For the Manky one

[Squeamous]

"Nothing happens when you get offended. You don't wake up in the morning with leprosy"


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C9HRLvfbauA (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C9HRLvfbauA)

[chalice]

I doubt he'll be back, babes, not in our lifetimes, and that vid has been posted at least 17 times since last Tuesday, so even if he does deign us, he'll feign appreciation.

Slap yourself.

[Squeamous]

Sorry Mr Chavis sir, if you'll kindly excuse me I'll go and find some dog poo to smear my face in :sadwalk:

[chalice]

Sorry Mr Chavis sir, if you'll kindly excuse me I'll go and find some dog poo to smear my face in :sadwalk:

/pics

[Squeamous]

Actually better not, I'll get it in my 'tache.

[chalice]

Actually better not, I'll get it in my 'tache.

:no:

He won't be back. Mark my words to the max.

It's wot he doesn't.

[Squeamous]

Actually better not, I'll get it in my 'tache.

:no:

He won't be back. Mark my words to the max.

It's wot he doesn't.

Oh no, lets have a minute's silence
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Now.....I know it's painful....but we really must learn to go on. It's what he would have wanted. We should probably start by divvying up his stuff - like he would have wanted. Chavvy, you can have the '93 pop-up Pamela Anderson Baywatch Annual. Macky can have his copy of Rainman. Darth of Intellect might want his jaunty polkadot cravat, and I'll have his barely legal porn stash.
I'm afraid I don't know any of the rest of you well enough to think of amusing items I think you might like to own.

[chalice]

:no:

He won't be back. Mark my words to the max.

It's wot he doesn't.

Oh no, lets have a minute's silence
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Now.....I know it's painful....but we really must learn to go on. It's what he would have wanted. We should probably start by divvying up his stuff - like he would have wanted. Chavvy, you can have the '93 pop-up Pamela Anderson Baywatch Annual. Macky can have his copy of Rainman. Darth of Intellect might want his jaunty polkadot cravat, and I'll have his barely legal porn stash.
I'm afraid I don't know any of the rest of you well enough to think of amusing items I think you might like to own.

I'll wrestle Darth for that cravat. It'll be a two round affair, with considerable showboating from me.

You can have the rest.

[mjmacky]

Now.....I know it's painful....but we really must learn to go on. It's what he would have wanted. We should probably start by divvying up his stuff - like he would have wanted. Chavvy, you can have the '93 pop-up Pamela Anderson Baywatch Annual. Macky can have his copy of Rainman. Darth of Intellect might want his jaunty polkadot cravat, and I'll have his barely legal porn stash.
I'm afraid I don't know any of the rest of you well enough to think of amusing items I think you might like to own.

Can we switch gifts? I would prefer an underage collection, but I find it easier to masturbate to barely legal than to Dustin Hoffman when Cruise is in the frame.

[IdolEyes787]

:no:

He won't be back. Mark my words to the max.

It's wot he doesn't.

Proved to be a bit of a cocktease then didn't he?

[100%]

He was back, and said hi.
That is a nice gesture.

[Squeamous]

I'll wrestle Darth for that cravat. It'll be a two round affair, with considerable showboating from me.

You can have the rest.



Can we switch gifts? I would prefer an underage collection, but I find it easier to masturbate to barely legal than to Dustin Hoffman when Cruise is in the frame.

FFS, everyone gets what they're given!

Right. Now what's all this about Manky going away? Is he bored of us? Did we get too old and fat? :cry:

[chalice]

Can we switch gifts? I would prefer an underage collection, but I find it easier to masturbate to barely legal than to Dustin Hoffman when Cruise is in the frame.

FFS, everyone gets what they're given!

Right. Now what's all this about Manky going away? Is he bored of us? Did we get too old and fat? :cry:

Have you seen his post count at all? It's all or nothing with that fella. That's how he does things.

If he keeps up, he'll loose out in a professional and personal sense, like. He knows that, measures it and decides to bugger right off for a year or two.

True story.

[Squeamous]

Have you seen his post count at all? It's all or nothing with that fella. That's how he does things.

If he keeps up, he'll loose out in a professional and personal sense, like. He knows that, measures it and decides to bugger right off for a year or two.

True story.

Ohhhh! Basically what the rest of us do. I'm giving you lot until February 18th. It sounds arbitrary, and it is.

[chalice]

Have you seen his post count at all? It's all or nothing with that fella. That's how he does things.

If he keeps up, he'll loose out in a professional and personal sense, like. He knows that, measures it and decides to bugger right off for a year or two.

True story.

Ohhhh! Basically what the rest of us do. I'm giving you lot until February 18th. It sounds arbitrary, and it is.

Yeah, but the rest of us don't have thirty odd thousand posts even though he was only on the board for about two years effectively. He's a full-on motherfucker to the max.

Anyway, it's my 38th birthday in five minutes. Get me a cake or fuck off.

[Squeamous]

Yeah, but the rest of us don't have thirty odd thousand posts even though he was only on the board for about two years effectively. He's a full-on motherfucker to the max.

Anyway, it's my 38th birthday in five minutes. Get me a cake or fuck off.

I'll bake you one, but I'm afraid I'm going to have to eat it. If only birthdays irl worked like that I'd be willing to have more friends.

Look. I don't think we should take Manky's shenanigans. I'm going to see if I can coax him down from the curtain rail with a Tom Selleck moustache, and if that fails I'll just poke him with the end of a broom until he falls off. Sound like a plan?

[Barbarossa]

Looks like he last posted just before lunch on new year's day.

Obviously the lunch was so fantastic he decided enough was enough.



Unless he choked on a pretzel, obviousement.