Hoi manker

[IdolEyes787]

You have this annoying habit of always needing to have the last word which prevents me from always having the last word.
Please don't reply or this thread has the potential of going on indefinitely.

[manker]

It's probably why I have so many posts.

I just read between the lines and I think this is some kind of getting the last word challenge.
You obviously rawk at it because you've got half the amount of posts I do but I've been a member twice as long.

Has there ever been a contest between two so such evenly matched opponents, I ask myself.
We need rules and we need them now.

[manker]

Incidentally, this is the second thread entitled 'hoi manker' that was made today.
The first one also had the comma which should have separated the words erroneously omitted, fyi, and I trashed that one :smilie4:

[manker]

I know what you're thinking: 'Did manker just split the infinitive?'

Well, did I :sly:

[mjmacky]

I have often found that I've killed off the mood in many threads by saying something profoundly uninteresting/unintelligible. I sort of feel like I'm the last word guy, the last of the procrastinated word.

[IdolEyes787]

I just read between the lines and I think this is some kind of getting the last word challenge.
You obviously rawk at it because you've got half the amount of posts I do but I've been a member twice as long.

I won't make the mistake of stepping on that one.


Has there ever been a contest between two so such evenly matched opponents, I ask myself.
We need rules and we need them now.

Rules: You say something that I barely understand in an incredibly witty if befuddling Welsh sort of way and I follow it up with a badly punctuated comment on what's wrong with something or other. Repeat until either one of us gives up from boredom or I find out your home address and come sit on your balustrade.

[IdolEyes787]

I have often found that I've killed off the mood in many threads by saying something profoundly uninteresting/unintelligible. I sort of feel like I'm the last word guy, the last of the procrastinated word.

You are like the crazed fan that insists on running onto the field during the middle of a game.

[manker]

I won't make the mistake of stepping on that one.


Has there ever been a contest between two so such evenly matched opponents, I ask myself.
We need rules and we need them now.

Rules: You say something that I barely understand in an incredibly witty if befuddling Welsh sort of way and I follow it up with a badly punctuated comment on what's wrong with something or other. Repeat until either one of us gives up from boredom or I find out your home address and come sit on your balustrade.What am I meant to do with that.
Self deprecation I can just about handle. Obsequiousness makes me adopt an awkward typing pose. Shortens my sentences and stilts my Welsh.

And also, I actually have a balustrade on my porch (despite not knowing what one was before the Dave chronicles unfolded). I wouldn't mind at all if you wanted to sit on it. I'd even feed you if it was you were going to be there a while. You could connect to my wireless and I'd turn the telly up for your convenience to hasten the passing of time in your world-record breaking attempt. Sleeping would be a problem but I'd get the local kids to tether you for your own safety as night falls.

Members here would sponsor you and aids babies would be saved.

[IdolEyes787]

I need to be fed every 3 hours or run the risk of going catabolic.

[teflon05]

You become cone-shaped?

Oh, nvm. I thought you said parabolic...

[mjmacky]

I have often found that I've killed off the mood in many threads by saying something profoundly uninteresting/unintelligible. I sort of feel like I'm the last word guy, the last of the procrastinated word.

You are like the crazed fan that insists on running onto the field during the middle of a game.

And you're like the guy that took off all my clothes before I hit the turf. What I'm trying to say is that I've had odd experiences with Canadians.

[Artemis]

You are like the crazed fan that insists on running onto the field during the middle of a game.

And you're like the guy that took off all my clothes before I hit the turf. What I'm trying to say is that I've had odd experiences with Canadians.

You let men take your clothes off? :blink:

[mjmacky]

And you're like the guy that took off all my clothes before I hit the turf. What I'm trying to say is that I've had odd experiences with Canadians.

You let men take your clothes off? :blink:

I did not denote permission.

[Artemis]

You let men take your clothes off? :blink:

I did not denote permission.

IdolEyes has never struck me as particularly aggressive. Your clothes inexplicably fly off when confronted by witty repartee?

[mjmacky]

I did not denote permission.

IdolEyes has never struck me as particularly aggressive. Your clothes inexplicably fly off when confronted by witty repartee?

My normal clothes don't, but it's a different story with the ass chaps.

[Funkin']

You have this annoying habit of always needing to have the last word

A lot of people on this site has this problem. That's why I ignore most of the replies to my post. If I don't then me and whoever the other person is will continue on for days. And fuck that. I find nobody on this site interesting enough to talk with that long. Unless it's about cp of course...

Just sayin'.

[Disme]

You have this annoying habit of always needing to have the last word

A lot of people on this site has this problem. That's why I ignore most of the replies to my post. If I don't then me and whoever the other person is will continue on for days. And fuck that. I find nobody on this site interesting enough to talk with that long. Unless it's about cp of course...

Just sayin'.

Thanks for teh compliment bud :innocent:

[megabyteme]

A lot of people on this site has this problem. That's why I ignore most of the replies to my post. If I don't then me and whoever the other person is will continue on for days. And fuck that. I find nobody on this site interesting enough to talk with that long. Unless it's about cp of course...

Liar. You just run out of comebacks. :snooty:

[manker]

You have this annoying habit of always needing to have the last word

A lot of people on this site has this problem. That's why I ignore most of the replies to my post. If I don't then me and whoever the other person is will continue on for days. And fuck that. I find nobody on this site interesting enough to talk with that long. Unless it's about cp of course...

Just sayin'.That's my favourite kind.
Zero toppings, they're just fluff. Has to be deep pan though or stuffed crust at the very minimum. And don't put garlic anywhere near it.

Fuck garlic.

[manker]

I need to be fed every 3 hours or run the risk of going catabolic.Well, both me and teh missus work.
I'll rig up some kind of bird feeder apparatus for the duration we're away from you. I'll fill it with hazel nuts and popcorn.

Actually there's a Dominos not far away, and while we do live in a quiet cul-de-sac, you could accost a passer-by and ask them to order you some cp.