A Dangerous Method

[Squeamous]

Well Mary, I watched it. It was good - I liked the bit where I drifted off thinking about being punished by Michael Fassbender :smilie4:
Also I didn't realise Keira Knightley could act, so that was a pleasant bonus. So thanks for recommending her tits to me out of off of that one scene, it was well worf it x

[Quarterquack]

8:30 a.m. where you are. I really hope you didn't stay up all night waiting to see KK's aerolae on (what I presume to be) your incredibly tiny netbook laptop screen.

[mjmacky]

Well Mary, I watched it. It was good - I liked the bit where I drifted off thinking about being punished by Michael Fassbender :smilie4:
Also I didn't realise Keira Knightley could act, so that was a pleasant bonus. So thanks for recommending her tits to me out of off of that one scene, it was well worf it x

Really? You actually liked the movie? I really thought I would have loved it prior to the initial viewing, but found myself just skipping ahead when I saw they cared not for any transitional segments. I had to go back and forth to make sure I didn't miss KK's pepperoni, but I'm still not really sure how I felt about the whole thing.

[mjmacky]

8:30 a.m. where you are. I really hope you didn't stay up all night waiting to see KK's aerolae on (what I presume to be) your incredibly tiny netbook laptop screen.

That's crazy, I totally responded to squeam's comments without reading yours. The use of KK and the fixation on the areolae were completely unintentional (coincidentally speaking). I had one of these moments with manker once but we didn't end up having gay sex afterwards. You won't cyber with me, so I guess it's not going to happen here either :(

[Quarterquack]

That's because I expect halfway through our cybering you'll say something like "Hey, you know when you mentioned Potassium Potassiumide earlier on today? That was hot." And I would be turned off.

[Quarterquack]

But knowing you, you'd probably come up with something like "I never thought I'd find someone else who abbreviates the Klan's name the same way I did. I've been gently inserting it into the Klan's children for a few years to have it catch on before my demise."

[Quarterquack]

Now that I realize that I pitched that joke too high for my 5a.m. wits to possible keep up with the response, I bid these fora adieu for the rest of the day.

[mjmacky]

That's because I expect halfway through our cybering you'll say something like "Hey, you know when you mentioned Potassium Potassiumide earlier on today? That was hot." And I would be turned off.

Potassiumide... that is fucking hot, man that's fucking nuclear hot. Go on, I'm really bothered now.

[Squeamous]

Excuse me queers, back to the topic in hand.
Yeah I thought it was a good film. It reminded me a bit of mine and Dave's relationship only with the gender roles reversed. And less balustrades. Like Jung I too have been gone on to become a professionally successful, emotional husk.
I didn't pick up on the lack of transitory elements. I didn't feel anything was 'missing'. It was about a disjointed and lengthy love affair primarily so I guess it had to be that way.
Oh, and am up early because I've had sufficient sleep to render me fully rested. I'm laying in bed typing this on my phone until I get so hungry I have to get up.

[mjmacky]

I didn't pick up on the lack of transitory elements. I didn't feel anything was 'missing'.

Did I like have a bad copy or something. Or is there a conspiracy to put me into a home?

[Squeamous]

Did you enjoy Memento by any chance Mary?

[Squeamous]

I think you were probably focusing on the wrong thread in the story Mary. Were you mostly following the Jung/Freud relationship?

[chalice]

Does it have Anais Nin in it? If so, I'd be expecting a lot more than poncy areolae.

[mjmacky]

I think you were probably focusing on the wrong thread in the story Mary. Were you mostly following the Jung/Freud relationship?

No, I was being a total pervert. Really actually, and in my quest I found the transitions abrupt, especially when I was skipping around. However, there are truly abrupt transitions even when I left the remote alone. That's all I'm saying. I saw potential for something deeper but found its pitfalls and became disheartened. Basically, just a weird boner movie for me. Including aformentioned Anais Nin references.

[Squeamous]

I have no idea what an Anais Nin is. Is it something to do with breasts?
I probably wasn't following the film with a critical enough eye. I didn't have any prior knowledge of the subject matter so it was all new and interesting to me. I was told by my fellow cinema goer that it was a fairly good depiction of Freud and Jung. He studied Psychology. He didn't think much of it either though.
I liked Freud's total self belief: "you must agree with me, and if you don't it's all the result of the pathology I'm talking about"
Genius! :lol:

[chalice]

I have no idea what an Anais Nin is. Is it something to do with breasts?
I probably wasn't following the film with a critical enough eye. I didn't have any prior knowledge of the subject matter so it was all new and interesting to me. I was told by my fellow cinema goer that it was a fairly good depiction of Freud and Jung. He studied Psychology. He didn't think much of it either though.
I liked Freud's total self belief: "you must agree with me, and if you don't it's all the result of the pathology I'm talking about"
Genius! :lol:

Anais Nin was something of a disciple of Jung's and a damn fine writer in her own right. She had loads of sexual experimentation with Jung and wrote extensive diaries. She fucked Henry Miller, but then who hasn't.

Some feminist type I was going out with years ago gave me nine volumes of her journals, but I only got to about the second volume before I decided the girl needed elbowed (and psychotherapy). My girlfriend, not Anais Nin. Well, both, come to think of it.

[brotherdoobie]

I have no idea what an Anais Nin is. Is it something to do with breasts?
I probably wasn't following the film with a critical enough eye. I didn't have any prior knowledge of the subject matter so it was all new and interesting to me. I was told by my fellow cinema goer that it was a fairly good depiction of Freud and Jung. He studied Psychology. He didn't think much of it either though.
I liked Freud's total self belief: "you must agree with me, and if you don't it's all the result of the pathology I'm talking about"
Genius! :lol:

Anais Nin was something of a disciple of Jung's and a damn fine writer in her own right. She had loads of sexual experimentation with Jung and wrote extensive diaries. She fucked Henry Miller, but then who hasn't.

Some feminist type I was going out with years ago gave me nine volumes of her journals, but I only got to about the second volume before I decided the girl needed elbowed (and psychotherapy). My girlfriend, not Anais Nin. Well, both, come to think of it.


:glag:



-doobs

[Squeamous]

Oh the film never mentioned her! Sounds interesting, she must have been quite a courageous woman when she wasn't being mental.

I think the film highlighted nicely that suppression of instinct causes psychological trauma. Freud was wrong to focus exclusively on sexual repression but at that time that was a massive facet of Victorian/Edwardian society, and he could only remark on what he saw I guess. Shame he lacked the vision/open mind to extrapolate and project from his evidence. Favourite line was Jung: "Have you considered monogamy?" Otto: "for a neurotic like me that would be far too stressful a concept" :)

Have you read much Henry Miller, Chavvy?

[IdolEyes787]

If I was a Mod I'd either move this thread to the Movie section or stop hassling people for posting on the wrong part of the board.

[Squeamous]

Hey Idol, if you weren't a top bloke I'd punch you in the froat for suggesting it x

[IdolEyes787]

Hey Idol, if you weren't a top bloke I'd punch you in the froat for suggesting it x

Sorry but it's lonely in the Movie Section.
Btw I've thought of posting my film thoughts in the Lounge as well but I can to the conclusion that a) That would be admitting defeat B) Hardly would make any difference as I'm pretty sure they would be ignored here as well.:pinch:

[chalice]

Have you read much Henry Miller, Chavvy?

I've read enough not to want to read any more, innit. Mostly as a teenager, like. When literary porn fascinated me. I was pretentious enough to think it was better than reading wank mags and the internets was a distant pornographic dream.

I've told you before about how my girlfriend's (a different one) dad (I got around) skimmed a copy of Opus Pistorum I'd left in his house and deigned me a fucking deviant. Incidentally, I found a very good documentary about Miller on youtube recently. It's all anecdotes about the pictures he kept in his bathroom. Check it out or do something else.

[Squeamous]

I wasn't intending on doing a movie review tbh Idol, I was just hoping to stimulate some discussion around but not limited to, KK's nipples. I think it's turned out rather well. Perhaps you could try only watching and reviewing films with sexual content for the movie section? :smilie4:

Chavois - I read him when I was fairly young on the recommendation of someone I was ineptly fumbling with. I thinkI only did The Tropics books. I remember persevering with The Heart of Darkness because of a similar recommendation. I figured young guys just like all that literary masochism at that age.

[chalice]

Squeams, why do you never post in the 'win the fucking internets' fred? Believe it or not, it's the best fred on the board, with the possible exception of that one about mammograms.

[IdolEyes787]

I wasn't intending on doing a movie review tbh Idol, I was just hoping to stimulate some discussion around but not limited to, KK's nipples. I think it's turned out rather well. Perhaps you could try only watching and reviewing films with sexual content for the movie section? :smilie4:



Conveniently that's the only kind I watch.
Also personally I don't ever "review" anything deluding myself that anyone cares what my opinion might be.I only do it to (hopefully) make people aware of things and (hopefully) get them to express themselves in some fashion.
Pretty sad huh?

[Squeamous]

Squeams, why do you never post in the 'win the fucking internets' fred? Believe it or not, it's the best fred on the board, with the possible exception of that one about mammograms.

I think maybe because it has no end it might as well not exist, so what's the point? I guess that's just a stupid irrational aversion. I don't read what's in it either, so it's not like I'm a voyeur or something else.

[Squeamous]

Conveniently that's the only kind I watch.
Also personally I don't ever "review" anything deluding myself that anyone cares what my opinion might be.I only do it to (hopefully) make people aware of things and (hopefully) get them to express themselves in some fashion.
Pretty sad huh?

Sounds like the point of a messageboard to me, sweetheart x

[manker]

Conveniently that's the only kind I watch.
Also personally I don't ever "review" anything deluding myself that anyone cares what my opinion might be.I only do it to (hopefully) make people aware of things and (hopefully) get them to express themselves in some fashion.
Pretty sad huh?

Sounds like the point of a messageboard to me, sweetheart x:lol:
Tell me honestly. Have I ever got an 'x' from you which was quite so condescening.

[manker]

Squeams, why do you never post in the 'win the fucking internets' fred? Believe it or not, it's the best fred on the board, with the possible exception of that one about mammograms.

I think maybe because it has no end it might as well not exist, so what's the point? I guess that's just a stupid irrational aversion. I don't read what's in it either, so it's not like I'm a voyeur or something else.
You killed the '15 year old chicks are hawt' thread, so I see no reason as to why you shouldn't also post in fst's 'my e-cawk is THIS big' thread.

[Squeamous]

:lol:
Tell me honestly. Have I ever got an 'x' from you which was quite so condescening.

You can't tell the difference between my heartfelt ones and my sarcy ones! I thought Idol was a bit sensitive over something so I responded in a comforting way. I thought :unsure:

Anyway, I don't need to measure my cawk size with the rest of you on the forever ever fred because we all know my schlong is biggest :happy:

[mjmacky]

:lol:
Tell me honestly. Have I ever got an 'x' from you which was quite so condescening.

You can't tell the difference between my heartfelt ones and my sarcy ones! I thought Idol was a bit sensitive over something so I responded in a comforting way. I thought :unsure:

Anyway, I don't need to measure my cawk size with the rest of you on the forever ever fred because we all know my schlong is biggest :happy:

No excuses either, I've already artistically depicted it.

[manker]

:lol:
Tell me honestly. Have I ever got an 'x' from you which was quite so condescening.

You can't tell the difference between my heartfelt ones and my sarcy ones! I thought Idol was a bit sensitive over something so I responded in a comforting way. I thought :unsure:I thought I could, but I clearly can't.
And if I can't, what hope do the rest of the relatively inferior male species have.

You're going to have to work on your self-expression, or you'll end up living on your own with 17 cats in a lighthouse :no:

[Squeamous]

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No excuses either, I've already artistically depicted it.
:unsure:

[Squeamous]

I thought I could, but I clearly can't.
And if I can't, what hope do the rest of the relatively inferior male species have.

You're going to have to work on your self-expression, or you'll end up living on your own with 17 cats in a lighthouse :no:

:smilie4:

When I write on here I seem to do it in a perfunctory monotone. I don't know how to fix it. How about you lend me some of your ENFP social skills?

[manker]

I thought I could, but I clearly can't.
And if I can't, what hope do the rest of the relatively inferior male species have.

You're going to have to work on your self-expression, or you'll end up living on your own with 17 cats in a lighthouse :no:

:smilie4:

When I write on here I seem to do it in a perfunctory monotone. I don't know how to fix it. How about you lend me some of your ENFP social skills?I'm basically a product of the television shows I watch.

I'll send you a usb stick filled with shows containing characters I recognise in myself; BSG, Vampire Diaries, The Incredible Horse Cock, Angel and The Walking Dead should do the trick.

[mjmacky]

i


No excuses either, I've already artistically depicted it.
:unsure:

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:unsure:

[Squeamous]

I'm basically a product of the television shows I watch.

I'll send you a usb stick filled with shows containing characters I recognise in myself; BSG, Vampire Diaries, The Incredible Horse Cock, Angel and The Walking Dead should do the trick.

One of those is fictitious. You can't fool me, I have a degree :snooty:



i
:unsure:

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:unsure:

Is that me? Why do I look like the lead singer of Korn?

[Barbarossa]

For some reason I thought that said Vampire Dairies, and I thought that was pretty interesting, vampires milking blood out of people like people milk cows ....

[mjmacky]

108012

Why do I look like the lead singer of Korn?

What, is this like a question you ask yourself every morning? I used actual reference material from the Gay Beard Club to make this.

[Squeamous]

Why do I look like the lead singer of Korn?

What, is this like a question you ask yourself every morning? I used actual reference material from the Gay Beard Club to make this.

:smilie4:

My best friend's favourite phrase she likes to say to me is 'what's the matter with you, did you get fucked in the ear again? Stop letting guys fuck you in the ear. You're so fucking stupid.'
So, I'm drawing the line here. Stop tickling my eardrum you pervert.

[mjmacky]

What, is this like a question you ask yourself every morning? I used actual reference material from the Gay Beard Club to make this.

:smilie4:

My best friend's favourite phrase she likes to say to me is 'what's the matter with you, did you get fucked in the ear again? Stop letting guys fuck you in the ear. You're so fucking stupid.'
So, I'm drawing the line here. Stop tickling my eardrum you pervert.

Too coincidental to be true, because then I'd have to believe in fate or something.

[manker]

:eyebrows:

I think we've just witnessed the inaugural Mary Flirt.

[mjmacky]

:eyebrows:

I think we've just witnessed the inaugural Mary Flirt.

It's today's theme, and it's her fault. Why the eyebrows?

[manker]

It's a thinky smilie and I said think.

[mjmacky]

It's a thinky smilie

Is it? Really, is it? Because if it is I've been misinterpreting a lot of posts. I suppose you'll tell me next that :blink: means "stop jizzing in my eye".

[manker]

Well, I could be a little more specific, I suppose. I was in a rush last night.
It's a 'I've been thinking and have come to a conclusion which I believe you'll find surprising' smilie.

At least that's how I use it. Other people might not. Just stop pressuring me, omg.

[Squeamous]

Too coincidental to be true, because then I'd have to believe in fate or something.

How's this for a coincidence? She's half Chinese and half Vietnamese.


:eyebrows:

I think we've just witnessed the inaugural Mary Flirt.

It was beautiful. The way her sails glinted in the sunshine, and the froth of champagne spilled over the bow....I'll never forget it :cry:



It's today's theme, and it's her fault. Why the eyebrows?

Whenever a guy does or says something he's going to regret in the morning it's always my fault! I'm not accepting the blame this time. I just spent the last couple of days being horrible to you, that can't possibly count as flirting. Or can it :eyebrows:

[manker]

:eyebrows:

I think we've just witnessed the inaugural Mary Flirt.

It was beautiful. The way her sails glinted in the sunshine, and the froth of champagne spilled over the bow....I'll never forget it :cry:
Me either, she's certainly blossomed.
I feel like I've made something precious and lasting with you <3

[Snee]

It was beautiful. The way her sails glinted in the sunshine, and the froth of champagne spilled over the bow....I'll never forget it :cry:
Me either, she's certainly blossomed.
I feel like I've made something precious and lasting with you <3
You've gone all merkin again :no:

[manker]

It's stupid 'cus it's impossible to say out loud. Yet I keep typing it :pinch:

[mjmacky]

Whenever a guy does or says something he's going to regret in the morning it's always my fault! I'm not accepting the blame this time. I just spent the last couple of days being horrible to you, that can't possibly count as flirting. Or can it :eyebrows:

You trampling on men for their sexual pleasure is anecdotal proof enough for me to take it that way.

[Squeamous]

Me either, she's certainly blossomed.
I feel like I've made something precious and lasting with you <3

And you won't be paying for it for the next 18 years :happy:


You trampling on men for their sexual pleasure is anecdotal proof enough for me to take it that way.

:smilie4:

[manker]

And you won't be paying for it for the next 18 years :happy:I regard kids as pension plans.

The myriad of Sri Lankan tsunami victims I adopted in 2005 will form a small band of mercenaries who, with my actual offspring at their head directing operations, will support me in my dotage after I've spent all my legit cash money on hookers and cocaine.

[Squeamous]

I regard kids as pension plans.

The myriad of Sri Lankan tsunami victims I adopted in 2005 will form a small band of mercenaries who, with my actual offspring at their head directing operations, will support me in my dotage after I've spent all my legit cash money on hookers and cocaine.

Paint and wallpaper is more likely.

[manker]

It's like you're watching me :fear:

:stalker:

[Squeamous]

:dave:

[Something Else]

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[mjmacky]

I regard kids as pension plans.

The myriad of Sri Lankan tsunami victims I adopted in 2005 will form a small band of mercenaries who, with my actual offspring at their head directing operations, will support me in my dotage after I've spent all my legit cash money on hookers and cocaine.
Paint and wallpaper is more likely.
It's like you're watching me :fear:

:stalker:

Makes it seems like he fucks paint and sniffs wallpaper.

[Squeamous]

Makes it seems like he fucks paint and sniffs wallpaper.

Paint and wallpaper are like catnip to the accounting middle classes.

[manker]

Hoi.
Just because I sleep in a chrome encrusted house and drive girly cars, it doesn't mean I'm middle class now.

[Proper Bo]

Hoi.
Just because I sleep in a chrome encrusted house and drive girly cars, it doesn't mean I'm middle class now.

She forgot about your common as fuck gold daps, didn't she?

[manker]

Glad you got my back, Boseph :smilie4:

[mjmacky]

You guys still have a middle class over there?

[manker]

Yeah, of course.
How else would we know which kids to pick on in school.

[mjmacky]

Yeah, of course.
How else would we know which kids to pick on in school.

oic, they're minorities.

[manker]

Yeah, of course.
How else would we know which kids to pick on in school.

oic, they're minorities.
Well they are around where I'm from. Where Bo is from too, but where Squeamy lives, I imagine that they outweigh the working class.
She's probably middle class. Hence a female getting education opportunities.

They'd still get picked on in school, though, because they're soft and have sticky out teeth and awkward laughs.

[Squeamous]

Hoi.
Just because I sleep in a chrome encrusted house and drive girly cars, it doesn't mean I'm middle class now.

:lol:


Well they are around where I'm from. Where Bo is from too, but where Squeamy lives, I imagine that they outweigh the working class.
She's probably middle class. Hence a female getting education opportunities.

They'd still get picked on in school, though, because they're soft and have sticky out teeth and awkward laughs.

Well actually having a degree pretty much instantly elevates you to the middle classes. I am middle class because my parents had already elevated themselves to that level before I was born. However, I can only afford a flat in a working class area and while I lived in a middle class area as a child I was schooled in a working class one, since my parents believed I was smart enough not to need them to jump through the hoops they did to get my sister into good schools. So I have quite a good footing in both environments really, and my friends living in various ghettos means I keep my hand in and my athletic abilities bang up to date.

[mjmacky]

Enough with these vagaries, everyone with a job is working class I say. That's still a vast majority of households I think.

[Squeamous]

Enough with these vagaries, everyone with a job is working class I say. That's still a vast majority of households I think.

It doesn't mean that. It basically is the difference between a blue collar worker and a manual labourer in your vernacular.

[Barbarossa]

Enough with these vagaries, everyone with a job is working class I say. That's still a vast majority of households I think.

It doesn't mean that. It basically is the difference between a blue collar worker and a manual labourer in your vernacular.

Have you had many manual labourers in your vernacular?

[manker]

It doesn't mean that. It basically is the difference between a blue collar worker and a manual labourer in your vernacular.

Have you had many manual labourers in your vernacular?She does have a particularly capricious vernacular :smilie4:

[mjmacky]

Enough with these vagaries, everyone with a job is working class I say. That's still a vast majority of households I think.

It doesn't mean that. It basically is the difference between a blue collar worker and a manual labourer in your vernacular.

A manual laborer is a blue collar worker in U.S. vernacular. In fact, if Richard Dawson posed blue collar to you, manual laborer would probably get a ding in the first three.

[mjmacky]

Then he'd give you a little kiss.

[Squeamous]

Hang on, blue collar workers are office workers or something else aren't they?

[Squeamous]

Also my vernacular isn't capricious at all, how dare you :snooty:

[mjmacky]

Hang on, blue collar workers are office workers or something else aren't they?

That would be white collar.

[Squeamous]

Right, well that's what I meant :happy: Class is mostly about what job you do these days. In the UK if you don't have a job you're working class. In your country I think people pretty much have to have jobs or they get operated on with rusty fish hooks and axes and die of obesity.

[mjmacky]

Working welfare? They're currently called Obama bucks.

[manker]

I can't tell whether that was a ditzy blonde parody in two out of her last three posts, or whether she's just been hiding it well all this time :unsure:

[mjmacky]

I can't tell whether that was a ditzy blonde parody in two out of her last three posts, or whether she's just been hiding it well all this time :unsure:

I think she's just part of the privileged class sufficiently removed from the plebeians. She's starting to take an interest, though, so according to an earlier set theme it's internet progression.

[mjmacky]

Maybe I should stop, I'm not up for DPing squeams.

[manker]

Why ever not. It's not like she could over power both of us.
I'd have already taken her up on her kind offer but I'm a little worried I'd end up tethered to some skip whilst being pegged.

I'd summon you with a complicated set of bird-calls if things got out of hand. And then afterwards, I'd do the same for you.
I'm sure that between us both we could sate her :smilie4:

[mjmacky]

Why ever not. It's not like she could over power both of us.
I'd have already taken her up on her kind offer but I'm a little worried I'd end up tethered to some skip whilst being pegged.

I'd summon you with a complicated set of bird-calls if things got out of hand. And then afterwards, I'd do the same for you.
I'm sure that between us both we could sate her :smilie4:

Yes, but us being very long with low differentials, the chance of getting tangled if she doesn't keep the required massive amounts of blood pumping is just too risky. It's been too long since I earned my knot tying badge.

[manker]

Well I dunno, I just figured if the balls didn't touch ... .

[Squeamous]

Why ever not. It's not like she could over power both of us.
I'd have already taken her up on her kind offer but I'm a little worried I'd end up tethered to some skip whilst being pegged.

I'd summon you with a complicated set of bird-calls if things got out of hand. And then afterwards, I'd do the same for you.
I'm sure that between us both we could sate her :smilie4:

I suppose there's every chance it'll happen one day :unsure:




Yes, but us being very long with low differentials, the chance of getting tangled if she doesn't keep the required massive amounts of blood pumping is just too risky. It's been too long since I earned my knot tying badge.

You're in luck, I'm feted for my monkey-long arms :happy:

[mjmacky]

You're in luck, I'm feted for my monkey-long arms :happy:

Well, when you're knuckle dragging just don't go piercing my scrotie with one of your rings.

[manker]

I'm sure that between us both we could sate her :smilie4:I suppose there's every chance it'll happen one day :unsure:The way I see it is that every woman alive has the basic right to be sexually satisfied at least once in her life.
And if I can assist in any way, then it would not make me unhappy to do so.

[Squeamous]

Well, when you're knuckle dragging just don't go piercing my scrotie with one of your rings.

That's a mental image I could have done without :happy:


The way I see it is that every woman alive has the basic right to be sexually satisfied at least once in her life.
And if I can assist in any way, then it would not make me unhappy to do so.

You two are like sexual good cop bad cop. Mary is doing all she can to avoid sexy times and Manky is doing all he can to embroil her in them.
Quit playing ping pong with my libido :fist:

[manker]

I'm taking Mary out with me on the pull.
Girls will see us approach and one will say to the other; 'I want the one with the chrome belt-buckle and you can take the one that's fiddling with his pants and looking confused'.

[Squeamous]

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[mjmacky]

I'm taking Mary out with me on the pull.
Girls will see us approach and one will say to the other; 'I want the one with the chrome belt-buckle and you can take the one that's fiddling with his pants and looking confused'.

I'm confused since you know I have a chrome belt buckle. Actually, I think it's nickel alloy or something.

[mjmacky]

definitely nickel alloy

[Squeamous]

No, Manky will be the one fiddling with his belt buckle and wondering why ever since he had that curacao based cocktail he can't get his fly zip up.

[manker]

Last four posts = lols :happy:

[mjmacky]

No, Manky will be the one fiddling with his belt buckle and wondering why ever since he had that curacao based cocktail he can't get his fly zip up.

That shit stains, I thought my dick once met Smurfette.

[manker]

wtf were you doing putting your cawk in a cawktail :blink:

[mjmacky]

wtf were you doing putting your cawk in a cawktail :blink:

I rapped for you peoples and you'd think I'd draw the line at my caulk? I meant it stains the tongue. It also stains vehicular floorboard upholstery.

Speaking of which, when I was out last week, a double digit IQer pulled his dick out and mashed it against the table at the bar we were at. I said... wait did I already tell this one?

[Squeamous]

I'd like to hear it!

[mjmacky]

I'd like to hear it!

Well it's not exactly hidden, you are just very specific about the threads you visit. You're missing out on all the other fun. Oh and I'm not talking about the internet thread.

[mjmacky]

Or was it the internet thread, wait, what would you like to hear?

[Squeamous]

If the title and the preview don't interest me I don't normally bother looking. Don't worry about it :)

[mjmacky]

If the title and the preview don't interest me I don't normally bother looking. Don't worry about it :)

You made me have to go back and check. I listed 2 things and you didn't want to specify :(
hear in the figurative sense?
http://filesharingtalk.com/threads/444138-Last-one-to-post-wins-the-internets?p=3667526&viewfull=1#post3667526
hear in the literal sense?
http://filesharingtalk.com/threads/446804-Getting-in-contact-with-other-members?p=3669508&viewfull=1#post3669508

Anyways, the topic having anything to do with the thread title? What century are you living in?

[Squeamous]

You made me have to go back and check. I listed 2 things and you didn't want to specify :(
hear in the figurative sense?
http://filesharingtalk.com/threads/444138-Last-one-to-post-wins-the-internets?p=3667526&viewfull=1#post3667526
hear in the literal sense?
http://filesharingtalk.com/threads/446804-Getting-in-contact-with-other-members?p=3669508&viewfull=1#post3669508

Anyways, the topic having anything to do with the thread title? What century are you living in?

There there Mary, the first link answered my question! Just chill and blow into this bag for a few minutes...x

[Squeamous]

PS. It's 3.20am here.....night night Mary!

[mjmacky]

I'm still not asleep and I think I've been awake since Saturday

[Artemis]

I'm still not asleep and I think I've been awake since Saturday
..

[Artemis]

There there Mary, the first link answered my question! Just chill and blow into this bag for a few minutes...x


I'm still not asleep and I think I've been awake since Saturday

You were supposed to say 'why does this bag smell of chloroform?'

[Squeamous]

I'm still not asleep and I think I've been awake since Saturday

You were supposed to say 'why does this bag smell of chloroform?'

:smilie4:

Why haven't you slept since Saturday, Mary?

[megabyteme]

:smilie4:

Why haven't you slept since Saturday, Mary?

He discovered a new super stimulant in his lab- an 8 year old with a cup of coffee.

:drummer:

[mjmacky]

You were supposed to say 'why does this bag smell of chloroform?'

:smilie4:

Why haven't you slept since Saturday, Mary?

I don't even know if that was entirely accurate, overcome with tension I guess? I've been working on some presentations, data, and deadlines, but have been having a horrible time staying focused on it, hence all my fucking around on here. Then I think I will never finish it. It's been keeping me up far longer than usual, something's wrong with me.

[mjmacky]

He discovered a new super stimulant in his lab- an 8 year old with a cup of coffee.

:drummer:

You know I don't drink coffee, right?

[megabyteme]

I figured you'd like a more resistive active "lab assistant".

[mjmacky]

Ohhhh, the 8 year old is drinking coffee. That's sort of ironically funny, because I thought they only drank sedatives.

[Squeamous]

I don't even know if that was entirely accurate, overcome with tension I guess? I've been working on some presentations, data, and deadlines, but have been having a horrible time staying focused on it, hence all my fucking around on here. Then I think I will never finish it. It's been keeping me up far longer than usual, something's wrong with me.

Like you've lost your peace of mind?

[mjmacky]

I don't even know if that was entirely accurate, overcome with tension I guess? I've been working on some presentations, data, and deadlines, but have been having a horrible time staying focused on it, hence all my fucking around on here. Then I think I will never finish it. It's been keeping me up far longer than usual, something's wrong with me.

Like you've lost your peace of mind?

No. I am thinking concrete biological problems.

[megabyteme]

Stress is a VERY real, physiological problem. I think you goofing off here is probably more beneficial than you realize. Just relax, dump the bodies you've accumulated (let the dirt wash away your sins), and relax. It's not like you are finishing a PhD, or anything important. :idunno:

[mjmacky]

I've been simultaneously prepping my data defense as well as a proposal and data to show to a prospective committee member who I'm not sure will stay at the university come this Fall. Suicide sounds a bit more entertaining at the moment.

[megabyteme]

I've been simultaneously prepping my data defense as well as a proposal and data to show to a prospective committee member who I'm not sure will stay at the university come this Fall. Suicide sounds a bit more entertaining at the moment.

Ah, you've encountered the "inconvenient douchebag" portion of your trials. It is considered a milestone.

[mjmacky]

I've been simultaneously prepping my data defense as well as a proposal and data to show to a prospective committee member who I'm not sure will stay at the university come this Fall. Suicide sounds a bit more entertaining at the moment.

Ah, you've encountered the "inconvenient douchebag" portion of your trials. It is considered a milestone.

Well, I've already encountered that, I already had to replace one committee member who left a year ago.

[megabyteme]

I'm currently working on a 5-person team proposal/project with a major aluminum manufacturer. The deadlines have been nearly impossible, and we haven't had time to even organize "who will do what", and participated in a 4-person paragraph write where we ALL worked on the same sentences together. :pinch:

Life is pain. Get used to it, I suppose... :(

[Terrell89]

Well, going back to the movie, I should say it was quite good. But I think the main idea was to show unusual people in specific circumstances, the development of their characters and moods, rethinking of their values. It's sad that Freud appears not that often as it could be. Keira Knightley acted very well: she is the base of the whole picture. Perhaps, another actress wouldn't cope with this role.