Pirates

[ziggyjuarez]

We download movies from the internet and sell them.We are so cool.:cool:

[Disme]

Imo there's nothing cool in downloading movies, even less in selling downloaded movies, but whatever floats your boat I guess ...

[IdolEyes787]

We download movies from the internet and sell them.We are so cool.:cool:

Would that being cool only required the downloading movies off the internet then you might stand some chance.As it is though I would suggest you get use to a lot of lonely nights spent playing with yourself while fantasizing of being Ryan Gosling.

[Something Else]

We download movies from the internet and sell them.We are so cool.:cool:

Real pirates steal oil tankers in Somalia. :snooty:

http://www.weebls-stuff.com/songs/Somalia/

[ziggyjuarez]

Whats with the name drop?

[mjmacky]

I think OP was about to digress into an enlightening bit of social commentary. Seems it got derailed before that happened.

[ddggdd]

how can you sell them? sharing with people around you is hard enough.

[manker]

how can you sell them? Supply and demand - ziggy is the only one in the trailer-park with internets.

It's like being god. Only with a steady stream of sexually experienced 14 year old fluffers.

[megabyteme]

how can you sell them? Supply and demand - ziggy is the only one in the trailer-park with internets.

It's like being god. Only with a steady stream of sexually experienced 14 year old fluffers.

I'm sure we'll soon all be treated to tales of how zigg is "dating" one of the 14 year old's kids- but it's okay because he's got the mother's permission. :ermm:

[manker]

I just can't get all morally het up about jiggy dating a 14 year old.
I think it's because he'll always be 15 to me :wub:

[megabyteme]

I just can't get all morally het up about jiggy dating a 14 year old.
I think it's because he'll always be 15 to me :wub:

I'm certain according to many test scores he'll always be 15.

[manker]

:schnauz:

As a former 15 year old, I remark upon that with resentment.

[ziggyjuarez]

Lol.i guess I could tell you guys how much that worked out but you guys have so much on me already.if you guys were not so interested I would have completed the story...

[megabyteme]

Lol.i guess I could tell you guys how much that worked out but you guys have so much on me already.if you guys were not so interested I would have completed the story...

By all means, inseminate yourself...

[ziggyjuarez]

I'm tempted :\ maybe when more time pass's.

[manker]

I'm tempted :\ maybe when more time pass's.
Do it.

I tell you what, send me the raw data; the account in your own words, voice records if typing gets to be a chore and, of course, pics and vids.
I'll decrypt your nonsense and make a decent short story out of it. We can market it as fiction, no one has to know the dark truth of it all.

30-70 split when the roubles start rolling in.

[Snee]

I'm still waiting for the glorious pics of the ziggyjuarez anti-rape squad to resurface.

One of the lost art-treasures of the modern age :( Why are you posting about pirates when you could be out tracking those pictures down, ziggy?

[Biggles]

We download movies from the internet and sell them.We are so cool.:cool:

I thought this was going to be about pirates

hactually :(

[ziggyjuarez]

Feel free to change the topic at any time...

[megabyteme]

So, did you lost your cherry to that child girl at the trailer park, z?

[ziggyjuarez]

No.It gos a little something like this...
My uncle was sort of dateing a girl and when ever we would smoke i would notice her getting fustrated.After a smoke session by myself (it was really weird, For the first time I became very depressed on THC, Very fast.) she came over and wanted to blaze.Not knowing her very well she asked me my age(21att).Jokeingly i said "Im legal now".After saying this she wouldent let it go that i had.She wanted to bone me, I could tell.I told her it was too windy to smoke outside with my pipe.She agree'd and we went to my aunts room and sat on her bed to smoke.After getting high, I was too scared to follow through.She noticed and said "I cant give u none, I would feel like i was molesting you."I thought fuck it.Haveing something happen to me(depression high)It was a sign from somewhere.I went in for the kiss and breast sqeez and she went in for the sack over my shorts.Bla bla bla a baby could have been born 9months later.I came inside her feeling like it was a waist to do otherwise.The girl was 35, Old enough to be my mom.That was hot!This gave me the courage to talk to the JB about the feelings i thought we had for each other(along with 12%beer).She told me she loved me like a brother.I told her thank you for the love.Weirdly this made me feel 50%better.Through the whole thing, I dont feel stupid.I really did love her and she loved me...
(Click for mood setter) (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f4i01ywtkms&feature=related)

[megabyteme]

Does it bother you knowing that you were using your uncle's semen as a lubricant? :unsure:

[manker]

Does it bother you knowing that you were using your uncle's semen as a lubricant? :unsure::lol: :earl:

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That was pretty awesome, jiggy, but it won't sell.
I need some disclosure with illegal content. in short; moar.

[teflon05]

She was 35, you were 21, & she was old enough to be your mother? They must start young in your neck of the woods, eh? :huh: And I'm not even going to touch the "She told me she loved me like a brother" line...Waaaay too easy.

[Biggles]

Ziggy?


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mYHEBa6Xx48

[Quarterquack]

She was 35, you were 21, & she was old enough to be your mother? They must start young in your neck of the woods, eh?

They have a rule where he's from. Women on their periods aren't allowed to attend the town gatherings, because God is mad at them.
As soon as their women have their first period, they start getting knocked up to avoid that clause.

Oh, there's free pizza at the town gatherings. It's the reason anybody goes. :idunno:

[ziggyjuarez]

Another DVD another five dollars...