Ripping Off Coke Machines, ............

[Terminator]

anyone know of any good techniques or tricks to pull on things like coke machines, payphones, etc............ or a website which has some tricks?

[3rd gen noob]

http://www.klboard.ath.cx/index.php?act=Search&f=5

a thread done like this not so long ago

[Spindulik]

Why, are you too cheap or poor to buy a coke, or make a phone call?

You can't earn your own keep honestly?

Are you telling us that you'd rather steal nickels and dimes than to make an effort and work for your money?

Are you saying that you are too lazy to go to school and learn a trade that will make you a hefty living?

[Terminator]

jesus! im 13 and need the money :rolleyes:

[Spindulik]

Originally posted by Terminator@14 November 2003 - 19:16
jesus! im 13 and need the money :rolleyes:
So you can't find any job? I made $400.00 selling pure crap on eBay.

[silent VI]

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: get a paper route :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: collect bottels and cans :lol: :lol: mo peoples lawns

[Darth Sushi]

Originally posted by Terminator@15 November 2003 - 00:16
jesus! im 13 and need the money  :rolleyes:
Your methods can result in becoming someone's prison bitch if you don't watch it. :rolleyes:

[Illuminati]

Originally posted by Spindulik+15 November 2003 - 00:18--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (Spindulik @ 15 November 2003 - 00:18)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-Terminator@14 November 2003 - 19:16
jesus&#33; im 13 and need the money&nbsp; :rolleyes:
So you can&#39;t find any job? I made &#036;400.00 selling pure crap on eBay. [/b][/quote]
Now there&#39;s an idea :w00t:

I mean, if you can fart in a jar and sell it as Britney Spears&#39; for 40k... :D

[Terminator]

"mow a lawn" lmao

[ooo]

lol... man giving out flyers are like minimum wage... 5ish... my momz like dont do that shit...

umm well lol i learned to bend a metro... tried it once but hte card was expired unfortunately, but im afraid to do it since the fine is 40k... and compared for 2 bucks a ride thatz alot...

[Spindulik]

Make a web page and say "Hey, I&#39;m 13 and need money", send donations to "P.O. box...."

[SniperInTheShadows]

Quick and simple guide to help you out -

Required -
Alot of explosives (a few thousand pound on the black market probably).
Remote detonator (expensive like the explosives).
Protection (against the explosion and shards of metal and glass and coins).
Butt-plug operation (for when you get caught and end up in prison, will protect you when you bend over in the shower).

How to -
Make sure no one is around to see you or to get injured.
Carefully set the explosives up with a detonator, and place in the money tray of the machine you wish to rip off.
Put a fair distance between yourself and said machine, and put the protective suit on.
Make sure no one is around, and get the remote detonator out.
Duck behind some form of cover (preferably something very sturdy such as a steal door).
Cover your ear&#39;s and then press the bottom on the remote detonator.
Wait a few seconds for the dust and smoke and shard&#39;s of metal etc to clear, and then go and pick up your dime/quarter/nickle/10 pence piece or whatever the currency is where you live.
Run for your life, pack some stuff up for your time in prison, and expect a knock on your door someday soon from the police.

Is this any help? It&#39;s not the best guide in the world but it&#39;s a start ;)

Sniper.

[namzuf9]

Wait a minute, you can get coke from machines? What about crack? :blink:

[silent VI]

slang rock :lol: make more munny than a lawer

[sparsely]

I wanna rip off Pepsi machines.

Coke is too acidic & carbonated for me....


makes me all gassy. :huh:

[hey_suburbia]

Why the hell do the people on here act so surprised when a question like this comes up???

Getting a free soda or phone call in front of your friends at 13 is like when Fonzi got free songs outta the jukebox.

It&#39;s a fucking cool trick&#33;

This isn&#39;t the young republicans forum, this board in itself was created beacuase of a P2P app, (K-lite) to get FREE SHIT.

Give the kid some tips, jesus christ.....


....Terminator......download the Anarchist cookbook off Kazaa, it&#39;s in there. Most soda/candy/phone machines are a lot more secure, so I suggest finding an old one.

[sparsely]

ok.
here&#39;s my best idea, I hope it helps raise your "cool factor" & social status via juvenile delinquency:

get a truck. back it up to the coke machine. load machine (preferably Pepsi machine) into truck bed. Drive it home.
Sell cokes for 25c each, until you have enough money for a QP of good weed. Sell that at a profit, buy a couple more, maybe hold
up a liquor store, buy a kilo of something....then you&#39;ll be on your
way to having enough money for a cool leather jacket, just like the Fonz, who is every modern American teenage male&#39;s idol.

Hell, you could probably get a crackhead to kill him for it for a nice 20 bump.

[hey_suburbia]

that was..... hilarious..

[Illuminati]

Originally posted by hey_suburbia@15 November 2003 - 01:35
This isn&#39;t the young republicans forum, this board in itself was created beacuase of a P2P app, (K-lite) to get FREE SHIT.
Ah, but like I&#39;ve said a few times in the past, "Filesharing involves a lack of conventional morals...not a lack of all morals" :rolleyes:

[Terminator]

jeez

[mooseman2070]

yeah that was my thread

[mooseman2070]

oh and go to textfiles.com, choose a mirror, then go to anarchy, then freeloading, all the info you want is there

[Money Fist]

I have the best way of robbing coke machines

1. take 10 steps away from the machine

2. keep your eye on the dead centre of the machine

3. bend over (that dont sound right)

4. run as fast as into the machine

[mooseman2070]

ok......or you can use air-hardening clay and stuff it in the key hole, now you have a key to the machine

[_FuNgA_]

this might impress ur mates a lil more than robbin a coke machine.

Get a truck(preferably stolen), attatch chains to back of truck pull truck into parking space near an atm get mate to attatch chains to atm machine drive of and u got urself an atm and all the cash in it

[UKMan]

Ive seen this trick done many times.

Put the money in.
Press the buttons for the coke and the cancel deposit rapidly in succesion. 50% success ;) Coke comes out as does the money you deposited.

PS: You quote me on this and i shall seek you out for the rest of my days <_<

Peace
UKNeverDoneItMyselfMan

[lynx]

Originally posted by UKMan@16 November 2003 - 04:12
Ive seen this trick done many times.

Put the money in.
Press the buttons for the coke and the cancel deposit rapidly in succesion. 50% success ;) Coke comes out as does the money you deposited.

PS: You quote me on this and i shall seek you out for the rest of my days <_<

Peace
UKNeverDoneItMyselfMan
What about all the times when your money doesn&#39;t come out and neither does the Coke?

I&#39;ve seen that one many times too. :(

[mooseman2070]

all you need right there (http://www.hackpalace.com/anarchy/atm-and-other-machines/)

*this is all for informational purposes only*

some more stuff (http://www.textfiles.com/anarchy/FREELOADING/)

*This is all for informational purposes only*

[ibelledthecat]

Stick a piece of gum on a twig and insert it inside he keyhole.
then turn it.
Eureka&#33;&#33;&#33;

[mooseman2070]

Originally posted by ibelledthecat@17 November 2003 - 17:21
Stick a piece of gum on a twig and insert it inside he keyhole.
then turn it.
Eureka&#33;&#33;&#33;
will the gum harden?

[UKMan]

Originally posted by mooseman2070+25 November 2003 - 04:08--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (mooseman2070 @ 25 November 2003 - 04:08)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-ibelledthecat@17 November 2003 - 17:21
Stick a piece of gum on a twig and insert it inside he keyhole.
then turn it.
Eureka&#33;&#33;&#33;
will the gum harden? [/b][/quote]
Well, its been a week or so since then, so i would say.....yes&#33;

[ang3968]

yup.... just like dog logs

[mooseman2070]

Originally posted by UKMan+25 November 2003 - 03:10--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (UKMan @ 25 November 2003 - 03:10)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'>
Originally posted by mooseman2070@25 November 2003 - 04:08
<!--QuoteBegin-ibelledthecat@17 November 2003 - 17:21
Stick a piece of gum on a twig and insert it inside he keyhole.
then turn it.
Eureka&#33;&#33;&#33;
will the gum harden?
Well, its been a week or so since then, so i would say.....yes&#33; [/b][/quote]
wouldnt people notice it and call the guy to fix it?

[MetroStars]

my god i luv coke so much i wud never try and rip off a coke machine...

iam always happy 2 pay 4 my coke :lol:

[UKMan]

Originally posted by MetroStars@25 November 2003 - 19:25
my god i luv coke so much i wud never try and rip off a coke machine...

iam always happy 2 pay 4 my coke :lol:
Question:
Do you prefer REAL coke from USA or imported (i.e. Germany)

I buy the cheap stuff cause i&#39;m....cheap ;)

[DarthInsinuate]

ooh, that reminds me - i lended a mate 50p to get a coke, he hasn&#39;t paid me back yet, git

and UKMan where do you get this cheap coke from?

edit: insert past tense for lend

[MetroStars]

i don&#39;t mind as long as my coke is COKE COLA

[Snee]

Originally posted by UKMan+25 November 2003 - 19:43--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (UKMan &#064; 25 November 2003 - 19:43)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-MetroStars@25 November 2003 - 19:25
my god i luv coke so much i wud never try and rip off a coke machine...

iam always happy 2 pay 4 my coke :lol:
Question:
Do you prefer REAL coke from USA or imported (i.e. Germany)

I buy the cheap stuff cause i&#39;m....cheap ;) [/b][/quote]
Hard to "panta den" though. :)

I bought a "Fanta Lemon" this summer, the only ones around here nowadays appear to be imported ones and those are few and far between.

Never ripped off a machine, no point really it&#39;s not as if it&#39;s expensive. :)

EDit: @metro: Coke Cola, you get high on that? :blink: I sorta prefer coca Cola meself.

[UKMan]

Originally posted by DarthInsinuate@25 November 2003 - 19:49
ooh, that reminds me - i lended a mate 50p to get a coke, he hasn&#39;t paid me back yet, git

and UKMan where do you get this cheap coke from?

edit: insert past tense for lend
Just round the corner, is an Iraqi shop where i buy my baccy and small stuff from. He sells coke from germany - its the real stuff, but just imported cause its like half price - even cheaper. No money back on the returned cans though - because the machines over here dont accept them and because you dont pay for that anyway. A normal 33cl coke would cost around 10skr (approx 80 pence), but the imported stuff i can buy for just under half that.

Peace
UKMan

[UKMan]

Originally posted by SnnY+25 November 2003 - 19:54--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (SnnY @ 25 November 2003 - 19:54)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'>
Originally posted by UKMan@25 November 2003 - 19:43
<!--QuoteBegin-MetroStars@25 November 2003 - 19:25
my god i luv coke so much i wud never try and rip off a coke machine...

iam always happy 2 pay 4 my coke :lol:
Question:
Do you prefer REAL coke from USA or imported (i.e. Germany)

I buy the cheap stuff cause i&#39;m....cheap ;)
Hard to "panta den" though. :)

I bought a "Fanta Lemon" this summer, the only ones around here nowadays appear to be imported ones and those are few and far between.

Never ripped off a machine, no point really it&#39;s not as if it&#39;s expensive. :)

EDit: @metro: Coke Cola, you get high on that? :blink: I sorta prefer coca Cola meself. [/b][/quote]
Precis - ingen pant - men billigt och nästan lika bra ;)

[mooseman2070]

i dont know what you just said. im an american and americans can go and bomb other countries for no reason

[UKMan]

Originally posted by mooseman2070@25 November 2003 - 20:01
i dont know what you just said. im an american and americans can go and bomb other countries for no reason
:unsure:

well, it was in swedish my american buddy - all i said was, no returns on the cans, cheaper and nearly as good (roughly translated)

Just dont start bombing Sweden yet, not till i&#39;ve moved out that is :lol:

[internet.news]

Originally posted by Spindulik@15 November 2003 - 00:12
Why, are you too cheap or poor to buy a coke, or make a phone call?

You can&#39;t earn your own keep honestly?

Are you telling us that you&#39;d rather steal nickels and dimes than to make an effort and work for your money?

Are you saying that you are too lazy to go to school and learn a trade that will make you a hefty living?
there are some ppl who want work but can&#39;t find any job -
I know some say if you want you find something - but it could be sometimes
more difficult...

yeah, but everything - is based on helping each other wether getting money
for your help/work or not... means: If you help someone, he can help you some itme again or give you money as some kind of help ;)

;)

and some people may not see that behind a lot of money ;)