I think I know what's up with Idol.

[manker]

Could happen :emo:

[Squeamous]

Could happen :emo:

:console:

[mjmacky]

I once knew a guy who could stick the end of his own cawk up his arse.
True Story.

Did he get a bacterial infection, or was that the least of his concerns?I have literally no idea but you don't always get bacterial infections from sticking your cawk inside an arse. At least that's true with female arses.
Maybe you've just discovered the true cause of aids :o

I just thought that the guy sticking his cock up his own ass isn't likely to be one of great hygienic esteem.


It's now time for a mini-rant. I really really get annoyed when AIDS is confused with its causal virus, HIV. You don't contract AIDS, you develop it. Penis bacteria don't give you immune system-wide syndromes.

[Artemis]

It's now time for a mini-rant. I really really get annoyed when AIDS is confused with its causal virus, HIV. You don't contract AIDS, you develop it.........

That's probably where the acquired part of Acquired Immune Deficiency Syndrome comes from innit? :blink:

[mjmacky]

It's now time for a mini-rant. I really really get annoyed when AIDS is confused with its causal virus, HIV. You don't contract AIDS, you develop it.........

That's probably where the acquired part of Acquired Immune Deficiency Syndrome comes from innit? :blink:

That's my point, why does everyone use AIDS in the context of immediate transference?

[Artemis]

That's probably where the acquired part of Acquired Immune Deficiency Syndrome comes from innit? :blink:

That's my point, why does everyone use AIDS in the context of immediate transference?

Thanks for lumping me in with the great unwashed..... I am fully aware of the efficacy of the Human Immunodeficiency Virus. I currently have a lovely influenza virus along with the rest of my family but that can be blamed on the time of year (winter brrrrr.....) rather than the fact that I have had my immune system suppressed by AIDS, nor are there any signs of Kaposi's Sarcoma, nor do I have Diahorrhea and I'm currently not in a coma. :blink:

[mjmacky]

That's my point, why does everyone use AIDS in the context of immediate transference?

Thanks for lumping me in with the great unwashed..... I am fully aware of the efficacy of the Human Immunodeficiency Virus. I currently have a lovely influenza virus along with the rest of my family but that can be blamed on the time of year (winter brrrrr.....) rather than the fact that I have had my immune system suppressed by AIDS, nor are there any signs of Kaposi's Sarcoma, nor do I have Diahorrhea and I'm currently not in a coma. :blink:

Blink is right, what the fuck did you just go on about?

[IdolEyes787]

Seeing how this thread is progressing I'd like to respectfully request that my name be removed from the title.

[Artemis]

Thanks for lumping me in with the great unwashed..... I am fully aware of the efficacy of the Human Immunodeficiency Virus. I currently have a lovely influenza virus along with the rest of my family but that can be blamed on the time of year (winter brrrrr.....) rather than the fact that I have had my immune system suppressed by AIDS, nor are there any signs of Kaposi's Sarcoma, nor do I have Diahorrhea and I'm currently not in a coma. :blink:



Blink is right, what the fuck did you just go on about?

I thought I would use a patented marystyle over the top reply. I will break the paragraph down for you though. I am NOT everyone I do NOT believe that it causes immediate transference: Hence the great unwashed comment followed directly by the comment that I am fully aware of the efficacy of the Human Immunodeficiency Virus.

Then I made a pun that I am currently suffering from a suppressed immune system from a virus (influenza) but that this has nothing to do with the AIDS related immuno-deficiency diseases like Kaposi's Sarcoma which are the ultimate killers of AIDS victims. It's not as much fun when I have to speel it out, would you like your lollipop now?

[Artemis]

Seeing how this thread is progressing I'd like to respectfully request that my name be removed from the title.

You're such a piker. :dabs:

[mjmacky]

Blink is right, what the fuck did you just go on about?

I thought I would use a patented marystyle over the top reply. I will break the paragraph down for you though. I am NOT everyone I do NOT believe that it causes immediate transference: Hence the great unwashed comment followed directly by the comment that I am fully aware of the efficacy of the Human Immunodeficiency Virus.

Then I made a pun that I am currently suffering from a suppressed immune system from a virus (influenza) but that this has nothing to do with the AIDS related immuno-deficiency diseases like Kaposi's Sarcoma which are the ultimate killers of AIDS victims. It's not as much fun when I have to speel it out, would you like your lollipop now?

Stop your bitching, *everyone makes me speel mine out all the time.

*Everyone is you, you are everyone, you are my whole world.

[Artemis]

Fairynuff. :naughty:

[mjmacky]

Seeing how this thread is progressing I'd like to respectfully request that my name be removed from the title.

You can run from it all you want, but autosodomy will follow you.

[manker]

That's probably where the acquired part of Acquired Immune Deficiency Syndrome comes from innit? :blink:

That's my point, why does everyone use AIDS in the context of immediate transference?
You poor, poor people who never saw Brass Eye.
I hope you catch the bad aids :no:

[mjmacky]

You poor, poor people who never saw Brass Eye.
I hope you catch the bad aids :no:

Being that I have no idea what a brass eye is, you're posting just for yourself.

[megabyteme]

You poor, poor people who never saw Brass Eye.
I hope you catch the bad aids :no:

Being that I have no idea what a brass eye is, you're posting just for yourself.

It's a British thing...


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kFNs2mOkKzc

[mjmacky]

Oh an imaginary show.

[manker]

Brass Eye taught me, and many people around my age in the UK, how to appreciate irony and use it to highlight ignorance.
This was before 4chan and even the internets as a ubiquitous influence.

Hence it's exactly what you're talking about with people using AIDS in the context of immediate transference.
Surprisingly enough, mister scientist, you're not the only person to appreciate the contrasting nuances of HIV and AIDS.

[mjmacky]

Surprisingly enough, mister scientist, you're not the only person to appreciate the contrasting nuances of HIV and AIDS.

If I was, I'd probably start a campaign of slow HIV genocide, a la Fuckland style.

[manker]

Surprisingly enough, mister scientist, you're not the only person to appreciate the contrasting nuances of HIV and AIDS.

If I was, I'd probably start a campaign of slow HIV genocide, a la Fuckland style.
Not sure what Fuckland is but your ideas intrigue me.
Who would you target with this HIV genocide.

[mjmacky]

If I was, I'd probably start a campaign of slow HIV genocide, a la Fuckland style.
Not sure what Fuckland is but your ideas intrigue me.
Who would you target with this HIV genocide.

Fuckland is a movie where an Argentinian man plans to take back the Faulkland Islands from the British by impregnating all the women with his Argentine seed, thus populating the entire island with more Argentine genes. It's been awhile, but it was either a documentary or mockumentary. The conflict of the film was the difficulty in getting women to sleep with him, thus why I made the reference.

[Artemis]

Not sure what Fuckland is but your ideas intrigue me.
Who would you target with this HIV genocide.

Fuckland is a movie where an Argentinian man plans to take back the Faulkland Islands from the British by impregnating all the women with his Argentine seed, thus populating the entire island with more Argentine genes. It's been awhile, but it was either a documentary or mockumentary. The conflict of the film was the difficulty in getting women to sleep with him, thus why I made the reference.

You were going so well there macky....... right up to the bit where you spelt Falkland Islands wrong..... a small gaff I know but I wonder how long I would last wandering around here going remember Perl Harbor before I got corrected? :blink:

[manker]

Not sure what Fuckland is but your ideas intrigue me.
Who would you target with this HIV genocide.

Fuckland is a movie where an Argentinian man plans to take back the Faulkland Islands from the British by impregnating all the women with his Argentine seed, thus populating the entire island with more Argentine genes. It's been awhile, but it was either a documentary or mockumentary. Call me mister-jump-to-conclusions but i reckon it would have been the latter.

Anyway, what have you got against the falklands remaining british, racist. People died because for some unfathomable reason a female politician decided we needed that place.
Has to be something to do with ckrit oil or eugenics, one imagines :eyebrows:

[manker]

Fuckland is a movie where an Argentinian man plans to take back the Faulkland Islands from the British by impregnating all the women with his Argentine seed, thus populating the entire island with more Argentine genes. It's been awhile, but it was either a documentary or mockumentary. The conflict of the film was the difficulty in getting women to sleep with him, thus why I made the reference.

You were going so well there, macky ... right up to the bit where you spelt Falkland Islands wrong ... a small gaff, I know, but I wonder how long I would last wandering around here going: "remember Perl Harbor" before I got corrected? :blink:Not long.

[mjmacky]

I was reciting Folkland Islands from the top of my head, otherwise the place has no meaning to me.

[Artemis]

I was reciting Folkland Islands from the top of my head, otherwise the place has no meaning to me.

Aaahhh yes the American world view strikes again. Is ignorance a national sport or something? :blink:

[mjmacky]

I was reciting Folkland Islands from the top of my head, otherwise the place has no meaning to me.

Aaahhh yes the American world view strikes again. Is ignorance a national sport or something? :blink:

I knew they existed, does that not count for anything?

[Artemis]

Aaahhh yes the American world view strikes again. Is ignorance a national sport or something? :blink:

I knew they existed, does that not count for anything?

I just so larf at the merkin 'wars' of the last 40 years or so where they pick on some shit pot little island or country barely able to line up 3 lee enfield rifles, a sopwith camel, and a breech loading 110 pounder cannon, then zap the shit out of them with shock and awe then eiffel tower the fuck out of each other with good job buddy. It's massive overkill on a pack of goatherders that don't stand a prayer, but I notice that that anytime there is a serious threat, there is just dark rumblings and diplomatic papers. America is a bully, where as questionable as the motives were, there was no certain outcome with the British expedition to retake the Falkland Islands after they were invaded by Argentina.
It was done on a shoestring, stretched the resources of the navy to the limit in terms of supply, and could have gone either way. The Argentinians were betting the British wouldn't do anything about it, much like the Japanese hoped the Americans would be so shocked by the loss of the fleet at Pearl Harbour would shock the American public into suing for peace, once again they guessed very wrong.
The British Navy lost alot of ships, there were alot of casualties on both sides, this was far more of a war than your one sided, politically created wars like Panama.

[megabyteme]

Aaahhh yes the American world view strikes again. Is ignorance a national sport or something? :blink:

I knew they existed, does that not count for anything?

It is available here as a college major, or for elective credit. Hobbyists simply do not not know enough to count as participants.

[megabyteme]

I just so larf at the merkin 'wars' of the last 40 years or so where they pick on some shit pot little island or country barely able to line up 3 lee enfield rifles, a sopwith camel, and a breech loading 110 pounder cannon, then zap the shit out of them with shock and awe then eiffel tower the fuck out of each other with good job buddy. It's massive overkill on a pack of goatherders that don't stand a prayer, but I notice that that anytime there is a serious threat, there is just dark rumblings and diplomatic papers. America is a bully,

Sad, but true. :sigh:

[mjmacky]

Sorry Art, but try as you might, I detest the U.S. far more than you do.

[Artemis]

Sorry Art, but try as you might, I detest the U.S. far more than you do.

I don't detest the U.S., I detest it's creepy neo-fascist political system, but the people are lovely, vacant but lovely. :blink:

[ckrit]

I just so larf at the merkin 'wars' of the last 40 years or so where they pick on some shit pot little island or country barely able to line up 3 lee enfield rifles, a sopwith camel, and a breech loading 110 pounder cannon, then zap the shit out of them with shock and awe then eiffel tower the fuck out of each other with good job buddy.
That's not the funniest part.

The funniest part is that they got pwnt to fuckery in the vietnam war, only that doesn't count, because it was just a conflict or whatevs.

Hence, America has never lost a war. And some of them manage to say this with a straight face.

[mjmacky]

but the people are lovely,

They are not


vacant

They are


but lovely.

Not

[Artemis]

I just so larf at the merkin 'wars' of the last 40 years or so where they pick on some shit pot little island or country barely able to line up 3 lee enfield rifles, a sopwith camel, and a breech loading 110 pounder cannon, then zap the shit out of them with shock and awe then eiffel tower the fuck out of each other with good job buddy.
That's not the funniest part.

The funniest part is that they got pwnt to fuckery in the vietnam war, only that doesn't count, because it was just a conflict or whatevs.

Hence, America has never lost a war. And some of them manage to say this with a straight face.

I actually purposely left that one out, because they had lots of other little wars there too, that they didn't mention, in secret, on the side, like the fact that in 11 days in 1970 they dropped more bombs on Cambodia, a country they weren't actually at war at, than they dropped on the whole of Japan in World War 2. They also invaded Thailand and Laos, two other countries they weren't at war with for good measure.

[megabyteme]

That's not the funniest part.

The funniest part is that they got pwnt to fuckery in the vietnam war, only that doesn't count, because it was just a conflict or whatevs.

Hence, America has never lost a war. And some of them manage to say this with a straight face.

I actually purposely left that one out, because they had lots of other little wars there too, that they didn't mention, in secret, on the side, like the fact that in 11 days in 1970 they dropped more bombs on Cambodia, a country they weren't actually at war at, than they dropped on the whole of Japan in World War 2. They also invaded Thailand and Laos, two other countries they weren't at war with for good measure.

I think it's safe to put those in the "win" category, then. :01:

[mjmacky]

I actually purposely left that one out, because they had lots of other little wars there too, that they didn't mention, in secret, on the side, like the fact that in 11 days in 1970 they dropped more bombs on Cambodia, a country they weren't actually at war at, than they dropped on the whole of Japan in World War 2. They also invaded Thailand and Laos, two other countries they weren't at war with for good measure.

I think it's safe to put those in the "win" category, then. :01:

Conquering more Asian booty is a win indeed. What's a buffet without Panang punani?

[Artemis]

I think it's safe to put those in the "win" category, then. :01:

Conquering more Asian booty is a win indeed. What's a buffet without Panang punani?

It's not really a win if you weren't at war with them in the first place? If you extrapolate that out why are you so pissy about Pearl Harbor then? If it is so perfectly reasonable to just rock up unannounced and bomb the shit out of other unsuspecting countries, why bawl when it happens to you?

[mjmacky]

Conquering more Asian booty is a win indeed. What's a buffet without Panang punani?

It's not really a win if you weren't at war with them in the first place? If you extrapolate that out why are you so pissy about Pearl Harbor then? If it is so perfectly reasonable to just rock up unannounced and bomb the shit out of other unsuspecting countries, why bawl when it happens to you?

What? Also, what?

I didn't know you have to be in a war to win anything. If you have a lot pent up frustration from not being selected to participate in "Ask an American", I'm the wrong guy for this line dance. Last I checked, Pearl Harbor was a naval base and I don't see much wrong with one military attacking another military location, especially considering that the U.S. was plenty involved in the conflict beforehand. My general stance is that I do not care for militaries, period.

[Artemis]

It's not really a win if you weren't at war with them in the first place? If you extrapolate that out why are you so pissy about Pearl Harbor then? If it is so perfectly reasonable to just rock up unannounced and bomb the shit out of other unsuspecting countries, why bawl when it happens to you?

What? Also, what?

I didn't know you have to be in a war to win anything. If you have a lot pent up frustration from not being selected to participate in "Ask an American", I'm the wrong guy for this line dance. Last I checked, Pearl Harbor was a naval base and I don't see much wrong with one military attacking another military location, especially considering that the U.S. was plenty involved in the conflict beforehand. My general stance is that I do not care for militaries, period.

Drat....and double drat

And here was me laying out my best baited cheese and all. Well I feel quite ripped off. Personally I have always been amazed that the Americans placed an oil embargo on the one nation in the hemisphere that was equal in military strength to them, forcing them to the brink of economic collapse, and then were appalled when that nation attacked them. It didn't take a psychic to figure that one out, and the Japanese had a habit of doing it, they nailed the Russians exactly the same way in 1904 at Port Arthur.

War has always interested me, more the politics behind the war, than the wars themselves, although some of the gaffs along the way have been truly marvelous too. One of my all time favorites was a little logistical gaff from the crimean war. It involved getting some much needed boots out to the troops, 10,000 boots in fact, they were packed on two ships, 10,000 left boots on one ship, and 10,000 right boots on the other. Take a wild guess what happened next?

[Barbarossa]

I dunno, the ships parted and everyone did the splits? :blink:

[mjmacky]

It involved getting some much needed boots out to the troops, 10,000 boots in fact, they were packed on two ships, 10,000 left boots on one ship, and 10,000 right boots on the other. Take a wild guess what happened next?

They danced kinda funny?

[mjmacky]

Dammit Barb, you're stealing my magic.

[Barbarossa]

War has always interested me, more the politics behind the war, than the wars themselves, although some of the gaffs along the way have been truly marvelous too. One of my all time favorites was a little logistical gaff from the crimean war. It involved getting some much needed boots out to the troops, 10,000 boots in fact, they were packed on two ships, 10,000 left boots on one ship, and 10,000 right boots on the other. Take a wild guess what happened next?

Both ships got raided by 100 angry giant centipedes?

[Artemis]

Well I did say a wild guess....many thanks to the peanut gallery. :shit:

[Barbarossa]

It involved getting some much needed boots out to the troops, 10,000 boots in fact, they were packed on two ships, 10,000 left boots on one ship, and 10,000 right boots on the other. Take a wild guess what happened next?

I assume one ship sank leaving 10,000 soldiers hopping mad ... :drummer:

[Artemis]

It involved getting some much needed boots out to the troops, 10,000 boots in fact, they were packed on two ships, 10,000 left boots on one ship, and 10,000 right boots on the other. Take a wild guess what happened next?

I assume one ship sank leaving 10,000 soldiers hopping mad ... :drummer:

Except for the amputees,obviousment. :naughty:

[mjmacky]

It involved getting some much needed boots out to the troops, 10,000 boots in fact, they were packed on two ships, 10,000 left boots on one ship, and 10,000 right boots on the other. Take a wild guess what happened next?

All the troops were dead when they arrived, and were buried in new boots.

[mjmacky]

It involved getting some much needed boots out to the troops, 10,000 boots in fact, they were packed on two ships, 10,000 left boots on one ship, and 10,000 right boots on the other. Take a wild guess what happened next?

They were all in women's sizes.

[Barbarossa]

It involved getting some much needed boots out to the troops, 10,000 boots in fact, they were packed on two ships, 10,000 left boots on one ship, and 10,000 right boots on the other. Take a wild guess what happened next?

It was ironic because they'd ordered 10,000 spoons? (but really only needed a knife)

[mjmacky]

It involved getting some much needed boots out to the troops, 10,000 boots in fact, they were packed on two ships, 10,000 left boots on one ship, and 10,000 right boots on the other. Take a wild guess what happened next?

They got caught in a thick fog and confused each other for enemy ships. They exchanged cannon fire, but when all the ammo ran out, each began to fire boots at each other. Both having realized the critical yet humorous mix up, decided to unload 50 % of their payload, correcting the original design flaw of their deployment. 9,482 boots populated the waters that day, and the French surrendered.

[Barbarossa]

It involved getting some much needed boots out to the troops, 10,000 boots in fact, they were packed on two ships, 10,000 left boots on one ship, and 10,000 right boots on the other. Take a wild guess what happened next?

They forgot to pack the laces on either boat?

[megabyteme]

Conquering more Asian booty is a win indeed. What's a buffet without Panang punani?

It's not really a win if you weren't at war with them in the first place? If you extrapolate that out why are you so pissy about Pearl Harbor then? If it is so perfectly reasonable to just rock up unannounced and bomb the shit out of other unsuspecting countries, why bawl when it happens to you?

It's simple: the Americans are the ones keeping score. :snooty:

[manker]

Wtf happened to all the Americans who liked being American.

[chalice]

Wtf happened to all the Americans who liked being American.

The Viet Cong blew them up.

[megabyteme]

Wtf happened to all the Americans who liked being American.

They tend to get harshed off the bored.

[manker]

Unswervingly proud Americans are a must at any forum - those slant eyed devil internet harshists have got a lot to answer for.
Let me know if they come back, I'm going to issue a forumular disbansion to them as a people.

[megabyteme]

Unswervingly proud Americans are a must at any forum - those slant eyed devil internet harshists have got a lot to answer for.
Let me know if they come back, I'm going to issue a forumular disbansion to them as a people.

Marker issuing a harsh warning to all harshists.

Manker harshest of the harsh.. :O

[Snee]

Unswervingly proud Americans are a must at any forum - those slant eyed devil internet harshists have got a lot to answer for.
Let me know if they come back, I'm going to issue a forumular disbansion to them as a people.

I think I know how it happened. In the olden days you'd always have someone, like cheebus, or you, or even me, ready to point out any and all flaws of american gun laws, take on religion, environmental politics and so on, and so forth in the drawering room.

Now that we've flogged those dead horses into oblivion, we're all kind of meh about it. So they've got no one to fight.



And without that, they're turning on themselves, much as I imagine the country would if they couldn't pick a fight with someone else.

[Snee]

If we're to preserve any merkins on this here bored we need someone ready to carry the same arguments over and over for eternity, no matter how stupid the arguments.


If only there were someone absolutely mental like that, ready to step in, at least three times a week, twice on saturdays.

Would have to be someone really dense and mental, though. Anyone normal would just bugger off.

[manker]

Unswervingly proud Americans are a must at any forum - those slant eyed devil internet harshists have got a lot to answer for.
Let me know if they come back, I'm going to issue a forumular disbansion to them as a people.

I think I know how it happened. In the olden days you'd always have someone, like cheebus, or you, or even me, ready to point out any and all flaws of american gun laws, take on religion, environmental politics and so on, and so forth in the drawering room.

Now that we've flogged those dead horses into oblivion, we're all kind of meh about it. So they've got no one to fight.



And without that, they're turning on themselves, much as I imagine the country would if they couldn't pick a fight with someone else.You're right.
Once Busy said about having a gun in each of the seven corners of his house and provided everyone with at least seventeen memes which are still used to this very day, I lost interest in the whole 'americans are wrong about everything' deal.

It's not only Dave who would fit your above descriptive, btw.
The would probably still be able to pull it off.

[Artemis]

I think I know how it happened. In the olden days you'd always have someone, like cheebus, or you, or even me, ready to point out any and all flaws of american gun laws, take on religion, environmental politics and so on, and so forth in the drawering room.

Now that we've flogged those dead horses into oblivion, we're all kind of meh about it. So they've got no one to fight.



And without that, they're turning on themselves, much as I imagine the country would if they couldn't pick a fight with someone else.You're right.
Once Busy said about having a gun in each of the seven corners of his house and provided everyone with at least seventeen memes which are still used to this very day, I lost interest in the whole 'americans are wrong about everything' deal.

It's not only Dave who would fit your above descriptive, btw.
The would probably still be able to pull it off.

Maybe we could convince :dave: that Squeamous is actually an American?

[megabyteme]

I'm still pro-gun, if that counts for anything. I don't carry one anymore, but used to have a Heckler & Koch .45 (http://www.hk-usa.com/civilian_products/uspc_general.asp) with me along with a concealed carry permit. I've got a few guns in the house, and feel they are more of a plus than a negative. I have taught my wife how to shoot (perhaps not the best idea I've ever had :fear: ), and we bought a shotgun for her for home defense. She is FAR more comfortable having the ability to defend herself when I'm not home than she would be without. My kids will learn gun safety as soon as they are old/mature enough. I am sure we will be adding a gun safe (a responsible thing to do with kids) soon.

[IdolEyes787]

I am sure we will be adding a gun safe (a responsible thing to do with kids) soon.

One of these thing's is not like the others.One of these things doesn't belong......

[megabyteme]

I am sure we will be adding a gun safe (a responsible thing to do with kids) soon.

One of these thing's is not like the others.One of these things doesn't belong......

Given absolute power, I'd dis-invent guns- as long as I could dis-invent thugs, murderers, and rapists, and anyone else who imposes their will on weaker individuals.

[IdolEyes787]

Also knives,swords,morning stars ,maces,halberds,spears,pointy sticks , large rocks........

[megabyteme]

Also knives,swords,morning stars ,maces,halberds,spears,pointy sticks , large rocks........

That's kinda my point- I'd rather have the option of thwarting an attacker than being at his "kind" nature... The idea of "give 'em whatever they want" is not always an option. some people enjoy harming others.

EDIT- Do you think you could rationally talk :dave: into leaving? We''ve tried for a full year. some people you just have to shoot to get through to...

[chalice]

I've never had a gun in my hand. I'm quite proud of that, and there's very little of me that I can say I'm proud of. True story.

[megabyteme]

I've never had a gun in my hand. I'm quite proud of that, and there's very little of me that I can say I'm proud of. True story.

I don't want to know what parts have held a gun, then. :no:

[Artemis]

I'm still pro-gun, if that counts for anything. I don't carry one anymore, but used to have a Heckler & Koch .45 (http://www.hk-usa.com/civilian_products/uspc_general.asp) with me along with a concealed carry permit. I've got a few guns in the house, and feel they are more of a plus than a negative. I have taught my wife how to shoot (perhaps not the best idea I've ever had :fear: ), and we bought a shotgun for her for home defense. She is FAR more comfortable having the ability to defend herself when I'm not home than she would be without. My kids will learn gun safety as soon as they are old/mature enough. I am sure we will be adding a gun safe (a responsible thing to do with kids) soon.

I still have one unchangeable argument Mr. progun, why is shooting death the second cause of death in america, for instance in 2009 gun death in America from all causes took the lives of 31,347 Americans, that is more than 85 a day or 3 an hour. Nowhere else in the world comes remotely close. There are countries out there with populations in the billions who aren't popping each other off with such efficiency.

But then most countries don't take the meaning of gun ownership to having your own private arsenal. ' I've got a few guns in the house......and bought a shotgun for home defense'. Not the most accurate of weapons after 15 feet and guaranteed to make indiscriminate holes in your home and maybe your kids too, if you wife is panicked but your choice there.
It's this whole me against them mentality and the general fear whipped up by the media in the states, nowhere else in the world do you see the general populace constantly bombarded by constant threats.

Do you know why you need to arm yourselves? 10.5% of the population is homeless, 37 million of them are kept moving by the police like a great fucking herd, another 15% are below the poverty line, they have a choice if they get ill for instance, get medicine or eat? how is that for a choice? That is before you even tackle the drug problem. Now in the U.S. we don't tackle our drug problem with rehabilitation programs which drain the taxpayers, we just lock the degenerates up away from godfearing folks eyes.

[Snee]

I'll just strap a big cannister of mustard gas to my back, and turn the hose on everything in sight when they come for me.

Fuck aiming. It's the only way to make sure.

Naturally, I have a special cupboard for it, with a padlock and everything. It's the responsible thing to do.

[Artemis]

I'll just strap a big cannister of mustard gas to my back, and turn the hose on everything in sight when they come for me.

Fuck aiming. It's the only way to make sure.

Naturally, I have a special cupboard for it, with a padlock and everything. It's the responsible thing to do.

And you've got a shotgun by it to shoot the lock off in an emergency? :blink:

[megabyteme]

:lol:

The kids need some Huggies, so I'm off to rob a convenience store (don't worry, it's not loaded), and will be back in 2 hours.

Seriously, I've got to finish something with a strict deadline in the next 2 hours. Will be back then.


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=54QGl9DTVDw

[chalice]

Just you wait till them long, long, fucking long range magnums hit the shops, Art. Then you're fucked.

[manker]

hmmz
A house with a couple of two year olds crawling around, a woman, an internet addicted student, and unsecured firearms.

[manker]

I wonder if mbm and his unsecured Heckler cock 45 would be any match for Dave and his baseball bat of justice.

[megabyteme]

hmmz
A house with a couple of two year olds crawling around, a woman, an internet addicted student, and unsecured firearms.

Don't forget the pain meds. :D


Alright, now I'm actually going to do my time-sensitive stuffs...

[chalice]

Dave actually came round last night for a loan of my semtex baseball bat. :pinch:

I should've thunk it thoroughly, innit.

[Snee]

I'll just strap a big cannister of mustard gas to my back, and turn the hose on everything in sight when they come for me.

Fuck aiming. It's the only way to make sure.

Naturally, I have a special cupboard for it, with a padlock and everything. It's the responsible thing to do.

And you've got a shotgun by it to shoot the lock off in an emergency? :blink:

I keep explosives handy for just such an event. Naturally.

[Artemis]

And you've got a shotgun by it to shoot the lock off in an emergency? :blink:

I keep explosives handy for just such an event. Naturally.

Some of Chalice' spare semtex? :blink:

[IdolEyes787]

Mechanism of toxicity



The compound readily eliminates a chloride ion by intramolecular nucleophilic substitution to form a cyclic sulfonium ion. This very reactive intermediate tends to permanently alkylate the guanine nucleotide in DNA strands, which prevents cellular division and generally leads directly to programmed cell death or, if cell death is not immediate, the damaged DNA may lead to the development of cancer Sulfur mustard is not very soluble in water but is very soluble in fat, contributing to its rapid absorption into the skin.113985

In the wider sense, compounds with the structural element BCH2CH2X, where X is any leaving group and B is a Lewis base are known as mustards. Such compounds can form cyclic "onium" ions (sulfonium, ammoniums, etc.) that are goodalkylating agents. Examples are bis(2-chloroethyl)ether, the (2-haloethyl)amines (nitrogen mustards), and sulfur sesquimustard, which has two α-chloroethyl thioether groups (ClH2C-CH2-S-) connected by an ethylene (-CH2CH2-) group. These compounds have a similar ability to alkylate DNA, but their physical properties, e.g. melting point, vary.

Mary would probably have an orgasm were he to read this.

[manker]

Pretty sure Mary doesn't like orgasms. She just likes looking at pretty girls.

also, I preferred mbm's c&p about jamie oliver being a spacker.

[mjmacky]

Rather I think Idol was calling out to me due to my absence in this thread, at least that's how I was approaching the excerpt. At first I thought I was reading about an aggressive chemotherapy technique until I saw that it alkylates guanine indiscriminately, then thinking, "what are they trying to do, kill people?". I finally reached the later portion of it and realized it was describing the mechanism by which mustard gas is harmful. Did any of you, any at all, bother to read it? I won't say that it's poorly written, but it could be much improved.

I carry two lethal weapons in my house, my left elbow and my right knee. I've only handled an unloaded handgun once, after my Texan neighbor's friend accidentally fired a round into his floor (instead of through the drywall leading to my bedroom).

[manker]

I finally reached the later portion of it and realized it was describing the mechanism by which mustard gas is harmful. Did any of you, any at all, bother to read it?Didn't have to, I realised that it was a descriptor of the mechanism by which its harmful by the title. It even says toxicity.
I'm surprised it took you til the latter portion of it to glean this information.

You know, what with being a chemistry student and all :]

[megabyteme]

I can see I'm in hostile territory. I label you all terrorists, and will shoot on site. In fact, I fired a warning shot at my monitor. It grazed my son's head, but luckily he's already retarded, so no real damage done.

BTW, Where's skiz when I need him? :fear:

[mjmacky]

You know, what with being a chemistry student and all :]

My eyes are drawn to figures, I don't have to be elitist every time.

[manker]

Skizo is out hunting for deer to shoot and then decapitate.

I've never quite got over seeing that pic.
Not saying it made me go all Idol but just the sheer pointlessness of the head in a bucket.

[manker]

You know, what with being a chemistry student and all :]

My eyes are drawn to figures, I don't have to be elitist every time.That's the beauty of being one of the cognoscenti. You don't have to be, it's an elephant and it's in the room yet your associates don't let it diminish your relationship with them. Not if you do it correctly.

You'll learn this, one day, when you pass your exams and get a job and get promoted to auspiciousness.

[IdolEyes787]

Skizo is out hunting for deer to shoot and then decapitate.

I've never quite got over seeing that pic.
Not saying it made me go all Idol but just the sheer pointlessness of the head in a bucket.

Too many Texans.Too many guns.Too few things that make our eyes light up with child-like wonder at their grace and beauty..

[mjmacky]

You'll learn this, one day, when you pass your exams and get a job and get promoted to auspiciousness.

The mundanity of your presentation made me want to commit suicide.

[mjmacky]

Too few things that make our eyes light up with child-like wonder at their grace and beauty..


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xL9xCWphV8s

[manker]

You'll learn this, one day, when you pass your exams and get a job and get promoted to auspiciousness.

The mundanity of your presentation made me want to commit suicide.
And people say you're hard of getting it.

Nay, said I, nay and thrice nay!

[IdolEyes787]

These are the playlists that I have on my iPod.

Preworkout
Workout
Intervals
Training
Run
Core

:mellow:

[mjmacky]

These are the playlists that I have on my iPod.

Preworkout
Workout
Intervals
Training
Run
Core

:mellow:

I bet Eye of the Tiger is on evert playlist.

[manker]

I'm not sure Idol is a tennis fan.

[IdolEyes787]

I'm not sure Idol is a tennis fan.

Until I noticed the evert typo I was thinking "Fuck manker knows his tennis to give an obscure reference to Jimmy Connors like that "True story.

Also no Eye of the Tiger or Gonna Fly Now or Hearts on Fire or There's No Easy Way Out. I do however occasionally run up the steps to the Philadelphia Museum of Art and jump up and down like an idiot at the top.

[manker]

:blink:
Jimmy Connors reference?

[mjmacky]

Also no Eye of the Tiger or Gonna Fly Now or Hearts on Fire or There's No Easy Way Out. I do however occasionally run up the steps to the Philadelphia Museum of Art and jump up and down like an idiot at the top.

OK, fine. I'll amend it with kurekt spelling this time. I bet Idol has Free Bird on the workout and run playlists, every.

[IdolEyes787]

:blink:
Jimmy Connors reference?


114336



Also no Eye of the Tiger or Gonna Fly Now or Hearts on Fire or There's No Easy Way Out. I do however occasionally run up the steps to the Philadelphia Museum of Art and jump up and down like an idiot at the top.

OK, fine. I'll amend it with kurekt spelling this time. I bet Idol has Free Bird on the workout and run playlists, every.

Nope.For running you need either something with a beat that mimics your cadence or else something insipidly inspirational.



For weight lifting you need something angry and Black.


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GoCOg8ZzUfg

If it's angry ,Black ,vaguely militaristic and they curse a lot then bonus.

In lieu of any of that , drugs obviously.

[manker]

You've made me wish I had heard of that book.

I was similarly impressed with the word 'cadence' for a while. But I've got a feeling it's some ghey cycling term.
I say a feeling; I googled it and noticed that it was a ghey cycling term.

[IdolEyes787]

I say a feeling; I googled it and noticed that it was a ghey cycling term.

Also a ghey military term.


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DEiWXz3BkpA&feature=related

[manker]

I say a feeling; I googled it and noticed that it was a ghey cycling term.

Also a ghey military term.
Yeah. I first heard the term in a Dropkicks track called Cadence to Arms. They play it at the start of their gigs, or at least the ones I've been to. All two of them.
Everyone stands there all quiet like and then go mental at 0.52.


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gT6x6ta7eRE

I just like the word. It looks nice and it sounds nice.

[mjmacky]

Nope.For running you need either something with a beat that mimics your cadence or else something insipidly inspirational.

If it's angry ,Black ,vaguely militaristic and they curse a lot then bonus.

In lieu of any of that , drugs obviously.

I don't understand why you run when you apparently have a bike.

P.S. I'm beginning to think you picked up weightlifting in prison.

[IdolEyes787]

I run because weightlifting alone isn't destructive enough on my knees.

Please think things through before asking me any more stupid questions.

Actually with running you get to buy cool other stuff like this (https://buy.garmin.com/shop/shop.do?cID=142&pID=84374) to throw away your hard earned money on.

[manker]

You need any investment advice on that inheritance.
My rates are high and it isn't even my field. But fuck it, I'll have a go.

[mjmacky]

I run because weightlifting alone isn't destructive enough on my knees.

Please think things through before asking me any more stupid questions.

Actually with running you get to buy cool other stuff like this (https://buy.garmin.com/shop/shop.do?cID=142&pID=84374) to throw away your hard earned money on.

I don't run because I fucked up my left knee twice, once in wrestling and once in when I posted and twisted on my left leg during football (real football, i.e. not American). Also, because it's boring as fuck. I've never incurred an injury during American football, it was also boring as fuck. I've got more stupid questions for you later.

[manker]

I run because weightlifting alone isn't destructive enough on my knees.

Please think things through before asking me any more stupid questions.

Actually with running you get to buy cool other stuff like this (https://buy.garmin.com/shop/shop.do?cID=142&pID=84374) to throw away your hard earned money on.

I don't run because I'm a bit of a tubsterfix'd

[IdolEyes787]

You need any investment advice on that inheritance.
My rates are high and it isn't even my field. But fuck it, I'll have a go.

As long as you leave me enough so I can avoid having to work another day in my life then I'm fine with anything.
Actually leave me enough to live on plus this (http://www.idontlikeyouinthatway.com/2012/05/zhang-ziyi-might-be-a-hooker.html).

[mjmacky]

I don't run because I'm a bit of a tubsterfix'd

Tubsters can run. I can sprint even, probably faster than you or Idol. I was always faster than the black kids, it's the power of the nigh black cock.

[mjmacky]

Actually leave me enough to live on plus this (http://www.idontlikeyouinthatway.com/2012/05/zhang-ziyi-might-be-a-hooker.html).

I can't wait to work for the Chinese government.

[IdolEyes787]

fix'd

Tubsters can run. I can sprint even, probably faster than you or Idol.

Less than 10 yards doesn't count.

[manker]

You need any investment advice on that inheritance.
My rates are high and it isn't even my field. But fuck it, I'll have a go.

As long as you leave me enough so I can avoid having to work another day in my life then I'm fine with anything.
Actually leave me enough to live on plus this (http://www.idontlikeyouinthatway.com/2012/05/zhang-ziyi-might-be-a-hooker.html).hawt :smilie4:

Okay just send me all your money, I'll take out my expenses, buy that chick for a night and direct her to Toronto, divide the remaining money by the number of weeks you have left to live and send you an allowance each week til you're supposed to die.

Ffs. This is easy.
It looks like I was right to be a condescending cawk in each and every correspondence I'm forced to endure with financial advisers.

[mjmacky]

Tubsters can run. I can sprint even, probably faster than you or Idol.

Less than 10 yards doesn't count.

It does if we're less than 10 yards from a refrigerator.

[manker]

Tubsters can run. I can sprint even, probably faster than you or Idol.

Less than 10 yards doesn't count.Either Mary raced a chain gang or the black kids just wanted him to go away quickly and suggested a race.

[mjmacky]

Okay just send me all your money, I'll take out my expenses, buy that chick for a night and direct her to Toronto, divide the remaining money by the number of weeks you have left to live and send you an allowance each week til you're supposed to die.

Ffs. This is easy.
It looks like I was right to be a condescending cawk in each and every correspondence I'm forced to endure with financial advisers.

Alright, now try to do that for about 20 other people without dipping in past agreed values.

[IdolEyes787]

As long as you leave me enough so I can avoid having to work another day in my life then I'm fine with anything.
Actually leave me enough to live on plus this (http://www.idontlikeyouinthatway.com/2012/05/zhang-ziyi-might-be-a-hooker.html).hawt :smilie4:

Okay just send me all your money, I'll take out my expenses, buy that chick for a night and direct her to Toronto, divide the remaining money by the number of weeks you have left to live and send you an allowance each week til you're supposed to die.

Ffs. This is easy.
It looks like I was right to be a condescending cawk in each and every correspondence I'm forced to endure with financial advisers.

OK but can I have the allowance in pirate gold.
Also I've never done this before so am I suppose to tip you?

[mjmacky]

Less than 10 yards doesn't count.Either Mary raced a chain gang or the black kids just wanted him to go away quickly and suggested a race.

I don't know why, but after I got older I started to have urges to race when I'm drunk. There is a story of when we all got wasted at our friend's house say 4 years ago, I started racing their cars, on foot. Miraculously, no one recalled me throwing up that night. I think I won to at least 10 yards in each case.

[IdolEyes787]

Less than 10 yards doesn't count.Either Mary raced a chain gang or the black kids just wanted him to go away quickly and suggested a race.

I imagine Mary treats people in real life the same way he does here and regularly needs to outrun someone.

[mjmacky]

Either Mary raced a chain gang or the black kids just wanted him to go away quickly and suggested a race.

I imagine Mary treats people in real life the same way he does here and regularly needs to outrun chase after someone.

/fixed

[manker]

hawt :smilie4:

Okay just send me all your money, I'll take out my expenses, buy that chick for a night and direct her to Toronto, divide the remaining money by the number of weeks you have left to live and send you an allowance each week til you're supposed to die.

Ffs. This is easy.
It looks like I was right to be a condescending cawk in each and every correspondence I'm forced to endure with financial advisers.

OK but can I have the allowance in pirate gold.
Also I've never done this before so am I suppose to tip you?Nah, I always overcharge everyone just in case they have any Scottish ancestry.

[IdolEyes787]

I imagine Mary treats people in real life the same way he does here and regularly needs to outrun chase after someone as long as going more than 10 yards isn't required..

/fixed

[manker]

Either Mary raced a chain gang or the black kids just wanted him to go away quickly and suggested a race.

I don't know why, but after I got older I started to have urges to race when I'm drunk. There is a story of when we all got wasted at our friend's house say 4 years ago, I started racing their cars, on foot. Miraculously, no one recalled me throwing up that night. I think I won to at least 10 yards in each case.Did you tell them that you are faster than black kids and when they weren't impressed, tell them that you could beat their car or something.

Also, what's it about you and cars when you're pished.
And also; I get arm-wrestle urges when I've had a few babychams. I've beaten at least two forum members and remain fst's undefeated champion :smilie4:

[manker]

Imagine how fat Mary would be if she stopped smoking :o

[IdolEyes787]

I don't know why, but after I got older I started to have urges to race when I'm drunk. There is a story of when we all got wasted at our friend's house say 4 years ago, I started racing their cars, on foot. Miraculously, no one recalled me throwing up that night. I think I won to at least 10 yards in each case.Did you tell them that you are faster than black kids and when they weren't impressed, tell them that you could beat their car or something.

Also, what's it about you and cars when you're pished.
And also; I get arm-wrestle urges when I've had a few babychams. I've beaten at least two forum members and remain fst's undefeated champion :smilie4:

Have you snapped any arms like they were twigs?

[IdolEyes787]

Imagine how fat Mary would be if she stopped smoking :o

No if it's alright with you I'd rather not have that particular image in my mind.

[mjmacky]

Did you tell them that you are faster than black kids and when they weren't impressed, tell them that you could beat their car or something.

Also, what's it about you and cars when you're pished.
And also; I get arm-wrestle urges when I've had a few babychams. I've beaten at least two forum members and remain fst's undefeated champion :smilie4:

Quite possible, it's just one of those things that come out during my transformation. It's also the only time I become a horny guy, since apparently I must let go of all my psychological baggage. So there I am, furiously sprinting and slamming my cock into orifices, that's me when I'm drunk. If you put us together with some of that babycham, you might end up giving me a forceful hand job before you knew what happened.

[mjmacky]

^ new mental image above



Imagine how fat Mary would be if she stopped smoking :o

No if it's alright with you I'd rather not have that particular image in my mind.

[Squeamous]

Brass Eye taught me, and many people around my age in the UK, how to appreciate irony and use it to highlight ignorance.
This was before 4chan and even the internets as a ubiquitous influence.

Hence it's exactly what you're talking about with people using AIDS in the context of immediate transference.
Surprisingly enough, mister scientist, you're not the only person to appreciate the contrasting nuances of HIV and AIDS.

It also taught us it was ok to laugh at AIDS.


Did you tell them that you are faster than black kids and when they weren't impressed, tell them that you could beat their car or something.

Also, what's it about you and cars when you're pished.
And also; I get arm-wrestle urges when I've had a few babychams. I've beaten at least two forum members and remain fst's undefeated champion :smilie4:

I wondered why I hadn't seen Crabgirl and Squeeky around for so long.

[mjmacky]

And also; I get arm-wrestle urges when I've had a few babychams. I've beaten at least two forum members and remain fst's undefeated champion :smilie4:

I wondered why I hadn't seen Crabgirl and Squeeky around for so long.

Rather, I think they were probably 12 year old Romanians. I'm venturing neither of those two wanted to experience the awkwardness of the situation. Ethnicities mixed below to preserve internet anonymity.


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1hA8Y52jVuA

Also, I wouldn't have gotten the point if one of them didn't have "girl" in the name.

[manker]

And also; I get arm-wrestle urges when I've had a few babychams. I've beaten at least two forum members and remain fst's undefeated champion :smilie4:

I wondered why I hadn't seen Crabgirl and Squeeky around for so long.
One of them was Crabgirl :pinch:

The other was the forum poet :smilie4:
:pinch: :pinch:

Skweeky would kick my ass, have you seen the size of her recently :ermm:

[manker]

Did you tell them that you are faster than black kids and when they weren't impressed, tell them that you could beat their car or something.

Also, what's it about you and cars when you're pished.
And also; I get arm-wrestle urges when I've had a few babychams. I've beaten at least two forum members and remain fst's undefeated champion :smilie4:

Quite possibly, it's just one of those things that come out during my transformation. It's also the only time I become a horny guy, since apparently I must let go of all my psychological baggage. So there I am, furiously sprinting and slamming my cock into orifices, that's me when I'm drunk. If you put us together with some of that babycham, you might end up giving me a forceful hand job before you knew what happened.That is quite some imagery :lol:

Why forceful.
My hands have never done anything to make them rough or calloused and I moisturise at night.

Regardless, I don't think it's permitted because it sounds a bit ghey.
I'll have to defer to Snee for adjudication on this matter.

[Squeamous]

Memo to self....drink is Mary's Achilles heel :w00t:





I wondered why I hadn't seen Crabgirl and Squeeky around for so long.
One of them was Crabgirl :pinch:

The other was the forum poet :smilie4:
:pinch: :pinch:

Skweeky would kick my ass, have you seen the size of her recently :ermm:

She is definitely going to kick your ass now.

[mjmacky]

Why forceful.
My hands have never done anything to make them rough or calloused and I moisturise at night.

Forceful in terms of physics, not texture. Much in the same way you remove a newly purchased tent from a cylindrical bag that doesn't exceed 3" in diameter. The result: my dick would be rough and calloused.

[mjmacky]

Memo to self....drink is Mary's Achilles heel :w00t:

Is not that everyone's Achilles heel?























Is not it?

[Squeamous]

Memo to self....drink is Mary's Achilles heel :w00t:

Is not that everyone's Achilles heel?























Is not it?

I never imagined you would have an Achilles heel. In the next few days you should be receiving a box in the post. It will be big enough for you to crawl into, and contain only a self-addressed stamped label and a bottle of Jack Daniels. You will address the box, you will take it to your local post office, then you will consume the Jack Daniels and crawl inside. I have paid for over night shipping, so you will arrive here in just the right state for my dastardly plan to take shape......

[mjmacky]

I never imagined you would have an Achilles heel. In the next few days you should be receiving a box in the post. It will be big enough for you to crawl into, and contain only a self-addressed stamped label and a bottle of Jack Daniels. You will address the box, you will take it to your local post office, then you will consume the Jack Daniels and crawl inside. I have paid for over night shipping, so you will arrive here in just the right state for my dastardly plan to take shape......

Alright Dr. No Means No, there is a slight blemish in the plan. I don't drink hard liquor on account of me being a fussy little bitch about the taste and sensation of it. Maybe substitute a case of > 10 % Belgian Ale, and it could work. However, I hope you like watersports.

[Squeamous]

Alright Dr. No Means No*, there is a slight blemish in the plan. I don't drink hard liquor on account of me being a fussy little bitch about the taste and sensation of it. Maybe substitute a case of > 10 % Belgian Ale, and it could work. However, I hope you like watersports.

I've already thought of that, and accepted that you will arrive soiled. However, once you've seen one bodily fluid you've seen them all.

* :lol:

[Barbarossa]

Memo to self....drink is Mary's Achilles heel :w00t:

Is not that everyone's Achilles heel?

Everyone except Achilles, whose Achilles heel was of course his heel...

[mjmacky]

Is not that everyone's Achilles heel?

Everyone except Achilles, whose Achilles heel was of course his heel...

:lol: w/ tag

[mjmacky]

Alright Dr. No Means No*, there is a slight blemish in the plan. I don't drink hard liquor on account of me being a fussy little bitch about the taste and sensation of it. Maybe substitute a case of > 10 % Belgian Ale, and it could work. However, I hope you like watersports.

I've already thought of that, and accepted that you will arrive soiled. However, once you've seen one bodily fluid you've seen them all.

* :lol:

But have you ever seen it sparkle like narrowly distributed gold nanoparticle solution?

gold nanoparticle solutions tend to be deep red :sick:

[Something Else]

I get arm-wrestle urges when I've had a few babychams. I've beaten at least two forum members and remain fst's undefeated champion :smilie4:

I challenge you to an arm wrestle. Meet on the bridge.



My hands have never done anything to make them rough or calloused and I moisturise at night.

:ghey:

[megabyteme]

I challenge you to an arm wrestle. Meet on the bridge.

Manker will meet you at your house because he's cowardly like that.

[manker]

:lol:

ben, i would do just that but like any undefeated champion, I have a team of advisers who are currently telling me that my unblemished record is dependent on hand picking opponents of a certain genre. Unfortunately lumberjacks aren't within that particular set of values.

I will, however, continue to meet and any all challenges put to me by poetry students or girls :smilie4:

[IdolEyes787]

There once was a man from Wales
Who's attempts to out-muscle me were fails
Try as he might
He was not up to the fight
And now he just sits there and quails.

[mjmacky]

There once was a man from Risca
Who shrieked at the sight of an Arctisca
He started to act pissy
And arm wrestled like a sissy
Now he listens to a band play some Swiss Ska

[manker]

Idol's was passable but Mary's was just horrible.
What possessed you to use Risca as the rhyming word.

[mjmacky]

Idol's was passable but Mary's was just horrible.
What possessed you to use Risca as the rhyming word.

Just for the challenge :smilie4:

[manker]

Try it with 'Orange'.

[megabyteme]

There once was an accountant from Risca
Who modded at a place called FST, uhh
He banned with an iron fist
and posted when pished
Now he resists those who wish to hold his hand...

[mjmacky]

Try it with 'Orange'.

There once was a man from Orange County
He rode manker's bottom like a Mountie
They held hands for a while
For that was his style
Then they cleaned up their spunk with some Bounty

[Squeamous]

But have you ever seen it sparkle like narrowly distributed gold nanoparticle solution?

gold nanoparticle solutions tend to be deep red :sick:

Only when I've had a very serious urinary infection :naughty:


:lol:

ben, i would do just that but like any undefeated champion, I have a team of advisers who are currently telling me that my unblemished record is dependent on hand picking opponents of a certain genre. Unfortunately lumberjacks aren't within that particular set of values.

I will, however, continue to meet and any all challenges put to me by poetry students or girls :smilie4:

I'll meet your challenge. But in the interests of fairness I won't be using my arm, and I don't expect you to either.

[mjmacky]

Only when I've had a very serious urinary infection :naughty:

That is serious, was your urine ever cured?

[manker]

I'm not sure who is flirting with me the hardest but I'm going to circle wank with all of you just to be sure.

[mjmacky]

I'm not sure who is flirting with me the hardest but I'm going to circle wank with all of you just to be sure.

The Mountie always gets his man.

[IdolEyes787]

Imitation is the sincerest form of not having any original ideas of your own.

[mjmacky]

Imitation is the sincerest form of not having any original ideas of your own.

It's called playing HORSE.

[megabyteme]

Imitation is the sincerest form of not having any original ideas of your own.

It's called playing HORSE.

So you are saying the loser has sex with Dave. :fear:

[IdolEyes787]

I'm going to beat this joke into the ground.I bet Art's real good at HORSE.

[mjmacky]

It's called playing HORSE.

So you are saying the loser has sex with Dave. :fear:

Dave won't admit it, but he's keeping a watchful eye on the outcome of this match :balustrade:

[megabyteme]

So you are saying the loser has sex with Dave. :fear:

Dave won't admit it, but he's keeping a watchful eye on the outcome of this match :balustrade:

Dave sees everything that goes on here as he must defend (nonstop) against "false" claims of being a stalker.