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[Yogi]

Though i think this thread could go quite nasty!!!!

AssYogi :lol: :lol: :lol:

[UKMan]

:-"

[Ella]

stick your fingers up your arse to see if the what.....??????

[MediaSlayer]

i thought i remember reading somewhere that right before a woman has an orgasm her anal musles contract a certain way right before she cums
and to add to that, i have found massaging a woman's anus at just the right moment can bring her to it, and its pleasurable for them. i had an offer for a girl to play with mine while we were having sex but i said no, it seemed inappropriate

[Yogi]

Originally posted by Ella@15 November 2003 - 12:18
stick your fingers up your arse to see if the what.....??????
ask UKman.........

Yogi

[UKMan]

referring to a comment i made in another thread:

I'm waiting for someone to post: "Do you stick your finger up your ass to see if theres any sh*t left?"


It had to come <_<

[Mr. Mulder]

:rolleyes: The question&#39;s in the ass wiping thread

and my answer is, I get someone else to do it for me B)

[Darth Sushi]

Yes, I do check and make sure the sun does not shine there. ;)

[JONNO_CELEBS]

Originally posted by MediaSlayer@15 November 2003 - 10:28
i thought i remember reading somewhere that right before a woman has an orgasm her anal musles contract a certain way right before she cums
and to add to that, i have found massaging a woman&#39;s anus at just the right moment can bring her to it, and its pleasurable for them.
You shock me that you put
before a woman

Thats very narrow minded for you MS, it works exactly the same for men, it&#39;s call the prostate (might be prosbate :unsure: ) gland........you find that and push on it and you can have lots of fun.................how about having an orgasm without anyone touching your penis? :D
Tell em Ella :)

You guys need to explore more :lol: :lol:

Jonno B)

[Ella]

That&#39;s mah boy&#33;&#33;&#33; :wub: :wub:



(it&#39;s true...it really does work&#33;)

[JONNO_CELEBS]

Seeee :D

Thanks babe ;) :D

Jonno B)

[UKMan]

Originally posted by JONNO_CELEBS@15 November 2003 - 12:40
Seeee :D

Thanks babe ;) :D

Jonno B)
Been meaning to ask you Jonno - after you&#39;ve wiped your fingers of course - what bike is that?

(gotta flame this thread somehow)

[MediaSlayer]

Originally posted by JONNO_CELEBS@15 November 2003 - 11:29
Thats very narrow minded for you MS, it works exactly the same for men
excuse me, but i&#39;m not gay. Is it narrow minded? let the people decide B)
anyway octopussy said you were nice so i believe him :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

[JONNO_CELEBS]

@Ukman...........erm........yeah..............It&#39;s a Yamaha XV1100 Virago B)

@MS........Nor am I dude, you don&#39;t have to be gay to enjoy that :rolleyes: , try it, you might like it ;) :D ..............I don&#39;t recall Octo saying I was nice :blink: I recall him saying I was a Fat Faggot and should f*** off :lol: :lol: :lol:

Jonno B)

[UKMan]

Originally posted by JONNO_CELEBS@15 November 2003 - 12:51
@Ukman...........erm........yeah..............It&#39;s a Yamaha XV1100 Virago B)
Nice - not being a muscle bound biker myself, i have my eyes on an Intruder 1400. A good 2nd hand one (1990&#39;s) over here would fetch around 64-70 00skr (probably about 8 000 US&#036;) not sure of the exhange rate today.

Just interested - thx ;)

Peace
UKMan

[MediaSlayer]

Originally posted by JONNO_CELEBS@15 November 2003 - 11:51
@MS........Nor am I dude, you don&#39;t have to be gay to enjoy that :rolleyes: , try it, you might like it ;) :D ..............I don&#39;t recall Octo saying I was nice :blink: I recall him saying I was a Fat Faggot and should f*** off :lol: :lol: :lol:

Jonno B)
Here is the thread (http://www.klboard.ath.cx/index.php?showtopic=81301&st=15), it&#39;s there about 1/3 way down. Anyway, no harm done. sleepy time4 me.... :sleeping: :sleeping: :sleeping:

[JONNO_CELEBS]

@UKman..........A Suzi huh, yeah nice, bloody heavy and not a lot of grunt, I nearly went for the 1400 but after trying it, and an 883 sportster then my Xv, I went for mine cos I can throw it round nicely and she&#39;s got demonic acellaration :D ...........but the Suzi does look nice, good straight road cruiser...........take the baffles out dude :D

@MS........Oh yeah, lets see............


jonno...i never thought id say this cuz i thought u were all nice and shit

but stfu f**in faggot

go lose some f**in weight u fat f*** f**in no life pussy

:blink: Nice was only a little bit of that statement tho :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

Jonno B)

[MediaSlayer]

i&#39;m going to bed in a few minutes jonno :sleeping: :sleeping: :sleeping:
but i&#39;m sincere when i say that that made me uncomfortable to see him say the other things. he did however admit you were being "all nice and shit" and he was probably telling the truth about that. so that&#39;s what i meant. probably you know that but i don&#39;t want you to think i endorse octopussy he hates the entire forum except 3 members. and i ain&#39;t one of those special members. so he hates me too i guess.

[JONNO_CELEBS]

Hey, you seem to think I&#39;m having a pop, I&#39;m not, I was just having a laugh ok :)
I was nice to him, same as everyone I meet, I tried to help him be nice to people instead of flame, it worked for that night, he was good for the rest of the night, then he went back to being an ass, I&#39;ll only try once in cases like his, he&#39;s a muppet :rolleyes:

You on the other hand, are a mate :)

Sleep well dude :) .

Jonno B)

[Adster]

hmmm

had a friend once that needed a sperm count and he would not do it in a jar so the doctor said if you dont want to do it in a jar Ill make you get it by sticking my fingers up your ass to make you cum

[JONNO_CELEBS]

Yes, a process called "Milking The Prostate"..............Did&#39;nt you watch "Road Trip" :lol: :lol: :lol:

Jonno B)

[Adster]

no han&#39;t seen it

but damm it jsut gives me the shivers thinking about it :lol:

[JONNO_CELEBS]

:lol: You should try it dude...........it&#39;s weird.........not like normal orgasm :D

I think I&#39;m giving out far too much info here :lol: :lol: :lol:

Jonno B)

[Adster]

should I wear gloves :lol:

[JONNO_CELEBS]

Depends how long it&#39;s been since you had a dump :lol: :lol: :lol:

But I would advise against wearing the ones in your sig :blink: :lol: :lol:

Jonno B)

[Adster]

But I would advise against wearing the ones in your sig



:lol: :lol:

[SniperInTheShadows]

Toilet humour, almost as good as deadpan humour lol :-)

What I don&#39;t get though is why you want to know these things SensualGardening, and i&#39;m dreading what your next thread along these lines will be lol :-)

Sniper. (Getting very worried about some of you and your habbits lol ;-))

[UKMan]

I would like to add my bit to the above method of - hrmm - sexual tittilation :-"

Peace
UKMan

[JONNO_CELEBS]

@Snipe.........Oh this is nothing.............you wait til we&#39;re drunk :lol: :lol:

@Ukman...........Please.......go right ahead :P

Jonno B)

[UKMan]

Oh....i thought i allready did.......well...it&#39;s kinda......NICE&#33;&#33; :P Works both ways too, i mean with the other half - very much appreciated once you get over the WTF feeling&#33; :w00t:

Peace
UKDoneJustAboutAllThereIsToDoMan

[Lilmiss]

Originally posted by UKMan@15 November 2003 - 13:30
Oh....i thought i allready did.......well...it&#39;s kinda......NICE&#33;&#33; :P


uh huh. :) :D

ooops.....sharp exit time. :unsure:

[UKMan]

Originally posted by lilmiss+15 November 2003 - 14:34--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (lilmiss @ 15 November 2003 - 14:34)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-UKMan@15 November 2003 - 13:30
Oh....i thought i allready did.......well...it&#39;s kinda......NICE&#33;&#33; :P


uh huh. :) :D

ooops.....sharp exit time. :unsure: [/b][/quote]
The phrase: "Way to a womans heart" will now have a totally new meaning :P

[JONNO_CELEBS]

Originally posted by UKMan@15 November 2003 - 13:30
Oh....i thought i allready did.......well...it&#39;s kinda......NICE&#33;&#33; :P Works both ways too, i mean with the other half - very much appreciated once you get over the WTF feeling&#33; :w00t:

Peace
UKDoneJustAboutAllThereIsToDoMan
@UKgot5tshirtsandwornthemalloutMAN..........Dude.......http://hometown.aol.co.uk/Cjcooljonno/notworthy.gif..........what else can I say :D

@lilmiss..........Don&#39;t play all inocent :P

Jonno B)

[Lilmiss]

Jonno, I dont play innocent.
I just am.



bit of taoism for ya. :D

[JONNO_CELEBS]

Toaisnmhm :blink:

WTF is that? :blink:

And I&#39;ve seen you Play............lolipops anyone :P :lol: :lol:

Jonno B)

[Lilmiss]

never mind Jonno, I was talking out me ass. :D :P



and eeeeeeek&#33;&#33;&#33;&#33;&#33;&#33;
me blushes and hides under a rock. http://hometown.aol.co.uk/Lynne1977uk/blushing.gif



&#39;elp me skweeky. http://hometown.aol.co.uk/Lynne1977uk/lollipop.gif

[JONNO_CELEBS]

:D ..........I got the transcript if you want me to post it :P :lol: :lol:

Jonno B)

[SniperInTheShadows]

Here ya go Jonno -

"Taoism is not a religion, nor a philosophy. It is a "Way" of life. It is a River. The Tao is the natural order of things. It is a force that flows through every living and sentient object, as well as through the entire universe.

When the Tao is in balance it is possible to find perfect happiness."

- Interesting and cool :-)

Am I allowed to wonder why your passing Skweeky a paddle lilmiss? ;-)

Sniper.

[Lilmiss]

Originally posted by SniperInTheShadows@15 November 2003 - 14:34
"Taoism is not a religion, nor a philosophy. It is a "Way" of life. It is a River. The Tao is the natural order of things. It is a force that flows through every living and sentient object, as well as through the entire universe.

When the Tao is in balance it is possible to find perfect happiness."


well done you&#33; :)
i love that stuff.


Am I allowed to wonder why your passing Skweeky a paddle lilmiss? ;-)
yes, youre allowed to wonder. :D


Jonno - boot ya c... in time. ;)

[SniperInTheShadows]

Originally posted by lilmiss@15 November 2003 - 14:38
well done you&#33;&nbsp; :)
i love that stuff.


Am I allowed to wonder why your passing Skweeky a paddle lilmiss? ;-)
yes, youre allowed to wonder. :D
Thank&#39;s, I try my best lol :)

Wondering alot now ;)

Sniper.

EDIT : Dumnnut end-colour tag went missing lol

[Lilmiss]

haha...its not a paddle, its a lollipop.
thats all youre getting outta me. http://hometown.aol.co.uk/Lynne1977uk/shhh.gif

reet, im off down the shop.
anyone want anything? ;)

[SniperInTheShadows]

Originally posted by lilmiss@15 November 2003 - 14:56
haha...its not a paddle, its a lollipop.
thats all youre getting outta me. http://hometown.aol.co.uk/Lynne1977uk/shhh.gif

reet, im off down the shop.
anyone want anything?&nbsp; ;)
A lollipop the size of a paddle? Even more interesting ;)

Uu, you said "that&#39;s all youre getting outta me" and then ask if we want anything whilst your down the shop? :unsure: ;)

Well, if your offering, could I have a lollipop please? ;)

Sniper.

EDIT : Uu, i&#39;ve just noticed something, this thread is titled "do You Stick Your Finger Up Your Ass ...", and you said that the paddle is in reality a lollipop? Is there some connection there? :D ;)

[summerlinda]

OMG, the threads these days :o

[Lilmiss]

:rolleyes: they had no lollies, or :blink:&#39;n electric cards.
so i stocked up on lucozade and pistachio&#39;s instead.


sowwy. :(

[SniperInTheShadows]

Originally posted by lilmiss@15 November 2003 - 15:35
:rolleyes: they had no lollies, or :blink:&#39;n electric cards.
so i stocked up on lucozade and pistachio&#39;s instead.


sowwy. :(
That&#39;s ok, I guess everyone here got there for the lollies before you did ;)

Soz they didn&#39;t have any electric cards :(

Do you think Skweeky would share the lollipop you gave her? :)

Sniper.

[Lilmiss]

sure she would, she&#39;s a sharing person. :D

[SniperInTheShadows]

Originally posted by lilmiss@15 November 2003 - 15:49
sure she would, she&#39;s a sharing person. :D
I&#39;ll quote you on that :)

If she does, i&#39;d cook her a curry or something to say thank&#39;s if she wanted :) (Just please don&#39;t tell her it&#39;s a ready meal type one, i&#39;m not a very good cook lol)

Sniper.