Worst Movie Ever

[LemOnzoo]

The Room (2003)

http://www.denofgeek.com/siteimage/scale/800/600/96763.png

http://imdb.com/title/tt0368226/


Check out this, and you'l se what i'm talking about

28:07


www.youtube.com/watch?v=gsgIq7cxhJk

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gsgIq7cxhJk




Few Scenes

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mQ4KzClb1C4

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7S9Ew3TIeVQ

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Plz-bhcHryc

[IdolEyes787]

It's got nudity in it so obviously it can't be the worst movie ever.:mellow:

[LemOnzoo]

this is probeably reason for rate 3.2/10, and not 1.0 :)

[jsholman]

American Pie

[Snee]

Harry Potter
Twilight!

[LemOnzoo]

Harry Potter
Twilight! i wached twillight 2, before few weeks. only managed to watch it 30 minutes.

[speedcardi]

i think the million dollar hotel with mel gibson is the worst of all

[shaman0032000]

drive was a very very slow movie for me

[mjmacky]

drive was a very very slow movie for me

Blame the speed limits

[hippiemaster]

Ace Ventura: When Nature Calls (http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0112281/)

[LemOnzoo]

Ace Ventura: When Nature Calls (http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0112281/)

This is the worst movie for you? :O

[IdolEyes787]

Ace Ventura: When Nature Calls (http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0112281/)

This is the worst movie for you? :O

He just needed his 10th spam post so if I was you I wouldn't be holding my breath awaiting an answer.

[Dusty_Bottums]

Spiderman 3 was pretty bad, but not the worst for me. The worst would have to be The Hottie and The Nottie. Was forced to watch it by my ex and now I am scared for life. :lol:

[sharept]

Blue Gate.

[clocker]

Blue Gate.
OK, five posts...you're halfway there.
Hydrate, rest up, gather your strength for the final push to ten posts and the paradise that is the trade section will be revealed to you.

It's only fair to warn you that Manker has already despoiled all the virgins there, so if that was the payoff you sought it will be a bittersweet achievement.

Life is like that.

[manker]

That's the thing I like about the bittard section - the conveyor belt of virgins.
I exist in a constant state of sate.

Btw, I already deleted a few of his more inane offerings but he was relentless so I decided to do something easier.

[clocker]

I think this board's priorities are backwards.
Should allow new posters to ONLY post in the bittard section before being allowed to roam the rest of the forum.

[manker]

Yes, but then they might never come out of there and post in all the different sections ... .

:eyebrows:

You could be on to something.

[sharept]

It seems you are talking about me?

Sorry, I made some inane posts. It's my fault.

[manker]

Ah, it's no big deal. You're probably a very nice chap who just so happens to be in a rush to download some anime or whatever.
The fact you returned to see the reaction to your posts actually sets you apart.

Feel free to remain hereabouts to talk about virgins or conservatives or milfs on Skype or whatever the threads are about today.

[IdolEyes787]

I think this board's priorities are backwards.
Should allow new posters to ONLY post in the bittard section before being allowed to roam the rest of the forum.

I suggested that and if you ever stuck your head out of the "Other Discussions" part of the bored you'd know that.

Btw it was decided that the idea would be put to a vote to the general membership but it ended in a 0-0 stalemate.

The good news is that somebody ended getting into some HD site where they speak Chinese so they could download a bunch of movies that they will never watch.

[Adster]

Jaws 4
Crossroads

I thought those 2 were the worst ever until I seen Jack and Jill with a lady freind last week. wouldn't even be worth a root

[eyalfatran]

Rambo

[Artemis]

Rambo

Which one genius? :blink:

[clocker]

What a silly question, all the Rambo movies are genius.

[Artemis]

What a silly question, all the Rambo movies are genius.

You didn't stand on a rake left in the garden today, or suffer some other blunt force trauma per chance? :blink:


I liked First Blood by the way, if they had left it at that it would be fine but no, let's fuck it up and make it ever more highly improbable sequels with even less point but more explosions and a higher body count, yay. :slap:

[clocker]

Sorry, I was being disingenuous.
Obviously, all Sylvester Stallone movies are utter crap since they're all predicated on the conceit that Stallone is more than subhuman, a demonstrably false assumption.
Sly thought Rise of the Planet of the Apes was autobiographical.

Not that there's anything wrong with aiming entertainment directly at the brainstem, both Fox News and Charlie Sheen have proven the efficacy of the approach.

[manker]

And now we discover that the clockster hated Rocky.

Who knew that it was possible for a mortal man to frown upon such dramatic japes :no:
Just thinking about the theme tune makes me want to watch him and Apollo Creed knock seven shades of shit out of each other.

Who hurt you as a child.

[clocker]

I was abused as a zygote.

[Artemis]

I was abused as a zygote.

Not many of us can confess to being probed at that early a stage. :blink:

[clocker]

It's only since I became clear and shed my Thetans that the truth became evident.
I pity your feeble grasp of your history, how confused you must be.
Why, I remember the very moment that i went from a single, perfect fertilized egg and began to differentiate.

Stung like a motherfucker, that did.

[mjmacky]

Basically, can't all posts from invite hunters talking about their favorite films just be moved here?

[itsolexpert]

Harry Potter and Cannon The Barbarian..
Both are worst movies....

[johnydepp]

all time worst movie is " disaster movie" . A fully shit movie . I spend hours on watching the sequels to kill the time.

[IdolEyes787]

Harry Potter and Cannon The Barbarian..
Both are worst movies....

Besides the obviously fact two things can't be "worst" I believe you meant Cannon the Barbarino.

[manker]

I actually meant to delete that post before you saw it.

It's so utterly bad - seven errors in ten words has to be a record - that I feared for the safety of those in your immediate vicinity.
And by 'those' I obviously mean your possessions since you don't talk to anyone that cannot communicate through a series of tubes.

[Artemis]

What exactly is an itsol expert anyway? I hope they don't breed too much. :blink:

[rannyann]

Titanic movie is my all time favorite movie.

[LemOnzoo]

at least try to hit good topic...

[anon]

Titanic movie is my all time favorite movie.

http://filesharingtalk.com/attachment.php?attachmentid=78818

[Busaum]

Hard to say, there ins't just "one". Especially those with historical context who are meant to entertain but are just lies and propaganda.

[IdolEyes787]

Sort of like Mein Kampf.

[Busaum]

Titanic movie is my all time favorite movie.

I agree. Especially the one who was made in 1953.

[IdolEyes787]

Titanic movie is my all time favorite movie.

I agree. Especially the one who was made in 1953.

You're a very silly person and obviously A Night to Remember.

[Artemis]

I agree. Especially the one who was made in 1953.

You're a very silly person and obviously A Night to Remember.

All fine and good except the year is also wrong, the film adaption of Walter Lord's book a Night to Remember was released in 1958, not 1953. So apart from having the title of the movie and the year it was released wrong the rest of the sentence is perfectly fine. :blink:

[IdolEyes787]

If you're speaking to me then you are a very silly person because what I (obviously) meant was that A Night to Remember is clearly a better film than Titanic(1953).
If you are not speaking to me then you are still a very silly person.

[Artemis]

If you're speaking to me then you are a very silly person because what I (obviously) meant was that A Night to Remember is clearly a better film than Titanic(1953).
If you are not speaking to me then you are still a very silly person.

You are correct, A Night to Remember is a far better film than Titanic (1953) which is filled with some rather hilarious inconsistencies including which side the iceberg struck on! I was confused when you quoted A Night to Remember as Titanic, but such is life pass me the silly hat.

[kanine]

It may not be the worst movie ever, but I feel it is my duty to warn folks about the movie "Killing Them Softly (2012)" with Brad Pitt. Please do not devote a part of your life to this film as it is utter crap. Perhaps I'm devoid of intellect, or missed some super special moments, but for me I struggled through to the end and was left empty. On a positive note, at least it helped me get to sleep. I see people giving this 10/10 on imdb, gotta wonder who is really writing some of those reviews.

[pootystomp]

It may not be the worst movie ever, but I feel it is my duty to warn folks about the movie "Killing Them Softly (2012)" with Brad Pitt. Please do not devote a part of your life to this film as it is utter crap. Perhaps I'm devoid of intellect, or missed some super special moments, but for me I struggled through to the end and was left empty. On a positive note, at least it helped me get to sleep. I see people giving this 10/10 on imdb, gotta wonder who is really writing some of those reviews.

I did love the sawed-off shotgun, I just wish the trigger was pulled.

[kanine]

I did love the sawed-off shotgun, I just wish the trigger was pulled.

Sorry you are right there were a couple of moments in the film like that, which provided some much needed relief.

[debianx]

Jarhead

[kasmandapalac]

i think its ROCKY and jism 3

[IdolEyes787]

i think its ROCKY

You and reality seem to be at odds. http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0075148/awards?ref_=tt_ql_4

[naani]

i think its ROCKY

You and reality seem to be at odds. http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0075148/awards?ref_=tt_ql_4

i have never thought it has won these many awards.
i still don't believe it.

for me the worst movie would be : tomorrow never dies.
by the time i am out of cinema hall, i have lost all my senses & probably clinged to a loose thread of life.

[harry4200]

Any of scary movies.. these movies have not story.

[Ostap]

independence day

[nancyscalf64]

Skyline

The ending was just - odd.

[teflon05]

Blues Brothers 2000 (1998)

I came across this steaming turd of a movie a few weeks ago, & unfortunately took the time to watch it. If you ever have an urge to watch this cataclysmically bad pile of rat droppings, do yourself a favor & smash yourself in the face with an iron skillet instead. It will be more entertaining & leave you with better memories.

If John Belushi's corps is flopping around in it's grave right now, it's not from the cocaine residue...It's because of this POS.

[dion09529]

No country for old men

[megabyteme]

No country for old men

Certainly not the worst (or even bad), but I've always found it over rated.

[Vhat]

Crossover was most memorable for me. I remember seeing it and laughing at the absurdness of it all. I wouldn't say that the Fast and the Furious movies are the worst. I've admittedly only seen the first one. It don't think they are good enough to have made more than one though. Went to the movies last night and was surprised to see that they had another one out (in theaters!) and are making another one. Yeah!

[dolphinsdurban]

Don-2 is the worst movie ever

[bigboab]

I find it hard to believe that Death Of A Salesman has not been put forward.:cry:

[Stehle]

"Copperhead"

Great scenery though. Very old timey like me.

(The first movie to actually put me to sleep in a long, long time.) :alien:

[donniex]

Don't Look in the Basement :(

[aclemaire]

sharknado takes the cake it was terrible

[whitesnow]

sharknado takes the cake it was terrible

Replayed a second time in a week here due to popularity.... :/ A cult thing I guess. Then next week Sharktapus will get its chance to take worst place! lol

[anon]

The Room (2003)

http://www.denofgeek.com/siteimage/scale/800/600/96763.png

http://imdb.com/title/tt0368226/


Check out this, and you'l se what i'm talking about

*videos*

I found the acting so cheesy and blatantly horrible it was actually entertaining.


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mvuwldnG7c0

"What the fuck did he just say?" :lol:

[sorapally]

I was suppose to watch for only 20 mins twilight movie ....

[dion09529]

Desperado.

[BirdDog]

AFter Earth, damn that is a bad movie!

[jedirule]

Salems Lot - good book, terrible film!


AFter Earth, damn that is a bad movie! Is it that bad? I've not watched it yet. Or is it just Will Smith thinks he is awesome type of crap?

[piercerseth]

Salems Lot - good book, terrible film!
Is it that bad? I've not watched it yet. Or is it just Will Smith thinks he is awesome type of crap?

Jaden Smith seriously cannot emote.

[Stehle]

Salems Lot - good book, terrible film!
Is it that bad? I've not watched it yet. Or is it just Will Smith thinks he is awesome type of crap?

Jaden Smith seriously cannot emote.

'nuff said. :(

(A serious delete.) :alien:

[IdolEyes787]

Salems Lot - good book, terrible film!



And yet oddly it's also one of the best made for TV movies ever.

[Qaz666]

Superbabies: Baby Geniuses 2 (2004)

[tevo]

I'm watching After Earth right now and it is pretty bad like others said

[pone44]

"After Earth" with Will Smith and his son is up there as one of the worst movies i have ever seen....

[Snee]

Boss 2013! The ever greatest movie of akshay kumar:)

A bit harsh saying that is best movie is that bad, but ok, I believe you.

[yoyoman123]

Lol, is this movie one of those so bad that it's good movie like kung pow or just bad?

[asad4javed]

Do you have any video of that? I’d love to find out some additional information.

[renniemart]

I also agree with lemonzoo, Twilight is a pathetic movie.

[Stehle]

I also agree with lemonzoo, Twilight is a pathetic movie.

If I may clarify a bit... ALL TWILIGHT"S ARE PATHETIC!


(Unless of coarse you are a 15 year old school girl... then there "Dreammmmy" 'nuff said.) :alien:

[bone409]

last i watch that was pretty bad was battle of the year http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1532958/

if not for the dancing i would have stopped the movie

[jetstorm]

If I may clarify a bit... ALL TWILIGHT"S ARE PATHETIC!

Fully agree. You know what they say, anything is a better love story ...

IMHO, for worst movie, Battleship runs a close second :)

[justkk]

Terminator 3

[Bazookum]

Well I saw a movie called 'Evil Clutch' the other day, it was pretty damn horrible and not in a charming way like some B movies are. Just really bad all around. Can't say its the worst movie every though, because there's always something worst out there right?

[teflon05]

Terminator 3

While it's not a masterpiece, I wouldn't put Terminator 3 in the same class with worst movies of all time. I reserve that category for movies such as Battlefield Earth (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h0R_FR9pD2k). I'm surprised Travolta didn't get kicked out of the Scientology Clubhouse for that one. Or at least kicked in the nutz.

[blader819]

Agreed.

[peternova]

Agree with Battlefield Earth. I also thought After Earth was right up there. Badly done Sci-fi just really annoys me.

[masterspliff]

The Englishman who went up a hill and came down a Mountain

[Tson]

As bad as Hunger Games was the books were worse.

[villa27]

Just made the mistake of watching The Lone Ranger. That's 2 hours of my life wasted, terrible film.

[gigabyte]

Solaris...tried to watch it twice! Should have known when there is NO conversation in the first 10 min of the film!

[koldkane]

Not that bad...not great either!!

[Asy1um8]

Beneath the Darkness with Dennis Quaid. His performance can only be described as bizarre.

[mrchris]

worst movie, sex and the city

[Tabby]

Yeah those twilight movies are pretty bad..!!

[soma66]

Meet the Millers was pretty bad

[babyshaq]

Recently saw Only God Forgives. has to be the worst one i've seen

[SausageRoll]

Agreed, about Only God Forgives. Great looking trailer, shite film. Not the worst though. I think Star Wars - The Phantom Menace has to be up there. So much promise yet fucking horrendous.

[SuperZombie]

The 1994 version of The Fantastic Four.
Easily one of the worst movies i have ever seen.

[Lucasje]

SharkNado, although the poster looks great :)

[pythoncancer]

ques should be worst BIG BUDGET Hollywood movie ever .

The Lone Ranger 2013 ( starring Johnny Depp)

[jmanlakerfan]

hunger games

[Curtis685]

Apparently none of you have ever seen Pluto Nash...it is the WORST movie ever!

[isaac2k9]

well i just watched Alien Uprising, and gotta say that's up there with the rest as one of the worst movies

[Spartan1172516]

but ace ventura is more of a cult classic than it is to be taken as a serious movie

[thulli14]

Post #2: Gravity... How can a movie win any awards when all you have is a chick breathing heavy and screaming and it's not even a porno...?

[Hal]

It's hard to knock SharkNado when it was intentionally made so bad, it was funny. It had to be intentional, right? :unsure:

My vote for worst is Universal Soldier: Day of Reckoning. I'm not saying the preceding ones were masterpieces or anything, but this one had only the slightest relation to the previous movies. And putting Jean-Claude Van Damme and Dolph Lundgren on the cover as if they were major parts of the movie was blatant false advertising.

[Chris75]

North with Bruce Willis :- terrible film

[crazycabbie702]

Hunger games 2 : catching fire. Worst movie 2013 can I get a "amen"

[blankster]

Definitely Twilight, The Host = pre-adolescent schmalz.
BattleField Earth was so-so until I read the book, then you realize what a travesty the movie is.

[xanivar]

I'm gonna go with The Happening. Won't be fooled by Shyamalan again!

[nickw1213]

So no one watched Adam Sandler's Going Overboard. Good for you all...

[joseph1]

Worst movie for me was "The Imaginarium of Doctor Parnassus" I cannot understand the high imdb rating on this one... It was just so painful to watch!

[Arlathan]

Come on. We watched Ace Ventura when we were young. And it was great. Now this movie isn't that good in reception, but still reminds about childhood.

[M25]

Too many to mention.

[leemik]

Spike Lee's School Daze.. Still the only movie I've ever walked out on in the theaters

[_greeen_]

I think The Core is one of the worst movies. http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0298814

Worst moviephysics ever!?
http://www.intuitor.com/moviephysics/core.html

[Biggi2000]

Street Figther

[ecstasyado]

Scary Movies

[ghen]

daredevil with Ben Assleck

[GhostHack]

The worst movie I ever watched was an anime called Armageddon. The art sucked; the plot was...there was no plot. I had no idea what the anime was about. Mind you, this was about 15 years ago.

[adjustor]

The room - it is so bad it is funny, rarely do you see acting this horrible.

[jasontiff]

I have friends that have viewing parties for that flick. Still haven't seen it.

I've heard Perfume was equally terrible, but again haven't seen ti.

[skay8]

anything with ben aff-lack.

[anon]

I have friends that have viewing parties for that flick. Still haven't seen it.

There's a number of fan theories about what the movie's events are supposed to represent. All of them make more sense than taking it at face value.

[em0]

Bug... god I hated that movie, and I typically enjoy Ashley Judd.

[Hal]

I'm gonna go with The Happening. Won't be fooled by Shyamalan again!

Oh man, seriously awful movie. The suspense during the initial part of the movie was fine, and then they revealed what is really causing people to die. I won't spoil it here for those fortunate enough to not have seen it yet, but it was supremely idiotic.

[ajirajni]

my vote goes to armageddon

[dirtdog714]

august osage county. Stay clear of that one.

[merv70]

From 1986: Zombie Brigade.

[dion09529]

Cidade de Deus aka City of God

[tempolang211]

In recent memory: After Earth! Couldnt stand the plot. Couldn`t stand Jaden Smith.

[IdolEyes787]

august osage county. Stay clear of that one.


Cidade de Deus aka City of God

Would it be possible to change the thread title to "In my very suspect opinion,worst movie ever"?

[turbomcp]

there are so many adam sandlers movies its really hard to choose one:):)

[Ultyma]

Battlefield earth.

[Masterhook]

I know a lot of people will disagree with me but I've seen some bad movies in my life but none of them compare to "The Hurt Locker"! I just sat there waiting for something to happen right up till the credits rolled!

[SausageRoll]

You wanted bad? You got it, I bring you 'The Amazing Mr No Legs'. It's truly fucking awful....

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CLBUc7h1muY

[cmc27564]

HG Lovecraft's beyond the wall of sleep. Love his books but I think this is the worst movie I have ever seen.

[metalman]

The Room or Troll 2. Hands down.

[ladragee]

Hunger Games

I hate this one.

[IdolEyes787]

For the record the thread isn't about what people think is the worst film ever.

Of course you'd have to actually care enough to bother to read the initial post and obviously that's hoping for too much.

[dion09529]

American Hustle

This is without any doubt one of the worst movies I've ever seen. The characters are completely flat, the acting appalling and the story is simply non-existent.
I'm making this comment in the vague hope I can save a few people a couple of hours of their time.

[IdolEyes787]

Don't care or are obvious trolls.

[lady114]

tombstone horrendus in my opinion

[growleruk]

From recent experience anything with Vikings in, no disrespect to the Vikings.

[salmonius0864]

tombstone horrendus in my opinion
Tombstone?? The Kurt Russell, Val Kilmer movie from 1994 that has a 7.9 in IMDB. The movie that made over 56 million in the US alone (adjusted for inflation that is almost 92 milion in the US alone)?
I can see not liking it, but the worst ever?

[GoofyIdiot]

The wake ... that one was really boring

[PatrolBoat]

All of this hating on The Room. It is a terrible movie, yes, but genuinely entertaining.

[megabyteme]

All of this hating on The Room. It is a terrible movie, yes, but genuinely entertaining.

The thing that humors me most about the film is that Tommy Wiseau wrote, directed, and produced it. This was his passionate dream. He somehow came up with $6 Million to make this a reality. This was not someone else's bad idea that he was paid to create.

He also exudes such a strange negative, creepy charisma that it's kinda hard to not watch him. Freaky.

[IdolEyes787]

All of this hating on The Room. It is a terrible movie, yes, but genuinely entertaining.

The thing that humors me most about the film is ...


The thing that humouirs me is that for a film that is widely credited for being one of the worst ever,it sure seems to have a large,albeit stupid, audience.

[jdw101]

that Lizzy Borden movie released in 2013.. by .. far the worst movie I have EVER seen. Gawd it was hard to watch.

[flipflop1968]

Mamma Mia! was truly horrendous.

[jlbrown16]

Toss up between Ghost Rider and Drive angry

A history of violence was also equally aweful

[IdolEyes787]

Toss up between Ghost Rider and Drive angry

A history of violence was also equally aweful

Random capitalization tells me something here.What that is I'm just not sure but it's clearly tied to some sort of FST trend.

Ghost Rider: Spirit of Vengeance was far worse and A History of Violence was only 87% favourable on Rotten Tomatoes so clearly it's no Shawshank Redemption.

[Sonicfish]

A.I. Artificial Intelligence is my pick for worst movie.

[dion09529]

A.I. Artificial Intelligence is my pick for worst movie.

Please elaborate, not for any other reason, but I liked this movie very much.



The Counselor

Boring Boring Boring

[itneversnowsinfl]

North

http://www.rottentomatoes.com/m/north/

its the only movie I have ever walked out of...I even sat through The Cell aka "let's show a trailer that looks like the Matrix, but is really about a creepy sex weirdo"

[piercerseth]

The Counselor

Boring Boring Boring
C'mon, it's like 100 minutes of waiting for Chekhov's gun bolido interspersed with fatalist musings and surreal anecdotes.

[mjmacky]

Toss up between Ghost Rider and Drive angry

A history of violence was also equally aweful

People who ghost ride their whip are usually elated. They don't get upset until they crash their car into something.

[Kaylan]

I have heard that The Room is the worst movie ever made, but at least it's bad in a good way. Mac and Me is probably the worst movie I've ever seen.

[bravesfan1976]

Howard the Duck.

Leonard Part 6.

Both are WRETCHED.

[Artemis]

Everybody here is describing 'A' list movies when there is a whole cornucopia of utterly execrable B movies to choose from. Most things starring Michael Dudikoff are a good start, anything with Casper Van Dien in it after Starship Troopers suck hard too...

[dadho]

cable guy or grinch

[BenChep]

It has to be Howard the Duck.

[SanGai]

I, Frankenstein

[winderclown]

Rent

[massterb]

nightmare on elm st 2

[crazzyjoe31]

Attack of the Killer Tomatoes. Nothing is worse than this movie!

[moviestar9]

Post #2: Gravity... How can a movie win any awards when all you have is a chick breathing heavy and screaming and it's not even a porno...?
I agree, this movie should not have won any awards.

[pootystomp]

nightmare on elm st 2

Worst movie ever? You need to watch some more movies. I have some horror movies in mind so you can compare.

Jason X (2001)
Leprechaun: Back 2 tha Hood (2003)
Gingerdead Man 2: Passion of the Crust (2008)
Bikini Girls on Ice (2009)
Jaws 3-D (1983)

[piercerseth]

nightmare on elm st 2

Worst movie ever? You need to watch some more movies. I have some horror movies in mind so you can compare.

Jason X (2001)
Leprechaun: Back 2 tha Hood (2003)
Gingerdead Man 2: Passion of the Crust (2008)
Bikini Girls on Ice (2009)
Jaws 3-D (1983)

These. ANOES2 has an exploding parakeet for pete's sake. Ridiculous amounts of ghey undertones too. Worse than Top Gun even. So, that's worth at least one letter grade. You want a piece of shit Wes Craven flick check out Deadly Friend (or don't). Even Mama Fratelli couldn't save that one.

[LemOnzoo]

Return to Nuke 'Em High Volume 1 (2013) tt2279922

I tried to watch it, but it was deleted after 10 minutes.

[Ooster]

Search the following book on TPB. Worth read it for this thread. lolz

150 Movies You Should Die Before You See By Miller Steve

[IdolEyes787]

Search the following book on TPB. Worth read it for this thread. lolz

150 Movies You Should Die Before You See By Miller Steve

Look at me while I say this so that you know that I'm being serious.The day that I consider taking the advice of someone who uses the word lolz in a sentence will be the day that I voluntarily check myself into a mental institution.

[mjmacky]

Search the following book on TPB. Worth read it for this thread. lolz

150 Movies You Should Die Before You See By Miller Steve

Look at me while I say this so that you know that I'm being serious.The day that I consider taking the advice of someone who uses the word lolz in a sentence will be the day that I voluntarily check myself into a mental institution.

I lolz advise you to avoid checking yourself lolz into a mental institution, lolz.

[xinti]

Thought i allready posted it, but seems not: Battleship

[pootystomp]

Thought i allready posted it, but seems not: Battleship

I hate you, anyway, I will say that my favorite part of Battleship is that Liam Neeson's part was filmed at his house.

[G-manny]

hatchet

[pallbearer]

There are so many bad movies... i cant honestly decide on a worst movie ever but a few candidates come to mind:

- Faust: Love of the Damned (http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0223268/?ref_=fn_al_tt_2)
- Pinocchio's Revenge (http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0117342/?ref_=fn_al_tt_1)
- Route 666 (http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0215135/?ref_=fn_al_tt_5)

[rsparr2003]

The Room is pretty bad lol

[shoehorn]

Disney Planes

[megabyteme]

Disney Planes

Probably not the worst movie ever, but my 4-year olds who LOVE Cars (and the sequel), dismissed Planes entirely within just a few minutes. It's one that certainly did not need to be made IMO.

[IdolEyes787]

Disney Planes

Probably not the worst movie ever, but my 4-year olds who LOVE Cars (and the sequel), dismissed Planes entirely within just a few minutes. It's one that certainly did not need to be made IMO.

Except to the people dependent on the movie for making payments on their Porsches,Nazi.

Also apparently words like "hate" and "worst" have entirely different meaning on the internet so i have no problem saying that this is one of the worst threads ever and I hate it.

[mtnn32]

Disaster Movie without any doubt!

[robertrust]

JAWS. Absolutely hate that movie and don't get why it is so adored other than being the "first summer blockbuster" and all.

[borrissey]

Wendigo

Truly awful film!!!!!!

[IdolEyes787]

JAWS. Absolutely hate that movie and don't get why it is so adored other than being the "first summer blockbuster" and all.

With all due respect,that being none,fuck the fuck off.

As for it's so "adored",because unlike Arrow,it's actually good.


Wendigo

Truly awful film!!!!!!

I can speak from personal regret that it's no where near as bad as Chupacabra vs. the Alamo.

[megabyteme]

With all due respect,that being none,fuck the fuck off.

As for it's so "adored",because unlike Arrow,it's actually good.

143914

If Arrow had been made pre-1980, you'd be defending it with your last breath.

[IdolEyes787]

Hardly true,cretin type person.
Jaws remains one of the greatest thrillers of all time while Arrow is but another forgettable offering in a seemingly endless line of CW shows aimed at teen girls and idiots.Both of which categories you fall into. :)

[Lady LoTL]

Disney Planes
Probably not the worst movie ever, but my 4-year olds... dismissed Planes entirely within just a few minutes. It's one that certainly did not need to be made IMO.
While spending Memorial Day with friends and familia, one of my best friends asked me if I had seen PLanes. Gave all push ups for it. I obtain these types of movies for the kids, I rarely watch them.

I am more of a total Walt Disney gal (Not that I don't enjoy watching "Finding Nemo" or other animated movies (with the small ones) made by Dreamworks, Pixar, etc....).

There are two on my "Want my TIME BACK / Forever Chalkboard" -
GERRY (http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0302674/?ref_=nv_sr_1)
and
The Master (http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1560747/?ref_=nm_flmg_act_9) (Apologies to PSS. Rest in Peace buddy)...

...Also apparently words like "hate" and "worst" have entirely different meaning on the internet so i have no problem saying that this is one of the worst threads ever and I hate it.
http://i188.photobucket.com/albums/z188/funnypicforTP/dumbo.jpg (http://s188.photobucket.com/user/funnypicforTP/media/dumbo.jpg.html)

[Maan]

sharknado takes the cake it was terrible

Well SyFy channel is advertizing a sequel soon: Sharknado II.
Can u believe it?

My worst-- Lake Placid 3

[IdolEyes787]

My worst-- Lake Placid 3

Counterpoint.

144582

[megabyteme]

You make a good point, sir. http://forum.zodcaps.com/showthread.php?t=39520

[IdolEyes787]

You have violence , the rest of the World has tits.:ermm:

http://www.movie-censorship.com/report.php?ID=591803

See also that History Channel show Vikings.

Fuck you are screwed up.

[megabyteme]

Scroll past the first set of pics, ye of little depth... :dry:

And this is 'Merika, we even manufacture tits here. :yup:

[acoushawk]

Hackers

[gatchley]

The English patient... worst movie ever

[frozte]

Batman and Robin

[G0OS3]

ANything with M. Night Shyamalan as the director. Examples include: The Last Airbender, the happening, Lady in the water, and After Earth.

[gazrru]

lake placid

[piercerseth]

ANything with M. Night Shyamalan as the director. Examples include: The Last Airbender, the happening, Lady in the water, and After Earth.

What about The Sixth Sense or Unbreakable?

[IdolEyes787]

ANything with M. Night Shyamalan as the director. Examples include: The Last Airbender, the happening, Lady in the water, and After Earth.

What about The Sixth Sense or Unbreakable?

He answered the question "Worst Film Ever" by giving you multiple answers and you are expecting logic from this guy?

True fact though.Shana Lama Ding Dong only had the one good idea in him and it was even starting to wear thin in Unbreakable.

Anyway what I really want to know is doesn't it bother you that 99 verging on 100% of new members can't even be bothered to read what has been written beyond the title of a thread?


lake placid

OK if Lake Placid was the worst movie ever then explain Lake Placid 2 and 3.:blink:

[piercerseth]

Anyway what I really want to know is doesn't it bother you that 99 verging on 100% of new members can't even be bothered to read what has been written beyond the title of a thread?
Of course it does. What, pray tell, would you have us do about it? Send your scathing reply to RealitY. Seriously.
You can ballyhoo ad infinitum; you're just going to give yourself ulcers.

[megabyteme]

True fact though.Shana Lama Ding Dong only had the one good idea in him and it was even starting to wear thin in Unbreakable.

It would be interesting to see how a competent director would have handled the story of Unbreakable. It did seem to have potential, just came across as f-ed up, IMO.

[keakzzz]

lake placid

what? I think that movie is amazing. a great, fun flick to watch with some friends and laughing at all the cliches and the stupidity.

[IdolEyes787]

Of course it does. What, pray tell, would you have us do about it? Send your scathing reply to RealitY. Seriously.
You can ballyhoo ad infinitum; you're just going to give yourself ulcers.

I don't deal well with reality.Seriously.
Also I don't think there's much risk of me getting an ulcer as I see myself more as carrier than victim.:)



lake placid

what? I think that movie is amazing. a great, fun flick to watch with some friends and laughing at all the cliches and the stupidity.

I'm sure that it would have won an Academy Award if they based greatness on stuff like that.

[crazycabbie702]

This week I nominate http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1815862/?ref_=nv_sr_2 as the worst movie ever. Good news is by august I am certain someone else will make a bigger STANK BOMB than this.

[Artemis]

Anyway what I really want to know is doesn't it bother you that 99 verging on 100% of new members can't even be bothered to read what has been written beyond the title of a thread?
Of course it does. What, pray tell, would you have us do about it? Send your scathing reply to RealitY. Seriously.
You can ballyhoo ad infinitum; you're just going to give yourself ulcers.

Idol, like a cat, has many names. His secret cat name is Don Quixote.....

[megabyteme]

Idol, like a cat, has many names. His secret cat name is Don Quixote.....

He's also know as "Grumpy Cat".

[IdolEyes787]

145333

You I really hate though.

[piercerseth]

Idol, like a cat, has many names. His secret cat name is Don Quixote.....
Somebody needs to tell ole Purrvantes he's going to blow a gasket one of these days.

[sirredz]

Open water and open water 2 definitely horrible movies... saw open water in the theatre... two hours of my life i'll never get back...

[bmac007]

The Thing

[IdolEyes787]

There's actually been three movies,not that anyone's counting.

[bakwardbob]

Pulp Fiction...

[IdolEyes787]

Pulp Fiction...

I suppose if you hate your movies to be imaginative and wildly entertaining.

Also I'm going way out on a limb here and assuming that you are ever going to read what I'm about to say but simply out of curiosity what would you consider to be a very good movie then?

[c-bob]

Blade runner....i know it's a cult film but it bores me to death.

[megabyteme]

Blade runner....i know it's a cult film but it bores me to death.

More of a Michael Bay fan, then?

[IdolEyes787]

Blade runner....i know it's a cult film but it bores me to death.

You can't say that one of the greatest movies of all time is the worst.
As far as sci-fi goes about only Metropolis,2001:A Space Odyssey and maybe the original The Day the Earth Stood Still garner such universal praise.

You can say you don't like it but not that it's bad.

Because that would be stupid and you're not stupid,I hope.

Btw this thread defines off topic if you look at the original post.
....................................................................................................................
This is what I like best about this forum.You can speak directly to a person and they don't answer you.

Anyway in my opinion what separates truly great movies from merely entertaining ones is that the truly great movies both entertain you but also challenge you and make you think.
That's why even though I consider Aliens to be top two or three best action films ever,in the greater scheme of things it can't hold a candle to those other films.

And so I once again cast my words into the black pit that is this place.

[c-bob]

Ok i highly dislike it as i dont find any part of it interesting or immersive but that's my opinion and i'm sorry if it upsets you.

[megabyteme]

The film plays with a time and setting where artificial life is not only inexpensive, but is valued as less than "real" life. When a small number of androids escape from a work facility, it is the job of Detective Drekker to track them down and destroy them. It turns out that all these beings want is to be allowed to continue living- that is why they were acting violently in the first place. Once the escapees have been destroyed, what remains is to determine if all of the androids had been caught, and how much life they would have left...


Yeah, hack writing from the start...

[Artemis]

The film plays with a time and setting where artificial life is not only inexpensive, but is valued as less than "real" life. When a small number of androids escape from a work facility, it is the job of Detective Drekker to track them down and destroy them. It turns out that all these beings want is to be allowed to continue living- that is why they were acting violently in the first place. Once the escapees have been destroyed, what remains is to determine if all of the androids had been caught, and how much life they would have left...


Yeah, hack writing from the start...

And then there is also the always hanging and unanswered question of whether Dekker himself is a replicant? There are subtle clues to his being one throughout the movie....


But then subtlety and nuance are such poor replacements for twenty minutes of CGI explosions..... :blink:

[copystuff]

Jaws 3&4 first ones are always the best the more they make the worse they get.

[hoamskilet]

little miss sunshine....couldn't make it through

[arlord]

The Wicker Man (2006)

[Artemis]

The Wicker Man (2006)

Where as the original http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0070917/ from 1973 is considered one of the classic horrors of British cinema (and I heartily agree).

[IdolEyes787]

The Wicker Man (2006)

Where as the original http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0070917/ from 1973 is considered one of the classic horrors of British cinema (and I heartily agree). Slow exposition,like brick by brick being immured alive(Poe:) ) or in one word "dread".
There used to be a ton of it in the best horror movies like Rosemary's Baby and The Exorcist and bad situations weren't completely owing to people being stupid which made things seem far worse as evil was demonstratively more inexorable.

Unlike the promiscuous couple basically sealing their own fate, back when horror movies could still surprise you,no amount of careful planning nor good intent prevented someone from becoming a victim.

Btw The Wicker Man remake is truly godawful,not that the person who spam posted it cares.

[megabyteme]

(Poe:) ) or in one word "dread".

http://i.imgur.com/ChL85x2.png?1

http://i.imgur.com/cyGBV9H.jpg?1

Yes, yes... frightening. :O

[IdolEyes787]

That would be Dredd on the second,Fredd.
Also please don't spam this serious spam thread.

Remember without threads like this that can be added to with mindless one word answers,we would never have the privilege of enjoying such eloquence as this......


what u dl u have to seed whats the email

or this


Need one more like revTT i hade FTN ant sceenbits long time ago, 0-tracker like sceen movies will do fine =o)

regards and I say the World would be a far poorer place for it.

[megabyteme]

what u dl u have to seed whats the email

Good giveaway!!!1

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I'd suggest that this Fred title be changed to "Worst Movie Thread Ever" to reflect strict posting standards.

[IdolEyes787]

I could create a worse thread but it would involve dion's participation and I don't think that even to prove a point,anybody wants that.:no:

[Artemis]

Where as the original http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0070917/ from 1973 is considered one of the classic horrors of British cinema (and I heartily agree). Slow exposition,like brick by brick being immured alive(Poe:) ) or in one word "dread".
There used to be a ton of it in the best horror movies like Rosemary's Baby and The Exorcist and bad situations weren't completely owing to people being stupid which made things seem far worse as evil was demonstratively more inexorable.

Unlike the promiscuous couple basically sealing their own fate, back when horror movies could still surprise you,no amount of careful planning nor good intent prevented someone from becoming a victim.

Btw The Wicker Man remake is truly godawful,not that the person who spam posted it cares.

Hmmmm.... we both keep harkening back to a time gone by, when actors had to you know, act in a movie. I have always enjoyed the suspense 'horror' movies far more than the toby gruntsplatter slashfests which seem to infest the screen these days. The original Wicker Man, Rosemary's Baby and The Exorcist still reign as some of the greatest of all times along with Sam Peckinpah's Straw Dogs. The slow building of a feeling that all is not right, and the dawning of dread in the actors, building to a crescendo is what made a great suspense film. These days unfortunately the plot is too often telegraphed early on in the script, leaving little surprise or suspense to be had. To compensate for hiring monkeys as writers, the studios seem to counterbalance these inane scripts with ever more gory deaths and higher body counts, transposing true horror for splatter, and cinema is the poorer for it.

[megabyteme]

Honest point here, but I strongly suspect movies are being made for those with short attention spans/ADHD. I seem to suffer from this more than you and Idol. There are only so many pre-80's movies I can sit through. Those tend to be the well-known greats, usually with more flow to them.

Most of the older shows require a bit of a connoisseur's taste. An educated palate regarding scene, lighting, mood, etc. Not a criticism, but an observation. If one does not know of the detailed work that went into a movie, they are not likely to recognize the finer details as they roll past. We are suffering from a lot of mega-budget fast food, being served up to an audience of ugly Americans.

That said, we do still get some amazing films, but they require effort on both the consuming and production ends of things.

[IdolEyes787]

There are only so many pre-80's movies I can sit through. Those tend to be the well-known greats, usually with more flow to them.

Most of the older shows require a bit of a connoisseur's taste. An educated palate regarding scene, lighting, mood, etc. Not a criticism, but an observation. If one does not know of the detailed work that went into a movie, they are not likely to recognize the finer details as they roll past. We are suffering from a lot of mega-budget fast food, being served up to an audience of ugly Americans.

That said, we do still get some amazing films, but they require effort on both the consuming and production ends of things.

No,you are just a mouth-breathing spastic,spastic.

Watch some of the "old" Hammer or Universal monster movies which while no one could possibly consider to be "Classics" still are infinitely more atmospheric,not to mention just plain fun then the insulting shit they are putting out nowadays.

Also name three "amazing" wide release movies made in the last 2 years and win a cigar or something.
Geez even the ones nominated for Oscars only achieve that status because they're serious "message" or foreign movies and the Hollywood types who need to think of themselves as being liberal( and not the coke snorting heathens they actually are ) feel they have to vote for them. :mellow:

[Rart]

Also name three "amazing" wide release movies made in the last 2 years and win a cigar or something.

I personally enjoyed Her and American Hustle. I thought they were very well done. I personally don't watch too many movies but I'm sure if I tried hard enough I could find another one, you jaded fuck.

[megabyteme]

I'll step back from the standard of "amazing", but have made an attempt here to list movies from 2012- that made some sort of emotional connection with me:

The Conjuring
Walter Mitty
Prisoners
All is Lost
The Way, Way Back

Moonrise Kingdom (points subtracted for the unnecessary arrow through the puppy :ermm: )
Beasts of the Southern Wild
Looper
Cabin in the Woods
The Perks Of Being A Wallflower





Also name three "amazing" wide release movies made in the last 2 years and win a cigar or something.

I personally enjoyed Her and American Hustle. I thought they were very well done. I personally don't watch too many movies but I'm sure if I tried hard enough I could find another one, you jaded fuck.

Came close to putting Her on the list as well. :)

Also:

12 Years a Slave (Which shows how it is worse to be a free man, then spend 12 years as a slave, than it is to be a slave your entire life :blink: )
The Hunt

[IdolEyes787]

Also name three "amazing" wide release movies made in the last 2 years and win a cigar or something.

I personally enjoyed Her and American Hustle. I thought they were very well done. I personally don't watch too many movies but I'm sure if I tried hard enough I could find another one, you jaded fuck.

Okay,discounting the fact that good isn't even what we're arguing aboot,amazing seems to have as much value nowadays as "awesome" or "superstar " or in the case of those televised singing competitions,"You have one of the best voices that I've ever heard".:mellow:


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kzw1_2b-I7A

Fuck you.

[Rart]

I personally enjoyed Her and American Hustle. I thought they were very well done. I personally don't watch too many movies but I'm sure if I tried hard enough I could find another one, you jaded fuck.

Okay,discounting the fact that good isn't even what we're arguing aboot,amazing seems to have as much value nowadays as "awesome" or "superstar " or in the case of those televised singing competitions,"You have one of the best voices that I've ever heard".:mellow:

So what was the 2 year period 30-40 years ago where there were far more "amazing" movies released than what there is now?

Not saying that the movies released nowadays are superior, but it clearly isn't some sort of dark age with only mindless drivel like Transformers.

[megabyteme]

So what was the 2 year period 30-40 years ago where there were far more "amazing" movies released than what there is now?

:highfive: , Rart. I believe you and I have successfully burst the anal wart that is Idol. Either that, or he's got us exactly where he wants us. :fear:

[IdolEyes787]

So what was the 2 year period 30-40 years ago where there were far more "amazing" movies released than what there is now?



Yeah I'm like really been put in my place.:mellow:

If you really need to go there ,in 1973 and 74.......

The Exorcist.The Sting. American Graffiti. Mean Streets.Enter the Dragon.The Wicker Man.Soylent Green.Don't Look Now.Papllion.Bang the Drum Slowly.Last Tango in Paris.The Paper Chase.Save the Tiger.Love and Anarchy.The Godfather. Chinatown.Blazing Saddles.The Conversation.Bring Me the Head of Alfredo Garcia.The Texas Chainsaw Massacre.

Continuing on to 1975 ...Jaws.Barry Lyndon.Dog Day Afternoon.One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest.The Man Who Would Be King.,etc...............

Next stupid question.

Her.:rolleyes:

See Rart here's the thing abut being young.No matter how smart you are,you're still going to always lack some perspective.

PS Spastic.:)

[megabyteme]

Serious, thought-provoking question: Could Papillon be made today? Not a remake, but brand new (assuming there never was the 1973 version) with modern equipment, actors, lighting, etc.? How would the changes work for/against it? Are some of these films impossible to match for certain reasons (explain)?

[Rart]

If you really need to go there ,in 1973 and 74.......

The Exorcist.The Sting. American Graffiti. Mean Streets.Enter the Dragon.The Wicker Man.Soylent Green.Don't Look Now.Papllion.Bang the Drum Slowly.Last Tango in Paris.The Paper Chase.Save the Tiger.Love and Anarchy.The Godfather. Chinatown.Blazing Saddles.The Conversation.Bring Me the Head of Alfredo Garcia.The Texas Chainsaw Massacre.

Continuing on to 1975 ...Jaws.Barry Lyndon.Dog Day Afternoon.One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest.The Man Who Would Be King.,etc...............


Not knowing nearly enough about those movies you listed to judge there awesomeness level, I'll trust your opinion and concede to you that there were a lot of great movies made then.

I still think though there are quite enough "great" movies released in recent memory that there are still a lot of movies coming out that have more substance than you give them credit for.


Honest point here, but I strongly suspect movies are being made for those with short attention spans/ADHD. I seem to suffer from this more than you and Idol. There are only so many pre-80's movies I can sit through. Those tend to be the well-known greats, usually with more flow to them.

Most of the older shows require a bit of a connoisseur's taste. An educated palate regarding scene, lighting, mood, etc. Not a criticism, but an observation. If one does not know of the detailed work that went into a movie, they are not likely to recognize the finer details as they roll past. We are suffering from a lot of mega-budget fast food, being served up to an audience of ugly Americans.

That said, we do still get some amazing films, but they require effort on both the consuming and production ends of things.

I like to call this the "Shakespeare" effect. While the Shakespeare plays were brilliantly written plays in their own time, if we were wiped of our memory of them and someone released the exact same plot in present day, it would crash and burn due to all the painful cliches and predictable storytelling. Granted Shakespeare was probably the one to create those cliches in the first place with his masterful storytelling (for his time), but that doesn't make his work any more captivating in the present day, based on how storytelling has evolved since then, and thus our standards as well.

That's sort of what I think about (some, not all) of the older, more "classic" and "timeless" movies as well. Granted that they may have been genre defining movies in their time, I don't think they would stand up in present time if released in their current state. Sure, they may be amazing movies, and you can appreciate how brilliant the movie was (when it was released). But storytelling has evolved, just like everything else in the world. The classic, timeless movies and there plots have turned into cliches. Are we generally more prone to short attention spans and simpler movies than previous generations? Probably. But I think a bigger factor in why people such as you and me may not appreciate these movies as much is that they simply don't stand up to the modern standards of storytelling. Movie connoisseurs such as Idol appreciate the movies for their contribution to cinema as well as the actual movie, while we're just looking at it from the surface.

[megabyteme]

I think we also need to take into account that not all of the best actors, writers, directors, etc. are working exclusively in film these days. During the time Idol is discussing, there was very little talent draw away from films. If we include GoT, Breaking Bad, and all of the other great non-theater shows, we are certainly not in the same kind of drought that it seems like on occasion.

EDIT- Let's not gloss over the truly dreadful stuff that has come out during the "heyday", either...

[IdolEyes787]

So many words,so little sense.

Good is good and average is average ,end of story.


No wait,I've time traveled 300 years into the future and while Jimi Hendrix ,because of pure talent, is still considered a Rock legend,people cringe when names like Avincii come up.
"Modern standards":ermm:


Not knowing nearly enough about those movies you listed.


The Conversation is considered by some to be one of the greatest movies ever made and maybe Gene Hackman's finest performance but then in the same vein you have Eagle Eye with Shia LaBeouf and a bunch of special effects so I guess we rack this up as a tie.

The difference between then and now is that movies used to be about people and now they are, like your increasing souless World ,merely reflections of technology.

[megabyteme]

So many words,so little sense.

Good is good and average is average ,end of story.[...]

The difference between then and now is that movies used to be about people and now they are, like your increasing souless World ,merely reflections of technology.

:eyebrows:

[kenbina]

The Cable Guy jim carrey

[lynxs]

The Phantom Menace.. just horrible entry into the Epic Star Wars Saga