Hoi Mary ilysm <3

[IdolEyes787]

Fight me bitch.I won't even use the left side of my brain just to even things out.

[mjmacky]

Fuck me bitch.I won't even use the left side of my brain just to even things out.

One hot seed cumming up.

[IdolEyes787]

Clearly greater forces are at work as I meant to write fight.

[mjmacky]

Sorry, no backsies. Actually, I'm all for backsies. How about we knock both requests out, I'll punch you in the kidneys while I'm stuffing your wormhole.

[IdolEyes787]

Only if you agree that I get to kill you and feed your body to some pigs afterward.

[mjmacky]

Only if you agree that I get to kill you and feed your body to some pigs afterward.

That's the first I've heard that you mother and sister are necrophiliacs. Anyways, I can't comply, and you should know that choosy beggars don't oft get what they want.

[IdolEyes787]

I'm hitting you in my mind right now.
Feels good.Feels real good.
I'd probably be more disturbed by that if you weren't a cartoon character.

[mjmacky]

I would have thought you were beating yourself up, what with that unfortunate Freudian slip that completely altered the tone.

[IdolEyes787]

Freud was some sort of pseudo-intellectual fag very much like yourself.

[mjmacky]

Freud was some sort of pseudo-intellectual fag very much like yourself.

A proposition, now a compliment. You realize it was not me that sent you the butt plug and flowers?

[IdolEyes787]

I figure it couldn't have been as you'd clearly would want to keep any butt plugs for yourself.

[mjmacky]

I figure it couldn't have been as you'd clearly would want to keep any butt plugs for yourself.

There is no more disappointing a butt plug than a hoarded butt plug, even I know that.

[manker]

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from tiny acornz ... .

[IdolEyes787]

You're abusing your Mod-like powers you know.
Makes me ashamed to have once worshiped you.

[manker]

I was a MSPaint god even before the modship sailed.

[IdolEyes787]

I was a MSPaint god ......

You have a lot of balls to say that openly. Glad I on the other hand only have to live down the embarrassing inadvertently Gay shit.

[megabyteme]

Goes hand-in-hand with your new custom title, Freud Idol.

[manker]

I was a MSPaint god ......

You have a lot of balls to say that openly. Glad I on the other hand only have to live down the embarrassing inadvertently Gay shit.Is this a cross thread butt plug reference.

Because I'm pretty sure it isn't gay if you put it up your own butt.

[megabyteme]

It's spring, and the butt plugs are in full bloom. :D

[manker]

Fisting's in the air.

All this openness gladdens the heart.

[Quarterquack]

Hoi Mary ilysm<3

Getting a little comfortable with the double clicks, there, Manky?

[manker]

Pretty sure it was Tesco.

That scamp.

[IdolEyes787]

Pretty sure it was Tesco.

That scamp.

I'd complain to an honest staff member if this site had one.

Staff member more Freudian stuff. :mellow:

Btw I only wish I was gay so I could finally stop having to spring for dinners in futile effort to get meaningless sex.

[Artemis]

Pretty sure it was Tesco.

That scamp.

I'd complain to an honest staff member if this site had one.

Staff member more Freudian stuff. :mellow:

Btw I only wish I was gay so I could finally stop having to spring for dinners in futile effort to get meaningless sex.

Depends on whether you plan to be the pitcher or the catcher, whether you end up springing for the dinner. Or was you evil master plan all the time to simply have dinners bought for you then refuse the other party's advances, thus getting revenge for your decades of frustration? :blink:

[Artemis]

Staff member more Freudian stuff. :mellow:

Btw I only wish I was gay so I could finally stop having to spring for dinners in futile effort to get meaningless sex.

Have you thought of substituting alcohol for food?

Also if you really are the elephant man and are phailing on a regular basis, there are now a wide range of date rape drugs, they won't even know what hit them. :yes:

[megabyteme]

there are now a wide range of date rape drugs, they won't even know what hit them. :yes:

I've had my wife in a near coma for the past 16 years. She doesn't even remember that we have children half the time. I'm also fortunate in that American jobs have become so menial that she is still able to work full-time.

[manker]

Btw I only wish I was gay so I could finally stop having to spring for dinners in futile effort to get meaningless sex.The government in Canadia seem to be taking liberalism a step too far with its crazy free pre-coital snacks for faggots initiative.

[mjmacky]

All your interventions here could potentially break up the duo. It hasn't lived long enough to serve its purpose.

[manker]

What purpose :blink:

Also, Idol revelled in the attentions of these forumular cupids, he might be more into it than you.
If you're going to let him down, do it gently. Have you secured your balustrade.

[Artemis]

........If you're going to let him down, do it gently. Have you secured your balustrade.

Also clear out the trunk of your car so you can take a whole lot of secondhand crap to the goodwill when it mysteriously turns up on your doorstep.

[megabyteme]

........If you're going to let him down, do it gently. Have you secured your balustrade.

Also clear out the trunk of your car so you can take a whole lot of secondhand crap to the goodwill when it mysteriously turns up on your doorstep.

Dibs on anything in ecru. I hear it is coming in style in the spring. :w00t:

[manker]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v31/samsamsamsam/magnumdave.png

[megabyteme]

Shush. I want him to discard it freely, not recognize it's amazing style and value...

[mjmacky]

What purpose :blink:

Also, Idol revelled in the attentions of these forumular cupids, he might be more into it than you.
If you're going to let him down, do it gently. Have you secured your balustrade.

I may have overestimated, so let me rephrase. It hasn't lived long enough to find its purpose. To entertain, to thin out the population, to advocate for constipated contraception, to create a pill that simultaneously cures breast cancer and acts as an aphrodisiac, to buy Dave a new suit suit that is more off yellow than off yellow.... we might never find out.

[megabyteme]

to buy Dave a new suit suit that is more off yellow than off yellow.... we might never find out.

ecru>all :dry:

Somebody gotta stand up for poor, picked on, widdle Dave in his absence.

Meanies. :snooty:

[mjmacky]

to buy Dave a new suit suit that is more off yellow than off yellow.... we might never find out.

ecru>all :dry:

Somebody gotta stand up for poor, picked on, widdle Dave in his absence.

Meanies. :snooty:

I thought we all inherited a little Dave when he went away.