Do You Wash Your Hands After Going To The Bathroom

[Infested Cats]

Well?

I think I'm with George Carlin when I say "I only wash my hands when I shit on them."

[masta.z]

of course i don't, why would i wanna do that? then they'd be all clean n stuff :ph34r:

[Infested Cats]

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[UKMan]

Especially if i'm eating at the same time. B)

[Gutter]

Originally posted by Infested Cats@14 November 2003 - 20:43
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oh this is great

[pusher]

Yes. Yes I do.

[Keikan]

Only after I take a dump

[Yogi]

Originally posted by Keikan@15 November 2003 - 09:16
Only after I take a dump
I wash my wiener after every visit.[very good reason for that :P :o :P :o :P ]
Takes care of my hands aswell!!

JABAJ-Yogi :lol: :lol:

[Darth Sushi]

Here's a thought ... in public facilities, when you exit the restroom, have you ever considered how many people do not wash their hands and what's the first thing they touch after holding their slong? That's right, the door knob! :rolleyes:

[james_bond_rulez]

i wash my hands after pee

i wash my hands after poop

i wash my hands after jerking off

i wash my hands after fondling my gf's boobs

i wash my hands after picking my toenails

... need i go on? :lol:

[UKMan]

Originally posted by Darth Sushi@15 November 2003 - 09:40
Here's a thought ... in public facilities, when you exit the restroom, have you ever considered how many people do not wash their hands and what's the first thing they touch after holding their slong? That's right, the door knob! :rolleyes:
And if you hang about the door too long waiting for someone else to open, they get the wrong idea.

Seriously though, not with toilets, but in general i think we are a little too hygenic. People take showers several times a day (some have to of course), allways washing hands, spotless kitchens etc. Its no wonder we are turning into allergic/sick people. We have no immune system left!

Peace
UKMan

[Yogi]

Couldn't have said it better!!!

But that's where my car comes in.
I don't wash my hands after driving!!
That should keep my immunesystem on level!!!


Filthy-Yogi

[james_bond_rulez]

Originally posted by UKMan+15 November 2003 - 09:01--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (UKMan @ 15 November 2003 - 09:01)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-Darth Sushi@15 November 2003 - 09:40
Here&#39;s a thought ... in public facilities, when you exit the restroom, have you ever considered how many people do not wash their hands and what&#39;s the first thing they touch after holding their slong? That&#39;s right, the door knob&#33;&nbsp; :rolleyes:
And if you hang about the door too long waiting for someone else to open, they get the wrong idea.

Seriously though, not with toilets, but in general i think we are a little too hygenic. People take showers several times a day (some have to of course), allways washing hands, spotless kitchens etc. Its no wonder we are turning into allergic/sick people. We have no immune system left&#33;

Peace
UKMan [/b][/quote]
dude, uk&#39;s public toilets are the worst in the world :rolleyes:

and i would never touch the doornob with my own hands

i always grab a toilet paper then wrap it around the doornob then turn it...

smart eh? :lol:

[Yogi]

dude, uk&#39;s public toilets are the worst in the world&nbsp;



http://www.belarusaid.co.uk/dirty%20toilet.gif

[Darth Sushi]

Originally posted by james_bond_rulez@15 November 2003 - 10:07
dude, uk&#39;s public toilets are the worst in the world :rolleyes:
Westerners are usually flabbergasted in some parts of Asia when you see a hole in the floor with months of accumulation.

[camille]

Of course, make it a habit. As much as possible wash it longer if you came from a public CR.

[james_bond_rulez]

hahhaha you should go to China&#39;s public toilets...

they dont call it toilets

it&#39;s just a big hole with 2 sticks to stand on, and if you fall...well... :blink:

[MediaSlayer]

Originally posted by UKMan@15 November 2003 - 09:01

And if you hang about the door too long waiting for someone else to open, they get the wrong idea.


yeah that can be awkward, i&#39;ve had it happen before. In usa they sell this stuff called "pure" or something like that. Its a gel. Its mostly isopropryl alcohol. It cleans your hands without water. Also there are mini-towelletes too. Its much the same idea as "pure" its a damp cloth that cleans your hands without water.

[UKMan]

Originally posted by SensualGardening@15 November 2003 - 10:15

dude, uk&#39;s public toilets are the worst in the world



http://www.belarusaid.co.uk/dirty%20toilet.gif
UKMan would like to clarify that this isnt a pic of his toilet <_<

Piss
UKMan

[Yogi]

Originally posted by UKMan+15 November 2003 - 11:55--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (UKMan @ 15 November 2003 - 11:55)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-SensualGardening@15 November 2003 - 10:15

dude, uk&#39;s public toilets are the worst in the world



http://www.belarusaid.co.uk/dirty%20toilet.gif
UKMan would like to clarify that this isnt a pic of his toilet <_<

Piss
UKMan [/b][/quote]
Once people start to deny shit like this, i find it becoming smelly&#33;&#33;&#33;&#33;

ScentYogi

[J'Pol]

Do you wash your hands before having a slash ? :blink:

Think of all the things you touch during the course of the day. Then you grab your wee fella by the neck without cleaning them. :(

[Yogi]

Originally posted by J&#39;Pol@15 November 2003 - 11:59
Do you wash your hands before having a slash* ? :blink:

Think of all the things you touch during the course of the day. Then you grab your wee fella by the neck without cleaning them. :(
Very good point, there&#33;&#33;&#33;&#33;

Yogi

Definition
slash (TOILET) [Show phonetics]
noun [S] UK SLANG
when you go to the toilet and urinate

[UKMan]

Originally posted by SensualGardening@15 November 2003 - 11:07
...Very good point, there&#33;&#33;&#33;&#33;

Yogi

Definition
slash (TOILET) [Show phonetics]
noun [S] UK SLANG
when you go to the toilet and urinate
Will you stop picking on me....&#33;&#33; :D

[Mr. Mulder]

If your in a public bog then theirs no way you&#39;re going to touch those taps, they&#39;re usual stained in blood with god knows what coming out of them instead of water ...and that&#39;s if you can even manage to get to a sink with out treading on a used syringe :unsure:

[J'Pol]

Originally posted by Arcadia@15 November 2003 - 11:29
If your in a public bog then theirs no way you&#39;re going to touch those taps, they&#39;re usual stained in blood with god knows what coming out of them instead of water ...and that&#39;s if you can even manage to get to a sink with out treading on a used syringe :unsure:
Sounds lovely where you live.

[MediaSlayer]

^_^ ^_^ :D :P :P :P

[mikenmike0001]

i don&#39;t even know why you have to wash your hands if you just take a pisss, i mean....shesh.....is your dick that DIRTY??

[Damnatory]

Of course I wash them, every time.
I work in a resturant and have made it a habit to wash my hands every 15 minutes regardless of whether I think they are clean or not. I wash them thouroughly before I leave the bathroom, and I use a paper towel to open the door, so I don&#39;t recontaminate them by touching where all you people that don&#39;t wash have already contaminated.

[SniperInTheShadows]

Originally posted by james_bond_rulez@15 November 2003 - 08:43
i wash my hands after pee

i wash my hands after poop

i wash my hands after jerking off

i wash my hands after fondling my gf&#39;s boobs

i wash my hands after picking my toenails

... need i go on? :lol:
You wash your hand&#39;s after all those thing&#39;s, but you didn&#39;t say anything about washing them after they&#39;ve been inside your GF ;-)

I wash mine after every visit to the loo,
after number 1 or number 2,
&#39;cause i&#39;d rather my hand&#39;s were clean,
and I think others would rather too :-)

Sniper.

[Spindulik]

If the bathroom provides a sink that works. YES.

But there are many times I go to the bathrroom, I got to the kitchen, I go to the bedroom, I go to the livingroom, etc...

Are you asking if I wash my hands after I defecate or urinate? Sometimes I go to the bathroom to get a tissue or an aspirin.

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I know, you poeple think I am a jerk asking a stupid question, but not everyone in every country knows what "going to the bathroom" means, other than you are afraid to say what you really need to do.

[Gemby!]

i wash my hands - and i dont usually have a discussion about it :P

[titey]

:o Do you have yer very own litter goblet?

[sparsely]

I wash my _ :o _
.......cuz who knows where my hands have been&#33;?&#33;

[Gemby!]

@ titey - no i use the good ol&#39; toilet thingy

@ sparesly- :lol:

[Evil Gemini]

I wash my hands after everything.

Its like i have a compolsive disorder :lol:

After going to the toilet 1 and 2 i even avoid touching the handle.

I even wash my hands after i wash my hands :unsure:

I sometimes even wash the bar of soap before using it.

[l_p_4_7]

Originally posted by neattairoski@15 December 2003 - 02:41
I sometimes even wash the bar of soap before using it.
With? :blink:

[mogadishu]

i wash my hands if someone else is in the bathroom or if i took a shit.

[titey]

Originally posted by neattairoski@14 December 2003 - 20:41
i even avoid touching the handle.

:lol: You use yer foot too?

[Evil Gemini]

Originally posted by l_p_4_7+15 December 2003 - 03:48--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (l_p_4_7 @ 15 December 2003 - 03:48)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-neattairoski@15 December 2003 - 02:41
I sometimes even wash the bar of soap before using it.
With? :blink: [/b][/quote]
I just wash it under warm water and get the thin layer of soap of so its got new soap on it.

Sounds a bit stupid but i am a very paranoid person and if you dont keep clean, thats how you get gastro and gastro is the worst in the world imo.

[Evil Gemini]

Originally posted by titey+15 December 2003 - 04:10--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (titey @ 15 December 2003 - 04:10)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-neattairoski@14 December 2003 - 20:41
i even avoid touching the handle.

:lol: You use yer foot too? [/b][/quote]
Paper on the handle :D

I am a sad person :(

[titey]

It&#39;s easier to just use yer foot. http://piczonline.com/client/titey/yes.gif

[Evil Gemini]

But then i will have to take my shoes of and step pon something

lol

Man ive seen ppl walking out of the bathrooms while doing up their pants.

pretty sick

[titey]

Nuh-uh.... leave yer shoes on dude. :blink:

[Evil Gemini]

LMAO&#33;&#33;

if they had an automatic door it would solve everything :lol:

[uNz[i]]

I never knew there were so many obsessive compulsives on this forum. :huh:

[titey]

Originally posted by neattairoski@14 December 2003 - 21:21
LMAO&#33;&#33;

if they had an automatic door it would solve everything :lol:

;) You can use yer foot it push it open too.... unless it swings in.

If not, then grab a paper towel. :P

[uNz[i]]

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:D

/crickets

[Busyman]

Try this:

Take your piss or whatever :(
the wash your hands but dry them
then come back out and touch someone&#39;s hand

Proceed to say "Damn&#33;&#33;&#33; I forgot to wash my hands"

You will either a yuck :( from the person or an ass whippin&#39;

[Honey]

Busyman... that&#39;s sick&#33;.. :o

:x

[titey]

:huh: Oh, so ya wanna do practical jokes, eh busyman?

In that case.... take a piece of chocolate wif you into the restroom.... hold it in yer fingers till it melts an&#39; then smear it around.... walk back out an&#39; shove yer hand in someone&#39;s face an&#39; say, "Did ya know there weren&#39;t no paper in there?" http://piczonline.com/client/titey/ROFL.gif

[Evil Gemini]

LMAO or you can smear the chocolate all over the walls and on each tap. :lol:

I think i would throw up.

[Honey]

geeeeeez titey... do ya have to encourage him?... :rolleyes:

that&#39;s pretty gross too ya know...

:x


hi too darlin... http://honey.funkychickz.co.uk/hug.gif

*checkin your hands*

[I.am]

Originally posted by titey@14 December 2003 - 23:34
"Did ya know there weren&#39;t no paper in there?"
http://piczonline.com/client/titey/ROFL.gifhttp://piczonline.com/client/titey/ROFL.gifhttp://piczonline.com/client/titey/ROFL.gifhttp://piczonline.com/client/titey/ROFL.gif

Now I am going to try very soon&#33; :D

[titey]

(http://piczonline.com/client/titey/kisswink.gif Sorry for this then babe.... but boys &#39;l be boys.)




Originally posted by neattairoski@14 December 2003 - 22:38
LMAO or you can smear the chocolate all over the walls and on each tap.&nbsp; :lol:

I think i would throw up.
http://piczonline.com/client/titey/yes.gif Yeah.... that&#39;s an idea.... but if&#39;n they find out who did it, they might make you clean it.



Reminds me of the time they was redoin one the restrooms where I used to work....

They tore out all the fixtures an&#39; had then settin in the hall....

Me an&#39; another guy got the bright idea to pull a joke wif one of the toilets....

First we poured a bit of water an" Mountain Dew in....

Then we squished a Baby Ruth Bar (chocolate & peanuts) an&#39; dropped it in....

Then we melted some chocolate in the microwave an&#39; drizzled it down the edges of the bowl....

It looked very authentic&#33; http://piczonline.com/client/titey/LOL.gif



The next night when we came in, there was a note on both our timecards from the maintenance department saying that we had to clean the toilet.... some SOB had seen us an&#39; had ratted us out. <_<

[Honey]

The next night when we came in, there was a note on both our timecards from the maintenance department saying that we had to clean the toilet.... some SOB had seen us an&#39; had ratted us out.&nbsp; <_<

LMBO&#33;... poetic justice&#33;... http://honey.funkychickz.co.uk/laugha.gif

[titey]

Originally posted by Ozbabe@14 December 2003 - 23:33
LMBO&#33;... poetic justice&#33;... http://piczonline.com/client/titey/LOL.gif

:P I kinna think the maintence people thought it looked a bit too authentic an&#39; was afraid it was real.




Never did find out who the stool pigeon was though. http://members.shaw.ca/wenpigsfly/smileys/Flush.gif

[sparsely]

even more fun:

just go into the fitting room of a department store...stay in your little booth for a few minutes, then shout "HEY&#33; You&#39;re outta toilet paper in here&#33;&#33;&#33;"

[Monkeee]

Do You Wash Your Hands After Going To The Bathroom

..... i didn&#39;t know your suppose to..... :ph34r:

[Gemby!]

i brought this thread back - woo for me &#33; :lol:

[bujub22]

Originally posted by Busyman@15 December 2003 - 00:08
Try this:

Take your piss or whatever :(
the wash your hands but dry them
then come back out and touch someone&#39;s hand

Proceed to say "Damn&#33;&#33;&#33; I forgot to wash my hands"

You will either a yuck :( from the person or an ass whippin&#39;
ancient indian remedy- take your piss when u first wake up piss in a cup and pour in your ear . why? u might ask :unsure: cures ear infections and ear acks <_< spelled wrong I know

[Skweeky]

People with severe psoriasis often use their morning urine to treat it, it is said to do wonders :)


As for me, I only wash my hands when I&#39;m not at home.

[Alucard1475]

One word...always ;)

[Adster]

why was this thread bumped??

die thread die :devil:

[pusher]

The Straight Dope: Why are Men supposed to wash their hands after using the bathroom? (http://www.straightdope.com/classics/a4_220.html)

[bujub22]

Originally posted by pusher@15 December 2003 - 13:17
The Straight Dope: Why are Men supposed to wash their hands after using the bathroom? (http://www.straightdope.com/classics/a4_220.html)
nice that &#39;s telling them ,but i still do anyway

[lynx]

Originally posted by Skweeky@15 December 2003 - 12:41
People with severe psoriasis often use their morning urine to treat it, it is said to do wonders :)
Thanks for that, Skweeky, I&#39;ll try it in the morning. http://members.shaw.ca/wenpigsfly/smileys/no.gif

[ibelledthecat]

Originally posted by SensualGardening@15 November 2003 - 09:15

dude, uk&#39;s public toilets are the worst in the world



http://www.belarusaid.co.uk/dirty%20toilet.gif
in indian toilets there is shit all over the floor except the pan .
only indiana jones can reach the pan .

[ForbiddenDNA]

Just wash your hands after going to the bathroom, whether you piss or take a crap. How long does it take to wash your hand and dry it with a towel? 5 seconds..

No need for soap when you go to pee. But taking shit, soap is reccomended.. :lol:

[Spindulik]

Do you wash your hands before you go to the bathroom?

Come on, who&#39;s health is more important? Yours or theirs? You don&#39;t want to touch yourself with dirty infected hands before you pee. Who cares if you don&#39;t wash afterwords? You&#39;ll only infect other people with your pee germs.