I only wanted a cup of tea...

[Squeamous]

....not a fucking lifestyle guru.

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[Glaucon]

Deep. What kind of tea is that? :)

[teflon05]

Oh well, at least it didn't say something like:


No one whose testicles are crushed or whose male organ is cut off shall enter the assembly of the Lord.

Deuteronomy 23:1
:O

[Squeamous]

Where did you get that, a fortune cookie? :blink:

The tea was allegedly an ayurvedic yogic chocolate concoction. To me it was just brown and hot.

[teflon05]

nah, I got it from a "Weird Bible Quotes" website. I vaguely remembered hearing it when I was a kid in some church a friend took me to. Had to look it up to see if it was an actual quote, or something I imagined heh heh...


The tea was allegedly an ayurvedic yogic chocolate concoction. To me it was just brown and hot.

Did it at least taste good? And do you find yourself being more disciplined? :P

[Squeamous]

nah, I got it from a "Weird Bible Quotes" website. I vaguely remembered hearing it when I was a kid in some church a friend took me to. Had to look it up to see if it was an actual quote, or something I imagined heh heh...


The tea was allegedly an ayurvedic yogic chocolate concoction. To me it was just brown and hot.

Did it at least taste good? And do you find yourself being more disciplined? :P

Actually I just embarked on a tedious mission to clean the kitchen from top to bottom, for the first time in months. Spooky! :O

[mjmacky]

Boo for brewing bags, serves you right... ermm or wrong.

-the pretentious loose leafer chiming in on a tea bagger.

[Squeamous]

Boo for brewing bags, serves you right... ermm or wrong.

-the pretentious loose leafer chiming in on a tea bagger.


It was a gift from a friend who thought I might like it. I have my own tea plant for tea production. Beat that you ghey.

By the way, you may want to revise your usage of the term 'tea bagger' :snooty:

[Barbarossa]

Try as I might, I can't see the reflectoporn. I must be missing something :unsure:

[teflon05]

Try as I might, I can't see the reflectoporn. I must be missing something :unsure:

Nope, only some Halloween music. :whistling

[Something Else]

....not a fucking lifestyle guru.

Mrs.Something Else discovered those on her tea flaps the other day. She thinks they are genious. Bless her flowe.

[Squeamous]

....not a fucking lifestyle guru.

Mrs.Something Else discovered those on her tea flaps the other day. She thinks they are genious. Bless her flowe.

My condolences. Will it be a burial or a cremation?

[Something Else]

A moon cup.

[mjmacky]

It was a gift from a friend who thought I might like it. I have my own tea plant for tea production. Beat that you ghey.

By the way, you may want to revise your usage of the term 'tea bagger' :snooty:

I've had that happen to me as well, some people don't understand what I mean when I say I'm a tea fanatic. However, it's not always bad. One of the best gifts I got was from a student in China. Knowing and wanting to nurture my appreciation for tea, she went back to her home town and grabbed me one of their tea specialties. They compressed black tea leaves into a dome shape (they call it red tea, or hong cha 红茶). You break it up and brew it loose leave style. I was mostly in love with the way it was packaged for portability and convenience of measurement, but fortunately it tasted fucking great; I almost shed a tear while breaking up the last one.

P.S. I accept all revisions of the term

[Squeamous]

A moon cup.

I really persevered with those, but even the smallest one was rather uncomfortable.

Your wife must have an absolutely fucking cavernous vagina.

[Squeamous]

I've had that happen to me as well, some people don't understand what I mean when I say I'm a tea fanatic. However, it's not always bad. One of the best gifts I got was from a student in China. Knowing and wanting to nurture my appreciation for tea, she went back to her home town and grabbed me one of their tea specialties. They compressed black tea leaves into a dome shape (they call it red tea, or hong cha 红茶). You break it up and brew it loose leave style. I was mostly in love with the way it was packaged for portability and convenience of measurement, but fortunately it tasted fucking great; I almost shed a tear while breaking up the last one.

P.S. I accept all revisions of the term

The Chinese do the best tea paraphernalia. I have one of these http://www.exoticteapot.co.uk/Shop/Teaware/Glass-teapots/Limited-Edition-Double-Wall-Glass-Teapot

And you can get these beautiful flowering teas to go inside it:
http://www.exoticteapot.co.uk/Shop/Specialty-tea/Jasmine-Tea/Jasmine-Fusion-Blooming-Tea

I use those for effect if I have an old fashioned tea afternoon with friends. You'd think it would be a gimmick and taste horrible but it's delicious.

[mjmacky]

ah the tea with a vengence...dont get to see that too often

You're slowly trying to make your posts topical, are you experimenting with methods to keep you from getting banned? There is one flaw in your strategy, J-Dye .. all the other incoherent stuff you post.