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Yogi
11-17-2003, 12:32 PM
Since all these confessionthreads seem to lead us nowhere, i invite you all

to tell what you heard about other boardmembers.

So tell us what rumours are going around in this place!!!(not make them up, so back it up with sources or pictures!!)


I will start off with an obvious victim of Gossip, our beloved Jonno.


I heard:

That Jonno has a very intimate relationship with:


















http://www.sheringhamsurf.org.uk/jonno_index_90.JPG

His SurfBoard!!!

I know, i start off very nasty, but that's just to give you guy's a headstart!!!


CuriosityKillsTheCat(solution,BD???)-Yogi
Skweeky
11-17-2003, 12:46 PM
I heard that UKMan used to be a part of a very popular band in the sixties, but got thrown out because of his excessive drugs abuse, of which the consequences still show :ph34r:
Yogi
11-17-2003, 12:48 PM
Originally posted by Skweeky@17 November 2003 - 14:46
I heard that UKMan used to be a part of a very popular band in the sixties, but got thrown out because of his excessive drugs abuse, of which the consequences still show :ph34r:
Good one, Skweek!!

Source? Pictures? :P :P :P

Yogi
Skweeky
11-17-2003, 12:51 PM
The left pic in his own sig of course.

Can't reveal the source, he/she is already a part of the protected witness programme
Yogi
11-17-2003, 12:54 PM
Originally posted by Skweeky@17 November 2003 - 14:51
The right pic in his own sig of course.

Can't reveal the source, he/she is already a part of the protected witness programme
I know, i know, that protecting-sources-thingy bites!!

Can imagine his protection, though!!
UKman is one tough cooky!!!(to crack.....)
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

WaitingForUKman'sUltimateRevengeButNotProvokingIt-Yogi
DarthInsinuate
11-17-2003, 02:35 PM
i wonder why i didn't start this topic?.....







i heard that Lamsey's eyesbrow is an attachment
Yogi
11-17-2003, 03:04 PM
Originally posted by DarthInsinuate@17 November 2003 - 16:35
i wonder why i didn't start this topic?.....







i heard that Lamsey's eyesbrow is an attachment
I heard that too!!!

Must be true, then!!!

Yogi
Skweeky
11-17-2003, 03:38 PM
I also heard RF smokes bongs :ph34r:
Rat Faced
11-17-2003, 03:42 PM
I smoke drums? :blink:

Cant stand Drum tobacco... :unsure:

:P
mrcall1969
11-17-2003, 03:43 PM
I know one member is really called Furby ;)
Skweeky
11-17-2003, 03:44 PM
shut up marc <_<





:P :lol:
mrcall1969
11-17-2003, 03:46 PM
Originally posted by Skweeky@17 November 2003 - 16:44
shut up marc <_<





:P :lol:
You&#39;ve blown your cover :o
Skweeky
11-17-2003, 03:47 PM
myeah, but you were going to tell them anyway


--&#62; In highschool my best friend called my Furby once, because I have hairy arms :huh:
mrcall1969
11-17-2003, 03:50 PM
Originally posted by Skweeky@17 November 2003 - 16:47
myeah, but you were going to tell them anyway


--&#62; In highschool my best friend called my Furby once, because I have hairy arms :huh:
Only arms? ;)
Skweeky
11-17-2003, 03:52 PM
:P You should know what else :P
Yogi
11-17-2003, 04:23 PM
Originally posted by Skweeky@17 November 2003 - 17:52
:P You should know what else :P
Come On&#33;&#33;&#33;

This is a GossipThread&#33;&#33;

You can allways deny later.

Yogi
UKMan
11-17-2003, 04:57 PM
Originally posted by Skweeky@17 November 2003 - 13:46
I heard that UKMan used to be a part of a very popular band in the sixties, but got thrown out because of his excessive drugs abuse, of which the consequences still show :ph34r:
And i bet that whirring sound in the background i heard WASa camera :unsure:
Think about that for a while folks and drool :P
mrcall1969
11-17-2003, 05:12 PM
Originally posted by SensualGardening+17 November 2003 - 17:23--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (SensualGardening @ 17 November 2003 - 17:23)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-Skweeky@17 November 2003 - 17:52
:P&nbsp; You should know what else :P
Come On&#33;&#33;&#33;

This is a GossipThread&#33;&#33;

You can allways deny later.

Yogi [/b][/quote]
Well........I did get left with a rash...but a small price to pay ;) ;)
Rat Faced
11-17-2003, 05:40 PM
Arent those yeast rashes murder?

;) :P
mrcall1969
11-17-2003, 05:45 PM
Originally posted by Rat Faced@17 November 2003 - 18:40
Arent those yeast rashes murder?

;) :P
I wouldn&#39;t know...was more a friction rash :P
Skweeky
11-17-2003, 06:21 PM
Just just could&#39;ve told me to shave <_<

I&#39;ll remind you of that next week :P
mrcall1969
11-17-2003, 06:31 PM
Originally posted by Skweeky@17 November 2003 - 19:21
Just just could&#39;ve told me to shave <_<

I&#39;ll remind you of that next week :P
Yay ..... /me dances :) :P :)
The Real Santa
11-17-2003, 07:30 PM
I know who RapFan is
Lilmiss
11-17-2003, 07:40 PM
Ive heard Celery has ran away to become a monk in Tibet.
No pictures as yet, but I&#39;ll carry on stalking him for more details. ;)


Ive also heard Zero is in a wakeless slumber, due to a poisioned strawberry. :blink:
Skweeky
11-17-2003, 07:41 PM
I&#39;ve heard lilmiss uses lollypops for unorthodox events :D
Lilmiss
11-17-2003, 07:46 PM
I&#39;d ask you to prove it, but Im scared of what you will find. ;)

http://hometown.aol.co.uk/Lynne1977uk/lollipop.gif
UKMan
11-17-2003, 07:49 PM
Originally posted by Skweeky@17 November 2003 - 20:41
I&#39;ve heard lilmiss uses lollypops for unorthodox events :D
Ahh - fishsticks - luv &#39;em - whoops&#33;&#33; :blink:
The Real Santa
11-17-2003, 07:49 PM
Originally posted by Skweeky@17 November 2003 - 19:41
I&#39;ve heard lilmiss uses lollypops for unorthodox events :D
i heard she uses lollypops in unorthodox ways
mrcall1969
11-17-2003, 08:04 PM
mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm Cannabis lollies.....

We are talking about that use?????
Lilmiss
11-17-2003, 08:05 PM
Originally posted by UKMan@17 November 2003 - 19:49

Ahh - fishsticks - luv &#39;em - whoops&#33;&#33; :blink:
:unsure:



http://hometown.aol.co.uk/Lynne1977uk/digging+hole.gif
UKMan
11-17-2003, 09:05 PM
Originally posted by lilmiss+17 November 2003 - 21:05--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (lilmiss @ 17 November 2003 - 21:05)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-UKMan@17 November 2003 - 19:49

Ahh - fishsticks - luv &#39;em - whoops&#33;&#33;&nbsp; :blink:
:unsure:



http://hometown.aol.co.uk/Lynne1977uk/digging+hole.gif [/b][/quote]
wrong thread maybe - sorry................... :unsure:
still.....Ay...Ay....nudge nudge - ;)
The Real Santa
11-17-2003, 09:15 PM
lil miss used to be my biggest coustomer until the feds hauled my dope off
Lilmiss
11-17-2003, 11:00 PM
:blink: oh its you, werent you sent down for selling crack to santa? :huh:


ukman; wink, wink, nudge, nudge. ;)
Skweeky
11-17-2003, 11:09 PM
I heard mrcall1969 loves a member of this board :o


you think it&#39;s Jonno&#39;s?
mrcall1969
11-17-2003, 11:17 PM
Originally posted by Skweeky@18 November 2003 - 00:09
I heard mrcall1969 loves a member of this board :o


you think it&#39;s Jonno&#39;s?
Jeez&#33;....you did??..call the internet cops....that just cannot happen&#33;.......... :P
DarthInsinuate
11-17-2003, 11:21 PM
i heard Riddler isn&#39;t really some genius - he generates his riddles from a super-computer
Yogi
11-18-2003, 08:12 AM
I heard Sheila is complaining on other boars we give her a lot of shit.....

Can you believe that????













http://www.nature-source.com/graphics/turtle-shit.jpg


FullOfShitYogi
titey
11-18-2003, 08:34 AM
:huh: Why does that picture look familiar?











http://www.piczonline.com/client/titey/poo.gif
AussieSheila
11-18-2003, 08:42 AM
:o Doh&#33; Giving me shit was about the cat&#39;s thread, go &#39;head deny I got shit. :)

And the lovely time I had flirting was with you Yoginotsuchastranger. :wub:
Riddler
11-18-2003, 09:33 AM
Originally posted by DarthInsinuate@17 November 2003 - 16:21
i heard Riddler isn&#39;t really some genius - he generates his riddles from a super-computer
:o Who squealed ?


:D
Yogi
11-18-2003, 09:49 AM
Just heard;

Mrs. BigBoab is shooting crack up her transvestite veigns...........

And seems to be moving soon......

Yogi
bigboab
11-18-2003, 09:51 AM
Originally posted by SensualGardening@18 November 2003 - 09:49
Just heard;

Mrs. BigBoab is shooting crack up her transvestite veigns...........

And seems to be moving soon......

Yogi
Shush&#33; She works in a paint shop. I think she is overcome with emulsion at the moment. Handy for new wallpaper though. :lol:
titey
11-18-2003, 09:54 AM
Originally posted by Riddler@18 November 2003 - 04:33
:o&nbsp; Who squealed ?

http://www.spammers-paradise.com/forums/uploads//av-382.gif"Wasn&#39;t me&#33;"
Yogi
11-18-2003, 09:54 AM
Originally posted by bigboab+18 November 2003 - 11:51--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (bigboab @ 18 November 2003 - 11:51)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-SensualGardening@18 November 2003 - 09:49
Just heard;

Mrs. BigBoab is shooting crack up her transvestite veigns...........

And seems to be moving soon......

Yogi
Shush&#33; She works in a paint shop. I think she is overcome with emulsion at the moment. Handy for new wallpaper though. :lol: [/b][/quote]
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

Emulsion........

:P

UKman seems to know all about that&#33;&#33;&#33;

Confessions of a UK-swedish Santa Claus (http://www.klboard.ath.cx/index.php?showtopic=82295&st=45)

Yogi
UKMan
11-18-2003, 10:04 AM
Originally posted by SensualGardening+18 November 2003 - 10:54--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (SensualGardening @ 18 November 2003 - 10:54)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'>
Originally posted by bigboab@18 November 2003 - 11:51
<!--QuoteBegin-SensualGardening@18 November 2003 - 09:49
Just heard;

Mrs. BigBoab is shooting crack up her transvestite veigns...........

And seems to be moving soon......

Yogi
Shush&#33; She works in a paint shop. I think she is overcome with emulsion at the moment. Handy for new wallpaper though. :lol:
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

Emulsion........

:P

UKman seems to know all about that&#33;&#33;&#33;

Confessions of a UK-swedish Santa Claus (http://www.klboard.ath.cx/index.php?showtopic=82295&st=45)

Yogi [/b][/quote]
The possitive side effects of emulsion are well documented:

"........after application around the facial areas, mould to liking........go to bed with a bint, wake up with a china doll...."

Its a well known fact, thought everyone knew&#33;? - :unsure:

Peace
UKFacialMan
Illuminati
11-18-2003, 10:05 AM
I hear that bigboab is, in reality, Irish ;)
Yogi
11-18-2003, 10:08 AM
Just heard:

OZbabe likes her cuffs lined with fur........

Sheila, can we use bilbyfur for that??

Yogi
Yogi
11-18-2003, 10:13 AM
UKman wrote:


go to bed with a bint, wake up with a china doll...."

I&#39;ll never eat here anymore........

http://images.google.com/images?q=tbn:Z9Sb_m0tpjoC:www.newestindustry.com/music/chinadoll.jpg

YakYogi
UKMan
11-18-2003, 10:14 AM
QUOTE (SensualGardening @ 18 November 2003 - 09:49)

Just heard;

Mrs. BigBoab is shooting crack up her transvestite veigns...........

And seems to be moving soon......

Yogi&nbsp;

As long as shes not shooting transvestites up her crack i dont see what the worry is about - :huh:
titey
11-18-2003, 10:15 AM
Originally posted by SensualGardening@18 November 2003 - 05:08
Just heard:

OZbabe likes her cuffs lined with fur........

Sheila, can we use bilbyfur for that??

Yogihttp://members.shaw.ca/wenpigsfly/smileys/laughing1.gif
AussieSheila
11-18-2003, 10:27 AM
;) I hear she uses the hair of balding men to line her cuffs with.

:blink:
titey
11-18-2003, 10:36 AM
:shifty: I heard imnotanaddict really is.
UKMan
11-18-2003, 10:40 AM
Originally posted by AussieSheila@18 November 2003 - 11:27
;) I hear she uses the hair of balding men to line her cuffs with.

:blink:
I take that personally Sheila - sounds rather good though....hmmmm

Peace
UKDoWhatYouLikeWithMyHairsMan
Illuminati
11-18-2003, 10:41 AM
I heard that the bearded guy in the sig of the late tite-wad was, in fact, tite-wad. And that his story of it being someone else he saw on the Internet was total BS. :blink:

How did I find out? Let&#39;s just say that a little girl told me...:shifty:
titey
11-18-2003, 10:45 AM
Originally posted by Illuminati@18 November 2003 - 05:41
Let&#39;s just say that a little girl told me...:shifty:
That "little girl" musta been the one spoutin BS then. :P
Yogi
11-18-2003, 10:49 AM
Just heared:

UKman likes his beard cuffed........ :lol: :lol: :lol:

We&#39;re on a roll here, fellowloungers.......


ILikeMyCuffsLinedWithPubicHairWhoVolunteers-Yogi
titey
11-18-2003, 10:53 AM
:o I just heard that SensualGardening is a cross-dresser.








What.... that&#39;s not news to anyone else? :huh:
Yogi
11-18-2003, 10:57 AM
Originally posted by titey@18 November 2003 - 12:53
:o I just heard that SensualGardening is a cross-dresser.








What.... that&#39;s not news to anyone else?&nbsp; :huh:
Where the f*** did you find that????

Prove it&#33;&#33;&#33;(pictures, documents, links, semen,....... oops&#33;&#33;)

WeeBitOnTheOtherSideAswell-Yogi
titey
11-18-2003, 11:03 AM
Originally posted by SensualGardening@18 November 2003 - 05:47
I stood up with my legs crossed, feeling all crossy, so decided to do a lot of

crossreferences, especially to my own threads&#33;&#33;&#33;&#33;

And it feels good. Crossy......but good&#33;&#33;

CrossYogiFrom here (http://www.klboard.ath.cx/index.php?act=ST&f=5&t=75283&view=findpost&p=671337)

Suffering from alzheimers Yogi? :unsure:
Yogi
11-18-2003, 11:06 AM
Originally posted by titey+18 November 2003 - 13:03--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (titey @ 18 November 2003 - 13:03)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-SensualGardening@18 November 2003 - 05:47
I stood up with my legs crossed, feeling all crossy, so decided to do a lot of

crossreferences, especially to my own threads&#33;&#33;&#33;&#33;

And it feels good. Crossy......but good&#33;&#33;

CrossYogiFrom here (http://www.klboard.ath.cx/index.php?act=ST&f=5&t=75283&view=findpost&p=671337)

Suffering from alzheimers Yogi? :unsure: [/b][/quote]
I don&#39;t remember...........

DementedYogi
Yogi
11-18-2003, 11:09 AM
Where am i.......

Can you show me the loo........


help....
titey
11-18-2003, 11:15 AM
The loo is just around the corner to yer right........you might wanna hold it though, Jonno used it last. http://members.shaw.ca/wenpigsfly/smileys/eek.gif
Yogi
11-18-2003, 11:16 AM
Originally posted by titey@18 November 2003 - 13:15
The loo is just around the corner to yer right........you might wanna hold it though, Jonno used it last. http://members.shaw.ca/wenpigsfly/smileys/eek.gif
Who&#39;s Jonno...????

GendualSarsening
titey
11-18-2003, 11:18 AM
Originally posted by SensualGardening@18 November 2003 - 06:16
Who&#39;s Jonno...???

He&#39;s that odor you smell. http://members.shaw.ca/wenpigsfly/smileys/badair.gif
bigboab
11-18-2003, 12:42 PM
Originally posted by Illuminati@18 November 2003 - 10:05
I hear that bigboab is, in reality, Irish ;)
You&#39;ve got that of Pat? :lol:
Yogi
11-18-2003, 03:43 PM
Originally posted by bigboab+18 November 2003 - 14:42--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (bigboab @ 18 November 2003 - 14:42)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-Illuminati@18 November 2003 - 10:05
I hear that bigboab is, in reality, Irish ;)
You&#39;ve got that of Pat? :lol: [/b][/quote]
Is Pat Irish???

And Boab, i&#39;m heading for the docks tonight.
How much should i bring??




















For the painting, that is.........

:P ChinaDollYogi
JONNO_CELEBS
11-18-2003, 07:16 PM
Originally posted by lilmiss@17 November 2003 - 19:46
I&#39;d ask you to prove it, but Im scared of what you will find. ;)

http://hometown.aol.co.uk/Lynne1977uk/lollipop.gif
Ok, I need money so I&#39;m auctioning off this transcript :D

Highest bidder gets the "lilmiss & Skweeky Lolipop incident" :D

Jonno B)
DarthInsinuate
11-18-2003, 07:20 PM
Originally posted by JONNO_CELEBS@18 November 2003 - 19:16
Ok, I need money so I&#39;m auctioning off this transcript :D

Highest bidder gets the "lilmiss & Skweeky Lolipop incident" :D

Jonno B)
i&#39;ll give you one penny










i heard from someone that their cousin was in a chatroom with someguy who had seen a photo of Funky Capricorn with a Budwiser in his hand
Lilmiss
11-18-2003, 07:21 PM
http://hometown.aol.co.uk/Lynne1977uk/argh.gif
Jonno, im soooo gonna boot ya c**t in now.
You better run to the hills&#33;
Gemby!
11-18-2003, 07:26 PM
:o what a violent thread ................lemme join in :devil:
JONNO_CELEBS
11-18-2003, 07:29 PM
Originally posted by lilmiss@18 November 2003 - 19:21
http://hometown.aol.co.uk/Lynne1977uk/argh.gif
Jonno, im soooo gonna boot ya c**t in now.
You better run to the hills&#33;
Nah er.............if you boot me I&#39;ll give it away for free :P

I heard that lilmiss placed a lolipop in Skwe........................... :D

Jonno B)
Lilmiss
11-18-2003, 07:38 PM
i heard Jonno lost a testicle in a freak accident, while he sat at his computer.



.....oh, it hasnt happened yet? :blink: http://hometown.aol.co.uk/Lynne1977uk/watching+clock.gif
JONNO_CELEBS
11-18-2003, 07:45 PM
:blink: ...........erm.........Ok...........Sale withdrawn :unsure:

I said sale withdrawn.............lilmiss...??..........what you doing?...............erm........it was a joke..............erm..............Help&#33; :ph34r:

Jonno B)
The Real Santa
11-18-2003, 07:46 PM
i heard lilmiss can see into the future
bigboab
11-18-2003, 07:49 PM
Originally posted by The Real Santa@18 November 2003 - 19:46
i heard lilmiss can see into the future
Is she looking into one ball or two? :lol:
Lilmiss
11-18-2003, 07:50 PM
im quite good at tarot actually. :D
one of my many talents.

another is chopping gossips into tiny pieces, and throwing them into the Norfolk sea. ;) <_< :D
mind your jib, chunk.
The Real Santa
11-18-2003, 07:50 PM
well 2 but soon to be one :lol:
Illuminati
11-18-2003, 07:51 PM
Originally posted by bigboab+18 November 2003 - 20:49--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (bigboab @ 18 November 2003 - 20:49)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-The Real Santa@18 November 2003 - 19:46
i heard lilmiss can see into the future
Is she looking into one ball or two? :lol: [/b][/quote]
Probably looking at one...and holding the other in her hand :ph34r:
The Real Santa
11-18-2003, 07:52 PM
lol sucking on it :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
Illuminati
11-18-2003, 07:53 PM
Originally posted by The Real Santa@18 November 2003 - 20:52
lol sucking on it :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
Considering lilmiss&#39;s last-few-minutes disturbing (at least for males :ph34r:) posts, I&#39;d have thought you&#39;d have kept your gob shut on such comments ;)
The Real Santa
11-18-2003, 07:54 PM
im santa i can do whatever the hell i want hohohohoho
JONNO_CELEBS
11-18-2003, 07:55 PM
Normally people talking about lilmiss sucking on my balls would excite me but................please stop :unsure:

Me&#39;s nervous now.............tell you what guys, I&#39;ll wait til she goes to bed then post the transcript ;) :D

Jonno B)
The Real Santa
11-18-2003, 07:55 PM
haha
Illuminati
11-18-2003, 08:03 PM
Originally posted by The Real Santa@18 November 2003 - 20:54
im santa i can do whatever the hell i want hohohohoho
And I&#39;m a secluded organisation that uses the world leaders as puppets for my doing and am still considered only as far as a conspiracy theory :devil:

...and still the thought of lilmiss wielding a knife scares the shit out of me&#33; :o :ph34r:
The Real Santa
11-18-2003, 08:05 PM
im gonna stay out of this one
JONNO_CELEBS
11-18-2003, 08:06 PM
Originally posted by Illuminati@18 November 2003 - 20:03


...and still the thought of lilmiss wielding a knife scares the shit out of me&#33; :o :ph34r:
Scares YOU&#33;&#33;&#33; :blink: .............It&#39;s my nads she&#39;s waving it at :blink: :lol: :lol: :blink:

Jonno B)
Lilmiss
11-18-2003, 08:11 PM
Originally posted by Illuminati@18 November 2003 - 20:03
...and still the thought of lilmiss wielding a knife scares the shit out of me&#33; :o :ph34r:
awww....i&#39;d never hurt you. :P


real santa better keep an eye on his sack though. <_< :D
JONNO_CELEBS
11-18-2003, 08:14 PM
Ok so your name WAS.......

lilpixiewaveyrockcoolchickmiss................now it&#39;s

lilpixiewaveyrockcoolNutcutterchickmiss :blink: :lol: :lol:

Jonno B)
Yogi
11-18-2003, 08:29 PM
WARNING&#33;&#33;&#33;

This thread is for the purpose of GOSSIP.

So you talk about others, not yourself.

Jonno, these are dangerous grounds.......

Lilmiss,............... :P


FakingToBeInChargeInThisThread-Uh,Ah-Yogi
bigboab
11-18-2003, 08:32 PM
Has anyone noticed that UKman and Snny don&#39;t ever appear on the Board at the same time. Or am I just imagining it?
JONNO_CELEBS
11-18-2003, 08:36 PM
@Yogi...........Remember you Hijacked my thread??...........Paybacks a Bitch ain&#39;t it :P :lol: :lol:

Ok I want apologies from lilmiss & Nikki or I&#39;m gonna start <_<

Just so you know me&#39;s got the goods........

lilmiss= Cuddly bear

Nikki = Pom pom

:P :D

Jonno B)
UKMan
11-18-2003, 08:43 PM
Have you noticed that whenever i go snny allways appe....wait a minute....thats been said before :blink:
Lilmiss
11-18-2003, 08:46 PM
cuddley bear?
but I sleep with a fuzzy rabbit. :huh:

sowwy SG. ;)
JONNO_CELEBS
11-18-2003, 08:52 PM
@UKman..........erm............so you are schizo.......skitzo........smikts.........split personalty man :lol: :lol:

@lilmiss.........Awww, do you :) .........I was talking more about "Honey" :P :lol: :lol:

I have so much info on people :lol:

Jonno B)
Yogi
11-18-2003, 09:00 PM
I heard:

Lilmiss goes wild with fuzzy rabbits........

UKman forgot to take his medicine again. Or was it.......

NikkiD is actually called PomPom :blink: :blink: :blink:

BigBoab had too much to drink again. Or was that Uknny?&#33;?&#33; :blink: :blink:

Illuninati has heard that he heard of a conspiracy of puppets and......WTF????

Mrs. Yogi is considering entering this board [not funny at all&#33;&#33;&#33; not at all :angry: :angry: ]

OZbabe is playing all the hormonebombs inhere, esp. the older ones......




I heard NOTHING. My lips are sealed. You won&#39;t hear a thing from me, you hear&#33;&#33;&#33;


OpposedToGossip-Yogi
Lilmiss
11-18-2003, 09:01 PM
Originally posted by JONNO_CELEBS@18 November 2003 - 20:52
@lilmiss.........Awww, do you :) .........I was talking more about "Honey" :P :lol: :lol:


just worked out what you are on about.
kickin&#39;s again. <_<
JONNO_CELEBS
11-18-2003, 09:44 PM
Originally posted by lilmiss+18 November 2003 - 21:01--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (lilmiss @ 18 November 2003 - 21:01)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-JONNO_CELEBS@18 November 2003 - 20:52
@lilmiss.........Awww, do you :) .........I was talking more about "Honey" :P&nbsp; :lol:&nbsp; :lol:


just worked out what you are on about.
kickin&#39;s again. <_<


[/b][/quote]
:P :lol: :lol: :lol: s&#39;ok, I wont ;) :)

@Yogi........Nikki&#39;s called Pompom??? :blink: Thats not what I meant :rolleyes:

Jonno B)
Lilmiss
11-18-2003, 09:46 PM
Originally posted by SensualGardening@18 November 2003 - 21:00
Mrs. Yogi is considering entering this board [not funny at all&#33;&#33;&#33; not at all :angry: :angry: ]


:D yay...more gossip. :P
bigboab
11-18-2003, 09:49 PM
Originally posted by SensualGardening@18 November 2003 - 21:00

BigBoab had too much to drink again. Or was that Uknny?&#33;?&#33; :blink: :blink:


Who me drink? If you dont believe me check various posts and compare the grammar and the spelling. I am now of the belief that Ukman is Snny&#39;s dad.
Shock, sensation, gossip? :lol: :lol: :lol:
Illuminati
11-18-2003, 09:52 PM
Originally posted by SensualGardening@18 November 2003 - 22:00
Illuninati has heard that he heard of a conspiracy of puppets and......WTF????

HEARD&#33;?&#33;?&#33;?&#33;?&#33;? :blink: :blink: :blink:

I AM the conspiracy&#33; :devil: And don&#39;t you forget it... :shifty:

<Notice sent to the world&#39;s mainstream newspapers - "Front Page: SensualGardening is a nudist">

:-"
WeeMouse
11-18-2003, 09:53 PM
I heard that Skweeky bites her toe-nails as well as everyone elses&#33;&#33;&#33;

:)
bigboab
11-18-2003, 09:55 PM
Originally posted by WeeMouse@18 November 2003 - 21:53
I heard that Skweeky bites her toe-nails as well as everyone elses&#33;&#33;&#33;

:)
Everyones else&#39;s what?
Illuminati
11-18-2003, 09:55 PM
Originally posted by WeeMouse@18 November 2003 - 22:53
I heard that Skweeky bites her toe-nails as well as everyone elses&#33;&#33;&#33;
I hear that WeeMouse is baaaaaaaaaccckkk&#33; :w00t:
WeeMouse
11-18-2003, 10:00 PM
Originally posted by Illuminati+18 November 2003 - 22:55--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (Illuminati @ 18 November 2003 - 22:55)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-WeeMouse@18 November 2003 - 22:53
I heard that Skweeky bites her toe-nails as well as everyone elses&#33;&#33;&#33;
I hear that WeeMouse is baaaaaaaaaccckkk&#33; :w00t: [/b][/quote]
:lol:
I&#39;ve always been here, buddy&#33; just lurking and waiting...................

:P :)
JONNO_CELEBS
11-18-2003, 10:01 PM
I heard the Yogi has a thing for dressing up in grass skirts :P :lol: :lol:

Jonno B)
Gemby!
11-18-2003, 10:02 PM
anything about me or am i too innocent ?
WeeMouse
11-18-2003, 10:05 PM
You have a cat stuck in a glass&#33; You don&#39;t deserve to be gossiped about&#33;


*Me pats gemby&#39;s head

:)
NikkiD
11-18-2003, 10:06 PM
@ Yogi... erm... no.

@ Jonno... anothername.... :rolleyes:
bigboab
11-18-2003, 10:06 PM
Originally posted by gemby&#33;@18 November 2003 - 22:02
anything about me or am i too innocent ?
Enjoy the peace for now Gem. We will get to you eventually. One or two things to clear up first. ;)
hobbes
11-18-2003, 10:26 PM
Originally posted by SensualGardening@18 November 2003 - 09:12

Can you believe that????


The New Police Line-up


http://www.kcstar.com/projects/murdersquad/SQUAD30.jpg
http://www.nature-source.com/graphics/turtle-shit.jpg


FullOfShitYogi

I hear that in Holland you must not only identify your assailant, but his poop as well&#33; Can&#39;t be too careful you know.

In this particular case, #3 was let go because although he looked like the perpetrator, the victim acknowledged that the man who had assaulted her always had corn kernels in his poop, it was kind of his signature, if you will.
JONNO_CELEBS
11-18-2003, 10:35 PM
Originally posted by NikkiD@18 November 2003 - 22:06
@ Yogi... erm... no.

@ Jonno... anothername.... :rolleyes:
:blink: You mean......... :o

Jonno B)
Yogi
11-18-2003, 10:36 PM
Originally posted by JONNO_CELEBS+18 November 2003 - 23:44--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (JONNO_CELEBS @ 18 November 2003 - 23:44)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'>
Originally posted by lilmiss@18 November 2003 - 21:01
<!--QuoteBegin-JONNO_CELEBS@18 November 2003 - 20:52
@lilmiss.........Awww, do you :) .........I was talking more about "Honey" :P :lol: :lol:


just worked out what you are on about.
kickin&#39;s again. <_<



:P :lol: :lol: :lol: s&#39;ok, I wont ;) :)

@Yogi........Nikki&#39;s called Pompom??? :blink: Thats not what I meant :rolleyes:

Jonno B) [/b][/quote]
That&#39;s just the way the cookie crumbles, dear Jonno&#33;&#33;&#33;

This is GoZZip, MAN&#33;&#33;&#33;

I heard about this site called "JonnoInAction".

What&#39;s that all about???[ hi, nikki, come in....... :wub: :wub: :wub: ......./yogi

off...]
NikkiD
11-18-2003, 10:39 PM
@ Jonno http://www.mcbriens.net/liam/img/smilies/yes.gif

@ Yogi... he&#39;s got nothin&#33;&#33;&#33; Nothing I tell you&#33;&#33; :ph34r:
JONNO_CELEBS
11-18-2003, 10:40 PM
Ok you lost me :blink: Why the cookie crumbles??..........Pom Poms was a reference to something I know :rolleyes:

@Nikki..........Anagram.........repssie2 :P

Jonno B)
hobbes
11-18-2003, 10:42 PM
Originally posted by lilmiss@18 November 2003 - 21:46
cuddley bear?
but I sleep with a fuzzy rabbit.&nbsp; :huh:

sowwy SG.&nbsp; ;)
Hmmm, I did not realize I had been drawn into this sordid rumor thread until I started receiving vicious PM&#39;s from certain distressed male members (err, I mean "posters").

I live in America, there must be another rabbit hopping about on that side of the pond.
NikkiD
11-18-2003, 10:47 PM
Originally posted by JONNO_CELEBS@18 November 2003 - 17:40
Ok you lost me :blink: Why the cookie crumbles??..........Pom Poms was a reference to something I know :rolleyes:

@Nikki..........Anagram.........repssie2 :P

Jonno B)
Yeah... and I could say the same... repssie1 and repssie2 in fact :P
The Real Santa
11-18-2003, 10:50 PM
:lol: lil miss i got a stainless steel sack and they are insured lol
JONNO_CELEBS
11-18-2003, 10:51 PM
:o Oh shit&#33;...........I forgot about those.........Ok........erm.........AHA&#33;........MCV_151103 :P :D

Jonno B)
Yogi
11-18-2003, 10:53 PM
@Illumisuemi

<Notice sent to the world&#39;s mainstream newspapers - "Front Page: SensualGardening is a nudist">


Frontpagenews??? I&#39;m running around naked in the lounge all the time&#33;&#33;&#33;
UKman said it was a "feckin&#39; disgrace" no one said anything.....
Jonno was just comparing size.......

@JonBoy

I heard the Yogi has a thing for dressing up in grass skirts&nbsp; &nbsp;

You make me wear &#39;m&#33;&#33;
But thanks, they fit real nice&#33;&#33;&#33;
Received the pics??? :P

@Hobby

I hear that in Holland you must not only identify your assailant, but his poop as well&#33; Can&#39;t be too careful you know.

In this particular case, #3 was let go because although he looked like the perpetrator, the victim acknowledged that the man who had assaulted her always had corn kernels in his poop, it was kind of his signature, if you will.


Wow&#33;&#33; Impressive the way you take interest in my country&#33;&#33;&#33;
Cracking this case for me was a true gift to our nation. Now the famous cornkernelpoopperpetrator
can be put behind bars, we can go to sleep, rest assured........



I must say i am impressed by all the contributions&#33;&#33;&#33;&#33;

But remember: The juicier, the better&#33;&#33;&#33;

And NEVER: He/She is.

Allways, AALLWAYS: I heard she/he is........

Gossip is good.

Gossip is fine.


Is That All You Can Get On Me??-Yogi
NikkiD
11-18-2003, 10:56 PM
Okay... that&#39;s a really bad one... let&#39;s see...

jul30_01.jpg, jul30_02.jpg.... etc.... etc...

hehehehe

/me hums Girl... you really got me now...
JONNO_CELEBS
11-18-2003, 11:02 PM
Originally posted by NikkiD@18 November 2003 - 22:56

/me hums Girl... you really got me now...
Oh thats pushing it :unsure:

Head?? :devil:.....red.....white... etc :P

Jonno B)
hobbes
11-18-2003, 11:02 PM
I heard that Lamsey had a terrible accident when he was young and lost his right eyelid (not his eyesbrow, mind you). In order to save the eye from drying out, doctors had to transplant skin from another part of his body. The only area on his body with skin of the proper thickness and able to grow hair was on his scrotum. So a small section was transplanted, and today he is as good as new. Well, to be honest .............











http://www.paris95.k12.il.us/mayo/DrumRoll.JPG














he is a little cock-eyed. :o
NikkiD
11-18-2003, 11:07 PM
Hahahahahaha

You double posted&#33;&#33;&#33;&#33;&#33;

And that was really, really, really unfair...

Erm... I know something I could say, but it would just be too mean. So I won&#39;t.

How was your shower this afternoon?

:devil:
DarthInsinuate
11-18-2003, 11:09 PM
i heard hobbes shares the same defective gene as Bigboab that causes them to tell bad puns
Yogi
11-18-2003, 11:11 PM
Originally posted by DarthInsinuate@19 November 2003 - 01:09
i heard hobbes shares the same defective gene as Bigboab that causes them to tell bad puns
Bad puns in gossip>>>> :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

MoreLikeFartInsinuate-Yogi :P
bigboab
11-18-2003, 11:17 PM
Originally posted by DarthInsinuate@18 November 2003 - 23:09
i heard hobbes shares the same defective gene as Bigboab that causes them to tell bad puns
I havn&#39;t got them now. Mrs Bigboab stitched them up today.
hobbes
11-18-2003, 11:24 PM
I allege that JPol is a diet beverage drinking homo.
Yogi
11-18-2003, 11:27 PM
Definition allege [Show phonetics]
verb [T] FORMAL
to state that someone has done something illegal or wrong without giving proof:
[+ (that)] The two men allege (that) the police forced them to make false confessions.[+ to infinitive] Mr Smythe is alleged to have been at the centre of an international drugs ring.[+ that] It was alleged that Johnson had struck Mr Rahim on the head.

alleged [Show phonetics]
adjective FORMAL
It took 15 years for the alleged criminals (= people thought to be criminals) to prove their innocence

Thank you.

GossipOkayBlasphemyNot-Yogi :lol:
JONNO_CELEBS
11-18-2003, 11:41 PM
Originally posted by NikkiD@18 November 2003 - 23:07


How was your shower this afternoon?

:devil:
:o I cannot believe you said that :o And now you&#39;ve run off..........right&#33;

Jonny&#39;s playtime now :devil:

I heard Nikki Loves washing machines :P :D

Jonno B)
hobbes
11-18-2003, 11:53 PM
Originally posted by JONNO_CELEBS+19 November 2003 - 00:41--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (JONNO_CELEBS @ 19 November 2003 - 00:41)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-NikkiD@18 November 2003 - 23:07


How was your shower this afternoon?

:devil:
:o I cannot believe you said that :o And now you&#39;ve run off..........right&#33;

Jonny&#39;s playtime now :devil:

I heard Nikki Loves washing machines :P :D

Jonno B) [/b][/quote]
Are you alleging that she intentionally unbalances the load for maximal vibration. Such scandal&#33;
Yogi
11-18-2003, 11:57 PM
Yeah&#33;&#33;&#33;

Jonno, if you would remove the weight from the machine the effect will be, well,

let&#39;s say........quite wiggly..... :lol: :lol:

Yogi
JONNO_CELEBS
11-19-2003, 12:10 AM
I&#39;m not saying anything..........but for the right price we could have a Sequal to Rons thread, updated so to speak :P :lol: :lol:

Jonno B)
NikkiD
11-19-2003, 12:44 AM
Originally posted by JONNO_CELEBS@18 November 2003 - 19:10
I&#39;m not saying anything..........but for the right price we could have a Sequal to Rons thread, updated so to speak :P :lol: :lol:

Jonno B)
*Ahem*

http://www.mcbriens.net/liam/img/smilies/raisebrow.gif
JONNO_CELEBS
11-19-2003, 12:50 AM
Oh shit :unsure: I thought you&#39;d gone :o ..............erm................runhttp://hometown.aol.co.uk/Cjcooljonno/eekout.gif

Jonno B)
titey
11-19-2003, 04:45 AM
Originally posted by JONNO_CELEBS@18 November 2003 - 18:41
I heard Nikki Loves washing machines :P&nbsp; :D

Jonno B)
Is that wif the lid opened or closed? http://members.shaw.ca/wenpigsfly/smileys/busted.gif


















http://www.piczonline.com/client/titey/ohno.gifSowwy Nikki.... pwease don&#39;t hurt me.
titey
11-19-2003, 05:55 AM
Originally posted by Skweeky@17 November 2003 - 14:41
I&#39;ve heard lilmiss uses lollypops for unorthodox events :DMmmm.... http://www.piczonline.com/client/titey/lolly.gif ....tanks sweetie&#33;
UKMan
11-19-2003, 06:03 AM
&#33;&#33;BREAKING NEWS&#33;&#33;

The file sharing community was in deep shock last night over the revelation that JONNO_CELEBS aka The Axeman, was admited to a physiciatric unit downloaded from the RIAA after revelations that he had a bad spelling fit. He was quoted as spluttering: "I..........erm............so i have schizo.......skitzo........smikts.........a split personalty man" His motorbike was later unavailable for any commentary.

lilmiss, now on a recovery farm somewhere in the outback after an attack of peace love and smack, said to one of our reporters, "yeah man, like....cool...i mean like...he was, like you know...way out you know?" A cuddly rabbit nearbye was heard whispering "hurry up, i can&#39;t hold this lollipop in my butt much longer."

More news:
The Netherlands were shocked last night at the discovery that SensualGardening, well know side kick to santa claus, was thinking of emigrating to Australia without his wifes knowledge. Police found an arsenal of suitcases filled with tulips and a sack of shit with a note to Billy_Dean with the message, "These are for you my dear and i look forward to screwing your cats." His wife was unavailable for comment, but sources can reveal that she is now staying with a friend. Searching through this friends garbage all our reporter could find where some empty Colt45 beer cans.

bigboab, well known Newcomer to the K-lite forum, was heard commenting on his misserable post count, "its not my fault i&#39;m illiterate, blame my parents." His father Lamsey was unavailable for coment.

The rumours that NikkiD and Skweeky were planning on moving to Sweden are of course true and i have a letter in my possesion to prove it. Allow me to quote: " Well UKMan, we are sick and tired of those bozos who call themselves men and are cumming over to you to have some real fun&#33;"

Belive it or not :P

Peace
UKGossipMan

PS:
More to cum later B)
titey
11-19-2003, 06:12 AM
Originally posted by UKMan@19 November 2003 - 01:03
The file sharing community was in deep shock last night over the revelation that JONNO_CELEBS aka The Axeman, was admited to a physiciatric

http://www.piczonline.com/client/titey/no.gif That&#39;s not shocking in the least........ long overdue I&#39;d say. http://www.piczonline.com/client/titey/yes.gif
Skweeky
11-19-2003, 08:53 AM
Originally posted by UKMan@19 November 2003 - 07:03

The rumours that NikkiD and Skweeky were planning on moving to Sweden are of course true and i have a letter in my possesion to prove it. Allow me to quote: " Well UKMan, we are sick and tired of those bozos who call themselves men and are cumming over to you to have some real fun&#33;"


Hehehehe, we&#39;re cumming to Sweden. hehehehehe, yeah, :D
JONNO_CELEBS
11-19-2003, 09:27 AM
Originally posted by UKMan@19 November 2003 - 06:03
&#33;&#33;BREAKING NEWS&#33;&#33;

The file sharing community was in deep shock last night over the revelation that JONNO_CELEBS aka The Axeman, was admited to a physiciatric unit downloaded from the RIAA after revelations that he had a bad spelling fit. He was quoted as spluttering: "I..........erm............so i have schizo.......skitzo........smikts.........a split personalty man" His motorbike was later unavailable for any commentary.

:lol: :lol: :lol: ROTFLMAO :lol: :lol: :lol:

Cool :D

@Skweeky........You and Nikki moving to Sweeden?.....but you&#39;ll be further away.............although Nikki will be closer..............hmmm..........I got a sudden urge to Ski :D (do they do that, oh shit, thats Switzerland :rolleyes: )

Jonno B)
Yogi
11-19-2003, 10:22 AM
@UKman:

http://www.mcbriens.net/liam/img/smilies/clap.gifhttp://www.mcbriens.net/liam/img/smilies/clap.gifhttp://www.mcbriens.net/liam/img/smilies/clap.gifhttp://www.mcbriens.net/liam/img/smilies/clap.gifhttp://www.mcbriens.net/liam/img/smilies/clap.gifhttp://www.mcbriens.net/liam/img/smilies/clap.gifhttp://www.mcbriens.net/liam/img/smilies/clap.gif

As winner of the EarlyBird-GossipAward you:

Hereby you are promoted to Chief-Editor on matters of Great Concern&#33;&#33;&#33;&#33;
---------------------------------------------------------------------------------
I can confirm that Jonno is hospitalised:

In his last groupseesion he confessed being a crossdressing bookshelf&#33;&#33;&#33;

Source: Jonno is a bookshelf. (http://www.bookcrossing.com/mybookshelf/jonno)

---------------------------------------------------------------------------------

Lilmiss&#39; is recovering fine, though during creative therapy she was caught

trying to make pot out of rabbits.

With tears in her eyes she said: i didn&#39;t wanna hurt me rabbits&#33;&#33;&#33; Really&#33;&#33;








Result:
http://www.thepainterswarehouse.com/images/spring/jackbetty.jpg

--------------------------------------------------------------------------------
NikkiD&Skweeky:

Her &#39;s the travelguide you asked for:

Lesbian Travel in Sweden (http://www.kasbah.com/vitalstats/travellers/gay_and_lesbian/sweden_sweden_1.htm)

-----------------------------------------------------------------------------------

BillyDean seems to be a frog...........









http://web.mit.edu/vicmoral/www/amusements/humor/h-pics/catfrog.jpg
Hence his fear of feral cats.........
----------------------------------------------------------------------------------

All rumours on SensualGardening are just filthy lies&#33;&#33;&#33;&#33;
Disgusting&#33;&#33;&#33;


http://www.healthphone.com/consump_english/encyclopedia/chinese_herbal_files/edible.gif
What it is:
This herb is thebulb of Cremastra-variabilis or Pleione bulbocodioides pro-duced mainly in provinces of Sichuanand Guizhou. The bulb is dug up in May and June, washedclean and dried in sunlight after getting rid of the stem, leaf and root.

Property:
Sweet and lightly pungent in flavour, cold in property, slightly poisonous.

Effects:
Subduingswelling, dispersingthe lumps and clearingaway phlegm and deto-xicating.

Used for:
1. Carcinomas ofthe breast, thyroid,skin, cervix, naso-pharynx, esophagus and stomach, mali-gnant lymphoma, leukemia, etc.
(1) For excess fire caused by the accumulation of phlegm- dampness in lymphoma and thyroidadenoma, it is usedwith kombu, kelp, bugle, etc. Colchicine, one of its active components, exerts a good effecton various tumour clinically. Phar-macological study shows that it serves as an inhibitor in the intermediate stage of cellular mitosis,which causesgrowth stasis of tumour cell. It makes tumourcell severe degeneration and necrosis exten-sively when injected in tumour locally.


MunchMunchYogi
UKMan
11-19-2003, 10:55 AM
<------UKMan proudly exhibits his new title :)
Skweeky
11-19-2003, 12:16 PM
I heard some people actually do think UKMan was famous in his younger days :lol:
AussieSheila
11-19-2003, 12:29 PM
;) We&#39;re wondering if we can make him famous in his older days Skweeky.

:o ;) :P :lol:
Honey
11-19-2003, 12:31 PM
i think that UK will find himself just as famous in his ummmm present Skweeky... ;)

btw... im ozbabe.... ive heard a lot about you... ;)

;) @ UKMan... we&#39;ll have some good stuff for you to print tomorrow... B) ;)
UKMan
11-19-2003, 12:35 PM
http://www.uploadit.org/files2/171103-fairypurplesmal2l.jpghttp://www.mcbriens.net/liam/img/skweekywhip.gifhttp://w1.542.telia.com/~u54207239/sh1.jpghttp://nikki.wgs.ca/avatar.gifhttp://ella.funkychickz.co.uk/uploads/av-11.gif

:wub: :"> :wub: :">
Honey
11-19-2003, 12:40 PM
good to see that UK already knows he only need ONE of me&#33;... ;)
cowswithguns
11-19-2003, 12:41 PM
UKFeelingVerySpecialMan ;)
UKMan
11-19-2003, 12:45 PM
Originally posted by cowswithguns@19 November 2003 - 13:41
UKFeelingVerySpecialMan ;)
Its not everyday - i&#39;m just basking in my 15 minutes of fame - i had to borrow that 15 off someone else too :lol: Used up mine years ago..... ;)
Skweeky
11-19-2003, 12:48 PM
hmmmmm <_< suspicious. This will need further investigation.
AussieSheila
11-19-2003, 12:49 PM
:wub: UKfeeltehhttp://www.chinkii.com/uploads/album/misc/heart.gifMan :wub:
Skweeky
11-19-2003, 12:51 PM
When&#39;s your birthday UKMan?

Nikki, AussieSheila, Ozbabe and I will come to Sweden to spoil you for a weekend then

if you tell us more about those other 15 minutes of fame
AussieSheila
11-19-2003, 12:53 PM
;) Skweeky&#33; She is a woman after me own heart. You&#39;re on babe&#33;

:lol: :lol: :lol:

Come on UK, we&#39;re hanging on your every word. ;)

:lol: :lol: But we have to bring Cowsy as well, what do you think UKdoeshehavetheenergyMan?

:blink: :blink: :blink:
UKMan
11-19-2003, 12:56 PM
You gals are gonna have to do some searching here - i&#39;ve actually left more clues than i should :unsure:
UKMan
11-19-2003, 12:59 PM
Originally posted by Skweeky@19 November 2003 - 13:51
When&#39;s your birthday UKMan?

Nikki, AussieSheila, Ozbabe and I will come to Sweden to spoil you for a weekend then

if you tell us more about those other 15 minutes of fame
Not untill next summer Skweeky - july in fact ;) thats when i celebrate my **th birthday - so its rather apt i think (no not 69 - ha ha)
cowswithguns
11-19-2003, 01:00 PM
Ooooh&#33; I haven&#39;t been to Sweden for years&#33; :)
Honey
11-19-2003, 01:06 PM
id much rather go to Switzerland... i havent seen that yet&#33;.. ;)

better still.... Perth Western Australia... much warmer... and sooooo hospitable... ;)
AussieSheila
11-19-2003, 01:31 PM
:( Well, I&#39;ve never been out of Oz.... &#39;cept for a day in Tasi.... don&#39;t s&#39;pose that counts really.

Gosh&#33; ...... I could make a confession about that trip tho&#33; Oh no&#33; Wrong thread..... never mind.

:unsure:
Yogi
11-19-2003, 01:34 PM
Originally posted by UKMan@19 November 2003 - 12:55
<------UKMan proudly exhibits his new title :)
But Ukman, that means you have to control this thread aswell on Gossip.....

And no start chatting with those l****** aussie&#39;s, Okay???

Would be a shame to see you lose that title the same day you got it&#33;&#33;&#33;&#33;

MasterofGossip-Yogi
UKMan
11-19-2003, 01:35 PM
Originally posted by AussieSheila@19 November 2003 - 14:31
:( Well, I&#39;ve never been out of Oz.... &#39;cept for a day in Tasi.... don&#39;t s&#39;pose that counts really.

Gosh&#33; ...... I could make a confession about that trip tho&#33; Oh no&#33; Wrong thread..... never mind.

:unsure:
UKMan screaming for revenge
http://www.uploadit.org/files2/171103-fairypurplesmal2l.jpghttp://members.shaw.ca/wenpigsfly/smileys/wheelchair.gif
UKMan
11-19-2003, 01:36 PM
Originally posted by SensualGardening+19 November 2003 - 14:34--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (SensualGardening @ 19 November 2003 - 14:34)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-UKMan@19 November 2003 - 12:55
<------UKMan proudly exhibits his new title&nbsp; :)
But Ukman, that means you have to control this thread aswell on Gossip.....

And no start chatting with those l****** aussie&#39;s, Okay???

Would be a shame to see you lose that title the same day you got it&#33;&#33;&#33;&#33;

MasterofGossip-Yogi [/b][/quote]
OK - i&#39;m starting to get the hang of this..... ;)
NikkiD
11-19-2003, 01:36 PM
Count me in for your birthday UKMan - I&#39;m pretty sure I remember which one it will be too ;)
UKMan
11-19-2003, 01:38 PM
Originally posted by NikkiD@19 November 2003 - 14:36
Count me in for your birthday UKMan - I&#39;m pretty sure I remember which one it will be too ;)
You sooooo kind (for not mentioning it) ;)

ths for the poll as well - great &#33;&#33;

Peace
UKMan
AussieSheila
11-19-2003, 01:39 PM
:) *smiles at UKtellmeanotherMan* I&#39;ve actually already left confessions on several forums around the place. But that was back in the days when I thought I was anonymous. You&#39;ll have to search and seek if you want anything on me. My lips are sealed. Make of that what you will, I&#39;m ready for you.

:lol: :lol: :lol:
UKMan
11-19-2003, 01:41 PM
Originally posted by AussieSheila@19 November 2003 - 14:39
:) *smiles at UKtellmeanotherMan* I&#39;ve actually already left confessions on several forums around the place. But that was back in the days when I thought I was anonymous. You&#39;ll have to search and seek if you want anything on me. My lips are sealed. Make of that what you will, I&#39;m ready for you.

:lol: :lol: :lol:
I have just the "ointment" to loosen them :lol:
AussieSheila
11-19-2003, 01:45 PM
Originally posted by SensualGardening+19 November 2003 - 23:34--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (SensualGardening @ 19 November 2003 - 23:34)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-UKMan@19 November 2003 - 12:55
<------UKMan proudly exhibits his new title&nbsp; :)
But Ukman, that means you have to control this thread aswell on Gossip.....

And no start chatting with those l****** aussie&#39;s, Okay???

Would be a shame to see you lose that title the same day you got it&#33;&#33;&#33;&#33;

MasterofGossip-Yogi [/b][/quote]
:o YOGI???? Whiching Aussies are we?????? Fill in the gaps for me babe.

;)

Did Mrs. Yogi sign up yet?

B)

Ointment UKscaringmenowMan?
Yogi
11-19-2003, 02:12 PM
I&#39;ll fill your gaps anytime&#33;&#33;&#33; :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

The mrs. has registered.........



I&#39;ve actually already left confessions on several forums around the place

Under what name was that.............


Just heard that cricket isn&#39;t actually a sport.............


Yogi
AussieSheila
11-19-2003, 02:26 PM
Originally posted by SensualGardening@20 November 2003 - 00:12


The mrs. has registered.........



:o Ohhhhh sheeeeeet&#33; :( Mr AS is posting on Jonno&#39;s forum and wants to sign up on my other forums&#33; MY other forums&#33; MINE&#33; ALL MINE&#33;&#33;&#33;&#33;&#33;&#33;

:huh: :o ;) :lol:

:o Argh&#33; What if he finds a confession&#33;&#33;&#33;&#33;&#33; http://www.chinkii.com/uploads/album/misc/eekout.gif
cowswithguns
11-19-2003, 02:38 PM
Originally posted by AussieSheila+20 November 2003 - 00:26--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (AussieSheila @ 20 November 2003 - 00:26)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-SensualGardening@20 November 2003 - 00:12


The mrs. has registered.........



:o Ohhhhh sheeeeeet&#33; :( Mr AS is posting on Jonno&#39;s forum and wants to sign up on my other forums&#33; MY other forums&#33; MINE&#33; ALL MINE&#33;&#33;&#33;&#33;&#33;&#33;

:huh: :o ;) :lol:

:o Argh&#33; What if he finds a confession&#33;&#33;&#33;&#33;&#33; http://www.chinkii.com/uploads/album/misc/eekout.gif [/b][/quote]
Oh gawd......she&#39;s finally lost it&#33;&#33;&#33;&#33;&#33; (and is gonna get busted....plenty of goss in them there forums lol) :o
ang3968
11-19-2003, 02:47 PM
yup *nods head and agrees with cowsy*... lost it totally methinks.... :lol:





man I&#39;m glad I stayed away from those confession threads
Honey
11-19-2003, 02:51 PM
absolutely ang... methinks the same as you n cowsy... :P
AussieSheila
11-19-2003, 02:55 PM
:o Doh&#33; Had to log in again&#33; *Why&#39;s Everybody Always Pickin&#39; On Me?????*

http://www.chinkii.com/uploads/album/misc/crybaby.gif
Honey
11-19-2003, 02:58 PM
coz we luv you sheila... and that&#39;s one of the things you know you can do with the people you luv&#33;.. *hugs* :)
UKMan
11-19-2003, 03:06 PM
Looks like the gossip is moving along quite nicely :P

The plot thickens :ph34r: :ph34r: :ph34r:

Peace
UKPlotThickeningMan
Yogi
11-19-2003, 04:55 PM
Just heard OZbabe will be in serious trouble soon..............

Yogi


WoHaHAHAHAAAAAAAA&#33;&#33;&#33;&#33;&#33;&#33;&#33;&#33;
JONNO_CELEBS
11-19-2003, 05:01 PM
I heard that Yogi is trying to step in my Cool shoes <_< Have to get hold of Mrs.Yogi to put a stop to it <_< :P :lol:

Jonno B)
Yogi
11-19-2003, 05:06 PM
Originally posted by JONNO_CELEBS@19 November 2003 - 19:01
I heard that Yogi is trying to step in my Cool shoes <_< Have to get hold of Mrs.Yogi to put a stop to it <_< :P :lol:

Jonno B)
Mrs. Yogi is ALL ear(s)&#33;&#33;&#33; (See PM.)

CoolYogi :P
JONNO_CELEBS
11-19-2003, 05:10 PM
I heard Yogi has a split personality and dreeses up and calls himself Mrs.Yogi :P :lol: :lol: :lol:

Jonno B)
Yogi
11-19-2003, 05:18 PM
Originally posted by JONNO_CELEBS@19 November 2003 - 19:10
I heard Yogi has a split personality and dreeses up and calls himself Mrs.Yogi :P :lol: :lol: :lol:

Jonno B)
Split personalty is true&#33;&#33;

But i would never try to be mrs. Yogi, as she&#39;s one of a kind&#33;&#33;
(wich you will know by now.................)

ProudYogi
Honey
11-19-2003, 05:22 PM
@ Yogi... im always in trouble... so nothing new there... :lol:

@ Jonno... hi sweetie.. *hugs*


nite nite both of you too... :)
JONNO_CELEBS
11-19-2003, 05:33 PM
Awww, night night Honey :) http://hometown.aol.co.uk/Cjcooljonno/hug.gif

@Yogi..........erm.............yeah :blink:

Jonno B)
DarthInsinuate
11-19-2003, 08:28 PM
apparently clocker use to be a one of the Intel Blue Guys
http://www.vegas.com/shows/blueman.jpg
bigboab
11-20-2003, 10:29 AM
I heard tha Ukman has Snny and his brother(s) locked in their bedrooms, crouched over a bench, with a soldering iron and flux(Glad I spelt that right :D ), mass producing computers for the starving nations of the world. All because he heard that they did not have a bite. He also has the cheek to go out drinking tonight with his mates, leaving those poor boys slaving away. Shame on him. :angry:

UKIknowwhatyouareuptoman


Edit. I have stirred it, now I am off out to keep away from the flames. :lol:
The Real Santa
11-20-2003, 10:32 AM
Originally posted by bigboab@20 November 2003 - 10:29
I heard tha Ukman has Snny and his brother(s) locked in their bedrooms, crouched over a bench, with a soldering iron and flux(Glad I spelt that right :D ), mass producing computers for the starving nations of the world. All because he heard that they did not have a bite. He also has the cheek to go out drinking tonight with his mates, leaving those poor boys slaving away. Shame on him. :angry:

UKIknowwhatyouareuptoman


Edit. I have stirred it, now I am off out to keep away from the flames. :lol:
thats not all they did i saw through the window them makeing bootleg play station 2&#39;s
AussieSheila
11-20-2003, 11:06 AM
;) I heard that The Real Santa has been arrested and charged with being a Peeping Tom.

:o I also heard that Mrs. Yogi has Mr. Yogi bound and gagged and locked in a cupboard to keep him out of further trouble. I also heard that Yogi was begging for bilby-fur lined handcuffs. :huh:

<_< I&#39;ve been listening hard and I heard something else. I heard Bigboab is going out on the town with UKmuckupMan and is climbing out the window to do it. He&#39;s dressed UKsickMan&#39;s blow up doll in his P&#39;J&#39;s, so Mrs Bigboab doesn&#39;t catch on.
:ph34r:

I hear that Titey chucks a wicked wheelie in his forklift. :)

B)
Honey
11-20-2003, 11:15 AM
Thats it. After all this talk of baseball?. I think Ozbabe is Clocker in drag.&nbsp;
To think I called him/her honey.&nbsp;

and bigboab thinks im someone called Clocker in drag&#33;... LMBO...

btw.. WHO is Clocker?.. :huh:
AussieSheila
11-20-2003, 11:21 AM
;) Billy Dean can probably fill you in on Clocker.... they&#39;re aquainted.

:lol: :lol: :lol:

:o Are you Honey?
Honey
11-20-2003, 11:26 AM
Sheila&#33;&#33;&#33;... *hugs* :lol:

you&#39;re sposed to be on MY side here&#33;.. :P

maybe i should really rattle bb&#39;s chain by talking footy with him?.. :lol:

*singing the Eagles song quietly under my breath* ;)
AussieSheila
11-20-2003, 11:39 AM
:o Speaking of which, and quite appropriate here cos it&#39;s the gossip thread. Shane Crawford was on Bert this morning (that&#39;s gossip all in itself isn&#39;t it? :P ) anyway, he was talking about his new book and Bert asked him about the gay rumours. Our Shane went on for a while about how the rumours were affecting his family and friends and then didn&#39;t answer the question&#33; He said it&#39;s all in the book&#33; :angry:

:) I am on your side babe, just j/k

B)

Oh&#33; How did that song go? We&#39;re the Seagulls.... the burnt toast seagulls.... and we&#39;re here to stub our toes......

:lol: :lol: :ph34r: http://www.chinkii.com/uploads/album/misc/EmoticonCouchHide.gif

Still j/k *hugs*
titey
11-20-2003, 11:50 AM
Originally posted by AussieSheila@20 November 2003 - 06:06
I hear that Titey chucks a wicked wheelie in his forklift.&nbsp; :)

http://www.piczonline.com/client/titey/LOL.gif Now that would be a trick.... not to mention physically impossible&#33;Unless you&#39;d still call it a wheelie when you go in reverse. :huh:
Honey
11-20-2003, 11:55 AM
time to start searching on the net Sheila hon.. someone somewhere must have read the book and posted it somewhere by now?... ;)

Shane is still THE most drop dead gorgeous footballer in Oz i reckon... mind you Ben Cousins is kinda cute too... and so is Ben Dixon... and Trent Croad... :lol:

how come all the really good lookin ones are at Hawthorn though?.. reckon they might have some kind of sponsorship deal with Cleo mags or something?.. :huh:

and... Im going to have to send you a CD with the Eagles song on it... you HAVE to start getting the words right&#33;... B) ;) :P
AussieSheila
11-20-2003, 12:03 PM
:ermm: Oh the words? Do you mean because I left off the last bit?

..... we&#39;re the fat birds.... we lost the big game..... we&#39;re the Seagulls.... we&#39;re flying low. :)

:) Ok, net searching&#33; I was nearly going to leave a message in the &#39;other&#39; club for you to watch but thought you&#39;d be at work anyway.

He was very cute.

;)
Honey
11-20-2003, 12:12 PM
oi you&#33;&#33;... now you&#39;re pushin it Sheila.... >_< <_<

call me a guy in drag instead... just dont knock me footy team&#33;.. :(

i hadnt started searching yet either... i was told that if i didnt eat dinner i was going to be spanked&#33;.. :o

i think i should have gone hungry&#33; ;)
titey
11-20-2003, 12:15 PM
:o Spanking?Please elaborate&#33; http://www.piczonline.com/client/titey/w00t.gif
titey
11-20-2003, 12:16 PM
And please.... feel free to use visual aids&#33; http://www.piczonline.com/client/titey/yes.gif
Yogi
11-20-2003, 12:35 PM
I just heard Yogi is....................
Honey
11-20-2003, 12:40 PM
spanking titey... preferrably with a hand or a soft leather paddle... :huh: ;)
titey
11-20-2003, 12:45 PM
:huh: Wait a minute........who&#39;s doin the spankin to who? :blink:
Honey
11-20-2003, 12:49 PM
if i told you that titey... id have to gag you&#33;... ;)

whoops.. did i say too much?... :huh:

or... maybe if i told you .. umm... i&#39;d have to be spanked instead?.. ;)

damn... that really is sayin too much&#33;... :huh: :rolleyes:
titey
11-20-2003, 12:51 PM
http://www.piczonline.com/client/titey/w00t.gif That all sounds fine an&#39; dandy to me&#33;

I was just a bit concerned when Yogi suddenly appeared in the middle of things. :ermm:
Yogi
11-20-2003, 12:58 PM
Originally posted by titey@20 November 2003 - 14:51
http://www.piczonline.com/client/titey/w00t.gif That all sounds fine an&#39; dandy to me&#33;

I was just a bit concerned when Yogi suddenly appeared in the middle of things. :ermm:
I tend to do so from time to time ...........

WantAPieceOfThatSpankingTooYogi
AussieSheila
11-20-2003, 12:59 PM
Originally posted by SensualGardening@20 November 2003 - 22:35
I just heard Yogi is....................
:P No 1 card carrying bilby fan club member&#33;
UKMan
11-20-2003, 01:06 PM
Theres not enough gossip for my liking - how am i supposed to get turned on when all you talk about is spanking and........spanking and............ :w00t: :w00t: ...thats better - carry on - UKMan continues to watch from a distance :ph34r:
Yogi
11-20-2003, 01:13 PM
Originally posted by UKMan@20 November 2003 - 15:06
Theres not enough gossip for my liking - how am i supposed to get turned on when all you talk about is spanking and........spanking and............ :w00t:&nbsp; :w00t: ...thats better - carry on - UKMan continues to watch from a distance :ph34r:
Keep breathing, Ukman, Keep breathing&#33;&#33;&#33;&#33;

Yogi


And stop filming, you&#33;&#33;
The Real Santa
11-20-2003, 01:20 PM
i heard titey won&#39;;t post in the other forum because well hi mommy won&#39;t let him
Honey
11-20-2003, 01:26 PM
*flashes a big smile @ UKGuy* :) :)

are you alright hon?... :huh:
and hey question for you?... top or bottom?... ;) ;)

being good now though... hi there&#33;.. :)
titey
11-20-2003, 01:27 PM
Originally posted by The Real Santa@20 November 2003 - 08:20
i heard titey won&#39;;t post in the other forum because well hi mommy won&#39;t let him
:">





http://members.shaw.ca/wenpigsfly/smileys/passifier.gif
Riddler
11-20-2003, 01:36 PM
I have proof of UKMan&#39;s previous brush with fame....OK, everybody, all together now...........S-A...T-U-R...D-A-Y...NIGHT &#33;&#33;&#33;

http://www.piczonline.com/client/riddler/UKBayCityMan.jpg

:P
UKMan
11-20-2003, 01:37 PM
I heard that Ozbabe was in for her yearly check-up at the Dr&#39;s. The doctor asked her to undress and take off her bra. She did so and then the doc said "right, big breaths...."
Ozbabe said "yeth and i&#39;m only thixthteen" :D :lol:

Hello Ozbabe - howth thingth - j/k - top or bottom what?? me no get that one :unsure:

SG: so you heard the whirring huh?? damn :angry:

Just dropped by to say hi - im off again real soon - be away most of the evening too. Have a great time y&#39;all :P B) ;)

Peace
UKMan
UKMan
11-20-2003, 01:39 PM
Originally posted by Riddler@20 November 2003 - 14:36
I have proof of UKMan&#39;s previous brush with fame....OK, everybody, all together now...........S-A...T-U-R...D-A-Y...NIGHT &#33;&#33;&#33;

http://www.piczonline.com/client/riddler/UKBayCityMan.jpg

:P
It was the mustache that revealed it right..damn... <_<
titey
11-20-2003, 01:41 PM
Originally posted by Riddler@20 November 2003 - 08:36
I have proof of UKMan&#39;s previous brush with fame....OK, everybody, all together now...........S-A...T-U-R...D-A-Y...NIGHT &#33;&#33;&#33;

http://www.piczonline.com/client/riddler/UKBayCityMan.jpg

:P

:wacko: Yer getting the threads all twisted Ridds....Knotty boy&#33; http://members.shaw.ca/wenpigsfly/smileys/nono.gif
Riddler
11-20-2003, 01:41 PM
:D Hope you don&#39;t hate me for that &#33; Peace. http://members.shaw.ca/wenpigsfly/smileys/angel_not.gif
Honey
11-20-2003, 01:48 PM
Hello Ozbabe - howth thingth - j/k - top or bottom what?? me no get that one&nbsp;


well UKneedseducatinginallspankingthingsGuy

if you&#39;re a top... you like doin the spanking..
and if you&#39;re a bottom.. you like being spanked.. ;) ;)

cute joke too btw.. :P
UKMan
11-21-2003, 07:31 AM
Originally posted by Ozbabe@20 November 2003 - 14:48

Hello Ozbabe - howth thingth - j/k - top or bottom what?? me no get that one


well UKneedseducatinginallspankingthingsGuy

if you&#39;re a top... you like doin the spanking..
and if you&#39;re a bottom.. you like being spanked.. ;) ;)

cute joke too btw.. :P
Morning Babe B)

Well, im a bit of a top and bottom guy then. :P Stop it stop it i like it :w00t:

Peace
UKNeverTooOldToLearnStuffMan
Yogi
11-21-2003, 07:37 AM
Me more of a middle guy........

Please?? Please....

Yogi :rolleyes:
Yogi
11-21-2003, 07:51 AM
I heard yogi is lookin&#39; at you&#33;&#33;&#33;

Somewhere on this board............

MysteriousYogi
Honey
11-21-2003, 09:39 AM
Morning Babe&nbsp;

Well, im a bit of a top and bottom guy then.&nbsp; Stop it stop it i like it&nbsp;

Peace
UKNeverTooOldToLearnStuffMan

UKwhowantstolearnMan

dont make me pull on the cfm boots .. and the stockings and suspenders.. oh and the black lace bustier...

damn but i feel like it though...
bigboab
11-21-2003, 09:43 AM
Good Morning Sensual. Mrs Bigboab had a fantastic night in Amsterdam on Wednesday. She made five hundred euros and twenty cents. I asked her who gave her the twnety cents she said &#39;Them all&#39;. :lol: :lol: :lol:
Yogi
11-21-2003, 09:51 AM
Originally posted by bigboab@21 November 2003 - 11:43
Good Morning Sensual. Mrs Bigboab had a fantastic night in Amsterdam on Wednesday. She made five hundred euros and twenty cents. I asked her who gave her the twnety cents she said &#39;Them all&#39;. :lol: :lol: :lol:
She&#39;s cheating you&#33;&#33;&#33;

I gave her 50 cents&#33;&#33;&#33;

The painting was awesome&#33;&#33;&#33;

Will she do portugal next summer??

I&#39;ll be there all summer, though not for the EC.

Yogi
Yogi
11-21-2003, 09:53 AM
Just heard yogi feels somewhat ignored by the lady&#39;s this morning..........

<_< Yogi
bigboab
11-21-2003, 09:55 AM
Originally posted by SensualGardening+21 November 2003 - 09:51--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (SensualGardening @ 21 November 2003 - 09:51)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-bigboab@21 November 2003 - 11:43
Good Morning Sensual. Mrs Bigboab had a fantastic night in Amsterdam on Wednesday. She made five hundred euros and twenty cents. I asked her who gave her the twnety cents she said &#39;Them all&#39;. :lol:&nbsp; :lol:&nbsp; :lol:
She&#39;s cheating you&#33;&#33;&#33;

I gave her 50 cents&#33;&#33;&#33;

The painting was awesome&#33;&#33;&#33;

Will she do portugal next summer??

I&#39;ll be there all summer, though not for the EC.

Yogi [/b][/quote]
Shes out training for it now, cos it&#39;s a Faro way to go. :lol:


50 cents, and the Scots are supposed to be mean. :lol:
Honey
11-21-2003, 10:10 AM
Just heard yogi feels somewhat ignored by the lady&#39;s this morning..........

Yogi

*gives Yogi a big hug n a soft kiss on his cheek*

now what cheek might that be?... ;) ;)
Yogi
11-21-2003, 10:12 AM
Originally posted by Ozbabe@21 November 2003 - 12:10

Just heard yogi feels somewhat ignored by the lady&#39;s this morning..........

Yogi

*gives Yogi a big hug n a soft kiss on his cheek*

now what cheek might that be?... ;) ;)
You can choose&#33;&#33;

Only 10 minutes, though.........

ShowingHisTrueFace-Yogi
AussieSheila
11-21-2003, 10:12 AM
:o YOGI&#33; Baby&#33; We&#39;ve been a little &#39;distracted&#39;........... didn&#39;t mean to ignore you&#33;

http://www.chinkii.com/uploads/album/misc/kiss2.gif
UKMan
11-21-2003, 10:48 AM
Originally posted by Ozbabe@21 November 2003 - 10:39


Morning Babe

Well, im a bit of a top and bottom guy then. Stop it stop it i like it

Peace
UKNeverTooOldToLearnStuffMan

UKwhowantstolearnMan

dont make me pull on the cfm boots .. and the stockings and suspenders.. oh and the black lace bustier...

damn but i feel like it though...


:w00t: :w00t:

Had an experience like that once in Denmark - This is a true story:
I was on tour with a band a few years back in Denmark. For some reason we had to book the hotel rooms an extra night before travelling off to Germany. Unfortunately there wer&#39;nt enough rooms for all of us, so i decided to pack my suitcase and try another hotel. Just at that time the cleaning girl came in and started making the room ready for another guest. As i was packing we started talking and then out of the blue, offered to put me up for the night at her place. Needless to say, i agreed ;) so i spent the next few hours hanging around the hotel lobby waiting till she finished.

That night was one of the most erotic nights i can remember - boots, suspenders, lace - cant remember what she wore though :lol: :D j/k

Peace
UKMan
Yogi
11-21-2003, 10:53 AM
Originally posted by AussieSheila@21 November 2003 - 12:12
:o YOGI&#33; Baby&#33; We&#39;ve been a little &#39;distracted&#39;...........&nbsp; didn&#39;t mean to ignore you&#33;

http://www.chinkii.com/uploads/album/misc/kiss2.gif
I know. I know.....

No hard feelings......http://www.mcbriens.net/liam/img/smilies/swear.gif......http://www.mcbriens.net/liam/img/smilies/swear.gif
......http://www.mcbriens.net/liam/img/smilies/swear.gif
......http://www.mcbriens.net/liam/img/smilies/swear.gif

I get all the attention i need.....don&#39;t worry........
(unless Robbie Williams is on the box......then me mrs starts acting just like you this morning..........)

I wish you all the "distraction" you can get...........

Yogi-WhoLikesToYankChains

From GaySportsFanCentral.com(&#33;):

http://www.gaysportsfancentral.com/afl_sydney_swans.jpg
Honey
11-21-2003, 11:02 AM
Originally posted by UKMan@21 November 2003 - 18:48
:w00t: :w00t:

Had an experience like that once in Denmark - This is a true story:
I was on tour with a band a few years back in Denmark. For some reason we had to book the hotel rooms an extra night before travelling off to Germany. Unfortunately there wer&#39;nt enough rooms for all of us, so i decided to pack my suitcase and try another hotel. Just at that time the cleaning girl came in and started making the room ready for another guest. As i was packing we started talking and then out of the blue, offered to put me up for the night at her place. Needless to say, i agreed ;) so i spent the next few hours hanging around the hotel lobby waiting till she finished.

That night was one of the most erotic nights i can remember - boots, suspenders, lace - cant remember what she wore though :lol: :D j/k

Peace
UKMan
sounds like you had a great time&#33;.. ;)

a little dressing up can be the difference be ordinary... and extraordinary... :P
Yogi
11-21-2003, 12:32 PM
Just heard:

Jonno stopped having sex three years ago.......

Just like that.......

:o
NikkiD
11-21-2003, 12:38 PM
He did? Well then what was that the other night then Jonno??? Have you given that a new name? :blink:
AussieSheila
11-21-2003, 12:40 PM
Originally posted by UKMan@21 November 2003 - 20:48

Had an experience like that once in Denmark - This is a true story:
I was on tour with a band a few years back in Denmark. For some reason we had to book the hotel rooms an extra night before travelling off to Germany. Unfortunately there wer&#39;nt enough rooms for all of us, so i decided to pack my suitcase and try another hotel. Just at that time the cleaning girl came in and started making the room ready for another guest. As i was packing we started talking and then out of the blue, offered to put me up for the night at her place. Needless to say, i agreed ;) so i spent the next few hours hanging around the hotel lobby waiting till she finished.

That night was one of the most erotic nights i can remember - boots, suspenders, lace - cant remember what she wore though :lol: :D j/k

Peace
UKMan
:blink: UKMan&#33; Wicked thing&#33; Tell us more.....

;)
Yogi
11-21-2003, 12:43 PM
Originally posted by NikkiD@21 November 2003 - 14:38
He did? Well then what was that the other night then Jonno??? Have you given that a new name? :blink:

So I decided, no more&nbsp; And stopped, just like that&nbsp;


He said it.........


Yogi
UKMan
11-21-2003, 01:37 PM
Originally posted by AussieSheila@21 November 2003 - 13:40
:blink: UKMan&#33; Wicked thing&#33; Tell us more.....

;)
Ever had one of those nights when you just tease and enjoy the feel and touch of someone else, holding back and just pushing each other towards the limits - that was one of those nights ;)

Could&#39;nt get the damn thing to react for a whole week after that - fan-f*cking-tastic - but you need a partner that&#39;s into that too - she was gracious to oblige this ol&#39; dude :)
Honey
11-21-2003, 02:16 PM
Originally posted by UKMan@21 November 2003 - 21:37
Ever had one of those nights when you just tease and enjoy the feel and touch of someone else, holding back and just pushing each other towards the limits - that was one of those nights ;)

Could&#39;nt get the damn thing to react for a whole week after that - fan-f*cking-tastic - but you need a partner that&#39;s into that too - she was gracious to oblige this ol&#39; dude :)
yep UK... had a few of those moments... and they really are something special.. :)

and hey.. what&#39;s the ol dude got to do with it?..
stamina works... if you get my drift.. B) ;)

id take that over the quickie any day.. :)
JONNO_CELEBS
11-21-2003, 02:16 PM
Originally posted by NikkiD@21 November 2003 - 12:38
He did? Well then what was that the other night then Jonno??? Have you given that a new name? :blink:
I call that 2 orgasms in a row that nearly blew me fecking nuts out :blink:

@Yogi.........I was talking about drugs you muppet :rolleyes:

Jonno B)
Honey
11-21-2003, 02:27 PM
*covering my eyes*..

TMI Jonno... :o
NikkiD
11-21-2003, 02:30 PM
Originally posted by JONNO_CELEBS@21 November 2003 - 09:16
I call that 2 orgasms in a row that nearly blew me fecking nuts out :blink:

:o

:lol:
JONNO_CELEBS
11-21-2003, 02:57 PM
:D You did push me to saying it :lol: :lol:


This one??

Jonno B)
Yogi
11-21-2003, 03:02 PM
Originally posted by JONNO_CELEBS+21 November 2003 - 16:16--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (JONNO_CELEBS @ 21 November 2003 - 16:16)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-NikkiD@21 November 2003 - 12:38
He did? Well then what was that the other night then Jonno??? Have you given that a new name? :blink:
I call that 2 orgasms in a row that nearly blew me fecking nuts out :blink:

@Yogi.........I was talking about drugs you muppet :rolleyes:

Jonno B) [/b][/quote]
So you need drugs to do it two times in a row???

How sad&#33;&#33;&#33;

StirSomeMore-Yogi
JONNO_CELEBS
11-21-2003, 03:04 PM
No, I gave drugs up 3 years ago :rolleyes:

Right, just for that..........

http://hometown.aol.co.uk/Cjcooljonno/jnhijack_85.jpg

Jonno B)
NikkiD
11-21-2003, 03:06 PM
No... he definitely doesn&#39;t need drugs.. :D
AussieSheila
11-21-2003, 03:09 PM
Originally posted by UKMan+21 November 2003 - 23:37--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (UKMan @ 21 November 2003 - 23:37)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-AussieSheila@21 November 2003 - 13:40
:blink: UKMan&#33; Wicked thing&#33; Tell us more.....

;)
Ever had one of those nights when you just tease and enjoy the feel and touch of someone else, holding back and just pushing each other towards the limits - that was one of those nights ;)

Could&#39;nt get the damn thing to react for a whole week after that - fan-f*cking-tastic - but you need a partner that&#39;s into that too - she was gracious to oblige this ol&#39; dude :) [/b][/quote]
;) UKMan? Are you making up stories just to get us worked up?

:P
Yogi
11-21-2003, 03:11 PM
Originally posted by JONNO_CELEBS@21 November 2003 - 17:04
No, I gave drugs up 3 years ago :rolleyes:

Right, just for that..........

http://hometown.aol.co.uk/Cjcooljonno/jnhijack_85.jpg

Jonno B)
So you gave up&#33;&#33;

Looser&#33;&#33; :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

Btw. You still use drugs. Most damaging in the world.

Yogi
JONNO_CELEBS
11-21-2003, 03:12 PM
:blink: Gave up??............We ain&#39;t even started yet :D

:devil:

Jonno B)
UKMan
11-21-2003, 05:29 PM
Originally posted by AussieSheila+21 November 2003 - 16:09--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (AussieSheila @ 21 November 2003 - 16:09)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'>
Originally posted by UKMan@21 November 2003 - 23:37
<!--QuoteBegin-AussieSheila@21 November 2003 - 13:40
:blink: UKMan&#33; Wicked thing&#33; Tell us more.....

;)
Ever had one of those nights when you just tease and enjoy the feel and touch of someone else, holding back and just pushing each other towards the limits - that was one of those nights ;)

Could&#39;nt get the damn thing to react for a whole week after that - fan-f*cking-tastic - but you need a partner that&#39;s into that too - she was gracious to oblige this ol&#39; dude :)
;) UKMan? Are you making up stories just to get us worked up?

:P [/b][/quote]
Not this time Sheila - not this time ;) :P
Yogi
11-22-2003, 12:12 AM
Originally posted by UKMan+21 November 2003 - 19:29--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (UKMan @ 21 November 2003 - 19:29)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'>
Originally posted by AussieSheila@21 November 2003 - 16:09

Originally posted by UKMan@21 November 2003 - 23:37
<!--QuoteBegin-AussieSheila@21 November 2003 - 13:40
:blink: UKMan&#33; Wicked thing&#33; Tell us more.....

;)
Ever had one of those nights when you just tease and enjoy the feel and touch of someone else, holding back and just pushing each other towards the limits - that was one of those nights ;)

Could&#39;nt get the damn thing to react for a whole week after that - fan-f*cking-tastic - but you need a partner that&#39;s into that too - she was gracious to oblige this ol&#39; dude :)
;) UKMan? Are you making up stories just to get us worked up?

:P
Not this time Sheila - not this time ;) :P [/b][/quote]
But now might be a good time to make one up.

Or even better; a true one all full detail...........

I need a laugher.......

Yogi
AussieSheila
11-22-2003, 12:34 AM
:) Hi Yogi&#33; Yes please UKMan, more stories.

B)
Yogi
11-22-2003, 12:40 AM
Originally posted by AussieSheila@22 November 2003 - 02:34
:) Hi Yogi&#33; Yes please UKMan, more stories.

B)
I could make one up about him.......

Stage you as a groupie....





















And me as the RockStar&#33;&#33;&#33;&#33;&#33;&#33;&#33;&#33;&#33;&#33;&#33;


Yogi-WhenAllAreAsleepTheCatGoes.........
AussieSheila
11-22-2003, 12:56 AM
:rolleyes: Sounds like fun Yogi :) I have to go out for a while I&#39;ll look forward to reading it when I get back. NO&#33; On second thoughts you tell us one of your real ones.

B)
UKMan
11-22-2003, 08:29 AM
Rumour has it that Sheila, OzBabe, Skweeky, NikkiD and a few other babes at the K-lite forum where getting ready for a saturday night frolic with UKMan, SG, Jonno, FC and a few other virile males. They were quoted as saying: "This will be a night to remember as UKMan wants to celebrate with all his pals and we just could&#39;nt refuse him." - we all agree with that dont we lads :w00t: :w00t:

http://w1.542.telia.com/~u54207239/clean.jpg

Peace
UKAnniversaryMan (what a giveaway)
AussieSheila
11-22-2003, 08:49 AM
http://server4.uploadit.org/files/221103-tapedgob.gif