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[IdolEyes787]

Today's my birthday and as that only comes around every couple of years I thought I'd use the opportunity to request something.:idunno:

No spam please.:)

Or comments of a crude,inflammatory, derogatory or sexually suggestive nature.

Given the constraints obviously I'm not expecting anyone to reply.:mellow:

[anigav]

http://i.imgur.com/vYwCR.jpg

[IdolEyes787]

You broke all four of the things I requested you wouldn't so I'm having you banned.
With any luck you'll also get gout and go impotent.

[anon]

[Request] ....

They don't have invites, sorry bro.

[IdolEyes787]

[Request] ....

They don't have invites, sorry bro.


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZMWxsJW2IDc

[Night0wl]

Well at least I can say :hbd:

[IdolEyes787]

Well at least I can say :hbd:


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g5j8Jioan1w

Christ looks like I'll have to wait another couple of years until my next birthday before I get invited anyplace.
Two more years on this site likely I'll be completely insane.:dave:

[megabyteme]

Isn't gratuitous self promotion against one of the rules nobody reads around here? :unsure:

[PerMaFrOsT]

Never thought this day would come, what´re you looking for?

Happy birthday :P

[IdolEyes787]

Isn't gratuitous self promotion against one of the rules nobody reads around here? :unsure:

I'm branding.:snooty:


Never thought this day would come, what´re you looking for?

Happy birthday :P

Thanks and apparently more an experiment in futility than a request actually.

[teflon05]

I'd offer you an invite to an exclusive porn tracker, that deals only in tranny midget amputees, but I'm not sure you're into the missing limb thing. :unsure: They don't have a monthly download or upload quota, but they do ask you donate occasionally.
Oh, & you have to bang the sysop's ugly stinking sister at least once a month, or you get deactivated.

[IdolEyes787]

I'd offer you an invite to an exclusive porn tracker, that deals only in tranny midget amputees, but I'm not sure you're into the missing limb thing. :unsure: They don't have a monthly download or upload quota, but they do ask you donate occasionally.
Oh, & you have to bang the sysop's ugly stinking sister at least once a month, or you get deactivated.

I'm already working on having that anigav cunt banned for disrespecting the rules of my thread now it's looks like I will have to add you to that list as well.

[teflon05]

Hey, I don't make the tracker rules, I only post them. No Midget porn for you, then :snooty:

[Funkin']

Today's my birthday
You're lying. I was with your sis just last night getting a fresh pair of dirty panties and she didn't mention this...

Well, if it really is your birthday, then...fuck you.















Seriously though, Happy Birthday. No invites for you though.

[anigav]

I'd offer you an invite to an exclusive porn tracker, that deals only in tranny midget amputees, but I'm not sure you're into the missing limb thing. :unsure: They don't have a monthly download or upload quota, but they do ask you donate occasionally.
Oh, & you have to bang the sysop's ugly stinking sister at least once a month, or you get deactivated.

I'm already working on having that anigav cunt banned for disrespecting the rules of my thread now it's looks like I will have to add you to that list as well.

http://i.imgur.com/H5DJm.jpg

[IdolEyes787]

Today's my birthday
You're lying. I was with your sis just last night getting a fresh pair of dirty panties and she didn't mention this...

Well, if it really is your birthday, then...fuck you.















Seriously though, Happy Birthday. No invites for you though.

Isn't saying a fresh pair of dirty panties sort of an oxymoron? Or to explain ,in your reality that would be like a cowardly Mario or a girl over the age of 13 that you were attracted to.

Seriously 24 years on this fucking site and gazillions of man hours wasted posting pointless shite and this is the thanks I get?
All I have to say is
1. Obviously none of you were raised properly (foreigners excepted since that's basically a given)
2. I'd like all the invites back that I've given away in the past
3. Seriously come on and help a fellow out as clearly as bad as I appear I still have to be better than the Romanians on these sites.

[anigav]

Your next route:

http://i.imgur.com/ly6HB.jpg

[IdolEyes787]

Your next route:

http://i.imgur.com/ly6HB.jpg
Stop trying to get on my good side.

[megabyteme]

http://i.imgur.com/ly6HB.jpg

That's surprisingly accurate. :D

[IdolEyes787]

In complete seriousness ,this fuck gets offered an invite and I don't?

http://filesharingtalk.com/threads/444752-What-CD-and-or-SCC

per say

[orbittwz]

Happy BDay Son :P

[IdolEyes787]

Happy BDay Son :P

It was yesterday but thanks and fuck off.
Also I probably should tell you that I've reported you for trolling.

[orbittwz]

Happy BDay Son :P

It was yesterday but thanks and fuck off.
Also I probably should tell you that I've reported you for trolling.

i know you are joking, i learned...
anyway, keep ur spirit up...

[megabyteme]

Happy BDay Son :P

It was yesterday but thanks and fuck off.
Also I probably should tell you that I've reported you for trolling.

Wouldn't this be a heartwarming story if you were to find your long-lost father via your birthday thread! :w00t:

[IdolEyes787]

Hopefully Skiz will show up and then all you fucktards will be laughing out your asses.

Btw I may be putting on a brave face but I'm crying on the inside.

[n00bz0r]

:lol:
Belated happy b'day. I'll try not to miss it again this year.

[Funkin']

or a girl over the age of 13 that you were attracted to.
Ewww

And you know if I had somewhere to invite you to that I would. Or maybe not. Whatever, I honestly don't care...

[IdolEyes787]

or a girl over the age of 13 that you were attracted to.
Ewww

And you know if I had somewhere to invite you to that I would. Or maybe not. Whatever, I honestly don't care...

I hear too much drugs and video games tend to do that to a person.


:lol:
Belated happy b'day. I'll try not to miss it again this year.

Thanks.Sadly the only good things after you pass 21 about birthdays are the parties and the presents and you lot have basically fucked me over on both of those.
Seriously n00bz0r I don't except better from the rest of these cretins but you're a VIP for fuck sake.Don't you feel some obligation to live up to that title like?

[IdolEyes787]

Ungrateful cunts.I mean bump.

[Quarterquack]

per say

Per se?

[Funkin']

Ewww

And you know if I had somewhere to invite you to that I would. Or maybe not. Whatever, I honestly don't care...

I hear too much drugs and video games tend to do that to a person.

Unfortunately this is so true...

[IdolEyes787]

per say

Per se?

I was merely quoting the bittard that I was referencing in that post ,oh dim and dull one.

Also thanks for fucking absolutely nothing.A follow countryman makes a simple, sincere and extremely reasonable request and you are too pompous and ignorant to offer the tiniest bit of assistance.
With people like you in the country I can see now how Harper got elected.
I fart in your general direction.

[anigav]

Phew...

My account still works

[IdolEyes787]

Phew...

My account still works
What are you rambling on about?

[Quarterquack]

I was merely quoting the bittard that I was referencing in that post ,oh dim and dull one.

Also thanks for fucking absolutely nothing.A follow countryman makes a simple, sincere and extremely reasonable request and you are too pompous and ignorant to offer the tiniest bit of assistance.
With people like you in the country I can see now how Harper got elected.
I fart in your general direction.


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1DNyLD2SRjA

[Intr4ns1t]

Invite sent.

[IdolEyes787]

Invite sent.
Could you send it again as it seems to have gone to my alternate universe email.:mellow:

Btw this is a genuine request so I am quite saddened by the lack of serious response.
I'd consider killing myself if I thought it would make me feel any better.

[mjmacky]

Aren't you a member of all the sites I'm a member of Idol, being that you invited me to half the sites I'm a member of? Much like P&T, you're the pride of Canada.

P.S. Don't be like Dave and follow your countrymen.

[anigav]

Phew...

My account still works
What are you rambling on about?

Yeah that's a good point. What exactly I was saying ?:ermm:

[IdolEyes787]

Aren't you a member of all the sites I'm a member of Idol, being that you invited me to half the sites I'm a member of?

Yes and you've even progressed to "mindless zombie" on one so obviously you would fit right in on a lot of other sites as well.
Actually if you had only done that sooner you'd never have been banned from x264 in the first place.

Also shut up merwais.

[Funkin']

How old are you now? Honestly I pretty much only read the first and last post in threads anymore so it's possible I missed it if you already posted it. And your sis refuses to tell me for whatever reasons. She's an odd duck that one...

[IdolEyes787]

How old are you now? Honestly I pretty much only read the first and last post in threads anymore so it's possible I missed it if you already posted it. And your sis refuses to tell me for whatever reasons. She's an odd duck that one...

And since meeting you recently turned lesbian.Weird coincidence probably.

Anyway I don't like to give out personal details on the internet as it's better to simply let people come to their own conclusions but I will tell you that I'm ridiculously well hung.
Or at least that's what your Mom tells me.

Btw I think the staff should seriously consider closing this invite section since it doesn't really appear to work.

[Funkin']

but I will tell you that I'm ridiculously well hung.
Or at least that's what your Mom tells me.
That's what she told me as well. So...bravo to you good sir. I mean, I watch out for her. She is my mother after all. And I don't want her faking an orgasm to some pencil dick'd little bitch. I'd rather her be faking to it to someone who has an actual cock between their legs, this way she gets at least a little bit of satisfaction...



Btw I think the staff should seriously consider closing this invite section since it doesn't really appear to work.
No, it works. Just not for you.

Anyways, I'm guessing you're in your 40's. Just turned 42?

[mjmacky]

Aren't you a member of all the sites I'm a member of Idol, being that you invited me to half the sites I'm a member of?

Yes and you've even progressed to "mindless zombie" on one so obviously you would fit right in on a lot of other sites as well.

Which one? I'm sure it's your fault either way.

[anigav]

I do need an invite. :ermm:

[floodor2007]

happy birthday!

[KushBlow]

Reading this thread was like watching Schindler's List in wet clothes. Noteworthy.

Anyway, I'm not going to try to code Davinci the request and figure out what exactly you would want for your belated birthday but if I ever do manage to shell out 10 euros or acquire an inv at What or SCC (judging by your nonchalant hostility towards that FST newb requesting and succeeding) you'd be first on my list. Probably because I know of nobody else and my real life friends are happily married with an elated life and normal debt load while I sit around and cry while trying to suppress my exceedingly misanthropic feelings by illegally pirating content which I don't even need. But I digress.

Just hurry up before I kill myself.

[IdolEyes787]

Anyway, I'm not going to try to code Davinci the request and figure out what exactly you would want for your belated birthday but if I ever do manage to shell out 10 euros or acquire an inv at What or SCC (judging by your nonchalant hostility towards that FST newb requesting and succeeding) you'd be first on my list.



Save your money as I have nonchalant hostility towards basically everyone. :)

Sorry I meant. :@

Btw I've found a good way not to be jealous of anyone is to be incredibly attractive and fabulously wealthy.If the suicidal despair thing doesn't work you could always try that .:)

Another option is to numb yourself with drugs.The only downside to that is .........is............is......... OK there might not actually be a downside.

[anigav]

happy birthday!

Why do you wish him? :ermm:

What's your vested interest?

[IdolEyes787]

I do need an invite.
:ermm: That's not all you need.:ermm: Anyway I'm pretty insulted that no one even PMed me offering to trade/sell me something. Come on ffs give until it hurts.

Edit: now excepting invite offers for HD and FLAC trackers and other stuff that I generally disagree on principle to.:) Beggars can't be choosers.
Actually they can but they probably tend to starve then.

PS shut up merwais.


How old are you now? Honestly I pretty much only read the first and last post in threads anymore so it's possible I missed it if you already posted it.

I'm over a hundred in dog years and God do I feel every day of it.

Luckily my coat's still pretty shiny.

[teflon05]

You blew it (no pun intended) when you turned down an invite to the midget tranny tracker. It is very exclusive, and the forums are frequented by staff from many other trackers, who whore give out invites to their respective trackers like candy. All you would have had to do, was become a power user by paying $120.00 a month for a seedbox, to accumulate a 5TB buffer on the tracker & gain access to the Douchebag power users forum.

Oh well...Better luck next time.

[IdolEyes787]

Sorry but I happen to be more into gigantism and furry fandom.:bag:
I'm probably divulging too much but I get the most massive erection every time Chewbacca comes onscreen.

[mjmacky]

I'm over a hundred in dog years and God do I feel every day of it.

Luckily my coat's still pretty shiny.

You're over 400 years old in human years :huh:
That's straight up old testament.

[anon]

http://www.onlineconversion.com/dogyears.htm

[mjmacky]

http://www.onlineconversion.com/dogyears.htm

Result is 413 in human years.

Man I'm good

[cinephilia]

nored

[mjmacky]

noblue

[IdolEyes787]

Listen twats all I want is for one fucking request to get fulfilled on this fucking board and then I can die a happy man.

[IdolEyes787]

I said seriously right?
Also as I remain basically the only person left on this board that still fights the good fight against the unscrupulous I think I deserve at least a hearty handshake from one of you ungrateful motherfuckers pompous assholes lurkers kind and generous people.:)

[mjmacky]

I said seriously right?
Also as I remain basically the only person left on this board that still fights the good fight against the unscrupulous I think I deserve at least a hearty handshake from one of you ungrateful motherfuckers pompous assholes lurkers kind and generous people.:)

Fine, I'll invite you out for the weekend. We can go for a tandem bike ride and some wine coolers if you'd just cool your whining for a bit.

[IdolEyes787]

Fine, I'll invite you out for the weekend. We can go for a tandem bike ride and some wine coolers if you'd just cool your whining for a bit.

Tandems are a stupid concept. If you want to be useful you can spot me while I do heavy benches brah.

[mjmacky]

Fine, I'll invite you out for the weekend. We can go for a tandem bike ride and some wine coolers if you'd just cool your whining for a bit.

Tandems are a stupid concept. If you want to be useful you can spot me while I do heavy benches brah.

Wow that's a major increase of trust in our relationship; me swinging my balls above your face being your last line of defense of being pinned down by a weighted barbell.

[IdolEyes787]

Tandems are a stupid concept. If you want to be useful you can spot me while I do heavy benches brah.

Wow that's a major increase of trust in our relationship; me swinging my balls above your face being your last line of defense of being pinned down by a weighted barbell.

I'm sorry but given what I know about you I just assumed that you didn't have balls.

Also as this thread was kind of meant as a statement about the number of trade threads vs the number of honest request threads,how depressing is it's utter and total failure.

[mjmacky]

Wow that's a major increase of trust in our relationship; me swinging my balls above your face being your last line of defense of being pinned down by a weighted barbell.

I'm sorry but given what I know about you I just assumed that you didn't have balls.

Also as this thread was kind of meant as a statement about the number of trade threads vs the number of honest request threads,how depressing is it's utter and total failure.

Not really. I'd be worried that we had a bunch of unfulfilled request threads full of marginally likeable people not being able to get into a site they're seeking. I see it as a sign of most being all pretty satisfied. Except for you, who's probably in all the trackers he's dreamed of and still demands more.

Edit: Not really didn't apply to the balls comment, which I had forgotten you made. I read that being surprised that you wouldn't even assume me a tranny.

[IdolEyes787]

Actually I dream about someone ending the African domination of the middle distances.
Also a good burrito.

[mjmacky]

Actually I dream about someone ending the African domination of the middle distances.
Also a good burrito.

Possibly more cliched than BT trackers, are you sure you care what happens there?

[IdolEyes787]

Seb Coe ,Steve Prefontaine and Paavo Nurmi are my heroes.
If you need to Google to find out who any of those people are ,go fuck yourself.

[mjmacky]

Seb Coe ,Steve Prefontaine and Paavo Nurmi are my heroes.
If you need to Google to find out who any of those people are ,go fuck yourself.

Prefontaine sounds familiar, but I don't know the other ones. No need for me to google as I could just easily ask you if I wanted to know. End of message.

[IdolEyes787]

Seb Coe ,Steve Prefontaine and Paavo Nurmi are my heroes.
If you need to Google to find out who any of those people are ,go fuck yourself.

Prefontaine sounds familiar, but I don't know the other ones. No need for me to google as I could just easily ask you if I wanted to know. End of message.

The fatal flaw in your logic is that you assume that I would give you an answer.

[mjmacky]

Prefontaine sounds familiar, but I don't know the other ones. No need for me to google as I could just easily ask you if I wanted to know. End of message.

The fatal flaw in your logic is that you assume that I would give you an answer.

I'm sure I'd be able to coax it out of you through double negatives, but I guess we'll never see it play out.

[megabyteme]

My heroes are always sandwiches. So, I'm guessing a "Prefontaine" in Idol's case must be cockmeat. Seb Coe Slaw is pretty common around here, although I'm not a fan of it. And a Pavo Nurmi is "the world's cutest kitten" on Garfield.

As always, I'm glad to put my years of study and knowledge to use.

[IdolEyes787]

My heroes are always sandwiches. So, I'm guessing a "Prefontaine" in Idol's case must be cockmeat. Seb Coe Slaw is pretty common around here, although I'm not a fan of it. And a Pavo Nurmi is "the world's cutest kitten" on Garfield.

As always, I'm glad to put my years of study and knowledge to use.

I'd like to amend my request to asking you to shut up.

[mjmacky]

My heroes are always sandwiches. So, I'm guessing a "Prefontaine" in Idol's case must be cockmeat. Seb Coe Slaw is pretty common around here, although I'm not a fan of it. And a Pavo Nurmi is "the world's cutest kitten" on Garfield.

As always, I'm glad to put my years of study and knowledge to use.

I'd like to amend my request to asking you to shut up.

-1

[megabyteme]

I'd like to amend my request to asking you to shut up.

-1

I represent all the -1's around here. Rise my minions, rise!

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Well, jeesh, that worked well... :emo:

[sez]

http://regretfulmorning.com/wp-content/gallery/animals-trolling/animals-trolling-95.gif

[mjmacky]

regretfulmorning.com/wp-content/gallery/animals-trolling/animals-trolling-95.gif

Ha, just like black people.





-1

I represent all the -1's around here. Rise my minions, rise!

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Well, jeesh, that worked well... :emo:

Couldn't help you out, I already rose and I'm not even your minion. If I were, it'd be all you needed.

[IdolEyes787]

http://regretfulmorning.com/wp-content/gallery/animals-trolling/animals-trolling-95.gif

Before the internet how did people survive without being able to share their inane stuff with strangers?

[mjmacky]

Dude Idol there was like this kid who was breakdancing outside right and he was filming it right, and there was this cat there like watching him. So he goes to do some kind of spin move and the cat jumps at him. But like the cat totally got kicked and flew towards the camera. It was so hilarious, you should have been there. Oh you know what'd be awesome? I could find that kid and ask him if they caught it on camera. Then we can copy it to VHS and I could send it to you through media mail which is pretty cheap. Maybe that won't work because it'll be an international postage. Oh well, I'll send it anyways, it's probably not even a minute long but it'd be totally worth it.

109784

P.S. I'm about to get a second line installed in my house and a fax machine!! I'll give you my fax number when it's all setup so that I don't have to go to the Copy Center anymore, these charges are getting ridiculous for the short communications we share. Hey, have you ever heard of a BBS?

[mjmacky]

Perfect sig

[IdolEyes787]

Hey, have you ever heard of a BBS?
I've heard of the BBC,is it anything like that?

[mjmacky]

Hey, have you ever heard of a BBS?
I've heard of the BBC,is it anything like that?

The very same riveting content I think.