Girl Breasts

[ziggyjuarez]

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I used to think girls were sweet fragile creatures.Then I realized they are Descrete exabitionist.I think they get a kick out of wearing low cut blouses and trapping onlookers for kicks.I just wish i could do the same with my testicles.

[chalice]

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[chalice]

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[chalice]

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[ziggyjuarez]

In b4 b&!manker get him!

[manker]

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I used to think girls were sweet fragile creatures.Then I realized they are Descrete exabitionist.I think they get a kick out of wearing low cut blouses and trapping onlookers for kicks.I just wish i could do the same with my testicles.
What you write is a very true thing - and you can do the same with your bawls. Do it and do it now.
Post pics.

Btw, I actually thought this would be a thread for help with your gynecomastia prior to clicking the title.
True story.

[chalice]

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[manker]

In b4 b&!manker get him!Why would I ban someone for posting naked ladies.
Are you implying that I'm some kind of homosexual who doesn't like to see them :eyebrows:

[chalice]

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[ziggyjuarez]

Googling big word*

http://youtu.be/XWc1qog9X5A

[manker]

Nice vid :smilie4:

[ziggyjuarez]

Herbal products
Plant oils, such as tea tree or lavender, used in shampoos, soaps or lotions have been associated with gynecomastia. This is probably due to their weak estrogenic activity.

Street drugs and alcohol
Substances that can cause gynecomastia include:

Alcohol
Amphetamines
Marijuana
Heroin
Methadone

Gynecomastia during puberty. Gynecomastia caused by hormone changes during puberty is relatively common. In most cases, the swollen breast tissue will go away without treatment within six months to two years.


For a man, enlarged breasts can be stressful and embarrassing. Gynecomastia can be difficult to hide and a challenge to romantic relationships. During puberty, gynecomastia can make boys a target for teasing from peers. It can make activities such as swimming or changing for gym class traumatic.

:o
I think I have this! Will post pecks later for opinion.Later.

[IdolEyes787]

Nice vid :smilie4:

Titslip.net because there's a 12 year old in all of us.

[manker]

For a man, enlarged breasts can be stressful and embarrassing. Gynecomastia can be difficult to hide and a challenge to romantic relationships. During puberty, gynecomastia can make boys a target for teasing from peers. It can make activities such as swimming or changing for gym class traumatic.

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I think I have this! Will post pecks later for opinion.Later.Yeah okay. Don't forget to post your bawls also.

[manker]

Nice vid :smilie4:

Titslip.net because there's a 12 year old in all of us.
Hawt.

[Squeamous]

For a man, enlarged breasts can be stressful and embarrassing. Gynecomastia can be difficult to hide and a challenge to romantic relationships. During puberty, gynecomastia can make boys a target for teasing from peers. It can make activities such as swimming or changing for gym class traumatic.

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I think I have this! Will post pecks later for opinion.Later.Yeah okay. Don't forget to post your bawls also.

Can you do me one of your fruitbowl so I can get your anus in there as well? (To Ziggy not Manky: that would be weird :ermm:)

[IdolEyes787]

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Cybil Shepard then. Cybil Shepard now.

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And so much for my boner.

[mjmacky]

There is less than 10 % enticement in this thread. I have not enjoyed thread.

[IdolEyes787]

There is less than 10 % enticement in this thread. I have not enjoyed thread.

:( It's like real life but also a cartoon so maybe you'll like it?


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q4E7vOZAdXY&feature=related

[mjmacky]

How about you live up to your namesake and start throwing some stuff in from Idol TV?


http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x8ch2n_idol-tv-ayako-kanki_sexy

[mjmacky]

Pan flutes :slap:

[IdolEyes787]

My internet bimbos> your internet bimbos.

[mjmacky]

http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x8hzyq_j-cutie-ayako-fujiwara-so-cute_sexy

[mjmacky]

My internet bimbos> your internet bimbos.

My internet bilbos > your internet bimbos


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AGF5ROpjRAU

[IdolEyes787]

Is that suppose to be porn or is she auditioning for a play date?

[mjmacky]

Is that suppose to be porn or is she auditioning for a play date?

I don't know, but when it's muted I don't really mind it. Ask the execs at Idol-TV.

[Biggles]

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I'm no expert but I'm pretty sure that isn't breasticles.

[mjmacky]

ITT

Leonard Nimoy flirted with Idol.

[Biggles]

ITT

Leonard Nimoy flirted with Idol.

Mock not the Nimoy or the Hobbits will seek you out.

[IdolEyes787]

Dildo Baggins.

[megabyteme]

There is less than 10 % enticement in this thread. I have not enjoyed thread.

:( It's like real life but also a cartoon so maybe you'll like it?


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q4E7vOZAdXY&feature=related

Manker asked for pics from my vacation. They were a lot like this with the exception that this video contained attractive people. :(

[ziggyjuarez]

I decided to do some preps before hand.my balls could use a good shave also.

[manker]

I see no pics, jiggy.

I think this could be the thing to bring The back to the board.
I know we always used to joke that you and he were very much in love and used to have sexy-time on msn, but he hasn't seen them, has he :unsure:

[Something Else]

http://static.flabber.net/sites/flabber.nl/files/boobcursor.swf

[Something Else]

The last thyme I posted something like that, I got an infraction. :emo:

[IdolEyes787]

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[manker]

The last thyme I posted something like that, I got an infraction. :emo:
It was worth it, though.
I didn't see the thread the first time around, but just looked at your log (oo-er) and saw what lynx put you on moderation for. It was a quite fantastic menagerie of celebrity porn.

[Something Else]

I can't remember what it was. True story.

[ziggyjuarez]

Dave has seen tons of webcam cyber teim of me.the last time I brought him back some troll hurt his feelings, As he put it.So I don't see him ever returning.

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He's probably still getting his rocks off to them

[manker]

He's probably still getting his rocks off to them
You mean he recorded you. Ffs, I thought more of The than that. Not much more, but slightly more.

[ziggyjuarez]

Best rapper on FSt.

[chalice]

Mary is the best rapper on FST. Fact. Her flo is tight, y'all.

[manker]

Best rapper on FSt.

I'm touched you should think that of me, given I've rarely listened to rap on account of hating it and that I've never tried rapping because it's dangerously close to poetry recital.

Can't you give the award to Bo instead. He covets external validation much more than I :)

[ziggyjuarez]

But her lyrics is mad lame boy.how many times do I have to hear her rhyme about kitchen appliances and menstration?

[ziggyjuarez]

Tard the is the best rapper.you don't even live in a real hood like Leeds.

[manker]

Tard the is the best rapper.you don't even live in a real hood like Leeds.
Did you mean to write 'tard' :lol:

Yeah idgaf if someone is better than you think I am, just don't give me any more awards if you're really that fickle.

[ziggyjuarez]

Youre the?and gepperrankins?

[manker]

:blink:
You don't know.

[ziggyjuarez]

Stop rubbing your helmet to my underage photos Dave.

[ziggyjuarez]

Or stop sending me pictures with splooge all over them.

[Tir_na_nOg]

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[Tir_na_nOg]

:)

[Barbarossa]

Your mom is cute! :w00t:

EDIT: That reply was to the first pic, but quoting is for losers :ermm:

[Tir_na_nOg]

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[manker]

It's not gay if I've got lesbian pornz on in the background :smilie4:

[manker]

Your mom is cute! :w00t:

EDIT: That reply was to the first pic, but quoting is for losers :ermm:

My reply was to jiggy on the last page, stupid 'view first unread' button :dry:

[Barbarossa]

To be fair, neither of us could have expected the underage asian underwear spamblip we just experienced...

[Tir_na_nOg]

''To be fair, neither of us could have expected the underage asian underwear spamblip we just experienced...''

I would reply to that and say something cheesy like ''always expect the unexpected'' but on a thread titled ''Girls Breasts'' you should be ready for this type of thing.... :)

[manker]

To be fair, neither of us could have expected the underage asian underwear spamblip we just experienced...I don't think it's spam if someone likes it. Or something else.

She (http://filesharingtalk.com/threads/448077-Girl-Breasts?p=3675934&viewfull=1#post3675934) was my favourite of the underage trio.

[chalice]

To be fair, the thread is a honey-pot wank-sock for those with post count aspirations, and I'd much prefer tits to 'promises 2b awesome lol 6/10'.

[Barbarossa]

Sorry I'll have to stop you there, I'm currently expecting a topless Claire Danes to appear on a golden chariot made from frozen piss brandishing a dildo and screaming swear words in swahili.

[manker]

Sorry I'll have to stop you there, I'm currently expecting a topless Claire Danes to appear on a golden chariot made from frozen piss brandishing a dildo and screaming swear words in swahili.Get cracking then, lord of the phoatieshop.

[mjmacky]

Mary is the best only rapper on FST. Fact. Her flo is tight, y'all.

The trick to being the best is to be the first and last for awhile. It's been long enough, where's the fucking competition, the haters and the emulators?

[mjmacky]

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Finally, a molestworthy girl appears.

[Barbarossa]

Sorry I got distracted whilst googling Claire Danes. :dabs:

[ziggyjuarez]

F5 for tits

[manker]

Hit this link (http://filesharingtalk.com/login.php?do=logout&logouthash=1337099229-28af706696dd6850ee71006293727e8d2645c896) for tentacle vagina.
Warning NSFW.

[ziggyjuarez]

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[manker]

glag

[IdolEyes787]

http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=b19_1320610532

Faked but :idunno:

[ziggyjuarez]

Sorry, but www.liveleak.com is blocked on this network.
This site was categorized in: Movies, Video sharing, Adult Themes, Lingerie/Bikini

Contact your network administrator


FuuUUUUU!!!!!!!!!:(

[IdolEyes787]

Everything is block on your network.Hopefully at some point the prison will become more tolerant.

[ziggyjuarez]

I created my own prison:(

[megabyteme]

http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=b19_1320610532

Faked but :idunno:

Drift driver is obviously ghey. Might be more real than it looks.

[manker]

Hawt tits :smilie4:
Why u say faked?

[Squeamous]

THEY ARE JUST HANGING BAGS OF MAMMARY TISSUE!!

Carry on.

[manker]

It's that age old internets equation.


Bewb thread + a-cups + period = caps lock.

[ziggyjuarez]

We can simplify everything but that's just depressing.soda is just carbonated water with high fructose syrup, love is only chemical reactions, tits are just hanging bags of tissue ect.

[IdolEyes787]

Hawt tits :smilie4:
Why u say faked?

Maybe the fact that the driver's got a helmet and fireproof suit on and is strapped into a 5 point racing seat-belt while she's wearing nothing but a tight blouse with the seat-belt conveniently down around her waist.
Lucky for her that her tits are great otherwise my manhood would be appalled at her deception.

[ziggyjuarez]

Holy shit YouTube link?

[manker]

Well her tits couldn't have fallen out if she was wearing the seat belt properly or wearing a fire-proof suit :blink:

Think it thro'.

[manker]

Holy shit YouTube link?
Hawt tits drift racing youtube link. (http://filesharingtalk.com/login.php?do=logout&logouthash=1337116946-af0c305087e2a04e7708286d2e2c65bc3666eb97)

[IdolEyes787]

Holy shit YouTube link?


After scouring the internet for this video, sifting through all the stupid edited and censored versions of this, I found the original!

Ladies and Gentlemen, I present the full version of The Girl in The Toyota Supra in all its entirety and boobage. Enjoy!

One more disappointment in an ever expanding list for you to live with.:no:
I'd feel bad if I wasn't sure that you'd only use it to jerk off to.

[IdolEyes787]

THEY ARE JUST HANGING BAGS OF MAMMARY TISSUE!!

Carry on.

But in this case they're such nice hanging bags of mammary tissue.

[Squeamous]

It's that age old internets equation.


Bewb thread + a-cups + period = caps lock.

I've never told you my cup size :snooty:

[manker]

It's that age old internets equation.


Bewb thread + a-cups + period = caps lock.

I've never told you my cup size :snooty:You left your bra in the glove compartment of the car the other day.

Did you do it on purpose so my missus would find it. zomg. will the tricks and machinations of that woman never end :no:

[Squeamous]

But in this case they're such nice hanging bags of mammary tissue.

To tell the truth I don't really know what's going on. I mean, in this thread, not in general :unsure:


You left your bra in the glove compartment of the car the other day.

Did you do it on purpose so my missus would find it. zomg. will the tricks and machinations of that woman never end :no:

Wait'll you find where I left my crotchless policewoman outfit :naughty:

In other news, I just realised I made myself a fried egg sammich with ketchup and 2 fried eggs for supper. I hate you :dry:

[manker]

To tell the truth I don't really know what's going on. I mean, in this thread, not in general :unsure:


You left your bra in the glove compartment of the car the other day.

Did you do it on purpose so my missus would find it. zomg. will the tricks and machinations of that woman never end :no:

Wait'll you find where I left my crotchless policewoman outfit :naughty:

In other news, I just realised I made myself a fried egg sammich with ketchup and 2 fried eggs for supper. I hate you :dry:
I'm just wondering if she'd believe it was mine. Probably :eyebrows:

In other news; tell your subconscious that more than a handful is a waste.
Much like ladies don't really care if men have a big cawk, men aren't bothered if wiminz have sumptuous C cups, delectable Ds or attenuated As :)

[Squeamous]

I'm just wondering if she'd believe it was mine. Probably :eyebrows:

In other news; tell your subconscious that more than a handful is a waste.
Much like ladies don't really care if men have a big cawk, men aren't bothered if wiminz have sumptuous C cups, delectable Ds or attenuated As :)

Ew, I've got a horrible mental image of your aged knackers hanging out the crotch and dangling somewhere between your truncheon and furry handcuffs. There you are you little beauty: :sick:

Pfft, I jest precisely because I don't suffer from poor body image. My tits are my worst physical feature but I haven't got a problem with that. If I wasn't cursed in such a way I would be physically perfect and that would just be awkward. And even then, as the worst physical feature, they still rate pretty highly. Also I love their size. S'all good!

Oh...and....yeah, that thing about cock size not mattering. It kinda does (to me). It's more fun when it's all deformed and ruinous :happy:. Wouldn't be any more than a preference though. All cocks are beautiful!

[manker]

Truncheon :happy:

That is all.

[manker]

Oh wait. We're talking about an actual truncheon. I had completely forgotten about the crotchless uniform thing.
Bother.

I better read the rest of the post, now :dabs:

[Squeamous]

:lulzin-joke/icwhatudidtheresmiley:

[Squeamous]

^for the benefit of Mary. I think I'll make a habit of this!

[manker]

^for the benefit of Mary. I think I'll make a habit of this!
:lol:

She still won't get it.
True fact.

[Squeamous]

:smilie4:

[ziggyjuarez]

I know what you mean.youtube is way too mainstream.look at what theyre doing to dubstep.

[manker]

I know what you mean.youtube is way too mainstream.look at what theyre doing to dubstep.Newp. We were talking about tits.

[ziggyjuarez]

Backtrace*
Stop talking about cock in my breast thread!cocks are fucking gross.It has a big vein and is too thick for its length.

[Artemis]

Backtrace*
Stop talking about cock in my breast thread!cocks are fucking gross.It has a big vein and is too thick for its length.

Speak for yourself stumpy.....

[mjmacky]

:lulzin-joke/icwhatudidtheresmiley:^for the benefit of Mary. I think I'll make a habit of this!

:lol:

She still won't get it.
True fact.

At least she tried to appease me, I guess that's the in-joke for me.

[manker]

Backtrace*
Stop talking about cock in my breast thread!cocks are fucking gross.It has a big vein and is too thick for its length.You'd rather have a short and thin cawk.
Odd.

[manker]

^for the benefit of Mary. I think I'll make a habit of this!

:lol:

She still won't get it.
True fact.

At least she tried to appease me, I guess that's the in-joke for me.From tiny crumbs of comfort, loaves of love are made :smilie4:

[Squeamous]

Backtrace*
Stop talking about cock in my breast thread!cocks are fucking gross.It has a big vein and is too thick for its length.

OMG! :w00t:

Sounds like what you got there is a blooming mushroom. Have you had it valued and insured? They can be very popular with the right collector :smilie4:


From tiny crumbs of comfort, loaves of love are made :smilie4:

I've got a whole patisserie of love for Mary, but he refuses to acknowledge it. I can't help not being a chink :no:

[mjmacky]

I've got a whole patisserie of love for Mary, but he refuses to acknowledge it. I can't help not being a chink :no:

I couldn't tell with the way you hide that Tokyo Chic outfit I bought you all the way in the back of your closet.

[Squeamous]

I've got a whole patisserie of love for Mary, but he refuses to acknowledge it. I can't help not being a chink :no:

I couldn't tell with the way you hide that Tokyo Chic outfit I bought you all the way in the back of your closet.

When you put on the Jimmy Krankie costume I bought you, I'll dress like a retarded hipster. Deal?

[manker]

From tiny crumbs of comfort, loaves of love are made :smilie4:

I've got a whole patisserie of love for Mary, but he refuses to acknowledge it. I can't help not being a chink :no:Did we just stop fixing her or something, it was like almost mission accomplished and then I got slapped in the face with a wet regressive mackerel.

I'm not sure if I want her to be fixed, perhaps that's why I didn't keep my end up.

[ziggyjuarez]

So far only one way older chick has enjoy'd my cock.too bad I did not know girls dont get too sensitive in the genitles after a orgasm like males.

[manker]

> mexicans don't clitoral stimulation

[ziggyjuarez]

I'm Spanish.

[megabyteme]

Backtrace*
Stop talking about cock in my breast thread!cocks are fucking gross.It has a big vein and is too thick for its length.

Veins are actually not big. Unfortunately, you have just revealed that everything else in the area is proportionately small compared to that vein.


So far only one way older chick has enjoy'd my cock.too bad I did not know girls dont get too sensitive in the genitles after a orgasm like males.

Sorry to tell you, ziggy. She was faking it.

:glag:
The good thing is that the female orgasm doesn't matter.

[manker]

I'm Spanish.I thought you were American.
Which is why I said Mexican because America owns Mexico but doesn't own Spain and you look hispanic :smilie4:

[ziggyjuarez]

She told me it was big and thick, already.as if the very thought wasn't supposed to make me hard.
Was this also a lie.

[manker]

Stop talking about cock in my breast thread!cocks are fucking gross.It has a big vein and is too thick for its length.Stop talking about cocks.
> talks about his cock

[ziggyjuarez]

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[manker]

She told me it was big and thick, already.as if the very thought wasn't supposed to make me hard.
Was this also a lie.
Don't worry, mate. mbm is married and has twins that are almost two years old.
He's too nice a guy to cheat so I make that around 32 months since he last got laid. Most of us are in long term relationships (except Squeamous who jumps from one 45 year old to the next with alarming regularity).

If you want some top wanking tips, though, this board is where it's at :smilie4:

[ziggyjuarez]

I'm shooting babies, I'm a pro at it.I call it pro choice.

[ziggyjuarez]

Meaning, No thanks I'm already a professional at self pleasure.

[manker]

Oh.
thought it was a high-end dead babies joke that i was misinterpreting.

[ziggyjuarez]

Do you think if I stop wanking my testosterone will build up and get rid of my girl breasts?

[manker]

I don't reckon it works like that. You need to stop eating chips, nachos and pizza to get rid of your girl breasts.
Exercise wouldn't hurt, particularly push ups and lots of jogging.

It all sounds hard. Why not just keep your shirt on at all times?

[ziggyjuarez]

That just makes them firm.but it does make them sexy.
Either way, Im already in progress.

[Squeamous]

So far only one way older chick has enjoy'd my cock.too bad I did not know girls dont get too sensitive in the genitles after a orgasm like males.

They don't get too sensitive after YOUR orgasm you racist :ermm:


Did we just stop fixing her or something, it was like almost mission accomplished and then I got slapped in the face with a wet regressive mackerel.

I'm not sure if I want her to be fixed, perhaps that's why I didn't keep my end up.

Don't say that Manky, don't you EVER say that. We won't give up on her. It's just that at times of stress the autistic do tend to regress back into themselves. We just need to be patient with him. He'll come back to us when he's ready :happy:



Don't worry, mate. mbm is married and has twins that are almost two years old.
He's too nice a guy to cheat so I make that around 32 months since he last got laid. Most of us are in long term relationships (except Squeamous who jumps from one 45 year old to the next with alarming regularity).

If you want some top wanking tips, though, this board is where it's at :smilie4:

Next one's in his early 20s I think :smilie4:

[brotherdoobie]

Where can I find the wanking tips section?


-doobs

[mjmacky]

I couldn't tell with the way you hide that Tokyo Chic outfit I bought you all the way in the back of your closet.

When you put on the Jimmy Krankie costume I bought you, I'll dress like a retarded hipster. Deal?

Hey, I'm not here to judge what you find attractive, I just only ask to dress within my gender... publicly that is.





I've got a whole patisserie of love for Mary, but he refuses to acknowledge it. I can't help not being a chink :no:I'm not sure if I want her to be fixed, perhaps that's why I didn't keep my end up.

You'll realize later what almost everyone comes to in their own time, you don't fuck with perfection.

[mjmacky]

OK, you can mess with perfection, but that kind of ruins it. Maybe you all like it better that way.

[manker]

Don't worry, mate. mbm is married and has twins that are almost two years old.
He's too nice a guy to cheat so I make that around 32 months since he last got laid. Most of us are in long term relationships (except Squeamous who jumps from one 45 year old to the next with alarming regularity).

If you want some top wanking tips, though, this board is where it's at :smilie4:

Next one's in his early 20s I think :smilie4:Wtf did you do to M&SSTD :o
And also, you'll destroy a mere sapling. I fear for the poor chap, ease him in slowly and don't unleash the full fury of your sexual extras cabinet upon him until at least the fourth date.

[manker]

Where can I find the wanking tips section?


-doobs
You're elbow deep in it, mate.

[manker]

OK, you can mess with perfection, but that kind of ruins it. Maybe you all like it better that way.You're a perfect challenge. That's what you are.

I was wavering a little with the enormity of the task but after a few words of encouragement from your forumular mother, I'm back in the game.
Let's talk about how you see me as a role model and decide whether it's hampering your progress or not.

[mjmacky]

OK, you can mess with perfection, but that kind of ruins it. Maybe you all like it better that way.You're a perfect challenge. That's what you are.

I was wavering a little with the enormity of the task but after a few words of encouragement from your forumular mother, I'm back in the game.
Let's talk about how you see me as a role model and decide whether it's hampering your progress or not.

Listen, grasshopper. I don't want to hear any more of this talk about you buggin' out on me.

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[manker]

Bugging, grasshopper ... I'm sure there's wordplay there but I can't fathom it.
I also don't see how the pic fits :unsure:

[mjmacky]

Bugging, grasshopper ... I'm sure there's wordplay there but I can't fathom it.
I also don't see how the pic fits :unsure:

Why did I resort to using such a lame piece of wordplay? Why? WHY?!

At least that's how it played out in my head. I was essentially replying to myself, carry on.

[manker]

:lol:

Your frankness is refreshing :happy:

[ziggyjuarez]

I was talking about the Refractory period after sex.

[megabyteme]

I was talking about the Refractory period after sex.

Well, go wash it off, and plan things around the calendar next time.

[ziggyjuarez]

I'm gonna show that gash a blast, But not too early this time.

[manker]

Do you like any sports? You mexicans are usually all up in your puntsphere. Think about that. Try to remember all of Chicarito's goals in detail while you're banging away.
If you don't like puntsphere, think of a different sport or, if you don't like sport, think about going down on your gran.

[megabyteme]

think about going down on your gran.

I'm pretty sure the woman he was banging was old enough to be his granny. Imagine how quick he would have lost his goo on the tight 14-year old.

[manker]

think about going down on your gran.

I'm pretty sure the woman he was banging was old enough to be his granny. Imagine how quick he would have lost his goo on the tight 14-year old.That would make sense apart from sir jigalot didn't have his sights set on just any 14 year old, no, this was a trailer park 14 year old.

She's most likely a chain-smoking divorcee with three coffee coloured children.

[manker]

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Trying to stay on topic with quite possibly the best tits of all time.

[ziggyjuarez]

I have my sights on anything willing, Not just underage girls.I've really learned to not prefer preferences.Old, Young whatever.But overall I'm not that interested in real life girls.its not like if I really wanted to put the effort, I couldn't get a girl.I figure I'll run into some once and a while and that'll be that.I have absolutely no interest in getting into a relationship.jailbait or not.

[ziggyjuarez]

Not anymore :(

[megabyteme]

Not anymore :(

And like that, the trailer park's most eligible bachelor is gone...

[ziggyjuarez]

Sorry mbm you could only have me a for 10 minutes then you have to leave or I'm leaving.

[ziggyjuarez]

And no I'm not giving you beer money.

[manker]

Ten minutes? fuck's sake, I wouldn't even have removed my monocle by then.

[Artemis]

....But overall I'm not that interested in real life girls....

Well there is always this: http://www.realdoll.com/ :naughty:

[ziggyjuarez]

Sounds kind of expensive.

[Artemis]

Low maintenance, you just hose it down when your done. :blink:

[ziggyjuarez]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VjJtmcJM-Rw&nomobile=1
Seems legit.

[mjmacky]

112701

Trying to stay on topic with quite possibly the best tits of all time.

Let's just make this a controlled statement and ignore the fact that she's old, Sam is in no way enticing and her tits don't help her case either.

[Artemis]

112701

Trying to stay on topic with quite possibly the best tits of all time.

Let's just make this a controlled statement and ignore the fact that she's old, Sam is in no way enticing and her tits don't help her case either.

Just because you have the sex drive of a tree sloth doesn't mean the rest of us didn't get wood over that pic. :blink:

[mjmacky]

Let's just make this a controlled statement and ignore the fact that she's old, Sam is in no way enticing and her tits don't help her case either.

Just because you have the sex drive of a tree sloth doesn't mean the rest of us didn't get wood over that pic. :blink:

You can do whatever you want with your low standards.

[mjmacky]

I just went on a short campaign to find a better page 3 girl to pin up here, but they're all so fucking boring. The most interesting one I found was the first one. Therefore, I challenge someone to find one page 3 girls that could stir my loins.

112714

[Artemis]

Just because you have the sex drive of a tree sloth doesn't mean the rest of us didn't get wood over that pic. :blink:

You can do whatever you want with your low standards.

Right then, I'll take that under advisement while motorboating the hell out of those norks :naughty:

[mjmacky]

You can do whatever you want with your low standards.

Right then, I'll take that under advisement while motorboating the hell out of those norks :naughty:

That's your screen to slobber on. Good luck with getting rid of all the smudge marks.

[Artemis]

Right then, I'll take that under advisement while motorboating the hell out of those norks :naughty:

That's your screen to slobber on. Good luck with getting rid of all the smudge marks.

Well at least it won't taste salty like manker's did once :blink:

[mjmacky]

Also, to assist with the matter, I'll demonstrate an analogy.

My reaction to Sam's tits is probably equivalent to your reaction to this:

112716

Edit: That is, if all hope is not lost on you.

[Artemis]

Well she'll never get a broken nose from falling over...... but thank you, yet another of those lovely images that I cannot unscrape from the back of my skull. :censored:

[Artemis]

Also, to assist with the matter, I'll demonstrate an analogy.

My reaction to Sam's tits is probably equivalent to your reaction to this:

112716

Edit: That is, if all hope is not lost on you.

I unlike you though have always liked shall we say more fullsome girls, not miss 'I'll never drown' in the spoiler deformed, but nice strapping lassies. In fact my wife went for a specialised bra fitting and came and told me she was an 'F', I said fuck, she hit me, but I was really quite contented.

[ziggyjuarez]

Some nice naturals she got there.Sauce?

[manker]

112701

Trying to stay on topic with quite possibly the best tits of all time.

Let's just make this a controlled statement and ignore the fact that she's old, Sam is in no way enticing and her tits don't help her case either.
You're like the only man alive that doesn't find the 18 year old Sam Fox sexy. The only heterosexual man I mean.

Wait.

[megabyteme]

I just went on a short campaign to find a better page 3 girl to pin up here, but they're all so fucking boring. The most interesting one I found was the first one. Therefore, I challenge someone to find one page 3 girls that could stir my loins.

112714

You lose.

http://www.fanpix.net/gallery/keeley-hazell-pictures.htm

[ziggyjuarez]

Is page3 some kind of natural boob site?

[brotherdoobie]

I need a tit. Right now.

[manker]

I just went on a short campaign to find a better page 3 girl to pin up here, but they're all so fucking boring. The most interesting one I found was the first one. Therefore, I challenge someone to find one page 3 girls that could stir my loins.

112714

You lose.

http://billgoldberg.deviantart.com/art/New-Keeley-Hazel-199758452Fixed ;]

[Squeamous]

Wtf did you do to M&SSTD :o
And also, you'll destroy a mere sapling. I fear for the poor chap, ease him in slowly and don't unleash the full fury of your sexual extras cabinet upon him until at least the fourth date.

M&SSTD is still alive and well and living in S London :wub:

I might need to feed Deep&MeaningfulGuitaristDude for a bit before he's strong enough anyway. Plus he's uber poor.... how do you get something going with someone who has no time 'cos he works so hard and can't even afford to travel to date? I might have to ambush him on his pizza delivery run :fist:

[Squeamous]

You lose.

http://www.fanpix.net/gallery/keeley-hazell-pictures.htm

Keeley Hazell is actually 100% bona fide hot. Sam Fox's nipples are a little on the large side no? :unsure:

[megabyteme]

You lose.

http://billgoldberg.deviantart.com/art/New-Keeley-Hazel-199758452Fixed ;]

What a man does with his rotoscope is entirely up to the individual. Personally, I believe it's wrong. :noes:

[mjmacky]

I just went on a short campaign to find a better page 3 girl to pin up here, but they're all so fucking boring. The most interesting one I found was the first one. Therefore, I challenge someone to find one page 3 girls that could stir my loins.

112714

You lose.

http://www.fanpix.net/gallery/keeley-hazell-pictures.htm

OK, but I find her other shots a lot more sexy than her page 3 shots. Examples below, could be considered NSFW.

Good
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OK
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Great
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Great
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[mjmacky]

You lose.

http://www.fanpix.net/gallery/keeley-hazell-pictures.htm

Keeley Hazell is actually 100% bona fide hot. Sam Fox's nipples are a little on the large side no? :unsure:

See, finally, someone agrees with me. Just because it's a woman doesn't mean I'm gay.

[megabyteme]

You are right in the sense that Page 3 does not bring out the best in them. I can't think of another newspaper that has an original topless "modeling" section, though. It is a feature, and can be a springboard for those who catch enough attention. Kinda like Miss America, or w/e.

[ziggyjuarez]

Reminds me of some nipples that I ran Into years ago.

[ziggyjuarez]

Not my mom's :angry:

[megabyteme]

Not my mom's :angry:

Trailer park babies aren't breast fed, they raised on the last few sips of stale beer. The only time you saw your mamma's tits was when she passed out on the couch or over a chair.

[ziggyjuarez]

I wish!

[Tir_na_nOg]

There's a Keeley Hazell sex tape on the net, if anyones interested. Just watched it it's nothing special, but if your right hand is able to spare 5 minutes look it up.

[Squeamous]

This bored just gets classier by the day!

[manker]

tits or gtfo

[manker]

Wtf did you do to M&SSTD :o
And also, you'll destroy a mere sapling. I fear for the poor chap, ease him in slowly and don't unleash the full fury of your sexual extras cabinet upon him until at least the fourth date.

M&SSTD is still alive and well and living in S London :wub:

I might need to feed Deep&MeaningfulGuitaristDude for a bit before he's strong enough anyway. Plus he's uber poor.... how do you get something going with someone who has no time 'cos he works so hard and can't even afford to travel to date? I might have to ambush him on his pizza delivery run :fist:
I thought you guise were a thing? I liked Rob before you destroyed the very essence of his being with your cervix gymnastics.

This new guy sounds a bit pointless. We're not doing the foursome thing if you bring him :snooty:

[Squeamous]

[QUOTE=Squeamous;3676864]
I thought you guise were a thing? I liked Rob before you destroyed the very essence of his being with your cervix gymnastics.

This new guy sounds a bit pointless. We're not doing the foursome thing if you bring him :snooty:
:smilie4:

We are a thing, but I've sucked nearly all the goodness out of him now and anyway, what if something happened to him? Never put all your eggs in one basket Manky!

[manker]

I thought you guise were a thing? I liked Rob before you destroyed the very essence of his being with your cervix gymnastics.

This new guy sounds a bit pointless. We're not doing the foursome thing if you bring him:snooty:
:smilie4:

We are a thing, but I've sucked nearly all the goodness out of him now and anyway, what if something happened to him? Never put all your eggs in one basket Manky!Have you thought about moving to a kibbutz.

You hippies with your open relationships. Whatever happened to good old fashioned, honest to goodness cheating on your partner :no:

[Squeamous]

[QUOTE=Squeamous;3677024]Have you thought about moving to a kibbutz.

You hippies with your open relationships. Whatever happened to good old fashioned, honest to goodness cheating on your partner :no:

You're so square! :cool:

[ziggyjuarez]

Sorry but, Tits or GTFO!

[mjmacky]

Have you thought about moving to a kibbutz.

You hippies with your open relationships. Whatever happened to good old fashioned, honest to goodness cheating on your partner :no:

That has all the appeal of pretending to use soap in the shower.

[Squeamous]

Sorry but, Tits or GTFO!

There's enough tittage in here already :cool:




That has all the appeal of pretending to use soap in the shower.

The moral of the story, is be honest or you'll end up creating an awful stink :happy:

[manker]

Have you thought about moving to a kibbutz.

You hippies with your open relationships. Whatever happened to good old fashioned, honest to goodness cheating on your partner :no:

You're so square! :cool:It's hip to be square.

And also, I keep fixing your quotes, and then you break them again :fist:

[manker]

That has all the appeal of pretending to use soap in the shower.

The moral of the story is be honest, or you'll end up creating an awful stalker :happy:
Fix'd.

[Squeamous]

It's hip to be square.

And also, I keep fixing your quotes, and then you break them again :fist:

Sorry :mellow:.




[QUOTE=Squeamous;3677176]

The moral of the story is be honest, or you'll end up creating an awful stalker :happy:
Fix'd.

It was honesty that caused it in the first place. If indeed one can 'create' a stalker.

[manker]

:pinch:

I've heard different. I was told that it was all about lies and barefaced lies and shameful shenanigans.
Sometimes I just don't know who to believe :no:

That was a lie. I believe whichever one amuses me the most. Oh, btw. You're going to be brutally murdered in 13 years by a 58 year old man. I'm believing that at the moment because it's possibly the funniest thing I've ever read this week.

[StalkedOne]

The moral of the story is be honest, or you'll end up creating an awful stalker :happy:
Fix'd.

It was honesty that caused it in the first place. If indeed one can 'create' a stalker.

That's an interesting sequence of posts, shame it doesn't bear any resemblence to reality.

Maybe we should look at the reality and compare it, so that we can actually see who has been stalked.

There's this for example.

‘Hey you…..

RejectOfAllah is an ex of mine. I think he was trying to get to me when he asked in the lounge about uploading amateur porn. He knew I would be likely to see it – which is why he became enraged when you moved it before I saw it. The man is one step from me getting out a restraining order ffs. Plus he doesn’t know me very well – he could plaster my noonie onto banners and hang them from London Bridge for all I care – I’ll even autograph them. Just – try not to enrage the beast ok? He can be very unpleasant.’

Which is a PM Squeamous sent to chavis. Telling him all about how I was threatening her with uploading amateur porn she KNEW I didn't have.

Now which one of you is going to tell the board about the PMs I sent to anyone of you about her? None of you? I wonder why that is? It couldn't be because it wasn't me sending PMs about her, could it?

Then we have the now established fact that Squeamous fed manker my real name (and who knows what else) by PM.

Which one of you is going to tell everyone about the real life details of her life, which I fed you by PM? None of you? I wonder why that is? It couldn't be because it wasn't me sending PMs about her, could it?

Come on campers, tell me who has been lying and spewing forth the real life details of the other to people who had no right to have them? Who has been stalking whom?

@ Squeamous,

You mean when you were finally honest about something and exposed the lies you'd spewed forth into my real life to manipulate me for five years? Is that the honestly which you're claiming caused it in the first place?

[Something Else]

Everyone hopes you have an unfortunate kiting accident.

Signed,

-The internets.

[StalkedOne]

Everyone hopes you have an unfortunate kiting accident.

Signed,

-The internets.

I don't play video games.

Signed,

-Dave.

[megabyteme]

Fix'd.

It was honesty that caused it in the first place. If indeed one can 'create' a stalker.

That's an interesting sequence of posts, shame it doesn't bear any resemblence to reality.

Maybe we should look at the reality and compare it, so that we can actually see who has been stalked.

There's this for example.

‘Hey you…..

RejectOfAllah is an ex of mine. I think he was trying to get to me when he asked in the lounge about uploading amateur porn. He knew I would be likely to see it – which is why he became enraged when you moved it before I saw it. The man is one step from me getting out a restraining order ffs. Plus he doesn’t know me very well – he could plaster my noonie onto banners and hang them from London Bridge for all I care – I’ll even autograph them. Just – try not to enrage the beast ok? He can be very unpleasant.’

Which is a PM Squeamous sent to chavis.

Now which one of you is going to tell the board about the PMs I sent to anyone of you about her? None of you? I wonder why that is? It couldn't be because it wasn't me sending PMs about her, could it?

Then we have the now established fact that Squeamous fed manker my real name (and who knows what else) by PM.

Which one of you is going to tell everyone about the real life details of her life, which I fed you by PM? None of you? I wonder why that is? It couldn't be because it wasn't me sending PMs about her, could it?

Come on campers, tell me who has been lying and spewing forth the real life details of the other to people who had no right to have them? Who has been stalking whom?

@ Squeamous,

You mean when you were finally honest about something and exposed the lies you'd spewed forth into my real life to manipulate me for five years? Is that the honestly which you're claiming caused it in the first place?

Let's get the timeline here, StalkerOfSqueams:

You came here after Squeams. i.e. She was an active member here. Having fun. Talking about all sorts of non-fuckhead (you) things.
You showed up and made a HUGE ass of YOURSELF.
Numerous people had already begun to LAUGH AT YOU.
She sent a PM to chalice asking him to NOT get you riled.
You have persistently blamed HER for the problem.

You coming here broke the "truce" of you and her "staying the fuck away from each other".

Stalker.
Creep.
Jokeboi.

[IdolEyes787]

Fix'd.

It was honesty that caused it in the first place. If indeed one can 'create' a stalker.

That's an interesting sequence of posts, shame it doesn't bear any resemblence to reality.

Maybe we should look at the reality and compare it, so that we can actually see who has been stalked.

There's this for example.

‘Hey you…..

RejectOfAllah is an ex of mine. I think he was trying to get to me when he asked in the lounge about uploading amateur porn. He knew I would be likely to see it – which is why he became enraged when you moved it before I saw it. The man is one step from me getting out a restraining order ffs. Plus he doesn’t know me very well – he could plaster my noonie onto banners and hang them from London Bridge for all I care – I’ll even autograph them. Just – try not to enrage the beast ok? He can be very unpleasant.’

Which is a PM Squeamous sent to chavis. Telling him all about how I was threatening her with uploading amateur porn she KNEW I didn't have.

Now which one of you is going to tell the board about the PMs I sent to anyone of you about her? None of you? I wonder why that is? It couldn't be because it wasn't me sending PMs about her, could it?

Then we have the now established fact that Squeamous fed manker my real name (and who knows what else) by PM.

Which one of you is going to tell everyone about the real life details of her life, which I fed you by PM? None of you? I wonder why that is? It couldn't be because it wasn't me sending PMs about her, could it?

Come on campers, tell me who has been lying and spewing forth the real life details of the other to people who had no right to have them? Who has been stalking whom?

@ Squeamous,

You mean when you were finally honest about something and exposed the lies you'd spewed forth into my real life to manipulate me for five years? Is that the honestly which you're claiming caused it in the first place?

Mental illness appears to be a lot like pornography in that you might not be able to precisely define it but you still know it when you see it.

No offense crazy person.

[megabyteme]

Mental illness appears to be a lot like pornography in that you might not be able to precisely define it but you still know it when you see it.

No offense crazy person.

Hello Idol :)

What other option did I have? Other than to hold onto the reality of the facts and not role over (and fuck off) to suit her and her pet mod?

How about not stalking her in the first place. Nothing happened before you showed up. Nothing, Stalkerboi.

[IdolEyes787]

Mental illness appears to be a lot like pornography in that you might not be able to precisely define it but you still know it when you see it.

No offense crazy person.

Hello Idol :)

What other option did I have? Other than to hold onto the reality of the facts and not role over (and fuck off) to suit her and her pet mod?

I totally get the hatred towards women.I recently found out that Olivia Wilde's nipples in The Change Up weren't in fact real but digitally added and seriously I was left both feeling cheated and wanting to kill someone.
The only thing that prevented a possible homicide is that I don't actually know anyone.

[manker]

:lol:

[ziggyjuarez]

I cant masturbate to this shit!

[teflon05]

Sure you can...You're just not trying hard enough.

[chrismiller]

lmao yall funny

[ziggyjuarez]

Sorry, 1,000 post count minimum to get noticed.

[mjmacky]

Sure you can...You're just not trying hard enough.

Would you say the same thing to a person watching gay porn? :thinkingsmiley:

[Squeamous]

:pinch:

I've heard different. I was told that it was all about lies and barefaced lies and shameful shenanigans.
Sometimes I just don't know who to believe :no:

That was a lie. I believe whichever one amuses me the most. Oh, btw. You're going to be brutally murdered in 13 years by a 58 year old man. I'm believing that at the moment because it's possibly the funniest thing I've ever read this week.

Wow, that's pretty exact! I'm assuming there's a sane reason for this timing?

[manker]

:pinch:

I've heard different. I was told that it was all about lies and barefaced lies and shameful shenanigans.
Sometimes I just don't know who to believe :no:

That was a lie. I believe whichever one amuses me the most. Oh, btw. You're going to be brutally murdered in 13 years by a 58 year old man. I'm believing that at the moment because it's possibly the funniest thing I've ever read this week.

Wow, that's pretty exact! I'm assuming there's a sane reason for this timing?Something to do with a 1000 yard stare and civilians not understanding that to give up your life because of a mistake is the honourable thing to do.

So, basically, no. Not at all :happy:

[megabyteme]

In fairness, at 58, the 1000 yard stare is called "cataracts".

[Squeamous]

^ :lol:

[IdolEyes787]

I cant masturbate to this shit!

Things that ziggyjuarez seems to have trouble understanding:
Giving you something to masturbate to is not very high on my list of priorities.

Actually I think as priorities go that one falls somewhere below bathing in sulphuric acid and finding a big rock to beat myself over the head with.

[IdolEyes787]

lmao yall funny

OK lead me through the process here on how "lmao yall funny " ended up being your choice of words.

[ziggyjuarez]

Trouble not understanding or just a non fucker giver, What ever.

[IdolEyes787]

What evar.

[asanfstc]

113962

[manker]

Thanks.
It's about time someone posted some Captain Picard.

[Evelyn]

Thanks.
It's about time someone posted some Captain Picard.

he doesn't have girls breast :D

[manker]

Thanks.
It's about time someone posted some Captain Picard.

he doesn't have girls breast :D
Exactly :naughty:

[ziggyjuarez]

Nice cheese pizza!

[manker]

:smilie4:
Looks like I'm on jiggy's wavelength.

[chalice]

:smilie4:
Looks like I'm on jiggy's wavelength.

Did you think you were posting in 'What Are You Eating Right Now', too?

[IdolEyes787]

Anyone esle concerned that the girl in the last picture might be underage?

[mjmacky]

Anyone esle concerned that the girl in the last picture might be underage?

I thought she was looking kind of old myself.

[IdolEyes787]

I was being serious. I think someone could potentially get into a lot of trouble over something like that.

[manker]

I was being serious. I think someone could potentially get into a lot of trouble over something like that.
Abbywinters.

Top left corner.

[manker]

:smilie4:
Looks like I'm on jiggy's wavelength.

Did you think you were posting in 'What Are You Eating Right Now', too?
That would be a better explanation than the real one - which is that I hang around the same purile websites as the zigster.

[chalice]

I was being serious. I think someone could potentially get into a lot of trouble over something like that.

This is the last time you get to cry wolf. Just think of the paedophiles doing a merry jig at your misplaced concern.

[manker]

I was being serious. I think someone could potentially get into a lot of trouble over something like that.

This is the last time you get to cry wolf. Just think of the paedophiles doing a merry jig at your misplaced concern.:smilie4:

He needn't have worried, although I hadn't noticed the watermark til just then, in my modulating capacity I did check for grass on the pitch, saw what I believe to be evidence of it and deigned everything to be completely above board and let play commence.

In his defence, it's a lot harder to tell in Canadia, and North America in general, as all women tend to completely shave their fannies.

[mjmacky]

I was being serious. I think someone could potentially get into a lot of trouble over something like that.

The way she was looking at the camera smiling was all I needed to ease my concern, no watermarks necessary.

[manker]

See. Americans have a much more fluid sense of acceptability when it comes to naked teenagers.

[Artemis]

See. Americans have a much more fluid sense of acceptability when it comes to naked teenagers.

Depends just where the bible belt landed on them really, how much acceptability they have? :blink:

[manker]

See. Americans have a much more fluid sense of acceptability when it comes to naked teenagers.

Depends just where the bible belt landed on them really, how much acceptability they have? :blink:
Indeed.

For instance, Mary is an ex-christian who doesn't feel obliged to have morals in this area, but wants the kids to appear happy in his fap material just in case there are posthumous repercussions.

[ckrit]

I was being serious. I think someone could potentially get into a lot of trouble over something like that.
Abbywinters.

Top left corner.
I thought she looked more than a little a bit like Evangeline Lilly, at first glance, myself.

I was pretty happy about that :emo:

[manker]

Abbywinters.

Top left corner.
I thought she looked more than a little a bit like Evangeline Lilly, at first glance, myself.

I was pretty happy about that :emo:
She does, at that.
We're thinking of how Ms. Lilly looked in the first series of Lost, however. I saw a recent pic of her and she looked about thirty :dabs:

[IdolEyes787]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LC59MgCkEdU

[mjmacky]

For instance, Mary is an ex-christian who doesn't feel obliged to have morals in this area, but wants the kids to appear happy in his fap material just in case there are posthumous repercussions.

Inaccurate as I've long given up on feeling anything other than compunction post onanism... also post coitus.

[mjmacky]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LC59MgCkEdU

Now you're just copying Ellen Degeneres.

[manker]

For instance, Mary is an ex-christian who doesn't feel obliged to have morals in this area, but wants the kids to appear happy in his fap material just in case there are posthumous repercussions.

Inaccurate as I've long given up on feeling anything other than compunction post onanism... also post coitus.zomg you have sex??
And also, my last would surely fall under the compunction heading.

[mjmacky]

zomg you have sex??

Sure, but it's been awhile since I've had lay that didn't take payment from my soul.

[manker]

Have you tried dressing her up in dungarees and a checked shirt just prior to foreplay and then thinking of Kylie as she was in Neighbours circa 1991 all the way through.

I mean, everyone's done the latter half of that but I think going that extra mile would definitely ease the burden on your soul.

[mjmacky]

Have you tried dressing her up in dungarees and a checked shirt just prior to foreplay and then thinking of Kylie as she was in Neighbours circa 1991 all the way through.

I mean, everyone's done the latter half of that but I think going that extra mile would definitely ease the burden on your soul.

That got way too specific.

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[manker]

I'll be in my bunk.

[mjmacky]

Which one?

The spunk bunk.

[manker]

:eyebrows:

I've only got one.

[Asylum]

OK let's simplify this ... inflate her, date her and re-crate her :lol:

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[mjmacky]

:eyebrows:

I've only got one.

You should really use a chair then.

[manker]

It's metaphorical anyhow.
The thing is I like to imagine I'm in a bunk when I think about Kylie for a prolonged period.

[chalice]

It's metaphorical anyhow.
The thing is I like to imagine I'm in a bunk when I think about Kylie for a prolonged period.

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[Something Else]

:lol:

Thanks for putting that image in my head. :sick:

[manker]

If that black dewd is called 'bunk', then coupled with the quizzical look on his face - it really is a damn decent post.

If it isn't then fuck.

[chalice]

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[Artemis]

That's nearly up there with :earl: in terms of a meme, and we all get to think of manker in his bunk. :naughty:

[mjmacky]

If that black dewd is called 'bunk', then coupled with the quizzical look on his face - it really is a damn decent post.

If it isn't then fuck.

So manker has never really watched The Wire, but he's really into Vampire Diaries & Supernatural?

:eyebrows:


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Lg9OEgarLn4