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IdolEyes787
01-28-2012, 10:46 PM
Have you noticed that rejectofAllah eats ass*




*I have not idea what if anything that actually means but it sounds offensive so I went with it.


Also clear you PM box so that I can badmouth NightOwl to you in private.

Artemis
01-28-2012, 10:52 PM
Have you noticed that rejectofAllah eats ass*




*I have not idea what if anything that actually means but it sounds offensive so I went with it.


Also clear you PM box so that I can badmouth NightOwl to you in private.

I have no idea what it means either, although it doesn't sound that apetising, but you seem to be slipping, it just doesn't have the subtlety of a really good idol irritated with a numpty, put down. :blink:

IdolEyes787
01-28-2012, 10:57 PM
It a slow day so I'm slumming.

IdolEyes787
01-28-2012, 10:59 PM
You think I have good putdowns? You have even less taste than I was giving you credit for.

IdolEyes787
01-28-2012, 11:05 PM
I just caught the tail end:shifty: of the Women's final at the Australian Open and all I have to say is "what the fuck is wrong with them womens". UHHHHHHHHHHH.EEEEEEEEEEG. AKKKKKKKKKK. Shut the fuck up and just hit the fucking ball will you.
Cunts.

chalice
01-28-2012, 11:48 PM
Carry on.

IdolEyes787
01-29-2012, 12:01 AM
Up the Kyber.

chalice
01-29-2012, 12:05 AM
Up the Kyber.

You've got exponentially angrier as the years go by.

It's better than pornography. True story.

IdolEyes787
01-29-2012, 12:07 AM
You've got exponentially angrier as the years go by.



I'm infuriated that you think so.

chalice
01-29-2012, 12:11 AM
You've got exponentially angrier as the years go by.





I'm infuriated that you think so.

You are my brother that I wished I'd had, without the stutter, and with an wholly unnecessary erudition for films.

IdolEyes787
01-29-2012, 12:11 AM
Btw it's not really anger it's more like boredom.If people still posted interesting stuff on this site at the rate that they use to I'd probably be to busy being mesmerized by the sheer awesome glory of it all to have time hate the place.

chalice
01-29-2012, 12:12 AM
Btw it's not really anger it's more like boredom.If people still posted interesting stuff on this site at the rate that they use to I'd probably be to busy being mesmerized by the sheer awesome glory of it all to have time hate the place.

I love everything you post.

IdolEyes787
01-29-2012, 12:14 AM
You are my brother that I wished I'd had, without the stutter, and with an wholly unnecessary erudition for films. Films are better than life because with films if you don't like the ending you can always find a better one.

IdolEyes787
01-29-2012, 12:17 AM
Btw it's not really anger it's more like boredom.If people still posted interesting stuff on this site at the rate that they use to I'd probably be to busy being mesmerized by the sheer awesome glory of it all to have time hate the place.

I love everything you post.
I on the other hand like the fact that you frequently don't and aren't afraid to say so.

chalice
01-29-2012, 12:25 AM
I love everything you post.
I on the other hand like the fact that you frequently don't and aren't afraid to say so.

Do you know what I like most about you, Idol? You tell the truth. I can rely on you. You don't lie.

Maybe now, you haven't supplied enough facts to garner an opinion, but that's great too. You tell enough truth to get by.

I find that admirable.

NotLettingItGo
01-29-2012, 12:30 AM
Have you noticed that rejectofAllah eats ass*


For all you kids reading this, eating Donkeys really isn't cool, don't do it.

megabyteme
01-29-2012, 04:59 AM
Also clear you PM box so that I can badmouth NightOwl to you in private.

I have cleared out all 250 of my saved PMs. Please feel free to send me up to that number all badmouthing reject and/or Night0wl.

Heck, say anything you want, just don't insult my mule. He's sensitive...

Artemis
01-29-2012, 08:27 AM
Also clear you PM box so that I can badmouth NightOwl to you in private.

I have cleared out all 250 of my saved PMs. Please feel free to send me up to that number all badmouthing reject and/or Night0wl.

Heck, say anything you want, just don't insult my mule. He's sensitive...

You'd better keep your mule away from Reject then MBM he won't insult it, but the end result will be worse.....

IdolEyes787
01-29-2012, 02:11 PM
Have you noticed that rejectofAllah eats ass*


For all you kids reading this, eating Donkeys really isn't cool, don't do it.http://www.tmz.com/2012/01/28/fear-factor-donkey-semen-nbc-concerned/#.TyVSiflFvPo

I think the real issue is that the stunt is blatantly sexist.
In related news I might have an hour free Monday night.

IdolEyes787
01-29-2012, 02:13 PM
I have cleared out all 250 of my saved PMs.

I totally believe you have PMS.

teflon05
01-29-2012, 02:16 PM
Whoa...NBC is going with the bestiality. Nothing like coming home, grabbing a beer & sitting down to watch a few people chug down some ass semen :sick:

IdolEyes787
01-29-2012, 02:17 PM
Whoa...NBC is going with the bestiality. Nothing like coming home, grabbing a beer & sitting down to watch a few people chug down some ass semen :sick:

Because that's what the internet's for.

IdolEyes787
01-29-2012, 02:18 PM
I on the other hand like the fact that you frequently don't and aren't afraid to say so.

Do you know what I like most about you, Idol? You tell the truth. I can rely on you. You don't lie.

Maybe now, you haven't supplied enough facts to garner an opinion, but that's great too. You tell enough truth to get by.

I find that admirable.
My ruse has worked then.

teflon05
01-29-2012, 02:21 PM
and here I thought the internet was more for fisting & feces eating. Semen chugging seems more of a family oriented activity, therefore more fit for TV. Just my opinion though...

megabyteme
01-30-2012, 06:37 AM
Wait a minute...I'm curious who got the job of pulling the donkey's dong. There's gotta be someone going home feeling the shame of working for NBC. It's not like you can walk into a store and say, "Hey, gimme a quart of the good stuff, and make it snappy!" :noes:


*EDIT- Or so I've heard. :whistling

Snee
01-30-2012, 06:12 PM
This also needs a soundtrack.


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KqZFo0mv6Fs

mjmacky
01-31-2012, 06:11 AM
I've had Donkey dumplings before, I don't remember if it tasted closer to beef or pork, but definitely not like chicken.

Also, can you really call it "Fear" factor if you're just drinking it from a glass? How about you having to jack off and drink the cum out of the tip of one ass's dick while squatted behind another who's just getting teased with a swollen vagina and no handling?

megabyteme
01-31-2012, 07:05 AM
How about you having to jack off and drink the cum out of the tip of one ass's dick while squatted behind another who's just getting teased with a swollen vagina and no handling?

Isn't that kinda what happened to Reject? :idunno:

mjmacky
01-31-2012, 07:10 AM
How about you having to jack off and drink the cum out of the tip of one ass's dick while squatted behind another who's just getting teased with a swollen vagina and no handling?

Isn't that kinda what happened to Reject? :idunno:

I had heard that telling a woman she has a wide gaping vagina is a serious insult. You're supposed to pretend not to notice, good luck with the backlash. :ninja:

megabyteme
01-31-2012, 07:15 AM
I had heard that telling a woman she has a wide gaping vagina is a serious insult. You're supposed to pretend not to notice, good luck with the backlash. :ninja:

In order for the wings to have any kind of backlash behind them, they've got to be roughly the size of Dracula's cape. If there is any way that I can choose my own death, it would be to go out of life the same way I came in...

megabyteme
01-31-2012, 07:25 AM
From Predator (1987):

Hawkins (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000948/): Hey Billy. Billy! The other day, I went up to my girlfriend, I said, "Y'know I'd like a little pussy". She said, "Me too, mine's as big as a house!"
[Billy stares blankly]
Hawkins (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000948/): See, she, she wanted a little one 'cause hers was...
[Hawkins pauses, then trails off]
Hawkins (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000948/): ... big as a house.

................

Hawkins (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000948/): Billy. Billy! The other day, I was going down on my girlfriend, I said to her, "Jeez you got a big pussy. Jeez you got a big pussy." She said, "Why did you say that twice?" I said, "I didn't."
[Billy stares blankly]
Hawkins (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000948/): See, cuz of the echo.

mjmacky
01-31-2012, 08:56 AM
Excellent recall, I think I will appreciate the dialogue more the next time I watch it. I had been thinking about it recently because of the new episode of Archer.

IdolEyes787
01-31-2012, 01:18 PM
I suddenly feel very dirty.
I'd put you both on ignore but I think something this extreme really calls for speaking to your parents.

megabyteme
01-31-2012, 06:28 PM
I suddenly feel very dirty.
I'd put you both on ignore but I think something this extreme really calls for speaking to your parents.

Good luck with that. You can form a séance, or speak to them directly through my floor boards.

mjmacky
02-01-2012, 09:19 PM
I suddenly feel very dirty.
I'd put you both on ignore but I think something this extreme really calls for speaking to your parents.

If you don't mind, would you mind spilling my father's colostomy bag all over yourself when you talk to him? Then stab both yourself and him with lead glass, you'd be doing me a huge favor.