OK we get the message

[Squeamous]

You're not supposed to put batteries in the bin. So what the fuck are you supposed to do with them, shove them up your arse and hope they find their way to Narnia? :ermm:

[Biggles]

You're not supposed to put batteries in the bin. So what the fuck are you supposed to do with them, shove them up your arse and hope they find their way to Narnia? :ermm:

I give mine to my local Superdrug shop


They have asked me to stop but I pretend to be deaf

[manker]

:glag: ^

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Why can't you put them in the bin.
Do they explode :unsure:

[Biggles]

:glag: ^

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Why can't you put them in the bin.
Do they explode :unsure:

I do know that I put several in my pocket to deliver to the pretty girl in Superdrug (the one with the confused expression) and when I put my hand in my pocket to get them out a couple of them were so damned hot that I burned my hand. Batteries of different flavours jiggling together do strange things....apparently.

I'm sure there is a dirty joke in there somewhere :unsure:

[manker]

:glag: ^

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Why can't you put them in the bin.
Do they explode :unsure:

I do know that I put several in my pocket to deliver to the pretty girl in Superdrug (the one with the confused expression) and when I put my hand in my pocket to get them out a couple of them were so damned hot that I burned my hand. Batteries of different flavours jiggling together do strange things....apparently.

I'm sure there is a dirty joke in there somewhere :unsure:I tried, and failed, to make one.
There's an unfeasibly high innuendo count in there but I just can't seem to crack one off.

[Biggles]

I do know that I put several in my pocket to deliver to the pretty girl in Superdrug (the one with the confused expression) and when I put my hand in my pocket to get them out a couple of them were so damned hot that I burned my hand. Batteries of different flavours jiggling together do strange things....apparently.

I'm sure there is a dirty joke in there somewhere :unsure:I tried, and failed, to make one.
There's an unfeasibly high innuendo count in there but I just can't seem to crack one off.

I'm sure Benny Hill could have managed

[mjmacky]

Why can't you put them in the bin.
Do they explode :unsure:

Because the electrolyte solution is caustic in most batteries, hazardous waste disposal methods apply. It's typically potassium hydroxide (KOH) or sulfuric acid (H2SO4) depending on the battery.

[IdolEyes787]

Why can't you put them in the bin.
Do they explode :unsure:

Because the electrolyte solution is caustic in most batteries, hazardous waste disposal methods apply. It's typically potassium hydroxide (KOH) or sulfuric acid (H2SO4) depending on the battery.It's because they are afraid of what rats might do if they ever get their hands paws on the technology. .......

[manker]

Why can't you put them in the bin.
Do they explode :unsure:

Because the electrolyte solution is caustic in most batteries, hazardous waste disposal methods apply. It's typically potassium hydroxide (KOH) or sulfuric acid (H2SO4) depending on the battery.So each battery disposed of in a bin might dissolve some organic matter deep within a landfill site.
This sounds srs.

[IdolEyes787]

The fear is that it could infiltrate the water table.

[mjmacky]

The fear is that it could infiltrate the water table.

I had a water table once, everything I tried to put on it fell right through, it was completely useless.

[manker]

I hadn't heard of this and batteries have been disposed of in regular bin type bins for millennia.
Either the horse has bolted already or is the stay at home type and no mind need be paid.

[manker]

The fear is that it could infiltrate the water table.

I had a water table once, everything I tried to put on it fell right through, it was completely useless.
You should see the mess my periodic table made.

[Artemis]

:glag::glag::glag:

[mjmacky]

I had a water table once, everything I tried to put on it fell right through, it was completely useless.
You should see the mess my periodic table made.

That's what you get for getting involved with a heavy metal chick.

[manker]

The last few I've co-habited with have been more your Argon, Xenon and Neon type :dabs:

[Squeamous]

The last few I've co-habited with have been more your Argon, Xenon and Neon type :dabs:

You'd think you would have found one you like by now wouldn't you? :unsure:

I didn't know that about batteries. I just assumed they wouldn't rot or something else. All electrical items you buy these days have a wheelie bin with a cross through it on a leaflet enclosed within the box. It's very annoying. I mean, obviously I still throw them in the bin, but I don't like being made to feel guilty about it.

[manker]

Yeah I've lived with four up 'til now.
This current one is decent enough but fuck me, women are so messy. I thought they were all like my mam.

Can you imagine my surprise to discover the extent of their collective slovenly ways.

Blokes are far worse but I just thought that women would be, you know, tidier :ermm:

[Squeamous]

Yeah I've lived with four up 'til now.
This current one is decent enough but fuck me, women are so messy. I thought they were all like my mam.

Can you imagine my surprise to discover the extent of their collective slovenly ways.

Blokes are far worse but I just thought that women would be, you know, tidier :ermm:

Buy her a salon voucher for her birthday ffs. Coming on here and announcing your missus has a council community garden between her legs strikes me as slightly ungallant.

[manker]

Yeah I've lived with four up 'til now.
This current one is decent enough but fuck me, women are so messy. I thought they were all like my mam.

Can you imagine my surprise to discover the extent of their collective slovenly ways.

Blokes are far worse but I just thought that women would be, you know, tidier :ermm:
Buy her a salon voucher for her birthday ffs. Coming on here and announcing your missus has a council community garden between her legs strikes me as slightly ungallant.Therefore implying that I'm somehow aware than my mam has a perfectly tended shaven haven.
You're a scamp and a rogue and I'll have no truck with your cleverly constructed tomfoolery :snooty:

[Squeamous]

Buy her a salon voucher for her birthday ffs. Coming on here and announcing your missus has a council community garden between her legs strikes me as slightly ungallant.Therefore implying that I'm somehow aware than my mam has a perfectly tended shaven haven.
You're a scamp and a rogue and I'll have no truck with your cleverly constructed tomfoolery :snooty:

:smilie4:

[mjmacky]

Therefore implying that I'm somehow aware than my mam has a perfectly tended shaven haven.

I can vouch for that, though this will be the last freebie I offer.

[Barbarossa]

I too am a recent convert to the don't-put-your-batteries-in-the-bin brigade.

I save them up in a box and squeeze them into the always-full battery recycling bucket at our local sainsbury's.

I'm doing my little bit for the Chinese so they inherit a non-fucked environment when they take over the planet in the years to come. Oh yes.

We recycle our plastic bags too. Also our glass, (even though it's perhaps the most abundantly readily-accessible material in the world....)

[Squeamous]

I have never seen an appropriate place to discard batteries in public, this is why I'm puzzled. But maybe that's because I don't shop in posh supermarkets :smilie4:

[manker]

I have never seen an appropriate place to discard batteries in public, this is why I'm puzzled. But maybe that's because I don't shop in posh supermarkets :smilie4:Lidls; for when you're too pikey for Asda.