Scotland's Shame

[JPaul]

Does anyone care about the Rangers situation outside of Scotland.

Are people even aware of it.

[chalice]

Vaguely. I'm not one for your common or garden puntsphere, but when it comes to triumphalism, I'm more aware.

People I work with seem somewhat delighted, and are willing to fry my brain with economic detail and ironies. Aside from that, no.

[JPaul]

That's what I figured. Not really an issue outwith our wee country.

In other news "work with".

Have you expanded the varnishing business.

[Squeamous]

All I know is that one group of naughty boys may go bust and lots of people are happy about that because it would mean an end to sectarian football violence. Is that the short of it?

[chalice]

That was Benjamin, you heidcase. I'm the Irish one who swears a lot. He's extended the varnishing to getting in at the root, and so becoming a tree-surgeon extraordinaire.

Tree-hugging to tree torture in two years. It's obscene I tells you.

[Snee]

Does anyone care about the Rangers situation outside of Scotland.

Are people even aware of it.

No, no.

[JPaul]

That was Benjamin, you heidcase. I'm the Irish one who swears a lot. He's extended the varnishing to getting in at the root, and so becoming a tree-surgeon extraordinaire.

Tree-hugging to tree torture in two years. It's obscene I tells you.

To be fair I am a wee bit pished.

In other considerations, please accept my sincere apologies.

[JPaul]

All I know is that one group of naughty boys may go bust and lots of people are happy about that because it would mean an end to sectarian football violence. Is that the short of it?

A decent précis.

[Squeamous]

I'm aware of it because I read things.

[JPaul]

Does anyone care about the Rangers situation outside of Scotland.

Are people even aware of it.

No, no.

How do you know if you don't care about it if you aren't aware of it.

Oh you, ya wee scamp.

[Something Else]

Does anyone care about the Rangers situation outside of Scotland.

Are people even aware of it.


I've been reading the news about it. The ramifications are, as yet, unknown to me.

[Something Else]

That was Benjamin, you heidcase. I'm the Irish one who swears a lot. He's extended the varnishing to getting in at the root, and so becoming a tree-surgeon extraordinaire.

Tree-hugging to tree torture in two years. It's obscene I tells you.

I couldn't have described it better. I really couldn't. Not without lessons.

[manker]

Does anyone care about the Rangers situation outside of Scotland.

Are people even aware of it.Yeah.
I tried to talk to you about it the last time you came to these shores.

I'm a bit fucked off with you lot at the moment, as it happens. Stealing the Welsh thunder.
I wasn't even aware that you were touring,

We probably won't even beat them now and if we do, it'll be all; 'yeah but the Scotch beat them so they're pish anyhow' :emo:

[JPaul]

Does anyone care about the Rangers situation outside of Scotland.

Are people even aware of it.Yeah.
I tried to talk to you about it the last time you came to these shores.

I'm a bit fucked off with you lot at the moment, as it happens. Stealing the Welsh thunder.
I wasn't even aware that you were touring,

We probably won't even beat them now and if we do, it'll be all; 'yeah but the Scotch beat them so they're pish anyhow' :emo:


What in the name of Jesus H Fuck are you talking about.

You're all over the plaice there.

[manker]

Yeah.
I tried to talk to you about it the last time you came to these shores.

I'm a bit fucked off with you lot at the moment, as it happens. Stealing the Welsh thunder.
I wasn't even aware that you were touring,

We probably won't even beat them now and if we do, it'll be all; 'yeah but the Scotch beat them so they're pish anyhow' :emo:


What in the name of Jesus H Fuck are you talking about.

You're all over the plaice there.If only there was another Scotch around to explain matters.
One who likes sport, preferably.

[JPaul]

Almost ten o'clock.

[manker]

Bile spewer.

[JPaul]

Polish left back

[Something Else]

Polish left back

Even Pope's need to start somewhere.

Wasn't he a keeper.

[manker]

I think that was the last pope.
This new one didn't play footie so no one is really interested in him.

[JPaul]

I think that was the last pope.
This new one didn't play footie so no one is really interested in him.


He was more into the naziing

[JPaul]

Polish left back

Even Pope's need to start somewhere.

Wasn't he a keeper.

I was quite fond of him.

[manker]

Even Pope's need to start somewhere.

Wasn't he a keeper.

I was quite fond of him.:pinch:

[mjmacky]

I don't keep up with Rugby.

[JPaul]

I don't keep up with Rugby.

To be fair you aren't a welshist, the only people who really care about the rugby.

[mjmacky]

I don't keep up with Rugby.

To be fair you aren't a welshist, the only people who really care about the rugby.

There are people who care about rugby? :ohmy:

[manker]

:eyebrows:

The Scotch used to care about it until an Englishman took over their team and made them even more shite.

[JPaul]

Which no-one thought possible.

[vivitron 15]

Does anyone care about the Rangers situation outside of Scotland.

Are people even aware of it.
Is this the thing where the slightly dodgy scottish fella* sold the income rights to future season tickets...on the off-chance that anyone bought a season ticket in the future?



*aren't all scottish fellas dodgy?

[manker]

They're all coming back for the upcoming 10th anniversary party.

Did you hear about the free cocaine and hookers, vivitron?

[vivitron 15]

indeed..i watched a documentary about scotland-land...i think it was called Trainspotting

[manker]

indeed..i watched a documentary about scotland-land...i think it was called TrainspottingNo, I mean there are free cocaine and hookers at the upcoming FST 10th anniversary shindig.

If that was in Scotland, you'd get four Silk Cut and a bucket of aids.

[j2k4]

Speaking of colloquialisms, but I know what "FST 10th anniversary shindig" means.

Didn't we have one of those long ago?

This should be the Second Tenth Anny, blah, blah, blah...

Should be Sonja, Sara, and La Soph, if she can be found.

[manker]

Barbie said that it's the 10th. And he's like member number 8.
I got that information from Snee.

Basically, those two guys are always right and when they agree, it's a whole new direction pertaining to win.

[j2k4]

Barbie said that it's the 10th. And he's like member number 8.
I got that information from Snee.

Basically, those two guys are always right and when they agree, it's a whole new direction pertaining to win.

Barbie has a few days on me.

I was November of the year he was August-ish, IIRC.

[vivitron 15]

Ah, no...I know not what you're on about! I was bored and thought I'd see what was going on here, and couldn't pass the opportunity to diss the Scottish.

I joined in 03 I think, so I've been around for 9 years

[vivitron 15]

When is the party, and what's the dress code?

[manker]

Um.
I think the only stipulation for entry is that you post an appropriate pic in the toilet paper head thread.

[JPaul]

I joined a bit after midnight on Hogmany 2004.

I wasn't me back then of course.

I remember it was all very serious back then. People were sharing files and stuff.

On Kazaa FFS.

Random Nut had written Kazaa lite, to get rid of all the extraneous shite.

[chalice]

I joined a bit after midnight on Hogmany 2004.

I wasn't me back then of course.

I remember it was all very serious back then. People were sharing files and stuff.

On Kazaa FFS.

Random Nut had written Kazaa lite, to get rid of all the extraneous shite.

Shite is what you're talking there, Seamus. The wee small hours of 2003, if I'm not wrong, according to yourself. And I'm not.

[JPaul]

I joined a bit after midnight on Hogmany 2004.

I wasn't me back then of course.

I remember it was all very serious back then. People were sharing files and stuff.

On Kazaa FFS.

Random Nut had written Kazaa lite, to get rid of all the extraneous shite.

Shite is what you're talking there, Seamus. The wee small hours of 2003, if I'm not wrong, according to yourself. And I'm not.

Really, was the plaice here then.

If so you are once again absolutely correct.

It was the wee small hours of the year just after the internet started.

[Snee]

The temp forum was up around august 2003, and I know you were both there, so.

Thing is, both JP's and J2's account were remade, at some point. J2's current(?) account is number 97000-something in the database, which makes no scents.

[JPaul]

I was J'Pol at one stage.

As an homage to Star Wars.

[Snee]

Was that from Star Wars episode VII: The Klingon Menace?

[chalice]

You were PB Montgolfier briefly. I think that was your first. JPaul was next, I think. JP Fugley was legendary. Loads more. Wizard Scuff. luls.

[JPaul]

PB Montgolfier was from Led Zeppelin

Mr JP Fugley was actually two people, but Fugley didn't use it very often

Wizard Scuff was really just because I thought it was a brilliant name.

[Mr JP Fugley]

PB Montgolfier was from Led Zeppelin

Mr JP Fugley was actually two people, but Fugley didn't use it very often

Wizard Scuff was really just because I thought it was a brilliant name.

Who gives a fuck arsewipe.

[j2k4]

I Remember Mama.

[chalice]

How the fucking fuck does Mr JP Fugley predate JPaul. There's fuckery afoot to the max.

[JPaul]

It's all done with smoke and mirrors.

[j2k4]

What you should do, Jim, is publish a short autobiographical history of your multi-splendored tenure here, with a complete recounting of your various presences...or you could do something else.

[JPaul]

Was that from Star Wars episode VII: The Klingon Menace?

:shifty::rolleyes::whistling

[JPaul]

What you should do, Jim, is publish a short autobiographical history of your multi-splendored tenure here, with a complete recounting of your various presences...or you could do something else.

That is what I have been working on all of this time.

My favourite bit was when I fell out with this bloke this one time.

[j2k4]

What you should do, Jim, is publish a short autobiographical history of your multi-splendored tenure here, with a complete recounting of your various presences...or you could do something else.

That is what I have been working on all of this time.

My favourite bit was when I fell out with this bloke this one time.

Really?

Don't remember that...not once, anyway. :)

[JPaul]

That is what I have been working on all of this time.

My favourite bit was when I fell out with this bloke this one time.


Really?

Don't remember that...not once, anyway. :)


It was barely noticeable, easily missed.

[j2k4]

Really?

Don't remember that...not once, anyway. :)


It was barely noticeable, easily missed.

The barest, slimmest, essence of nuance.

Sure.

[vivitron 15]

Ah, think I joined late 02 or early 03 then...remember temp forum, and the trx wars...maybe it is more than ten years then.

[j2k4]

Ah, think I joined late 02 or early 03 then...remember temp forum, and the trx wars...maybe it is more than ten years then.

Sure seems so.

[chalice]

Ah, think I joined late 02 or early 03 then...remember temp forum, and the trx wars...maybe it is more than ten years then.

Yep, and you've knocked our internets socks right the fuck off to the max.

Whoever the fuck you are, like.

[vivitron 15]

Ah, you must be the resident knob who gets off on posting shit to make himself feel like a big man..every forum needs one.

[chalice]

Ah, you must be the resident knob who gets off on posting shit to make himself feel like a big man..every forum needs one.

Quite. And you must be the ethereal vapour who claims membership of this forum yet knows next to fuck all about it.

The lounge is jam fucking packed with resident knobs posting shite, hoping against hope they'll get off. And they do. You're the twat who's lost its bearings.

[Snee]

Not to worry. There's one single solitary alone singularity of a nice man left in the lounge. And his name is me.

[Snee]

I don't really give a fuck about any of you guise, but I'm putting that one out there just in case some hot chicks happen to be reading.

[chalice]

Also keep them peepers peeled for them there Swedish Japanese types. They'll have your trusting eyeballs out quick smart.

True war story.

[vivitron 15]

The lounge has always been full of bullshit posts about nothing of interest, I'm under no delusions there. It's amazing that you feel the need to add something shit to every thread.

And what makes you think I claim to be a regular member here? I happened upon this thread to discuss the financial mismanagement of a football club.

[IdolEyes787]

The lounge has always been full of bullshit posts about nothing of interest, I'm under no delusions there. It's amazing that you feel the need to add something shit to every thread.

And what makes you think I claim to be a regular member here? I happened upon this thread to discuss the financial mismanagement of a football club.

So it is in fact possible to hate someone without ever having met them.

[chalice]

That's the greatest football club the world has ever seen. Fact. Look at the stats.

Should I frolic along bestride you, then, waiting for the gold? Cunts like you need a nudging.

Tell you what, you add something then I'll add something. Before we know it you'll have borrowed yourself a personality.

[mjmacky]

I happened upon this thread to discuss the financial mismanagement of a football club.

If true, that's the gayest thing I've ever heard today.

[vivitron 15]

I happened upon this thread to discuss the financial mismanagement of a football club.

If true, that's the gayest thing I've ever heard today.

you'll have to pick up the relative gayness of the subject with JP:


Does anyone care about the Rangers situation outside of Scotland.

Are people even aware of it.
http://www.rangers.co.uk/

[mjmacky]

If true, that's the gayest thing I've ever heard today.

you'll have to pick up the relative gayness of the subject with JP:

Gays with a feather tickle their testes together.

[JPaul]

Discussing the death of the huns is as manly as a manly thing.

Like curtains and muesli.

Not together like, that's just mad.

[mjmacky]

Discussing the death of the huns is as manly as a manly thing.

Like curtains and muesli.

Not together like, that's just mad.

I think it was manker that regaled us with a story about his friend spilling his muesli on the curtains. It is kind of gay when you think about it.

Yep, it was manker (http://filesharingtalk.com/threads/448364-Proof-that-the-Sports-Club-forum-is-pish?p=3676901&viewfull=1#post3676901)

[Biggles]

Does anyone care about the Rangers situation outside of Scotland.

Are people even aware of it.Yeah.
I tried to talk to you about it the last time you came to these shores.

I'm a bit fucked off with you lot at the moment, as it happens. Stealing the Welsh thunder.
I wasn't even aware that you were touring,

We probably won't even beat them now and if we do, it'll be all; 'yeah but the Scotch beat them so they're pish anyhow' :emo:

As an ovoid puntsphere fan I followed all of that....along with having the advantage of knowing the subsequent outcome and thereby declaring that they weren't pish after all. That said the Kiwis didn't half administer a beating to the Oirish. I'm glad we are not off to NZ next.

[Barbarossa]

Does anyone care about the Rangers situation outside of Scotland.

Are people even aware of it.

I'm not aware of their situation, so I can't determine if I care or not, but on balance, probably not... :dabs: