People on this board need to be more tolerant toward the people who are different

[mjmacky]

I'm 6'2" (ish) and weigh about 13 1/2 stone. I used to weigh 12 1/2 stone...

5'11" 185-188 lbs

[mjmacky]

That blonde chick is hot. Not the gang sign one, the one with the cute nose.
Did you make the sex with any of them?

The middle one is the wife. The blondes are sisters, but no to either of them. I wouldn't fight off the one on the right :smilie4:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eiMdcyL-0TI

[manker]

^ She's even hotter now she's older.

[mjmacky]

:yes:

[manker]

I'm 6'2" (ish) and weigh about 13 1/2 stone. I used to weigh 12 1/2 stone...

5'11" 185-188 lbs
I'm a tiny bit taller but over a stone lighter. If in our duel, the épée was the chosen weapon, I'd come out on top. Same with an officer's sabre.
But if we fought with a Cuirassier's Trooper sword, or indeed two lengths of 2by4, you might have the edge :smilie4:

[mjmacky]

I'm 6'2" (ish) and weigh about 13 1/2 stone. I used to weigh 12 1/2 stone...

5'11" 185-188 lbs
I'm a tiny bit taller but over a stone lighter. If in our duel, the épée was the chosen weapon, I'd come out on top. Same with an officer's sabre.
But if we fought with a Cuirassier's Trooper sword, or indeed two lengths of 2by4, you might have the edge :smilie4:

That's too structured, I'm going to take it to the floor anyway.

[IdolEyes787]

The middle one is the wife. The blondes are sisters, but no to either of them. I wouldn't fight off the one on the right :smilie4:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eiMdcyL-0TI

I like the fact that I can't understand a word that she is saying.Makes justifying not giving a crap to what she actually thinks a lot easier.

[megabyteme]

I'm 6'2" (ish) and weigh about 13 1/2 stone. I used to weigh 12 1/2 stone...

5'11" 185-188 lbs
I'm a tiny bit taller but over a stone lighter. If in our duel, the épée was the chosen weapon, I'd come out on top. Same with an officer's sabre.
But if we fought with a Cuirassier's Trooper sword, or indeed two lengths of 2by4, you might have the edge :smilie4:

I'd see your peépée from across the room, and take it as a threat on my life. 3 shots in the floor, 4 in the walls surrounding, and one to your chest... Victory! :01:

[manker]

I'm a tiny bit taller but over a stone lighter. If in our duel, the épée was the chosen weapon, I'd come out on top. Same with an officer's sabre.
But if we fought with a Cuirassier's Trooper sword, or indeed two lengths of 2by4, you might have the edge :smilie4:That's too structured, I'm going to take it to the floor anyway.
I'd see your peépée from across the room, and take it as a threat on my life. 3 shots in the floor, 4 in the walls surrounding, and one to your chest... Victory! :01:
What have you heathen bar-stewards got against a civilised duel to the death.
Rules. We must have them.

Without them, we're just guerrillas.

[megabyteme]

That's too structured, I'm going to take it to the floor anyway.
I'd see your peépée from across the room, and take it as a threat on my life. 3 shots in the floor, 4 in the walls surrounding, and one to your chest... Victory! :01:
What have you heathen bar-stewards got against a civilised duel to the death.
Rules. We must have them.

Without them, we're just guerrillas.

Civilizations grew much quicker after the invention of gunpowder. For some reason...

[manker]

Well, not thin, but thinner

Pic from that era, which I know, because it's in the same folder

114214114234

[IdolEyes787]

I just learned that I was placed on a global ban list in 2009 because of my affiliation with this site.True story.

Will the cunt you did this please step forward and present himself so that I may challenge his cowardly self to a duel.

[manker]

I just learned that I was placed on a global ban list in 2009 because of my affiliation with this site.True story.

Will the cunt you did this please step forward and present himself so that I may challenge his cowardly self to a duel.
Global ban list from what. Making sense.

[IdolEyes787]

No fuckface I abstained from that voluntarily.

[manker]

So basically you stepped down from being a modulator to get torrent invites.

:o

[IdolEyes787]

Actually I forget why I stepped down.It might have had something to do with being tired of being expected to be nice to people who clearly didn't deserve it .

[Something Else]

I just learned that I was placed on a global ban list in 2009 because of my affiliation with this site.True story.

Will the cunt you did this please step forward and present himself so that I may challenge his cowardly self to a duel.

Oh rly. Do they even have those.

[IdolEyes787]

I believe everything people tell me.

[Something Else]

Well, not thin, but thinner

Pic from that era, which I know, because it's in the same folder

114214

That blonde chick is hot. Not the gang sign one, the one with the cute nose.
Did you make the sex with any of them?

Disagree about the nose.

[IdolEyes787]

I believe everything people tell me.

Also never let the truth get in the way of a joke.

[manker]

That blonde chick is hot. Not the gang sign one, the one with the cute nose.
Did you make the sex with any of them?

Disagree about the nose.She probably disagrees about your face :snooty:

[manker]

Wtf is wrong with her nose, it turns up at the end.
She's no Anna Torv but it's a damn fine nose.

[Something Else]

FFS. She would disagree with my face as it would be wincing at the site of that piglet's snout.

[manker]

FFS. She would disagree with my face as it would be wincing at the site of that piglet's snout.I'm adding you to my list of internets people to take out with me when I'm on the pull.
It's just you and Mary at the moment but I could hardly fail to appear debonair when flanked with wince boi and rain man.

[IdolEyes787]

FFS. She would disagree with my face as it would be wincing at the site of that piglet's snout.

*Too polite to agree.

[Something Else]

FFS. She would disagree with my face as it would be wincing at the site of that piglet's snout.I'm adding you to my list of internets people to take out with me when I'm on the pull.
It's just you and Mary at the moment but I could hardly fail to appear debonair when flanked with wince boi and rain man.

mrs.something else doesn't let me go out on the pull. Sorry.

[Barbarossa]

FFS. She would disagree with my face as it would be wincing at the site of that piglet's snout.I'm adding you to my list of internets people to take out with me when I'm on the pull.
It's just you and Mary at the moment but I could hardly fail to appear debonair when flanked with wince boi and rain man.
wtf, you'd take me with you, shirley!?!?! :blink:

[Barbarossa]

also, rain man :glag:

[manker]

I'm adding you to my list of internets people to take out with me when I'm on the pull.
It's just you and Mary at the moment but I could hardly fail to appear debonair when flanked with wince boi and rain man.
wtf, you'd take me with you, shirley!?!?! :blink:
I'm not sure. The girls would be all; 'well, manker seems quite confident and has extremely good hair but look at barbie there - he's just so nice'.

You'd be the Ian Bell to my KP and sometimes the bellster scores heavily :smilie4:

[megabyteme]

There's this guy, Dave, who started stalking a few of the members here. He got banned for the aforementioned stalking and general cuntery but he's furnished us with several memes of the long lasting variety.

He's become something of a forumular mascot. Completely benign but rather irksome.
Much like a chihuahua.

WOW! Now that's what I call revisionism.

Anyway manker, have you decided which website name you'd like? Do let me know if you have a preference old chap, won't you. Just leave a note on Marys blog and I'll do the rest.

EDIT: I'm willing to consider other suggestions from the ones I've put up, but they must be personal, if you see what I mean. You know so they fit with the theme of personalisation that you introduced into this whole thing.

You wreak of attention-seeking desperation, Dave.

[mjmacky]

is this the confession booth .. i like the idea... but is this it ?i like to confess a bit and you look like a priest ....

You're into robed men now?

[mjmacky]

EDIT: I'm willing to consider other suggestions from the ones I've put up, but they must be personal, if you see what I mean. You know so they fit with the theme of personalisation that you introduced into this whole thing.

I tried to get you to create a hate thread about macky some time ago. I'd be willing to forgive your refusal of that reques if you make a hate site for Mary. If you need a last name, I've long since chosen Wollstonecraft.

[mjmacky]

What have you heathen bar-stewards got against a civilised duel to the death.
Rules. We must have them.

Without them, we're just guerrillas.

Yeah, that's the rant I want to hear while I gorilla press you.

[mjmacky]

I like the fact that I can't understand a word that she is saying.Makes justifying not giving a crap to what she actually thinks a lot easier.

I think it's subtitled, but she's a smart girl, a catch if you will. You weren't meant to listen to her though, she talks about growing up in two countries and pursuing opportunities or something like that.


FFS. She would disagree with my face as it would be wincing at the site of that piglet's snout.

I would say leave Ana alone, but to each his own, racist.

[manker]

What have you heathen bar-stewards got against a civilised duel to the death.
Rules. We must have them.

Without them, we're just guerrillas.

Yeah, that's the rant I want to hear while I gorilla press you.
You make me horny when you highlight my wordplay like that.

[Squeamous]

Wtf! You're all idiots. There can't be any pics of my tits because pics of my tits don't exist remember?

[mjmacky]

Yeah, that's the rant I want to hear while I gorilla press you.
You make me horny when you highlight my wordplay like that.

How much does your plank angle change, 1 degree 15 minutes?

[mjmacky]

Wtf! You're all idiots. There can't be any pics of my tits because pics of my tits don't exist remember?

Look who it is, I guess they forgot to hide those comments in spoilers.

[Squeamous]

You've been torturing me on purpose haven't you? :sadwalk:

[manker]

Wtf! You're all idiots. There can't be any pics of my tits because my tits don't exist remember?fix'd

[manker]

You make me horny when you highlight my wordplay like that.

How much does your plank angle change, 1 degree 15 minutes?hmmz.
I'd say that I go from flaccid to fully erect in less than 20 seconds when something properly stimulates my brianial fuck receptors.
Sorry if I got too technical there.

That's something like 135 degrees. You can do the maths.

[mjmacky]

Wtf! You're all idiots. There can't be any pics of my tits because my tits don't exist remember?fix'd

Weird, that's exactly how I read it the first time. Only upon trying to examine the difference did I realize I had misread her post. So, she already stole the chuckle you were meant to have.

[mjmacky]

You've been torturing me on purpose haven't you? :sadwalk:

I've been hiding everything in spoilers, but not to torture you. It just looks cleaner, and loads faster on a mobile browser. You see, I'm actually being considerate, except towards people who don't know how to use technology. If you're part of the latter, well, it's not my fault (I didn't climb you).

[manker]

fix'd

Weird, that's exactly how I read it the first time. Only upon trying to examine the difference did I realize I had misread her post. So, she already stole the chuckle you were meant to have.I read it the same as you did the first time, too. I re-read it because I thought it wasn't like Squeams to be all emo.
She also occasionally likes to pretend she has bewbs.

[Snee]

Iron Sky, mangs. Get it and watch it.

Bugger this nonsense.

[manker]

stfu, I'm trying to get squeams to prove that she has tits by posting a pic or pics of them

Edit: put inside spoiler tag so she will never know :smilie4:

[mjmacky]

stfu, I'm trying to get squeams to prove that she has tits by posting a pic or pics of them

Edit: put inside spoiler tag so she will never know :smilie4:

I used to have massive pectorals

But since I'm grossly overweight, they probably better qualify for tits than what squeams is carrying.

[Squeamous]

I've been hiding everything in spoilers, but not to torture you. It just looks cleaner, and loads faster on a mobile browser. You see, I'm actually being considerate, except towards people who don't know how to use technology. If you're part of the latter, well, it's not my fault (I didn't climb you).

I don't think I can change the browser on my phone. I've tried it before but I'm not allowed to uninstall it. So up yours fatty!





Weird, that's exactly how I read it the first time. Only upon trying to examine the difference did I realize I had misread her post. So, she already stole the chuckle you were meant to have.I read it the same as you did the first time, too. I re-read it because I thought it wasn't like Squeams to be all emo.
She also occasionally likes to pretend she has bewbs.

Everyone knows I don't, remember? Dave doesn't have any porn of me because I don't have any bewbs. I was rumbled for spewing shit and bile on this ages ago, in my message to Chavis. Then, if you recall, I spewed some some brain poo at you and that was what allowed you to flush Dave out into the open before driving him back into his car :dave: and onto my balustrade like a middle aged daddy long legs in an ecru suit. If I had tits none of this would have happened. Dave would have posted them on the internet, my internet whore business would have tripled in value, and my balustrade would have remained uncluttered by internet spastics.
If only I had tits I wouldn't have to move my balustrade to a secret location where people and their friends who like to abuse such things could never spew there hate filled nasty bile over it. I've only just repainted it, do you have any idea how much a tin of Hammerite costs these days?
So get your facts straight Moderator Manker The Hypocrite. I don't have any tits, I have never had any tits, I don't intend to have any tits, and if you say I do I'm going to drive down to Wales :dave: and take pictures of you from a bush outside your window and post your tits all over the internet. Because you and your friends should have unto you done unto them until you learn that I will never give up photographing your bewbs. Bullies.

[mjmacky]

I don't think I can change the browser on my phone. I've tried it before but I'm not allowed to uninstall it. So up yours fatty!

I can't really 'change' the browser on my phone either, that's why I installed a different one. Dolphin HD, it's tuna safe. I don't know of any recommendations beyond Android.


I don't have any tits, I have never had any tits, I don't intend to have any tits

Not even in your mouth? :(

[megabyteme]

Everyone knows I don't, remember? Dave doesn't have any porn of me because I don't have any bewbs. I was rumbled for spewing shit and bile on this ages ago, in my message to Chavis. Then, if you recall, I spewed some some brain poo at you and that was what allowed you to flush Dave out into the open before driving him back into his car :dave: and onto my balustrade like a middle aged daddy long legs in an ecru suit. If I had tits none of this would have happened. Dave would have posted them on the internet, my internet whore business would have tripled in value, and my balustrade would have remained uncluttered by internet spastics.
If only I had tits I wouldn't have to move my balustrade to a secret location where people and their friends who like to abuse such things could never spew there hate filled nasty bile over it. I've only just repainted it, do you have any idea how much a tin of Hammerite costs these days?
So get your facts straight Moderator Manker The Hypocrite. I don't have any tits, I have never had any tits, I don't intend to have any tits, and if you say I do I'm going to drive down to Wales :dave: and take pictures of you from a bush outside your window and post your tits all over the internet. Because you and your friends should have unto you done unto them until you learn that I will never give up photographing your bewbs. Bullies.

:lol:

Still don't understand how it took you 5 years to recognize mentalist. Most everyone else spots it in a good 5 to 7 words. :unsure:

[manker]

I don't think I can change the browser on my phone. I've tried it before but I'm not allowed to uninstall it. So up yours fatty!





Weird, that's exactly how I read it the first time. Only upon trying to examine the difference did I realize I had misread her post. So, she already stole the chuckle you were meant to have.I read it the same as you did the first time, too. I re-read it because I thought it wasn't like Squeams to be all emo.
She also occasionally likes to pretend she has bewbs.

Everyone knows I don't, remember? Dave doesn't have any porn of me because I don't have any bewbs. I was rumbled for spewing shit and bile on this ages ago, in my message to Chavis. Then, if you recall, I spewed some some brain poo at you and that was what allowed you to flush Dave out into the open before driving him back into his car :dave: and onto my balustrade like a middle aged daddy long legs in an ecru suit. If I had tits none of this would have happened. Dave would have posted them on the internet, my internet whore business would have tripled in value, and my balustrade would have remained uncluttered by internet spastics.
If only I had tits I wouldn't have to move my balustrade to a secret location where people and their friends who like to abuse such things could never spew there hate filled nasty bile over it. I've only just repainted it, do you have any idea how much a tin of Hammerite costs these days?
So get your facts straight Moderator Manker The Hypocrite. I don't have any tits, I have never had any tits, I don't intend to have any tits, and if you say I do I'm going to drive down to Wales :dave: and take pictures of you from a bush outside your window and post your tits all over the internet. Because you and your friends should have unto you done unto them until you learn that I will never give up photographing your bewbs. Bullies.:glag:

You're spookily good at this parody. it's almost like the whole five years was a case-study culminating in ripping the pish out of the subject on the internets as its eventual goal.

...


zOmfG.

[Squeamous]

I can't really 'change' the browser on my phone either, that's why I installed a different one. Dolphin HD, it's tuna safe. I don't know of any recommendations beyond Android.


I don't have any tits, I have never had any tits, I don't intend to have any tits

Not even in your mouth? :(

Maybe. I estimate I've lived less than half the time I will, so just because I haven't done yet doesn't mean I won't one day.
I don't think I can really be bothered to go to all the effort of finding out how to add a different browser just so I can see your spoiler pish.





:lol:

Still don't understand how it took you 5 years to recognize mentalist. Most everyone else spots it in a good 5 to 7 words. :unsure:

I always recognised it, but it was always related to other people and was infrequent enough to allow me to time to recharge batteries between bouts of mentalism. There's very little I can do when I've had enough of people though, my mind takes over and the shutters come down. At that point they just cease to exist, and so does any influence they have in my life. It's the flipside of having almost infinite patience. Yin and yang and all that. I don't do grey areas.



:glag:

You're spookily good at this parody. it's almost like the whole five years was a case-study culminating in ripping the pish out of the subject on the internets at its culmination

...


zOmfG.

:eyebrows:

[megabyteme]

I always recognised it, but it was always related to other people and was infrequent enough to allow me to time to recharge batteries between bouts of mentalism. There's very little I can do when I've had enough of people though, my mind takes over and the shutters come down. At that point they just cease to exist, and so does any influence they have in my life. It's the flipside of having almost infinite patience. Yin and yang and all that. I don't do grey areas.

It seems he balanced on both edges of yin and yang. I half expected that you broke it off with him after the first meeting, but he just refused to "[GO] THE FUCK AWAY". :idunno:

[megabyteme]

You're spookily good at this parody. it's almost like the whole five years was a case-study culminating in ripping the pish out of the subject on the internets as its eventual goal.


As I keep saying, that's exactly what it was.

Wow, Dave, I haven't seen this much cleverness out of you since the whole m/wanker name thingy. :rolleyes:

[mjmacky]

Not even in your mouth? :(

Maybe. I estimate I've lived less than half the time I will, so just because I haven't done yet doesn't mean I won't one day.

Well, time's a wasting, and old saggy tits are never in, even when they're being vacuumed by someone's mouth sucker. The previous assumption was made because the older you get, the more awkward it will be to start suckling at the taut perky nips of a 20-something.

[mjmacky]

I do wonder how many posts FST would get if you didn't all have me and my personal real life to keep posting about? So you see I can't go away, for the sake of the bored.

I could get along fine without you, but I'm not going to pass up on a joke walking stalking around freely waiting to be claimed.

[megabyteme]

I do wonder how many posts FST would fst if you didn't all have me and my personal real life to keep posting about? So you see I can't go away, for the sake of the bored.

You are like the extra can of water that gets added to soup, Dave. You don't really add anything, but you keep the soup from being too rich. Thanks for that, I guess... :mellow:

[Squeamous]

It seems he balanced on both edges of yin and yang. I half expected that you broke it off with him after the first meeting, but he just refused to "[GO] THE FUCK AWAY". :idunno:

I find interesting people interesting I guess :idunno:




Well, time's a wasting, and old saggy tits are never in, even when they're being vacuumed by someone's mouth sucker. The previous assumption was made because the older you get, the more awkward it will be to start suckling at the taut perky nips of a 20-something.

I've got a way to go before I need to start worrying about that. I still get asked for ID, so there's no reason I shouldn't be able to ensnare pretty young women for many years yet :happy:

[mjmacky]

I find interesting people interesting I guess :idunno:

I find face ripper monkey and face eating man interesting, but I'd prefer to see them interesting together behind a thick glass panel.

[Squeamous]

I find interesting people interesting I guess :idunno:

I find face ripper monkey and face eating man interesting, but I'd prefer to see them interesting together behind a thick glass panel.

It's a good point, well presented.

[mjmacky]

I find face ripper monkey and face eating man interesting, but I'd prefer to see them interesting together behind a thick glass panel.

It's a good point, well presented.

Well conceived, poorly presented :emo:

edit: the emo was there to clarify that I'm referring to my post, this clarification brought to you by derp derp

[Squeamous]

It's a good point, well presented.

Well conceived, poorly presented :emo:

edit: the emo was there to clarify that I'm referring to my post, this clarification brought to you by derp derp

I could tell. I'm not autistic :happy:

[megabyteme]

I'm not autistic :happy:

That's too bad, Squeams the Autistic Mouse Killer kinda works. :D

[mjmacky]

Well conceived, poorly presented :emo:

edit: the emo was there to clarify that I'm referring to my post, this clarification brought to you by derp derp

I could tell. I'm not autistic :happy:

Well you never know with me, could have gone both ways since I don't know how to appropriately use smilies. :sorcerer:

[Funkin']

but you, folks, made me feel angry
Who are "you folks"? Black people? In that case I can see how they would make you angry.

And just incase you weren't talking about them but instead the majority of FST, just know that I've shown you nothing but love throughout the years. I'm probably your only fan...

[manker]

Oleg doesn't like black people :o
Typical Russian.

[megabyteme]

but you, folks, made me feel angry
Who are "you folks"? Black people? In that case I can see how they would make you angry.

And just incase you weren't talking about them but instead the majority of FST, just know that I've shown you nothing but love throughout the years. I'm probably your only fan...

:ghey:


but you, folks, made me feel angry

Don't condescend me you, big city slicker. :angry:

[megabyteme]

Oleg doesn't like black people :o
Typical Russian.

I think Oleg just declared that race war he's always been on about. :fear:

[manker]

Blacks against Russians :01:

Fuck's sake. That would be a fantastic war, imagine the subsequent books and films.

It would start off that the Soviets held an advantage by being centralised and having a thinly spread network of spies and ex-pats. They'd completely obliterate Africa (except for the good parts like Egypt and S. Africa). They'd think the war was over but this act would incense conscionable black people everywhere. The USA's army would split off into fragments with the black only part, led by Colin Powell and endorsed by Obama himself would seek revenge and mobilise the German and French blacks into an offensive on the Russian's western border.

The Vietnamese would decide that they were black and rally the Indonesians and Pacific Islanders and lauch a suicidal attack in an effort to split the Russian defence into two fronts. The oriental 'blacks' would get crushed but this effort would enable the main body of US blacks to infiltrate central Russia through Pakistan and crush the Western body of Russian troops in a pincer movement facilitated by the beleaguered German and French soldiers.

The British black people would then join the war and pwn what was left of the Soviet resistance and take credit for everything.

I'd be there the whole time, watching BBCNews24 with a gigantic erection until its climactic conclusion where you'd see the timeless image of a Jamaican gunner in Red Square using a Russian soldier's helmet as a make-shift bong while the red, white and blue of the Russian flag was slowly lowered in the background.

[megabyteme]

Blacks against Russians :01:

Fuck's sake. That would be a fantastic war, imagine the subsequent books and films.

It would start off that the Soviets held an advantage by being centralised and having a thinly spread network of spies and ex-pats. They'd completely obliterate Africa (except for the good parts like Egypt and S. Africa). They'd think the war was over but this act would incense conscionable black people everywhere. The USA's army would split off into fragments with the black only part, led by Colin Powell and endorsed by Obama himself would seek revenge and mobilise the German and French blacks into an offensive on the Russian's western border.

The Vietnamese would decide that they were black and rally the Indonesians and Pacific Islanders and lauch a suicidal attack in an effort to split the Russian defence into two fronts. The oriental 'blacks' would get crushed but this effort would enable the main body of US blacks to infiltrate central Russia through Pakistan and crush the Western body of Russian troops in a pincer movement facilitated by the beleaguered German and French soldiers.

The British black people would then join the war and pwn what was left of the Soviet resistance and take credit for everything.

I'd be there the whole time, watching BBCNews24 with a gigantic erection until its climactic conclusion where you'd see the timeless image of a Jamaican gunner using a Russian soldier's helmet as a make-shift bong while the red, white and blue of the Russian flag was slowly lowered in the background.

OhEmGee! That would be freaking AWESOME!!! The whole time this was taking place, nothing would get disrupted as none on either side have jobs.

[IdolEyes787]

I see Guy Pierce in the role of Colin Powell and Jack Black as the President.

[manker]

I see Guy Pierce in the role of Colin Powell and Jack Black as the President.Because there wouldn't be many blacks actors left alive in the aftermath, rite?

I see the Irish taking over vodka production and Chechnya accidentally nuking themselves in the face during their excitement.

[chalice]

:emo:

[IdolEyes787]

I see the Irish taking over vodka production and Chechnya accidentally nuking themselves in the face during their excitement.

Who would run Ireland then?
No wait the English already have that covered.

[chalice]

:emo:

[megabyteme]

I see Guy Pierce in the role of Colin Powell and Jack Black as the President.

Idol has already jumped straight to the mini-series version. We are talking real-life, hardened individuals on both sides who have spent several generations making due with what they could steal or make in prison systems.

Oleg, what have you done?!!!

[manker]

Ireland and Wales were appalled to discover just how many black people there are in the world and hunkered down around their computers and posted pish on the internets 'til it was over.

[IdolEyes787]

Idol has already jumped straight to the mini-series version. We are talking real-life, hardened individuals on both sides who have spent several generations making due with what they could steal or make in prison systems.



No in the miniseries the producers would demand people with high Q scores so Mark Harmon and Jim Parsons .

[megabyteme]

David Duchovney is smart, he could be a vice-pres who once wrote for Rolling Stone, and gets a lot of sex.

EDIT- didn't actually know there was a Q-score thing. However, I still submit DD for the role. He's got that "something" audiences like, and would make a good whoever we have as vp.

[IdolEyes787]

It would have to be on HBO or Starz then.

[megabyteme]

It would have to be on HBO or Starz then.

HBO does a good job. Prominent display of a dwarf could also bring in fringe viewers. Come to think of it, Peter Dinklage would freakin' ROCK as Putin.

EDIT- Proof positive...

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[manker]

Idol has already jumped straight to the mini-series version. We are talking real-life, hardened individuals on both sides who have spent several generations making due with what they could steal or make in prison systems.



No in the miniseries the producers would demand people with high Q scores so Mark Harmon and Jim Parsons .You're not going to get the mini-series or a Hollywood film or even a tv movie for years. It's going to be all books.
The remaining black actors will conscientiously refuse to take part and there are only so many holes Jon Hamm can fill.

Black authors will also conscientiously refuse to write about it but, like, how many black authors do you know.

[IdolEyes787]

Bill Cosby.

[megabyteme]

A Google search gave me the predictive "What are you talking about, Willis?" as a result upon typing, "black au..."

There was an advertisement for Oprah, so maybe she could get someone to write it. :idunno:

[junglebook]

No chancee. Its war ive heard specially with the intelligent staff. Youll get grief all sorts. This is my new accs because i kept getting arguements with there inconsistent downgrading insults to a mental health patient which whos medication keeps him calm. But Theres a spark there and it not does want to be sparked. Yeh go ahead spark it at will dont forget to defuse the bomb at the end cos dont play games like that. Im gonna try behave and ignore any malicious posts towards me unless they are justified then by all means shoot me down.Quit treating me like a mug. irl. tuts.

[megabyteme]

No chancee. Its war ive heard specially with the intelligent staff. Youll get grief all sorts. This is my new accs because i kept getting arguements with there inconsistent downgrading insults to a mental health patient which whos medication keeps him calm. But Theres a spark there and it not does want to be sparked. Yeh go ahead spark it at will dont forget to defuse the bomb at the end cos dont play games like that. Im gonna try behave and ignore any malicious posts towards me unless they are justified then by all means shoot me down.Quit treating me like a mug. irl. tuts.114483

[mjmacky]

I prefer white russians over black russians myself.

[megabyteme]

I don't mean to cause trouble, but shouldn't Oleg be banned for inciting/declaring a race war? That's gotta be in the rules somewhere. :idunno:

[Squeamous]

OhEmGee! That would be freaking AWESOME!!! The whole time this was taking place, nothing would get disrupted as none on either side have jobs.

Rofflemayo!

[Squeamous]

No chancee. Its war ive heard specially with the intelligent staff. Youll get grief all sorts. This is my new accs because i kept getting arguements with there inconsistent downgrading insults to a mental health patient which whos medication keeps him calm. But Theres a spark there and it not does want to be sparked. Yeh go ahead spark it at will dont forget to defuse the bomb at the end cos dont play games like that. Im gonna try behave and ignore any malicious posts towards me unless they are justified then by all means shoot me down.Quit treating me like a mug. irl. tuts.
This is the worst impression of :dave: I've ever heard.

[manker]

Alternatively, It's the best impression of what I imagine Dave will be like in 6-12 months that the internets has ever produced.
Crazy only manifests more deeply if encouraged or left unfettered.

[Squeamous]

Alternatively, It's the best impression of what I imagine Dave will be like in 6-12 months that the internets has ever produced.
Crazy only manifests more deeply if encouraged or left unfettered.
The internet is starting to make us what we are. Civilisation will eat itself :no:

[manker]

Alternatively, It's the best impression of what I imagine Dave will be like in 6-12 months that the internets has ever produced.
Crazy only manifests more deeply if encouraged or left unfettered.
The internet is starting to make us what we are. Civilisation will eat itself :no:I think it'll be okay as long as we never admit to finding dead baby jokes funny when someone is looking us straight in the eye.

[mjmacky]

The internet is starting to make us what we are. Civilisation will eat itself :no:I think it'll be okay as long as we never admit to finding dead baby jokes funny when someone is looking us straight in the eye.

This is why I need to move to the internet.

[manker]

I think it'll be okay as long as we never admit to finding dead baby jokes funny when someone is looking us straight in the eye.

This is why I need to move to the internet.It's absolutely fine.
You get a pass because of the autism brain-aids :)

[mjmacky]

This is why I need to move to the internet.It's absolutely fine.
You get a pass because of the autism brain-aids :)

So civilization is not consuming me not because of sympathy, but in fear of catching autistic cerebral AIDS? How is that fine?

[manker]

It's absolutely fine.
You get a pass because of the autism brain-aids :)

So civilization is not consuming me not because of sympathy, but in fear of catching autistic cerebral AIDS? How is that fine?Sympathy would be the reason.
We know that we can't catch mong, you silly goose.

[mjmacky]

So civilization is not consuming me not because of sympathy, but in fear of catching autistic cerebral AIDS? How is that fine?Sympathy would be the reason.
We know that we can't catch mong, you silly goose.

But you're forgetting the ever infectious AIDS!

[manker]

Sympathy would be the reason.
We know that we can't catch mong, you silly goose.

But you're forgetting the ever infectious AIDS!
Brain aids is the good aids. You can't catch that.
Jebus, will you never watch Brass Eye.

[mjmacky]

Brain aids is the good aids. You can't catch that.
Jebus, will you never watch Brass Eye.

What would be the point? You're making up rules as you go :(

[manker]

Brain aids is the good aids. You can't catch that.
Jebus, will you never watch Brass Eye.

What would be the point? You're making up rules as you go :(:sly:

I prefer to call it extrapolation.

[mjmacky]

I prefer to call it extrapolation.

First, you need a trend of free will.

[manker]

:eyebrows:

[mjmacky]

:eyebrows::eyebrows::eyebrows::eyebrows::eyebrows::eyebrows::eyebrows::eyebrows::eyebrows::eyebrows::eyebrows::eyebrows::eyebrows::eyebrows::eyebrows::eyebrows::eyebrows::eyebrows::eyebrows::eyebrows::eyebrows::eyebrows::eyebrows::eyebrows::eyebrows::eyebrows::eyebrows::eyebrows::eyebrows::eyebrows::eyebrows:

[manker]

Once someone directs a smiley at you, I swear your avatar loses the haughty demeanour and actually looks a little lost and confused.

[mjmacky]

and actually looks a little lost and confused.

Well, she's a she after all.

[Squeamous]

So civilization is not consuming me not because of sympathy, but in fear of catching autistic cerebral AIDS? How is that fine?Sympathy would be the reason.
We know that we can't catch mong, you silly goose.

Actually brain AIDS is a lot like CJD. You can catch it from consuming the mental offal of others.

[JPaul]

Smillies are the last resort of the befuddled. :mellow:

[manker]

Sympathy would be the reason.
We know that we can't catch mong, you silly goose.

Actually brain AIDS is a lot like CJD. You can catch it from consuming the mental offal of others.
^ Unclean

[Squeamous]

Actually brain AIDS is a lot like CJD. You can catch it from consuming the mental offal of others.
^ Unclean

Oh you are offal, but I like you!
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[manker]

I just googled that chap in the pic in order to get the joke.
How do you know so much about stuff that happened in the before time :eyebrows:

[Squeamous]

I just googled that chap in the pic in order to get the joke.
How do you know so much about stuff that happened in the before time :eyebrows:

My brain is like a half sucked fruit polo dropped on a particularly dirty floor :no:

[manker]

I just googled that chap in the pic in order to get the joke.
How do you know so much about stuff that happened in the before time :eyebrows:

My brain is like a half sucked fruit polo dropped on a particularly dirty floor :no:
Stop making me think about your cervix :fist:

[Squeamous]

My brain is like a half sucked fruit polo dropped on a particularly dirty floor :no:
Stop making me think about your cervix :fist:

:geptardrod:

[manker]

I'm not going to let you win the arm-wrestle now.

[Squeamous]

I'm not going to let you win the arm-wrestle now.

I'm not going to not snap your arm like a twig :happy:

[manker]

I'm not going to let you win the arm-wrestle now.

I'm not going to not snap your arm like a twig :happy:I'll find some way to physically dominate you. And if you don't agree that I've won, we'll sit there and do internet quizzes on something that isn't Star Trek or the 70s.
Or botany.

[Squeamous]

I'll find some way to physically dominate you. And if you don't agree that I've won, we'll sit there and do internet quizzes on something that isn't Star Trek or the 70s.
Or botany.

I think you'll find I have an eclectic taste in pwnage :smilie4:

[manker]

I'll find some way to physically dominate you. And if you don't agree that I've won, we'll sit there and do internet quizzes on something that isn't Star Trek or the 70s.
Or botany.

I think you'll find I have an eclectic taste in pwnage :smilie4:I'll probe you for weakness before initialising my fiendish plan and I won't announce it to the internets before implementation.

I can't see how it can fail.

[Squeamous]

I'll probe you for weakness before initialising my fiendish plan and I won't announce it to the internets before implementation.

I can't see how it can fail.

Will you leave my bloody cervix alone! :fist:

[Snee]

:o The menses.

[Squeamous]

No no no.....false alarm......everyone calm down :fear:

[manker]

I'll probe you for weakness before initialising my fiendish plan and I won't announce it to the internets before implementation.

I can't see how it can fail.

Will you leave my bloody cervix alone! :fist:
With pleasure.

pretty sure that's female code for bumsecks :naughty:

[Snee]

A leaky lady garden is no laughing matter.

[Squeamous]

There's no need to be frightened. Judging by the size of my bewbs I'm not due for about another 4 days. I'll warn you when it happens, don't worry.

[mjmacky]

I thought you were going to say, "judging by the size of my bewbs, it'll produce a flow as heavy as a popped zit."
Not literally, but in spirit.

[manker]

I'm not scared when the moon-cup cometh, but it scares the shit out of me when Mary starts flirting.

[megabyteme]

With Squeams' advancing years, this sort of talk will soon be a thing of the past. It's kinda like when a regular business with daytime hours opens its doors to 24/7. :naughty:

[ckrit]

A leaky lady garden is no laughing mater.

The boab remix.

[Squeamous]

Alas, the older one gets the heavier one's flow, especially if you have a coil fitted. As for opening hours, it really depends on how badly you want that peptobismol and bottle of scotch :unsure:

[mjmacky]

Alas, the older one gets the heavier one's flow, especially if you have a coil fitted. As for opening hours, it really depends on how badly you want that peptobismol and bottle of scotch :unsure:

Given the context, I'm taking it you buy your alcohol at a convenience/drug store.

[Squeamous]

Given the context, I'm taking it you buy your alcohol at a convenience/drug store.

In the UK convenience stores double up as alcohol and drug stores. We're civilised like that.

[mjmacky]

Given the context, I'm taking it you buy your alcohol at a convenience/drug store.

In the UK convenience stores double up as alcohol and drug stores. We're civilised like that.

Do you also pay higher prices for lower quality?

[Squeamous]

In the UK convenience stores double up as alcohol and drug stores. We're civilised like that.

Do you also pay higher prices for lower quality?

Relative to what?

[mjmacky]

Do you also pay higher prices for lower quality?

Relative to what?

I'm asking how much you pay for Jamerson's.

[Squeamous]

Relative to what?

I'm asking how much you pay for Jamerson's.

I don't know how much Jamesons costs, but i pay around £40-50 for a decent single malt. I tend to get Bowmore.

[mjmacky]

I'm asking how much you pay for Jamerson's.

I don't know how much Jamesons costs, but i pay around £40-50 for a decent single malt. I tend to get Bowmore.

It was a knockoff riff...

[OlegL]

You are right, but then I apologized to you, and you accepted my apology.

That doesn't excuse you from making the post in the first place. Anon may have been gracious enough to accept your apology, but the hundreds of others who read your post mark it in their heads that you might possibly be an ass. After seeing X# of outbursts, it becomes more likely a given.

And if you are determined to have an "Ass" persona, try to at least have some other value on the bored to balance things out a bit.


If I weren't afraid to end up in prison, I would beat you to death should I ever meet you in real life. (It's unlikely to happen 'cause I live in NY and you are in Washington State). Since I am afraid to end up in prison, I can't do a lot of things that I wanna do. But, man, the thought of beating you to death... All I can tell you is that you need to shut the fuck up... I apologized to anon, and he accepted my apology.

[megabyteme]

If I weren't afraid to end up in prison, I would beat you to death should I ever meet you in real life. (It's unlikely to happen 'cause I live in NY and you are in Washington State). Since I am afraid to end up in prison, I can't do a lot of things that I wanna do. But, man, the thought of beating you to death... All I can tell you is that you need to shut the fuck up...

Sigy'd

[Barbarossa]

That doesn't excuse you from making the post in the first place. Anon may have been gracious enough to accept your apology, but the hundreds of others who read your post mark it in their heads that you might possibly be an ass. After seeing X# of outbursts, it becomes more likely a given.

And if you are determined to have an "Ass" persona, try to at least have some other value on the bored to balance things out a bit.


If I weren't afraid to end up in prison, I would beat you to death should I ever meet you in real life. (It's unlikely to happen 'cause I live in NY and you are in Washington State). Since I am afraid to end up in prison, I can't do a lot of things that I wanna do. But, man, the thought of beating you to death... All I can tell you is that you need to shut the fuck up... I apologized to anon, and he accepted my apology.

See? Don't anyone try to tell me life imprisonment isn't a deterrent. It SO is... :happy:

[Snee]

No wonder Oleg thinks dave is a pretty neat guy. They both like making impotent death threats and long walks on the beach.


Ok, oleg doesn't really go outside, but you know.

[manker]

That doesn't excuse you from making the post in the first place. Anon may have been gracious enough to accept your apology, but the hundreds of others who read your post mark it in their heads that you might possibly be an ass. After seeing X# of outbursts, it becomes more likely a given.

And if you are determined to have an "Ass" persona, try to at least have some other value on the bored to balance things out a bit.


If I weren't afraid to end up in prison, I would beat you to death should I ever meet you in real life. (It's unlikely to happen 'cause I live in NY and you are in Washington State). Since I am afraid to end up in prison, I can't do a lot of things that I wanna do. But, man, the thought of beating you to death... All I can tell you is that you need to shut the fuck up... I apologized to anon, and he accepted my apology.Just because you got groomed on Skype and later mbm found out that you're in your thirties and doesn't want to know anymore, doesn't mean that you can fantasise about beating him ...

wait

is this part of you guys' role play or something?

[Squeamous]

Awwwwww!!!! A lover's tiff!

[IdolEyes787]

If I weren't afraid to end up in prison, I would beat you to death should I ever meet you in real life. (It's unlikely to happen 'cause I live in NY and you are in Washington State). Since I am afraid to end up in prison, I can't do a lot of things that I wanna do. But, man, the thought of beating you to death... All I can tell you is that you need to shut the fuck up...

Sigy'd

If the only thing that prevents murder on your part is the fear of prison I'm thinking prison is probably where you belong.
I'm pretty sure if you act on your violent fantasies in there they promote you are something.

[mjmacky]

Where the fuck did that come from? Oleg, I think we should fight to the death now.

I've got a fast car
We can sell tickets from anywhere
Maybe we can make a deal
And get together to fight somewhere

Even NY is better
My chances are good, I really can't lose
Maybe I'll break something
Which of your body parts, you get to choose.

[Squeamous]

:glag:

[OlegL]

They both like making impotent death threats


rejectofAllah made death threats? He never said anything mean to me.

[Artemis]

They both like making impotent death threats


rejectofAllah made death threats? He never said anything mean to me.

It wasn't you he wanted to kill, numpty. :blink:

[megabyteme]

If I weren't afraid to end up in prison, I would beat you to death should I ever meet you in real life. (It's unlikely to happen 'cause I live in NY and you are in Washington State). Since I am afraid to end up in prison, I can't do a lot of things that I wanna do. But, man, the thought of beating you to death... All I can tell you is that you need to shut the fuck up... I apologized to anon, and he accepted my apology.

See? Don't anyone try to tell me life imprisonment isn't a deterrent. It SO is... :happy:

And it sooo totally fits with Oleg's own thread title:
People-on-this-board-need-to-be-more-tolerant-toward-the-people-who-are-different

You can't make stuff up this good. :happy:

[megabyteme]

No wonder Oleg thinks dave is a pretty neat guy. They both like making impotent death threats and long walks on the beach.


Ok, oleg doesn't really go outside, but you know.

I see the beginnings of a movie script here:

An autistic, shut-in, Jew from New York, who has severe anger issues, gets fed up with an online poster from Washington State and decides to leave his apartment (for the first time in like 5 years) and travel cross-country to kill him. He meets up with various people who he either likes or hates (there's no in-between) as he makes his journey...

I smell an Oscar.

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[Artemis]

No wonder Oleg thinks dave is a pretty neat guy. They both like making impotent death threats and long walks on the beach.


Ok, oleg doesn't really go outside, but you know.

I see the beginnings of a movie script here:

An autistic, shut-in, Jew from New York, who has severe anger issues, gets fed up with an online poster from Washington State and decides to leave his apartment (for the first time in like 5 years) and travel cross-country to kill him. He meets up with various people who he either likes or hates (there's no in-between) as he makes his journey...

I smell an Oscar.

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But in his haste to dash headlong, cross-country to meet and deal to his nemesis, our hero completely forgets that said nemesis is armed to the teeth. The confrontation goes badly, when our hero, who has forgotten to even bring a knife to the gun fight, suddenly realises that harsh language isn't going to cut it when a hail of bullets and some poorly aimed buckshot comes whistling in his direction. :blink:

[Squeamous]

You should definitely be more tolerant of people who want to kill you: it's the hallmark of a civilised society :smilie4:

[Artemis]

Dave, you complete and utter fucking loon, now the circle is complete, you and OlegL can compare notes about how poorly you've been treated by all the nasty people, on the nasty internets board that you can't keep away from.

You couldn't kill a butterfly if someone handed you a lump hammer, so saying you are going to time after time just makes you more pathetic. As for your neurotic obsession about others lying, you lie all the time yourself, so why should it drive you into the foaming rage it does, when others do what comes so naturally to you? Or is there one set of rules for :dave: and one set of rules for everyone else?


You went and did it again didn't you manker, killed off the dave clone leaving me babbling like a loon to myself. Thanks for that, and may you have an unfortunate yachting accident while you're at it!

[manker]

:naughty:

If you#re wondering about Arty's seemingly random ramble, I deleted Dave's post 20 minutes ago. More threats of how he's going to kill me because I had internet secks with his wife. Probably. I rarely read past the first line.

[Squeamous]

I knew I could sense a disturbance in the farce!

[Artemis]

It was some of his really rabid stuff too, I was looking forward to see if I could make his head spin all the way around this time..... I feel so cheated.

[ckrit]

:naughty:

If you#re wondering about Arty's seemingly random ramble, I deleted Dave's post 20 minutes ago. More threats of how he's going to kill me because I had internet secks with his wife. Probably. I rarely read past the first line.
That's not how I read it. It was pretty mental and convoluted, however, so I could be wrong.

[manker]

:eyebrows:

Really, guise. Really.

[ckrit]

I thought it was something about sexing horses :idunno:

[ckrit]

On another note, now that the gold standard for being a pretty neat guy is not being a big meanie to Oleg, I think people should stop billing spew at Hitler. I mean, holocaust schmolocaust.

[manker]

Sorry about that. I went all vampire diaries for a sec

[hornyslut]

Artemis,

Sorry to disappoint you old chap, but I'm not foaming at the mouth, or raging about anything.

[blarghblarghblargh]

So whilst it appears to be foaming at the mouth rage filled ranting, you have to have lived it to understand how it is possible for all of this to take a man who hasn't hurt anyone else in eighteen years, back to being the man that I am today. Someone who is perfectly calm about all of this, and resigned to what must be.

[ckrit]

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Artemis,

Sorry to disappoint you old chap, but I'm not foaming at the mouth, or raging about anything.

[blarghblarghblargh]

So whilst it appears to be foaming at the mouth rage filled ranting, you have to have lived it to understand how it is possible for all of this to take a man who hasn't hurt anyone else in eighteen years, back to being the man that I am today. Someone who is perfectly calm about all of this, and resigned to what must be.

How normal people read dave.

[manker]

:lol:

He actually did write 'you banned me and made all this the primary focus of my life'.

oh em gee.

[Artemis]

That condescending old chap shit narcissus always babbles, definitely frosts my apricots. Now if he actually had an I.Q. I could respect, then he might be able to pull of the condescension, but just because he is a legend in his own mind doesn't mean I should even feel a slight glimmer of awe.

[ckrit]

He actually did write 'you banned me and made all this the primary focus of my life'.

Whereas before it was more of a casual hobby.

[ckrit]

That condescending old chap shit narcissus always babbles, definitely frosts my apricots. Now if he actually had an I.Q. I could respect, then he might be able to pull of the condescension, but just because he is a legend in his own mind doesn't mean I should even feel a slight glimmer of awe.
Wat.

[Squeamous]

:lol:

He actually did write 'you banned me and made all this the primary focus of my life'.

oh em gee.

It's true, whenever he gets banned on the internet it becomes the primary focus of his life.

Also, I can confirm the fact that he's given my address to some very dubious characters. Last night a window glazing firm leaflet appeared ominously on my doormat at 11pm, and the day before that I found a takeaway restaurant leaflet hanging from my door knob. When will the harrassment end? :no:

[Artemis]

That condescending old chap shit narcissus always babbles, definitely frosts my apricots. Now if he actually had an I.Q. I could respect, then he might be able to pull of the condescension, but just because he is a legend in his own mind doesn't mean I should even feel a slight glimmer of awe.
Wat.

He keeps on calling everyone old chap, which is irritating and condescending. Since he is a retard the condescension is kind of silly.

[IdolEyes787]

I see the beginnings of a movie script here:

An autistic, shut-in, Jew from New York, who has severe anger issues, gets fed up with an online poster from Washington State and decides to leave his apartment (for the first time in like 5 years) and travel cross-country to kill him. He meets up with various people who he either likes or hates (there's no in-between) as he makes his journey...

I smell an Oscar.

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But in his haste to dash headlong, cross-country to meet and deal to his nemesis, our hero completely forgets that said nemesis is armed to the teeth. The confrontation goes badly, when our hero, who has forgotten to even bring a knife to the gun fight, suddenly realises that harsh language isn't going to cut it when a hail of bullets and some poorly aimed buckshot comes whistling in his direction. :blink:

Playing someone with a handicap is the surest way to an Oscar.Jensen Ackles as OlegL and I'm sensing Paul Giamatti as Meg.
Or maybe Philip Seymour Hoffman.Whichever of the two can dirty himself up best.

[megabyteme]

But in his haste to dash headlong, cross-country to meet and deal to his nemesis, our hero completely forgets that said nemesis is armed to the teeth. The confrontation goes badly, when our hero, who has forgotten to even bring a knife to the gun fight, suddenly realises that harsh language isn't going to cut it when a hail of bullets and some poorly aimed buckshot comes whistling in his direction. :blink:

Playing someone with a handicap is the surest way to an Oscar.Jensen Ackles as OlegL and I'm sensing Paul Giamatti as Meg.
Or maybe Philip Seymour Hoffman.Whichever of the two can dirty himself up best.

I was hoping for Steve Buschemi, or Quentin Tarantino.

[IdolEyes787]

I was actually thinking Cher in a pair of sweatpants and a stained t-shirt but I was afraid that you might take offense.

[ckrit]

Wat.

He keeps on calling everyone old chap, which is irritating and condescending. Since he is a retard the condescension is kind of silly.
Have you considered using quotation marks, more commas and an extra f?

I took a quick look at that post and thought dave wrote it for you, for a second. I was, in all honesty, all like "wtf is he saying, are there words missing?" when first I glanced at that poast.

No harshness intended, but whyyyyyy.

[megabyteme]

I was actually thinking Cher in a pair of sweatpants and a stained t-shirt but I was afraid that you might take offense.

I recently cut my hair. :snooty:

[Artemis]

He keeps on calling everyone old chap, which is irritating and condescending. Since he is a retard the condescension is kind of silly.
Have you considered using quotation marks, more commas and an extra f?

I took a quick look at that post and thought dave wrote it for you, for a second. I was, in all honesty, all like "wtf is he saying, are there words missing?" when first I glanced at that poast.

No harshness intended, but whyyyyyy.

˙ǝpɐɟ uıɐɹq 'ǝɹǝɥ ǝʇɐן ʎɹǝʌ s,ʇı

[anon]

If I weren't afraid to end up in prison, I would beat you to death should I ever meet you in real life. (It's unlikely to happen 'cause I live in NY and you are in Washington State). Since I am afraid to end up in prison, I can't do a lot of things that I wanna do. But, man, the thought of beating you to death... All I can tell you is that you need to shut the fuck up... I apologized to anon, and he accepted my apology.

I'd comment, but then you might want to kill me too. And I want to be in your good graces, self-confessed potential murderer... :fear:

[mjmacky]

I'd like to go on the record and state that it sounds like a silly British thing whenever anyone says "old chap", and never condescending.

[manker]

:lol:

He actually did write 'you banned me and made all this the primary focus of my life'.

oh em gee.

It's true, whenever he gets banned on the internet it becomes the primary focus of his life.

Also, I can confirm the fact that he's given my address to some very dubious characters. Last night a window glazing firm leaflet appeared ominously on my doormat at 11pm, and the day before that I found a takeaway restaurant leaflet hanging from my door knob. When will the harrassment end? :no::glag:

You might have warned me.
When we were conspiring for months to get him hated by everyone and then banned from the internets, you didn't even hint that it would result in him hounding the very essence of my being by ... um ... saying I suck and stuff.

zomfg you were just pushing my buttons!

[ckrit]

I thought he said that ur a big bully and that stevesucks.com.

[Squeamous]

I'd like to go on the record and state that it sounds like a silly British thing whenever anyone says "old chap", and never condescending.

That's how I read it too. It's an attempt at being jaunty and devil-may-care while secretly, murderously, seething.


:glag:

You might have warned me.
When we were conspiring for months to get him hated by everyone and then banned from the internets, you didn't even hint that it would result in him hounding the very essence of my being by ... um ... saying I suck and stuff.

zomfg you were just pushing my buttons!

'That woman' answers to no man.

[manker]

I thought he said that ur a big bully and that stevesucks.com.
He might have but I imagine that I was in tears at the time from all the real life consequences.

[manker]

That's how I read it too. It's an attempt at being jaunty and devil-may-care. All the while secretly and murderously, seething.


:glag:

You might have warned me.
When we were conspiring for months to get him hated by everyone and then banned from the internets, you didn't even hint that it would result in him hounding the very essence of my being by ... um ... saying I suck and stuff.

zomfg you were just pushing my buttons!

'That woman' answers to no man.I thought I'd tamed you D;

[ckrit]

Btw, is it just me, or had people virtually stopped talking about dave, until he came on today to valiantly tell the bile spewers that they're a bunch of meanies again?

[Squeamous]

I thought he said that ur a big bully and that stevesucks.com.
He might have but I imagine that I was in tears at the time from all the real life consequences.

:snigger:

[Barbarossa]

Btw, is it just me, or had people virtually stopped talking about dave, until he came on today to valiantly tell the bile spewers that they're a bunch of meanies again?

Yep, pretty much. I was all "Dave who?" until it all came flooding back to me

[manker]

Btw, is it just me, or had people virtually stopped talking about dave, until he came on today to valiantly tell the bile spewers that they're a bunch of meanies again?
I was thinking the same thing, too.

Maybe that's why he came back. It can't be much of a self-esteem boost if the primary focus of your life forgets you exist :idunno:

[Squeamous]

I was thinking the same thing, too.

Maybe that's why he came back. It can't be much of a self-esteem boost if the primary focus of your life forgets you exist :idunno:

I reckon that's how you get through so many girlfriends :console:

[manker]

I was thinking the same thing, too.

Maybe that's why he came back. It can't be much of a self-esteem boost if the primary focus of your life forgets you exist :idunno:

I reckon that's how you get through so many girlfriends :console::eyebrows:

Well I do tend to internet a lot but I never actually forget they're there.
I mean, I know that food doesn't just prepare itself and self-cleaning houses simply haven't been invented yet.

Your theory may need some more work but it's got the nub of a good premise.

[Squeamous]

:eyebrows:

Well I do tend to internet a lot but I never actually forget they're there.
I mean, I know that food doesn't just prepare itself and self-cleaning houses simply haven't been invented yet.

Your theory may need some more work but it's got the nub of a good premise.

I meant they forget you're there. Probably regularly leave you in the pub and forget which one it was.

[megabyteme]

Btw, is it just me, or had people virtually stopped talking about dave, until he came on today to valiantly tell the bile spewers that they're a bunch of meanies again?
I was thinking the same thing, too.

Maybe that's why he came back. It can't be much of a self-esteem boost if the primary focus of your life forgets you exist :idunno:

He collects quotes from here, and posts about them on Mary's site. He eventually reaches a critical mass, then floods this site with new user names and old bile. Dave is sooo totally Feraud (http://www.imdb.com/character/ch0024291/).

[OlegL]

See that OlegL, that's the truth. They're a bunch of cowards who are only good at dishing out shit to other people, they can't take it back. Do that and you'll be banned. That's why you don't want to bother with them.


(Three minutes between posts... a little paranoid are we manker?)

This doesn't sound like a death threat. I think some folks on this board did something to piss you off, so if you threatened those people with anything, I assume you had a right to do it.

[manker]

:eyebrows:

Well I do tend to internet a lot but I never actually forget they're there.
I mean, I know that food doesn't just prepare itself and self-cleaning houses simply haven't been invented yet.

Your theory may need some more work but it's got the nub of a good premise.

I meant they forget you're there. Thatwasthejoke.com <3

[Snee]

You know, Oleg and dave should totally hang out forevar.

Oleg doesn't give a shit about how someone behaves unless it directly affects him, and dave might just finally have found someone who'll believe everything he says :smilie4:

[manker]

You know, Oleg and dave should totally hang out forevar.

Oleg doesn't give a shit about how someone behaves unless it directly affects him, and dave might just finally have found someone who'll believe everything he says :smilie4:Oleg is basically Dave just after the Army gave him that dishonourable discharge for horse molesting or whatever.
They might be a bit too similar to get along but, fuck it, neither of them seem particularly busy right now.

I hope he makes a better job of grooming Oleg than mbm did.

[mjmacky]

:eyebrows:

Well I do tend to internet a lot but I never actually forget they're there.
I mean, I know that food doesn't just prepare itself and self-cleaning houses simply haven't been invented yet.

Your theory may need some more work but it's got the nub of a good premise.

I meant they forget you're there. Probably regularly leave you in the pub and forget which one it was.

I believe he was just doing what Mary would have done, abusing your open syntax to turn it around in some manner of self-glorification.

[Squeamous]

Oh I get it now! Manky did a funny. Very good.

[manker]

I meant they forget you're there. Probably regularly leave you in the pub and forget which one it was.

I believe he was just doing what Mary would have done, abusing your open syntax to turn it around in some manner of self-glorification.With a soupçon of misogyny to add spice :smilie4:

[manker]

That's right. I cedilla for you people.

[Squeamous]

You what?
I don't even register misogyny on the internet. It's a constant, comforting background hum.

[football]

He said:

That's right. I cedilla for you people.

[manker]

:smilie4:

[Squeamous]

Well I don't cedilla for anyone. Not until the 3rd date :snooty:

[mjmacky]

That's right. I cedilla for you people.

It always bothered me that it's not called çeḑiļļa. It seems a very bureaucratic appropriation of characters the other way.

[MCHeshPants420]

Now, I might not have been here when this forum was founded, I may not post much anymore and I certainly haven't read any of this thread but I'm pretty sure this place started as a self-help page for anorexics. Probably lesbian anorexics.

That's pretty fucking tolerant.

[Snee]

He said:

That's right. I cedilla for you people.
Mexican food :ghey:

[ckrit]

He said:

That's right. I cedilla for you people.
Mexican food :ghey:
Agree :ghey:

[manker]

Now, I might not have been here when this forum was founded, I may not post much anymore and I certainly haven't read any of this thread but I'm pretty sure this place started as a self-help page for anorexics. Probably lesbian anorexics.

That's pretty fucking tolerant.
As ever, the voice of reason.

One of those anorexics came back and said that she had a poor body image, so I rated her photo a seven and when she got all; 'you think I'm fat', I said; 'well, post a pic of yourself in the pants thread and we'll find out'.
Which she did. And she wasn't fat - she was actually kinda hawt and barbie still stalks her to this very day. She also got her tits out.

True Story of Tolerance.

[manker]

Mexican food :ghey:
Agree :ghey:

What's gay about Mexican food, except that it makes you shit funny for a week and destroys your buttho ... orite.
Carry on.

[Squeamous]

As ever, the voice of reason.

One of those anorexics came back and said that she had a poor body image, so I rated her photo a seven and when she got all; 'you think I'm fat', I said; 'well, post a pic of yourself in the pants thread and we'll find out'.
Which she did. And she wasn't fat - she was actually kinda hawt and barbie still stalks her to this very day. She also got her tits out.

True Story of Tolerance.

I'm welling up!

[Barbarossa]

I stopped stalking her when she got herself pregnant :(

[manker]

Was it because she looked fat.

[Squeamous]

No, he wasn't ready to be a dad.

[manker]

No, he wasn't ready to be a dad.It would have taken stalking to a new level. There's the sending encypted messages within dried flowers from different worldwide locations to consider and the problematic eluding of the back-tracing through a secret network of underworld neckbeards to take into account.

He just doesn't have it in him.

[Barbarossa]

It was mainly because she stopped posting portfolio pictures on modelling sites :dabs:

[manker]

:lol:

[Squeamous]

It would have taken stalking to a new level. There's the sending encypted messages within dried flowers from different worldwide locations to consider and the problematic eluding of the back-tracing through a secret network of underworld neckbeards to take into account.

He just doesn't have it in him.

We've all got it in us. We just need a push in the right direction :balustrade:


It was mainly because she stopped posting portfolio pictures on modelling sites :dabs:

If she hadn't you never would have stopped would you?

[Barbarossa]

:pinch:

[mjmacky]

It would have taken stalking to a new level. There's the sending encypted messages within dried flowers from different worldwide locations to consider and the problematic eluding of the back-tracing through a secret network of underworld neckbeards to take into account.

He just doesn't have it in him.

What movie is that from Idle?

[manker]

It's a book reference, you Philistine.

[mjmacky]

It's a book reference, you Philistine.

And you're implying it wasn't made into a movie? Couldn't have been very good.

[manker]

It's a book reference, you Philistine.

And you're implying it wasn't made into a movie? Couldn't have been very good.You know it was but I reckon out of the last, say, 20 books I've read, that would be the only one made into a movie.
Or at least a movie I've heard of.

Fuck. They could all be movies, I have no idea. Idol might know, but I definitely don't. My point was going to be that getting made into a movie isn't much of a barometer for deciding a book's worth - but you've spoiled all that now, you communist bastard.
I hope you're happy with yourself.

[mjmacky]

Fuck. They could all be movies, I have no idea. Idol might know, but I definitely don't. My point was going to be that getting made into a movie isn't much of a barometer for deciding a book's worth - but you've spoiled all that now, you communist bastard.
I hope you're happy with yourself.

Conjecture, meet reality.

[IdolEyes787]

You know it was but I reckon out of the last, say, 20 books I've read, that would be the only one made into a movie.
Or at least a movie I've heard of.

Fuck. They could all be movies, I have no idea. Idol might know, but I definitely don't.

Hairy Virgins
I Spit on Your Taint.
Ladyboys I Have Loved.
Anally Yours.

The rest have titles that contravene forum rules against obscenity and if I posted them might actually get me arrested.

[mjmacky]

Fuck. They could all be movies, I have no idea. Idol might know, but I definitely don't.

Hairy Virgins Porky's
I Spit on Your Taint. Near the Big Chakra
Ladyboys I Have Loved. Princesa
Anally Yours. Romance

The rest have titles that contravene forum rules against obscenity and if I posted them might actually get me arrested.

Those were just working titles.

[megabyteme]

Hairy Virgins Porky's
I Spit on Your Taint. Near the Big Chakra
Ladyboys I Have Loved. Princesa
Anally Yours. Romance

The rest have titles that contravene forum rules against obscenity and if I posted them might actually get me arrested.

Those were just working titles.

The world must be pretty sweet with those rose colored glasses you've got, Mary. :)

[manker]

Idol's been pretty non-plussed regarding my new found vigour for (not very) obscure movie/book references.
Next time he'd better be all; 'smashing', 'attaboy' or at least post an approving smiley or I'm going to get SonsOfLiberty to delete some more of his posts.

[IdolEyes787]

Idol's been pretty non-plussed regarding my new found vigour for (not very) obscure movie/book references.
Next time he'd better be all; 'smashing', 'attaboy' or at least post an approving smiley or I'm going to get SonsOfLiberty to delete some more of his posts.

When I was a child my mother beat me with a coat hanger* so I equate abuse with love.
I'm afraid the only way I can give you an "attaboy" is if you are willing to let me burn you with a hand rolled cigarette while doing it.

[manker]

Idol's been pretty non-plussed regarding my new found vigour for (not very) obscure movie/book references.
Next time he'd better be all; 'smashing', 'attaboy' or at least post an approving smiley or I'm going to get SonsOfLiberty to delete some more of his posts.

When I was a child my mother beat me with a coat hanger* so I equate abuse with love.
I'm afraid the only way I can give you an "attaboy" is if you are willing to let me burn you with a hand rolled cigarette while doing it.I know a guy who puts out hand rolled cigarettes with the tips of his index finger and thumb.
He doesn't do it to look cool/mental or anything as he does it when no one (except me, surreptitiously :dave:) is watching him.

So I don't think it will hurt much. The tobacco is probably too loose to cause much pain or something else.

[chalice]

This forum needs to be more tolerant towards people who are the same.

And then ban them.

[IdolEyes787]

When I was a child my mother beat me with a coat hanger* so I equate abuse with love. I'm afraid the only way I can give you an "attaboy" is if you are willing to let me burn you with a hand rolled cigarette while doing it.I know a guy who puts out hand rolled cigarettes with the tips of his index finger and thumb. He doesn't do it to look cool/mental or anything as he does it when no one (except me, surreptitiously :dave:) is watching him. So I don't think it will hurt much. The tobacco is probably too loose to cause much pain or something else. Or he could be Satan. When he buys things do the numbers 666 show up more often than logic would dictate?

[manker]

I know a guy who puts out hand rolled cigarettes with the tips of his index finger and thumb. He doesn't do it to look cool/mental or anything as he does it when no one (except me, surreptitiously :dave:) is watching him. So I don't think it will hurt much. The tobacco is probably too loose to cause much pain or something else. Or he could be Satan. When he buys things do the numbers 666 show up more often than logic would dictate?
I don't follow him around that much.
Perhaps I should and capture him in a blessed cage along with Sam and the Archangel Gabriel :smilie4:

[manker]

This forum needs to be more tolerant towards people who are the same.

And then ban them.That's the worst idea I've ever heard.
I've been working behind the scenes trying to get female identical twins to post in the pants thread while kissing.

And if I haven't, then I dreamed it. Regardless, your ploy would complicate an already intricate procedure.

[IdolEyes787]

Failing that try tricking him by repeatedly asking him his name and see if you get legions of answers.

[chalice]

I had not thought it thoroughly through.

[mjmacky]

The tobacco is probably too loose to cause much pain or something else.

I'm no cigar aficionado, but I do like to pretend I know something about tobacco. With that in mind, he must be smoking pretty shitty cigars.

[manker]

Failing that try tricking him by repeatedly asking him his name and see if you get legions of answers.
It's female twins.

And if your answer was to the post above; you didn't say 'attaboy' or anything :emo:

[manker]

The tobacco is probably too loose to cause much pain or something else.

I'm no cigar aficionado, but I do like to pretend I know something about tobacco. With that in mind, he must be smoking pretty shitty cigars.:blink:
He's not smoking cigars at all.

[mjmacky]

I'm no cigar aficionado, but I do like to pretend I know something about tobacco. With that in mind, he must be smoking pretty shitty cigars.:blink:
He's not smoking cigars at all.

Oh, fuck, right. I'm mixing up you and Idle's posts now that you're both onto the movie reference thing.

[mjmacky]

Wait, Idol didn't say cigar either. Who the fuck brought up cigars?!

[mjmacky]

Help me, I broke today.

[manker]

I don't think anyone ever has in the history of fst.
Possibly a slight exaggeration.