The biggest loser.

[NotLettingItGo]

Has anyone else seen this?

It's filled with fat Americans being humiliated and abused for entertainment.

[IdolEyes787]

Has anyone else seen this?

It's filled with fat Americans being humiliated and abused for entertainment.There is also British and an Australian editions. Actually if you dig through the requisite Reality TV phoniness it's a bit inspirational.:idunno:

[NotLettingItGo]

TBH I can't watch an entire episode, much as I love watching fat people being humiliated, and as much as I love watching Americans being humiliated. Combining the two has made it far too much for me to take an entire episode in one hit.

There's also the weigh in, every time I've seen that I get undesirable images in my head of Mary sitting in front of a TV wanking... it's really very disturbing.

[IdolEyes787]

It's not about humiliation,it's about empowerment.
Empowerment and product placement.

[NotLettingItGo]

Empowerment and product placement.

Oh! Cheers Idol, that's going to add nightmarish alterations to my visions whenever I'm in the room and the weigh in comes on.

[NotLettingItGo]

I shall have a look at the British version I think I might be better able to cope with watching fat Brits being abused.

[megabyteme]

I avoid almost all of the reality shows. I stumbled across this show after taking a class from a very large, and equally kind, woman who had spoken highly of the show to us. The contestants work very hard and their struggles have been long. Often their lives have been filled with ridicule.

I'm certain there are "tons" of people who sit around and eat nothing but junkfood, and do not care about their health, what anyone thinks of them, or are willing to make the effort to improve. The people who are on shows like that have gone through interviews and have strong desires to overcome one of their greatest personal challenges. They aren't the ones to make fun of, IMO.

[IdolEyes787]

I shall have a look at the British version I think I might be better able to cope with watching fat Brits being abused.

Probably .I've seen bits of all and dubious merits aside ,the different sensibilities of the "foreign" ones make them more personally off-putting.

[IdolEyes787]

I avoid almost all of the reality shows. I stumbled across this show after taking a class from a very large, and equally kind, woman who had spoken highly of the show to us. The contestants work very hard and their struggles have been long. Often their lives have been filled with ridicule.

I'm certain there are "tons" of people who sit around and eat nothing but junkfood, and do not care about their health, what anyone thinks of them, or are willing to make the effort to improve. The people who are on shows like that have gone through interviews and have strong desires to overcome one of their greatest personal challenges. They aren't the ones to make fun of, IMO.

What I take from it is that if someone is committed enough, near anything is possible.
I'm sure they edit the fuck out the show but when I see a 300 lb fatty refusing to give up under the strain of intense physical effort ,it makes me question why I ever should.

[NotLettingItGo]

I avoid almost all of the reality shows. I stumbled across this show after taking a class from a very large, and equally kind, woman who had spoken highly of the show to us. The contestants work very hard and their struggles have been long. Often their lives have been filled with ridicule.

I'm certain there are "tons" of people who sit around and eat nothing but junkfood, and do not care about their health, what anyone thinks of them, or are willing to make the effort to improve. The people who are on shows like that have gone through interviews and have strong desires to overcome one of their greatest personal challenges. They aren't the ones to make fun of, IMO.

OK.

I'll drop this and find something else.

[manker]

:blink:

===

I detest shows that depict crying adults in every episode. This fits neatly into that category.
So I've never gotten to the parts which might be inspiring, I did get to the part where they film the almost naked fat people on the weighing scales at the start, it's grotesque - and I don't mean the visuals, I mean the exploitation for tellybucks.

[manker]

okay i mean the visuals too.

[Alien5]

Tellytubbys

[megabyteme]

I avoid almost all of the reality shows. I stumbled across this show after taking a class from a very large, and equally kind, woman who had spoken highly of the show to us. The contestants work very hard and their struggles have been long. Often their lives have been filled with ridicule.

I'm certain there are "tons" of people who sit around and eat nothing but junkfood, and do not care about their health, what anyone thinks of them, or are willing to make the effort to improve. The people who are on shows like that have gone through interviews and have strong desires to overcome one of their greatest personal challenges. They aren't the ones to make fun of, IMO.

OK.

I'll drop this and find something else.

No need to as it is something worthy of discussion. I just stated my position on the matter. I believe my initial take was somewhat similar to yours having only seen commercials. That instructor was truly touched by the success of the individuals on the program. That is what swayed me.

[megabyteme]

Tellytubbys

Noice. :D

[mjmacky]

I have a friend that was trying to get onto that show. I don't think he ever made it. I think if he did lose weight, I'd be sad to never see him put his ashtray on his stomach again.

[ziggyjuarez]

Overweight smokers nice:)

...yeah I know the American version and am a fan of the show. There's some thing inspiring Like idoleyes said about it.i see no degrading here.I could go on but i see u want to drop it...

[Squeamous]

I have a friend that was trying to get onto that show. I don't think he ever made it. I think if he did lose weight, I'd be sad to never see him put his ashtray on his stomach again.

Reminds me of a program over here called something like 'pregnant and smoking'. There's something very disturbing about a pregnant woman gently cradling an ashtray on her 8 month bump.

[mjmacky]

I have a friend that was trying to get onto that show. I don't think he ever made it. I think if he did lose weight, I'd be sad to never see him put his ashtray on his stomach again.

Reminds me of a program over here called something like 'pregnant and smoking'. There's something very disturbing about a pregnant woman gently cradling an ashtray on her 8 month bump.

The beauty of it was he didn't have to gently cradle it, he could put a dinner tray on there if he wanted. What about pregnant women resting their crack pipes on their bulbous bellies?

[Squeamous]

Reminds me of a program over here called something like 'pregnant and smoking'. There's something very disturbing about a pregnant woman gently cradling an ashtray on her 8 month bump.

The beauty of it was he didn't have to gently cradle it, he could put a dinner tray on there if he wanted. What about pregnant women resting their crack pipes on their bulbous bellies?

Probably fine. My sister-in-law smoked throughout her pregnancies and continued her dietary pecadillos of not eating vegetables or anything else remotely good for you, and she ended up with blonde, blue eyed giant babies with the IQs of mini Einsteins. Working classes you see: better constitutions.

[manker]

Proof positive that eugenics wurks ^

[Squeamous]

Proof positive that eugenics wurks ^

Makes sense, less inbreeding. The British Royal Family have worked that one out.

[chalice]

A very good evening to you, Dave. How's the rehabilitation going?

Have you decided I'm wonderful yet?

[NotLettingItGo]

... it was only a promise to "try" manker.

[chalice]

I'm an integral component in your recovery process, Dave. We can get through this together.

[NotLettingItGo]

I'm up for that chavis, name the time and the place where we should meet and I'll make a point of being there.

[chalice]

I'm up for that chavis, name the time and the place where we should meet and I'll make a point of being there.

Are you going to break my arm like a twig? I'm not turning up unless you promise to break my arm like a twig, Dave.

[NotLettingItGo]

Go away you sad little man.

[manker]

... it was only a promise to "try" manker.
That's all one can do.
Think of chalice as Scott would have the South Pole, as Napoleon regarded Wellington, as Branson viewed the Atlantic or Earhart's global circumnavigation aspirations.

There's glory ahead.

[chalice]

Go away you sad little man.


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KsskPPgkIe4

[IdolEyes787]

The black hat probably should have warned him that he was dealing with someone that didn't really have his best interests at heart.

[mjmacky]

Go away you sad little man.

You're doing it wrong, Dave. That's not how you meet up with someone.

[NotLettingItGo]

Tell me chavis, this real life internet stalking persona of yours, does it not make you sad? That your life is so empty and dull that some sad and twisted part of you pisses away time undertaking a seedy, sad, and nasty activity.

What about your kids, shouldn't you be spending that time with them?

[NotLettingItGo]

You're doing it wrong, Dave. That's not how you meet up with someone.

It might not be how you do it Jacky, but it's keeping me safe.

[IdolEyes787]

Just so you know this isn't inspiring me much .

[mjmacky]

Just so you know this isn't inspiring me much .

Why are you suddenly popping around the lounge, is it the moderator change?

[chalice]

Tell me chavis, this real life internet stalking persona of yours, does it not make you sad? That your life is so empty and dull that some sad and twisted part of you pisses away time undertaking a seedy, sad, and nasty activity.

What about your kids, shouldn't you be spending that time with them?

That's rather regressive behaviour there, Dave. It's not very encouraging.

[IdolEyes787]

Just so you know this isn't inspiring me much .

Why are you suddenly popping around the lounge, is it the moderator change?

The other sections are dead and no one has yelled at me here yet.
I really do need to get my lazy ass out of the chair and go do something else though.

[NotLettingItGo]

Just so you know this isn't inspiring me much .

:( Sorry Idol.

[IdolEyes787]

I did dumbbell military presses with 120's today for the first time ever.
I did dumbbell military presses with 120's with elbows irredeemably fucked from doing dumbbell military presses today for the first time ever.
Thank God for drugs.

[NotLettingItGo]

That's rather regressive behaviour there, Dave. It's not very encouraging.

@chavis

The funny thing is that I know I'm not the only one... because it's very much who you are. I'm willing to bet mine isn't the only name you've googled and skulked around the internet trying to find real life details of... I bet you googled Squeamous as well... all whilst screaming "stalker" at me. Go on chavis admit it... your friends here can help you with this problem, but you need to admit it.

@Idol

I'm done now :)

[IdolEyes787]

That's rather regressive behaviour there, Dave. It's not very encouraging.

@chavis

The funny thing is that I know I'm not the only one... because it's very much who you are. I'm willing to bet mine isn't the only name you've googled and skulked around the internet trying to find real life details of... I bet you googled Squeamous as well... all whilst screaming "stalker" at me. Go on chavis admit it... your friends here can help you with this problem, but you need to admit it.

@Idol

I'm done now :)

You honestly don't bother me as I only read the bits that I'm interested in.
So basically very little.

[NotLettingItGo]

So you don't find my words inspiring :cry:

[mjmacky]

I did dumbbell military presses with 120's today for the first time ever.
I did dumbbell military presses with 120's with elbows irredeemably fucked from doing dumbbell military presses today for the first time ever.
Thank God for drugs.

Can't wait for you to show us those delts brah, and perhaps some pics of your smooth bare pectorals. Come on brah, oil those babies up.

[IdolEyes787]

I did dumbbell military presses with 120's today for the first time ever.
I did dumbbell military presses with 120's with elbows irredeemably fucked from doing dumbbell military presses today for the first time ever.
Thank God for drugs.

Can't wait for you to show us those delts brah, and perhaps some pics of your smooth bare pectorals. Come on brah, oil those babies up.

I could snap you like a twig if I really wanted to.Only thing that's stopping me is that I don't want to show off.

[chalice]

That's rather regressive behaviour there, Dave. It's not very encouraging.

@chavis

The funny thing is that I know I'm not the only one... because it's very much who you are. I'm willing to bet mine isn't the only name you've googled and skulked around the internet trying to find real life details of... I bet you googled Squeamous as well... all whilst screaming "stalker" at me. Go on chavis admit it... your friends here can help you with this problem, but you need to admit it.

@Idol

I'm done now :)

I googled your name the second I saw that 'amateur porn uploading' thread you threatened Squeamous with way back last May. You seemed like a pervert to me.

Turns out I was right, Dave.

[manker]

Hoi, Dave.
JP sent me a usb wireless stick thing, just cause he had one he didn't need and I wanted one. Sent it to my office. And a load of DVDs of stuff he downloaded that I wanted.

He then spent the next six months or so finding out as much about me and my practice as he could via the gift of google, which he then worked into posts in the lounge and a barrage of PMs and even the odd fax to the hawt burds.
The man's relentless.

But a single fuck I did not give because it was funny.

[NotLettingItGo]

@chavis

I'm not going to cover that for you again chavis, I've done it at least 3 times already. If you didn't understand it on the first three attempts there's fuck all hope you'll understand it now.

[NotLettingItGo]

But a single fuck I did not give because it was funny.

I bet he didn't start by being all aggressive and accusing you of something which you least needed to be accused of though, manker.

[megabyteme]

Go away you sad little man.

Could you at least give me a citation quote if you are going to plagiarize me. :ermm:

[mjmacky]

@chavis

I'm not going to cover that for you again chavis, I've done it at least 3 times already. If you didn't understand it on the first three attempts there's fuck all hope you'll understand it now.

By your standards you're skipping 11 attempts. Also, what's your tolerance?

[NotLettingItGo]

Go away you sad little man.

Could you at least give me a citation quote if you are going to plagiarize me. :ermm:

Aye, Aye, Jim Lad.

[NotLettingItGo]

By your standards you're skipping 11 attempts. Also, what's your tolerance?

I was trying to be generous to him Jacky, I wouldn't want him thinking I was saying he was so thick he hadn't managed to get it after 15 attempts.

[IdolEyes787]

Could you at least give me a citation quote if you are going to plagiarize me. :ermm:

Aye, Aye, Jim Lad.

I thought he had a Heb name like Iron or something?

[NotLettingItGo]

Aye, Aye, Jim Lad.

I thought he had a Heb name like Iron or something?

I knew I should have just gone with "Yo! Ho! Ho!" :doh:

[manker]

But a single fuck I did not give because it was funny.

I bet he didn't start by being all aggressive and accusing you of something which you least needed to be accused of though, manker.
You mean like find a weak spot and play on its exposition making up things as you go along.

Perish the thought :rolleyes:


Badinage.
You either take yourself seriously and cry or revel in its pointlessness.

[NotLettingItGo]

I have cried at times over these last few months, but they were nothing to do with anything here, they were to do with my 8 year old daughter.

[manker]

It was metaphorical.
And stop posting details about your personal life if you want anyone to take your 'zomg i so scared of the google stalker man' stance seriously.

[chalice]

The thing is, Dave, you came blundering in all provocative with your burning cross and pretense-ridden username, with this porn thread out of the blue. When it was removed you got spark out of order. Now, I know you posted and read the lounge for years previously and must have known how I post. Of course I would react to spastic threads like that. Where did you think this all would end?

I googled your username as a matter of course, Dave. Google is a common tool for expelling trolls in this lounge. It's been going on since this board began, Dave. The most recent which springs to mind is Darthy's utter expulsion of some emo lightweight a couple of months ago, which resides in his sig, no less. Sheesh. Google has revealed some even less savoury characters than yourself, Dave. It's good to know who you're dealing with.

So, what are you gonna do now, Dave? By 'do' I mean post. Cos, once again, words are all we've got, Dave.

[NotLettingItGo]

It was metaphorical.
And stop posting details about your personal life if you want anyone to take your 'zomg i so scared of the google stalker man' stance seriously.

Ummm it's a bit late now manker, chavis already posted that detail.

[NotLettingItGo]

So, what are you gonna do now, Dave? By 'do' I mean post. Cos, once again, words are all we've got, Dave.

Ignore your words, because I now know whats behind them.

[Squeamous]

Round round baby right round, like a record baby right round right round.

I thought it was all going too well :ermm:

[NotLettingItGo]

OK.

Night all.

[manker]

l8rz
==

Round round baby right round, like a record baby right round right round.

I thought it was all going too well :ermm:
Yeah cheers. Now I'm going to have that shite song in my head when I should be reading about robots.

[NotLettingItGo]

I should be reading about robots.

Real ones? I do real robots?

No not in a sexual way... although...

[manker]

I should be reading about robots.

Real ones? I do real robots?

No not in a sexual way... although...They will be real one day.
I'm reading about positronic brains and the advent of gravatronic substitutes without the 3-laws integrated.

But it's pish, I ran out of Asimov so I'm reading tribute authors :dabs:

[mjmacky]

I should be reading about robots.

Real ones? I do real robots?

No not in a sexual way... although...

Touch my fuck robot and I will tear your dick off.

[megabyteme]

I thought he had a Heb name like Iron or something?

I knew I should have just gone with "Yo! Ho! Ho!" :doh:

I have no doubt you are the two-letter Scrabble champ at family get-togethers.

[Artemis]

Real ones? I do real robots?

No not in a sexual way... although...They will be real one day.
I'm reading about positronic brains and the advent of gravatronic substitutes without the 3-laws integrated.

But it's pish, I ran out of Asimov so I'm reading tribute authors :dabs:

There are already AI machines that learn, can identify objects and learn their physical surroundings as well do tasks without human intervention. An example of this are the 'quadrotors' although putting your dick in one of those will bring a tear to your eye. The real problem with androids is our form of perambulation is very awkward to emulate and there are far simpler ways to get around.
If you could forgo the legs and put up with wheels or MagLev then your fuckbot could be a reality a whole lot sooner.

[megabyteme]

If you could forgo the legs and put up with wheels or MagLev then your fuckbot could be a reality a whole lot sooner.

If I wanted to fuck something rigid and without legs, I would frequent the local VFW* bars around town. :idunno:


*Veterans of Foreign Wars- not sure if that is a US-only thing, or not...

[Artemis]

If you could forgo the legs and put up with wheels or MagLev then your fuckbot could be a reality a whole lot sooner.

If I wanted to fuck something rigid and without legs, I would frequent the local VFW* bars around town. :idunno:


*Veterans of Foreign Wars- not sure if that is a US-only thing, or not...

Actually you can increase your luck by heading off to Cambodia, it has the highest concentration of unexploded ordinance (mainly mines) dotted around the landscape of any country and people keep finding them the hard way all the time. A veritable cornucopia of amputees for you to tickle your predilection.

[megabyteme]

If I wanted to fuck something rigid and without legs, I would frequent the local VFW* bars around town. :idunno:


*Veterans of Foreign Wars- not sure if that is a US-only thing, or not...

Actually you can increase your luck by heading off to Cambodia, it has the highest concentration of unexploded ordinance (mainly mines) dotted around the landscape of any country and people keep finding them the hard way all the time. A veritable cornucopia of amputees for you to tickle your predilection.

I'm thinking a 10-year old amputee wearing latex squid tentacles might be just the thing to get macky as a late Christmas present.

[Artemis]

Actually you can increase your luck by heading off to Cambodia, it has the highest concentration of unexploded ordinance (mainly mines) dotted around the landscape of any country and people keep finding them the hard way all the time. A veritable cornucopia of amputees for you to tickle your predilection.

I'm thinking a 10-year old amputee wearing latex squid tentacles might be just the thing to get macky as a late Christmas present.

And as an added bonus, Cambodia of course is part of the Asian continent. :yahoo:

[megabyteme]

I'm thinking a 10-year old amputee wearing latex squid tentacles might be just the thing to get macky as a late Christmas present.

And as an added bonus, Cambodia of course is part of the Asian continent. :yahoo:

So you are saying we can afford two, then...

[Artemis]

And as an added bonus, Cambodia of course is part of the Asian continent. :yahoo:

So you are saying we can afford two, then...

Well there is usually a 30% off special on amputees anyway so the budget might stretch to three, but definitely two and a half.

[mjmacky]

So you are saying we can afford two, then... but definitely two and a half.

Holy shit, you're getting me five young fuck balls MBM?! I don't celebrate Christmas, so could you just send them to me now?

[mjmacky]

They will be real one day.
I'm reading about positronic brains and the advent of gravatronic substitutes without the 3-laws integrated.

But it's pish, I ran out of Asimov so I'm reading tribute authors :dabs:

There are already AI machines that learn, can identify objects and learn their physical surroundings as well do tasks without human intervention. An example of this are the 'quadrotors' although putting your dick in one of those will bring a tear to your eye. The real problem with androids is our form of perambulation is very awkward to emulate and there are far simpler ways to get around.
If you could forgo the legs and put up with wheels or MagLev then your fuckbot could be a reality a whole lot sooner.

I don't need it to walk and think. I just want it to look like a person, and have a voice recording saying, "No, please stop, get off of me" while it slightly struggles. If it figures out that it doesn't want me fucking it, and that it could crush me or run off, it sort of defeats the purpose.

[megabyteme]

but definitely two and a half.

Holy shit, you're getting me five young fuck balls MBM?! I don't celebrate Christmas, so could you just send them to me now?

Sure, I'll place the order tonight. If the packages I usually get from UPS are any indication, they will arrive pre-bruised- which should not only save you some time, but will serve as an ample leverage point for you should they attempt to rise up against you. All you will have to say is "return shipping" and they will quake in fear...

[mjmacky]

Holy shit, you're getting me five young fuck balls MBM?! I don't celebrate Christmas, so could you just send them to me now?

Sure, I'll place the order tonight. If the packages I usually get from UPS are any indication, they will arrive pre-bruised- which should not only save you some time, but will serve as an ample leverage point for you should they attempt to rise up against you. All you will have to say is "return shipping" and they will quake in fear...

That'll work nicely, I already hurt my hand punching my glove box yesterday.

[megabyteme]

That'll work nicely, I already hurt my hand punching my glove box yesterday.

That's an odd expression. I've never actually heard anyone refer to their wife as a "glove box" before. :idunno:

[NotLettingItGo]

They will be real one day.


Ah! OK I'll leave you alone with that fantasy.

[IdolEyes787]

That'll work nicely, I already hurt my hand punching my glove box yesterday.

You know you aren't a very good fighter when you lose matches to inanimate objects.

[NotLettingItGo]

Touch my fuck robot and I will tear your dick off.

I'm detecting that you're worried about it being too big for your dick after I've used it.

[mjmacky]

Touch my fuck robot and I will tear your dick off.

I'm detecting that you're worried about it being too big for your dick after I've used it.

I like my robots like I like my tweens, virgins.

[mjmacky]

That'll work nicely, I already hurt my hand punching my glove box yesterday.

That's an odd expression. I've never actually heard anyone refer to their wife as a "glove box" before. :idunno:

Stick around and you'll hear me call her a plastic-encased vacuous space for which butyl gloves cannot give you access to all her insides.

[mjmacky]

That'll work nicely, I already hurt my hand punching my glove box yesterday.

You know you aren't a very good fighter when you lose matches to inanimate objects.

I won in the end, I took off the plexiglass panel, so it was only I that was in one piece at the end. I'm going to have to purge it for 8 hours after putting it back together so it's a tainted victory.

[NotLettingItGo]

That's all one can do.

This isn't for me, manker. You have me behaving like some really stupid twat.Take this little lot for example.

I feel so neutered here that your friend who completely disrespected my very being posts this.

Round round baby right round, like a record baby right round right round.

I thought it was all going too well :ermm:

And I'm left feeling like I have to show some respect towards her.

OK.

Night all.

Sorry mate, but that's not right, and I can't accept it.

[manker]

And you were doing so well.
Doesn't seem like a big deal to me, but then, I'm not you.

You have four options, as I see it.
1. Leave.
2. Put Squeams, and the other disrespectin' folk, on ignore.
3. The 'stupid twat' option (more accurately the 'fuck it and fuck you' approach).
4. Revert to type and get put on moderation.


hmmz. any clue on how to phrase #4 and not sound like a complete arse would be appreciated.

[NotLettingItGo]

doing so well = behaving according to whom you decide I'm allowed to disrespect and who I have to respect. Sorry but that's how it feels from where I'm sitting.

[manker]

I don't decide who you respect and who you don't.

Not arsed what you do as long as the lounge doesn't turn into a shrine to your angst again. At the moment, all seems okay and it can't be a coincidence that your posting style isn't so confrontational now.

You're very much a man of extremes. Seems that, to you, everything is black or white.
Try grey and see how you get on with that.

[NotLettingItGo]

You're very much a man of extremes. Seems that, to you, everything is black or white.
Try grey and see how you get on with that.

The word you were looking for was "absolutes" - "You're very much a man of absolutes" not extremes, which implies I exhibit extremist behaviour towards others.

Squeamous been expressing her opinions of me again has she.

I do grey perfectly well thanks.

[manker]

I used extremes rather than absolutes for the very allusion you depict.

And no idea, I try to keep my PMs with Squeams strictly sexual. Any mention of you and I lose the will to jizz.

[NotLettingItGo]

I used extremes rather than absolutes for the very allusion you depict.

Right... I'll be honest, I think it takes some extremely warped view to proclaim my behaviour to have been extreme when your mate was really stalking me, and you've defended his behaviour and implied it was normal. All I ever did was defend myself against false accusations.

[NotLettingItGo]

OK lets be clear, is the position of this board that I am not allowed to show any disrespect at all towards your friends whilst they wander around shitting all over me? Cause that's what it sounds like to me.

[manker]

I might be going out on a limb here but poking about on the internets to have a look to see if someone's been an arse on different fora is pretty standard.

Declaring hate for all women is pretty damn extreme.

[manker]

OK lets be clear, is the position of this board that I am not allowed to show any disrespect at all towards your friends whilst they wander around shitting all over me? Cause that's what it sounds like to me.I reiterate. I don't give a fuck what you do as long as the forum doesn't turn into a shrine to your angst.

If it does, you'll find yourself on moderation because to remove your bile from the situation is to restore harmony.

This conclusion is brought to me via Occam's Razor.

[NotLettingItGo]

Well I've expressed my views about how all women are untrustworthy, and that this has been proven to me by more than one woman, and that as such I will never allow another woman into my life. I have also expressed the view that no woman can expect me to respect them, their views or opinions, given that no woman has ever shown me such respect, and that some have specifically shown me nothing but disrespect despite knowing my views and opinions. But I haven't ever claimed I hate them all. So that can't apply to me.

[NotLettingItGo]

OK lets be clear, is the position of this board that I am not allowed to show any disrespect at all towards your friends whilst they wander around shitting all over me? Cause that's what it sounds like to me.I reiterate. I don't give a fuck what you do as long as the forum doesn't turn into a shrine to your angst.



So that's a yes then, because if I choose to disrespect your female friend that will be classed as a display of my angst, won't it?

[manker]

Read between the lines, fagface.

[NotLettingItGo]

And you were doing so well.
Doesn't seem like a big deal to me, but then, I'm not you.

You have four options, as I see it.
1. Leave.
2. Put Squeams, and the other disrespectin' folk, on ignore.
3. The 'stupid twat' option (more accurately the 'fuck it and fuck you' approach).
4. Revert to type and get put on moderation.


hmmz. any clue on how to phrase #4 and not sound like a complete arse would be appreciated.

That's exactly what I'm doing, and it shows that list of yours up.

The real options available to me are:
1. Leave, so that my internet s**g can shit all over you without you seeing it.
2. Stay, and accept my internet s**g shitting all over you.
3. Be under my moderation so that my internet s**g can shit all over you without interference.

IMO That's a pretty incredible position for this (or any board) board to take. To prioritise the right of one (or two) members of a board to shit upon a.n other member. To basically tell one member they are to be shit on no matter what they do, whilst you protect those who are shitting upon them from being treated equally.

[manker]

Internet s**g :lol:

[NotLettingItGo]

It's OK now you've made my position crystal clear I shall ensure my responses to certain members and their comments at me here, are put on dedicated pages somewhere else.

[manker]

It's almost ten to four.

[NotLettingItGo]

No it's not it's five to four :P

[mjmacky]

There was a guy working outside my building while I was smoking outside. In the 10 minute time span, he managed to find 25 different places to inject "drop, drop, drop it to the beat y'all"* in his conversation. It was really fucking annoying. In retrospect, at least I was only exposed to his stupidity for 10 minutes.

*Probably nowhere near the actual phrase, but fortunately I was able to purge the stupidity from my RAM banks.

[manker]

There was a guy working outside my building while I was smoking outside. In the 10 minute time span, he managed to find 25 different places to inject "drop, drop, drop it to the beat y'all"* in his conversation. It was really fucking annoying. In retrospect, at least I was only exposed to his stupidity for 10 minutes.

*Probably nowhere near the actual phrase, but fortunately I was able to purge the stupidity from my RAM banks.He was probably rapping. I hear it's rather popular these days in america and some other places that are blessed with large numbers of our caramel coloured friends.

We, in Wales, have no truck with it.

[megabyteme]

FEED ME> FEED ME> FEED ME>

Don't feed the troll, man. The peace has been restored by the fact that no one else is talking to him. That's worked pretty well, and seems like it will work for the foreseeable future until he decides to [do something intentionally exaggerated as a "goodbye"].

You've answered his need for attention enough. In fact, this tirade started as a result of Squeams objecting to someone who brought up the [drama] topic. His rant was actually about not being able to rant. ENOUGH. ENOUGH. ENOUGH.

Don't feed his need for attention and he will starve.

[mjmacky]

He was probably rapping.

For serial, no he wasn't. He was actually inserting it within his sentences with no relevance whatsoever. He seemed to just like the way he was saying it. If I wasn't certain that he was completely ignorant from the content of the rest of his conversation, then I might have labeled him a type of retard.

[NotLettingItGo]

Don't feed the troll, man. The peace has been restored by the fact that no one else is talking to him. That's worked pretty well, and seems like it will work for the foreseeable future until he decides to [do something intentionally exaggerated as a "goodbye"].

You've answered his need for attention enough. In fact, this tirade started as a result of Squeams objecting to someone who brought up the [drama] topic. His rant was actually about not being able to rant. ENOUGH. ENOUGH. ENOUGH.

Don't feed his need for attention and he will starve.

You should be careful megabyteme, attempting to discourage people from posting in the lounge can get you infractions and pre-moderation... oh! silly me... I forgot you're allowed to behave like a complete piece of scum around here without sanction.

[megabyteme]

:sleep1:

[NotLettingItGo]

:sleep1:

manker,

You're going to have a word with this bloke, according to his own definitions he is feeding a troll.

[manker]

He was probably rapping.

For serial, no he wasn't. He was actually inserting it within his sentences with no relevance whatsoever. He seemed to just like the way he was saying it. If I wasn't certain that he was completely ignorant from the content of the rest of his conversation, then I might have labeled him a type of retard.I just tried it for myself and lol'd.
I got to the third 'drop, drop, drop it to the beat, y'all' and cracked. I defy anyone to beat my high score.

[manker]

:sleep1:

manker,

You're going to have a word with this bloke, according to his own definitions he is feeding a troll.I literally don't have anything to do, modwise, unless it's to do with you.
When that ceases being the case, you will cease to be a special case and there will be someone else treated as you are.

Until that time, stop acting like my eleven year old niece (who I also get sick of if I look after her for more than ten minutes).

[manker]

I meant to quote the other post ^ but w.e. :dabs:

[NotLettingItGo]

I literally don't have anything to do, modwise, unless it's to do with you.
When that ceases being the case, you will cease to be a special case and there will be someone else treated as you are.

Until that time, stop acting like my eleven year old niece (who I also get sick of if I look after her for more than ten minutes).

This confuses me. As I understand it your position is that nothing said here is of any importance? That the members here can behave pretty much however they want?

But for some reason my words seem to not fit into that? Why are my words up here judged as having more weight, and thus requiring more attention than than words of everyone else? Why isn't anything I say up here just classed as being equally as meaningless as everyone elses?

It's like I say one nasty thing to MBM, after months of nasty posts from him, and somehow I'm the baddie.

Makes no sense to me that.

[manker]

I literally don't have anything to do, modwise, unless it's to do with you.
When that ceases being the case, you will cease to be a special case and there will be someone else treated as you are.

Until that time, stop acting like my eleven year old niece (who I also get sick of if I look after her for more than ten minutes).

This confuses me. As I understand it your position is that nothing said here is of any importance? That the members here can behave pretty much however they want?

But for some reason my words seem to not fit into that? Why are my words up here judged as having more weight, and thus requiring more attention than than words of everyone else? Why isn't anything I say up here just classed as being equally as meaningless as everyone elses?

It's like I say one nasty thing to MBM, after months of nasty posts from him, and somehow I'm the baddie.

Makes no sense to me that.Up where?

There is no issue at the moment, Dave.
My position is that if the lounge gets filled with bile emanating from and directed toward you, then you'll be the one put on moderation because at least half of it will be your bile. Other people will be partly responsible, of course, but when you were taken out of the equation the last time, things went a lot better.

For example, I was one of the main protagonists before christmas, I stopped posting for a month because of work - and did things get any better wrt the bile situation? No. Chalice takes a two week break and did the lounge empty of bile filled threads? No. You get put on moderation for a couple of days and the lounge completely empties of bile.

This is not coincidence.

[NotLettingItGo]

My position is that if the lounge gets filled with bile emanating from and directed toward you, then you'll be the one put on moderation because at least half of it will be your bile. Other people will be partly responsible, of course, but when you were taken out of the equation the last time, things went a lot better.

Ah! Now that I understand and am OK with :D

I would just point out that the lounge didn't empty of bile though, it just wasn't replied to and thus was directionless and pointless.

[manker]

Ah! Now that I understand and am OK with :D
:rolleyes:
That's just what I posted here (http://filesharingtalk.com/threads/445449-The-biggest-loser?p=3657012&viewfull=1#post3657012) - and even that was a reiteration.

[NotLettingItGo]

Yes, but the acknowlegdement that only half (approx) of the bile would be mine, makes all the difference.

No Jacky, I'm not going to put a tolerance level to the approximate split of the bile... before you ask.

[Artemis]

Cream of Broccoli Soup MAD recipe
Minutes to Prepare: 15
Minutes to Cook: 20
Number of Servings: 4


Ingredients
.5 Cup onion(s), chopped
1 medium garlic clove(s), minced
4 Cup broccoli florets chopped
4 cup chicken broth, or vegetable broth
1 cup heavy cream
1/2 tsp hot pepper sauce, or to taste
1/4 tsp table salt, or to taste
1/4 tsp black pepper, or to taste




Directions Combine onion and garlic in a 2-quart saucepan with 1/4 cup of water. Simmer until onion is soft, about 10 minutes; spoon vegetables into a large pot.


Add broccoli and broth to pot; bring to a boil over high heat. Once soup boils, reduce heat and simmer until broccoli is soft but still green, about 8 minutes. Do not cover pot while broccoli is cooking or it will turn gray.


Remove soup from heat; puree until smooth in batches in a blender (be careful not to splatter hot liquid) or puree in pot using an immersion blender. Add cream and hot pepper sauce to soup; season to taste with salt and pepper. Yields about 1 3/4 cups per serving.




Number of Servings: 4

[chalice]

Yes, but the acknowlegdement that only half (approx) of the bile would be mine, makes all the difference.

No Jacky, I'm not going to put a tolerance level to the approximate split of the bile... before you ask.

Got a visit from the authorities, Dave. We had an enlightening conversation over coffee. Apparently you've been on their radar for quite some time.

They asked me if I'd ever heard of a member called 'manic geek'. They then proceeded to show me this thread. http://filesharingtalk.com/threads/277929-Someone-pls-explain-why

They claim that manic geek is in actuality you, Dave. You are one and the same. Only that guy got banned. And anybody circumventing a ban is subject to another ban, if I knows my fine print, prick.

[manker]

Yes, but the acknowlegdement that only half (approx) of the bile would be mine, makes all the difference.

No Jacky, I'm not going to put a tolerance level to the approximate split of the bile... before you ask.

Got a visit from the authorities, Dave. We had an enlightening conversation over coffee. Apparently you've been on their radar for quite some time.

They asked me if I'd ever heard of a member called 'manic geek'. They then proceeded to show me this thread. http://filesharingtalk.com/threads/277929-Someone-pls-explain-why

They claim that manic geek is in actuality you, Dave. You are one and the same. Only that guy got banned. And anybody circumventing a ban is subject to another ban, if I knows my fine print, prick.I just got t'back story from t'back posts. I don't recall manic geek at all, although presumably this was the ID that provided you with your nemesis, chavois, and explains why Dave's got it in for you, like.

This thread's a larf (http://filesharingtalk.com/threads/303061-Ban-me-now).

Fat secret agent master-class.

[Proper Bo]

Got a visit from the authorities, Dave. We had an enlightening conversation over coffee. Apparently you've been on their radar for quite some time.

They asked me if I'd ever heard of a member called 'manic geek'. They then proceeded to show me this thread. http://filesharingtalk.com/threads/277929-Someone-pls-explain-why

They claim that manic geek is in actuality you, Dave. You are one and the same. Only that guy got banned. And anybody circumventing a ban is subject to another ban, if I knows my fine print, prick.I just got t'back story from t'back posts. I don't recall manic geek at all, although presumably this was the ID that provided you with your nemesis, chavois, and explains why Dave's got it in for you, like.

This thread's a larf (http://filesharingtalk.com/threads/303061-Ban-me-now).

Fat secret agent master-class.

You should phone him and tell him to come back again.

[IdolEyes787]

This thread deserves it's own theme song.:mellow:


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WcEPdTy7_uE

[NotLettingItGo]

Got a visit from the authorities, Dave. We had an enlightening conversation over coffee. Apparently you've been on their radar for quite some time.

They asked me if I'd ever heard of a member called 'manic geek'. They then proceeded to show me this thread. http://filesharingtalk.com/threads/277929-Someone-pls-explain-why

They claim that manic geek is in actuality you, Dave. You are one and the same. Only that guy got banned. And anybody circumventing a ban is subject to another ban, if I knows my fine print, prick.

Oh! Hello again chavis, you stalker you.

You didn't answer my question about how being a real life internet stalker makes you feel? You know the one where I asked if it didn't make you feel like a saddo.

I'm also concerned about your children. MBM took great pains to repeatedly point out to me that being a stalker was bound to impact my children, and I wasn't stalking anyone. So it stands to reason that your real stalking activities must be damaging your children... will you not think of your children chavis?

[chalice]

So you're admitting to being 'manic geek', or not?

[manker]

I just got t'back story from t'back posts. I don't recall manic geek at all, although presumably this was the ID that provided you with your nemesis, chavois, and explains why Dave's got it in for you, like.

This thread's a larf (http://filesharingtalk.com/threads/303061-Ban-me-now).

Fat secret agent master-class.

You should phone him and tell him to come back again.No.
I don't like phoning JP :emo:

[manker]

Got a visit from the authorities, Dave. We had an enlightening conversation over coffee. Apparently you've been on their radar for quite some time.

They asked me if I'd ever heard of a member called 'manic geek'. They then proceeded to show me this thread. http://filesharingtalk.com/threads/277929-Someone-pls-explain-why

They claim that manic geek is in actuality you, Dave. You are one and the same. Only that guy got banned. And anybody circumventing a ban is subject to another ban, if I knows my fine print, prick.

Oh! Hello again chavis, you stalker you.

You didn't answer my question about how being a real life internet stalker makes you feel? You know the one where I asked if it didn't make you feel like a saddo.

I'm currently flicking thro' your posts under that handle, to find out if there was any truth to the outlandish rumour you started that chavis is your mortal enemy from days of yore.

I've found two pieces of interaction. One where you congratulated him on unclehood and one where he told you to join in the craic.

This internet stalking is brill.

[NotLettingItGo]

So you're admitting to being 'manic geek', or not?

Does being an internet stalker make you feel like a saddo, or not?

Shouldn't you be spending your stalking time with your children?



It's like a merri-go-round this, you repeat your crap and I'll repeat mine. Pointless, but it's good for the post count.

[NotLettingItGo]

I'm currently flicking thro' your posts under that handle, to find out if there was any truth to the outlandish rumour you started that chavis is your mortal enemy from days of yore.


Good luck with that manker :noes:

[chalice]

I just can't believe that Dave would be so dishonest. That's low-down, dirty rat-shite nasty. You've been dishonest from the firing pistol, haven't you, Dave.

I thought you didn't lie, Dave, you big Pinocchio Simpson. You're an illegal immigrant, Dave.

[NotLettingItGo]

Everyone has problems chavis, most of us are fortunate enough not to have problems as big as yours though.

EDIT: I'm tempted to go for a name change to that "Pinocchio Simpson" of yours chavis.

[chalice]

Everyone has problems chavis, most of us are fortunate enough not to have problems as big as yours though.

EDIT: I'm tempted to go for a name change to that "Pinocchio Simpson" of yours chavis.

So, what's with all the lying, Dave? You do agree that you've been cornered once again, don't you.

Don't you think you should be banned for circumventing the rules.

Dave, seriously child, I have pounded your internets bones for a year. Give it up.

[manker]

I'm currently flicking thro' your posts under that handle, to find out if there was any truth to the outlandish rumour you started that chavis is your mortal enemy from days of yore.


Good luck with that manker :noes:I'm just kidding, Dave. I know you made it up.

[NotLettingItGo]

Good luck with that manker :noes:I'm just kidding, Dave. I know you made it up.

Oh no it's true, feel free to spend the next year of your life working through all the board names that chavis has given shit too, to try and figure out which one is mine.

[NotLettingItGo]

So, what's with all the lying, Dave? You do agree that you've been cornered once again, don't you.

Don't you think you should be banned for circumventing the rules.

Dave, seriously child, I have pounded your internets bones for a year. Give it up.

Which lie is you you're claiming I have told chavis?

Pounded my internet bones... :glag: Is that what you told yourself when you flidded out and vanished into the distance, twice now?

[manker]

A post from yonks ago; 'Nah, it's someone else you're thinking of. It took barbie a name change and several years before anyone noticed his posts like.'

:glag:
observational humour ftw
It was Callum, btw. She should post more or do something else.

[manker]

I'm just kidding, Dave. I know you made it up.

Oh no it's true, feel free to spend the next year of your life working through all the board names that chavis has given shit too, to try and figure out which one is mine.Yeah. Either that or use an IP tool.

[NotLettingItGo]

I'll leave you to play with that... just don't ask your new female friend about how many networks I have access too, and you should get hours of fun from that.

[chalice]

I'm just kidding, Dave. I know you made it up.

Oh no it's true, feel free to spend the next year of your life working through all the board names that chavis has given shit too, to try and figure out which one is mine.

I don't give a festering fuck about the rest of them, Dave. We both know that manic geek was you. Anyone with a fucking neuron knows it.

You're a liar, Dave. And if one reads between the illiterate lines of that thread I posted, given what we know now, anyone can see your motives at the time. You were strutting like a little peacock for Squeamous. Puk puk puk. That was you.

[manker]

I'll leave you to play with that... just don't ask your new female friend about how many networks I have access too, and you should get hours of fun from that.You didn't delete your email address before you asked for your manic geek account to be disabled.

Just saying, like.

[NotLettingItGo]

We're getting quite a nice collection of questsions going here chavis.

1. Do your real internet stalking activities make you feel like a saddo?

2. Won't you think of the damage you're doing to your children, when you're spending your time stalking people on the internet instead of with them?

3. Which lie is it you're claiming I've told?

[NotLettingItGo]

You didn't delete your email address before you asked for your manic geek account to be disabled.

Just saying, like.

Email him then. I'd suggest something like "Hoi cunt, are you Dave" :lol:

Odd though that the first thing I thought of upon finding out you were going to be a moderator was about how my email address was listed on this board.

[manker]

Nah, I'll just google it.

[NotLettingItGo]

FFS! Can't you find your own stalkee, I've got a full time real life stalker already.

[chalice]

I'll leave you to play with that... just don't ask your new female friend about how many networks I have access too, and you should get hours of fun from that.You didn't delete your email address before you asked for your manic geek account to be disabled.

Just saying, like.

You're a mod, mate. You know about these things. I'd like some advice.

Seems pretty clear that this fellow was previously banned and re-registered under another underhanded account. This gets my spidey senses a ding-a-ling-longing like a motherfucker.

Do you think I should mention it to the mods?

[NotLettingItGo]

:glag:

See what I mean manker, the man is obsessed with me.

[manker]

You didn't delete your email address before you asked for your manic geek account to be disabled.

Just saying, like.

You're a mod, mate. You know about these things. I'd like some advice.

Seems pretty clear that this fellow was previously banned and re-registered under another underhanded account. This gets my spidey senses a ding-a-ling-longing like a motherfucker.

Do you think I should mention it to the mods?
I was gonna mention it to barbie myself, but then I noticed that his he requested his account be disabled, which isn't quite the same thing :dabs:

[manker]

Fuck's sake, Dave. Have you never heard of 10minutemail.net.
Using the same email addy to sign up for all the sites you belong to is mental.

[chalice]

Fuck's sake, Dave. Have you never heard of 10minutemail.net.
Using the same email addy to sign up for all the sites you belong to is mental.

:lol:

Poor Dave. Internet retardation at its finest.

[NotLettingItGo]

@manker

There's just no appropriate reply to that which doesn't make it sound like I'm patronising you. Sorry I did try.

Hows the IP trace going?

[NotLettingItGo]

:lol:

Poor Dave. Internet retardation at its finest.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. The only flaw in your latest delusion is that as manker has pointed out, you don't seem to have given any shit to that person, and everyone here knows I came here for you because you'd given me a load of shit. That was of course before I came to understand the full extent of your problems, and you'd earnt my pity.

[chalice]

:lol:

Poor Dave. Internet retardation at its finest.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. The only flaw in your latest delusion is that as manker has pointed out, you don't seem to have given any shit to that person, and everyone here knows I came here for you because you'd given me a load of shit. That was of course before I came to understand the full extent of your problems, and you'd earnt my pity.

That's exactly it, Dave. If I'd said something hideous and unforgivable to you, (like you said to MBM) previously, I would've understood. I'd've chalked you up as someone who takes shit personally and they're back, after having watched Rocky III, to have another shot. That would've been reasonable. Maybe if I'd harshed Squeams or something, that would have been fair enough.

I never harshed you, though. Why did you feel the need to use me as a pretext for your lies, Dave?

[manker]

To obfuscate the real reason for the return, which was to get back in Squeams' life the only way he could, obv.

[manker]

Owait, that was rhetorical, wasn't it :pinch:

[NotLettingItGo]

I never harshed you, though. Why did you feel the need to use me as a pretext for your lies, Dave?

Like it or not chavis, the posts from way back then show that I wasn't wandering around here taking digs at her, I was wandering around here taking digs at you.

Anyway, that's all ancient history now. A lot has happened since then.

Why are we stuck here chavis? What is it about me which you can't let go of? I mean I know I'm irresistable, and Squeamous knows it, but you've never actually met me.

The only reason you come here now is to make more of these same old posts at me, despite the fact that the entire board is bored stupid of the subject, and just about everyone else has moved on. You need to try and move on mate, seriously. This obsession of yours isn't healthy. Let it go mate.

[NotLettingItGo]

To obfuscate the real reason for the return, which was to get back in Squeams' life the only way he could, obv.

Which is why I repeatedly stated that it was me who told her to "Now fuck off" and me who repeatedly stated that I wouldn't let any woman in my life ever again... Hmmm, I think I might have found a flaw in your thoughts about this manker.

I know lets ask Squeamous.

@Squeamous

Could you please just clarify a few points for us all.
1. Was it me who told you via PM on facebook to "Now fuck off"
2. Was there any doubt about whether I could accept having you as a friend, in the emails I sent you after that?
3. Have I sent you any PMs on this site excepting the one I later posted on the board which was asking you to stay completely away from me?
4. Did I post on every thread you created here, after my arrival?
5. Have I repeatedly made it clear that I would appreciate it if you just stayed completely away from me and the subject of me.

Don't worry Squeamous, I'm not expecting you to piss away any of your time answering. chavis and manker are just having their fun and dragging you into it again.

[Artemis]

Easy Skillet Chicken Dijon
A MAD recipe

Number of Servings: 4


Ingredients
4 Boneless skinless chicken breast fillets (about 4-5 ounces each - raw)
1.5 Tbsp Olive Oil
2 Cloves Garlic - minced
3 Tbsp White Wine
3 Tbsp Dijon Mustard
3 Tbsp Soy Sauce




Directions Heat oil in a skillet; then add the minced garlic and cook, stirring often for about 3 minutes. Add the chicken breasts and saute until browned.

In a separate bowl, mix wine, soy sauce and mustard. Pour over the chicken. cover and cook until done. Spoon the sauce over the chicken when serving, or pour extra sauce into small dipping dishes to serve.

Number of Servings: 4

[chalice]

I never harshed you, though. Why did you feel the need to use me as a pretext for your lies, Dave?

Like it or not chavis, the posts from way back then show that I wasn't wandering around here taking digs at her, I was wandering around here taking digs at you.

Anyway, that's all ancient history now. A lot has happened since then.

Why are we stuck here chavis? What is it about me which you can't let go of? I mean I know I'm irresistable, and Squeamous knows it, but you've never actually met me.

The only reason you come here now is to make more of these same old posts at me, despite the fact that the entire board is bored stupid of the subject, and just about everyone else has moved on. You need to try and move on mate, seriously. This obsession of yours isn't healthy. Let it go mate.

I'll tell you what happened, Dave. You got all puppy-dog excited, and coronation street clandestine with your torrid little affair circa 2007. Your mistress made the mistake of letting you know she posts here. Perhaps it was a liason point. Makes sense to me. You couldn't help showing off in front of her, fell short and asked to be disabled rather than make a further wank-doodle of yourself. You continued this behaviour across the internets to impressive lunacy, somehow all the time thinking that you actually possess a point.

You reappeared as the ubiquitous spastic you are now and kept quiet for the most part. Until you got the spanish archer and your little brain finally collided with oblivion. That's when you died.

You can call me god or the devil, Dave. But I'm all you've got now.

[megabyteme]

I'm currently flicking thro' your posts under that handle, to find out if there was any truth to the outlandish rumour you started that chavis is your mortal enemy from days of yore.


Good luck with that manker :noes:

1st page of the old thread"



http://filesharingtalk.com/images/misc_fst/quote_icon.png Originally Posted by magicgeek
Could you please deactivate my account, it's a great board, it's just not somewhere I can be any more I'm afraid.

Thanks in advance
Dave

Wat r d odz? :idunno:

[megabyteme]

I'm just kidding, Dave. I know you made it up.

Oh no it's true, feel free to spend the next year of your life working through all the board names that chavis has given shit too, to try and figure out which one is mine.

A konfeshun. Kneed wee moore? :unsure:

Shirkumvenshun, iff Ive evar sceen it. Peer shurkemventshun. Peer, lyke...

[megabyteme]

And anyone notice the absolute, unadulterated irony associated with Dave's last stand being made in a thread entitled "The Biggest Loser"?

Pure poetry, IMO.

[Alien5]

Why would you waste so much time lowering yourself to the level of this big looser then?

[LadyLuck]

Why would you waste so much time lowering yourself to the level of this big looser then?

Was wondering that myself, but needed one of the in crowd to spell it out!

[chalice]

Why would you waste so much time lowering yourself to the level of this big looser then?

Was wondering that myself, but needed one of the in crowd to spell it out!

Don't delude yourself, all-seeing fucking squint, the last time Allen was in a crowd the device failed to explode.

We tend to spot him with binoculars since.

[Alien5]

You've failed to make him leave so far, If anything it looks more like he's staying now.

[LadyLuck]

Was wondering that myself, but needed one of the in crowd to spell it out!

Don't delude yourself, all-seeing fucking squint, the last time Allen was in a crowd the device failed to explode.

We tend to spot him with binoculars since.

So long as you're not suffering from any severe astigmatism you'll do fine with the nocs , if he's worth the effort

[Alien5]

You can't fix a Broken Record.

[LadyLuck]

You can't fix a Broken Record.

I'd use some Araldite Rapid Epoxy glue on that or maybe some Gorilla Epoxy :)

[Artemis]

And anyone notice the absolute, unadulterated irony associated with Dave's last stand being made in a thread entitled "The Biggest Loser"?

Pure poetry, IMO.

I was thinking, maybe he could alter the fred to a poll. As the title says 'the biggest loser' and list himself plus a selection of the narcissists that piss him off the most. We'll let the board decide, all democratic like. There could even be electioneering, where candidates (such as yourself I'm sure you would be near the top of the list) could could tout votes for the other candidate(s).

Whoever garners the most votes, sods off never to darken the hallowed halls of the lounge again.

How's that for a challenge Dave, since the rest of the regulars here suffer from Narcissistic Personality Disorder (according to your internet diagnostic skillz ), the other members of the board will rally to your cause and oust the worst offending nutjob making your life somewhat less complicated.

[megabyteme]

Dave's seen the writing on the wall. He's been kicked out of many places before (including this one, it seems), and knows the drill- delete everything, and attempt to drag anyone else down within his reach on the way out.

That is the trouble in allowing people like Dave an extended stay. Showing them kindness just leads to further turmoil. They bring bile and venom with them everywhere they go- there is nothing good that ever comes of it except the final parting of the ways.

[Alien5]

He is allowed to edit his own posts but he can't delete them right?

[mjmacky]

I got the exact same feeling reading manic geek's posts as I do reading Dave's, tireless repetition of stating delusional perspectives that gets old within a very short period of time. It's the same thread as today, it's sad to see that one man* couldn't improve his posting game within 4 years' time.

*creative freedom

Also, for the record, mjmacky is my first account on here.

[NotLettingItGo]

you've failed to make him leave so far, if anything it looks more like he's staying now.

:)

[NotLettingItGo]

I can feel the love this morning. Thanks guys :)

[Alien5]

I feel rain today.

[NotLettingItGo]

Cheer up Allen, banish them grey clouds, life is great.

[Squeamous]

Wow, looking over those old freds is a blast from the past. Back in the day women were quite common in the lounge :unsure:
Also back in the day it appears I had a brain :sadwalk:

[manker]

Do you think we scared them all off by talking about your bionic cervix.

[Squeamous]

Bionic cervix envy probably!

[Squeamous]

:lol: I remember Big R being furious with me as well for implying he was 'temporarily mental' in that 'ban me' fred. I never could say the right things to make it better.

[NotLettingItGo]

Well you did make me sound mental.

[manker]

Was that the thread where JP said that coming back to a place to say you're never coming back to a place was mental.

If so, it was you that made you sound mental.

[NotLettingItGo]

Like so many of the decisions I made back then, coming back here at the time was about her.

We stopped using this board to keep in touch years ago, I kept coming back every couple of months though :shifty:

[Artemis]

Well you did make me sound mental.

:glag:

[Alien5]

Morning Dave.

[Snee]

He can't reply on account of some communist nazi disabling him.

The free dave campaign starts here. Mark my words.

I will be making sigs as soon as the gravity of the situation demands.



Free stalker dave! Down with the man.

You heard it here first.

[manker]

Fecking barbie.
You think he's one of us and then he goes and disables our favourite spastic.

Free Magnum Dave!1

[Artemis]

Fecking barbie.
You think he's one of us and then he goes and disables our favourite spastic.

Free Magnum Dave!1

You just know he is reading this section as a guest and fuming, I am sure we haven't seen the last of Manic Geek/rejectOfAllah/BobBanana. Your spidey senses will just have to attune themselves to a new member that really hates women and irishmen and heads straight to the lounge to tell us all how wrong we are....

[Snee]

Fecking barbie.
You think he's one of us and then he goes and disables our favourite spastic.

Free Magnum Dave!1

You should alter his username to disabled dave, to really highlight the injustice.

[mjmacky]

You should alter his username to disabled dave, to really highlight the injustice.

I think it would mostly highlight the obviousness of his capacities.

[Snee]

No :o