Quickfire questions and statements for a SnnY Monday.

[manker]

Do you think you could run six miles, right now, like wot Squeamous did?

When you add someone to your friend list on here, does it enable you to see them when they're appearing offline?

Me and a hawt burd are going to lay that carpet tomoro morning, I will provide pics if I survive.

How the feck is Panesar outbowling Swann?

Mary is definitely in prison I think.

Is your earliest memory of the internets porn related?

Can someone go get JP?

My favourite thing I've ever read this week is in my sig. What's yours?

[IdolEyes787]

Do you think you could run six miles, right now, like wot Squeamous did?

When you add someone to your friend list on here, does it enable you to see them when they're appearing offline?

Me and a hawt burd are going to lay that carpet tomoro morning, I will provide pics if I survive.

How the feck is Panesar outbowling Swann?

Mary is definitely in prison I think.

Is your earliest memory of the internets porn related?

Can someone go get JP?

My favourite thing I've ever read this week is in my sig. What's yours?

I think I could run 6 miles but I don't know if I could do it wiggling my butt like Squeamous did though.

I haven't the foggiest as I only add people to my friends list so that I no longer have to put any effort out into maintaining our relationship.

Euphemism obviously and resulted in an unpleasant image I wish I could erase.

Who the feck is a Panesar?

They can't put you directly in prison so I think probably more likely County Jail awaiting trial.

My earliest memory of everything is porn related.

Another euphemism obviously so yes.

Your writing that your favourite thing is your sig.

[Squeamous]

Do you think you could run six miles, right now, like wot Squeamous did?

When you add someone to your friend list on here, does it enable you to see them when they're appearing offline?

Me and a hawt burd are going to lay that carpet tomoro morning, I will provide pics if I survive.

How the feck is Panesar outbowling Swann?

Mary is definitely in prison I think.

Is your earliest memory of the internets porn related?

Can someone go get JP?

My favourite thing I've ever read this week is in my sig. What's yours?

No, definitely not.

Shouldn't you be able to tell us?

Can we have pics of the girl and not you or the carpet please?

Who cares?

Wherever he is, as long as he's happy that's the important thing.

No.

JP is old, we should probably start looking for his replacement soon anyway.

That the final total we raised for the run was £867 :happy:

[manker]

Do you think you could run six miles, right now, like wot Squeamous did?

When you add someone to your friend list on here, does it enable you to see them when they're appearing offline?

Me and a hawt burd are going to lay that carpet tomoro morning, I will provide pics if I survive.

How the feck is Panesar outbowling Swann?

Mary is definitely in prison I think.

Is your earliest memory of the internets porn related?

Can someone go get JP?

My favourite thing I've ever read this week is in my sig. What's yours?

I think I could run 6 miles but I don't know if I could do it wiggling my butt like Squeamous did though.

I haven't the foggiest as I only add people to my friends list so that I no longer have to put any effort out into maintaining our relationship.

Euphemism obviously and resulted in an unpleasant image I wish I could erase.

Who the feck is a Panesar?

They can't put you directly in prison so I think probably more likely County Jail awaiting trial.

My earliest memory of everything is porn related.

Another euphemism obviously so yes.

Your writing that your favourite thing is your sig.Quoting due to the perfect use of the space-bar and absence of extraneous punctuation.
Okay so I'd probably have put a few commas in to break things up, but I'm not even going to mention that.

===

There are no euphemisms in that, no innuendo and negligible humour.
Also, how do you know she wiggled her butt :stalker:

[Snee]

Yes. But I might puke up that burger I just had, after.

You see them in the list with a + after their name. Afaik even if they're ckrit.

Good luck.

Idk


No, she's busy looking for the pass to her oleg account.

No.

Idk.

What idle wrote about what you wrote.

[manker]

Thqueams: I know I should probably know, but I don't. I've never even read the rules here. True story.
You can't have pics of the hawt burd. You get me and the carpet, that's it :snooty:

Congrats on the amount you raised. Les and, more curiously, Idol have been requesting sweaty pics.
I think they've volunteered to get that total up to £1000 unless I misunderstood or made it all up.

[manker]

You see them in the list with a + after their name. Afaik even if they're ckrit.Cheers :happy:
That's pretty much why I made this thread. I just fleshed it out with fluff.

[megabyteme]

I'm certain most of your questions can be answered through the medium of music video.


http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_detailpage&v=s0KwCyRSD98

[manker]

Not clicking for the aforementioned aural circumspection but also because I'm worried that I'll discover you just asked me out.

[megabyteme]

I clicked on jewtewb to find a Michael Bay video, and that was plastered all over the front page. Laziness got the best of me, and posted that one instead. You were doomed to get one atrocity, or another... :devil:

[IdolEyes787]

I clicked on jewtewb to find a Michael Bay video, and that was plastered all over the front page. Laziness got the best of me, and posted that one instead. You were doomed to get one atrocity, or another... :devil:

The really sad thing is that it's got more of a plot than some of his movies.Actually created just to make a buck,nonsensical, fancy cars, hawt women who are robotic ,irritating music , quick cuts to give the false impression of something happening ,pointless explosions, no real resolution at the end ,this is a Michael Bay movie.:(


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TmNEG8IFd_Y

[Snee]

I bet you cried at the end of Bad Boys II.

[IdolEyes787]

I cried when they announced there was going to be a Bad Boys II. Actually I had to rewatch the trailer to be sure that I had even seen BBII seeing as it differs so very little from BBI. Even then all I remembered was the scene on the freeway with Will Smith swerving around stuff.The one with Nick Cage , the Ferrari and the hills of San Fransisco in The Rock was better acted.

[Snee]

Watch something directed by Uwe Boll, is all I'm saying. You'll wish it was as good as Bad Boys II.

[Snee]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vgNeoMvC6hA

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q72wbwbjpxQ

[Snee]

I'll admit, tho, that the black and white pirate flashbacks of that movie made me laugh.

[IdolEyes787]

I've seen House of the Dead , all three BloodRaynes,Alone in the Dark, In the Name of the King and Postal. People ask how does he manage to finance such indescribable shit but supposedly investors love Uwe Bowl movies because they can use them as tax write-offs somehow.
Thing is unlike Boll unlike Bay( but like Ed Wood) actually has a real affection for making movies, he's just incredibly bad at it.Easy to hate the movies but hard to hate the man.

Also he not only talks the talk but is willing to walk the walk.


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=swg4SshYx2E

[Snee]

ffs, I thought I had watched too much crap on the telly. You make me look like an amateur at doing nothing.

tbh, I've sometimes suspected Boll of being some kind of cinematic genius. Those ill-timed slowmotion-shots, fex, those almost seem intentional.

Also. My favourite among his matches was when he pummeled lowtax.

[Something Else]

Do you think you could run six miles, right now, like wot Squeamous did? Nope. /wopped.

When you add someone to your friend list on here, does it enable you to see them when they're appearing offline? Already answered.

Me and a hawt burd are going to lay that carpet tomoro morning, I will provide pics if I survive. /pics or it never happened.

How the feck is Panesar outbowling Swann? Indian Cheese fits in a bowl more easily than gheyme. :unsure:

Mary is definitely in prison I think. He's more likely to be on a week-long Jesus retreat. It's what Merkins do.

Is your earliest memory of the internets porn related? Goatse was an early one.

Can someone go get JP? Perhaps we should ask Mrs.JP if he's allowed first.

My favourite thing I've ever read this week is in my sig. What's yours? A sign for a shop called Marys Nail's. Most funny stuff was on these, here internets tbh. The sign just annoyed me.

[manker]

At first I thought the shop sign was some play on 'snail' that I wasn't understanding, so I re-read it.
The apostrophe abuse hit from both perusals impacted upon me at the same time.

I'm going to PM Mary and ask her to pray for my tattered retinae.

I'm sure there's a Tumblr, btw, for sign related apostrophe abuse. There are some sick, sick people on these internets we live in.

[Squeamous]

Thqueams: I know I should probably know, but I don't. I've never even read the rules here. True story.
You can't have pics of the hawt burd. You get me and the carpet, that's it :snooty:

Congrats on the amount you raised. Les and, more curiously, Idol have been requesting sweaty pics.
I think they've volunteered to get that total up to £1000 unless I misunderstood or made it all up.

Well? What's the situation? It's now after lunch and we all want to know whether you the carpet got laid.
And how do you think I got the sponsorship total up that far in the first place? I shall pm pictures to the kind souls who donated :shifty:

[Barbarossa]

Do you think you could run six miles, right now, like wot Squeamous did? Not exactly like that, no

When you add someone to your friend list on here, does it enable you to see them when they're appearing offline? I don't have any friends on here

Me and a hawt burd are going to lay that carpet tomoro morning, I will provide pics if I survive. Deep shag?

How the feck is Panesar outbowling Swann? Cricket is a game of luck

Mary is definitely in prison I think. A prison of his own mind

Is your earliest memory of the internets porn related? No. Oh wait. Yes.

Can someone go get JP? I imagine JP employs someone to do that already

My favourite thing I've ever read this week is in my sig. What's yours? Proper Bo is on holiday :schnauz:

[manker]

I spent the entire day so far working. I missed most of the cricket, I rushed my lunch and I think I might have to work some more in about ten minutes time.
Tomoro I will be mostly convalescing so the laying will be done on Thursday instead :emo:

I await the pics for knocking-out-a-swift-one porpoises.

[manker]

Congrats on 19k, barbs.
I don't get answer one or seven. They seem a little non-secateaureous to me.

As for cricket being a game of luck, I think you'll find that Swann took 4 wickets in his ten overs today and that the age old analogy of cream rising to the top is particularly true in this, the most gentlemanly of pursuits.

[Barbarossa]

Yeah ya do... :smilie4:

[manker]

SO you're not going to explain them :dabs:

[Barbarossa]

ermm..... OK then. :ermm:

1) I was inferring that squeams runs like a girl with arms and legs flailing wildly.. My running technique is akin to Ussain Bolt's, obviously...

7) I was alluding to the fact that JP is enormously wealthy and probably has a chauffeur to drive him around from mansion to mansion or something.

If I don't get a big dabs smiley in response to this post I'll be very disappointed...

[manker]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v31/samsamsamsam/bigdabses5.gif

I was thinking too literally. I was wondering how on earth JP would be able to anticipate the need to employ a man to go get him to come back to the internets when the internets hadn't yet decided she wanted him to return.
And also, I reckon you run like a man with a kindle in his inside pocket who has to hold the front tails of his double breasted suit jacket to stop it falling out as he tries in vain to catch the number 93 bus to Littlehampton :smilie4:

[Barbarossa]

And also, I reckon you run like a man with a kindle in his inside pocket who has to hold the front tails of his double breasted suit jacket to stop it falling out as he tries in vain to catch the number 93 bus to Littlehampton :smilie4:

Hahahahaha, ahem, are you sure we've never met? :unsure:

[manker]

Closest we got was when you were loike 3 miles away from my house for the weekend but you weren't allowed to meet me in the pub.

:pinch:

[Barbarossa]

Meeeow! :pinch:

(How the fuck DO you spell the sound a cat makes? I had to look that up and even now I'm not happy with it...)

[manker]

(How the fuck DO you spell the sound a cat makes? I had to look that up and even now I'm not happy with it...)Intuitively, it's miaow.

And also, you should have checked out Usain :whistling

[Snee]

You're still a pendant.

Also, my nephew says: vvvcvchhgggvvcxxxdxdfdedqssasscfddwdddwwffwd

[Squeamous]

ermm..... OK then. :ermm:

1) I was inferring that squeams runs like a girl with arms and legs flailing wildly.. My running technique is akin to Ussain Bolt's, obviously...

7) I was alluding to the fact that JP is enormously wealthy and probably has a chauffeur to drive him around from mansion to mansion or something.

If I don't get a big dabs smiley in response to this post I'll be very disappointed...

How dare you! I run like a joyful gazelle!


And also, I reckon you run like a man with a kindle in his inside pocket who has to hold the front tails of his double breasted suit jacket to stop it falling out as he tries in vain to catch the number 93 bus to Littlehampton :smilie4:

:happy:

[Biggles]

How dare you! I run like a joyful gazelle!


And also, I reckon you run like a man with a kindle in his inside pocket who has to hold the front tails of his double breasted suit jacket to stop it falling out as he tries in vain to catch the number 93 bus to Littlehampton :smilie4:

:happy:

You get girl gazelles too you know

[Squeamous]

How dare you! I run like a joyful gazelle!



:happy:

You get girl gazelles too you know

They run like joyful gazelles too :snooty:

[manker]

You get girl gazelles too you know

They run like joyful gazelles too :snooty:If you watch a gazelle, which isn't being chased by a predatory feline and thus relatively joyful, do a spot of running, they look look a bit girly anyway.
They prance about a lot and it all seems rather aimless. You can often see them stop off to look at some grass plus they get skittish if the wind changes.

My own style of running is of the particularly relentless lupine variety :smilie4:

[Squeamous]

They run like joyful gazelles too :snooty:If you watch a gazelle, which isn't being chased by a predatory feline and thus relatively joyful, do a spot of running, they look look a bit girly anyway.
They prance about a lot and it all seems rather aimless. You can often see them stop off to look at some grass plus they get skittish if the wind changes.

My own style of running is of the particularly relentless lupine variety :smilie4:

Fuck you!! :pinch:

Wait a second.....aren't you a bit old for running? :unsure:

[manker]

Bring it :D

Speaking of which, you and M&SSTD did fucking well to even be in the mood for sex after running all that way.
After a run, I can barely muster up the energy to even suck on a fag.

[IdolEyes787]

Light-hearted gazelles are always the first ones to get eaten.Prancing around ,head in the clouds ,not a care in the World and then next thing you know blam torn to bloodly little pieces and digesting in a hyenas belly.:(

[Squeamous]

Bring it :D

Speaking of which, you and M&SSTD did fucking well to even be in the mood for sex after running all that way.
After a run, I can barely muster up the energy to even suck on a fag.

That's because you're almost 40 :console:
Just before the run started I noticed I had 2 lighters in my running jacket pockets. If God didn't want us to smoke after a run he wouldn't have made us crave one so bad :no:



Light-hearted gazelles are always the first ones to get eaten.Prancing around ,head in the clouds ,not a care in the World and then next thing you know blam torn to bloodly little pieces and digesting in a hyenas belly.:(

:cry:

[manker]

Stop wishing my life away, weird old person fetish girl.
brb, going out to buy two convertibles and get my teeth bleached :snooty:

[IdolEyes787]

Speaking of which, you and M&SSTD did fucking well to even be in the mood for sex after running all that way.
After a run, I can barely muster up the energy to even suck on a fag.

Now I confused more confused I thought you said that you had no appetite for sex after a run?:unsure:

[manker]

I only did it to discombobulate the merkins.
Are you sure you're not American, btw. You also don't understand irony and chavois told me that you sound almost exactly like one.

[IdolEyes787]

I only did it to discombobulate the merkins.
Are you sure you're not American, btw. You also don't understand irony and chavois told me that you sound almost exactly like one.

Which one?

[manker]

I have literally no idea, it was the Irish guy who was spreading the nationality rumours about you. I was just sitting here minding my own business.
I'm actually surprised you even asked me you callous bastard.

[Artemis]

Stop wishing my life away, weird old person fetish girl.
brb, going out to buy two convertibles and get my teeth bleached :snooty:

You live in Wales ffs, when are you ever going to get the top down on even one convertible?

[manker]

Today, hactually. And several times over the weekend :snooty:

[Squeamous]

Stop wishing my life away, weird old person fetish girl.
brb, going out to buy two convertibles and get my teeth bleached :snooty:

In my mind you look a bit like Nigel Bates out of off of Eastenders.


You live in Wales ffs, when are you ever going to get the top down on even one convertible?

:D

[manker]

Why is it always curly haired people. CrabGirl said that in her mind's eye, I was the Welsh one from Coupling.
I'm going to make some more posts about my GHDs.

[Squeamous]

Why is it always curly haired people. CrabGirl said that in her mind's eye, I was the Welsh one from Coupling.
I'm going to make some more posts about my GHDs.

:glag:
Accountancy is the refuge of society's outcasts, that's why. Gingers and curlys dominate.

[manker]

One of the hawt burds is ginger. I'd certainly dominate her refuge of society's outcast.
If you know what I mean :naughty:

[manker]

Don't worry if you don't, just say it out loud in a Scotch accent and then emit a throaty Sid James chuckle straight afterwards.
I did and it now makes hella sense :smilie4:

[chalice]

Do you think you could run six miles, right now, like wot Squeamous did?

Not a fucking second cousin twice removed of a chance. I could manage two miles before I became a geyser of vomit. Subsequent to that, I'd be handing the verb 'jog' over to the paramedics.

When you add someone to your friend list on here, does it enable you to see them when they're appearing offline?

It's a distributed consciousness kinda deal which can be nullified by sharing the account password. Incidentally, JP and Fugley did it back in the day with the JP Fugley account. It lasted about six week before JP completely eclipsed Fugley. Fugley hasn't been heard from since. True story. Make from it what you will.

Me and a hawt burd are going to lay that carpet tomoro morning, I will provide pics if I survive.

Sweet to the beat.

How the feck is Panesar outbowling Swann?

About half seven.

Mary is definitely in prison I think.

Matter of time.

Is your earliest memory of the internets porn related?

Pretty much, but I was slapped back into the internets womb when I galumphed onto a site called 'shit city.com'. I wound in my vertibrae to an extext after that.

Can someone go get JP?

Haven't you heard? He's deceased. Defunct. Late. Mortified. Interred. Reposing.

My favourite thing I've ever read this week is in my sig. What's yours?

Your sig.

[manker]

Well he must be because he can't be posting on a different site.
He'd find it impossible to join one given this one evolved around him and everyone hates the fuck out of him for at least six months before they don't.

I'm glad someone finally admitted to not being able to run six miles, btw. I also couldn't I don't think.
I play footie and stuff but they say a professional midfielder runs eight miles in a match. So that means about half that for me and I'm fucked at the end of it.

[Snee]

You both also smoke iirc.

If it halps, I'm not saying I'd get there especially fast. But when the weather allows I cycle a minimum of 40 miles a week, not counting back and forth to work, and last summer I did five times that, twice in two days.

The endurance won't be an issue. Also, footie is different, you need both endurance and sprinting skillz. So you can't rly compare them.

[Snee]

And unless I'm mistaken, idle does more cycling than I.

[mjmacky]

I think it depends on the situation. If I really had no worthwhile motivation I don't think I'd run the entire 6 miles. If there was a feral cat with sharp claws chasing and trying to infect me with the AIDS baby virus, I'm pretty certain I'd be able to make it the full 6. I used to jog 3 miles and sprint the 4th without issue, but that was more than a decade ago and I at least had a reason to keep my stamina up. I've given running a try since I moved to downtown and thought the scenery would be a good enough distraction, but I stopped doing it once I realized that I couldn't shake the thought of me running pointlessly with no destination out of my head.

A complicated answer, sure, but wouldn't you have been disappointed otherwise.

[Squeamous]

Well he must be because he can't be posting on a different site.
He'd find it impossible to join one given this one evolved around him and everyone hates the fuck out of him for at least six months before they don't.

I'm glad someone finally admitted to not being able to run six miles, btw. I also couldn't I don't think.
I play footie and stuff but they say a professional midfielder runs eight miles in a match. So that means about half that for me and I'm fucked at the end of it.

I don't feel very fit. I thought I was. I thought I had spent the last 7 years running, but in reality I've been jogging at a speed that requires no effort and enables me to listen to music and relax. Imagine the blow to my ego to find that 4 days after a 'proper run' my legs are still tighter than an Eskimo's ball bag. I'm going to have to up my game :(


I think it depends on the situation. If I really had no worthwhile motivation I don't think I'd run the entire 6 miles. If there was a feral cat with sharp claws chasing and trying to infect me with the AIDS baby virus, I'm pretty certain I'd be able to make it the full 6. I used to jog 3 miles and sprint the 4th without issue, but that was more than a decade ago and I at least had a reason to keep my stamina up. I've given running a try since I moved to downtown and thought the scenery would be a good enough distraction, but I stopped doing it once I realized that I couldn't shake the thought of me running pointlessly with no destination out of my head.

A complicated answer, sure, but wouldn't you have been disappointed otherwise.

Same here. I only ever run when I have a reason to do it. When I'm going to visit friends for instance, or home from work. I couldn't go to a gym, it would be so pointless I'd break out in existential angst.

[mjmacky]

I couldn't go to a gym, it would be so pointless I'd break out in existential angst.

Holy moly, I've also called exercise by that phrase before.

[Quarterquack]

I can't run 6 miles to save my life. But I can swim them right out of bed. I used to do a morning 14km swim daily. Unfortunately, the stamina built up swimming is vastly noninterchangeable to the stamina built up jogging. Triathlons usually have me amazed.

[mjmacky]

I can't run 6 miles to save my life. But I can swim them right out of bed. I used to do a morning 14km swim daily. Unfortunately, the stamina built up swimming is vastly noninterchangeable to the stamina built up jogging. Triathlons usually have me amazed.

That is quite the stamina considering it's a kiddie pool.

[Quarterquack]

That is quite the stamina considering it's a kiddie pool.

Actually, it was the Mediterranean. See, I used to not want to pay to get into an expensive beach (it cost exactly $3 entrance fee). So I used to swim past the protective buoys, a 7km stretch, and then back in towards the land. The first few times I attempted it, I actually needed to use the buoys for support (pretty difficult swimming an entire 7km against the draft, after swimming an entire 7km prior). But then I got over it. The goal at the end was seeing a bunch of really hot Italians who had enough money to pay $3 on the beach entry fee, $3 on a Newspaper to block their view of my creeping up on them, and $20 on a different pair of thongs daily.

[mjmacky]

That is quite the stamina considering it's a kiddie pool.

Actually, it was the Mediterranean. See, I used to not want to pay to get into an expensive beach (it cost exactly $3 entrance fee). So I used to swim past the protective buoys, a 7km stretch, and then back in towards the land. The first few times I attempted it, I actually needed to use the buoys for support (pretty difficult swimming an entire 7km against the draft, after swimming an entire 7km prior). But then I got over it. The goal at the end was seeing a bunch of really hot Italians who had enough money to pay $3 on the beach entry fee, $3 on a Newspaper to block their view of my creeping up on them, and $20 on a different pair of thongs daily.

105375

We used to call our kiddie pool the Black Sea because it was so filthy, but didn't go so far as to recreate the economic scenario of the Ukraine.

[happyed]

Do you think you could run six miles, right now, like wot Squeamous did? - Not anymore, I reckon I've only got about four more years till I have to get a wheelchair.

When you add someone to your friend list on here, does it enable you to see them when they're appearing offline? - Yeah, Like I'd have any fucking clue about that.

Me and a hawt burd are going to lay that carpet tomoro morning, I will provide pics if I survive. - Still a distinct lack of photies I see, so I don't believe you.

How the feck is Panesar outbowling Swann? - They've not been playing too well recently, buggered if I know why, thay have all the people.

Mary is definitely in prison I think. - I reckon Mary was just hiding to see if any of you cared.

Is your earliest memory of the internets porn related? Nope. It was crappy technical stuff.

Can someone go get JP? - Hmmm...

My favourite thing I've ever read this week is in my sig. What's yours? - Marys blog. Some of his edits are quite amusing. Although to be fair this week has been a very bad one, burying an nephew really hasn't helped.

[mjmacky]

Although to be fair this week has been a very bad one, burying an nephew really hasn't helped.

Even worse for your sibling, who subsequently watched you dig his plot with a spade in the backyard.

[Squeamous]

Holy moly, I've also called exercise by that phrase before.

INC.......you get the drift.


I can't run 6 miles to save my life. But I can swim them right out of bed. I used to do a morning 14km swim daily. Unfortunately, the stamina built up swimming is vastly noninterchangeable to the stamina built up jogging. Triathlons usually have me amazed.

I would love to do a triathlon one day! I used to be a strong swimmer but I'm also terrified of putting my face under the water. If I don't swim for a while the fear comes back with a vengeance, and it takes me a short while before I can re-adopt a competitive swimming style. I reckon I'll put the effort in and do it one day though.



That is quite the stamina considering it's a kiddie pool.

Actually, it was the Mediterranean. See, I used to not want to pay to get into an expensive beach (it cost exactly $3 entrance fee). So I used to swim past the protective buoys, a 7km stretch, and then back in towards the land. The first few times I attempted it, I actually needed to use the buoys for support (pretty difficult swimming an entire 7km against the draft, after swimming an entire 7km prior). But then I got over it. The goal at the end was seeing a bunch of really hot Italians who had enough money to pay $3 on the beach entry fee, $3 on a Newspaper to block their view of my creeping up on them, and $20 on a different pair of thongs daily.

I can't see Mary swimming past any buoys.

[mjmacky]

I can't see Mary swimming past any buoys.

Well they all seem to have lost their swimming trunks, like I could ignore that and not help them look for them for a few hours on land.

[Squeamous]

See what we did there ^ everyone. Comedy gold.

[manker]

/golf clap :smilie4:

I like the idea of Mary as your patsy.
Plz to be exploring this.

[Squeamous]

Who's on first base Macky?

[mjmacky]

Who's on first base Macky?

Who. Do you want to replace Idol in our comedy duo, Fuck Me 'N the Brain? He doesn't seem to be too into it. Plus I think your mentioning of Pinky et al. inspired the label. I can easily redo the logo. Only if you're in, and it's a slow day on FST and I'm not running around doing stuff at the same time.

[mjmacky]

I assume this has been red before.

ABBOTT: Super Duper computer store. Can I help you?
COSTELLO: Thanks. I'm setting up an office in my den and I'm thinking about buying a computer.
ABBOTT: Mac?
COSTELLO: No, the name's Lou.
ABBOTT: Your computer?
COSTELLO: I don't own a computer. I want to buy one.
ABBOTT: Mac?
COSTELLO: I told you, my name's Lou.
ABBOTT: What about Windows?
COSTELLO: Why? Will it get stuffy in here?
ABBOTT: Do you want a computer with Windows?
COSTELLO: I don't know. What will I see when I look in the windows?
ABBOTT: Wallpaper.
COSTELLO: Never mind the windows. I need a computer and software.
ABBOTT: Software for Windows?
COSTELLO: No. On the computer! I need something I can use to write proposals, track expenses and run my business. What have you got?
ABBOTT: Office.
COSTELLO: Yeah, for my office. Can you recommend anything?
ABBOTT: I just did.
COSTELLO: You just did what?
ABBOTT: Recommend something.
COSTELLO: You recommended something?
ABBOTT: Yes.
COSTELLO: For my office?
ABBOTT: Yes.
COSTELLO: OK, what did you recommend for my office?
ABBOTT: Office.
COSTELLO: Yes, for my office!
ABBOTT: I recommend Office with Windows.
COSTELLO: I already have an office with windows! OK, lets just say I'm sitting at my computer and I want to type a proposal. What do I need?
ABBOTT: Word.
COSTELLO: What word?
ABBOTT: Word in Office.
COSTELLO: The only word in office is office.
ABBOTT: The Word in Office for Windows.
COSTELLO: Which word in office for windows?
ABBOTT: The Word you get when you click the blue "W".
COSTELLO: I'm going to click your blue "w" if you don't start with some straight answers. OK, forget that. Can I watch movies on the Internet?
ABBOTT: Yes, you want Real One.
COSTELLO: Maybe a real one, maybe a cartoon. What I watch is none of your business. Just tell me what I need!
ABBOTT: Real One.
COSTELLO: If it's a long movie I also want to see reel 2, 3 & 4. Can I watch them?
ABBOTT: Of course.
COSTELLO: Great! With what?
ABBOTT: Real One.
COSTELLO: OK, I'm at my computer and I want to watch a movie. What do I do?
ABBOTT: You click the blue "1".
COSTELLO: I click the blue one what?
ABBOTT: The blue "1".
COSTELLO: Is that different from the blue w?
ABBOTT: The blue "1" is Real One and the blue "W" is Word.
COSTELLO: What word?
ABBOTT: The Word in Office for Windows.
COSTELLO: But there's three words in "office for windows"!
ABBOTT: No, just one. But it's the most popular Word in the world.
COSTELLO: It is?
ABBOTT: Yes, but to be fair, there aren't many other Words left. It pretty much wiped out all the other Words out there.
COSTELLO: And that word is real one?
ABBOTT: Real One has nothing to do with Word. Real One isn't even part of Office.
COSTELLO: STOP! Don't start that again. What about financial bookkeeping? You have anything I can track my money with?
ABBOTT: Money.
COSTELLO: That's right. What do you have?
ABBOTT: Money.
COSTELLO: I need money to track my money?
ABBOTT: It comes bundled with your computer.
COSTELLO: What's bundled with my computer?
ABBOTT: Money.
COSTELLO: Money comes with my computer?
ABBOTT: Yes. No extra charge.
COSTELLO: I get a bundle of money with my computer? How much?
ABBOTT: One copy.
COSTELLO: Isn't it illegal to copy money?
ABBOTT: Microsoft gave us a license to copy Money.
COSTELLO: They can give you a license to copy money?
ABBOTT: Why not? THEY OWN IT!
A FEW DAYS LATER . . .
ABBOTT: Super Duper computer store. Can I help you?
COSTELLO: How do I turn my computer off?
ABBOTT: Click on "START".......

[megabyteme]

Do you think you could run six miles, right now, like wot Squeamous did? - Not anymore

Remember this, Squeams. REMEMBER THIS.

[mjmacky]

Real One :yikes:

[mjmacky]

Do you think you could run six miles, right now, like wot Squeamous did? - Not anymore

Remember this, Squeams. REMEMBER THIS.

Talk about motivation.

[Squeamous]

Who's on first base Macky?

Who. Do you want to replace Idol in our comedy duo, Fuck Me 'N the Brain? He doesn't seem to be too into it. Plus I think your mentioning of Pinky et al. inspired the label. I can easily redo the logo. Only if you're in, and it's a slow day on FST and I'm not running around doing stuff at the same time.

Ok, but my memory's already shot I don't want you're dick in my ear scrambling the brains I have left.
Who's going to be the straight guy?



Do you think you could run six miles, right now, like wot Squeamous did? - Not anymore

Remember this, Squeams. REMEMBER THIS.

I read it and I took comfort from it.

[mjmacky]

Ok, but my memory's already shot I don't want you're dick in my ear scrambling the brains I have left.
Who's going to be the straight guy?

We're inconventional, no designated roles needed, they can flip on a dime. Do you doubt your versatility?

[IdolEyes787]

Who's going to be the straight guy?

I resent the implication. As for that wank faux A&C shite someone spat up and Mary posted ,one cannot and therefore should not attempt to improve on perfection.:ermm:

[IdolEyes787]

Do you want to replace Idol in our comedy duo, Fuck Me 'N the Brain? He doesn't seem to be too into it.

Also as of late you've fallen into the "Oh look how fucking clever I am " school of comedy which only really excites people who wear turtlenecks,smoke pipes and have dens with oak paneling.

[manker]

I was completely with you until you said about a den with oak panelling.
I'd fucking love a den with oak panelling - and I'm pretty sure there isn't a self-respecting man alive who would baulk at such luxury.

[Something Else]

I have many leather-bound books, and my apartment smells of rich mahogany. :naughty:

[IdolEyes787]

I have many leather-bound books, and my apartment smells of rich mahogany. :naughty:

I'm surprised that you can detect it over the lingering smell of cannabis.

105483:eyebrows:

[IdolEyes787]

I was completely with you until you said about a den with oak panelling.
I'd fucking love a den with oak panelling - and I'm pretty sure there isn't a self-respecting man alive who would baulk at such luxury.

Then again you're an accountant so banality is basically in your blood.

[megabyteme]

I was completely with you until you said about a den with oak panelling.
I'd fucking love a den with oak panelling - and I'm pretty sure there isn't a self-respecting man alive who would baulk at such luxury.

Not to make you jealous or anything, but my office is wrapped in pine. Well, it's an "artificial pine", but to great, luxurious effect. :snooty:

Can we get a :mary: depicting a turtleneck and pipe* to "celebrate" Mary's Dr. status when it happens?

*Dorthy, this means you as you have shown no other value on the sight.

[manker]

I was completely with you until you said about a den with oak panelling.
I'd fucking love a den with oak panelling - and I'm pretty sure there isn't a self-respecting man alive who would baulk at such luxury.

Not to make you jealous or anything, but my office is wrapped in pine. Well, it's an "artificial pine", but to great, luxurious effect. :snooty:Pine :lol:
I literally lol'd when I realised the juxtaposition with the 'not to make you jealous or anything' statement.

Sorry about that^, I came over all Idol.

:eyebrows:




But yeah, I think dens are really the only place you could justify having wood panelling of any kind. Not that I'm into interior decorating or anything.
Look, I'm just good with colours, okay. I wish you'd never brought it up, honestly. You can be such a bitch sometimes.

[mjmacky]

Do you want to replace Idol in our comedy duo, Fuck Me 'N the Brain? He doesn't seem to be too into it.

Also as of late you've fallen into the "Oh look how fucking clever I am " school of comedy which only really excites people who wear turtlenecks,smoke pipes and have dens with oak paneling.

You see, I told you he wasn't into it.

[mjmacky]

As an additional note, if I'm ever seen wearing a turtleneck, I hope I'm already a corpse and people were just fucking with my dead body. I'll sport a fleece shawl though.

[megabyteme]

:mary: needs fleece shawl, pipe, and oak paneling

small child under arm optional...

[IdolEyes787]

As an additional note, if I'm ever seen wearing a turtleneck, I hope I'm already a corpse and people were just fucking with my dead body.

Understandable since they tend to not hide the bra straps that well.I assume low-riders jeans are out as well as you probably don't want the top of your thong showing either.

[mjmacky]

As an additional note, if I'm ever seen wearing a turtleneck, I hope I'm already a corpse and people were just fucking with my dead body.

Understandable since they tend to not hide the bra straps that well.I assume low-riders jeans are out as well as you probably don't want the top of your thong showing either.

Why not, are you disputing its sexiness? My pale white hip flesh turning red as it extrudes from a taut line of denim, and a gentle gradient forms as my pastel pink thong mitigates the contrast. That doesn't get you hot?

[mjmacky]

:mary: needs fleece shawl, pipe, and oak paneling

small child under arm optional...

To smoke a child's pipe.

[Squeamous]

Ok, but my memory's already shot I don't want you're dick in my ear scrambling the brains I have left.
Who's going to be the straight guy?

We're inconventional, no designated roles needed, they can flip on a dime. Do you doubt your versatility?

I don't doubt my versatility I just don't think I could flip on a dime. Could you? :unsure:




Who's going to be the straight guy?

I resent the implication. As for that wank faux A&C shite someone spat up and Mary posted ,one cannot and therefore should not attempt to improve on perfection.:ermm:

:yikes: Idol is harsh to the macksy!

[IdolEyes787]

:yikes: Idol is harsh to the macksy!

Ever since I found out that he regularly sees someone named Mistress Cruella I view it more as inflicting pleasure than pain.

[mjmacky]

Idol is both a fan and a hater of meta humor, it's why I like it when he takes the strap to me.