Child not pornogorgraphy

[junglebook]

You know they just dance around few 3-5 years olds they gots to be /young/dumb .. lil bit of music, few crisps. We all pull our cute faces then boom ones run into the fcukin table chair, epic. Yay for child not pornography. :ghey: Tom green humped a moose, go for it. Dont fcuk children.

[anon]

You know they just dance around few 3-5 years olds they gots to be /young/dumb .. lil bit of music, few crisps. We all pull our cute faces then boom ones run into the fcukin table chair, epic. Yay for child not pornography. :ghey: Tom green humped a moose, go for it. Dont fcuk children.

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[megabyteme]

Lost me at thread title... :blink:

Anyone else think "thou protesteth too much", or something that's actually a quote...

[junglebook]

This is my pledge to all peodophiles to stop molesting children, especially evers since time begun time also began. Its positive message. SAY NO TO STRANGERS, its real easy actually. Dumb Fcuks, not the point. I forgot the point, point being micheal jackson can sing and dance but please theres no way on gods earth he's allowed to stick his willy into bow wow like its not jail now. Again not the point. Rambling. Sorry.

STOP RECORDING MY EDITS PFFFFFFFFFF

[IdolEyes787]

Run out of lithium I take it?

[manker]

I want the junkie to stay and take Dave's place.

[IdolEyes787]

Fine instead of fearing for our safety we will just have to hide the valuables then.

[Biggles]

This is my pledge to all peodophiles to stop molesting children, especially evers since time begun time also began. Its positive message. SAY NO TO STRANGERS, its real easy actually. Dumb Fcuks, not the point. I forgot the point, point being micheal jackson can sing and dance but please theres no way on gods earth he's allowed to stick his willy into bow wow like its not jail now. Again not the point. Rambling. Sorry.

STOP RECORDING MY EDITS PFFFFFFFFFF

In this alternative reality Michael Jackson died...presumably in yours he was elected President.

[megabyteme]

This is my pledge to all peodophiles to stop molesting children

I think you should be making the pledge to the children.

They are our future. Treat them well, and let them lead the way. Something. Something. Sense ooooof pride. Something. Laughter....

[chorus]

[IdolEyes787]

The World is Black .The World is White . So just beat it Billie Jean.

[megabyteme]

The World is Black .The World is White . So just beat it Billie Jean.

Scooter trashing is another mumbling, incoherent rant issue altogether. :noes:

[megabyteme]

And NOT to be taken lightly. :dry:

[IdolEyes787]

Ebony and Ivory?:unsure:

[megabyteme]

Ebony and Ivory?:unsure:

...side by side on a pedo...

[mjmacky]

Not sure if I side with OP. Not sure what OP's message is.

[ckrit]

You know they just dance around few 3-5 years olds they gots to be /young/dumb .. lil bit of music, few crisps. We all pull our cute faces then boom ones run into the fcukin table chair, epic. Yay for child not pornography. :ghey: Tom green humped a moose, go for it. Dont fcuk children.

This is very J-dye, but with twice the words :ghey:

[Artemis]

You know they just dance around few 3-5 years olds they gots to be /young/dumb .. lil bit of music, few crisps. We all pull our cute faces then boom ones run into the fcukin table chair, epic. Yay for child not pornography. :ghey: Tom green humped a moose, go for it. Dont fcuk children.

I'm pretty sure you're not supposed to fuck animals either so what is your message? :crazy:

[junglebook]

I pledge to whoever it needs pledging too. In all honestly whats a pledge ? I pledge to Bill gates to either abominate pedophillia or at least i will make one pledge a day to Bill Gates requesting so.

[junglebook]

I 'm pretty sure you're not supposed to fuck animals either so what is your message?


Funnily enough i never knew we forum posters/trolls/spammers needed a subliminal message imbedded in our posts until now. I am new and still cant work it out.

[junglebook]

Who is j-dye ?

[Barbarossa]

I pledge to whoever it needs pledging too. In all honestly whats a pledge ? I pledge to Bill gates to either abominate pedophillia or at least i will make one pledge a day to Bill Gates requesting so.

errrr .... I don't ..... errrrr .... isn't it already ..... ummm ........ what? :blink:

[Artemis]

{quote}Originally Posted by junglebook
You know they just dance around few 3-5 years olds they gots to be /young/dumb .. lil bit of music, few crisps. We all pull our cute faces then boom ones run into the fcukin table chair, epic. Yay for child not pornography. Tom green humped a moose, go for it. Dont fcuk children.
This is very J-dye, but with twice the words{quote]

Funnily enough i never knew we forum posters/trolls/spammers needed a subliminal message imbedded in our posts until now. I am new and still cant work it out.
It doesn't matter how many times you quote it, it's still moronic you spastic. If you structured your sentences so they actually made sense it would help your somewhat convoluted cause, as it is you can carry on repeating your diatribe as much as you want, each time you do the response will probably be more severe. Most of the people around here don't play nice, especially with rambling diatribes like yours.

My suggestion, get a maintenance level of meds back in your system, relax, and come back and post something slightly more coherent, or not, your choice. :idunno:

[mjmacky]

Why is j-dye using an FST stock avatar photo? Where are his effin' standards man? He's losing his touch.

[mjmacky]

Is Dave imitating J-Dye perhaps?

[Artemis]

Is Dave imitating J-Dye perhaps?

No I think we have a totally new and improved kind of fruitbat here. :naughty:

[junglebook]

Is Dave imitating J-Dye perhaps?

No I think we have a totally new and improved kind of fruitbat here. :naughty:

You my just be right. :fst:

[manker]

Is Dave imitating J-Dye perhaps?

I pledge to whoever it needs pledging too
:smilie4:

[mjmacky]

I pledge to whoever it needs pledging too
:smilie4:

The only thing I can take away is that J-Dye has higher standards than Dave.

[manker]

Don't get too smug. I'm working my way up to answer one of your replies where you confused your and you're.
Again :mellow:

[Artemis]

Don't get too smug. I'm working my way up to answer one of your replies where you confused your and you're.
Again :mellow:

Did you fall off your stepladder again? :blink:

[manker]

And not for the first time, it's hard work getting up onto this pedestal each time I post.

[mjmacky]

Don't get too smug. I'm working my way up to answer one of your replies where you confused your and you're.
Again :mellow:

Well you might as well send it now, because I do it basically every time I post. I don't know your style, but I type all my shit out then go back and proof it. You may not see me mixing it up, but it doesn't mean it didn't happen. In fact, it happened this very post :(
Generally I think it's in that direction... I always type you're then have to go back and fix all the appropriate ones to your. I'm not sure, but it just happened that way now.

[mjmacky]

Theory: my right pinky is sick of being underutilized.

[manker]

Don't get too smug. I'm working my way up to answer one of your replies where you confused your and you're.
Again :mellow:

Well you might as well send it now, because I do it basically every time I post. I don't know your style, but I type all my shit out then go back and proof it. You may not see me mixing it up, but it doesn't mean it didn't happen. In fact, it happened this very post :(
Generally I think it's in that direction... I always type you're then have to go back and fix all the appropriate ones to your. I'm not sure, but it just happened that way now.
I don't actually use my right baby small for you're. I use ruby ring. Weird.

Anyway, I don't know how anyone gets it wrong. Perhaps if you started to say you are instead of you're in your mind when you are thinking stuff and eventually you'll train your mind to separate the two when you're writing.

Fuck your PhD, this is important stuffs.

[mjmacky]

I don't actually use my right baby small for you're. I use ruby ring. Weird.

Anyway, I don't know how anyone gets it wrong. Perhaps if you started to say you are instead of you're in your mind when you are thinking stuff and eventually you'll train your mind to separate the two when you're writing.

Fuck your PhD, this is important stuffs.

You're not fully QWERTY compliant then. Also, your advice goes counter to my proposed theory.

[junglebook]

:offtopic:

[manker]

I like this guy.
He's grasped irony and I wasn't even aware that Mary was teaching it to him.

[junglebook]

Topic's get'n pwnd! :whistling

[manker]

I don't actually use my right baby small for you're. I use ruby ring. Weird.

Anyway, I don't know how anyone gets it wrong. Perhaps if you started to say you are instead of you're in your mind when you are thinking stuff and eventually you'll train your mind to separate the two when you're writing.

Fuck your PhD, this is important stuffs.

You're not fully QWERTY compliant then. Also, your advice goes counter to my proposed theory.Your proposed theory smells.
My advice is compliant with something that's had a 100% success rate in a brazillion trials over the last, idk, quarter century or so.

[manker]

The feeling will be mutual the day the topic gets pwnd!


You're going to like yourself once the topic gets pwned.

I guess this is good news.


:blink:

Edit: stop with the AllenS spastic edits

[mjmacky]

You're not fully QWERTY compliant then. Also, your advice goes counter to my proposed theory.Your proposed theory smells.
My advice is compliant with something that's had a 100% success rate in a brazillion trials over the last, idk, quarter century or so.

Will have 0 % success rate if I type you're instead of your...
mind visuals won't help my fingers, I type faster than I can picture the words in my head.

[Artemis]

Topic's get'n pwnd! :whistling

As I have patiently tried to explain, analprobeboi, we don't understand what the topic is, because you haven't managed to structure a coherent sentence about your subject.

[mjmacky]

He's going to start arguing about what is filesharing and what isn't.

[manker]

Your proposed theory smells.
My advice is compliant with something that's had a 100% success rate in a brazillion trials over the last, idk, quarter century or so.

Will have 0 % success rate if I type you're instead of your...
mind visuals won't help my fingers, I type faster than I can picture the words in my head.Unless the grey matter within your spinal column dictates the formulation of your prose, which might explain much come to think about it, I can't see how that could be possible.

Can't you just type a little slower :idunno:

[mjmacky]

I can't see how that could be possible.

Can't you just type a little slower :idunno:

Using you're method
Scenario 1: Wants to type something that sounds like your, possibles are your and you're
Scenario 2: Wants to type something that sounds like you are, possibles are you are, shorten to you're

[mjmacky]

I wasn't done but had to post that, you see what the fuck I did there. Seriously, I mistyped it while composing a post about it!

[mjmacky]

The final part was this:

The only reason any of my posts manage to come across as a coherent message is because of heavy editing.

[Barbarossa]

Drunken drivers have a tendency to yaw all over the road.

[manker]

I wasn't done but had to post that, you see what the fuck I did there. Seriously, I mistyped it while composing a post about it!In the post you replied to, I wrote 'dictates the your formulation'.

If there is a message here, it's that the omniscient grammar gods don't want to fix you.

[Artemis]

The final part was this:

The only reason any of my posts manage to come across as a coherent message is because of heavy editing.

Just how fat is your editor? :blink:

[mjmacky]

The final part was this:

The only reason any of my posts manage to come across as a coherent message is because of heavy editing.

Just how fat is your editor? :blink:

That makes you the second person on this board to insinuate that I'm fat.

[mjmacky]

I wasn't done but had to post that, you see what the fuck I did there. Seriously, I mistyped it while composing a post about it!In the post you replied to, I wrote 'dictates the your formulation'.

If there is a message here, it's that the omniscient grammar gods don't want to fix you.

Why'd you fix it? I didn't really read all of it, sorry :(
Like, I read the whole thing, but the only part I actually took in was the part I quoted. My head was somewhere else for the rest.

[megabyteme]

I don't actually use my right baby small for you're. I use ruby ring. Weird.

Anyway, I don't know how anyone gets it wrong. Perhaps if you started to say you are instead of you're in your mind when you are thinking stuff and eventually you'll train your mind to separate the two when you're writing.

Fuck your PhD, this is important stuffs.

You're not fully QWERTY compliant then. Also, your advice goes counter to my proposed theory.

By any chance, do you have six fingers on your right hand, manker? :lookaroun

[megabyteme]

Drunken drivers have a tendency to yaw all over the road.

:happy::lol:

[mjmacky]

Here comes J-dye to show how it's done.

[Artemis]

Just how fat is your editor? :blink:

That makes you the second person on this board to insinuate that I'm fat.

If you read the six words above carefully again you will grasp that I was insinuating that you have in your employ an overweight person to edit your poasts, of indeterminate age/sex/race/religion/body type/BMI & charisma. Since they are completely fictional you can fill in the blanks yourself I will even provide you with some crayons. :blink:

[megabyteme]

Has anyone considered the posibility that we are just witnessing the new, completely forum-fried Dave in action? He's floating around all pre-med, and all...

[mjmacky]

That makes you the second person on this board to insinuate that I'm fat.

If you read the six words above carefully again you will grasp that I was insinuating that you have in your employ an overweight person to edit your poasts, of indeterminate age/sex/race/religion/body type/BMI & charisma. Since they are completely fictional you can fill in the blanks yourself I will even provide you with some crayons. :blink:

Don't backstep I know you know I am my own editor

[Artemis]

If you read the six words above carefully again you will grasp that I was insinuating that you have in your employ an overweight person to edit your poasts, of indeterminate age/sex/race/religion/body type/BMI & charisma. Since they are completely fictional you can fill in the blanks yourself I will even provide you with some crayons. :blink:

Don't backstep I know you know I am my own editor
How do you know I know you are your own very bad editor?

[mjmacky]

Don't backstep I know you know I am my own editor
How do you know I know you are your own very bad editor?

like any decent human being would let some of this shit pass through

I'm saying editors are decent human beings.

[megabyteme]

like any decent human being would let some of this shit pass through

I'm saying editors are decent human beings.

I would let it pass. Oh wait, I'm starting to see your point...

:sadwalk:

[manker]

Just how fat is your editor? :blink:

That makes you the second person on this board to insinuate that I'm fat.
In the pics I've seen, you do look like you could stand to miss a meal or two.
Per day.

I didn't say anything, though, because I'm not uber-harsh like Squeams and Arty.

[ziggyjuarez]

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2090835/Loni-Bouchard-Babysitter-20-court-charged-having-sex-boy-14.html

[mjmacky]

That makes you the second person on this board to insinuate that I'm fat.
In the pics I've seen, you do look like you could stand to miss a meal or two.
Per day.

I didn't say anything, though, because I'm not uber-harsh like Squeams and Arty.

Alright, here we go, here's my big moment.

I'm halfway between Lee Adama during Caprica invasion and Lee Adama during New Caprica invasion.

And that's totally cool with me :yes:

:bow:

[manker]

The fact that Lee Adama is 5'3" and you're 5'9" makes your current position in the Weight-Watchers plan to a slimmer waistline and a healthier heart rather less impressive.

How many weeks in are you, did you get your 10lbs badge yet.

[mjmacky]

What's Weight-Watchers? Is Dave a member?

[manker]

There are a few dietary money collecting organisations that shame housewives into losing weight.
I used that one cus of the intuitive name. I should have known that it would make you think of our owly chum.

[Squeamous]

I've skim-read through this fred and decided that it's silly and I won't be participating in it :snooty:

[manker]

BSG > you :snooty:

[mjmacky]

I've skim-read through this fred and decided that it's silly and I won't be participating in it :snooty:

'Salright, you aren't here often enough to talk about J-dye.

[Biggles]

I've skim-read through this fred and decided that it's silly and I won't be participating in it :snooty:

'Salright, you aren't here often enough to talk about J-dye.

Whatever happened to J-Dye?

A bit of a spammer true but not the worst cereal offender we have had

[manker]

'Salright, you aren't here often enough to talk about J-dye.

Whatever happened to J-Dye?

A bit of a spammer true but not the worst cereal offender we have hadHe's still around but the lounge mod is under strict instruction to delete his posts and ban him upon sight. Apparently the self-same lounge mod is around quite a bit which spells bad news for our Indian chum.

:(

[junglebook]

The World is Black .The World is White . So just beat it Billie Jean.

Bit late but yeh i think that could be the subliminal/sublingual message inside the human message. We could be communicating with the dead here.

[IdolEyes787]

The World is Black .The World is White . So just beat it Billie Jean.

Bit late but yeh i think that could be the subliminal/sublingual message inside the human message. We could be communicating with the dead here.

I'm communicating with the braindead right now in fact.

[megabyteme]

Bit late but yeh i think that could be the subliminal/sublingual message inside the human message. We could be communicating with the dead here.

I'm communicating with the braindead right now in fact.

What's he saying, Idol? Obviously you were given a curse gift few mortals possess... :O

[mjmacky]

I'm communicating with the braindead right now in fact.

What's he saying, Idol? Obviously you were given a curse gift few mortals possess... :O

Upon adopting his dietary choice, Idol has gained special abilities.

He is the vegetable whisperer.

[junglebook]

Invite to db9

[megabyteme]

What's he saying, Idol? Obviously you were given a curse gift few mortals possess... :O

Upon adopting his dietary choice, Idol has gained special abilities.

He is the vegetable whisperer.

"Rise, my m'onions. Rise!"

[junglebook]

8 pages :clap: Sickos!

[junglebook]

Bit late but yeh i think that could be the subliminal/sublingual message inside the human message. We could be communicating with the dead here.

I'm communicating with the braindead right now in fact.

Well as a fact not in a fact im going to make this response braindeadly factless.

[junglebook]

In fuckin fact, arghh, nvm.

[IdolEyes787]

In fuckin fact, arghh, nvm.

Seriously which formerly banned member is this a dupe of?

[Artemis]

In fuckin fact, arghh, nvm.

Seriously which formerly banned member is this a dupe of?

I believe they are trialing internet access for brain trauma victims as a form of therapy, so far it doesn't seem to be a resounding success. :idunno:

[manker]

Upon adopting his dietary choice, Idol has gained special abilities.

He is the vegetable whisperer.

"Rise, my m'onions. Rise!":lol:

===

In other news; he's disabled for a couple of days because of asking for an invite in the wrong section.
That's the official story. What actually happened is that fortyleven people reported him for being an annoying tit but there was no pre-set infraction for that.

[mjmacky]

What actually happened is that fortyleven people reported him for being an annoying tit but there was no pre-set infraction for that.

Ask skiz, he knows a special trick.

[junglebook]

Jailbait without the jailbait.

(Written and performed by admitted child predator & Mitt Romney supporter, Ted Nugent)

I’ve got no inhibitions
So keep your keys out of your ignition
I steal a car like I got the curse
I cant resist the old lady’s purse

Jailbait you look so good to me
Jailbait wont you set me free
Jailbait you look fine fine fine
I know Ive got to have you in a matter of time

Well I dont care if youre just thirteen
You look too good to be true
I just know that youre probably clean
Theres one lil’ thing I got do to you

Jailbait you look so good to me
Jailbait wont you set me free
Jailbait you look fine fine fine
I know Ive got to have you in a matter of time

So tell your mama that Im back in town
She likes us boys when its time to get down
Shes got this craving for the underage
I just might be your mama’s brand new rage

Jailbait you look so good to me
Jailbait wont you set me free
Jailbait you look fine fine fine
I know I got to have you in a matter of time

Honey you you you look so nice
Shes young shes tender
Wont you please surrender
She’s so fine shes mine
All the time, all mine mine
Its all right baby
Its quite all right I asked your mama
Wait a minute officer
Dont put those handcuffs on me
Put them on her and Ill share her with you