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[chalice]

Yes sir :unsure:
I'm not sure what a NACA board is, are you insinuating that Les is Dave and stop cheating on me!1Nooo, we posted on about 3 news and current affairs messageboards in succession (as each went tits-up and a new one started). Now I just shove my brain into a pillow filled with goose down and beat it with a lump hammer on a daily basis (no offence).


Have a squint at it from my perspective. There was me, minding my own, harshing mongoloids left and right. It was a dirty job but somebody had to enjoy it. Next thing I know I get a pm out of the ether thanking me for moving Dave's 'amateur porn' thread and saying that he was an ex of yours. You said you believed I was a mod. If Dave wasn't such an obvious spastic I would've ignored it and gone back to business.For the record, that's how I found out about Dave. By pure accident, I'd like to imagine.One wonders how you ever got along with Dave. Didn't you see the signs with the manicgeek persona already? This seems to have persisted up until Feb of last year. Then Dave became a deviant. At which point did you decide that Dave was a deviant, and why?I would see it from your perspective if I could but I still don't really know what you just accused me of. Why did I owe anybody a complete potted history of my forumular vitae?I thanked you because I was grateful.And I'm not going to talk about personal issues surrounding the breakdown of my friendship with RoA. Suffice it to say I had a breaking point and that point was reached.

I'm not accusing you of anything. I'm just taking in a wider picture, innit.

[NotLettingItGo]

So what she say?


There's a whole story behind my relationship with my wife, one Squeamous I'm sure has spewed her version of to various people. The truth is we both recognise that what we have isn't a marriage in anything other than name, and that it will only remain so until our children are grown up.

[Squeamous]

Come clean then, Dave. Pointless saying that though, cos I know you'd never have the balls for it.

I guarantee I'm a mad woman he had a fling with who is stalking him all over the internet and won't leave him alone.

And regardless of the timings, I joined this board on a friend's suggestion and brought another along with me. And I stayed long after that friend left. So fuck the fuck off.

[chalice]

So what she say?


There's a whole story behind my relationship with my wife, one Squeamous I'm sure has spewed her version of to various people. The truth is we both recognise that what we have isn't a marriage in anything other than name, and that it will only remain so until our children are grown up.

How many kids has Squeams got?

[manker]

The original chavis accusation that I was stalking a female member of this board came because of his 'source' he posted that manker.

How many of you have repeated that accusation over the last several months? That's instigation.

Up until then I was busy only taking digs at chavis, because of my recent conversion to being a cunt.

I knew it had come from her, I just fucking well knew it. Best of all she did it with another lie about me threatening her with uploading porn, when she knew I had deleted it years before.You said the 'interest' was 'instigated'.
I said that was wrong, which, as I demonstrated with words, was the correct stance to take.

As to her knowing you deleted the porn, that would require her being present while you deleted it and having been at your side during the interceding period between its creation and 'deletion' to be absolutely sure that no copies were made.

Quite often people can mislead other people with words. I imagine your assurance to its deletion might have been met with no little incredulity.

[chalice]

Come clean then, Dave. Pointless saying that though, cos I know you'd never have the balls for it.

I guarantee I'm a mad woman he had a fling with who is stalking him all over the internet and won't leave him alone.

And regardless of the timings, I joined this board on a friend's suggestion and brought another along with me. And I stayed long after that friend left. So fuck the fuck off.

:lol:

No you didn't.

[Squeamous]

None taken. I'm just glad neither you or Les have aids.

We've always used prophylactics. In fact, in the more left wing threads we've used 2. Can't trust them hippies.

[NotLettingItGo]

How many kids has Squeams got?

Ask her, it's not my place to answer that.

[Squeamous]

:lol:

No you didn't.

Don't you start with me sunshine. That's all you're getting.

[chalice]

How many kids has Squeams got?

Ask her, it's not my place to answer that.

I can tell by looking at her. That'll be a none, Dave.

[chalice]

:lol:

No you didn't.

Don't you start with me sunshine. That's all you're getting.

Squeams, I think you'll find I'll start with you whenever the fuck I feel like it. Don't ever fucking doubt it.

[manker]

None taken. I'm just glad neither you or Les have aids.

We've always used prophylactics. In fact, in the more left wing threads we've used 2. Can't trust them hippies.

Fuck's sake. Now you're telling me Les isn't a hippy so that means that a wiccan isn't a hippy.
I'm seeing Les thro' new eyes.

[NotLettingItGo]

Quite often people can mislead other people with words. I imagine your assurance to its deletion might have been met with no little incredulity.

Liars do mislead people, she knows I don't tell lies though. So no she didn't meet my assurance with any degree of incredulity. Of course I know better now, I know that none of her reactions to me were real, they were just an act designed to get me to piss away vast amounts of my time, so she could feel good about herself. So maybe she didn't believe me really... given that the interactions between us were staged, I can't say I can answer with any sense of certainty. You'll need to address your questions about whether she believed me or not to her.

[Squeamous]

Squeams, I think you'll find I'll start with you whenever the fuck I feel like it. Don't ever fucking doubt it.

Of course you will. You're a big scary internet man and I wouldn't dream of taking that away from you :kiss:




Fuck's sake. Now you're telling me Les isn't a hippy so that means that a wiccan isn't a hippy.
I'm seeing Les thro' new eyes.

No, he is, I'm not though. I mean I like to dabble, but I wouldn't put my cock in there without bagging it first.

[manker]

Quite often people can mislead other people with words. I imagine your assurance to its deletion might have been met with no little incredulity.

Liars do mislead people, she knows I don't tell lies though. So no she didn't meet my assurance with any degree of incredulity. Of course I know better now, I know that none of her reactions to me were real, they were just an act designed to get me to piss away vast amounts of my time, so she could feel good about herself. So maybe she didn't believe me really... given that the interactions between us were staged, I can't say I can answer with any sense of certainty. You'll need to address your questions about whether she believed me or not to her.
It wasn't a question, more an presentation of what I consider a likely scenario.

Anyway, I can't go about questioning you people. I'll just read the words on the screen and make my own mind up.

[chalice]

Of course you will. You're a big scary internet man and I wouldn't dream of taking that away from you :kiss:

I'm only as scary as a damsel in distress can make me, Squeams.

[Squeamous]

I'm only as scary as a damsel in distress can make me, Squeams.

:lol:
To you all of FST is a stage and the men and woman in it merely players.

[NotLettingItGo]

Anyway, I can't go about questioning you people.

Now you're just taking the piss, you questioned me for months.

[manker]

Of course you will. You're a big scary internet man and I wouldn't dream of taking that away from you :kiss:




Fuck's sake. Now you're telling me Les isn't a hippy so that means that a wiccan isn't a hippy.
I'm seeing Les thro' new eyes.

No, he is, I'm not though. I mean I like to dabble, but I wouldn't put my cock in there without bagging it first.That's entirely sensible.
I hide my own raging leftism boner under a gigantic and tangled accountancy bushel. No-one evar suspects :sly:




That's the second time I've used the word 'bushel' on the internets and the first time I've spelled it correctly.

[NotLettingItGo]

I can tell by looking at her. That'll be a none, Dave.

I shall refrain from the obvious comments, what's your point?

[manker]

Anyway, I can't go about questioning you people.

Now you're just taking the pissI challenge you to give me an instance in which I have not been :happy:

[chalice]

I'm only as scary as a damsel in distress can make me, Squeams.

:lol:
To you all of FST is a stage and the men and woman in it merely players.

Well, yes. This is true. We didn't have real life before. That's where the game changed.

[NotLettingItGo]

I challenge you to give me an instance in which I have not been :happy:

Fair point, well presented :happy:

[Squeamous]

That's entirely sensible.
I hide my own raging leftism boner under a gigantic and tangled accountancy bushel. No-one evar suspects :sly:

That's the second time I've used the word 'bushel' on the internets and the first time I've spelled it correctly.

Hmmm, sounds like a case of politics clap. Your underlying leftism could go undetected for years, but that doesn't mean it isn't there and ready to make your knob fall off at a moment's notice.

[manker]

That's entirely sensible.
I hide my own raging leftism boner under a gigantic and tangled accountancy bushel. No-one evar suspects :sly:

That's the second time I've used the word 'bushel' on the internets and the first time I've spelled it correctly.

Hmmm, sounds like a case of politics clap. Your underlying leftism could go undetected for years, but that doesn't mean it isn't there and ready to make your knob fall off at a moment's notice.
That's true, and it's gone unabated for too long.
Actually, after this raucous roller-coaster revelation ride regarding Les that you've just taken me on, I might indulge in a spot of onanism to check its durability.

[Squeamous]

Well, yes. This is true. We didn't have real life before. That's where the game changed.

Tbh I've never quite believed it was much about me. I think you find him, his behaviour and what he stands for abhorrent, but I'm just one of the chess pieces to you. And that's fine because I'm a big girl and I can look after myself.

[Squeamous]

That's true, and it's gone unabated for too long.
Actually, after this raucous roller-coaster revelation ride regarding Les that you've just taken me on, I might indulge in a spot of onanism to check its durability.

I prescribe 50cc of Melanie Phillips
102433

[NotLettingItGo]

what he stands for abhorrent

And what pray tell is that?

A mistrust of women?

Don't worry, I understand why you wont answer me directly.

There's no need to tell me "its not because" you "don't care" again, because you've made it crystal clear you never did already.

[chalice]

Well, yes. This is true. We didn't have real life before. That's where the game changed.

Tbh I've never quite believed it was much about me. I think you find him, his behaviour and what he stands for abhorrent, but I'm just one of the chess pieces to you. And that's fine because I'm a big girl and I can look after myself.

That's fair enough, Dave is a spastic. I think we can all agree on that point. Five years though? From what I've read that fellow was a spark idiot from post one.

As regards chess pieces, I wouldn't be so crass, unless I was being ironic.

[NotLettingItGo]

So chavis, when am I going to get an apology for the false accusations and real life stalking?

Oh! And you do realise you drastically changed the game again tonight, don't you? With the revelations about who instigated all the shit you and your mates have thrown at me for months.

[manker]

That's true, and it's gone unabated for too long.
Actually, after this raucous roller-coaster revelation ride regarding Les that you've just taken me on, I might indulge in a spot of onanism to check its durability.

I prescribe 50cc of Melanie Phillips
102433
Yeah cus I wasn't angling for an MMS of your bewbs or anything :mellow:

[chalice]

Dave, I post what I like. I likes to mix it up.

Above all I value the truth.

[manker]

So chavis, when am I going to get an apology for the false accusations and real life stalking?

Oh! And you do realise you drastically changed the game again tonight, don't you? With the revelations about who instigated all the shit you and your mates have thrown at me for months.:rolleyes:
Perpetuated, Dave. Not instigated.
And everyone perpetuated it, you specifically and everyone else, individually, to a lesser extent.

Also, I don't think anything has changed.
I'm still of the opinion that you came back here for her. I still think the balustrade incident was intimidatory stalking and I still think you're a bit of a spastic.

However, I'm just not all that arsed about it.

[NotLettingItGo]

@chavis

You had it repeatedly, it didn't make any difference.

Sorry mate, but tonights little revelations changed the game drastically for me. I just fucking knew it all stemmed from her, and I'm willing to bet money the bitch was the instigator of at least some of the shit her friends gave me on that other board. The facebook hatepage, the deliberate nasty malicious lies... the verbal abuse...

[NotLettingItGo]

However, I'm just not all that arsed about it.

Whereas I'm very, very arsed about it now manker.

[chalice]

You had it repeatedly, it didn't make any difference.

Sorry mate, but tonights little revelations changed the game drastically for me. I just fucking knew it all stemmed from her, and I'm willing to bet money the bitch was the instigator of at least some of the shit her friends gave me on that other board. The facebook hatepage, the deliberate nasty malicious lies... the verbal abuse...

None of that's got anything to do with me. I don't even know what the fuck you're on about. I'd appreciate linkage to your facebook hate page. That would prolly be funny.

Never forget, Dave. You're the sad case here. You're the pathetic liar who couldn't let it go. No matter what transpires, you're the sorry internets case who we'll all look back and laugh at. Not Squeams.

[Alien5]

Who put what in a wookie?

[NotLettingItGo]

Your original accusation against me came after her PM to you, after that porn uploading thread was moved.

You claimed a 'source' had brought about that accusation, and today you admitted that source was her.

You and your scum friends have verbally abused me for months.

She used me and lied to me for years.

Trying to pin the vitiol and bile that has been spewed all across this board as a result of her instigation of your false stalker accusation onto me, is a gigantic waste of time. The timeline is clear, who is responsible is clear.

[manker]

However, I'm just not all that arsed about it.

Whereas I'm very, very arsed about it now manker.
Ah, I forgot to put 'any more' on the end of that.
At the time, I was like 'zomfg' but then Squeams told me she wasn't arsed about any perceived threat and kinda said 'don't be a dick' when I said about calling the police on the board.
She knows you and the situation better than me.

But, Dave, don't fool yourself that how you are perceived on this, and other, boards is due to some malevolent plan concocted to ensure your destruction.
It's mainly due to you being a bit of a tit most of the time.

srs

[NotLettingItGo]

She knows you and the situation better than me.


So how do you think she thinks I'll be taking the revelations of today? Given the very profound impact she has had upon my real life.

[Squeamous]

That's fair enough, Dave is a spastic. I think we can all agree on that point. Five years though? From what I've read that fellow was a spark idiot from post one.

As regards chess pieces, I wouldn't be so crass, unless I was being ironic.

Oh you've been much more crass than that :)

I have an ISTJ personality type. As soon as I found that out a lot of things started to make sense. In case you're genuinely interested:

They have a strongly-felt internal sense of duty, which lends them a serious air and the motivation to follow through on tasks.
ISTJs are very loyal, faithful, and dependable.
Because the ISTJ has such a strong sense of duty, they may have a difficult time saying "no" when they are given more work than they can reasonably handle


And ultimately:


The ISTJ will work for long periods of time and put tremendous amounts of energy into doing any task which they see as important to fulfilling a goal. However, they will resist putting energy into things which don't make sense to them, or for which they can't see a practical application.

[chalice]

Your original accusation against me came after her PM to you, after that porn uploading thread was moved.

You claimed a 'source' had brought about that accusation, and today you admitted that source was her.

You and your scum friends have verbally abused me for months.

She used me and lied to me for years.

Trying to pin the vitiol and bile that has been spewed all across this board as a reasult of her instigation of your false stalker accusation onto me, is a gigantic waste of time.

I admitted that she mistakenly sent me a pm, under the misapprehension that I was a mod. If you read back, I believe this, because I told you I'd moved your thread whilst ripping the pish. This is why I believe her. I've spoken to her privately since, but never once did she disclose a single word about you. Derive from that what you will. Personally I couldn't give two fucks.

As far as I'm concerned, you exist on this forum for me to scratch my claws against. Sharpening my nails for something bigger and better. Which, let's face it, won't be hard.

[NotLettingItGo]

Your the one who flidded out, after she made you look like a complete and utter fuckwit for months with her lies.

Oh and I give a lot more than two fucks chavis.

[chalice]

That's fair enough, Dave is a spastic. I think we can all agree on that point. Five years though? From what I've read that fellow was a spark idiot from post one.

As regards chess pieces, I wouldn't be so crass, unless I was being ironic.

Oh you've been much more crass than that :)

I have an ISTJ personality type. As soon as I found that out a lot of things started to make sense. In case you're genuinely interested:

They have a strongly-felt internal sense of duty, which lends them a serious air and the motivation to follow through on tasks.
ISTJs are very loyal, faithful, and dependable.
Because the ISTJ has such a strong sense of duty, they may have a difficult time saying "no" when they are given more work than they can reasonably handle


And ultimately:


The ISTJ will work for long periods of time and put tremendous amounts of energy into doing any task which they see as important to fulfilling a goal. However, they will resist putting energy into things which don't make sense to them, or for which they can't see a practical application.




Right so, can you just break that down for me there. I'm a bit thick, it seems, and can only employ stuff wot resides in my brains.

[manker]

She knows you and the situation better than me.


So how do you think she thinks I'll be taking the revelations of today? Given the very profound impact she has had upon my real life.Tears, prolly. idfk.

[Squeamous]

Ah, I forgot to put 'any more' on the end of that.
At the time, I was like 'zomfg' but then Squeams told me she wasn't arsed about any perceived threat and kinda said 'don't be a dick' when I said about calling the police on the board.


I didn't mean to be unkind. I appreciated your concern. I just couldn't imagine having someone else mop up my mess. I'll be honest, I find RoA's constant bitch-like whining about how he's going to tell the police, his mum, the lady in the newspaper shop down the road, the bored woman at the bar in a Holiday Inn just off junction 3 of a desolate motorway, the lonely overweight housewives he's befriended up and down the country in his capacity as a roving fuckwit, and his kids while they're asleep as he gently strokes their hair and his silent, impotent, rage-filled tears hit their pillows; well.......weak, repulsive and completely lacking in any backbone, shame, dignity or self awareness. The whole thing makes me want to crawl into my own skin with embarrassment. That degree of emotional outpouring is completely against everything I stand for and admire, and makes me ashamed. I want to turn my back on it and never look at it again.

However I will if I need to, if I'm pushed too far, and that will be in the dock of a police court mark my fucking words.

[chalice]

Ah, I forgot to put 'any more' on the end of that.
At the time, I was like 'zomfg' but then Squeams told me she wasn't arsed about any perceived threat and kinda said 'don't be a dick' when I said about calling the police on the board.


I didn't mean to be unkind. I appreciated your concern. I just couldn't imagine having someone else mop up my mess. I'll be honest, I find RoA's constant bitch-like whining about how he's going to tell the police, his mum, the lady in the newspaper shop down the road, the bored woman at the bar in a Holiday Inn just off junction 3 of a desolate motorway, the lonely overweight housewives he's befriended up and down the country in his capacity as a roving fuckwit, and his kids while they're asleep as he gently strokes their hair and his silent, impotent, rage-filled tears hit their pillows; well.......weak, repulsive and completely lacking in any backbone, shame, dignity or self awareness. The whole thing makes me want to crawl into my own skin with embarrassment. That degree of emotional outpouring is completely against everything I stand for and admire, and makes me ashamed. I want to turn my back on it and never look at it again.

However I will if I need to, if I'm pushed too far, and that will be in the dock of a police court mark my fucking words.

Quality.

[NotLettingItGo]

So manker, your female friend can post bile filled posts like that one at me, but I'm not allowed to post a perfectly reasonable post stating how I suspect she is feeling.

How does that work?

[chalice]

So manker, your female friend can post bile filled posts like that one at me, but I'm not allowed to post a perfectly reasonable post stating how I suspect she is feeling.

How does that work?

Because she's clearly telling the truth and you're clearly a pathetic liar, Dave.

[NotLettingItGo]

Yes chavis, and that is your derived opinion from the lies she fed you.

[Squeamous]

Oh you've been much more crass than that :)

I have an ISTJ personality type. As soon as I found that out a lot of things started to make sense. In case you're genuinely interested:

They have a strongly-felt internal sense of duty, which lends them a serious air and the motivation to follow through on tasks.
ISTJs are very loyal, faithful, and dependable.
Because the ISTJ has such a strong sense of duty, they may have a difficult time saying "no" when they are given more work than they can reasonably handle

And ultimately:

The ISTJ will work for long periods of time and put tremendous amounts of energy into doing any task which they see as important to fulfilling a goal. However, they will resist putting energy into things which don't make sense to them, or for which they can't see a practical application.



Right so, can you just break that down for me there. I'm a bit thick, it seems, and can only employ stuff wot resides in my brains.

In other words: loyalty, determination and a strong sense of duty kept me there. Realising it was all pointless made me leave it.

[manker]

Ah, I forgot to put 'any more' on the end of that.
At the time, I was like 'zomfg' but then Squeams told me she wasn't arsed about any perceived threat and kinda said 'don't be a dick' when I said about calling the police on the board.


I didn't mean to be unkind. I appreciated your concern. I just couldn't imagine having someone else mop up my mess.
It wasn't unkind and I understand that completely.

I'm not some impotent rage filled pillow biter, you know :snooty:

[manker]

So manker, your female friend can post bile filled posts like that one at me, but I'm not allowed to post a perfectly reasonable post stating how I suspect she is feeling.

How does that work?I told you in the PM.

[NotLettingItGo]

I considered it to be intimidatory.

I don't think she seen it as her 'last active time' was before you posted, so it's all good.
Please don't post it, or anything like it, again.

Cheers.

There's absolutely nothing intimitadory about me stating what I bet she is feeling.I disagree - and that's really all that matters.

Your bias in this matter has been made crystal clear.

Since you've no intention of allowing me to speak perfectly reasonable words about how I suspect she is feeling, whilst you allow your friend to spew bile and vitriol at me oin your board, I am left with no option but to take your friend at her word. She stated that what happens on the internet stays on the internet, presumably she also holds that what happens in real life stays in real life. So it will be.

You decided this by taking sides, with your lying bile filled friend.

[manker]

Back on moderation you go :no:

[chalice]

Yes chavis, and that is your derived opinion from the lies she fed you.

Nope, that's what I choose to believe based upon what I've read. Any initial doubts I had were clean swept away by the absolute muppetry you've posted hitherto.

You're a complete spazmoid, Dave. I now know that that's completely beyond your control.

[manker]

I think I might have done it wrong.
Didn't he have 'moderation' and not 'disabled' last time :unsure:

[Squeamous]

It wasn't unkind and I understand that completely.

I'm not some impotent rage filled pillow biter, you know :snooty:

Are you outwardly dead inside? :wub:

[chalice]

I think I might have done it wrong.
Didn't he have 'moderation' and not 'disabled' last time :unsure:

Fuck sake, just ban the cunt.

[Squeamous]

I think I might have done it wrong.
Didn't he have 'moderation' and not 'disabled' last time :unsure:

Aye :unsure:

[manker]

It wasn't unkind and I understand that completely.

I'm not some impotent rage filled pillow biter, you know :snooty:

Are you outwardly dead inside? :wub:Um. I was trying to summarise the rest of your post into a sentence fragment, so no.
However, if this is a role-play thing again, then yes. Yes I am.

[Snee]

So very unfair.

lulz.

[manker]

I think I might have done it wrong.
Didn't he have 'moderation' and not 'disabled' last time :unsure:

Fuck sake, just ban the cunt.What's the hurry.
You and I have the rest of eternity together <3

[chalice]

Fuck sake, just ban the cunt.What's the hurry.
You and I have the rest of eternity together <3

I'll promise you an eternal blowjob from a Jap with an eternal tongue with an eternal pivot.

Just get rid of Dave. There is nothing keeping him here. I know lounge rules, I uninvented them, but Jesus, mate.

[megabyteme]

I think I might have done it wrong.
Didn't he have 'moderation' and not 'disabled' last time :unsure:

Fuck sake, just ban the cunt.

Plus won.

[mjmacky]

And ultimately:


The ISTJ will work for long periods of time and put tremendous amounts of energy into doing any task which they see as important to fulfilling a goal. However, they will resist putting energy into things which don't make sense to them, or for which they can't see a practical application.



Now I know how to explain some of my bouts of nonproductivity.

[mjmacky]

I've been steadily humanising Mary for almost six months now, I literally taught him the meaning of empathy ffs, so I point blank refuse to believe he'd regress to the point of denouncing anyone who lives north of the equator in this way.

The literal meaning, yes you did correct the err in my treatment of the word; however, your mission to humanize me fails to provide optimistic feedback, and to that I say there are often lengths of time when your perseverance will be tested. Alternatively, you must also assess the worth of the endeavor, radical Protestants often remind each other that the Devil knows the Bible inside and out.

[manker]

I've been steadily humanising Mary for almost six months now, I literally taught him the meaning of empathy ffs, so I point blank refuse to believe he'd regress to the point of denouncing anyone who lives north of the equator in this way.

The literal meaning, yes you did correct the err in my treatment of the word; however, your mission to humanize me fails to provide optimistic feedback, and to that I say there are often lengths of time when your perseverance will be tested. Alternatively, you must also assess the worth of the endeavor, radical Protestants often remind each other that the Devil knows the Bible inside and out.
Are you saying that you need me inside you.

Sir, I colour at the thought.

[mjmacky]

The literal meaning, yes you did correct the err in my treatment of the word; however, your mission to humanize me fails to provide optimistic feedback, and to that I say there are often lengths of time when your perseverance will be tested. Alternatively, you must also assess the worth of the endeavor, radical Protestants often remind each other that the Devil knows the Bible inside and out.
Are you saying that you need me inside you.

Sir, I colour at the thought.

I'm pretty sure I said length, which carries an implication of length.

[manker]

Are you saying that you need me inside you.

Sir, I colour at the thought.

I'm pretty sure I said length, which carries an implication of length.Yes, but then you wrote the metaphorical juxtaposition where, in line with your diagnosed NPD, you depicted me as the devil trying to corrupt you, holy canon.

The part where you decreed I had to literally infiltrate your being rendered all that came before it rather and particularly moot in my own delicate mind.

[mjmacky]

Yes, but then you wrote the metaphorical juxtaposition where, in line with your diagnosed NPD, you depicted me as the devil trying to corrupt you, holy canon.

You egomaniacal twit, I was calling myself the devil.

[mjmacky]

I'm sorry, I may have overreacted a little. Please forgive me, but I'm a little overprotective of my metaphors.

[manker]

Yes, but then you wrote the metaphorical juxtaposition where, in line with your diagnosed NPD, you depicted me as the devil trying to corrupt you, holy canon.

You egomaniacal twit, I was calling myself the devil.
Oh, fuck. You want to be inside me.

That's a different story entirely. I was considering the other scenario on the basis of it helping with your gradual ascent to social parity with your peers - but I can't possibly countenance being a repository for your demon seed.

No, if you're overprotective of your metaphors; I'm a wounded tigress defending her brood from a nefarious jackal when it comes to my holiest of holes.

[megabyteme]

I'm just going to c&p this for next time Squeams demons I flirt with her. Good stuff. :popcorn:

[Squeamous]

Please don't :no:

[mjmacky]

That's a different story entirely. I was considering the other scenario on the basis of it helping with your gradual ascent to social parity with your peers - but I can't possibly countenance being a repository for your demon seed.

No, if you're overprotective of your metaphors; I'm a wounded tigress defending her brood from a nefarious jackal when it comes to my holiest of holes.

Why are you so infatuated with your asshole? Also, in your metaphor, I'm the hyena that's totally plowing his hard on into your cubs while you swat at jackals.

If I think about it, that would make you the second person on this board that has to be wary of future interactions between me and their children.

[mjmacky]

I'm just going to c&p this for next time Squeams demons I flirt with her. Good stuff. :popcorn:

Because of my previous post, I'm forced to interpret c&p as child and pornography, so that reminds me. Squeamous, do you happen to have any photies of you, say when you were like 12 or 13? If you have any in which you were younger, like taking a bath, that'll work too.

[manker]

I'm just going to c&p this for next time Squeams demons I flirt with her. Good stuff. :popcorn:

Because of my previous post, I'm forced to interpret c&p as child and pornography, so that reminds me. Squeamous, do you happen to have any photies of you, say when you were like 12 or 13? If you have any in which you were younger, like taking a bath, that'll work too.:glag:
Dave just reported me for harshing a member who hasn't posted for a year (trufax), imagine the reaction when he sees me lolling at a mental picture of his dream gurl in the bath when she was eight.

[manker]

That's a different story entirely. I was considering the other scenario on the basis of it helping with your gradual ascent to social parity with your peers - but I can't possibly countenance being a repository for your demon seed.

No, if you're overprotective of your metaphors; I'm a wounded tigress defending her brood from a nefarious jackal when it comes to my holiest of holes.

Why are you so infatuated with your asshole? Also, in your metaphor, I'm the hyena that's totally plowing his hard on into your cubs while you swat at jackals.

If I think about it, that would make you the second person on this board that has to be wary of future interactions between me and their children.I almost went with hyena, it being the first opportunist hunter that sprang to mind, but it would have weakened my metaphor as hyenas are particularly social mammals that hunt in packs.

You can't be a hyena, Mary, not until you're fixed :smilie4:

[Proper Bo]

I'm just going to c&p this for next time Squeams demons I flirt with her. Good stuff. :popcorn:

Because of my previous post, I'm forced to interpret c&p as child and pornography, so that reminds me. Squeamous, do you happen to have any photies of you, say when you were like 12 or 13? If you have any in which you were younger, like taking a bath, that'll work too.

I can tell by your style, I think I've known for a while
you don't mind cocks or vaginas
as long as they're minors
cause you're a paedophile

[megabyteme]

Because of my previous post, I'm forced to interpret c&p as child and pornography, so that reminds me. Squeamous, do you happen to have any photies of you, say when you were like 12 or 13? If you have any in which you were younger, like taking a bath, that'll work too.:glag:
Dave just reported me for harshing a member who hasn't posted for a year (trufax), imagine the reaction when he sees me lolling at a mental picture of his dream gurl in the bath when she was eight.

So that remains Dave's masturplan- bring you to your knees by battering the walls of the report section. :pinch:

[mjmacky]

but it would have weakened my metaphor as hyenas are particularly social mammals that hunt in packs.

You can't be a hyena, Mary, not until you're fixed :smilie4:

You're thinking of spotted hyenas, I'm more of the striped variety.

[mjmacky]

I can tell by your style, I think I've known for a while
you don't mind cocks or vaginas
as long as they're minors
cause you're a paedophile

From the back yeah it can all be the same, but it gets a little awkward doing The Pinwheel with the boys, their tiny satchel swinging about.

[Biggles]

Because of my previous post, I'm forced to interpret c&p as child and pornography, so that reminds me. Squeamous, do you happen to have any photies of you, say when you were like 12 or 13? If you have any in which you were younger, like taking a bath, that'll work too.

I can tell by your style, I think I've known for a while
you don't mind cocks or vaginas
as long as they're minors
cause you're a paedophile

That scans and stuff.....

you been writing poetry for the wench? :shifty:

[mjmacky]

Ohhh, a poem. That would explain the strange line breaks.

[Snee]

Prolly lyrics to a song, tbh.

Although bo is quite the poet, so I could be wrong.

[Biggles]

Prolly lyrics to a song, tbh.

Although bo is quite the poet, so I could be wrong.

It is not a pop tune I am familiar with that is for sure. Lady Gaga perhaps?

[Proper Bo]

Shannon Matthews The Musical, innit.

[Squeamous]

Because of my previous post, I'm forced to interpret c&p as child and pornography, so that reminds me. Squeamous, do you happen to have any photies of you, say when you were like 12 or 13? If you have any in which you were younger, like taking a bath, that'll work too.

Of coarse, wank away mon amigo x

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[megabyteme]

Almost as cute as my daughter, Squeams. Almost. :)

[Squeamous]

Almost as cute as my daughter, Squeams. Almost. :)

What are you trying to do, give Macky a terrible exploding priapism? :no:

[megabyteme]

Almost as cute as my daughter, Squeams. Almost. :)

What are you trying to do, give Macky a terrible exploding priapism? :no:

I heard he pays extra for those...

[mjmacky]

What are you trying to do, give Macky a terrible exploding priapism? :no:

I heard he pays extra for those...

Only if they're naturally induced.

[mjmacky]

Of coarse, wank away mon amigo x

I said taking a bath, not washing the dishes.

[megabyteme]

I heard he pays extra for those...

Only if they're naturally induced.

And by "natural", you mean induced with objects that are as far removed from nature as possible...

[mjmacky]

Only if they're naturally induced.

And by "natural", you mean induced with objects that are as far removed from nature as possible...

You make it sound like only antimatter can give me a boner.

[Biggles]

And by "natural", you mean induced with objects that are as far removed from nature as possible...

You make it sound like only antimatter can give me a boner.

Is that a bad thing :unsure:

[mjmacky]

You make it sound like only antimatter can give me a boner.

Is that a bad thing :unsure:

It would certainly be bad. Considering the catalyst, it'd make the erection a hard thing to come by.

[Biggles]

Is that a bad thing :unsure:

It would certainly be bad. Considering the catalyst, it'd make the erection a hard thing to come by.

Spectacular though

"Did the earth move for you darling?...darling?"

[Snee]

I'll be making. Those sigs any day, now. Any day.

It's just that I've been so very busy with more important things.

[Squeamous]

Of coarse, wank away mon amigo x

I said taking a bath, not washing the dishes.

Back in the day that's how we washed children. Mother used to do my hair on the washboard.

[mjmacky]

I said taking a bath, not washing the dishes.

Back in the day that's how we washed children. Mother used to do my hair on the washboard.

Oh well, I forgot to take that into consideration. That's how I wash dishes today.

[megabyteme]

Back in the day that's how we washed children. Mother used to do my hair on the washboard.

Oh well, I forgot to take that into consideration. That's how I wash dishes today.

That's nothing. My parents bathed me in the automatic dishwasher. :(

[manker]

That's doubly h4r5h considering you were about 29 when they were invented :no:

[Squeamous]

:d

[Artemis]

Oh well, I forgot to take that into consideration. That's how I wash dishes today.

That's nothing. My parents bathed me in the automatic dishwasher. :(

Well that partly explains you.... They didn't dry you in the tumble dryer as well perchance? :blink:

[megabyteme]

That's nothing. My parents bathed me in the automatic dishwasher. :(

Well that partly explains you.... They didn't dry you in the tumble dryer as well perchance? :blink:

No. I was air-dried on the clothes line.

[mjmacky]

That's doubly h4r5h considering you were about 29 when they were invented :no:

Which fucking reference are you using? The first credit for the automatic dishwasher goes back to the 1880's.

[IdolEyes787]

That's doubly h4r5h considering you were about 29 when they were invented :no:

Which fucking reference are you using? The first credit for the automatic dishwasher goes back to the 1880's.

Yes but did it have a nice stainless steel finish and was it whisper quiet? *


*Too much time spent watching the HGTV network.

[manker]

That's doubly h4r5h considering you were about 29 when they were invented :no:

Which fucking reference are you using? The first credit for the automatic dishwasher goes back to the 1880's.I duno. I just made something up for luls :eyebrows:

[megabyteme]

Which fucking reference are you using? The first credit for the automatic dishwasher goes back to the 1880's.I duno. I just made something up for luls :eyebrows:

I thought it was funny. :console:

[Snee]

Which fucking reference are you using? The first credit for the automatic dishwasher goes back to the 1880's.I duno. I just made something up for luls :eyebrows:
Next time you make shit up, be accurate, ffs.

[manker]

I duno. I just made something up for luls :eyebrows:

I thought it was funny. :console:Thanks, megabyteme.
I'm considering putting Mary on my don't-really-know-if-I-like-him-any-more list :snooty:

[manker]

I duno. I just made something up for luls :eyebrows:
Next time you make shit up, be accurate, ffs.ikr, it's just not good enough.
I need to contrive my off the cuff remarks and strategise my spontaneity.

[mjmacky]

Which fucking reference are you using? The first credit for the automatic dishwasher goes back to the 1880's.I duno. I just made something up for luls :eyebrows:

I'm just saying, Al Swearengen hadn't even retired his pimp hand when they came up with it. I understand creative freedom, but it's a fucking century we're talking about here.

[mjmacky]

I thought it was funny. :console:Thanks, megabyteme.
I'm considering putting Mary on my don't-really-know-if-I-like-him-any-more list :snooty:

If I'm not already on that list, then I'm a fucking disappointment.

[manker]

I duno. I just made something up for luls :eyebrows:

I'm just saying, Al Swearengen hadn't even retired his pimp hand when they came up with it. I understand creative freedom, but it's a fucking century we're talking about here.I have no idea what you're referring to in the first half of your post but with regard to your rear; we didn't have a dishwasher when I was young and then we had one all of a sudden when I was about 13. I had assumed they were invented at around that time but it might just have been that we were poor Welsh folk you fucking callous bastard.

[manker]

Thanks, megabyteme.
I'm considering putting Mary on my don't-really-know-if-I-like-him-any-more list :snooty:

If I'm not already on that list, then I'm a fucking disappointment.<3
Everyone loves you, Mary.
But a word of warning, when you realise why this is, you'll probably stop being so endearing. Just keep on keeping on :fst:

[mjmacky]

I'm just saying, Al Swearengen hadn't even retired his pimp hand when they came up with it. I understand creative freedom, but it's a fucking century we're talking about here.I have no idea what you're referring to in the first half of your post but with regard to your rear; we didn't have a dishwasher when I was young and then we had one all of a sudden when I was about 13. I had assumed they were invented at around that time but it might just have been that we were poor Welsh folk you fucking callous bastard.

Well, by that line of reasoning, I'm sure you thought condoms were invented about a decade ago. Also, nothing's really changed as poor people still tend to not own automatic dishwashers.

[manker]

I have no idea what you're referring to in the first half of your post but with regard to your rear; we didn't have a dishwasher when I was young and then we had one all of a sudden when I was about 13. I had assumed they were invented at around that time but it might just have been that we were poor Welsh folk you fucking callous bastard.

Well, by that line of reasoning, I'm sure you thought condoms were invented about a decade ago. Also, nothing's really changed as poor people still tend to not own automatic dishwashers.In all fairness, condoms are fairly ubiquitous for people of all castes, their very nature and availability ensuring that they are blown up and filled with water by even the poorest of urchin.

[mjmacky]

Well, by that line of reasoning, I'm sure you thought condoms were invented about a decade ago. Also, nothing's really changed as poor people still tend to not own automatic dishwashers.In all fairness, condoms are fairly ubiquitous for people of all castes, their very nature and availability ensuring that they are blown up and filled with water by even the poorest of urchin.

If I try to argue that dishwashers can be just as ubiquitous, it only serves to point out how little contact I may have had with condoms. You may think it was a brilliant move, but you forget that I'm mjmacky and am not afraid to feign virginity for pointed purpose. Either that or I could take the sailor route. I did start having sex before I ever came into contact with a condom, at least one that I'd remember.

[manker]

If you were to argue that dishwashers can be 'just as ubiquitous', I'd point out that you're tempering an absolute and you'd retort by saying my 'fairly ubiquitous' comment started the downward slide.

Our readers would have nothing to aspire to and subsequently enter a state of mild despair - and then those self-same people may start to take liberties with the written word.

It's a good thing all around that you didn't take that route :smilie4:

[megabyteme]

Guise, guise. Can't we just say that both your mommas should have had condoms, and leave it at that?

[manker]

I only have one mother.
What do you think I am, some kind of hippy/product of a californian lesbian civil union.

[megabyteme]

Give your dad some credit, he could have been pimpin' the hos in his village. Two women from the same clan, even...

[manker]

I still think I could only emerge from one vagina, at a time, when I was born, like.
Unless a spot of tribadism was going on.

[megabyteme]

You seem to be evading the whole condom issue like your life depended on it.

[manker]

Are you trying to say I'm Catholic, like.

[megabyteme]

Are you trying to say I'm Catholic, like.

That might explain your birth, philandering, and alcoholism. :idunno:

[mjmacky]

This is where the downward spiral is leading

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[Artemis]

:yikes:

[Squeamous]

This is where the downward spiral is leading

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What the fuck is that?

[Snee]

Mary's stool samples, ofc.

[Squeamous]

Why would he do this? Why?

[Artemis]

Mary's stool samples, ofc.

That is a prodigious sample for one sitting, unless of course he was saving them up for just such an occasion. :shit:

[mjmacky]

It wasn't me doing this, I thought you guys might be able to Tineye it but it looks like that didn't work. So I retraced my steps (I was originally trying to find a picture of condoms on kitchenware) and found it. It was apparently some scientific experiment to determine what kinds of waste produce biogas more rapidly.

http://wildaboutafrica.wordpress.com/2010/05/29/does-kitchen-waste-produce-as-much-biogas-as-fresh-cow-dung/

[megabyteme]

It wasn't me doing this, I thought you guys might be able to Tineye it but it looks like that didn't work. So I retraced my steps (I was originally trying to find a picture of condoms on kitchenware) and found it. It was apparently some scientific experiment to determine what kinds of waste produce biogas more rapidly.

http://wildaboutafrica.wordpress.com/2010/05/29/does-kitchen-waste-produce-as-much-biogas-as-fresh-cow-dung/

I'm calling bullshit, Macky. :ermm:

[mjmacky]

It wasn't me doing this, I thought you guys might be able to Tineye it but it looks like that didn't work. So I retraced my steps (I was originally trying to find a picture of condoms on kitchenware) and found it. It was apparently some scientific experiment to determine what kinds of waste produce biogas more rapidly.

http://wildaboutafrica.wordpress.com/2010/05/29/does-kitchen-waste-produce-as-much-biogas-as-fresh-cow-dung/

I'm calling bullshit, Macky. :ermm:

You could try, but I don't think anyone would answer as they're all tied up with a live experiment.

[Snee]

It wasn't me doing this,

Mary. You constantly amaze me.

[Biggles]

This is where the downward spiral is leading

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I have seen some pretty pathetic makeshift cucumber cloches in my day but that takes the biscuit.

[manker]

It wasn't me doing this,

Mary. You constantly amaze me.It is sweet how she always explains though :happy:

[manker]

This is where the downward spiral is leading

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I have seen some pretty pathetic makeshift cucumber cloches in my day but that takes the biscuit.What in the ... .
Is this a butt-plug cross thread reference.

[mjmacky]

Mary. You constantly amaze me.It is sweet how she always explains though :happy:

If someone else was truly responsible for it, I will not steal their credit. That's because I am a man of utmost integrity. One who has inappropriate relationships with children, but with integrity nonetheless.

[Alien5]

:kiss: