The Gay Beard Club

[manker]

I see, so what was the rambling rubbish about me crying inside?

Was it just you showing off your extraordinary mentalism to the board again?I'm not sure why you think I'm fst's answer to Derren Brown but my ramblings are oft looked upon whilst the reader nods sagely to him or herself.

I feel sure that this is one of those times.

[NotLettingItGo]

Well you're certainly living in a world none of the rest of us are living in.

Assuming your second comment is a commentary upon your opinion of the accuracy of your first comment about me crying inside. Why would I be crying inside? Haven't you slightly lost the plot with that opinion. You know forgotten a few small but exceptionaly relevant facts. Like it being me who told her to "Now fuck off" and going all the way back months and months now, the small detail of me pointing out that all I lost was someone who was lying to me and using me. Why would I be crying inside over that?

I can't get rid of this feeling about you, you know. The one I mentioned the other day, about you projecting your own disappointing experiences onto me. So is that what you did when the women who hurt you did whatever it is that it has left you scared as badly as you obviously are? Did you cry inside? Would no one listen to you? Did no care? Is that how you became this mental case who goes around projecting your negative fantasies onto others?

[fuckapo]

i dont know if i should be a hard working loser or simply a loser .. what difference does it make? except aging and shit ..its in months nowadays

[manker]

Well you're certainly living in a world none of the rest of us are living in.

Assuming your second comment is a commentary upon your opinion of the accuracy of your first comment about me crying inside. Why would I be crying inside? Haven't you slightly lost the plot with that opinion. You know forgotten a few small but exceptionaly relevant facts. Like it being me who told her to "Now fuck off" and going all the way back months and months now, the small detail of me pointing out that all I lost was someone who was lying to me and using me. Why would I be crying inside over that?

I can't get rid of this feeling about you, you know. The one I mentioned the other day, about you projecting your own disappointing experiences onto me. So is that what you did when the women who hurt you did whatever it is that it has left you scared as badly as you obviously are? Did you cry inside? Would no one listen to you? Did no care? Is that how you became this mental case who goes around projecting your negative fantasies onto others?
I'm about to go to Cardiff with the missus and meet up with my cousin and his flowe for food and beer and I thought; 'i'll just wait to see what Dave replies'.
Got as far as 'You know forgotten a few small but exceptionaly relevant facts'.

And I double face-palmed.
Literally.

I persevered with the rest and it was either you wailing about being hurt or using my own astute interpretations concerning your demeanour in a poorly put together half-arsed commentary on my scantily referenced past.
I know you are, but what am I.

It really is a poor show, Dave.

[NotLettingItGo]

Claiming over and over again that my repeating of facts to you is me using this "I know you are, but..." crap, is ridiculous when it's only because you keep completely ignoring the facts that has me repeating them.

You must be able to see that the repeating of your incorrect assertions is bound to make anyone wonder if this isn't some kind of projection on your part.

As long as you keep posting up these twisted fantasies about who I am, and what I mean, I'll keep correcting you.

[manker]

Good luck with the correcting.
I would, however, concentrate more on your own appalling grammar and spelling. I did contemplate whether to correct each mistake of yours with pink font. I actually made a start, if you look a few posts up, but that last post of yours was awful. I'd have missed the train.

I'm not going to ask you to alter the way in which you act here because that brings mirth to the members.
Especially when you bring on the delusional self perception. Like that time you posted that you're as intelligent as Squeams.

A fantastic thought just hit me; you probably think you're as clever as I am :lol:

[NotLettingItGo]

You should get your facts straight, you're making yourself look like a complete fool.

"showing off" is the correct spelling

I NEVER claimed I was as intelligent as her.

Looking at your posts and how you behave around here, I wouldn't want to be as "clever" as you.

[fuckapo]

53:47 he exchanges his mask.. dr manhattan recieves it...

[Squeamous]

Good luck with the correcting.
I would, however, concentrate more on your own appalling grammar and spelling. I did contemplate whether to correct each mistake of yours with pink font. I actually made a start, if you look a few posts up, but that last post of yours was awful. I'd have missed the train.

I'm not going to ask you to alter the way in which you act here because that brings mirth to the members.
Especially when you bring on the delusional self perception. Like that time you posted that you're as intelligent as Squeams.

A fantastic thought just hit me; you probably think you're as clever as I am :lol:

owaitaminute!

Someone thinking they're as intelligent as me when they're not is funny, but thinking they're as intelligent as you when they're not is fantastical. So reading between the lines you think you're cleverer than me!

To think you were so close to the amorous clinch to end all clinches with me out back of ASDA near the recycling bins. Now you're just some bearded bloke standing in the car park with his dick in his hand. So sad.

[Squeamous]

Here we are. I'm sure we can all agree that my V for Vendetta look is hella cool. I cultivated my pubes especially. Enjoy x


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[mjmacky]

Is that tape? :glag:
In

[Squeamous]

Yes. How else does one attach one's pubes to one's face?

[megabyteme]

Yes. How else does one attach one's pubes to one's face?

I think most of us have (at various times) requested pics of your pubes, and you are on topic for the thread- however, I don't think anyone else had that in mind...:blink:

[Squeamous]

I think most of us have (at various times) requested pics of your pubes, and you are on topic for the thread- however, I don't think anyone else had that in mind...:blink:

That's because you are all able to grow hair on your face, you fascist.

[megabyteme]

That's because you are all able to grow hair on your face, you fascist.

I believe the correct word would be "face-ist". I thought you were supposed to be smart, and stuff...

[Squeamous]

I believe the correct word would be "face-ist". I thought you were supposed to be smart, and stuff...

I certainly am 'stuff' but I think we can all agree I've done plenty to demonstrate I'm not that smart.

[mjmacky]

I certainly am 'stuff' but I think we can all agree I've done plenty to demonstrate I'm not that smart.

You remember that one time you taped pubes to your face?

When tied together with the V-dallion, it gives you a sort of rock star look, albeit a male rockstar.

As to your question about alternatives to tape, a thin coating of semen might work (if you wanted to go organic). Or you could go with a glue that they use for facial type hair attaching, that way you could wear it out for a night on the town.

[megabyteme]

A more natural look might involve a few drinks, and another girl. Just saying... :naughty:

[manker]

Good luck with the correcting.
I would, however, concentrate more on your own appalling grammar and spelling. I did contemplate whether to correct each mistake of yours with pink font. I actually made a start, if you look a few posts up, but that last post of yours was awful. I'd have missed the train.

I'm not going to ask you to alter the way in which you act here because that brings mirth to the members.
Especially when you bring on the delusional self perception. Like that time you posted that you're as intelligent as Squeams.

A fantastic thought just hit me; you probably think you're as clever as I am :lol:

owaitaminute!

Someone thinking they're as intelligent as me when they're not is funny, but thinking they're as intelligent as you when they're not is fantastical. So reading between the lines you think you're cleverer than me!

To think you were so close to the amorous clinch to end all clinches with me out back of ASDA near the recycling bins. Now you're just some bearded bloke standing in the car park with his dick in his hand. So sad.Zomg, you saw what I did there. Dave didn't, but there's no surprise there.
I may have underestimated you.

The thing is, though, I know that the allure of a bearded bloke with his cock in his hand behind Asda to you is like the thrall of free smack to a Scotchman.
I'll just mail you the date and time and let nature take its course :smilie4:

[manker]

Here we are. I'm sure we can all agree that my V for Vendetta look is hella cool. I cultivated my pubes especially. Enjoy x


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omfg.
would.

You look like Kurt Cobain.
And also, you deserve some special title for your efforts. The rest of us did less than we would usually do to get entry but you went that extra mile.
Make it so, Mary!

[mjmacky]

You look like Kurt Cobain.
And also, you deserve some special title for your efforts. The rest of us did less than we would usually do to get entry but you went that extra mile.
Make it so, Mary!

Cobain, that's who I was thinking of; well at least whenever he wasn't sporting a completely disproportionate goatee.

[manker]

We should get onto important stuff.

Squeams, where were they from, specifically - were they pudenda pubes or did you trim some ballast from your biffin's bridge.
Did you only cut that much away, leaving your bush somewhat less than replete, or did you shave the whole lot so that now Mary would find your inguina intriguing.

Words may not suffice in reply to this importunate inquiry.
Before and after pics ftw?

[mjmacky]

A missed opportunity to ask her to present a bearded clam for membership induction. Maybe not too late to request after photos for said clam.

[megabyteme]

A missed opportunity to ask her to present a bearded clam for membership induction. Maybe not too late to request after photos for said clam.

One beard to rule them all! :O

[NotLettingItGo]

...Dave didn't, but there's no surprise there.


You need to get the fuck over yourself manker, honestly you're nearly as bad a chavis, wandering around posting shite (http://filesharingtalk.com/threads/442239-New-Year-Resolutions?p=3640292&viewfull=1#post3640292) that doesn't bear any relationship to reality. You're a bean counter who pretends to be clever on the internet, even Jacky would require a partial lobotomy to emulate your idea of "clever".

[megabyteme]

You need to get the fuck over yourself manker, honestly you're nearly as bad a chavis, wandering around posting shite (http://filesharingtalk.com/threads/442239-New-Year-Resolutions?p=3640292&viewfull=1#post3640292) that doesn't bear any relationship to reality. You're a bean counter who pretends to be clever on the internet, even Jacky would require a partial lobotomy to emulate your idea of "clever".

Hey, RejectofSqueamous, most of us seem to have forgotten how clever you are. Please post some quotes of your (unknown to us) cleverness. :mellow:

[manker]

...Dave didn't, but there's no surprise there.


You need to get the fuck over yourself manker, honestly you're nearly as bad a chavis, wandering around posting shite (http://filesharingtalk.com/threads/442239-New-Year-Resolutions?p=3640292&viewfull=1#post3640292) that doesn't bear any relationship to reality. You're a bean counter who pretends to be clever on the internet, even Jacky would require a partial lobotomy to emulate your idea of "clever".You know, you're quite right.
I should definitely use you as a role model.

Brb, going around this girl's house. I am totally obsessed with her but she doesn't want to know me - so I'll wear an ecru suit. I think I'll light up a cigarette just before I knock the door and lean on some kind of balustrade before she answers, so I look all cool.

And I think I'll tell some people on the internets about it so that they will think I'm daring or debonair or hopefully both.

[mjmacky]

You hear that? I'm now on top. For my next super intellectual deliberation, we need to replace our source information for the rankings.

[manker]

RejectofSqueamous:glag: :earl:

[mjmacky]

You know, you're quite right.
I should definitely use you as a role model.

Brb, going around this girl's house. I am totally obsessed with her but she doesn't want to know me - so I'll wear an ecru suit. I think I'll light up a cigarette just before I knock the door and lean on some kind of balustrade before she answers, so I look all cool.

And I think I'll tell some people on the internets about it so that they will think I'm daring or debonair or hopefully both.

What's funny about it is that it all probably seemed like a great idea at the time.

Since I've been watching some Dr. Katz:

www.youtube.com/watch?v=KZ2mSdGrX4c

[manker]

You hear that? I'm now on top. FFS. I thought I'd done at least enough to be above you.

The rOS league table of intellect seems to be taking shape.
Currently leading the way is Mary, although the 'even' caveat seems to imply there is someone even more big brained than your good self in Dave's world.
I think I'm in second because he's magnanimously allowed my comparative superiority in this respect. Dave and Squeams are in joint third because he has somehow deluded himself into intellectual parity with her - and chavis is bringing up the rear. Probably because he's racist.

MBM is conspicuous by his absence, maybe he's the mysterious forumular intellectual giant that Dave alludes to.
Food for thought :smilie4:

[chalice]

You hear that? I'm now on top. FFS. I thought I'd done at least enough to be above you.

The rOS league table of intellect seems to be taking shape.
Currently leading the way is Mary, although the 'even' caveat seems to imply there is someone even more big brained than your good self in Dave's world.
I think I'm in second because he's magnanimously allowed my comparative superiority in this respect. Dave and Squeams are in joint third because he has somehow deluded himself into intellectual parity with her - and chavis is bringing up the rear. Probably because he's racist.

MBM is conspicuous by his absence, maybe he's the mysterious forumular intellectual giant that Dave alludes to.
Food for thought :smilie4:

Ah, but the game has changed considerably, mostly due to me having received a beard trimmer for christmas from my mum. :smilie4:

I'm now sporting an even-steven, symmetrical, naturally impossible man fuzz of the highest order. True story.

I'm not disputing that MJ gets the last word, but Squeamous is winning by a fucking mile. She exceeds criteria.

[megabyteme]

I'll wear an ecru suit.

You know, I'm not much into latest fashuns, and stuff, so I looked up "ecru" on Google Image search. Here are the unfiltered results: ECRU (http://www.google.com/search?tbm=isch&hl=en&source=hp&biw=1280&bih=847&q=ecru&btnG=Search+Images&gbv=2&oq=ecru&aq=f&aqi=&aql=&gs_sm=s&gs_upl=0l0l0l4074l0l0l0l0l0l0l0l0ll0l0)

For those who don't want to see all the latest fashuns available in ecru, here is the most manly example on the ENTIRE page: :blink:

http://i39.tinypic.com/51yp9j.jpg

I will pay RoS an internets 20, if he posts a pic of himself in an ecru suit, with Magnum mustache. Gawd, that's gotta make the 20-year-old pushies whet. :yup:

[manker]

I'm now sporting an even-steven, symmetrical, naturally impossible man fuzz of the highest order. True story.
You're going to hate me for this but ...

PICS

[chalice]

I'm now sporting an even-steven, symmetrical, naturally impossible man fuzz of the highest order. True story.
You're going to hate me for this but ...

PICS

Not this instant. I'm busy being wopped and being an uncle again. My sister dropped a fat one today. 9lb 1. Boy. Chuffed.

[mjmacky]

I'm now sporting an even-steven, symmetrical, naturally impossible man fuzz of the highest order. True story.
You're going to hate me for this but ...

PICS

Or he can just do what alien did and press his face into a color copier.

[megabyteme]

RoS never seems up to challenges, so this is probably as close as we will get to seeing him in ecru, and his Magnum stache in one place...

http://i39.tinypic.com/vcqe0h.jpg

[NotLettingItGo]

....

You know, I'm not much into latest fashuns, and stuff, so I looked up "ecru" on Google Image search. Here are the unfiltered results: ECRU (http://www.google.com/search?tbm=isch&hl=en&source=hp&biw=1280&bih=847&q=ecru&btnG=Search+Images&gbv=2&oq=ecru&aq=f&aqi=&aql=&gs_sm=s&gs_upl=0l0l0l4074l0l0l0l0l0l0l0l0ll0l0)
...

See I knew there was a reason why I don't own a single item of clothing in that colour.

It's OK though, between all you twisted fucks and her lies I'm sure you'll come up with a complete wardrobe for me, by the new year.

[manker]

You're going to hate me for this but ...

PICS

Not this instant. I'm busy being wopped and being an uncle again. My sister dropped a fat one today. 9lb 1. Boy. Chuffed.Congrats, big man.
Maybe I'm just a misogynist who reads too much historical fiction but I feel more sincere when congratulating someone regarding new male offspring.

Hope you had a good xmas too.
I've just discovered the true meaning of Christmas. It's about Lego and consuming the excess chocolate and sweets so your kids' teeth don't fall out by January.

[chalice]

Not this instant. I'm busy being wopped and being an uncle again. My sister dropped a fat one today. 9lb 1. Boy. Chuffed.Congrats, big man.
Maybe I'm just a misogynist who reads too much historical fiction but I feel more sincere when congratulating someone regarding new male offspring.

Hope you had a good xmas too.
I've just discovered the true meaning of Christmas. It's about Lego and consuming the excess chocolate and sweets so your kids' teeth don't fall out by January.

Cheers, mate. He's one of those IVF unlikelihoods. My sister was given the 'your womb is a bombsite' talk by one of those obstetrics propagandists not long after she was married. She had these chronic cysts on her ovaries. I don't know what that is, but it reminds me of some war poetry I've read. She got the ops, had the IVF treatment, had twins and everything was sweet to the beat.

Three years later and without hormonal enhancement, she gets up the skite with this behemoth. It's a funny old world.

[manker]

That is a warming story.
A girl who worked for me had those cysts and was given the news of infertility back a few years ago. She was only 19.
I would relate your tale if only she hadn't gone orf to work for some big firm who had the audacity to offer her much more than I was willing to.

She won't get the perks there. I bet she drives home in her X5, hankering for the photocopier frottage of yesteryear.

[megabyteme]

Congrats, Chalice! One more reason to celebrate the New Year. :happy:

I, being sheltered in my life, was unaware of the term "frottage". Damn fine word, I must say. Will incorporate it into my vocab immediately. :)

While searching, I came across this on Urban Dictionary:


The practice of Frottage has become popular due to the increasing public awareness of STD's and increasing overcrowding of public transport.

Which was better than the actual definition (for those who also live sheltered, deprived lives):


The act of grinding one's body against another for sexual pleasure with clothes on.

[Squeamous]

You remember that one time you taped pubes to your face?

When tied together with the V-dallion, it gives you a sort of rock star look, albeit a male rockstar.

As to your question about alternatives to tape, a thin coating of semen might work (if you wanted to go organic). Or you could go with a glue that they use for facial type hair attaching, that way you could wear it out for a night on the town.

I don't think I should, I showed the pic to some female friends and they had to admit they felt a little aroused and sexually confused. I don't want to turn up at the local skank bank and have a hundred women squealing and trying to suck my non-existent cock. Plus it's hard enough for you guise to keep up with me already without the added competition x


Zomg, you saw what I did there. Dave didn't, but there's no surprise there.
I may have underestimated you.

The thing is, though, I know that the allure of a bearded bloke with his cock in his hand behind Asda to you is like the thrall of free smack to a Scotchman.
I'll just mail you the date and time and let nature take its course :smilie4:

It's like you know me.


:glag:
omfg.
would.

You look like Kurt Cobain.
And also, you deserve some special title for your efforts. The rest of us did less than we would usually do to get entry but you went that extra mile.
Make it so, Mary!

That's because in a man's world a woman MUST go that extra mile just to be recognised as having parity with her male counterparts. Don't think this is just about attaching pubes to my face, this is about so much more than that. You may know me henceforth as Emmeline Pubechin.


We should get onto important stuff.

Squeams, where were they from, specifically - were they pudenda pubes or did you trim some ballast from your biffin's bridge.
Did you only cut that much away, leaving your bush somewhat less than replete, or did you shave the whole lot so that now Mary would find your inguina intriguing.

Words may not suffice in reply to this importunate inquiry.
Before and after pics ftw?

If you must know, my mons pubis now looks like I've been fingered in a dingy nightclub corner by Edward Scissorhands.





Not this instant. I'm busy being wopped and being an uncle again. My sister dropped a fat one today. 9lb 1. Boy. Chuffed.

Bit late but congratulations! And may I say I can't think of a more appropriate place for this most auspicious of announcements x

[megabyteme]

If you must know, my mons pubis now looks like I've been fingered in a dingy nightclub corner by Edward Scissorhands.

http://i44.tinypic.com/fbgdqw.jpg+http://i39.tinypic.com/20r8nrp.jpg=http://i44.tinypic.com/23tow0w.jpg

That's hawt. :O

[Squeamous]

And scarily accurate :cry:

[Alien5]

Hello

[mjmacky]

I don't think I should, I showed the pic to some female friends and they had to admit they felt a little aroused and sexually confused. I don't want to turn up at the local skank bank and have a hundred women squealing and trying to suck my non-existent cock. Plus it's hard enough for you guise to keep up with me already without the added competition x

I think I've been doing my finances wrong all this time.

[megabyteme]

Who else is still growing theirs? Updates, anyone?* :01:

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*/MBM ponders with a guilty, erotic shudder at what Squeems will do for an encore... :unsure:

[mjmacky]

I'm always growing it, it's just interrupted once in a while with a quick trim. I had a pic around here somewhere when it was as bushy as I'd permit, I'll put it up if I come across it again.

[mjmacky]

which year was jeesus born?

Who is "jeesus"?

[Barbarossa]

did you know that there was around 60 million jews massacred.. i did know know that.. i seriously thought the numbers was in thousands

If you're talking about the Nazis, I believe it was 6 million Jews killed.

That's 6,000,000, or six-thousand-thousand, if you want the number in thousands... :unsure:

[IdolEyes787]

Thanks J-dye .Next time anyone tells me that I am the biggest asshole in the world I can now show them irrefutable evidence to the contrary. :)

[mjmacky]

Like I'd let Idol get the last word when he's provided no proof of beard. Onto the the previously promised before and after.

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[IdolEyes787]

Like I'd let Idol get the last word when he's provided no proof of beard. Onto the the previously promised before and after.

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Who's the queer in the photos?

[Squeamous]

Ahem. Excuse me but I believe my beard wins hands down.

Also you have girly eyelashes.

[IdolEyes787]

Like I'd let Idol get the last word when he's provided no proof of beard.
I had a beard once.Other than frequenting this site stupidest thing that I've ever done.

[mjmacky]

Also you have girly eyelashes.

How the fuck could you tell? I've been complimented many a times on the beauty of my eyelashes so that's not the mystery to me. The fact that you pulled it out of that fuzzy picture in which they appear to be perpendicular to the viewing angle is what's perplexing.

I also have pretty nails sometimes. Several of the reasons that I need to have some sort of beard have been established.

[mjmacky]

Like I'd let Idol get the last word when he's provided no proof of beard.
I had a beard once.Other than frequenting this site stupidest thing that I've ever done.

Grow a quick beard and post it on FST, don't wade in the shoal of mediocrity, aim bigger.

[megabyteme]

Like I'd let Idol get the last word when he's provided no proof of beard.
I had a beard once.

Liar. The amount of soy in your diet has pushed your estrogen levels so high that not only can you not grow a beard, you get cramps and bloating.

[mjmacky]

I had a beard once.

Liar. The amount of soy in your diet has pushed your estrogen levels so high that not only can you not grow a beard, you get cramps and bloating.

I heard his girlfriend has whiskers, maybe that would suffice?

[Squeamous]

How the fuck could you tell? I've been complimented many a times on the beauty of my eyelashes so that's not the mystery to me. The fact that you pulled it out of that fuzzy picture in which they appear to be perpendicular to the viewing angle is what's perplexing.

I also have pretty nails sometimes. Several of the reasons that I need to have some sort of beard have been established.

I am a scientist. To wit, a trained observer of the natural world :idunno:
What surprises me is that you're a slightly porky little fella, aren't you? I imagined you'd be all skinny and stooped and bent and poorly fed, but you've got the pleasing appearance of someone who would be quite comfy and warm on a cold night. Well done, of this I approve!

Why DO you need a beard anyway? :unsure:

[Squeamous]

Omg omg omg, I remember who you remind me of:

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[mjmacky]

How the fuck could you tell? I've been complimented many a times on the beauty of my eyelashes so that's not the mystery to me. The fact that you pulled it out of that fuzzy picture in which they appear to be perpendicular to the viewing angle is what's perplexing.

I also have pretty nails sometimes. Several of the reasons that I need to have some sort of beard have been established.

I am a scientist. To wit, a trained observer of the natural world :idunno:
What surprises me is that you're a slightly porky little fella, aren't you? I imagined you'd be all skinny and stooped and bent and poorly fed, but you've got the pleasing appearance of someone who would be quite comfy and warm on a cold night. Well done, of this I approve!

Why DO you need a beard anyway? :unsure:

That's a chocolate coated turd that is.

I've already answered your last question, but to rephrase, to downplay my feminine features like pretty lashes and fingernails. Did you spend the day in a helium tank?

[mjmacky]

Omg omg omg, I remember who you remind me of:

106517

WTF with the emo green day shit, fuck!

[megabyteme]

Omg omg omg, I remember who you remind me of:

106517

WTF with the emo green day shit, fuck!

No, not even close. :idunno:

[Quarterquack]

Macky, I can't help but notice you're stealing my signature "cute guy" beauty mark on the tip of the cheek bone.

Please have yours surgically excised.

On the topic of how squeams' noticed your pretty girly eye-lashes, it's because women spend half their time looking perpendicular at fake eye-lashes ensuring they look natural.

[Quarterquack]

Please ignore squeamous. She got your celebrity look-alike completely wrong. Here you go.


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http://29.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lvnkvx42CP1qaydczo1_500.jpg

[Snee]

Ghey beard it is:

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v38/snorlax/DSC_0050.jpg

If it's too blurry, just imagine sqeamous's without the tape :idunno:

[mjmacky]

Macky, I can't help but notice you're stealing my signature "cute guy" beauty mark on the tip of the cheek bone.

Please have yours surgically excised.

On the topic of how squeams' noticed your pretty girly eye-lashes, it's because women spend half their time looking perpendicular at fake eye-lashes ensuring they look natural.

That's my duibhne, young poser lad.

[mjmacky]

Please ignore squeamous. She got your celebrity look-alike completely wrong. Here you go.


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http://29.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lvnkvx42CP1qaydczo1_500.jpg

I don't know who that is. If I waited to trim long enough, I was hoping to go for a Galifianakis.

[Quarterquack]

It's James Roday. Not really a big name, but he can feign charm pretty well.

[mjmacky]

Ghey beard it is:

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v38/snorlax/DSC_0050.jpg

If it's too blurry, just imagine sqeamous's without the tape :idunno:

Don't tell me it took you 4 months to grow that chin strap. I guess you can add yourself to the directory. I guess we should have a directory.

[mjmacky]

It's James Roday. Not really a big name, but he can feign charm pretty well.

Oh, the guy from Psych... didn't recognize him.

[Snee]

Nah, I didn't remember this thread until it was bumped just now, and then I grew it :mellow:

[Quarterquack]

Nah, I didn't remember this thread until it was bumped just now, and then I grew it :mellow:

And the perfection of that indomitably devilish smile? How long did that take?

[mjmacky]

Nah, I didn't remember this thread until it was bumped just now, and then I grew it :mellow:

Wow, you grew that in 2 hours, impressive. How fast does paint dry around your place?

[Snee]

Nah, I didn't remember this thread until it was bumped just now, and then I grew it :mellow:

Wow, you grew that in 2 hours, impressive. How fast does paint dry around your place?

30 minutes actually. I just got home and saw it :smilie4:



















On a more serious note, that's about as long as I should ever let it get. I look like a right silly fucker with a beard, partly because I've got a centimeter-wide stripe running down the middle where it doesn't grow, due to a wee bit of an incident when I was younger. Only reason I had one to post was because I've been lazy with the shaving, lately.


And the perfection of that indomitably devilish smile? How long did that take?
32 years.

[manker]

I was going to post a pic of my newly trimmed beard, but I just don't have the time to curl my eyelashes.
Damn you, Mary.

The bushy beard pic was worth the wait, mind you.

[Snee]

I was going to post a pic of my newly trimmed beard, but I just don't have the time to curl my eyelashes.
Damn you, Mary.

The bushy beard pic was worth the wait, mind you.

I'd say thanks, but then I'd prolly have to explain the joke.

[manker]

I was going to post a pic of my newly trimmed beard, but I just don't have the time to curl my eyelashes.
Damn you, Mary.

The bushy beard pic was worth the wait, mind you.

I'd say thanks, but then I'd prolly have to explain the joke.I only glanced at it, I thought you were just bruised :idunno:

[Snee]

Whatevar. I'll be shaving it off and/or wiping it off with a rough towel, now that you don't approve :emo:

[manker]

You're still in the gay beard club though :wub:

[megabyteme]

Welcome to newest member, Snee. :cheers:

[mjmacky]

You're still in the gay beard club though :wub:

I was telling him about the directory, but it didn't seem to matter.

[Squeamous]

I'm on my mobile, I can't see Darth's pic, who is it? And I haven't ever worn false eyelashes thank you, I'm not a drag queen :ermm:.

Snee - is that really all you can grow? :console:

[mjmacky]

I'm on my mobile, I can't see Darth's pic, who is it? And I haven't ever worn false eyelashes thank you, I'm not a drag queen :ermm:.

It was dragged out in the convo that followed, but he posted a pic of that guy who plays the main character in Psych, except he had a full molester beard and had like Jamie Kennedy hair and face.

[Snee]

I'm on my mobile, I can't see Darth's pic, who is it? And I haven't ever worn false eyelashes thank you, I'm not a drag queen :ermm:.

Snee - is that really all you can grow? :console:

Well, no. It stops at about an inch, maybe an inch and a half, and I don't get much on my neck or cheeks. But it's hardly pretty if I let it grow longer.

I could totally pull this off, tho:

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:smilie4:

Well, 'cept for that stripe in the middle.

[manker]

I could totally pull this off, tho:

106615

:smilie4:


What you think about in your wank-pit alone time is a matter for you, but you really shouldn't objectify objects of desire.
It always ends in rape :no:

[Snee]

Don't get all prude on me now, or we're nevar cybering again :snooty:

[Something Else]

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I just cut it off when the wench whinges.

[IdolEyes787]

Just explain to her that you're a lumberjack and having a beard is more or less expected.

[megabyteme]

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I just cut it off when the wench whinges.

That beard is made of pure testosterone, wood shavings, motor oil, steel, dragon scales, and something else. Well done, sir!

[mjmacky]

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I just cut it off when the wench whinges.

That beard is made of pure testosterone, wood shavings, motor oil, steel, dragon scales, and something else. Well done, sir!

Not unkempt enough to keep all 5 components, must remove 1 or 2.

[megabyteme]

Not unkempt enough to keep all 5 components, must remove 1 or 2.

It is a very dense growth. I'm sure it all fits in there.

[Something Else]

One of those pictures was ten years old. True story.

[manker]

:dabs:
First Mary and now Ben have beaten me into third place in the most masculine beard competition.

I can feel the testosterone draining from me.

[mjmacky]

:dabs:
First Mary and now Ben have beaten me into third place in the most masculine beard competition.

I can feel the testosterone draining from me.

That must have been bugging you for a while now. I'm starting to understand your adamant resistance of coming to terms with Japanese hicks.

[manker]

:dabs:
First Mary and now Ben have beaten me into third place in the most masculine beard competition.

I can feel the testosterone draining from me.

That must have been bugging you for a while now. I'm starting to understand your adamant resistance of coming to terms with Japanese hicks.
I'm cool with them.
I just hadn't considered that their existence would add ballast to my deeply seated steel hull of a tenet. I've got you to thank for that.

And I do :smile4:

[Biggles]

Mine is for the most part white - is that ghey or just sad?

[manker]

Sounds distinguished, Les.

Pics please :D

[brotherdoobie]

Word.



-doobs

[Squeamous]

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I just cut it off when the wench whinges.

Les's beard is very distinguished :wub: It's also not obsessively neat like a serial killer's (*cough ^)


"Show me a man who lives alone and has a perpetually clean kitchen tidy beard, and 8 times out of 9 I'll show you a man with detestable spiritual qualities"
~ Charles Bukowski

[Something Else]

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I just cut it off when the wench whinges.

Les's beard is very distinguished :wub: It's also not obsessively neat like a serial killer's (*cough ^)


"Show me a man who lives alone and has a perpetually clean kitchen tidy beard, and 8 times out of 9 I'll show you a man with detestable spiritual qualities"
~ Charles Bukowski

It grows like that on it's own. Never been trimmed ever. It's either all off, or all on. Fact. :snooty:

[Squeamous]

Les's beard is very distinguished :wub: It's also not obsessively neat like a serial killer's (*cough ^)


"Show me a man who lives alone and has a perpetually clean kitchen tidy beard, and 8 times out of 9 I'll show you a man with detestable spiritual qualities"
~ Charles Bukowski

It grows like that on it's own. Never been trimmed ever. It's either all off, or all on. Fact. :snooty:

Well we all need to get our pride from somewhere x

[mjmacky]

It grows like that on its own. Never been trimmed ever. It's either all off, or all on. Fact. :snooty:

Must be lies, too short to have never ever been trimmed. That's just what Alan Moore told me.

[manker]

Luckily I've managed to find a pic of Ben in his younger days to prove that he used to trim his beard.
This visual reference will be lost on everyone except UK puntsphere fans but wtf.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v31/samsamsamsam/bennyhill.png

The odds of two identical unrelated chins and me being wrong are entirely negligible.

[Proper Bo]

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[manker]

:lol: git

[ckrit]

I have scene his earl picture, and I'm here to tell you that that is 101% accurate.

[Proper Bo]

Inorite!1:o
Maybe he rly is jimmy hill's son :o

[manker]

Benny Hill :eyebrows:

[Something Else]

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That's made him at least 20% more handsome.

[manker]

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That's made him at least 20% more handsome.Talking about yourself in the second person :no:

[Something Else]

:lol:

Rodorft.

[mjmacky]

That's made him at least 20% more handsome.Talking about yourself in the second person :no:

Am I missing a sublayered joke? Why 2nd instead of 3rd?

[manker]

Yes. Yes you are :pinch:

[mjmacky]

Yes. Yes you are :pinch:

Can I get credits for knowing that I'm missing something oh wise one?

[manker]

No, but you get a demerit for mis-interpreting the homer smiley.
I fucked up :mellow:

[mjmacky]

:doh:

[Chewie]

Can I come in, please? Please?
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[manker]

You're rather less hirsute than I remember ... or imagined.
I wonder which it is :eyebrows:

Anyway, I'd better wait for Mary's wife to give the seal of approval but I say you're in because although you might lack the expected Chewbacca beard, at least you've got the Leia hair.

[mjmacky]

@chewie
I want to say blurry, but It's like you've used a camouflage filter and you could disappear your face at any time. It's a bit suspenseful.

[Chewie]

You're rather less hirsute than I remember ... or imagined.
I wonder which it is :eyebrows:

Anyway, I'd better wait for Mary's wife to give the seal of approval but I say you're in because although you might lack the expected Chewbacca beard, at least you've got the Leia hair.Could she listen to soundz with her hair as well?. Cool.


@chewie
I want to say blurry, but It's like you've used a camouflage filter and you could disappear your face at any time. It's a bit suspenseful.This is what happens when you don't shave for a week and have ghrey* hair.

*previously sort of ginger/brown/black

[mjmacky]

Could she listen to soundz with her hair as well?. Cool.

I think she would hear the waves of Alderaan, even after it was all blowed up.




@chewie
I want to say blurry, but It's like you've used a camouflage filter and you could disappear your face at any time. It's a bit suspenseful.This is what happens when you don't shave for a week and have ghrey* hair.

*previously sort of ginger/brown/black

Actually I was just making a point about your camera. If I met someone in real life that looked like they were disappearing from reality I would probably spray fecal juice and sprint diagonally.

[mjmacky]

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[manker]

If I met someone in real life that looked like they were disappearing from reality I would probably spray fecal juice and sprint diagonally.Whereas I'd I'd immediately think of Back to the Future and explain to mr. fadey that his brother had gone back in time and was coming on to his mam, but that no one thought it was weird and it all turned out fine.

[mjmacky]

If I met someone in real life that looked like they were disappearing from reality I would probably spray fecal juice and sprint diagonally.Whereas I'd I'd immediately think of Back to the Future and explain to mr. fadey that his brother had gone back in time and was coming on to his mam, but that no one thought it was weird and it all turned out fine.

That movie is from 1985, did you just get back from visiting the before era?

[manker]

No but that movie obviously made a huge impression upon me as it's the only one I remember from the before time.
Apart from Jaws. Which scared the shit out of me.

[mjmacky]

No but that movie obviously made a huge impression upon me as it's the only one I remember from the before time.
Apart from Jaws. Which scared the shit out of me.

It's why I became a fast swimmer. Even if we were just playing a game of "Shark" in the pool I scurried out with a burst of anxiety and irrational fear like you wouldn't believe. This was at a huge public pool, not one of those backyard ones where you could pretty much jump to the other side. I think know the only reason I never got into competitive swimming was because you'd never get me into a pair of speedos. Even though I'm a bit older and less vain, I'd never bother to deal with that level of discomfort. Can't wear bikini briefs either, it's boxer briefs all the way.

[manker]

No but that movie obviously made a huge impression upon me as it's the only one I remember from the before time.
Apart from Jaws. Which scared the shit out of me.

It's why I became a fast swimmer. Even if we were just playing a game of "Shark" in the pool I scurried out with a burst of anxiety and irrational fear like you wouldn't believe. This was at a huge public pool, not one of those backyard ones where you could pretty much jump to the other side. I think know the only reason I never got into competitive swimming was because you'd never get me into a pair of speedos. Even though I'm a bit older and less vain, I'd never bother to deal with that level of discomfort. Can't wear bikini briefs either, it's boxer briefs all the way.
I know, right. That fucking cello started up as soon as I even glimpsed a body of water.

I pretended I liked Jaws because I figured it was some kind of a test. My parents then hired me a film called Orca: Killer Whale or something. I spent the entire time looking about 3 inches over the television and taking protracted toilet breaks. Perhaps they are sadists or master trolls. I also got given Stephen King books when I was ten. Each time a new one came out, I'd get it a couple of weeks hence. I pretended to like those, too.
They scared the shit out of me even more than Jaws.

That was all my dad. My mother gave me Virginia Andrews books to read which centred on a dysfunctional family whose mother locked the four kids in the attic such that they developed incestuous relationships. The mother slowly poisoned them with arsenic and the youngest died.

I was left to pick my own literature after the age of about 13. Which was nice.

Wtf were they thinking :eyebrows:

[mjmacky]

I know, right. That fucking cello started up as soon as I even glimpsed a body of water.

I pretended I liked Jaws because I figured it was some kind of a test. My parents then hired me a film called Orca: Killer Whale or something. I spent the entire time looking about 3 inches over the television and taking protracted toilet breaks. Perhaps they are sadists or master trolls. I also got given Stephen King books when I was ten. Each time a new one came out, I'd get it a couple of weeks hence. I pretended to like those, too.
They scared the shit out of me even more than Jaws.

That was all my dad. My mother gave me Virginia Andrews books to read which centred on a dysfunctional family whose mother locked the four kids in the attic such that they developed incestuous relationships. The mother slowly poisoned them with arsenic and the youngest died.

I was left to pick my own literature after the age of about 13. Which was nice.

Wtf were they thinking :eyebrows:

I normally never received books on account of them being difficult to move around from residence to residence, their price, and my perceived lack of interest in them. I did live with a step father figure and had HBO for awhile, so all was well. Also, I could pretty much go out and do whatever I wanted so I'd sometimes hang out at a library, learned about sperm whales, wasn't scared of them.

[Skweeky]

I want to be in this beard club too, but I have nothing to make a beard with...

Then again...

[Barbarossa]

do yo have any felt tip pens?

[Squeamous]

Would you like some of my pubes?

[Skweeky]

do yo have any felt tip pens?

Hold that thought Barbie

[manker]

Would you like some of my pubes?:lol: :happy:

This has potential to be fantastic.
Would you really send them? You probably wouldn't. I'm not sure it's hygienic or legal.

[manker]

do yo have any felt tip pens?

Hold that thought BarbieHe gets some of the girls to do unspeakable things with sharpies :no:

[Skweeky]

Please don't send me your pubes in the post. At least send them by UPS.

[Squeamous]

Would you like some of my pubes?:lol: :happy:

This has potential to be fantastic.
Would you really send them? You probably wouldn't. I'm not sure it's hygienic or legal.

I think we both know that I would :smilie4:


Please don't send me your pubes in the post. At least send them by UPS.

DO YOU THINK I'M MADE OF MONEY? :fist:

[manker]

Please don't send me your pubes in the post. At least send them by UPS.
Is that a general request or were you speaking directly to Squeams.

[Something Else]

I sent Mrs.Something Else my beard in an envelope once. True story.

[Artemis]

I sent Mrs.Something Else my beard in an envelope once. True story.

Did you lose a bet? :blink:

[Skweeky]

-muahahaha-

:whistling

[mjmacky]

Finally, the bearded clam arrives.

[Artemis]

:drool:

[Barbarossa]

oh my god.......


That's not what I meant, lol

[manker]

Zoom out!
That's pretty fucking inventive. Nice one Skweeks.

[Skweeky]

I'm like that

[manker]

Why did you delete it :o

[Skweeky]

I'm trying to create a sense of mystery.

[megabyteme]

Please don't send me your pubes in the post. At least send them by UPS.

What do you call it when 10 guys and a girl all supply pubes to put on Skweeky's face?

A weakday. :P

[Barbarossa]

One thing in this internet world I've learned, you can never ever properly delete anything... :whistling:

[Skweeky]

Did you take a screenshot Barbie?

[manker]

Edited while I rub out rewd bits


:smilie4:

[Barbarossa]

No...

But I did cut and paste into photoshop so it was on my clipboard..... :P

[Barbarossa]

Hahaha fantastic you've got a skweeky folder :lol:

[Something Else]

I sent Mrs.Something Else my beard in an envelope once. True story.

Did you lose a bet? :blink:

No. It was a romantic gesture.

Damn it. I went to the bank, missed all the hawt pics. :(

[manker]

Ahem.

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I thought maybe the abridged version would be better.

[Barbarossa]

No :whistling

[manker]

:glag:

Subtlety = win

[mjmacky]

Exiled from Gay Beard Club. Must start a new application with new evidence.

[Skweeky]

Ahem.

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I thought maybe the abridged version would be better.


:lol:

[Barbarossa]

oh fuck this is a bad idea....

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:pinch:

[Skweeky]

It says invalid extension!

[Barbarossa]

really?

[Skweeky]

Yesh:

vBulletin MessageInvalid Attachment specified. If you followed a valid link, please notify the administrator (http://filesharingtalk.com/sendmessage.php)

[manker]

hahahahahahhahahahahahhahahahhahahahhhahaha

[manker]

Yesh:

vBulletin MessageInvalid Attachment specified. If you followed a valid link, please notify the administrator (http://filesharingtalk.com/sendmessage.php)Worked for me:

Barbie getting into the spirit of things:

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fucking lol!

[Barbarossa]

Try it now :unsure:

I've obscured the "extension" :dry:

[Barbarossa]

I have a feeling this is my equivalent of Guillaume's eyebrows :smilie4:

[mjmacky]

It says invalid extension!

You have an opinionated computer.

[mjmacky]

We enter a new era. Holy fucking hell. This is awesome. Is it a mirror shot, or have you trapped someone else into cooperation?

[manker]

It says invalid extension!

You have an opinionated computer.:lol:

[Barbarossa]

Thanks Mary :happy:

No it was an arms-outstretched point and hope arrangement... As I said, this was the only one in focus.

[manker]

If I stare at it, I swear I can see fanny lips :blink:

[Barbarossa]

Is she the girl who makes the coffees?

[Squeamous]

What the holy fuck have you all been doing! :O
And what have I missed?!

[manker]

Is she the girl who makes the coffees?God, no.
She favours the lava-field fanny.

Apparently.
I just get to hear these things in conversations where I'm pretending to be a girl.

[manker]

What the holy fuck have you all been doing! :O
And what have I missed?!I'm not sure exactly how to explain it but it's basically Skweeky's fault and barbie made it much worse and apparently you're next.

[mjmacky]

Thanks Mary :happy:

No it was an arms-outstretched point and hope arrangement... As I said, this was the only one in focus.

I have a hard enough time getting it to focus with a straight forward shot on account of the movement, my anti-shake doesn't work so well. I find myself wanting to follow now that the game's ante has been upped, just need to figure out how... I'm going to need my hands...

[Skweeky]

This has made my day

[Skweeky]

I am trying to not choke with laughter, because then I'm going to have to explain to people what I am doing.

[Barbarossa]

:)

I'm going to the shop to get a crunchie and a can of coke, while I ponder what to do next ... x

[manker]

:o
Who are you and what have you done with Barbie.

[Skweeky]

Good God. He even put an 'x' at the end of that statement.

[manker]

Good God. He even put an 'x' at the end of that statement.Where is this other internets without smilies that he's posting at, Skweeks.
I think they've broken him :no:

[Skweeky]

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[Barbarossa]

Joking aside, skweeky's mons pubis makes an excellent avatar. I'm very pleased with it :)

[mjmacky]

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Where are the underaged girls?

[Barbarossa]

Joking aside, skweeky's mons pubis makes an excellent avatar. I'm very pleased with it :)

This is when I find out it's actually an armpit or something :pinch:

[Skweeky]

:whistling

I did say I prefer the lady lavafield look

[manker]

Well, on closer inspection; you've actually got longer hairs on your lava-lump than I have.

[Barbarossa]

Good question about the red hue, I just assumed it was taken under the duvet :unsure:

[Skweeky]

The red hue is due to poor lighting in the bathroom

[Barbarossa]

Ahhh should have realised. The bathroom is of course in Scotchland :smilie4:

[mjmacky]

Well, on closer inspection; you've actually got longer hairs on your lava-lump than I have.

I use beard trimming shears on mine, so even longer am I.

[manker]

Well, on closer inspection; you've actually got longer hairs on your lava-lump than I have.

I use beard trimming shears on mineSame.


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[mjmacky]

I use beard trimming shears on mineSame.


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I think this post was being created at the same time as mine, you'll find something eery in that.

[manker]

Not eery (since that isn't even a word amongst civilised people, butcherer), I just think it's fate <3

Had to search really hard to find an anime brofist which incorporated a male character with good hair and a female character, btw.

[Skweeky]

manker, when are you posting your contribution?

[mjmacky]

Not eery (since that isn't even a word amongst civilised people, butcherer), I just think it's fate <3

Had to search really hard to find an anime brofist which incorporated a male character with good hair and a female character, btw.

Sentence 1, we had that conversation already.

Sentence 2, is it even anime or were you searching cartoons again?

[manker]

Not eery (since that isn't even a word amongst civilised people, butcherer), I just think it's fate <3

Had to search really hard to find an anime brofist which incorporated a male character with good hair and a female character, btw.

Sentence 1, we had that conversation already.

Sentence 2, is it even anime or were you searching cartoons again?
Same difference :unsure:

[manker]

manker, when are you posting your contribution?Um.
When Squeams gets Mulder back.

[Skweeky]

Squeams, go friend him on facebook and post stuff about fst all over his wall. He'll be back here in a flash.

[manker]

:smilie4:

It's the least she can do after betraying him like that.
The poor wee fellow has such a trusting nature :no:

[Skweeky]

Yeah, go on his wall and tell him that we all long for the days he would post his cawk on here.

[mjmacky]

Same difference :unsure:

Actually I just noticed that there were 2 same difference situations, the one I intended is that I could have used "we had this conversation" for both responses, but didn't. Why is that?

[manker]

Dewd, I've never searched for an anime brofist which incorporated a male character with good hair and a female character.
So it would be unpossible for us to have ever had that conversation before.

[megabyteme]

I am having great difficulty adding to this fred without posting a "mushroom" growing in rather hair-like grass. :pinch:

[mjmacky]

Dewd, I've never searched for an anime brofist which incorporated a male character with good hair and a female character.
So it would be unpossible for us to have ever had that conversation before.

Maybe not brofisting, but it's just an abbreviated form of fisting so your previous searches on that should bring it under quite well.

[manker]

:eyebrows:

Where is that Swedish/ Japanese interpreter I've come to depend upon so heavily.

[mjmacky]

I've left that domain behind, why do you flash the signal so late?

[manker]

It's that thing that Squeamous and chavois were on about; you just get more and more obtuse to the point of total obfuscation.

Mary, your prose is impenetrable. Even to to me and I've got skillz in this area.

[mjmacky]

It's that thing that Squeamous and chavois were on about; you just get more and more obtuse to the point of total obfuscation.

Mary, your prose is impenetrable. Even to to me and I've got skillz in this area.

I'm sorry, you will forgive me, right?

[manker]

It's that thing that Squeamous and chavois were on about; you just get more and more obtuse to the point of total obfuscation.

Mary, your prose is impenetrable. Even to to me and I've got skillz in this area.

I'm sorry, you will forgive me, right?Only because your contrition is palpable.

[mjmacky]

I'm sorry, you will forgive me, right?Only because your contrition is palpable.

So is my clitoris.

[Squeamous]

I use beard trimming shears on mineSame.


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Awwww, you're pudenda pals, how lovely :happy:



:smilie4:

It's the least she can do after betraying him like that.
The poor wee fellow has such a trusting nature :no:

I DIDN'T! I wasn't even meant to see that pic. He received his payment in bewbs, he just doesn't love us anymore. Time to let him go :console:


Squeams, go friend him on facebook and post stuff about fst all over his wall. He'll be back here in a flash.

Can't I just post a pic of my tits on his wall?

[Barbarossa]

I got a message from him on FB asking to see my minge :smilie4:

Apparently benchez talks to him.....

[Squeamous]

Only because your contrition is palpable.

So is my clitoris.

Pics please :mellow:

[manker]

I DIDN'T! I wasn't even meant to see that pic. He received his payment in bewbs, he just doesn't love us anymore. Time to let him go :console:
Nevar!
It's all because of your renegation and my opinion won't be swayed by the Machiavellian tactics currently spewing forth with bile from your vaginal area.

[Skweeky]

manker, where is the picture of your lava mount?

[manker]

manker, where is the picture of your lava mount?
I'm not going to post one :emo:

[Skweeky]

Really? That is disappointing. I never though Barbie would be the one to stand you up.

[manker]

Really? That is disappointing. I never though Barbie would be the one to stand you up.He actually did stand me up, once. He was about four miles down the road from me and I asked him to come up to my local and watch the rugby, six nations it was.

He didn't show up.




Anyway, stand me up? :blink:

[Skweeky]

I think it might be a colloquialism - apologies. I meant that he outdid you.

[manker]

I think it might be a colloquialism - apologies. I meant that he outdid you.
Oh, yeah. He did. That's why the emo smilie earlier.
I don't mind, though. He's a nice guy ... some might say too nice, but not me. I think he's just the right amount of nice.

Um. Yeah so anyway, the only way I'd feel some kind of peer group pressure would be if Squeams followed through on her threat (or maybe it was my supposition) of a surfboard impression.

[Skweeky]

In other news - I want to go to Socotra, but no one wants to come with me :(

[manker]

Wow, it looks exactly like the island they sail to in The Life of Pi.

[Skweeky]

Doesn't it look amazing? Flights to Yemen are cheap too.

[manker]

I don't know about amazing ... there's only one road on the whole island and no pubs. So.

[Skweeky]

Yeah...but it's got 700 endemic species ffs! What does Galapagos have? Some turtles and a few finches with variable beak sizes. :snooty:

[manker]

Yeah...but it's got 700 endemic species ffs! What does Galapagos have? Some turtles and a few finches with variable beak sizes. :snooty:Well. I've read a Vonnegut book about the Galapagos Islands; that makes them cooler :snooty:

[Skweeky]

I bet he's never even been there. Probably takes all his holidays in Yemen.

[manker]

Yemen probably didn't exist when Vonnegut was alive. pneubs.

[Skweeky]

He only died 5 years ago.

[manker]

Indeed. And I hadn't read a single book of his until he had. I remember threads popping up all over the internets saying 'so it goes' and I was intrigued.

It was actually JP who told me his stuff was dead good.
He wasn't wrong.

[Something Else]

In other news - I want to go to Socotra, but no one wants to come with me :(


Mrs.me and myself are in. :smilie4:

[Something Else]

I got a message from him on FB asking to see my minge :smilie4:

Apparently benchez talks to him.....

I was trying to use it as bait.

[Skweeky]

In other news - I want to go to Socotra, but no one wants to come with me :(


Mrs.me and myself are in. :smilie4:


Awesome. I am planning on going in April next year.

[Squeamous]

Nevar!
It's all because of your renegation and my opinion won't be swayed by the Machiavellian tactics currently spewing forth with bile from your vaginal area.

Look, if I was going to lie to you I'd make sure it was a slow release lie that you wouldn't find out about for 5 years :dave:


Oh, yeah. He did. That's why the emo smilie earlier.
I don't mind, though. He's a nice guy ... some might say too nice, but not me. I think he's just the right amount of nice.

Um. Yeah so anyway, the only way I'd feel some kind of peer group pressure would be if Squeams followed through on her threat (or maybe it was my supposition) of a surfboard impression.

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Yeah...but it's got 700 endemic species ffs! What does Galapagos have? Some turtles and a few finches with variable beak sizes. :snooty:

They're probably all endemic species of bacteria!

[Barbarossa]

I think it might be a colloquialism - apologies. I meant that he outdid you.
Oh, yeah. He did. That's why the emo smilie earlier.
I don't mind, though. He's a nice guy ... some might say too nice, but not me. I think he's just the right amount of nice.

Um. Yeah so anyway, the only way I'd feel some kind of peer group pressure would be if Squeams followed through on her threat (or maybe it was my supposition) of a surfboard impression.

I thought Mary was going to conjure something up too, if he worked around his shaking hand issues :unsure:

I guess I've just intimidated everyone into covering up... :smilie4:

[manker]

Look, if I was going to lie to you I'd make sure it was a slow release lie that you wouldn't find out about for 5 years :dave:

Join Date: September 2007

zomfg, what's going to happen in two months D;

[Barbarossa]

mental self-obsessed delusional rant

Oh... it's you :balustrade:

What a disappointment. :(

[Squeamous]

Join Date: September 2007

zomfg, what's going to happen in two months D;

This is where you find out the internets doesn't exist and we're all just a dream you had when you fell over in the shower and knocked yourself out.

[Skweeky]

Yeah, and you don;t actually have a Skweeky folder.

[manker]

Then why else are my hands sticky/

[Squeamous]

Wet dream.

[Squeamous]

And you've probably broken your back falling.....that causes priapisms sometimes :happy:

[manker]

And you've probably broken your back falling.....that causes priapisms sometimes :happy:wtf happy face you schadenfreudic sophistress.

[manker]

Anyway. I know perfectly well that you're all just tiny entities that live inside my computer which cease to be when I go out and get laid or whatever.
I've posted about it loads of times and have yet to experience any evidence to the contrary.

So ner :snooty: