Hoi, hoi threads, where'd you all go?

[mjmacky]

I don't like it when there's no hoi thread on the first page of the Lounge forum. This will make me feel better, at least until Art posts and it gets bumped to page 2 in less than a week.

[Barbarossa]

Hoi!

I've noticed lately that the number of new threads are fewer than they used to be, but the number of replies in each thread has increased significantly.

By "noticed", I mean I've read it somewhere. I think it was manker who noticed it actually. Either way, we're right... :smilie4:

This fact means something I'm sure, I'm not sure what exactly, but it's important...

[mjmacky]

It's a broach towards monogamy and must be corrected.

[mjmacky]

No more sloppy seconds, Joe.

[Artemis]

It's Idol's latest observation which is more concerning, i.e. that eventually all threads turn :ghey:

[mjmacky]

It's Idol's latest observation which is more concerning, i.e. that eventually all threads turn :ghey:

I know many* guys that that claim gangbanging the same broad wasn't in any way gay.

* 1 guy who was speaking for the group

[Artemis]

It's Idol's latest observation which is more concerning, i.e. that eventually all threads turn :ghey:

I know many* guys that that claim gangbanging the same broad wasn't in any way gay.

* 1 guy who was speaking for the group

It's not gay if you don't cross swords. :snooty:

[mjmacky]

I know many* guys that that claim gangbanging the same broad wasn't in any way gay.

* 1 guy who was speaking for the group

It's not gay if you don't cross swords. :snooty:

Double-edged is that statement, because that's the last situation in which I'd want to be called a pussy.

[megabyteme]

It's Idol's latest observation which is more concerning, i.e. that eventually all threads turn :ghey:

I know many* guys that that claim gangbanging the same broad wasn't in any way gay.

* 1 guy who was speaking for the group

Has there ever been a gangbang anywhere that didn't include at least one black guy? Is it required by law, or do people get excited and just forget to lock their doors? :unsure:

[mjmacky]

I know many* guys that that claim gangbanging the same broad wasn't in any way gay.

* 1 guy who was speaking for the group

Has there ever been a gangbang anywhere that didn't include at least one black guy? Is it required by law, or do people get excited and just forget to lock their doors? :unsure:

Somewhere in Alabama.

[manker]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5grN83P-jC4

No blacks were involved or harmed in the original origin of the etymology of the term 'gang-bang'.

[IdolEyes787]

I know many* guys that that claim gangbanging the same broad wasn't in any way gay.

* 1 guy who was speaking for the group

Has there ever been a gangbang anywhere that didn't include at least one black guy? Is it required by law, or do people get excited and just forget to lock their doors? :unsure:

Fact is only Blacks and Mexicans belong to gangs and they have yet to find a Mexican with a penis big enough to star in a porno.

[megabyteme]

Has there ever been a gangbang anywhere that didn't include at least one black guy? Is it required by law, or do people get excited and just forget to lock their doors? :unsure:

Fact is only Blacks and Mexicans belong to gangs and they have yet to find a Mexican with a penis big enough to star in a porno.

Mexicans have long been part of the porn industry. They hold the lights and boom mikes, and clean the room when everyone is finished.

[manker]

If Ron Jeremy isn't Mexican, then I'll eat my cat.

[Artemis]

If Ron Jeremy isn't Mexican, then I'll eat my cat.

That's one way to stop the little fucker pissing in the house. :blink:

[manker]

He's done water-sports. I was completely unaware.
I always had you pegged as a mainstream porn aficionado, Arty. None of that cartoony school-girl stuff that Mary's into, eh :smilie4:

[Artemis]

He's done water-sports. I was completely unaware.
I always had you pegged as a mainstream porn aficionado, Arty. None of that cartoony school-girl stuff that Mary's into, eh :smilie4:

Well that will teach me to leave a dangling participle, there is nothing little about Ron Jeremy these days (the tubby bitch), I was referring to your incontinent kitty, you welsh pedant.

[manker]

:naughty:

Well I had a few days off work last week and kicked the cat out straight after food and made her stay out for at least four hours each time. Result = no shitting on my chrome floor tiles.

[megabyteme]

Have you considered just having the cat covered in chrome? =No more cat problems, and would match your chrome-plated lyfestyle.

[manker]

It's a good plan in principle.
However, I'm not sure that would go with my recently acquired chrome statue of David Boreanaz.

[mjmacky]

You should have gone with aluminum foil instead of chrome, cats do not like walking on aluminum foil.