Rules For Using Public Bathrooms

[quiksilver_aus]

5 Easy Steps:

1. Find a clean stall.
2. Use T.P. to cover seat. This will create a barrier between your ass and the previous user as well as revealing the pressence of urine where it's not supposed to be.
3. Be sure dick doesn't touch seat.
4. Be as quick as possible.
5. When leaving, make sure the coast is clear.

[Spindulik]

What a panzy!

I just plop down in a port-A-john and take a dump in the cold winter. No sinks, lights or heat. Just hope that the blue water doesn't splash back.

...oh, and I have my newspaper.

[quiksilver_aus]

and that's how people get Gonorrhea :lol:

[Billy_Dean]

What about washing your bloody hands you mongrel!


:)

[quiksilver_aus]

should be common sense...
you've spent so much time on keeping your ass clean, it would be a disaster not to

[Darth Sushi]

I like to put a jacket on the coat hook and use it as a rope while I squat and hover my arse above the seat without touching. :P

[quiksilver_aus]

:P whatever works for you. everybody has their own level of comfort

[Spindulik]

Originally posted by Billy_Dean@14 November 2003 - 21:55
What about washing your bloody hands you mongrel!


:)
What about it?

I have been working at a sewage plant for 3 years (upgrade construction) and haven't had an illness during that time.

I helped install 7 new cetrtifuges that dewater the sewage. Simply put, they remove all of the toilet/urine water, and pump the solid waste into the lime building for neutralizing.

[OmniZero123]

pull a neo and float fly whatever over your throne

[quiksilver_aus]

Originally posted by Spindulik+14 November 2003 - 21:25--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (Spindulik &#064; 14 November 2003 - 21:25)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteBegin-Billy_Dean@14 November 2003 - 21:55
What about washing your bloody hands you mongrel&#33;


:)
What about it?

I have been working at a sewage plant for 3 years (upgrade construction) and haven&#39;t had an illness during that time.

I helped install 7 new cetrtifuges that dewater the sewage. Simply put, they remove all of the toilet/urine water, and pump the solid waste into the lime building for neutralizing.[/b][/quote]
i thought i smelled something foul :x :x

[Virtualbody1234]

No one flushes anymore?

[quiksilver_aus]

o ya, and to keep your hands clean while flushing, use your foot :P

[Rip The Jacker]

Originally posted by quiksilver_aus@14 November 2003 - 20:06
o ya, and to keep your hands clean while flushing, use your foot :P
Way ahead of you... :P

[Jay]

Originally posted by KrackHead2k+14 November 2003 - 23:10--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (KrackHead2k @ 14 November 2003 - 23:10)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-quiksilver_aus@14 November 2003 - 20:06
o ya, and to keep your hands clean while flushing, use your foot :P
Way ahead of you... :P [/b][/quote]
right behind u on that one

[MediaSlayer]

I like the ones that flush automatically by sensing when you step away.