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Mr. Sherman
11-14-2003, 01:18 AM
Dear Musicworld:

I have been really busy at the office lately. We are working on something extra special for you all, and unfortunately, it's kept me away from here.

I have decided to make it a priority to post at least once per week, as the voting in my poll was so encouraging.

Thanks for all the support - it was warmly received.

Sincerely,

Mr. Sherman
Spider_dude
11-14-2003, 01:19 AM
sherman i love your screetchy mp3's.
Gutter
11-14-2003, 01:24 AM
We missed you Mr.Sherman. Can't you hire a legal aid or secretary to post for you on our forum?

We really need your advice and help thru this horrible time of dealing with all these new file-sharing music lovers.

Anyway, nice to see you again Mr. Sherman!

;) :D
Adster
11-14-2003, 01:24 AM
how much you selling thsoe screeching Mp3s for Mr Sherman?? are they on the market?? where do I pay the royities too you for them??
muchspl2
11-14-2003, 01:36 AM
I thought it was overpeer that first spoofed songs, not the riaa
CMIIW
Adster
11-14-2003, 01:45 AM
I thought it was overpeer that first spoofed songs, not the riaa
CMIIW

yep true that is as i said before otherwise whats the point of PG if your dl off the RIAA?? they wil get your IP anyway if thats the case :P
the_faceman
11-14-2003, 01:49 AM
Mr. Sherman, i consider myself a bit of an enterpreneur, and i understand how difficult it must be to manage your time running things at the office while still trying to maintain a high number of new "Screetchy-Scratchy MP3's" to flood the Fasttrack Network with.

That is why i've come up with this new product. It's at a prototype stage - but early tests have proved to be a resounding success.

Mr. Sherman, it's with great pleasure that i introduce the ScreetchMaster3000.

http://server3.uploadit.org/files/141103-ScreechMaster3000.jpg

The genius part is that not only does it generate income that has been lost due to filesharers, but they will make their own screechy mp3's and save you lots of time and effort. The customer will also be happy, because they will feel like a DJ.

Please get back to me with your thoughts and any offers you may have.

the_faceman.
Adster
11-14-2003, 01:54 AM
:lol: :lol: ROFL
Mr. Sherman
11-14-2003, 02:37 AM
Dear the_faceman,

That ScreetchMaster3000 has put a fire under my posterior side. It's really got me dreaming of some incredible new screechy-scratchy sounding MP3's.

While taking a class at the local university, I learned how to add images to my posts. Here is how I imagine myself if I can get ahold of your ScreetchMaster3000......

http://www.needlz.com/news/images/melo_d1.jpg

As you can see in the image, the ScreetchMaster3000 has me so 'pumped-up' (is that too old school for all of you?) that it has me imagining myself during my youth.

Please let me know how I might go about ordering myself a ScreetchMaster3000. Not only will it pay for itself, but surely it will be a timesaver as well.

Sincerely,

Mr. Sherman

*Edit* I'm almost to post number 50!
the_faceman
11-14-2003, 03:13 AM
Thank you for your quick reply Mr. Sherman.

Rest assured that as soon as the first ScreetchMaster3000 comes off the line you will be sent one right away, free of charge. In return, i'd like you to endorse my product.

In doing so you'll be joining some other famous people. Here is one of them using an earlier demo-version of the ScreechMaster3000. No introduction needed.

http://server3.uploadit.org/files/141103-DJ_Vatican_in_the_hizzouse.jpg

I look forward to doing business with you.

the_faceman
silent VI
11-14-2003, 03:30 AM
<_< :lol:
Gutter
11-14-2003, 03:33 AM
Originally posted by the_faceman@14 November 2003 - 03:13
http://server3.uploadit.org/files/141103-DJ_Vatican_in_the_hizzouse.jpg
DJ Vatican doesn&#39;t look too happy with his current remix

:lol: :D :lol: :D
muchspl2
11-14-2003, 04:37 AM
mr riaa didn&#39;t anwser my question <_<
Mr. Sherman
11-14-2003, 05:38 AM
Sorry....


No introduction needed.


I thought I was up on all the latest spin doctors - apparently I was wrong, as I have no idea who that guy is.

I don&#39;t recognize him from an of the shows I have attended.

Anyhow, thank you for your consideration in sending me the ScreetchMaster3000. I look forward to using it. And yes, I will happily endorse the product. Who knows, maybe you would consider me for you television commercials - then I can deliver my endorsement straight to the worlds living rooms. Please consider it.

Respectfully,

Mr. Sherman
Rip The Jacker
11-14-2003, 07:05 AM
Originally posted by the_faceman@13 November 2003 - 17:49
http://server3.uploadit.org/files/141103-ScreechMaster3000.jpg
ROFL :lol: :lol:
Adster
11-14-2003, 08:32 AM
:lol: hillirous thread from a serious man taht started it
the_faceman
11-14-2003, 10:23 AM
Originally posted by Mr. Sherman@14 November 2003 - 06:38
Sorry....


No introduction needed.


I thought I was up on all the latest spin doctors - apparently I was wrong, as I have no idea who that guy is.

I don&#39;t recognize him from an of the shows I have attended.

Anyhow, thank you for your consideration in sending me the ScreetchMaster3000. I look forward to using it. And yes, I will happily endorse the product. Who knows, maybe you would consider me for you television commercials - then I can deliver my endorsement straight to the worlds living rooms. Please consider it.

Respectfully,

Mr. Sherman
Mr.Sherman, i have great news. Once you expressed your interest in our product, our share price went through the roof, and our investors ploughed more money into our product. This has allowed us to make our first complete, ready-for-sale Screech-Master. The 3100&#33;&#33;&#33;

I&#39;m sure you&#39;ll agree, aesthetically the machine is a work of art. New production equipment has allowed us to lower our costs and pass these savings onto the customer - the discerning Music Pirate&#33; It now costs only &#036;349.95 &#33;

Please call me on the details i sent to you via PM, and we&#39;ll set up a date for filming some TV commercials.

Once again, many thanks.

the_faceman.

http://server3.uploadit.org/files/141103-SM3100.jpg
Celerystalksme
11-14-2003, 11:13 AM
OMG TEH LOVE http://www.klboard.ath.cx/style_images/1/icon12.gif
Adster
11-14-2003, 12:33 PM
i want a job with Mr Sherman he might well pay me
the_faceman
11-15-2003, 09:10 PM
Has anyone seen Mr. Sherman? i had to cancel a film crew i had lined up. I&#39;m sorry about the delay. soon you can all get your hands on one of these beauties.
Gutter
11-15-2003, 09:41 PM
Originally posted by the_faceman@14 November 2003 - 02:23
http://server3.uploadit.org/files/141103-SM3100.jpg
same girl waving, new screechmaster


:lol:
N£MO
11-15-2003, 10:15 PM
:lol: :lol: :sleeping:
the_faceman
11-15-2003, 10:39 PM
the girl is contracted to appear in the first 3 promotional posters for the screech-masters. as a law-abiding person, this is out of my hands now. sorry. i think she&#39;s kinda cute though.
Mr. Sherman
11-20-2003, 12:37 AM
Hello all,

I am sad to report that I have received some hate mail. Have a look at this:

http://server4.uploadit.org/files/191103-hatemail.jpg

I have made the decision not to reply to it.

It is members such as "the_faceman" which allow me to remain unharmed by such ugliness.

Sincerely,

Mr. Sherman
the_faceman
11-20-2003, 01:03 AM
i wouldn&#39;t tolerate that if i were you Mr. Sherman. Let&#39;s just say that "Angel_of_Death57" will NOT be receiving a complimentary ScreechMaster3100.
bujub22
11-20-2003, 01:28 AM
looks cool if i still did dj work but now i quit to do other things but thats a cool thing keep making that money dude
Spider_dude
11-20-2003, 06:25 PM
that is so funny what a bellend the guy who sent you shit was.