Hoi Manker

[JPaul]

You're a bean flicker.

If a company doesn't pay any VAT or PAYE / NI for a year, then goes into administration owing HMRC £15m how likely are they to accept a CVA for say 10p in the pound.

You must be involved with a lot of really iffy businesses.

[Squeamous]

You're a bean flicker.


It wasn't until I left the thread that I realised you didn't mean what I thought you meant. I just had to come back and tell you.

[megabyteme]

You're a bean flicker.

If a company doesn't pay any VAT or PAYE / NI for a year, then goes into administration owing HMRC £15m how likely are they to accept a CVA for say 10p in the pound.

You must be involved with a lot of really iffy businesses.

That sounds a lot like jail time to me. The company collected tax money then spent it. It was not the company/owner's position to "borrow" it. I don't think bankruptcy grants a free pass on that. If so, that sort of "business" would be a common occurrence. While the money may be irrecoverable, there is typically a price to be paid for "using" money that belongs to the state.

[megabyteme]

You're a bean flicker.


It wasn't until I left the thread that I realised you didn't mean what I thought you meant. I just had to come back and tell you.

I would bet manker has flicked both beans at the same time.

[Squeamous]

With an abacus? :O

[mjmacky]

He's magic with numbers, he made my 10" disappear in his mouth, abracadabracus.

[Squeamous]

Stop talking about your giant penis, we all know it's tiny!! :fist:

[mjmacky]

Stop talking about your giant penis, we all know it's tiny!! :fist:

I was actually underselling, I thought if I said 14", it'd be kind of hard for everyone to swallow.

[Squeamous]

:dry:

Isn't such a thing about as useful to you as a rocket launcher with no ammo?

[mjmacky]

I think you mean rocket with no launcher. It's useful as a bludgeoning device when my arms and legs are constricted.

[mjmacky]

Meaning I have no other uses for it.

[Artemis]

Where is manker by the way? Did he try to leg it over to Belgium only to fail miserably, and is he currently being interrogated by some unsympathetic squareheads?

[mjmacky]

Where is manker by the way? Did he try to leg it over to Belgium only to fail miserably, and is he currently being interrogated by some unsympathetic squareheads?

Probably negotiating a deal to buy back his passport.

[IdolEyes787]

Please stop this before you wake up some Brits and they start going on about football and other nonsense.

[Artemis]

Please stop this before you wake up some Brits and they start going on about football and other nonsense.

I will give you that, at least you have the decency not to prattle on about who ripped who's medula oblongata out this week in the ice hockey.

[megabyteme]

Please stop this before you wake up some Brits and they start going on about football and other nonsense.

I will give you that, at least you have the decency not to prattle on about who ripped who's medula oblongata out this week in the ice hockey.

Canadians Aspiring hockey players have those removed at an early age. It makes it easier to build up the scar tissue without producing too much pressure on the other hockey-related parts of the brain.

[megabyteme]

And manker isn't so much negotiating for his passport, as paying for someone to forget about finding the dead hookers in his trunk. I've always found those negotiations to be tense and costly myself.

[mjmacky]

And manker isn't so much negotiating for his passport, as paying for someone to forget about finding the dead hookers in his trunk. I've always found those negotiations to be tense and costly myself.

You have to remember, they're in the boot, which means closer to the ground.

[IdolEyes787]

I was either kill the hookers or pay them.

[Artemis]

I was either kill the hookers or pay them.

Ammunition is alot cheaper than bribery. :naughty:

[megabyteme]

I was either kill the hookers or pay them.

Ammunition is alot cheaper than bribery. :naughty:

See, there is a little bit of American Texan in you. It just took a high, persistent fever to bring it out...

[Squeamous]

Manker is in fact currently chained to the radiator in my spare room. And I've confiscated his recently recovered passport until such a time as he puts out :ermm:

[mjmacky]

Manker is in fact currently chained to the radiator in my spare room. And I've confiscated his recently recovered passport until such a time as he puts out :ermm:

Get his friends to arrange another stag party.

[Artemis]

Manker is in fact currently chained to the radiator in my spare room. And I've confiscated his recently recovered passport until such a time as he puts out :ermm:

Please tell me he is currently made up as Pirate Princess Pickle Bunny, and you have the pictures to be leaked online if he doesn't put out. :naughty:

[Squeamous]

Get his friends to arrange another stag party.

I want his peen not his hand in marriage :blink:



Manker is in fact currently chained to the radiator in my spare room. And I've confiscated his recently recovered passport until such a time as he puts out :ermm:

Please tell me he is currently made up as Pirate Princess Pickle Bunny, and you have the pictures to be leaked online if he doesn't put out. :naughty:

I like the way you think :naughty:

[mjmacky]

I want his peen not his hand in marriage :blink:

If that's where your mind went, maybe you're selling yourself short on the idea.

[Biggles]

With an abacus? :O

Mmmmm abacus

:naughty:

[Biggles]

You're a bean flicker.

If a company doesn't pay any VAT or PAYE / NI for a year, then goes into administration owing HMRC £15m how likely are they to accept a CVA for say 10p in the pound.

You must be involved with a lot of really iffy businesses.

I guess it will be which is the least worst option. 10p or nothing. However, if HRMC* thought there was a possibility of collecting more than the 10p the chances are the will kick the offer into touch.

Worst case scenario is HRMC take what they can and a New Company forms to replace the old one but is a shadow of its former self...obviously worst case is subjective here.

* Trowels and handshakes may apply.

[Squeamous]

If that's where your mind went, maybe you're selling yourself short on the idea.

Manky's not the marrying kind :snooty:




Mmmmm abacus

:naughty:

:O

[manker]

You're a bean flicker.

If a company doesn't pay any VAT or PAYE / NI for a year, then goes into administration owing HMRC £15m how likely are they to accept a CVA for say 10p in the pound.

You must be involved with a lot of really iffy businesses.

I guess it will be which is the least worst option. 10p or nothing. However, if HRMC* thought there was a possibility of collecting more than the 10p the chances are the will kick the offer into touch.
How does he have enough time to sort Rangers out when his existence is almost completely taken up by making vids on youtube and being ziggy's best internet friend.

[Snee]

He always was a bit of an overachiever, tho', that the.

[manker]

'that the' :happy: