Mar14

[ziggyjuarez]

Steak & blowjob day.Cant wait to eat some meat:)

[mjmacky]

Pi day, but I prefer to celebrate it on the 22nd of July since it's 0.01 % more accurate.

[Quarterquack]

I prefer to celebrate on the 28th of June for Tau day.
Today I just mourn the eve of the Ides of March.

[mjmacky]

Today I just mourn the eve of the Ides of March.

Why is that? Is it the day you had 23 men unsheathe their swords and stab you with them?

[Quarterquack]

Well the Ides signify the end of an era for me. As much as I despised Caesar, his death and the rise of Anthony were really my undoing.

[Artemis]

Well the Ides signify the end of an era for me. As much as I despised Caesar, his death and the rise of Anthony were really my undoing.

Well you and your cronies shouldn't have stabbed him then! And look at what is going to happen now, 10 years of civil war nearly tearing the whole empire apart, huge losses of men on both sides before the second triumvir is finally ended and Octavian becomes emperor.

[mjmacky]

Well the Ides signify the end of an era for me. As much as I despised Caesar, his death and the rise of Anthony were really my undoing.

I know I was using a euphemism or a metaphor, but you do acknowledge what my meaning was, right?

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Unless you were saying that Anthony and Caesar were two of the participants, death signifies flaccid sword, and undoing signifies bunghole reconstruction.

[Quarterquack]

Well you and your cronies shouldn't have stabbed him then!

Thou speaketh of conspiracy, treason
I am yet to be proven a conspirator, though
The massacre at the Theatre of Pompey,
Occureth two years too young for my participation.

Every time I'm reminded of Octavian's lineage,
My soul screams with jubilee flourishings
So that Rome may once more have the genius it deserves,
To close the temple doors once and for all.


Unless you were saying that Anthony and Caesar were two of the participants, death signifies flaccid sword, and undoing signifies bunghole reconstruction.

Brilliant. I have to request the following, though. When you think of myself in compromising positions, can you smile to yourself? Make it a habit. It'll make me feel normal that at least one person out there will think my sex life is laughable.

:shifty:

[mjmacky]

It'll make me feel normal that at least one person out there will think my sex life is laughable.

:shifty:

What makes all the others feel so reserved to avoid sharing their opinions with you?

[Quarterquack]

What makes all the others feel so reserved to avoid sharing their opinions with you?

It's probably a combination of their acknowledgement of my success in the field relative to them, that discredits their opinions on my inhibitions* - something about being rock hard in a glass house - and fear that if I were to be double crossed, I'd just auspice an exile on them.

* - It is at this point that I must mention that I was voted Most Likely to Have Jessica Alba Ask For Sex From Him at my prom.
Of course, I'm wildly paraphrasing, and the original title had to do with jacking off to pictures of Jessica Rabbit. Or I was as fast as a rabbit when I came. Something.

[Quarterquack]

Here's a true story: At prom, my graduating class actually voted "Hi, I'm John" as the worst pick-up line of that year. Bless them. :mellow:

[Quarterquack]

And yes, I now realize that I just slip an introduction between you and I to a first name basis, right after I boasted about my sex life.

Just like you slipped in the fact that you're O.K. with some side action the other day.

I'm a great signal picker-upper.

Let me know when you want me to show up at your house in my leather, German gas chamber role-play outfit.

[mjmacky]

I take it you're a John. Your yearbook committee needed an editing department. We didn't have those hypothetical superlative awards in ours if I recall. Even if we did, I don't think anyone would have been determined enough to push through custom titles, they would have defaulted to your standard ones.

Things I'm remembered for in high school.
-Sleeping EVERYWHERE, on the floor, at my desk, on benches, basically anywhere at any time. We saw this video one time of a narcoleptic dog, I was often compared to that dog.
-Terrorized the school one day when I assembled tampon nunchucks. I smacked over 50 people in the face with them, when they asked who in the world would give me their tampons, I said I found them in the garbage.
-Taxi man
-Annoying, it pissed people off that I aced all classes/exams/SATs and still had enough time to incessantly harass my classmates and teachers.

So make up my reward for that.

[Quarterquack]

Your yearbook committee needed an editing department. We didn't have those hypothetical superlative awards in ours if I recall. Even if we did, I don't think anyone would have been determined enough to push through custom titles, they would have defaulted to your standard ones.

Living in Canada provides for unique jobs. Things like official-snowfall-measurer where a guy holds a piece of bacon up to the snow bank and measures the pile-up. And for those of us without a supply of bacon that can measure north of 1.5m, High School Title creators - because we all want to feel unique at something. I really wanted to vote for our Valedictorian based on who was most likely to cry after saying something not worth crying about, but apparently assigning titles involved creative work, and someone already beat me to that years prior.


Things I'm remembered for in high school.
-Sleeping EVERYWHERE, on the floor, at my desk, on benches, basically anywhere at any time. We saw this video one time of a narcoleptic dog, I was often compared to that dog.
-Terrorized the school one day when I assembled tampon nunchucks. I smacked over 50 people in the face with them, when they asked who in the world would give me their tampons, I said I found them in the garbage.
-Taxi man
-Annoying, it pissed people off that I aced all classes/exams/SATs and still had enough time to incessantly harass my classmates and teachers.

So make up my reward for that.

Funny, I slept everywhere in University. Some of my professors used to smile at me when I woke up like clockwork 3 minutes before they said they're done. I used to regale them with tales of how I came about becoming so accurate in my sleep awakening schedule.

The thing I was most famous for in high school was the number 19. I was our Chemistry teacher's favourite student (he even nominated me to represent our school Nationally in the Chemistry Olympiad - something I graciously declined, since the package involved me paying money, and there's no fucking way I'd ever pay someone money for the chance to prove to myself that I'm better than most people) until one day he was trying to explain the merits of quick balancing.

He kept throwing random numbers up on the board and when he got to the last number he was stuck, since he had to restart all over to find a proper common factor. Before he'd even restarted throwing numbers up in his noggin I'd blurted out "19 H2's". 20 seconds later, in order to save the class some time, I said "Professor, 19 Hydrogens, work from there," and he turned around and stared at me as if I were dead to him.

Now, my professor was a very traditional Scottsman. He even wore a Kilt on Halloween week, had the accent to prove it, and played the bagpipes every time the school had a successful fund raiser. "Jaun, will you feckin' shet up, ayyy. I knouw the answer's nine feckin' teen on the hydroh gins." He never treated me the same again.

[mjmacky]

You know, 19 diatoms aren't the same as 19 atoms or 19 protons. Are you one of the types that calls halide ions by their diatomic gas equivalent?

[Quarterquack]

You know, 19 diatoms aren't the same as 19 atoms or 19 protons. Are you one of the types that calls halide ions by their diatomic gas equivalent?

Now is the time you choose to ignore the contextual meaning of the use of elemental names? And no, I nail the Ides just fine. It would be quite lethal in my work to do otherwise. Modelling for Fluorides and Fluorines are two extremely different things.

Either way, I have my way of dealing with it. Pluralities are natural presence equivalence - OxygenS/HydrogenS are O2/H2 (obviously with the exception of something like Ozone, or D2's/T2's, those would have their own terms). Oxygen is a singular Oxygen, most likely a ROS. It saves a load of time for me as a biochemist describing a pathway, but it would probably annoy you so much that you'd jump in a casket, lie down 6 feet under and start rolling now to demonstrate your dismay.

[mjmacky]

When I'm talking about oxygen gas, I'll say O-2, and go with nomenclature regarding the ionic forms as oxides or hydroxides (hydroxyl groups, polyphenolic, etc.). Even then, I'll sometimes say O-H. But yeah, I find that there's a lot of simplification by going with formulaic version when in conversation.

So I guess it's the Halides of March then?

[Quarterquack]

So I guess it's the Halides of March then?

I was impressed with our conversation when it lead down the path of discovery to this gem. :happy:

[IdolEyes787]

To anyone in charge (presumably no one).Can you please create a new section entitled "Science Stuff and Other Things that Bore the Fuck Out of Normal People ".

[mjmacky]

To anyone in charge (presumably no one).Can you please create a new section entitled "Science Stuff and Other Things that Bore the Fuck Out of Normal People ".

This is a pi day thread by inheritance of the title. What you need to do is ask yourself why you wandered in.

This reminds me of the time when you said all gay porn publishers should be shut down after feeling poorly having masturbated to them even though you're not gay.

[IdolEyes787]

To anyone in charge (presumably no one).Can you please create a new section entitled "Science Stuff and Other Things that Bore the Fuck Out of Normal People ".

This is a pi day thread by inheritance of the title. What you need to do is ask yourself why you wandered in.

This reminds me of the time when you said all gay porn publishers should be shut down after feeling poorly having masturbated to them even though you're not gay.

As I never actually said that I can only assume that you've been dreaming of me again.

[mjmacky]

This reminds me of the time when you said all gay porn publishers should be shut down after feeling poorly having masturbated to them even though you're not gay.

As I never actually said that I can only assume that you've been dreaming of me again.

How convenient for you have known that I accidentally deleted the voicemail message.

[megabyteme]

Today I just mourn the eve of the Ides of March.

Why is that? Is it the day you had 23 men unsheathe their swords and stab you with them?

Darth usually just calls that day, "Friday"...

:drummer:

[Skiz]

Steak & blowjob day.Cant wait to eat some meat:)

...and a steak? :drummer:

[mjmacky]

Why is that? Is it the day you had 23 men unsheathe their swords and stab you with them?

Darth usually just calls that day, "Friday"...

:drummer:

I heard that the turnout is smaller on Fridays, they only get a big group together on special occasions.

[manker]

To anyone in charge (presumably no one).Can you please create a new section entitled "Science Stuff and Other Things that Bore the Fuck Out of Normal People ".I was thinking along those the other day
I like reading Mary and I don't mind Darky so much either. Both have interesting things to say and macabre character twists - but when they converse, it's mind-bendingly fucking awful. Turgid beyond compare.


You should have a word with barbie, Idol.
Tell him you know me, It'll open doors :smilie4:

[mjmacky]

To anyone in charge (presumably no one).Can you please create a new section entitled "Science Stuff and Other Things that Bore the Fuck Out of Normal People ".I was thinking along those the other day
I like reading Mary and I don't mind Darky so much either. Both have interesting things to say and macabre character twists - but when they converse, it's mind-bendingly fucking awful. Turgid beyond compare.


You should have a word with barbie, Idol.
Tell him you know me, It'll open doors :smilie4:

It's not even on a high level, it's common familiar jargon if anything at all. You guys are suffocating on 180 ppt oxygen.

[manker]

I'm aware of that.
It's just, well, not very interesting :mellow:

[Quarterquack]

It's not even on a high level, it's common familiar jargon if anything at all. You guys are suffocating on 180 ppt oxygen.

I'd really liken it to the opposite, something akin to decompression sickness. They've dived so deep into dealing with the forumular twats that rising back to our level within a post-span is nigh lethal.

[manker]

It's not even on a high level, it's common familiar jargon if anything at all. You guys are suffocating on 180 ppt oxygen.

I'd really liken it to the opposite, something akin to decompression sickness. They've dived so deep into dealing with the forumular twats that rising back to our level within a post-span is nigh lethal.See.
You're not so bad now that you're grandstanding.

[mjmacky]

It's not even on a high level, it's common familiar jargon if anything at all. You guys are suffocating on 180 ppt oxygen.

I'd really liken it to the opposite, something akin to decompression sickness. They've dived so deep into dealing with the forumular twats that rising back to our level within a post-span is nigh lethal.

its all bout prospective

[Artemis]

I'd really liken it to the opposite, something akin to decompression sickness. They've dived so deep into dealing with the forumular twats that rising back to our level within a post-span is nigh lethal.See.
You're not so bad now that you're grandstanding.

Well you could always ban them on alternate weeks, that way you will keep the 'macabre character twists' you enjoy so much, while not suffering from narcolepsy when they gravitate to each other. It's a harshist thing to do, but you didn't go all blue because it matches your hair rinse, it's time to wield that power. :naughty:

[manker]

As ever, Arty talks with the good words in an order that communicate sense and reason to his readers.

There is but one problem. I like Mary more, so the length of the alternate bans each would serve would have to be proportionate.
See you for eleven minutes on November 14th 2015, Darky :(

[Artemis]

As ever, Arty talks with the good words in an order that communicate sense and reason to his readers.




Damned with faint praise. :sadwalk: A librarian ffs, couldn't you have described me as something more dashing? :blink:

I mean even the guy who holds the stop/go sign at the roadworks has a more interesting existence than a librarian....

[mjmacky]

We have a genuine situation here where you guys have failed to appreciate the Halides of March.

[Artemis]

We have a genuine situation here where you guys have failed to appreciate the Halides of March.

A moment of silence please while we remember this pun, it had such potential (for the uber-nerdy smelly science geeks amongst us) it is a shame it died so young from a terminal lack of interest by the general populace.....

[megabyteme]

We have a genuine situation here where you guys have failed to appreciate the Halides of March.

Et tu, Bromide? :(

[Artemis]

We have a genuine situation here where you guys have failed to appreciate the Halides of March.

Et tu, Bromide? :(

Now that's just necrophilia, you sick, sick puppy....

[manker]

I have googled to find out what Halides is. I was pre-aware of the circumstance of Caesar's demise in quite some detail.

The pertinent question is this: is it possible to get the joke without actually reading Mary and Darky's conversation.

[IdolEyes787]

I have googled to find out what Halides is. I was pre-aware of the circumstance of Caesar's demise in quite some detail.

The pertinent question is this: is it possible to get the joke without actually reading Mary and Darky's conversation.

You're probably got it but you're still siting there going "What? No I have to still be missing something as that can't really be it ".

[Artemis]

I have googled to find out what Halides is. I was pre-aware of the circumstance of Caesar's demise in quite some detail.

The pertinent question is this: is it possible to get the joke without actually reading Mary and Darky's conversation.

You're probably got it but you're still siting there going "What? No I have to still be missing something as that can't really be it ".

Hence my funeral oration over the death of the pun....

You know Idol, humor, levity, an attempt to bridge an uncomfortable silence. :blink:

[mjmacky]

The pertinent question is this: is it possible to get the joke without actually reading Mary and Darky's conversation.

Not it is not, it receives its relevance from the conversation directly. I enjoyed it the way I enjoy reference humor, just not as funny without the inherent allusion.

[Quarterquack]

So I guess it's the Halides of March then?

I was impressed with our conversation when it lead down the path of discovery to this gem. :happy:

Quoting this guy because his post summarizes every post thereafter. :whistling

[mjmacky]

Meg was almost there, should have done this:

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[mjmacky]

I'm starting to feel that no one "got it". That's Antoine Balard, the chemist who discovered and isolated bromine, subsequently doing a bunch of work with it afterward.

[manker]

:eyebrows:

* > explaining jokes

[IdolEyes787]

I'm starting to feel that no one "got it". That's Antoine Balard, the chemist who discovered and isolated bromine, subsequently doing a bunch of work with it afterward.

You sure that isn't Felipe Ducote? I hear that they look a lot alike.

[mjmacky]

I'm starting to feel that no one "got it". That's Antoine Balard, the chemist who discovered and isolated bromine, subsequently doing a bunch of work with it afterward.

You sure that isn't Felipe Ducote? I hear that they look a lot alike.

I'll bite... whothafuh is that?


:eyebrows:

* > explaining jokes

I thought it was brilliant, no reaction whatsoever. A couple of days is long enough to pronounce it dead, and therefore allows an elaboration.

[manker]

I thought it was brilliant:lol:
You certainly did.

Btw, I hear that Darky also thought it was fantastic but didn't reply just incase someone thought his reply to you tedious.

[mjmacky]

I thought it was brilliant:lol:
You certainly did.

Btw, I hear that Darky also thought it was fantastic but didn't reply just incase someone thought his reply to you tedious.

Without his recognition, I'm feeling totally invalidated. OK, that was the last post for now, stop updating the threads.

[manker]

I might want to talk to someone else though.

I duno, Idol hasn't got a life so should be around somewhere. Likewise mbm.

[megabyteme]

I have a life, I just choose to spend it with you guise.


You guise> 2 year olds with second round of colds in 2 weeks

Bearly.

[manker]

Having a life = getting laid and since your missus has recently spawned, you have a life.
Even if two years ago was the last time, that's still pretty good by FST's standards :smilie4:

I was just saying you should be around what with being a house husband and all.

[IdolEyes787]

I duno, Idol hasn't got a life so should be around somewhere. Likewise mbm.

From someone who used to have one I can tell you that the whole thing's incredibly overrated.
Honestly the only that stops me from spending even more time on this site is my abject dislike of everyone here.

[manker]

I duno, Idol hasn't got a life so should be around somewhere. Likewise mbm.

From someone who used to have one I can tell you that the whole thing's incredibly overrated.
Honestly the only that stops me from spending even more time on this site is my abject dislike of everyone here.Given my previous definition of what having a life actually is, I can only assume that you have, completely contrary to hitherto bored opinion, known the fair hand of a woman.

Please to be explaining with words to the rest of us what, exactly, it feels like to touch a real female bewb.

[IdolEyes787]

I'm not usually given to poetry but I think something like that almost requires it so I shall attempt.

Sort of squishy and it made me hard in my genitals.

[manker]

That's the kind of poetry I like. The best kind.
The kind that isn't poetry at all :happy:

Idol is my all time favourite poet. Fact.

[mjmacky]

So was the implication that I have a life? I just had a regular type work day today, they're needed every once in awhile.

I like coming here often, but my sole purpose is to be disliked by more and more people, the masses who were unaware that there is yet another vile annoying critic lurking and trying to make you sound stupid.

[manker]

It'll never happen. You'll always be disliked and liked in a ratio that remains remarkable for its consistency over time.
It's due to your very nature.

Okay so we've got intelligence on the y-axis and how much a person likes mary on the x.
It's basically a line at 45 degrees to the horizontal originating at the intersect.

You might think this is a good thing but you'll never be rich. I prefer for stupid people to like me :smilie4:

[mjmacky]

It'll never happen. You'll always be disliked and liked in a ratio that remains remarkable for its consistency over time.
It's due to your very nature.

Okay so we've got intelligence on the y-axis and how much a person likes mary on the x.
It's basically a line at 45 degrees to the horizontal originating at the intersect.

You might think this is a good thing but you'll never be rich. I prefer for stupid people to like me :smilie4:

I would like to think that the y-intercept is is further along the negative than the origin (I'm assuming 0 represents the mean?).

Anyways, # of people are represented on the z-axis, and my only concern is avoiding negative z (for short negaz). I just can't stand negaz.

[Artemis]

.... I just can't stand negaz.

Probably time to move out of the ghitto.

[manker]

:glag: ^

[mjmacky]

.... I just can't stand negaz.

Probably time to move out of the ghitto.

And move where, into another ghetto? We have all types of ghettos here.

[manker]

Probably time to move out of the ghitto.

And move where, into another ghetto? We have all types of ghettos here.Stay away from the ones with black people in. I saw on the tellybox that they can be bad.

Ideally, you should find a ghetto filled with 39% asians (for take-away food and to help your future kids with their homework), 43% white people (to hang out with), 3% hispanics (on the odd occasion you feel like talking about puntsphere but don't want to be reminded that your favourite team just lost), 7% eastern-europeans (everyone needs taxis) and 8% humaniform robots to keep the black people out.

[IdolEyes787]

Hispanics are also handy if you need any gardening done. The Japanese used to be the go to group for that but they seem to have figured out that by working hard and saving their money they can put their kids through Med school and that basically fucked up the system.

[manker]

There are gardens in Canadian ghettos.
La-di-da :snooty:

[IdolEyes787]

A tree grows in Toronto.

[megabyteme]

Ideally, you should find a ghetto filled with 39% asians (for take-away food and to help your future kids with their homework), 43% white people (to hang out with),[]

I like how you think, but how would you sleep at night with all the buzzy muffler car things zooming around at all hours. Not to mention how dangerous it could be if any one of them could get over the speed limit. :fear:

[manker]

Well, if Idol wants gardens, we'll have double glazing also.
But perhaps with all the money they make from their take-away business, they'll get some decent cars.

This ghetto is starting to look more and more like a new-build housing estate :dabs:

[ziggyjuarez]

Blacks will steal your shit
Whites will ask for your shit
Hispanics will work for shit (very little)
Asians pwn us all.

[mjmacky]

Drug dealers make better neighbors than privileged white drug addicts, in my experience. I want to get that white percentage down, but that Eastern European percentage up.

[manker]

Actually, fuck whites. Or rather, not.
I don't know what I was thinking earlier but I clearly wasn't ruminating about impregnating vulnerable immigrants.

I vote for getting some Estonian/Latvian/Ukranian females in and throwing at least 20% of the white people out.
I'm bored of native English speaking burds with their mediocre genetic make-up.

So, that's 39% Asian. 23% white, 7% male Eastern Europeans, 20% girls from places which used to be in the USSR but don't end in stan, 3% mexicans and 8% robot perimeter guards.

[mjmacky]

but I clearly wasn't ruminating about impregnating vulnerable immigrants.

I did that once, it was terminated of course.


I vote for getting some Estonian/Latvian/Ukranian females in and throwing at least 20% of the white people out.
I'm bored of native English speaking burds with their mediocre genetic make-up.

So, that's 39% Asian. 23% white, 7% male Eastern Europeans, 20% girls from places which used to be in the USSR but don't end in stan, 3% mexicans and 8% robot perimeter guards.

My math skills must be in decline because I got the following:
40 % teen Japanese girls
20 % teen Vietnamese girls
20 % teen Filipino girls
10 % teen Cantonese speaking girls
10 % teen Thai girls
10 % teen Cambodian girls
01 % teen Eastern European girls
01 % Wingmen (for the ugly ones, works overtime, doesn't speak to me directly).

[Artemis]

Actually, fuck whites. Or rather, not.
I don't know what I was thinking earlier but I clearly wasn't ruminating about impregnating vulnerable immigrants.

I vote for getting some Estonian/Latvian/Ukranian females in and throwing at least 20% of the white people out.
I'm bored of native English speaking burds with their mediocre genetic make-up.

So, that's 39% Asian. 23% white, 7% male Eastern Europeans, 20% girls from places which used to be in the USSR but don't end in stan, 3% mexicans and 8% robot perimeter guards.

Wise move on the 20% not coming from places that used to be in the USSR that don't end in stan, otherwise the surfeit of 6' muscular Eurasian Yak herders would totally fuck up the delicate balance which is the lounge (and also leave you questioning your sexuality :naughty:).

[manker]

Actually, fuck whites. Or rather, not.
I don't know what I was thinking earlier but I clearly wasn't ruminating about impregnating vulnerable immigrants.

I vote for getting some Estonian/Latvian/Ukranian females in and throwing at least 20% of the white people out.
I'm bored of native English speaking burds with their mediocre genetic make-up.

So, that's 39% Asian. 23% white, 7% male Eastern Europeans, 20% girls from places which used to be in the USSR but don't end in stan, 3% mexicans and 8% robot perimeter guards.

Wise move on the 20% not coming from places that used to be in the USSR that don't end in stan, otherwise the surfeit of 6' muscular Eurasian Yak herders would totally fuck up the delicate balance which is the lounge (and also leave you questioning your sexuality :naughty:).That part was a late addendum.
I suddenly realised that there would be nothing worse than a Tajikistani burd lumbering over and asking if I needed any carpet laying while I was talking to the ginger girl from Tatu.

[manker]

I did that once, it was terminated of course.


I vote for getting some Estonian/Latvian/Ukranian females in and throwing at least 20% of the white people out.
I'm bored of native English speaking burds with their mediocre genetic make-up.

So, that's 39% Asian. 23% white, 7% male Eastern Europeans, 20% girls from places which used to be in the USSR but don't end in stan, 3% mexicans and 8% robot perimeter guards.

My math skills must be in decline because I got the following:
40 % teen Japanese girls
20 % teen Vietnamese girls
20 % teen Filipino girls
10 % teen Cantonese speaking girls
10 % teen Thai girls
10 % teen Cambodian girls
01 % teen Eastern European girls
01 % Wingmen (for the ugly ones, works overtime, doesn't speak to me directly).There's nothing wrong with your maths skillz, it's just that you can't get a proper census done because around 60% of your women all look exactly the same.

It's no wonder you have a thing for traps, btw :pinch:

[mjmacky]

I suddenly realised that there would be nothing worse than a Tajikistani burd lumbering over and asking if I needed any carpet laying while I was talking to the ginger girl from Tatu.

The brunette if farced to take any.

[mjmacky]

it's just that you can't get a proper census done because around 60% of your women all look exactly the same.

It's no wonder you have a thing for traps, btw :pinch:

You can train your eye for these things. I'm not saying I am trained, but I'm sure living in that fantasy neighborhood would surely help.

True story time. During one of my times in China, I would have a gaggle of girls escorting me around campus, as well as to breakfast, lunch, and dinner (once in a awhile there was a guy or two in the mix). I'd literally end up spending 6-8 hours of the day with them, and the group would change every day. There was one time where I thought they reused a girl and I commented that she had already been out to lunch with me a few days earlier, and she had to correct me that that wasn't her. Really embarrassing.

[manker]

it's just that you can't get a proper census done because around 60% of your women all look exactly the same.

It's no wonder you have a thing for traps, btw :pinch:

You can train your eye for these things. I'm not saying I am trained, but I'm sure living in that fantasy neighborhood would surely help.

True story time. During one of my times in China, I would have a gaggle of girls escorting me around campus, as well as to breakfast, lunch, and dinner (once in a awhile there was a guy or two in the mix). I'd literally end up spending 6-8 hours of the day with them, and the group would change every day. There was one time where I thought they reused a girl and I commented that she had already been out to lunch with me a few days earlier, and she had to correct me that that wasn't her. Really embarrassing.:lol:

Were you studying or teaching? I ask because I want to know did you get anywhere with them.
I had a similar (not really, but anyway) experience with Malaysian girls who joined my course. The rest of the guys in my year were either English or incapable of talking to females -- it was an accountancy degree, you understand -- so the Malaysian students obviously gravitated to me and kind of hung around, smiling at me all the time. There were about 30 of them altogether and I was so sure they all wanted to sex my face that I tried it on with at least six of them in a two week period. Probably more.

Needless to say, those burkhas stayed firmly on and when one of them said to me that they didn't want to drink alcohol, they didn't want drugs or sex - they just wanted to have fun, the 19 year old me decided to cut his losses.
They were clearly impossible to please.

[Quarterquack]

Btw, I hear that Darky also thought it was fantastic but didn't reply just incase someone thought his reply to you tedious.

Without his recognition, I'm feeling totally invalidated.

There, there. Feel better.

[Artemis]

They were clearly impossible to please.

So pretty much similar to other wimmins then aye.

[mjmacky]

Were you studying or teaching? I ask because I want to know did you get anywhere with them.
I had a similar (not really, but anyway) experience with Malaysian girls who joined my course. The rest of the guys in my year were either English or incapable of talking to females -- it was an accountancy degree, you understand -- so the Malaysian students obviously gravitated to me and kind of hung around, smiling at me all the time. There were about 30 of them altogether and I was so sure they all wanted to sex my face that I tried it on with at least six of them in a two week period. Probably more.

Needless to say, those burkhas stayed firmly on and when one of them said to me that they didn't want to drink alcohol, they didn't want drugs or sex - they just wanted to have fun, the 19 year old me decided to cut his losses.
They were clearly impossible to please.

It was a short paid teaching gig, well more of a lecture series presenting current research as it related to Environmental Chemistry. I wasn't able to finagle my way into Chinese panties, not even close, but almost had a sure deal with a cutie from Nepal. I got cockblocked by her friends who happened to like her boyfriend, at one point there was a physical barrier formed.

[mjmacky]

Without his recognition, I'm feeling totally invalidated.

There, there. Feel better.

I will once you acknowledge it's the best cool story bro derivative ever created evAr!!

[manker]

They were clearly impossible to please.

So pretty much similar to other wimmins then aye.
Well, no. The ones who want alcohol, drugs and sex are completely possible to please if you apply liberal lashings of each vice on a regular basis.
It's when they stop wanting these things and substitute vices for stuff like stability, descendants and cakes the problems start.
You have to trade up at that point.

Fuck. I wrote that on auto-pilot pretty much but I understand women all of a sudden :blink:
zomfg

[manker]

I'm bookmarking this epiphany the fuck right now :smilie4:

[mjmacky]

Don't forget to bookmark the epiphany where you realize you are never allowed to understand women, and in it bookmark this epiphany in case you try to make the same mistake.

[your_creator]

this is one of the most racist thread I've seen on filesharingtalk

[mjmacky]

this is one of the most racist thread I've seen on filesharingtalk

Really? Cause I'm sure we could better (implying that it's already been done). See threads about Mexicans and U.S. immigration.

[Artemis]

this is one of the most racist thread I've seen on filesharingtalk

You don't read much do you? :blink:

[IdolEyes787]

this is one of the most racist thread I've seen on filesharingtalk

It can't be as I'm part Black and part Slope and I'm not the least bit offended.

[Artemis]

this is one of the most racist thread I've seen on filesharingtalk

It can't be as I'm part Black and part Slope and I'm not the least bit offended.

Are you a gradual slope or more of a sharp incline?

[IdolEyes787]

You seem to attempting to make fun of my ethnicity so you are obviously racist.
No wonder we tried to destroy you lot in the Solomons in WWII.

[Artemis]

You seem to attempting to make fun of my ethnicity so you are obviously racist.
No wonder we tried to destroy you lot in the Solomons in WWII.

That worked out well. :naughty:

[ziggyjuarez]

Check out "hetalia" for accurate racism.

[manker]

You can't even be racist. You're mexican.
Everyone knows only white people can be racist ffs

[Snee]

Racialist.

Although self-referential racism is just self-loathing with really shitty aim, like.

[manker]

Racialist.

Although self-referential racism is just self-loathing with really shitty aim, like.You're not wrong.
I'd better stick to being a racial to foreigners :smilie4:

[ziggyjuarez]

How is this?You're not the smartest people.You're not the most advanced.An for damn sure aren't the genetically,athletically supperiour people.Even your own women realize this.

[ohlife]

is anyone talking about glamorous people ?

[Snee]

How is this?You're not the smartest people.You're not the most advanced.An for damn sure aren't the genetically,athletically supperiour people.Even your own women realize this.

By harshing the welsh like that, you may just have gone too far :no:

[Artemis]

How is this?You're not the smartest people.You're not the most advanced.An for damn sure aren't the genetically,athletically supperiour people.Even your own women realize this.

By harshing the welsh like that, you may just have gone too far :no:

As for being unathletic, they dig bloody big holes all over the hill ranges. :blink:

[manker]

I can't believe jiggy turned against the Welsh like this.
And I always considered him a supperiour mexican :no:

[ziggyjuarez]

Sorry overlords, I don't know what got into me.Maybe my native side took over my Spanish side.Only for a minute of course .

[megabyteme]

Sorry overlords, I don't know what got into me.Maybe my native side took over my Spanish side.Only for a minute of course .

You've been selling your blood, and it seems the best of it has been siphoned off the top. :console:

[Snee]

Sorry overlords, I don't know what got into me.Maybe my native side took over my Spanish side.Only for a minute of course .

Good good. Mustn't upset your welsh overlords, or else you might end up in the sugar mines.

[ziggyjuarez]

When I get up from sitting it feels like I'm gonna pass out some times.also my arm feels fucked.Does any1 know if it's bad to use the same vein every time?

[Snee]

I'd put the needle between my toes, rather than in an arm, like. The cops'll spot the marks in no-time if you keep injecting into your arm, like.

[ziggyjuarez]

The only option they give me is left or right arm.my left arm really isn't a option either because it's Girly.

[megabyteme]

The only option they give me is left or right arm.my left arm really isn't a option either because it's Girly.

:lol::happy:

[Artemis]

The only option they give me is left or right arm.my left arm really isn't a option either because it's Girly.

We all know why your right arm is muscled and manly. :naughty:

[Quarterquack]

When I get up from sitting it feels like I'm gonna pass out some times.

Bahahahaha.