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Yogi
11-17-2003, 10:20 AM
Etc.

We're all ears(eyes in this case), UKman!!!

EvenMoreCuriousWhenUKmanStartsDucking-Yogi
Yogi
11-17-2003, 10:24 AM
http://www.thelaughweb.com/funnyfiles/waiting.jpg
AussieSheila
11-17-2003, 10:40 AM
:) Me too!

Tell me yours and I'll tell you mine!

:rolleyes:
Yogi
11-17-2003, 10:43 AM
Originally posted by AussieSheila@17 November 2003 - 12:40
:) Me too!

Tell me yours and I'll tell you mine!

:rolleyes:
Where do i start??? :blink: :blink: :blink:

Gimme some direction...... :lol:

Yogi
AussieSheila
11-17-2003, 10:49 AM
:huh: South?

B)
bigboab
11-17-2003, 10:55 AM
Try Mills & Boon :rolleyes:
Yogi
11-17-2003, 10:55 AM
Originally posted by AussieSheila@17 November 2003 - 12:49
:huh: South?

B)
Uuurmmm...... :rolleyes:

I ment confessional directions.....as in :wadda ye wanna know???

NoSecrets-Yogi
AussieSheila
11-17-2003, 10:59 AM
:) Well Yogi, why don't you start at the beginning and go all the way to the end and don't forget about the middle?

B)

:) Hi BB
Yogi
11-17-2003, 10:59 AM
Originally posted by bigboab@17 November 2003 - 12:55
Try Mills & Boon :rolleyes:
You mean you want historical romantic confessions??? :blink: :blink: :blink:

I may be of some age, but........historical???

Appreciated, though, bigboab??
(how's mrs, bigboab???)

Yogi
bigboab
11-17-2003, 11:00 AM
First right after you enter the chapel door. Halfway down. Two small doors together, with curtains you can pull for privacy. B)
AussieSheila
11-17-2003, 11:01 AM
:huh: Oooooh! No! They won't let me in the front door!
bigboab
11-17-2003, 11:04 AM
Originally posted by AussieSheila@17 November 2003 - 11:01
:huh: Oooooh! No! They won't let me in the front door!
:lol: :lol: :lol:

I have less chance than you. :lol:
Yogi
11-17-2003, 11:08 AM
Originally posted by AussieSheila@17 November 2003 - 12:59
:) Well Yogi, why don't you start at the beginning and go all the way to the end and don't forget about the middle?

B)
Are you sure??

I mean, that will be about 600 pages..........

But okay.

Part 1.

I was Born in http://www.uploadit.org/files2/171103-whereisthis1.jpg

What's the name of that city??

Pff. Taking a break now!!!

But i'll be back after doing some more research.

RealTired-Yogi
AussieSheila
11-17-2003, 11:17 AM
:lol: LMFAO!

B) AussieveryamusedSheila

(Just the juicy bits will do) ;)
UKMan
11-17-2003, 11:21 AM
Iv'e just PM'd ALL of the mods complaining that i'm being bullied by a person i considered my friend :unsure:
I said that i'm being coerced into revealing my uttermost deep and dark secrets to a reindeer riding red nosed alchoholic guy in a red suit and his side-kick SensualGardening, otherwise known as "Plonker".

Suffice it to say, they all laughed their heads off and told me get st*ffed - <_<

Peace.....hmmmm
UKI&#39;llGetYouForThisLaterMan
AussieSheila
11-17-2003, 11:36 AM
;) Come on UK, how bad can it be? We know you came thru the &#39;60s

:)
bigboab
11-17-2003, 11:45 AM
Originally posted by SensualGardening@17 November 2003 - 11:08
I was Born in http://www.uploadit.org/files2/171103-whereisthis1.jpg

What&#39;s the name of that city??


Looks a bit like Leiden to me. :)
Yogi
11-17-2003, 12:03 PM
Originally posted by bigboab+17 November 2003 - 13:45--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (bigboab @ 17 November 2003 - 13:45)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-SensualGardening@17 November 2003 - 11:08
I was Born in http://www.uploadit.org/files2/171103-whereisthis1.jpg

What&#39;s the name of that city??


Looks a bit like Leiden to me. :) [/b][/quote]
No, but keep guessing&#33;&#33;

Guessed right, i come up with more "confessions"&#33;&#33;&#33;

But some Hints: Comenius
1572 Massacre
Mattheus Passion

HistoryOfYogi
Yogi
11-17-2003, 12:11 PM
Originally posted by UKMan@17 November 2003 - 13:21
Iv&#39;e just PM&#39;d ALL of the mods complaining that i&#39;m being bullied by a person i considered my friend :unsure:
I said that i&#39;m being coerced into revealing my uttermost deep and dark secrets to a reindeer riding red nosed alchoholic guy in a red suit and his side-kick SensualGardening, otherwise known as "Plonker".

Suffice it to say, they all laughed their heads off and told me get st*ffed - <_<

Peace.....hmmmm
UKI&#39;llGetYouForThisLaterMan
Bullied?

Bullied??

I reach out and you call that bullying??

I feel some agression coming up now&#33;&#33;&#33;(NO, i won&#39;t use violence&#33;&#33; , won&#39;t use violence&#33;&#33; won&#39;t use violence&#33;&#33; ... grrr, grrrr,....)

And stop insulting my boss, will you&#33;&#33;&#33;

Coersing???

You were the one making us all wonder what those
sick, crappy, disscusting, grotesquedetails of your life were&#33;&#33;&#33;

I mean: Who&#39;s the PLONKER here???

Now, be a hero&#33;&#33;&#33;


StillNotSatisfiedCuriosity-Yogi
UKMan
11-17-2003, 12:13 PM
Originally posted by AussieSheila@17 November 2003 - 12:36
;) Come on UK, how bad can it be? We know you came thru the &#39;60s

:)
Thats my first confession - :rolleyes:
Lets not forget the 70&#39;s - B)
My introduction to Swedish girls - :P
Sex - drugs - rock&roll - all true - ;)
Reeperbahn - Grossefreiheitsstrasse - wonderfull memories - :w00t:
East Berlin - Strange Encounters of the wierd kind

Read my oncoming book, only available at seedy bookstores near you.

Peace
UKMan
Yogi
11-17-2003, 12:21 PM
Read my oncoming book, only available at seedy bookstores near you.


I will, if you give us some excerpts&#092;preview, preferrably on:



My introduction to Swedish girls -&nbsp;
Sex - drugs - rock&roll - all true -&nbsp;
Reeperbahn - Grossefreiheitsstrasse - wonderfull memories

StillPeace?-Yogi
bigboab
11-17-2003, 01:13 PM
Elberg? ;)


http://images.google.com/images?q=tbn:03e-olQaFocC:www.borduurstudiosanders.nl/images/stad.jpg
Yogi
11-17-2003, 01:16 PM
Originally posted by bigboab@17 November 2003 - 15:13
Elberg? ;)
http://www.levanger.kommune.no/foto/store/flyfoto_hattrem_as/trekanten_elberg_bruborg_800.jpg

Sorry, But that&#39;s in Norway.....

Yogi
AussieSheila
11-17-2003, 01:26 PM
Originally posted by UKMan@17 November 2003 - 22:13


Read my oncoming book, only available at seedy bookstores near you.

Peace
UKMan
:) I&#39;m very good at proof reading UKMan.

;)
UKMan
11-17-2003, 04:35 PM
Originally posted by SensualGardening@17 November 2003 - 12:08
I was Born in http://www.uploadit.org/files2/171103-whereisthis1.jpg

What&#39;s the name of that city??
Brielle??
And no more confessions today - ;)
Yogi
11-17-2003, 04:47 PM
Originally posted by UKMan+17 November 2003 - 18:35--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (UKMan @ 17 November 2003 - 18:35)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-SensualGardening@17 November 2003 - 12:08
I was Born in http://www.uploadit.org/files2/171103-whereisthis1.jpg

What&#39;s the name of that city??
Brielle??
And no more confessions today - ;) [/b][/quote]
Nope.



Ahh, well, no probs&#33;&#33;

We have the Gossipthread now.

It&#39;s time for denial now&#33;&#33;

Yogi
UKMan
11-17-2003, 05:16 PM
OK SG:
Confession nr1:
Way back in the 70&#39;s, a girlfriend of mine and me where hitch-hiking somewhere in the south west of the UK. We got picked by this dude in a nice car and he took us back to London. During the journey it came about that he would like to take pix of the two of us (my gf and me) which we naturally agreed to as it meant a bit of cash. So finally in his appartment, he took a lot of pictures, we had a meal some drinks of course, then he paid us and we left.

Many years later, i discovered those pix in a "sexual crimes" magazine - black and white full facials etc. Now, find that mag and you have hit paydirt&#33; :lol:

True/False - you decide ;)

Peace
UKNoIAintGonnaGiveTheNameOutMan
The Real Santa
11-17-2003, 07:22 PM
Originally posted by UKMan@17 November 2003 - 11:21
Iv&#39;e just PM&#39;d ALL of the mods complaining that i&#39;m being bullied by a person i considered my friend :unsure:
I said that i&#39;m being coerced into revealing my uttermost deep and dark secrets to a reindeer riding red nosed alchoholic guy in a red suit and his side-kick SensualGardening, otherwise known as "Plonker".

Suffice it to say, they all laughed their heads off and told me get st*ffed - <_<

Peace.....hmmmm
UKI&#39;llGetYouForThisLaterMan
hohohohoho :santa:
Mivaro
11-17-2003, 07:31 PM
Naarden (http://www.recreatief.nl/nieuws/mooistukjeholland/dossier/wk15-16-naardenvesting.shtml) :D
bigboab
11-17-2003, 09:39 PM
"English impaired"


How very observant Mivaro. :lol:
AussieSheila
11-17-2003, 09:59 PM
Originally posted by UKMan@18 November 2003 - 03:16
OK SG:
Confession nr1:
Way back in the 70&#39;s, a girlfriend of mine and me where hitch-hiking somewhere in the south west of the UK. We got picked by this dude in a nice car and he took us back to London. During the journey it came about that he would like to take pix of the two of us (my gf and me) which we naturally agreed to as it meant a bit of cash. So finally in his appartment, he took a lot of pictures, we had a meal some drinks of course, then he paid us and we left.

Many years later, i discovered those pix in a "sexual crimes" magazine - black and white full facials etc. Now, find that mag and you have hit paydirt&#33; :lol:

True/False - you decide ;)

Peace
UKNoIAintGonnaGiveTheNameOutMan
:rolleyes: Woo hoo&#33; Sounds true to me. Tell us more UKveryinterestingMan. ;)
mrcall1969
11-17-2003, 10:07 PM
I have to confess that I love a member of this board :o :o
AussieSheila
11-17-2003, 10:26 PM
;) That&#39;s nice&#33; But this thread is actually for UKbeenverynaughtyMan&#39;s confessions.

General confessions go here: http://www.klboard.ath.cx/index.php?showtopic=82262

B)
mrcall1969
11-17-2003, 10:42 PM
Originally posted by AussieSheila@17 November 2003 - 23:26
;) That&#39;s nice&#33; But this thread is actually for UKbeenverynaughtyMan&#39;s confessions.

General confessions go here:&nbsp; http://www.klboard.ath.cx/index.php?showtopic=82262

B)
When you have been as naughty as we have then you can tell me where to post :P that ok?
AussieSheila
11-17-2003, 11:24 PM
:rolleyes: Oh, in that case, I think I probably qualify. ;)
mrcall1969
11-17-2003, 11:38 PM
Originally posted by AussieSheila@18 November 2003 - 00:24
:rolleyes: Oh, in that case, I think I probably qualify. ;)
Qualify?
Yogi
11-18-2003, 08:34 AM
Originally posted by Mivaro@17 November 2003 - 21:31
Naarden (http://www.recreatief.nl/nieuws/mooistukjeholland/dossier/wk15-16-naardenvesting.shtml) :D
Correct. Shit&#33;&#33;

I&#39;ll have to tell more, then???

I was born on 5-5-19**.

Naturally my birth was a big party, but what makes my birthday even more

special???

Dutch people may not guess&#33;&#33;&#33;

TryingToStall-Yogi
UKMan
11-18-2003, 08:38 AM
Originally posted by SensualGardening+18 November 2003 - 09:34--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (SensualGardening @ 18 November 2003 - 09:34)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-Mivaro@17 November 2003 - 21:31
Naarden (http://www.recreatief.nl/nieuws/mooistukjeholland/dossier/wk15-16-naardenvesting.shtml)&nbsp; :D
Correct. Shit&#33;&#33;

I&#39;ll have to tell more, then???

I was born on 5-5-19**.

Naturally my birth was a big party, but what makes my birthday even more

special???

Dutch people may not guess&#33;&#33;&#33;

TryingToStall-Yogi [/b][/quote]
Liberation Day
Yogi
11-18-2003, 08:43 AM
Originally posted by UKMan@17 November 2003 - 19:16
OK SG:
Confession nr1:
Way back in the 70&#39;s, a girlfriend of mine and me where hitch-hiking somewhere in the south west of the UK. We got picked by this dude in a nice car and he took us back to London. During the journey it came about that he would like to take pix of the two of us (my gf and me) which we naturally agreed to as it meant a bit of cash. So finally in his appartment, he took a lot of pictures, we had a meal some drinks of course, then he paid us and we left.

Many years later, i discovered those pix in a "sexual crimes" magazine - black and white full facials etc. Now, find that mag and you have hit paydirt&#33; :lol:

True/False - you decide ;)

Peace
UKNoIAintGonnaGiveTheNameOutMan
I think you&#39;re lying&#33;&#33;&#33;

I just found them&#33;&#33;(don&#39;t worry, i won&#39;t reveal the links.....would be moderated anyway..... :lol: )

They have them colorized now&#33;&#33;(technique they apply on Laurel and Hardy movies aswell..... :lol: )

And it not just pictures&#33;&#33; (Didn&#39;t you see that cam between the flowers???)

And it wasn&#39;t a "sexual crimes" mag&#33;&#33;

It says something like British Infected Swedes Go Bazurk..........

And you call those few drops "full facials"???


AlteringImagosYogi
UKMan
11-18-2003, 08:51 AM
It was my camera :lol: :lol:
You see how they twist the facts - i moved to Sweden loooong after that <_<
Those few drops were not mine....honest :unsure:

Now did i get the Liberation Day correct ??

Peace
UKTimeToConfessAnotherOneSoonMan
AussieSheila
11-18-2003, 08:56 AM
:) Oh&#33; Waiting with baited breath UKhadfunflirtingwithyoutooMan.

B)
Yogi
11-18-2003, 09:08 AM
Now did i get the Liberation Day correct ??


<_< Correct.

I have to come up with harder ones....... :angry:

That provided me with having a day off from school on my birthday till i was 18.

The neighboorhood i grew up in was very nice.

We lived alongside a big pond, wich had everything a child would need those days

to have fun. Fishing, swimming, skating in the winter, football, hockey......

I actually played hockey with one of the most famous hockey-players we ever

had.....(a sort of "cruyff" of hockey.....)

What&#39;s his name??

Yogi
AussieSheila
11-18-2003, 09:24 AM
:blink: Ron Berteling?

B)
Yogi
11-18-2003, 09:29 AM
Originally posted by AussieSheila@18 November 2003 - 11:24
:blink: Ron Berteling?

B)
Who????

No.

A hint: His brother is a famous(in holland...) stand-up comedian.

Yogi
Yogi
11-18-2003, 09:31 AM
Originally posted by AussieSheila@18 November 2003 - 11:24
:blink: Ron Berteling?

B)
I meant fieldhockey&#33;&#33;

Ron Berteling is IceHockey.

Yogi
bigboab
11-18-2003, 09:33 AM
Originally posted by SensualGardening+18 November 2003 - 09:29--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (SensualGardening @ 18 November 2003 - 09:29)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-AussieSheila@18 November 2003 - 11:24
:blink:&nbsp; Ron Berteling?

B)
Who????

No.

A hint: His brother is a famous(in holland...) stand-up comedian.

Yogi [/b][/quote]
Right I am standing up. :rolleyes:
AussieSheila
11-18-2003, 10:12 AM
@ bigboab http://www.chinkii.com/uploads/album/misc/smiliethud1.gif Save me from de pun&#33;

:lol: :lol: :lol:


A hint: His brother is a famous(in holland...) stand-up comedian.

Kevin Bloody Wilson?

B)
Yogi
11-18-2003, 10:44 AM
Originally posted by AussieSheila@18 November 2003 - 12:12
@ bigboab http://www.chinkii.com/uploads/album/misc/smiliethud1.gif Save me from de pun&#33;

:lol: :lol: :lol:


A hint: His brother is a famous(in holland...) stand-up comedian.

Kevin Bloody Wilson?

B)
Is he Dutch???????

Yogi

And BoabBiggy: I know what&#39;s standing up, there..........
AussieSheila
11-18-2003, 11:05 AM
<_< UKMan? Waiting....... waiting........


Yogi&#33; Maybe he&#39;s not Dutch&#33;

:P
Yogi
11-18-2003, 11:12 AM
Originally posted by AussieSheila@18 November 2003 - 13:05
<_< UKMan? Waiting....... waiting........


Yogi&#33; Maybe he&#39;s not Dutch&#33;

:P
who is maybe not dutch.....

Just developed a major Alzheimer......

Am i........

Shit, i need diapers now......

Y.....
UKMan
11-18-2003, 11:20 AM
Originally posted by AussieSheila@18 November 2003 - 12:05
<_< UKMan? Waiting....... waiting........


Yogi&#33; Maybe he&#39;s not Dutch&#33;

:P
I much prefer to tittilate and tease, stroke and caress, much more fun - honest.. ;)

Anyways, i didnt start this thread off in the first place, it was that no good, ex-friend of mine, santas little gardening expert SG&#33;&#33;

"I was 23 she was 16................"

Peace
UKThatsAllForTheMomentMan
AussieSheila
11-18-2003, 11:24 AM
:o Oh UKdreadfulteaseMan&#33; No&#33; I have to go to bed soon. Give me something to go on......

;)
Yogi
11-18-2003, 11:24 AM
"I was 23 she was 16................"


Huh??? :blink:

And despite all you say, i still consider you my friend.
And nothing will change that.


AllwaysReadyToBeForgiven-Yogi
Evil Gemini
11-18-2003, 11:40 AM
UKMan is B)
AussieSheila
11-18-2003, 11:41 AM
:lol: Woo hoo&#33; UKiscoolMan&#33; High praise from young Neatto&#33;

:lol: :lol: :lol:
UKMan
11-18-2003, 11:45 AM
Originally posted by AussieSheila@18 November 2003 - 12:24
:o Oh UKdreadfulteaseMan&#33; No&#33; I have to go to bed soon. Give me something to go on......

;)
If you want something to go on, i suggest a small potty - squat down and let it go - on and on and on......take yer nikkies off first though..........allthough, that reminds me of the time i first met that 16 yr old (when i was only 23 remember). Well, she just happened to walk into my bedroon.....damn, the inks gone dry on my keyboard
AussieSheila
11-18-2003, 11:47 AM
:P Ok, now I&#39;ll go to bed and giggle all night. How &#39;bout finishing the story so I can read it first thing in the morning?

:)
titey
11-18-2003, 11:48 AM
Originally posted by UKMan@18 November 2003 - 06:45
damn, the inks gone dry on my keyboard
:P
UKMan
11-18-2003, 11:52 AM
Originally posted by neattairoski@18 November 2003 - 12:40
UKMan is B)
I gracefully accept :)

@SensualGardening
And you are my friend too bro.................. :)

yeah, i was beginning to tell another tale from my anus (or is it annuals - can never get that right), anyway, as i started out....."She was only 16 and i was 23......ha ha allready said that didnt i, well, she walked......damn, ink on my keyboard again...
bigboab
11-18-2003, 12:33 PM
Originally posted by UKMan@18 November 2003 - 11:52
walked......damn, ink on my keyboard again...
Into the dry humour eh? UK. :lol:
UKMan
11-18-2003, 12:58 PM
Originally posted by bigboab+18 November 2003 - 13:33--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (bigboab @ 18 November 2003 - 13:33)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-UKMan@18 November 2003 - 11:52
walked......damn, ink on my keyboard again...
Into the dry humour eh? UK. :lol: [/b][/quote]
so subtle it shouts for recognition - :lol:
DarkReality
11-18-2003, 03:52 PM
LMFAO&#33;
Mivaro
11-18-2003, 06:43 PM
Originally posted by SensualGardening@18 November 2003 - 10:08
I actually played hockey with one of the most famous hockey-players we ever

had.....(a sort of "cruyff" of hockey.....)

What&#39;s his name??

Yogi
Ton van &#39;t Hek??? (brother of Youp (http://www.youpie.nl/))