Non fuck giver

[ziggyjuarez]

Who else is a non fuck giver?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=58OabCRCx_Q

[megabyteme]

Zigs-
You are 22+, a high school dropout, you would be homeless if someone had not taken you in, and you are donating blood so you are not absolutely without a dime to your name. There is no better time to start giving a fuck. :mellow:

[megabyteme]

Reality. Check.

[ziggyjuarez]

But this is my last time being young.

[megabyteme]

But this is my last time being young.

Your situation will not suddenly improve because you become "not young", z. You'll just have a fucked situation AND be older.

I'm not picking on you, ziggy. I am simply trying to push you in the right direction- and NOW. My life was just as bad (if not worse) than yours. I followed a long, hard road that included multiple jobs, lousy living conditions, and a lot of depression. I persevered through it, and now have a semi-decent life which includes a wonderful wife (who has a good job :w00t: ), two wonderful kids, a moderate house, and a very substantial education. It can be achieved from where you are. you do have to start giving a fuck, or it will never get better. :)

[NotLettingItGo]

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[IdolEyes787]

Who else is a non fuck giver?
Every female over the age of 14 that you've ever gone out with?

[ziggyjuarez]

Well I'm taking steps but yeah...don't worry.I'll be ok.kind of weird of you to start off with your concerns about pedophilia then give me advice about growing up.

I don't give a fuck xD

[IdolEyes787]

I never gave you advice on anything and it's basically insane to take advice given on the internet concerning anything potentially life changing.
Btw that wasn't advice.

[ziggyjuarez]

I couldn't even find good information on how to cook chicken on the Internet.

[megabyteme]

I never gave you advice on anything and it's basically insane to take advice given on the internet concerning anything potentially life changing.
Btw that wasn't advice.

My life-changing advice was actually pretty good. However, I would never have given it to him IRL because pedophiles are icky, and I would avoid his trailer park like the plague.

[IdolEyes787]

I would guess it has something to do with applying heat to it.

[ziggyjuarez]

What kind of heat?...body heat the film??

[ziggyjuarez]

I'm not attracted to every 16yld and never have live'd in a trailer park....or I could and do who the fuck knows.

[Snee]

Ziggy :01:

[ziggyjuarez]

Idgaf!

[IdolEyes787]

What kind of heat?...body heat the film??

I burned my copy of Body Heat not as an ironic performance art statement but in protest of Kathleen Turner morphing into this.

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The only reason that I haven't likewise burned all of Nicholson's film's is that I'm sexist.

[Snee]

Like a boss.

that was actually a reply to ziggy, but it still works.

[Snee]

What kind of heat?...body heat the film??

I burned my copy of Body Heat not as an ironic performance art statement but in protest of Kathleen Turner morphing into this.

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The only reason that I haven't likewise burned all of Nicholson's film's is that I'm sexist.
You do not mock the serial mom.

[IdolEyes787]

I tried to talk sense to my penis but it seems to have a mind of it's own.

[megabyteme]

I burned my copy of Body Heat not as an ironic performance art statement but in protest of Kathleen Turner morphing into this.

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That's really sad. It's almost like someone used one of those programs, took the pic on the left as the starting point and used Delta Burke as the end. :(

[manker]

I watched about three episodes of Californication with her in before haltingly saying to my missus; 'for the love of fuck, that ... that thing there, that's Kathleen Turner'.
To which she replied; 'who's Kathleen Turner?'.

Fucking trophy wives :dry:

[IdolEyes787]

That's really sad. It's almost like someone used one of those programs, took the pic on the left as the starting point and used Delta Burke as the end. :(

You know how( or probably don't) a large percentage of the people who worked on the John Wayne movie The Conqueror (http://www.straightdope.com/columns/read/374/did-john-wayne-die-of-cancer-caused-by-a-radioactive-movie-set)died of cancer? I'm assuming something similar was in effect here but instead of cancer the cast contracted fat.


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XfdsyNJbjNk

Btw Delta was Miss Florida once upon a time.

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[Artemis]

I tried to talk sense to my penis but it seems to have a mind of it's own.

You talk to your penis? :bag:

[megabyteme]

Btw Delta was Miss Florida once upon a time.

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I believe we have seen what happens when Floridians get to vote.

[NotLettingItGo]

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[IdolEyes787]

I tried to talk sense to my penis but it seems to have a mind of it's own.

You talk to your penis? :bag:

Yes and the really disturbing part is that it talks back.

[megabyteme]

You talk to your penis? :bag:

Yes and the really disturbing part is that it talks back.

Sorry to tell you, that's no peen. Your penis is already dead, and has been replaced by a dopplewanger. :yikes:

[manker]

:pinch:

[enoughfakefiles]

I couldn't even find good information on how to cook chicken on the Internet.

I suppose this would be one better than TV diners Ziggy :01:

[IdolEyes787]

Yes and the really disturbing part is that it talks back.

Sorry to tell you, that's no peen. Your penis is already dead, and has been replaced by a dopplewanger. :yikes:

And lately he's taken to hanging out with a bad crowd.I'm afraid that he might have become a dopplegangwanger.

[megabyteme]

Sorry to tell you, that's no peen. Your penis is already dead, and has been replaced by a dopplewanger. :yikes:

And lately he's taken to hanging out with a bad crowd.I'm afraid that he might have become a dopplegangwanger.

:lol::lol::lol::glagpinch: Having a shit day, and REALLY needed that good laugh. :happy:

EDIT- You should have been tipped off sooner due to it being black and having a gold-lined pee hole.

[IdolEyes787]

:lol::lol::lol::glagpinch: Having a shit day, and REALLY needed that good laugh. :happy:



The joy of my success is tempered by the understanding that given enough darts even a blind man will occasionally hit the bullseye.

[NotLettingItGo]

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[mjmacky]

:lol::lol::lol::glagpinch: Having a shit day, and REALLY needed that good laugh. :happy:



The joy of my success is tempered by the understanding that given enough darts even a blind man will occasionally hit the bullseye.

Even sadder, is that before he managed to do that, he killed off all his witnesses. There's a proverb in there somewhere about giving a blind man steel tipped darts.

[IdolEyes787]

Even sadder, is that before he managed to do that, he killed off all his witnesses. There's a proverb in there somewhere about giving a blind man steel tipped darts.

What if he was in a forest?

[mjmacky]

Even sadder, is that before he managed to do that, he killed off all his witnesses. There's a proverb in there somewhere about giving a blind man steel tipped darts.

What if he was in a forest?

I imagine he'd be knocking down trees.

[IdolEyes787]

With or without a paddle?

[whatcdfan]

You talk to your penis? :bag:

Yes and the really disturbing part is that it talks back.

Must be difficult to understand what is it saying while it's inside your mouth :pinch:

[mjmacky]

With or without a paddle?

I'm not certain if he even made it that far up the creek yet.