Invisible Member

[manker]

Why?

I'm here and I want you all to know.

[NotLettingItGo]

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[manker]

Why not?

I'm not here for you, or indeed for anyone else. I'm here because I want to come here. I don't care whether you know I'm here, whether you read anything I say here or not, or what you think about what I say.

It's individualism, it's what the modern world is about. I can be me, go where I want, when I want. Behave however I see fit, and not give any kind of toss about the thoughts, feelings and opinions of anyone else.So why hide?

[NotLettingItGo]

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[IdolEyes787]

I am frankly a little let down as I thought you were going to use this thread to complain about your micropenis.

[NotLettingItGo]

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[manker]

Because where I am, is my business, not anyone elses.
Hmm, evasive.
Seems you're worried that someone else will see you reading a thread and if you don't reply instantly, will assume you're unable to reply because your prior stance was wrong.
And you couldn't have people thinking that.

Because you care, Dave.

[manker]

I am frankly a little let down as I thought you were going to use this thread to complain about your micropenis.
I did that in the pants thread via the medium of phoaties.

No one understood though and posted pics of their pants instead.
Which was nice.

[NotLettingItGo]

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[manker]

Hmm, evasive.
Seems you're worried that someone else will see you reading a thread and if you don't reply instantly, will assume you're unable to reply because your prior stance was wrong.
And you couldn't have people thinking that.

Because you care, Dave.

:lol:

If I don't reply it's because I'm not here manker.:smilie4:

[NotLettingItGo]

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[manker]

Because where I am, is my business, not anyone elses.
Hmm, evasive.
Seems you're worried that someone else will see you reading a thread and if you don't reply instantly, will assume you're unable to reply because your prior stance was wrong.
And you couldn't have people thinking that.

Because you care, Dave.Is that enough elucidation.

I mean, this is the second time I've posted it and I've now put it in bold.
Please do let me know if you require some form of Braille or phonics or perhaps sky-writing.

Never let it be said that manker from the internets isn't benevolent to the hard of thinking.

[Squeamous]

Why?

I'm here and I want you all to know.

Invisible member? Is that different to being a guest and not logging in? I sometimes would do the latter to look at the slow unravelling of the Spastyman's mind while I was trying to starve him of the oxygen of my observance. Obviously I wanted to be aware of any impending threat to my person before it happened, but also it was a bit like looking at someone's festering groinal boil on Embarrassing Bodies. Even though you know they're horribly fat and moist, and even while the camera pans to their mid-region, you still look, don't you?

[NotLettingItGo]

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[Something Else]

Why?

I'm here and I want you all to know.

Invisible member? Is that different to being a guest and not logging in? I sometimes would do the latter to look at the slow unravelling of the Spastyman's mind while I was trying to starve him of the oxygen of my observance. Obviously I wanted to be aware of any impending threat to my person before it happened, but also it was a bit like looking at someone's festering groinal boil on Embarrassing Bodies. Even though you know they're horribly fat and moist, and even while the camera pans to their mid-region, you still look, don't you?

There's a setting in profile options. Invisible mode, or something else.

[chalice]

Why?

I'm here and I want you all to know.

Human Torch mode, Stretchy Fella mode, and Big Orange Lump Of Unspecified Matter mode were unavailable, innit.

[chalice]

Great, now I'm thinking about Reed Richards having sex with The Invisible Woman. Consider the possibilities.

Great, now I'm thinking about The Thing having sex with The Human Torch.

Great, now I'm thinking about them all having a fantastic foursome. See what you've started, manker, with your extrovert ways? I hope you're happy.

[IdolEyes787]

Great, now I'm thinking about Reed Richards having sex with The Invisible Woman.



I would probably look something like this except for being actually sexy , making sense and not creeping me out.
NSFW
Or your brain.
Or libido.:sick:

Violation of (http://g.e-hentai.org/g/21326/9abaf49f80/)Rule 7 - Offensive Images
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Posting pictures or links to pictures which contain graphic images of a disturbing or offensive nature will also be deleted without notice. (http://g.e-hentai.org/g/21326/9abaf49f80/)




Btw I sincerely would like to know what sort of buffoon puts surgically augmented tits on a drawing?

[megabyteme]

Speaking of odd things having (apparently forgettable, according to Dave himself) secks with women who would rather vanish than do it again...was Squeams suffering from a 5-year head injury, or something else? Even if she was just using the schmuck, couldn't she have at least found one slightly interesting? :idunno:

[chalice]

Great, now I'm thinking about Reed Richards having sex with The Invisible Woman.



I would probably look something like this except for being actually sexy , making sense and not creeping me out.
NSFW
Or your brain.
Or libido.:sick:

Violation of (http://g.e-hentai.org/g/21326/9abaf49f80/)Rule 7 - Offensive Images
(http://g.e-hentai.org/g/21326/9abaf49f80/)

Posting pictures or links to pictures which contain graphic images of a disturbing or offensive nature will also be deleted without notice. (http://g.e-hentai.org/g/21326/9abaf49f80/)




Btw I sincerely would like to know what sort of buffoon puts surgically augmented tits on a drawing?

That's ridiculously unimaginative. The great thing about the medium of comics is that it requires no budget, and the writer is only limited by the capabilities of the artist. That could be anybody in a FF suit. In my imagination, Reed was acheiving acts of unlikely contortion and girth around something we can't see. Like Plasticman having it away with a poltergeist or something.

Porn comics suck balls. And not in a good way.

[Artemis]

I am frankly a little let down as I thought you were going to use this thread to complain about your micropenis.

Did you have too? We're going to hear nothing now except questions about where it is, and why no one ever told him he had one. Honestly he was better off not knowing he had one at all.

Still struggling with the great to/too conundrum are we?

[manker]

You need to make your mind up, either you knew me well enough to know I posed no threat to you, or you didn't.

The problems of being a pathological liar, eh?It was sarcasm, you great tit.
How is it that I can discern that, a mere interweb acquaintance, and you, after your five year emo fest with occasional shagging, could not.

[Squeamous]

Speaking of odd things having (apparently forgettable, according to Dave himself) secks with women who would rather vanish than do it again...was Squeams suffering from a 5-year head injury, or something else? Even if she was just using the schmuck, couldn't she have at least found one slightly interesting? :idunno:

I was young and impressionable :snooty:
Only joking, it was nice while it lasted.


It was sarcasm, you great tit.
How is it that I can discern that, a mere interweb acquaintance, and you, after your five year emo fest with occasional shagging, could not.

:idunno:

[manker]

Why?

I'm here and I want you all to know.

Invisible member? Is that different to being a guest and not logging in? I sometimes would do the latter to look at the slow unravelling of the Spastyman's mind while I was trying to starve him of the oxygen of my observance. Obviously I wanted to be aware of any impending threat to my person before it happened, but also it was a bit like looking at someone's festering groinal boil on Embarrassing Bodies. Even though you know they're horribly fat and moist, and even while the camera pans to their mid-region, you still look, don't you?There's a setting in profile options. Invisible mode, or something else.

But at least you're upfront about your internets stalking.
Some find it unpossible.

Also, I've never seen that embarrassing bodies thing but I saw the guy who used to run my chippy on the biggest loser.
I've talked to the chap about rugby and fishing and he was there all thro my formative years sometimes giving me free scrumps. And then I saw him, in his pants. On telly. His giant man bewbs swaying in the breeze.

Why did you do it, Geoff.
Why do people do it, Squeams :no:

[manker]

Why?

I'm here and I want you all to know.

Human Torch mode, Stretchy Fella mode, and Big Orange Lump Of Unspecified Matter mode were unavailable, innit.Took me ages to get that. I was all; why does everyone keep banging on about the fantastic four.

But yeah. At least now we know what Idol does in his spare time.

[IdolEyes787]

No I do it while on the clock.My spare time is too precious.:mellow:

[Biggles]

No I do it while on the clock.My spare time is too precious.:mellow:

Do you have an infeasibly large clock or are you just very agile?

[Artemis]

.... But yeah. At least now we know what Idol does in his spare time.


No I do it while on the clock.My spare time is too precious.:mellow:

:wank:

[manker]

No I do it while on the clock.My spare time is too precious.:mellow:You can't catch me that easily.
Movieworld tells me that hentai would be a more intellectually rewarding experience that your expenditure of at least some of those precious free hours.

[IdolEyes787]

No I do it while on the clock.My spare time is too precious.:mellow:You can't catch me that easily.
Movieworld tells me that hentai would be a more intellectually rewarding experience that your expenditure of at least some of those precious free hours.

Shameful truth is I happened upon that comic a few years ago while browsing the internet eagerly anticipating the sequel to the original Fantastic Four movie.Being accused of being a sexual deviant is actually less embarassing so let's go with that.

[manker]

You're a sexual deviant if you like hentai? I had no idea.
Me and Snee had better start being more clandestine about our onanism :pinch:

[Snee]

Don't get me involved.

I'm all about the german dungeon porn these days.

[Biggles]

Don't get me involved.

I'm all about the german dungeon porn these days.

Oh! the ones with bratwurst and suggestive chains?

[Snee]

And the robots, ofc.

[Snee]

And we mustn't forget the clowns. They are crucial.

[manker]

I just had a feeling Snee was here all invisible, like :schnauz:

[manker]

wth is a 'suggestive' chain.

[Biggles]

And we mustn't forget the clowns. They are crucial.

Well dungeons should be scary

[Snee]

Idk, but if ewe ascept to be bff I think you can see me, lyke.

[Biggles]

wth is a 'suggestive' chain.

It's an M&S thing

[manker]

wth is a 'suggestive' chain.

It's an M&S thing
:lol: someone's on form tonight.

[NotLettingItGo]

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[manker]

It was sarcasm, you great tit.
How is it that I can discern that, a mere interweb acquaintance, and you, after your five year emo fest with occasional shagging, could not.

No it wasn't, she meant it to read exactly as it does. She just has the memory capacity of a gnat, and can't remember the crap she has posted before.

It's not the first time she has lied to you on this board by contradicting something she said before, you're just to dumb to have notice the previous occurances. She is a woman after all, you know, soft, cuddly and equiped with tits. So she can behave like a complete and utter cunt, and make as many malicious statements as she wants. Safe in the knowledge that no matter what she says, you'll either make an excuse for her, or ignore the blatent lies she tells.It was definitely sarcasm. It was funny too, you remember what funny is, don't you, Dave.

And also, the irony fairy pays a sudden - and welcome - visit.
you're just to dumb to have notice :schnauz:

[mjmacky]

Hentai is the only easy manner to get away with watching underage children get sexy these days.

Also, I may have gotten an A in Anatomy and Physiology, but I'm having a difficult time discerning the path of his penis. It enters the rectum, travels through the large & small intestines, then stomach to esophagus... how the fuck is it coming out of her vagina? I'm sorry, but unless he was Mr. Razor Fantastic or Mr. Barbed Fantastic, I don't see how that is possible. What he should have done is had it go in rectum, out mouth, into vagina. The vagina is a cul de sac, am I wrong?

[manker]

Hentai is the only easy manner to get away with watching underage children get sexy these days.I actually guffaw'd.
Thank feck there's no one around to ask me what I was laughing at.

I also noticed the perplexing penile path.
It could be that your common or garden hentai fan wouldn't notice though.

[NotLettingItGo]

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[IdolEyes787]

You're a sexual deviant if you like hentai?


The only other possibility is that the Catholic Church may be deceiving people for it's own selfish ends and I don't know if I 'm ready to accept that one.

[manker]

It was definitely sarcasm. It was funny too, you remember what funny is, don't you, Dave.

And also, the irony fairy pays a sudden - and welcome - visit.
you're just to dumb to have notice :schnauz:


She was telling lies to take a dig at me, is the truth, and you've provided her with an excuse, and therefore opportunity to deny it.

And no, there is nothing funny which spews forth from her, trust me I know.There you go.
She did post a lie, she wasn't actually scared. She was being sarcastic.

I don't think she'll deny that. It's pretty obvious to all, except you, it seems. It's also funny to all but not you.

There is a pattern emerging.

[NotLettingItGo]

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[Biggles]

Hentai is the only easy manner to get away with watching underage children get sexy these days.I actually guffaw'd.
Thank feck there's no one around to ask me what I was laughing at.

I also noticed the perplexing penile path.
It could be that your common or garden hentai fan wouldn't notice though.

I thought Hentai was that slightly unusual Japanese stuff full of randy cephalopods

[manker]

You're a sexual deviant if you like hentai?


The only other possibility is that the Catholic Church may be deceiving people for it's own selfish ends and I don't know if I 'm ready to accept that one.In light of what Mary just wrote, I think you might be deceiving me about what the Catholic Church think about hentai :unsure:

[NotLettingItGo]

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[manker]

I actually guffaw'd.
Thank feck there's no one around to ask me what I was laughing at.

I also noticed the perplexing penile path.
It could be that your common or garden hentai fan wouldn't notice though.

I thought Hentai was that slightly unusual Japanese stuff full of randy cephalopods
Broadly, it's just drawings of weird stuff inside vaginas. I think.
Why did SnnY have to go to bed so early, this is his field.

[Artemis]

There is a pattern emerging.

Oooo don't tell me, I can get this.... it's that she can behave like a cunt and be excused for doing it by you all, but that you all don't like me behaving in exactly the same manner towards her.

I think you would fit right in with being gay Dave. For reasons that I'm not going into I have worked with alot of gays, and the overtly girlish ones love the whole 'I can't believe that bitch said that' drama. You would probably be considered quite normal, apart from the turning up to lounge casually on the balustrade bit, that is still stalker creepy no matter your sexual orientation.
This could be a whole new area for you to examine and your quirks would probably find immediate favor. :emo:

[NotLettingItGo]

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[Biggles]

I thought Hentai was that slightly unusual Japanese stuff full of randy cephalopods
Broadly, it's just drawings of weird stuff inside vaginas. I think.
Why did SnnY have to go to bed so early, this is his field.


It is prolly like 2 in the morning in Swedatenland or something. Actually time for my bed too

[NotLettingItGo]

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[manker]

Broadly, it's just drawings of weird stuff inside vaginas. I think.
Why did SnnY have to go to bed so early, this is his field.


It is prolly like 2 in the morning in Swedatenland or something. Actually time for my bed tool8rz, dewd.

[mjmacky]

I thought Hentai was that slightly unusual Japanese stuff full of randy cephalopods
Broadly, it's just drawings of weird stuff inside vaginas. I think.
Why did SnnY have to go to bed so early, this is his field.

I can cover this one, I'm also a resident expert.

I'll sum it up with 3 pictures, NSFW, and not safe for home either:

We'll keep it simple, here's some doggy style on a young girl by a perverted old man

NSFW101101

A personal favorite of mine, chicks that grow dicks to fuck other chicks

NSFW101102

And since I kept those pretty classy, let's get a little raunchy. Notice how "he" is making out with her

NSFW, seriously101103

[manker]

Hands free lesbianism :happy:
Noice.

And the horse put a cumdumpster under the cumdumpster so as to not ruin the carpet.
Equine lovers are so thoughtful.

[megabyteme]

I can cover this one, I'm also a resident expert.

A personal favorite of mine[snip]

The words, "A personal favorite of mine" from Macky is probably the scariest thing I've seen in the past decade of online experience... :fear:

[mjmacky]

I can cover this one, I'm also a resident expert.

A personal favorite of mine[snip]

The words, "A personal favorite of mine" from Macky is probably the scariest thing I've seen in the past decade of online experience... :fear:

It's the most fun. I know I've made a fixation on chicks with dicks, but the true origin of that was how hilarious I found it when all these hentai anime chicks were growing them. There was this spoof kind of hentai from a little ways back called Sailor & the 7 Ballz, where sailor moon's clitoris would grow into a huge throbbing red boner if I remember correctly. It was basically all these shounen characters showing up to an orgy.

Since then, there has been established a genre called futanari. One of the most hilarious videos were these 2 live Japanese girls who didn't have any frosting on their donuts, so they both pulled out their enormous fake dicks and fooled around until they could dump tons of cum all over the donuts. I may have butchered the story, but you should get the gist of it.

[Squeamous]

I don't dare ever visit Japan. I get the impression I'd be punching men in the face everywhere I went.

[Artemis]

I don't dare ever visit Japan. I get the impression I'd be punching men in the face everywhere I went.

Especially on the trains, frottage is quite the sport in the tightly cramped spaces of the commuter trains. Yet another fetish for you to contend with. :yikes:

[Squeamous]

I don't dare ever visit Japan. I get the impression I'd be punching men in the face everywhere I went.

Especially on the trains, frottage is quite the sport in the tightly cramped spaces of the commuter trains. Yet another fetish for you to contend with. :yikes:

Exactly. And if there's anything worse than a bit scary dude sexually harassing you it's a small, ineffectual weed :pinch:

[manker]

Me thinks the 'affable uncle' triumvirate that is Arty, Idol and mbm know more about the underwebs than first meets the eye.

Maybe even more than Mary :smilie4:

[IdolEyes787]

Me thinks the 'affable uncle' triumvirate that is Arty, Idol and mbm know more about the underwebs than first meets the eye.

Maybe even more than Mary :smilie4:

I'm a prude and a stupid one at that so so much for that theory.

[manker]

Me thinks the 'affable uncle' triumvirate that is Arty, Idol and mbm know more about the underwebs than first meets the eye.

Maybe even more than Mary :smilie4:

I'm a prude and a stupid one at that so so much for that theory.
Sir, you hide your erudition and sexual deviance under a particularly large bushell.
Chalice told me.

[Proper Bo]

101373
:unsure:

[manker]

Hoi! Stop posting personal phoaties of mbm :fist:

[Proper Bo]

It's a particularly large bushell:smilie4:

[IdolEyes787]

I'm a prude and a stupid one at that so so much for that theory.
Sir, you hide your erudition and sexual deviance under a particularly large bushell.
Chalice told me.
Never met the man.:idunno:
And what's a bushell?

[manker]

Yeah I got that :pinch:

And also, I put an extra l on bushel



... :dabs:

[Proper Bo]

Yeah I got that :pinch:

And also, I put an extra l on bushel



... :dabs:

iknorite

[IdolEyes787]

OK I thought you might have been on about binoculars or something.

[manker]

I'm being victimised and set upon.
It was international day yesterday, ffs.

I'm hung over with no balustrade in sight to lean upon.

[Squeamous]

Hello, I've just noticed Mouldy is a moderator now! What will he be moderating and why? I think we need a manifesto.

[manker]

Hello, I've just noticed Mouldy is a moderator now! What will he be moderating and why? I think we need a manifesto.
Shush you!
No one else knew of my alter ego :pinch:

but yeah, manifest away.

[Squeamous]

Hello, I've just noticed Mouldy is a moderator now! What will he be moderating and why? I think we need a manifesto.
Shush you!
No one else knew of my alter ego :pinch:

but yeah, manifest away.

From you you div. Why would I need a manifesto? I'm not a member of the pointy stick club.

[megabyteme]

Hoi! Stop posting personal phoaties of mbm :fist:

That's a particularly unflattering pic of me. Hold on while I get one that's newd. Those, I find, reveal my true essence. :yup:

[megabyteme]

I'm not a member of the pointy schtick club.

Corrected bekuz you are one of dem women types. And I've read (too much, TBH) that all womenz are evilz and stuff.

[Squeamous]

I'm not a member of the pointy schtick club.

Corrected bekuz you are one of dem women types. And I've read (too much, TBH) that all womenz are evilz and stuff.

Pfft, I wouldn't want to be a member of any club that would have me, anyway :smilie4:

[manker]

Shush you!
No one else knew of my alter ego :pinch:

but yeah, manifest away.

From you you div. Why would I need a manifesto? I'm not a member of the pointy stick club.Yeah but I'm far too busy now, with all the triangular sandwiches and important coffee. Will you do it.
I've got some irl secretaries and I treat them very well.

ifunowutimean :naughty:

[Burnsy]

Pfft, I wouldn't want to be a member of any club that would have me, anyway :smilie4:

Are you Groucho Marx in disguise? :lol:

[Squeamous]

yeah but i'm far too busy now, with all the triangular sandwiches and important coffee. Will you do it.
I've got some irl secretaries and i treat them very well.

Ifunowutimean :naughty:


Well it's my birthday coming up, so I'll expect a bunch of flowers and a new stapler. Here you go:

1) Get rid of stupid smilies like this :stuart::1eye::afro1: that no-one in the history of FST has used ever.
2) Delete threads that are neither interesting, entertaining, or of any practical use.
3) Stop new members posting new threads until they've got like, 50 posts or something else.
4) Stop new members from posting at all for 48 hours after they've joined.
5) Require new members to be verified before they can post.
6) Give Squeamous a special monitor's badge including a sign saying 'no running in the hallway'





pfft, i wouldn't want to be a member of any club that would have me, anyway :smilie4:

are you groucho marx in disguise? :lol:

:happy:

[manker]

Well it's my birthday coming up, so I'll expect a bunch of flowers and a new stapler. Here you go:

1) Get rid of stupid smilies like this :stuart::1eye::afro1: that no-one in the history of FST has used ever.
2) Delete threads that are neither interesting, entertaining, or of any practical use.
3) Stop new members posting new threads until they've got like, 50 posts or something else.
4) Stop new members from posting at all for 48 hours after they've joined.
5) Require new members to be verified before they can post.
6) Give Squeamous a special monitor's badge including a sign saying 'no running in the hallway'

mbm used that :stuart: smiley just yesterday, and Bo uses it all the time - but consider the others deleted.
I can't do #2 or the lounge would have about seven threads in total.

The other stuff is something for admin, I don't have those powarz, and altho' RealitY used to turn tricks for internet bewbs, tesco is completely incorruptible. He didn't even open the PM of my sister's tits :dabs:
I'll get Barbie right on to #6.
You deserve it for the straight bat you've applied with aplomb :smilie4:

[Squeamous]

mbm used that :stuart: smiley just yesterday, and Bo uses it all the time - but consider the others deleted.
I can't do #2 or the lounge would have about seven threads in total.

The other stuff is something for admin, I don't have those powarz, and altho' RealitY used to turn tricks for internet bewbs, tesco is completely incorruptible. He didn't even open the PM of my sister's tits :dabs:
I'll get Barbie right on to #6.
You deserve it for the straight bat you've applied with aplomb :smilie4:

I've done what with a plum? :unsure:

[Artemis]

Oi I use the 'fro smiley and have had occasion to use stuart as well so leave them alone or I'll drink a couple of litres of bleach and then come over and piss on your garden. :blink:

[Squeamous]

Those smileys are enough to tip a woman over the edge. Why would you do it Arty, why? Wouldn't you rather have enough personality not to need to? I can't even imagine the context you'd need for the cyclops one. Unless maybe you're having a conversation about your favourite monsters from Jason and the Argonauts. And what are you implying by insinuating that you're happily upside-down? And I'm pretty sure you're not a white man with a huge black man's afro. In fact, that smiley is inherently racist: it could at least have a black face you emoti-fascist :fist:

[manker]

You've done what with Stuart on occasion.
Ghey name, btw.

[manker]

And I'm pretty sure you're not a white man with a huge black man's afroSam^4 told me it was a jewfro, racist.

[Barbarossa]

I don't do requests anymore.

Well, only for money, and sexual favours of course :sly:

[Artemis]

You've done what with Stuart on occasion.
Ghey name, btw.

That's right context is important, especially with a grammar nazi with evil powerz, so to alleviate your concern I have used the stuart emoticon on occasion. I can in all conscience with my hand on my heart say that there has never been a need for me to in anyway punctuate any conversation with the 1eye (japseye?) emoticon, so Jason and the Argonauts can sod off back where they came from, also the peen aint black but I can drive a six inch spike into a board with it. :blink:

[manker]

Awesome!
You should audition for Britain's Got Talent.

[Artemis]

:whoosh:

So you didn't get the movie line then?

[manker]

Newp :unsure:

[Barbarossa]

I don't think it was from Jason and the Argonauts :unsure:

[manker]

Is it A Serbian Film :unsure:
I haven't seen that still, I'm waiting for Idol's review.

[Artemis]

Took fricken ages to find, watch the clip from the 2:00 minute mark, a favorite film of mine and one with so many great quotes:
"I was just thinking of the words of Socrates who said, I drank what?"


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q3ZGqjhblpo

[manker]

I have never heard of this movie. It looks older than me but I checked on imdb and it isn't.
I feel like I've failed you somehow but chavis will know it, he liked the 1980s.

[megabyteme]

I have never heard of this movie. It looks older than me but I checked on imdb and it isn't.
I feel like I've failed you somehow but chavis will know it, he liked the 1980s.

Like Art said, it's a good movie quotes film. I'm surprised you have missed it thus far, it was one of the roles that made Kilmer what he was before he became what he is now.

[Artemis]

One of the most awesome lines from this movie:


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SgNgAiGQ_IM

[Squeamous]

The only people who like the 80's are people who can't remember it.



And I'm pretty sure you're not a white man with a huge black man's afroSam^4 told me it was a jewfro, racist.

WTF is a Jewfro?
There's a program on TV tonight called 'prejudiced and proud' I'm going to drape myself in the St George Cross and watch it :happy:

[Barbarossa]

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=JewFro

[manker]

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=JewFroFor the people who couldn't separate the two syllables and reason it out.

Barbie; close friend and helping hand to the hard of thinking :wub:

[Barbarossa]

101543Here to serve the hard of thinking...

[Squeamous]

Fuck you bitches. I've got a degree you know :snooty:

[mjmacky]

Fuck you bitches. I've got a degree you know :snooty:

And I've got an old spice, perhaps we can get together and talk about our axillary aromas.

[megabyteme]

Fuck you bitches. I've got a degree you know :snooty:

One? That's so cute... :console:

[Squeamous]

Fuck you bitches. I've got a degree you know :snooty:

One? That's so cute... :console:


Yeah I thought I'd get educated and then get a job, with as much expediency as I could muster :happy:

[Squeamous]

Fuck you bitches. I've got a degree you know :snooty:

And I've got an old spice, perhaps we can get together and talk about our axillary aromas.

The fragrance? My dad wears that :sick:

[Quarterquack]

And I've got an old spice, perhaps we can get together and talk about our axillary aromas.

The fragrance? My dad wears that :sick:

You know, if you hate older guys that much ...

[mjmacky]

And I've got an old spice, perhaps we can get together and talk about our axillary aromas.

The fragrance? My dad wears that :sick:

It's the only deodorant I can stand. Lots of perfumes bother the fuck out of me, I use hypoallergenic soaps and laundry detergents on the premise of olfactory irritation alone.

[Quarterquack]

It's the only deodorant I can stand. Lots of perfumes bother the fuck out of me, I use hypoallergenic soaps and laundry detergents on the premise of olfactory irritation alone.

You were serious about Old Spice?

Every time I wear it I feel like I just came out of a paint factory. Adidas has much more tolerable odours. Also, I've given up on washing with anything but water. No odour is better than smelling like I just rolled out of the shower, so maybe there's something there about the kind of person I am that makes me hate Old Spice.

[manker]

You were serious about Old Spice?
ikr :lol:

[mjmacky]

You were serious about Old Spice?

Very serious

101656

[Squeamous]

It's the only deodorant I can stand. Lots of perfumes bother the fuck out of me, I use hypoallergenic soaps and laundry detergents on the premise of olfactory irritation alone.

I make a deodorant for my dad out of pine and rosemary essential oil diluted in a vodka base. It's very nice :)



You were serious about Old Spice?

Every time I wear it I feel like I just came out of a paint factory. Adidas has much more tolerable odours. Also, I've given up on washing with anything but water. No odour is better than smelling like I just rolled out of the shower, so maybe there's something there about the kind of person I am that makes me hate Old Spice.

EVERY manufactured fragrance smells better than 'I just splashed with water and didn't use any deodorant', I can assure you. I can also assure you that as people get older they smell more, and a good deodorant is the only socially acceptable course of action.

[mjmacky]

I've learned that Darth bathes like homeless people. If you need a place to live as well as shower (where there is a spot to keep some soap around), then you can rent the other room in Idol's place. He's currently looking to landlord over more people that he despises.

[Alien5]

Basenotes.net

[megabyteme]

Every time I wear it I feel like I just came out of a paint factory. Adidas has much more tolerable odours. Also, I've given up on washing with anything but water. No odour is better than smelling like I just rolled out of the shower, so maybe there's something there about the kind of person I am that makes me hate Old Spice.

You've just set personal hygiene back 150 years. That makes you the bored's second least desirable person to be within 5 feet of.

[Artemis]

The fragrance? My dad wears that :sick:

It's the only deodorant I can stand. Lots of perfumes bother the fuck out of me, I use hypoallergenic soaps and laundry detergents on the premise of olfactory irritation alone.


You're just a big grab-bag of compulsions there, aren't you? :blink:

[mjmacky]

It's the only deodorant I can stand. Lots of perfumes bother the fuck out of me, I use hypoallergenic soaps and laundry detergents on the premise of olfactory irritation alone.


You're just a big grab-bag of compulsions there, aren't you? :blink:

I'm the pickiest motherfucker on the planet, probably.