funkin'

[th0r]

i know you still read this god forsaken forum after all these years, but i still love you

[mjmacky]

:ghey:

[Disme]

+1 :wub: :lips:

[IdolEyes787]

i know you still read this god forsaken forum after all these years, but i still love you

Ironically FST> th0r.Of course that's not saying much.

[Odin]

:yup:

[mjmacky]

Oh great, a deified Norse political dispute all over again.

[A]

:ghey:

[soulreaper]

Exigo buddies huh? :)

Yea,Funkin is one of the nicest people on this site that I know.

[Funkin']

but i still love you
Aww shux...and you know I feel the same even if you don't come around anymore. Just do what I've done. Don't mind the BT drama and start making fun of people. You'll start to enjoy this site all over again...

And soulreaper, I'll have to send you a fresh pair of my sisters dirty panties for that comment... I'm sure the last pair is starting to lose her funk by now.

Oh yeah, same to Dis. Idol? Well...he just sucks...

[ElitUser]

Both are GAY :sick:
:P:P

[Funkin']

That may be true. But I know for a fact that my penis is bigger than yours. A certain member of your family told me so.

[ElitUser]

OK, maybe your penis is much bigger then me ( my family just say me you have 20inch penis ) but my tiny miny eiki biki penis ( according to your penis size ) can able to penetrate women's vagina much better then yours. Because your huge penis only for men's aienes.

[IdolEyes787]

Oh yeah, same to Dis. Idol? Well...he just sucks...

But in a good way,right?


OK, maybe your penis is much bigger then me ( my family just say me you have 20inch penis ) but my tyni myni eiki biki penis ( according to your penis size ) can able to penetrate women's vagina much better then yours. Because your huge penis only for men's aienes.

Apparently you found a use for that rope.

[Artemis]

Exigo buddies huh? :)

Yea,Funkin is one of the nicest people on this site that I know.

He obviously hasn't gotten round to your mum yet. :blink:

[megabyteme]

OK, maybe your penis is much bigger then me ( my family just say me you have 20inch penis ) but my tiny miny eiki biki penis ( according to your penis size ) can able to penetrate women's vagina much better then yours. Because your huge penis only for men's aienes.

Apparently your penis is not your least enviable body part. :blink:

[Funkin']

OK, maybe your penis is much bigger then me ( my family just say me you have 20inch penis ) but my tiny miny eiki biki penis ( according to your penis size ) can able to penetrate women's vagina much better then yours. Because your huge penis only for men's aienes.
Everything you said is correct.

[Funkin']

But in a good way,right?

Of course.

[megabyteme]

OK, maybe your penis is much bigger then me ( my family just say me you have 20inch penis ) but my tiny miny eiki biki penis ( according to your penis size ) can able to penetrate women's vagina much better then yours. Because your huge penis only for men's aienes.
Everything you said is correct.

If you read his statement again, you can also glean info regarding the size of his aienes. :O

[Disme]

Everything you said is correct.

If you read his statement again, you can also glean info regarding the size of his aienes. :O

One's never to old to learn new words in a foreign language :blink:

[mjmacky]

If you read his statement again, you can also glean info regarding the size of his aienes. :O

One's never to old to learn new words in a foreign language :blink:

Daving is not permitted on the board.

[Quarterquack]

FST is ruined.

Where are all the threads with arguments? Stop getting along. :fist:

[Cabalo]

What has happened on BT? No more drama? Where have the kids gone to ?

[IdolEyes787]

I guess you failed to notice the treacley stuff was posted by fags who don't hang out here.

[Artemis]

What has happened on BT? No more drama? Where have the kids gone to ?

Well there are all the traders that Idol keeps poking with his stick, but it's kind of sad really, like watching a grown man torture retarded children. :idunno:

[A]

What has happened on BT? No more drama? Where have the kids gone to ?

Well there are all the traders that Idol keeps poking with his stick, but it's kind of sad really, like watching a grown man torture retarded children. :idunno:
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[IdolEyes787]

More like


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[A]

So, you are the reason OlegL turned the way he is now. He was such a good kid.

[mjmacky]

but it's kind of sad really, like watching a grown man torture retarded children. :idunno:

Except all of the children became retarded due to a major glue sniffing accident. It puts a whole new spin on things.

[Funkin']

I'm not letting this thread die. Expect a bump from me every week or so.
Queers...

[manker]

This thread needs to be derailed and turned into a more recent version of the 20p thread in which people talk about stuff.

They're the only kind I post in :snooty:

[manker]

You know like if you have a pint glass of squash or coke or whatever and you drink half of it and leave it by your bed overnight, maybe taking a swig out of it before morning if you wake up with a dry mouth or w.e.

Well, you then take a drink out of it the next day and if put your lips against the same part of the glass, it's like ... lumpy or something.
That's dried spit and possibly mucus that has doubled or trebled in size because of all the nasty bacteria breeding within it.

The glass I'm using has no more clear spots for me to put my mouth against while I drink :dabs:

[IdolEyes787]

Speaking of dry mouth.


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OdqLY9357DQ

Never heard of the cinnamon challenge until I saw this but supposedly you can die from it so hopefully I have encouraged people here to attempt it.

[manker]

:eyebrows:

Do you read a post and then scour jewtube to find a vid which you consider follows on from it or do you find a vid and then scour the forum looking for a fresh post which tenuously links to it.

[mjmacky]

:eyebrows:

Do you read a post and then scour jewtube to find a vid which you consider follows on from it or do you find a vid and then scour the forum looking for a fresh post which tenuously links to it.

C. He's seen all youtube videos and read all FST posts, he has 24 monitors, 22 of them dedicated to YT playlists and 2 for FST. He does this all while riding a stationary bike.

[IdolEyes787]

Wrong I have a dedicated staff of Mexicans that scour the internet and bring to my attention anything that they think I might find interesting.
I then post it here basically helter skelter because obviously doing it otherwise would require some effort.

[mjmacky]

Wrong I have a dedicated staff of Mexicans that scour the internet and bring to my attention anything that they think I might find interesting.
I then post it here basically helter skelter because obviously doing it otherwise would require some effort.

So I wasn't wrong about the stationary bike :smilie4:

[IdolEyes787]

The wheels turn so I don't know if that's technically true.

[mjmacky]

The wheels turn so I don't know if that's technically true.

Well that depends, if you brought any closer to the ground, is it possible that you could suddenly slam into the wall?

[IdolEyes787]

I can pedal a fixed gear on rollers with one leg in the dark so probably.

[mjmacky]

I can pedal a fixed gear on rollers with one leg in the dark so probably.

I must be missing something because I'm certain anyone could pedal with their eyes closed.

[IdolEyes787]

I must be missing something...

I totally agree.

[mjmacky]

I must be missing something...

I totally agree.

Is it that your "rollers" are actually the corpses of foster care children?

[IdolEyes787]

Like anyone would trust me with foster care.

[megabyteme]

Like anyone would trust me with foster care.

I've been thinking about dropping my son off on your doorstep dressed in a kitten costume. I know you couldn't refuse a needy feline, and he's already litter box trained.

[mjmacky]

Like anyone would trust me with foster care.

I didn't say they were yours :dry:

[mjmacky]

and he's already litter box trained.

Crystals, gravel or newspaper scraps?

[megabyteme]

and he's already litter box trained.

Crystals, gravel or newspaper scraps?

I meant where he sleeps. There's gravel underneath, though.

[mjmacky]

Crystals, gravel or newspaper scraps?

I meant where he sleeps. There's gravel underneath, though.

Naturally, you don't want it spilling over into your path if you ever need to walk by.

[megabyteme]

I meant where he sleeps. There's gravel underneath, though.

Naturally, you don't want it spilling over into your path if you ever need to walk by.

You sound qualified. Did I mention he comes with a kitteh costume. Heck, I'll even throw in his French Maid, Nazi, and gimp outfits.

[IdolEyes787]

Like anyone would trust me with foster care.

I've been thinking about dropping my son off on your doorstep dressed in a kitten costume. I know you couldn't refuse a needy feline, and he's already litter box trained.

As liquor and preteen Asian's are mjmacky's Achilles heel so you have discovered mine.

[megabyteme]

I've been thinking about dropping my son off on your doorstep dressed in a kitten costume. I know you couldn't refuse a needy feline, and he's already litter box trained.

As liquor and preteen Asian's are mjmacky's Achilles heel so you have discovered mine.

A Down's kid in a cheap costume, who'd have thought? :idunno:

[IdolEyes787]

You apparently.

[megabyteme]

You apparently.

Yeah, I've added a good 12 millenia to my sentence in Hell this morning alone.

[brotherdoobie]

Hey Funkin,

Do you play the bass?

Please, tell me that you play the bass.



-doobs

[megabyteme]

Hey Funkin,

Do you play the bass?

Please, tell me that you play the bass.



-doobs

I imagine he tries to get them in the boat as quickly as he can. :idunno:

[mjmacky]

Naturally, you don't want it spilling over into your path if you ever need to walk by.

You sound qualified. Did I mention he comes with a kitteh costume. Heck, I'll even throw in his French Maid, NaziPeople's Democratic Republic Love You Long Time Uniform, and gimp outfits.

Make the following changes, and I'll amend the binding contract.

[megabyteme]

You sound qualified. Did I mention he comes with a kitteh costume. Heck, I'll even throw in his French Maid, NaziPeople's Democratic Republic Love You Long Time Uniform, and gimp outfits.

Make the following changes, and I'll amend the binding contract.

I passed up the PDR "Love You Jong Time" outfit when it went on closeout, now the eBay price is INSANE. Damn collector's items. :fist: I've got a "Hold the Mao" which is rather dashing in its simplicity.

Don't worry about a contract, with his disability, we'll just tell anyone who asks that he just "wandered off". Stuff happens.

[mjmacky]

Don't worry about a contract, with his disability, we'll just tell anyone who asks that he just "wandered off". Stuff happens.

Actually, I'm a planner. I'm hoping it will help reduce my sentence when the judge determines it.

[mjmacky]

Hold the Mao could also be a kitteh costume.

[megabyteme]

Hold the Mao could also be a kitteh costume.

Took me about 5 seconds, then after a solid blurt ofd laughter, my wife asked, "What...?"

:D

[mjmacky]

Hold the Mao could also be a kitteh costume.

Took me about 5 seconds, then after a solid blurt ofd laughter, my wife asked, "What...?"

:D

Next, you had to explain how you've been spewing bile about your son on the internet, it's the timeout corner for you.

[megabyteme]

Don't worry about a contract, with his disability, we'll just tell anyone who asks that he just "wandered off". Stuff happens.

Actually, I'm a planner. I'm hoping it will help reduce my sentence when the judge determines it.

I believe "finders, keepers" applies to lost Down's kids. Dates back to pre-Civil War days, just never got updated with all the other civil rights gobbledygook.

[megabyteme]

Took me about 5 seconds, then after a solid blurt ofd laughter, my wife asked, "What...?"

:D

Next, you had to explain how you've been spewing bile about your son on the internet, it's the timeout corner for you.

I just changed the story to, "Dave said". :sly:

[Funkin']

http://filesharingtalk.com/threads/449521-Rared-Content-on-Torrent-Sites/page2?p=3681985&viewfull=1#post3681985
Thoughts?

[mjmacky]

I don't see a downside for you if you're the one delivering, just tell her she has to be the one to clean it up.

[IdolEyes787]

"High on drugs and engrossed in a videogame Funkin' once again misinterprets his girlfriend's comments concerning a steaming pile of shit".

[Funkin']

Thanks for the advice macky. And thank you Idol for nothing(as usual). But you always put a smile on my face. And I'm pretty sure she already knows she's the one that is going to have to clean up. She is a woman afterall... I've talked to her since I made that post. I think next time I decide to throw my nut in her I'm going to take the plunge.

[mjmacky]

Thanks for the advice macky. And thank you Idol for nothing(as usual). But you always put a smile on my face. And I'm pretty sure she already knows she's the one that is going to have to clean up. She is a woman afterall... I've talked to her since I made that post. I think next time I decide to throw my nut in her I'm going to take the plunge.

Better to purge before plunge, it might be hard to keep it in while you're porking. Perhaps invite in a third girl so that you can doggy style that one over the scat girl and start dropping your love brownies amidst the sexing. You'll probably love it so much that you will have a hard time achieving an orgasm any other way (besides wanking on the toilet of course).

[Funkin']

Actually, I finally ended up dumping my bitch today. After over seven years I've "let her go". Although I cheated on her multiple times throughout the "relationship" with this other toilet. Forget where's she's from, she's brown but not from Mexico(you know, I don't actually listen when they talk). So some other country where brown people come from... Anyways, she's 21(which is a bit old for me) and has said multiple times before that she's into that nasty stuff. So I'm going to use your advice on this chick instead of my ex. Although I'm definitely not going to purge. I want to drop as foul of stuff as I can onto her... Anyways, what's up with girls being into this sort of stuff? Oh and Idol, thanks for nothing... As usual. EDIT: I apologize for the lack of paragraphs. For some reason this great site is refusing to let me make any.

[mjmacky]

Actually, I finally ended up dumping my bitch today. After over seven years I've "let her go". Although I cheated on her multiple times throughout the "relationship" with this other toilet. Forget where's she's from, she's brown but not from Mexico(you know, I don't actually listen when they talk). So some other country where brown people come from... Anyways, she's 21(which is a bit old for me) and has said multiple times before that she's into that nasty stuff. So I'm going to use your advice on this chick instead of my ex. Although I'm definitely not going to purge. I want to drop as foul of stuff as I can onto her... Anyways, what's up with girls being into this sort of stuff? Oh and Idol, thanks for nothing... As usual. EDIT: I apologize for the lack of paragraphs. For some reason this great site is refusing to let me make any.

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Also, I am confused as to who is who in your story and why you couldn't just use them both in my proposed master plan.

[IdolEyes787]

Actually, I finally ended up dumping my bitch today. After over seven years I've "let her go". Although I cheated on her multiple times throughout the "relationship" with this other toilet. Forget where's she's from, she's brown but not from Mexico(you know, I don't actually listen when they talk). So some other country where brown people come from... Anyways, she's 21(which is a bit old for me) and has said multiple times before that she's into that nasty stuff. So I'm going to use your advice on this chick instead of my ex. Although I'm definitely not going to purge. I want to drop as foul of stuff as I can onto her... Anyways, what's up with girls being into this sort of stuff? Oh and Idol, thanks for nothing... As usual. EDIT: I apologize for the lack of paragraphs. For some reason this great site is refusing to let me make any.
And they say romance is dead.