Mary's revelations

[Squeamous]

Well, they seem to have evacuated the premises faster than a fart in a sauna :shifty:

[Artemis]

Well, they seem to have evacuated the premises faster than a fart in a sauna :shifty:

Now you and I should both take comfort in the fact that we don't actually have people running from the premises. In a way I feel empowered that I am in such neurotic company I can swim along happily odd and unnoticed.....

[Squeamous]

It's a dysfunctional....and I can only speak for myself here.....anally obsessed family, but it's a family nonetheless :hug:

[Artemis]

Where's Meg when you really need her to go all gurly and healing for everyone? :idunno:

[megabyteme]

Where's Meg when you really need her to go all gurly and healing for everyone? :idunno:

:flowers:

Glad I could help heal your damaged brain troubled soul, Art.

[Artemis]

:frusty::frusty::frusty: ahhhh that feels soooo much better......

[mjmacky]

I am losted at thread title + OP
It sounds like you're saying I no longer make revelations :idunno:

[mjmacky]

Oh wait I was reading evacuated in the intransitive sense rather than the transitive sense. I think I get it now, I scared the fuck out of people is what you're saying, causing them to abandon their internets.

[Squeamous]

They sort of backed away from the internets while muttering something about their mother-in-laws coming to visit, and the grass really needs mowing....:smilie4:

[Artemis]

My grass needs burning..... :naughty:

[mjmacky]

I have a decent relationship with my mother-in-law, but it doesn't go so far that I'd administer her Brazilian.

[Artemis]

I have a decent relationship with my mother-in-law, but it doesn't go so far that I'd administer her Brazilian.

Thank you for that lovely image, I'm just going to go out and play in traffic for awhile now.... :blink:

[mjmacky]

I have a decent relationship with my mother-in-law, but it doesn't go so far that I'd administer her Brazilian.

Thank you for that lovely image, I'm just going to go out and play in traffic for awhile now.... :blink:

You can thank squeams for originally giving me that image, misery loves company.

[Artemis]

Thank you for that lovely image, I'm just going to go out and play in traffic for awhile now.... :blink:

You can thank squeams for originally giving me that image, misery loves company.

Well you never know, my latest revelations may just have added a few feet to the old hurlmovie inside everyones head. Anything I can do to oblige. :naughty:

[Squeamous]

My grass needs burning..... :naughty:

So does mine :naughty:

[manker]

haha, you don't know the story about arty's horse handling horse handler because you won't read the 10p thread

[Squeamous]

My attention span doesn't stretch that far :snooty:

[manker]

It's the best story evar posted though. Also, it was tinged with suspense because he didn't really want to post it. And it was sad too.
Mary and I did think it was slightly more depraved than it actually was. But that's to be expected.

[mjmacky]

The short version is that Artemis won't let me back on the farm.

[Artemis]

The short version is that Artemis won't let me back on the farm.

Well it depends, do your superpowers include being able to dodge a speeding bullet? :blink:

[manker]

The short version is that Artemis won't let me back on the farm.

Well it depends, do your superpowers include being able to dodge a speeding bullet? :blink:
I wondered why he was studying schoolgirl tit manoeuvres in the anime thread in movieworld.

[mjmacky]

The short version is that Artemis won't let me back on the farm.

Well it depends, do your superpowers include being able to dodge a speeding bullet? :blink:

As soon as I grow tits I'll be able to. According to squeams, I'm almost at that heftiness.

So foals, foals you'd better, watch out
My lust, my lust is only, about
mare peen, mare peen mare peeeen!
mare peen, mare peen mare peeeen!

Lauryn Hill anybody? I don't feel like doing another song, sorry.