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NikkiD
11-19-2003, 12:57 AM
HA! Made you look!!!

Be warned Jonno... I can... and I will... I might be a moderator here which does sort of prohibit me... but there are many forums... many, many, many of them...

:devil:
bigboab
11-19-2003, 01:02 AM
You could PM them to me Nikki. I promise I will never publish them. :rolleyes:
JONNO_CELEBS
11-19-2003, 01:04 AM
Thats not EVEN funny <_< ............I&#39;m sure there are many members here that would be much more interested in what I have tho :P :lol:

Jonno B)
NikkiD
11-19-2003, 01:05 AM
Not really, they&#39;ve seen most of it before. Or in Bo&#39;s case, all of it... :unsure:
Smith
11-19-2003, 01:05 AM
ooo, pm me them, pls

jonno, what have u been up 2 again? ur such a badass :lol:
NikkiD
11-19-2003, 01:07 AM
Jonno... it appears you have as many male admirers as female... :)
hobbes
11-19-2003, 01:09 AM
Originally posted by JONNO_CELEBS@19 November 2003 - 02:04
Thats not EVEN funny <_< ............I&#39;m sure there are many members here that would be much more interested in what I have tho :P :lol:

Jonno B)
He said "member".
JONNO_CELEBS
11-19-2003, 01:12 AM
@Nikki..........I can&#39;t help being a sex godhttp://hometown.aol.co.uk/Cjcooljonno/smokeing.gif

Look at the views in under 10 mins :lol: :lol:

@Hobbes............you&#39;re getting worse Sandra :lol:

Jonno B)
NikkiD
11-19-2003, 01:26 AM
The night(s) Ron posted mine, he kept sending me the number of views over Yahoo, so I&#39;d see them when I got back - When I logged on later on that last night, I kinda flipped out - it was up around 18,000 views or something...

:ph34r:
JONNO_CELEBS
11-19-2003, 01:28 AM
Thats cos you got great tits :P :D ...................Just the sort you wanna wobble :D

Jonno B)
NikkiD
11-19-2003, 01:35 AM
OMG :lol: :lol: :lol: I can&#39;t believe you said that&#33;&#33;&#33;&#33; :lol: :lol: :lol:
JONNO_CELEBS
11-19-2003, 01:39 AM
Eyes..........I meant eyes :rolleyes: ..........The sort you can wobble :blink: ................Ok I meant tits :D They just........flobberwobberbobberr........get ya face in there and brrrrrrrrr :D :lol:

Jonno B)
kurtsl0an
11-19-2003, 02:03 AM
http://home.insightbb.com/~strimble/psycho.jpg
DIE THREAD, DIE&#33;
NikkiD
11-19-2003, 02:08 AM
Hey, that gives me an idea. I&#39;m gonna watch Psycho tonight :D
titey
11-19-2003, 05:09 AM
:rolleyes: G&#39;head Nikki.... post em.... g&#39;head.... post em&#33;














SOMEWHERE ELSE&#33;&#33;&#33; http://www.piczonline.com/client/titey/LOL.gif
JONNO_CELEBS
11-19-2003, 09:23 AM
I can&#39;t believe you actually came in Titey :lol: :lol: :lol:

Jonno B)
bigboab
11-19-2003, 09:26 AM
Originally posted by JONNO_CELEBS@19 November 2003 - 09:23
I can&#39;t believe you actually came in Titey :lol: :lol: :lol:

Jonno B)
Who came in Titey?
JONNO_CELEBS
11-19-2003, 09:32 AM
Was&#39;nt me :unsure:

Jonno B)
Proper Bo
11-19-2003, 12:54 PM
Originally posted by NikkiD@19 November 2003 - 02:05
Not really, they&#39;ve seen most of it before. Or in Bo&#39;s case, all of it... :unsure:
http://www.smiliegenerator.de/s20/smilies-25523.png

http://www.piczonline.com/client/titey/taunt.gif
cowswithguns
11-19-2003, 12:56 PM
How many pics are there? I don&#39;t seem to have a full set yet. :o
JONNO_CELEBS
11-19-2003, 01:06 PM
All distribution of pics etc is now being delt with by my Porn manager NikkiD :D :P

Jonno B)
cowswithguns
11-19-2003, 01:08 PM
:lol: :lol: :lol:

*hugs* jonno ;)
NikkiD
11-19-2003, 01:12 PM
Originally posted by JONNO_CELEBS@19 November 2003 - 08:06
All distribution of pics etc is now being delt with by my Porn manager NikkiD :D :P

Jonno B)
Only to be distributed in the case that my porn manager Jonno releases the rare and uncut editions of NikkiD pics...

;)
Honey
11-19-2003, 01:13 PM
whew... im glad i got a full set before it went commercial... ;)

*hugs* Jonno... :)
how&#39;s you?
JONNO_CELEBS
11-19-2003, 01:13 PM
@Nikki.........Is that authorisation :P :lol:


@Honey.......Hey, me&#39;s ok, just poped in on me lunch break :) *hugs back*

Jonno B)
NikkiD
11-19-2003, 01:15 PM
Believe me, no one has the FULL set ;)

@ Jonno - No, that is NOT authorization&#33;
JONNO_CELEBS
11-19-2003, 01:18 PM
Hehehe, :P

Showing off now ain&#39;t ya :P :lol:

Jonno B)
AussieSheila
11-19-2003, 01:21 PM
:) hey Jonno&#33; Where you been? I&#39;ve missed you.

B)
JONNO_CELEBS
11-19-2003, 01:22 PM
I&#39;ve been....................................






















HAVING SEX&#33;&#33;&#33;&#33; :lol: :lol: :lol:

Jonno B)
NikkiD
11-19-2003, 01:22 PM
Originally posted by JONNO_CELEBS@19 November 2003 - 08:18
Hehehe, :P

Showing off now ain&#39;t ya :P :lol:

Jonno B)
Showing off what? :rolleyes:

You want me to show off??? ;)
Honey
11-19-2003, 01:24 PM
Originally posted by NikkiD@19 November 2003 - 21:15
Believe me, no one has the FULL set ;)

@ Nikki... you mean Jonno has been holding out on me?... :o

@ Jonno... enjoy your lunch hon... *muttering*... holding out indeed&#33;... B)
NikkiD
11-19-2003, 02:04 PM
I&#39;d say "holding" is a fair assessment... well, in a sense...

But I daren&#39;t say more... I&#39;m sure to get wrong even for that... :ph34r:
JONNO_CELEBS
11-19-2003, 11:24 PM
Oooo careful, careful :unsure: :lol: :lol:

Jonno B)
namzuf9
11-19-2003, 11:29 PM
I missed all the pics, I wanna see Jonnos bum&#33;
Oh and anyone elses for that matter&#33;
JONNO_CELEBS
11-19-2003, 11:30 PM
Bum??........Who said anything about bum??........I don&#39;t do softcore :lol: :lol: :lol:

I could show you Nikki&#39;s bum.............but I&#39;d have to kill ya :P

JOnno B)
namzuf9
11-19-2003, 11:36 PM
Originally posted by JONNO_CELEBS@19 November 2003 - 23:30
I could show you Nikki&#39;s bum.............but I&#39;d have to kill ya :P

JOnno B)
Would it be worth it :w00t:

/me wants to see hardcore (well I&#39;ve gotta compare in I?)
JONNO_CELEBS
11-19-2003, 11:50 PM
You mean you missed it when I posted my........erm........full frontal? :D :lol:

Send yours to Nikki and ask her to compare :P

Jonno B)
namzuf9
11-19-2003, 11:53 PM
Originally posted by JONNO_CELEBS@19 November 2003 - 23:50
You mean you missed it when I posted my........erm........full frontal? :D :lol:

Send yours to Nikki and ask her to compare :P

Jonno B)
Are we talking about bellies? In that case I win&#33;
If your talking about the lower regions: Bollocks, my belly&#39;s still bigger than yours&#33;
JONNO_CELEBS
11-19-2003, 11:57 PM
I bet it ain&#39;t.........I got 16 stone m8, 240+ pounds :P :lol: :lol:

As for ya bollocks...........bet you got more hair on yours than me :lol: :lol:

Jonno B)
namzuf9
11-20-2003, 12:04 AM
Originally posted by JONNO_CELEBS@19 November 2003 - 23:57
I bet it ain&#39;t.........I got 16 stone m8, 240+ pounds :P :lol: :lol:

As for ya bollocks...........bet you got more hair on yours than me :lol: :lol:

Jonno B)
Shit I&#39;m only 15 stone (at last weigh in)

Aha, I shave too&#33;

Stiil you win in the belly stakes.

/me runs to find more beer&#33;
JONNO_CELEBS
11-20-2003, 12:07 AM
:lol: :lol: Bloody lightwieght :lol: :lol:

Yeah I&#39;m a fat bastard, why do you think lilmiss calls me "Chunks" :D

You shave huh...........just out of interest, how do you shave?.......Electric or wet? :)

Jonno B)
namzuf9
11-20-2003, 12:17 AM
Originally posted by JONNO_CELEBS@20 November 2003 - 00:07
:lol: :lol: Bloody lightwieght :lol: :lol:

Yeah I&#39;m a fat bastard, why do you think lilmiss calls me "Chunks" :D

You shave huh...........just out of interest, how do you shave?.......Electric or wet? :)

Jonno B)
See my post here (http://www.klboard.ath.cx/index.php?showtopic=75531&st=75&#entry599661) for the first time how I shaved.
Since then its been wet, the same as my face (but better looking of course&#33;)
JONNO_CELEBS
11-20-2003, 12:32 AM
Wilkinson Sword Protector dude, never cut yourself again......even when pissed :lol: :lol:

Oooo nothing like having ya nads licked after a shave :D

Damn where are the women when you need em :lol: :lol:

Jonno B)
NikkiD
11-20-2003, 02:35 AM
You called? :lol:

@ namzuf - my butt&#39;s posted here somewhere... I dare you to find it ;) (HINT: my name is not in the topic... and it was quite a while ago)
JONNO_CELEBS
11-20-2003, 05:16 PM
Yeah it&#39;s under "Amazing pics of the 21st century" :wub:

Excuse me a sec.............http://hometown.aol.co.uk/Cjcooljonno/show.gif

Jonno B)
NikkiD
11-20-2003, 07:35 PM
I don&#39;t know whether or not I should be flattered by that or not... :blink:
JONNO_CELEBS
11-20-2003, 07:48 PM
:lol: I forgot I posted that :lol:

Be flattered, you may wanna lay down before I take ya eye out :lol:

Jonno B)
NikkiD
11-20-2003, 07:57 PM
Erm... isn&#39;t this part better left to... erm... private???? (If we&#39;re gonna give these guys a show we should at least be gettin paid for it don&#39;t ya think?)

Follow me Jonno... :)
JONNO_CELEBS
11-20-2003, 08:35 PM
Me&#39;s following :devil: Oooo look at that butt :D

Jonno B)
The Jackel
11-20-2003, 08:50 PM
Originally posted by kurtsl0an@19 November 2003 - 02:03
http://home.insightbb.com/~strimble/psycho.jpg
DIE THREAD, DIE&#33;
Who the hell is this guy, what a freak B)

Just playing kurt
JONNO_CELEBS
11-20-2003, 08:58 PM
Thats not a guy, it&#39;s Janet Leigh :P

Jonno B)
bigboab
11-20-2003, 08:59 PM
Originally posted by JONNO_CELEBS@20 November 2003 - 20:58
Thats not a guy, it&#39;s Janet Leigh :P

Jonno B)
Jonno you just shattered someones dream. :lol: :lol: :lol:


I dont mean mine&#33; :rolleyes:
JONNO_CELEBS
11-20-2003, 09:06 PM
I shatter dreams every day, all these girls think I&#39;m a 26 y/o sexy dude, when I&#39;m really a 49 y/o geek with bad breath :(

This>>http://www.srv.net/~clay/clayware/images/geek.jpg

Is really me, I like silly jackets and I try to act cool but I&#39;m a council worker from Scarborough, I found this guy Jonno&#39;s website by mistake and asumed his Identity, my real name is Dwayne Dibbly :unsure:

Jonno B)

Dwayne :geek:
bigboab
11-20-2003, 09:13 PM
I dont remember having that photo taken in Scarborough. I recognise the tie though. :lol: Wait a wee minute. Add a guitar, leathers and a bike and you have? :rolleyes:
JONNO_CELEBS
11-20-2003, 09:16 PM
Yup, sadly thats the real me, I wish I was a cool stud like jonno but I&#39;m not :(

Dwayne :geek:
bigboab
11-20-2003, 09:35 PM
Do you really expect me to believe this Jonno? ;) When the following springs to mind. :lol:


http://www.smiliegenerator.de/smiley-flag/smiley-6140.png
JONNO_CELEBS
11-20-2003, 09:40 PM
Originally posted by bigboab@20 November 2003 - 21:35

http://www.smiliegenerator.de/smiley-flag/smiley-6140.png
:lol: :lol: :lol: Where di you get that? :lol:

Jonno B)
AussieSheila
11-20-2003, 09:44 PM
:) Good morning&#33; BB, the title is actually:

JONNO&#33; SEX GOD TO THE WORLD

;) Just to be technically correct.
bigboab
11-20-2003, 09:48 PM
G&#39;morning Sheila. ;) Dont build him up too much. Those roads around Norfolk cant cope with wide loads. :lol: :lol: :lol:
JONNO_CELEBS
11-20-2003, 09:57 PM
@Andie.......http://www.smiliegenerator.de/s20/smilies-27078.png


@BB.....http://www.smiliegenerator.de/s20/smilies-27069.png


:lol: :lol:

Jonno B)
AussieSheila
11-20-2003, 10:13 PM
Originally posted by JONNO_CELEBS@21 November 2003 - 07:57
@Andie.......http://www.smiliegenerator.de/s20/smilies-27078.png


;) Does a chicken have lips? I dreamt about someone last night and can&#39;t bloody remember who. :( Were you creepin&#39; around in my dreams???? :ph34r:

BB, I&#39;m sure Jonno will lighten his load at regular intervals. :blink:

:o ;) :P :lol:
JONNO_CELEBS
11-20-2003, 10:15 PM
Could&#39;nt have been me :blink: I can&#39;t be in 2 people&#39;s dreams at once :P :lol: :lol:

Jonno B)
AussieSheila
11-20-2003, 10:42 PM
:P Yeah, you&#39;re right, that would be more a nightmare, I&#39;d be sure to remember it&#33;

:o ;) :lol:
JONNO_CELEBS
11-20-2003, 11:19 PM
:o Thanks very much :( Me sulks now :(

Jonno B)
NikkiD
11-20-2003, 11:46 PM
Originally posted by JONNO_CELEBS@20 November 2003 - 17:15
Could&#39;nt have been me :blink: I can&#39;t be in 2 people&#39;s dreams at once :P :lol: :lol:

Jonno B)
Yogi? Have you been dreaming about Jonno again? :lol: ;)
JONNO_CELEBS
11-20-2003, 11:50 PM
B....b....b....b....but, you said :unsure: .............Or maybe I was dreaming about my twin............mmmmmm....seeeeeeeeexy, sex with myself?..........Oh well, why break a habit of a lifetime :lol: :lol:

Jonno B)
NikkiD
11-20-2003, 11:56 PM
Erm... sex with yourself is very sexy... ;)

IwasonlyjokingJonnoyouknowitwasme :D
JONNO_CELEBS
11-21-2003, 12:00 AM
Hehe, you should know :P :D

Soyoudiddreamaboatmeawwwwdidwedoit? :D

Jonno B)
NikkiD
11-21-2003, 12:03 AM
Me??? o:)

:D

Innocent doesn&#39;t suit me does it... :rolleyes:

WellofcoursewediditandImustsayIwasprettyamazing :D
JONNO_CELEBS
11-21-2003, 12:47 AM
andIsleptthruthewholething..........typical :lol: :lol:

Yeah you inocent............like me :D

Jonno B)