Hoi chavis.

[NotLettingItGo]

It's official you've got no moral standards old chap. See:
http://blogs.telegraph.co.uk/news/peteroborne/100132665/hester-and-huhne-are-symbols-of-a-country-in-moral-freefall/

The study finds that Britons are significantly more likely to lie and cheat than we were 10 years ago. Those aged over 45 remain decent people, but attitudes have changed sharply for the worse among the young. Yet we should pause before condemning these youngsters. They are merely replicating the self-interest and contempt for decency and standards they see among the most powerful people in our society, whether prime ministers, newspaper editors, or police chiefs.

It's your kind who have brought about the shit hole we all have to live in now.

[chalice]

Nothing to do with me, old bean.

I'd like to see you work that one in, like.

[NotLettingItGo]

38 mate... if yous was 45 or older you'd be decent, but you aint :lol:

[chalice]

38 mate... if yous was 45 or older you'd be decent, but you aint :lol:

What does that even mean, Dave?

[NotLettingItGo]

Who fucking knows or cares?

[chalice]

I don't know, but I'll bite enough to ask what the fuck you were talking about in the OP.

Jesus, Dave, I needs to know.

[chalice]

I'm here all week, Dave.

Don't you feel just a little bit ashamed of yourself?

[NotLettingItGo]

You could always try reading the article, failing that I'm sure your new found friend can explain it to you, she's has a thorough understanding of 'indecent'.

Good night old chap.

[NotLettingItGo]

I'm here all week, Dave.

Don't you fell just a little bit ashamed of yourself?

Go on... what is it you think I have to feel ashamed about?

[chalice]

You could always try reading the article, failing that I'm sure your new found friend can explain it to you, she's has a thorough understanding of 'indecent'.

Good night old chap.

Again Dave, I'm unsure as to what you refer. Can you just bring it down for us closet types? Or not?

[chalice]

As soon as Dave decides to grow a set of testicles, I'll be here to respond.

What are you trying to say, Dave?

It's all rather cryptic and I can't be arsed.

[megabyteme]

Can you imagine putting up with 5 years of Dave's drivel, Chalice? Squeams deserves a fucking sainthood for her charity and compassion towards this shadow. Unfortunately, now she's plagued with him. So much for good deeds, eh... :(

[NotLettingItGo]

You should have seen me, for a slab of meat I was glorious, bathing her in the most boring drivel it was possible for me to bore her with. That's when I wasn't making her life miserable by spending time with her. <- I know that last one is true, she told me so.

[megabyteme]

:console:

[Squeamous]

The study finds that Britons are significantly more likely to lie and cheat than we were 10 years ago. Those aged over 45 remain decent people, but attitudes have changed sharply for the worse among the young.

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[NotLettingItGo]

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It must feel good knowing that you and les hyde are one and the same person, just with different genders. Giving you at least a chance to look in the mirror and see yourself for what you really are. I hope that's going well for you :yup:

[Barbarossa]

Awwww, pet names are so sweet :wub:

[NotLettingItGo]

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[megabyteme]

You do realize the nothing you can "reveal" to us is going to make one bit of difference, Shadow. She's our friend, and has never once violated one bit of social norms around here. As far as any of us care, she's just plagued by some creepy stalker.

BTW, you are the one who's married. She can do pretty much anything (pics please) she wants. You on the other hand, are just a lowlife that has either cheated on his wife, or SERIOUSLY wanted to. Go spend time with your kids before they are old enough to realize what a scumbag you are.

[NotLettingItGo]

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[NotLettingItGo]

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[IdolEyes787]

I'm afraid neither she, nor any of you, nor my membership of this board are worth sinking that low.



I take offense at that as I've been called "a hero greater than any cause is worth".

No sorry that should have read "more grating".

[chalice]

There's something which is borthering me about all of this, it's the realisation that by openly attacking her in return for her open attacks upon me, I have sunk to the same depths as her (and it doesn't matter how many of you lie about how I was attacking her first, there's not a single post to support that).

I'm afraid neither she, nor any of you, nor my membership of this board are worth sinking that low.

I wish you all happiness and prosperity, and hope you live long and fruitful lives, yes I even wish that for Squeamous, and hope she'll finally get the message and stay completely the fuck away from me.

Bye.

Does that mean you're leaving, Dave?

I don't believe it. You're a degenerate liar, Dave.

[NotLettingItGo]

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[chalice]

Does that mean you're leaving, Dave?

I don't believe it. You're a degenerate liar, Dave.

Yes chavis it does, I came here to return to you that which you had dished out to me, thinking you were actually worth the effort. It turned out you're just a boring relatively decent chap from NI, and not the cunt you like to portray yourself as here. After that this place became boring really, I mean some of the spastics you keep are entertaining, like MBM... speaking of which have you noticed how it's those from the southern hemisphere who are the slowest... you have to repeat everything multiple times to them before they get it... anyway disgression aside. If all I am to be able to do here, is abuse her, then I've no good reason for being here. So I'm not. Bye chavis.

I knew you were lying, Dave, you lying cunt.

[chalice]

If you leave, I win, Dave. Remember that.

[NotLettingItGo]

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[Something Else]

Does that mean you're leaving, Dave?

I don't believe it. You're a degenerate liar, Dave.

Yes chavis it does, I came here to return to you that which you had dished out to me, thinking you were actually worth the effort. It turned out you're just a boring relatively decent chap from NI, and not the cunt you like to portray yourself as here. After that this place became boring really, I mean some of the spastics you keep are entertaining, like MBM... speaking of which have you noticed how it's those from the southern hemisphere who are the slowest... you have to repeat everything multiple times to them before they get it... anyway disgression aside. If all I am to be able to do here, is abuse her, then I've no good reason for being here. So I'm not. Bye chavis.


Most long-winded friendship request ever. :emo:

[chalice]

You didn't win, you bored me into not bothering. She won, by making me sink to her level, thus making her the winner, you can only dream of being.

You made her sink to your level with better success, Dave. You know and I know and everybody else knows that you targeted posts at her since last May. She didn't respond directly until two weeks ago, you deranged maniac, you.

See you tomorrow, Dave.

[manker]

Mrs. Dave has told him that he's not allowed to post on the internets anymore.
fact.

[Proper Bo]

ffs, wont be allowed to lean on balustrades next:no:

[chalice]

Mrs. Dave has told him that he's not allowed to post on the internets anymore.
fact.

That'll be it.

Come out and play, Dave. I wonder if Mrs. Dave is reading this. I hope so.

Hai, Mrs. Dave. Your hubby's not a nice fella, but I'm sure you'd gathered that by now.

[manker]

Maybe she will start making him dress differently too.
what will this mean to ecru suit manufacturers :no:

[chalice]

Moving forward, Dave will lurk and scream inwards. This will last at most two days.

Then he'll be back saying he never said he'd leave. That's wot Dave does.

[manker]

Mrs. Dave has told him that he's not allowed to post on the internets anymore.
fact.

That'll be it.

Come out and play, Dave. I wonder if Mrs. Dave is reading this. I hope so.

Hai, Mrs. Dave. Your hubby's not a nice fella, but I'm sure you'd gathered that by now.That'd be unpossible. He just can't risk it.

She'd read that story he made up about fucking milfs in a hotel room and even though she knew her pathetic excuse for a life companion made it up, she'd still use it against him when he's pleading for her not to make him shave his tash.

[Snee]

If he's anything like who I used to think he was, he'll be back as a fat lesbian in no time.

[chalice]

If he's anything like who I used to think he was, he'll be back as a fat lesbian in no time.

I know who you mean, and you're wrong, mate.

You're on about 5 vegetables? I highly doubt it.

[Snee]

I'm talking about a man who could break your arm like a twig from across two continents, not some illiterate racist twunt.

Welp, racialist still, but.

[chalice]

My 'snap your arm like a twig' in the other thread preceded your 'snap your arm like a twig' in this by a good thirty seconds.

Haha. I win.

[Snee]

I just got the giggles over realising that this board has seen at least two fat lesbian impersonators.

What are the odds?

Is there some unknown surplus of those out there that makes them an especially likely choice?

[manker]

wtf. who's the other one? ;s

[Squeamous]

You didn't win, you bored me into not bothering. She won, by making me sink to her level, thus making her the winner, you can only dream of being.

I win! I win! IN YOUR FACES!
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Mrs. Dave has told him that he's not allowed to post on the internets anymore.
fact.

See Chavvy, you were wrong! He does love us! :hug:


I just got the giggles over realising that this board has seen at least two fat lesbian impersonators.

What are the odds?

Is there some unknown surplus of those out there that makes them an especially likely choice?

If I'd known that I wouldn't have tried to hide the fact that I am in fact a fat lesbian :ermm:

[chalice]

I've never been so happy to be wrong, sweetie. :smilie4:

[Squeamous]

I've never been so happy to be wrong, sweetie. :smilie4:

It's just like we're one big happy family again!

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[chalice]

That's you in the middle.

With my finger in your arse, like.

[NotLettingItGo]

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[chalice]

I win! I win! IN YOUR FACES!
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I'm so pleased you can extract so much pleasure from having damaged another person as you have me.

Boo fucking hoo for Dave.

You were damaged already, mate.

[manker]

Who would have thought that everyone's favourite erudite cervix owner would win when pitted against the ponderous postings of Magnum Dave.
The shock-wave resonates.

And what's this about chavois saying I don't love you guise. I am suitably appalled but heartened in an equal measure by your implicit faith in my internal bucket of bonhomie :happy:

[chalice]

Who would have thought that everyone's favourite erudite cervix owner would win when pitted against the ponderous postings of Magnum Dave.
The shock-wave resonates.

And what's this about chavois saying I don't love you guise. I am suitably appalled but heartened in an equal measure by your implicit faith in my internal bucket of bonhomie :happy:

You are NOT sticking your finger up my arse and that's the end of it, mum.

[manker]

I win! I win! IN YOUR FACES!
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I'm so pleased you can extract so much pleasure from having damaged another person as you have me.
What's this, another person? Who did squeams put in the friend zone now :no:
Not the star-trek marks and spencer guy! He was as cunning as a very cunning thing with his getting inside her tactics.

And also, thought you left, Dave.

[manker]

Who would have thought that everyone's favourite erudite cervix owner would win when pitted against the ponderous postings of Magnum Dave.
The shock-wave resonates.

And what's this about chavois saying I don't love you guise. I am suitably appalled but heartened in an equal measure by your implicit faith in my internal bucket of bonhomie :happy:

You are NOT sticking your finger up my arse and that's the end of it, mum.Don't make me get your father.

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[chalice]

I'm so pleased you can extract so much pleasure from having damaged another person as you have me.
What's this, another person? Who did squeams put in the friend zone now :no:
Not the star-trek marks and spencer guy! He was as cunning as a very cunning thing with his getting inside her tactics.

And also, thought you left, Dave.

Dave lurks and logs on at the last second. That's how he operates. He watches the board at all times, trembling in wait of his name, the sad bastard.

[chalice]

You are NOT sticking your finger up my arse and that's the end of it, mum.Don't make me get your father.

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:lol:

[manker]

What's this, another person? Who did squeams put in the friend zone now :no:
Not the star-trek marks and spencer guy! He was as cunning as a very cunning thing with his getting inside her tactics.

And also, thought you left, Dave.

Dave lurks and logs on at the last second. That's how he operates. He watches the board at all times, trembling in wait of his name, the sad bastard.He's definitely the best mentalist we've ever had.

Dave: I'm leaving
the bored: you'll post again
Dave: no I won't
the bored: lol
---3 hours later----
Dave: sup guise

[chalice]

Dave lurks and logs on at the last second. That's how he operates. He watches the board at all times, trembling in wait of his name, the sad bastard.He's definitely the best mentalist we've ever had.

Dave: I'm leaving
the bored: you'll post again
Dave: no I won't
the bored: lol
---3 hours later----
Dave: sup guise

Next he'll say that he wouldn't have posted again, but we just had to exacerbate it and he's coming back to give us what we gave him even though he said he wouldn't.

Dave pulls lies out of his arse like his mum pulls crabs from her nether regions.

[Squeamous]

That's you in the middle.

With my finger in your arse, like.

:dry:




And what's this about chavois saying I don't love you guise. I am suitably appalled but heartened in an equal measure by your implicit faith in my internal bucket of bonhomie :happy:

We should celebrate! You get the garden hose and I'll do that thing I do at parties with two martini glasses and the wicker hamper.




Not the star-trek marks and spencer guy! He was as cunning as a very cunning thing with his getting inside her tactics.


He bloody hasn't! I never let anyone get inside my tactics until I'm in a loving, stable, committed, casual thing.

[chalice]

Know what I think, Squeams? You should change your user name to Sophie. What's the difference? It's a cool name and it's out there anyway.

[manker]

:dry:




And what's this about chavois saying I don't love you guise. I am suitably appalled but heartened in an equal measure by your implicit faith in my internal bucket of bonhomie :happy:

We should celebrate! You get the garden hose and I'll do that thing I do at parties with two martini glasses and the wicker hamper.




Not the star-trek marks and spencer guy! He was as cunning as a very cunning thing with his getting inside her tactics.


He bloody hasn't! I never let anyone get inside my tactics until I'm in a loving, stable, committed, casual thing.:lol: I see what you did there and facepalmed :earl:

Also, if garden hose isn't the most blatant euphemism since forever then I'm not going to meet you behind tesco for a celebratory inspection of your tic-tacs.

[chalice]

No such thing as a blatant euphemism.

[manker]

He's definitely the best mentalist we've ever had.

Dave: I'm leaving
the bored: you'll post again
Dave: no I won't
the bored: lol
---3 hours later----
Dave: sup guise

Next he'll say that he wouldn't have posted again, but we just had to exacerbate it and he's coming back to give us what we gave him even though he said he wouldn't.

Dave pulls lies out of his arse like his mum pulls crabs from her nether regions.
You man to say that he'll think it's not his fault that he read the thread, logged on and posted some shite.

He'd have to be some kind of crazed gibbon if he truly believed that his actions were directly caused by a few throw-away sentences composed by a few pish ripping aficionados from the internets.

[Squeamous]

Know what I think, Squeams? You should change your user name to Sophie. What's the difference? It's a cool name and it's out there anyway.

I suppose I could. To be honest there's more incriminating and embarrassing information about me out there under the name 'Squeamous' than my real name.



:lol: I see what you did there and facepalmed :earl:

Also, if garden hose isn't the most blatant euphemism since forever then I'm not going to meet you behind tesco for a celebratory inspection of your tic-tacs.

It wasn't actually, I just pulled 3 random items out of my subconscious. I can't help it if I have a filthy mind :smilie4:

[Squeamous]

I don't know how to change my name :cry:

[manker]

No such thing as a blatant euphemism.Well, yes, but wouldn't the most blatant attempt at euphemistic allusion be a tad clunky for our porpoises.

[manker]

I don't know how to change my name :cry:1. Click the new thread button.
2. Write "name change" in the title.
3. Write "Squeamous ref; Sophie" in the main body of the post
4. Push the insert image button.
5. Browse your HD for a suitable and clear pic of your tits.
6. Hit attach
7. Push post.

[Squeamous]

I don't know how to change my name :cry:1. Click the new thread button.
2. Write "name change" in the title.
3. Write "Squeamous ref; Sophie" in the main body of the post
4. Push the insert image button.
5. Browse your HD for a suitable and clear pic of your tits.
6. Hit attach
7. Push post.

No. You called my euphemisms clunky so I don't see why I should show them to you :snooty:

[manker]

1. Click the new thread button.
2. Write "name change" in the title.
3. Write "Squeamous ref; Sophie" in the main body of the post
4. Push the insert image button.
5. Browse your HD for a suitable and clear pic of your tits.
6. Hit attach
7. Push post.

No. You called my euphemisms clunky so I don't see why I should show them to you :snooty:
Sir, I did not!
The clunky thing was what I called chavois' wet dream of what my post should have looked like.


So anyway, yeah. That name changing method probably works just as well in PM I think :shifty:

[Squeamous]

No. You called my euphemisms clunky so I don't see why I should show them to you :snooty:
Sir, I did not!
The clunky thing was what I called chavois' wet dream of what my post should have looked like.


So anyway, yeah. That name changing method probably works just as well in PM I think :shifty:

You wouldn't want my twee tits-by-fairylight :snooty:

[manker]

Well now, there's an adjective you don't often see with tits.

The fairy lighting would have been absolutely fine. But now I think your top bollocks are somehow old fashioned :crazy:

[megabyteme]

I win! I win! IN YOUR FACES!
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I'm so pleased you can extract so much pleasure from having damaged another person as you have me.

Please tell me you said this while running an X-acto blade down your forearm to your palm. Fucking :emo:.

[megabyteme]

After that this place became boring really, I mean some of the spastics you keep are entertaining, like MBM... speaking of which have you noticed how it's those from the southern hemisphere who are the slowest... you have to repeat everything multiple times to them before they get it...

What an epitaph, Dave. Referring to North America (Washington State, NTL) as being in the Southern Hemisphere at the same time suggesting that individual is among the "slow[est]".

Only on the internet would I have found someone as dim as you, Shadow. Sadly, not all present can claim the same.

[mjmacky]

Hey Dave, while I have you reading this before you go in a year or so, I have a request. My serious internet threat would require that you keep your stache until I can drizzle my jizzle on it. I know it's a bizarre request for the perpetrator to make of the intended victim, but I'd just like to remind you that if you shave it, I win.