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megabyteme
03-11-2012, 02:27 PM
Macky is currently 38 posts shy of 5k. Unless I'm mistaken, he'll get his black stars within the next 27 minutes.

Congrats, Macky!


As your biggest fan, I have happily quoted you in my sigy all 3 times you have said something funny, or interesting. :)
IdolEyes787
03-11-2012, 04:18 PM
Conversely I've never quoted either of you as you're both about as funny as an African child with leprosy and as interesting as the static on my TV after a station stops broadcasting for the day.
Quarterquack
03-11-2012, 07:09 PM
you're both about as funny as an African child with leprosy.

This has motivated me to find a Nigerian leper willing to do stand-up comedy.
megabyteme
03-11-2012, 10:51 PM
you're both about as funny as an African child with leprosy.

This has motivated me to find a Nigerian leper willing to do stand-up comedy.

I took that as a compliment of the highest level, too. :)
mjmacky
03-12-2012, 01:10 AM
Conversely I've never quoted either of you as you're both about as funny as an African child with leprosy and as interesting as the static on my TV after a station stops broadcasting for the day.

That's the first time you've called me interesting, considering the state of television these days.
mjmacky
03-12-2012, 01:13 AM
Macky is currently 38 posts shy of 5k. Unless I'm mistaken, he'll get his black stars within the next 27 minutes.

Congrats, Macky!


As your biggest fan, I have happily quoted you in my sigy all 3 times you have said something funny, or interesting. :)

I didn't know you were keeping count. My goal is to surpass morbid in saying interesting things. It's a hefty goal, but if I can't accomplish that I might as well commit suicide.
mjmacky
03-13-2012, 06:21 PM
Oh I see. I have like these silver stars now. That's it, 5000 is all you need to be a veteran? Hmm, it doesn't feel any different other than my caption reverting back to "poster".
megabyteme
03-13-2012, 06:59 PM
Yes, but now you can scare n00bs. :01:
IdolEyes787
03-13-2012, 07:30 PM
Yes, but now you can scare further confuse n00bs. :01:

Faxed
IdolEyes787
03-13-2012, 07:32 PM
Btw clearly my motion to bar pedophiles from the higher user classes was over-ruled.
mjmacky
03-14-2012, 02:06 AM
Btw clearly my motion to bar pedophiles from the higher user classes was over-ruled.

What's funny is that you ever thought your input was considered.
cocacolaaa
03-14-2012, 10:45 AM
mjmacky u so gay
IdolEyes787
03-14-2012, 10:51 AM
mjmacky u so gay

I was going to say my thoughts exactly but on reflection I don't see any thinking being involved.On a positive note I think I have found the chorus to that song I've been working on.
manker
03-14-2012, 11:05 AM
Is it a Carly Simon redux with 'you're so gay' supplanting the original.

Plz post full amended lyrics so I can get it stuck in a loop in my mind for the next few days.
mjmacky
03-14-2012, 11:10 AM
mjmacky u so gay
u prolly think this hot cock is for u
u so gay
(u so gay)
ill bet u think this hot cock is for u
dont u
dont u

u had me kneeling doggy style
when my bum still had its cherry
u felt up my sack and said its a pretty pair
thats when you rolled up your sleeve
u plunged your fist in so deep
i know i could hardly breathe
when i came to i found beads in my kishkes
beads in my kishkes

mjmacky u so gay...
mjmacky
03-14-2012, 11:12 AM
No manky, it didn't take me 5 minutes, we just had the exact same thought. I saw your post after I put together my lyrics. It's actually really fucking scary.
manker
03-14-2012, 11:16 AM
I just deleted a post which said; 'how the fucking fuck did you compose and write that in 5 minutes'.




It's actually really fucking scary.yes :mellow:
mjmacky
03-14-2012, 11:18 AM
I just deleted a post which said; 'how the fucking fuck did you compose and write that in 5 minutes'.

Double scary. Can I take my half back with me? I'm about to take a nap and I'll need something to dream with.
Artemis
03-14-2012, 11:18 AM
I just deleted a post which said; 'how the fucking fuck did you compose and write that in 5 minutes'.




It's actually really fucking scary.yes :mellow:

And gay. :ghey:
mjmacky
03-14-2012, 11:21 AM
And gay. :ghey:

What, are you looking for a promotion Lieutenant Obvious? I just made song about how gay I am.
manker
03-14-2012, 11:24 AM
Was Arty in the Gay Beard club?
Maybe he wants in.

You need a pic first though, mate.

===

Also; why do you wake up so early every day, Mary?
Artemis
03-14-2012, 11:24 AM
And gay. :ghey:

What, are you looking for a promotion Lieutenant Obvious? I just made song about how gay I am.

It's really really :ghey: I mean I have to stress how :ghey: it is, repeatedly it seems, and even after that, it still strikes me as :ghey:
mjmacky
03-14-2012, 11:27 AM
Also; why do you wake up so early every day, Mary?

I have inconsistent hours. The only trend is 20-24 hours of awake, 10-14 hours of sleep. There's also a trend to deviate from that dramatically.
manker
03-14-2012, 11:53 AM
The trend I noticed was that you're usually around after my first cawfee at 10am, which is 5am for you unless Florida isn't EST.

So that's three trends, only-one-trend-boi.
weenden
03-14-2012, 12:10 PM
ive heard once you go black you never go back
manker
03-14-2012, 12:35 PM
No, the correct expression is; once you go black, you get aids.
Snee
03-14-2012, 10:15 PM
No, it's: Once you go to Africa, you get the aids.
football
03-14-2012, 10:18 PM
Snee has a point.

103449
mjmacky
03-14-2012, 10:28 PM
Fuck Africa, why the hell are those islands in the south pacific covered with those AIDS thingies?
mjmacky
03-14-2012, 10:29 PM
The trend I noticed was that you're usually around after my first cawfee at 10am, which is 5am for you unless Florida isn't EST.

So that's three trends, only-one-trend-boi.

The trends are my sleep schedule, I will usually pop on FST around the same times if I'm awake.
IdolEyes787
03-14-2012, 10:39 PM
The Blacks have other saying like "If I'm minding my own business just driving down the street in my Volvo, chances are the cops will still pull me over before they do that white pedophile in the panel van". Of course that is only a rough translation. For the actual quote you will need to run that through an Ebonics translator and add gunshots in the background.
manker
03-14-2012, 10:49 PM
Fuck Africa, why the hell are those islands in the south pacific covered with those AIDS thingies?
It's because there are a lot of people who have aids in the areas those places on the map depict.

Stop me if I'm being too technical.
mjmacky
03-14-2012, 11:01 PM
Fuck Africa, why the hell are those islands in the south pacific covered with those AIDS thingies?
It's because there are a lot of people who have aids in the areas those places on the map depict.

Stop me if I'm being too technical.

This could be problematic for my future travel plans. I am in need of the confirmation of accuracy.
manker
03-14-2012, 11:09 PM
Seems legit to me.

better bag it or stick to virgins
Funkin'
03-14-2012, 11:49 PM
Seems legit to me.


fo rizzle...

Wait, I'm not black. I meant, I agree.
mjmacky
03-15-2012, 12:44 AM
or stick to virgins

How do you know they're not AIDS babies?!
Quarterquack
03-15-2012, 01:23 AM
or stick to virgins

How do you know they're not AIDS babies?!

The subset of black people does not overlap with the subset of people who are virgins.
mjmacky
03-15-2012, 01:46 AM
How do you know they're not AIDS babies?!

The subset of black people does not overlap with the subset of people who are virgins.

We're talking about oceanic Asian countries now, black people can't swim silly.
Quarterquack
03-15-2012, 01:48 AM
We're talking about oceanic Asian countries now, black people can't swim silly.

Judging by the Olympics, they can jump it.