In memoriam of Darth Whatever

[mjmacky]

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[Artemis]

:blink:

[IdolEyes787]

I heard that he got trapped in an elevator for a couple of hours and literally bored himself to death.

[mjmacky]

:blink:

Yes, that just happened.

[mjmacky]

I heard that he got trapped in an elevator for a couple of hours and literally bored himself to death.

Only because it didn't have any reflective surfaces.

[megabyteme]

I heard that he got trapped in an elevator for a couple of hours and literally bored himself to death.

I heard he lost his apartment key, and no one would let him back indoors. Anywhere.

[IdolEyes787]

I heard that he got trapped in an elevator for a couple of hours and literally bored himself to death.

I heard he lost his apartment key, and no one would let him back indoors. Anywhere.

I understand.I'd fill my house with vacuum cleaner salesmen and Jehovah's Witnesses before I'd let that cawk under my roof.

[megabyteme]

I'd include Nigerian businessmen who found me via email to that list, as well.

[Squeamous]

I wouldn't let him into my vagina.

That's it, I wouldn't let him into my vagina :mellow:

[mjmacky]

I wouldn't let him into my vagina.

That's it, I wouldn't let him into my vagina :mellow:

What would you do in retaliation of him sneaking into your vagina? Meg would shoot him, Idol would get new patch material for his tubes, yours should be themed as well.

[Squeamous]

What would you do in retaliation of him sneaking into your vagina? Meg would shoot him, Idol would get new patch material for his tubes, yours should be themed as well.

It's simply not an option. I've set man-traps around the perimeter.

[mjmacky]

It's simply not an option. I've set man-traps around the perimeter.

Those sound too broad to assure manker's wanker's safety.

[megabyteme]

I wouldn't let him into my vagina.

That's it, I wouldn't let him into my vagina :mellow:

That's pretty harsh considering even Dave made the qualifications necessary. :O

[100%]

Titan containers are worthy.

[megabyteme]

That's pretty harsh considering even Dave made the qualifications necessary. :O

He no doubt threatened her into it.


Excuse me miss, does this cloth smell like chloroform? X5 years. When something works, no reason to change it. :D

[Biggles]

I wouldn't let him into my vagina.

That's it, I wouldn't let him into my vagina :mellow:

Commendable morals but I'm not sure a thread about Titan containers is the most apposite

Only saying like :dabs:

[Squeamous]

Those sound too broad to assure manker's wanker's safety.

:smilie4:

(I don't really get it so I'm using that smilie to imply I'm soooo in on the joke, while effectively preventing you from pursuing it further. I'm telling you this to help you)




That's pretty harsh considering even Dave made the qualifications necessary. :O

:smilie4:

(Mary - here I do actually get it and I'm intimating I find Meg's wit very amoosing)




Commendable morals but I'm not sure a thread about Titan containers is the most apposite

Only saying like :dabs:

You'd be surprised :naughty:

[OlegL]

Darth as in jojosalami and as in ringhunter?

[mjmacky]

Darth as in jojosalami and as in ringhunter?

No, as in Artemis.

[mjmacky]

:smilie4:

(I don't really get it so I'm using that smilie to imply I'm soooo in on the joke, while effectively preventing you from pursuing it further. I'm telling you this to help you)

x-thread reference, you're trying to lure manker into it but the entire thing is booby trapped. I just don't take him as being Indiana Jones enough to go for it despite that.

[Squeamous]

x-thread reference, you're trying to lure manker into it but the entire thing is booby trapped. I just don't take him as being Indiana Jones enough to go for it despite that.

You just said 'booby'. That should be enough.

[mjmacky]

x-thread reference, you're trying to lure manker into it but the entire thing is booby trapped. I just don't take him as being Indiana Jones enough to go for it despite that.

You just said 'booby'. That should be enough.

I saw myself walk into that one. I couldn't figure how to finagle it into a post with more layers without finding it too convoluted for even myself. That's when I needs helps.

[Squeamous]

I saw myself walk into that one. I couldn't figure how to finagle it into a post with more layers without finding it too convoluted for even myself. That's when I needs helps.

I like the word 'finagle', it's one of my favourites. I also like 'sequester' - I think basically any word that implies cunning and deceit :happy:

[mjmacky]

I have an affection for awkward, I think the Welshman in me likes the string of consonants.

That's right, turns out we know why you had such a difficult time with manker.

[Squeamous]

I have an affection for awkward, I think the Welshman in me likes the string of consonants.

That's right, turns out we know why you had such a difficult time with manker.

I thought it was an STD. You mean it was you all along? :pinch:

[mjmacky]

I have an affection for awkward, I think the Welshman in me likes the string of consonants.

That's right, turns out we know why you had such a difficult time with manker.

I thought it was an STD. You mean it was you all along? :pinch:

I don't know why you had to bring Orb into this.

[Squeamous]

Or are you implying you and Manker are one and the same, and that's why he's still steadfastly refusing to reach tumescence even with the help of pessaries and pumps?

[mjmacky]

Or are you implying you and Manker are one and the same

No it was the other thing, otherwise I'd be editing all of your posts :sly:

[Squeamous]

No it was the other thing, otherwise I'd be editing all of your posts :sly:

:O why? My posts are beyond reproach.

[mjmacky]

No it was the other thing, otherwise I'd be editing all of your posts :sly:

:O why? My posts are beyond reproach.

It's in my sequestrous nature to protect my diction.

[Squeamous]

You're just making up words and saying things now.

Well I won't tolerate it. I'm going to bed. Good night to you sir!

[mjmacky]

I love how you show me my new favorite words.

I revel in it, but for now I'm going to bed. Good night to you sir!

You're welcome.

[manker]

Or are you implying you and Manker are one and the same, and that's why he's still steadfastly refusing to reach tumescence even with the help of pessaries and pumps?
Aren't pessaries for girls. Girls with thrush, innit.
What are you imagining that you've done to me.

I'm asking because I've got an inkling that it might be lesbionic and I've not knocked one out yet today.

[Squeamous]

Aren't pessaries for girls. Girls with thrush, innit.
What are you imagining that you've done to me.

I'm asking because I've got an inkling that it might be lesbionic and I've not knocked one out yet today.

You can get pessaries for boner problems can't you? I think I just assumed....

[Squeamous]

Wait I think I'm thinking of butt plugs.

[manker]

And not for the first time.

[manker]

Aren't pessaries for girls. Girls with thrush, innit.
What are you imagining that you've done to me.

I'm asking because I've got an inkling that it might be lesbionic and I've not knocked one out yet today.

You can get pessaries for boner problems can't you? I think I just assumed....:crazy:
I'd rather not have a boner.

And also, you were wishing I had a vagina. I think I'd be the perfect weekend's entertainment for you if only I had a fanny.

[Squeamous]

I was not wishing you had a vagina! Stop trying to shoehorn me into your lesbian fantasy, I won't go!

[manker]

We'll watch lesbian porn while I'm staying over. If you don't like it, we'll have to find something else to do.

And then everyone wins :smilie4:

[Squeamous]

I like Scrabble! :happy:

[manker]

Cervix on treble word score would be win.

[Squeamous]

So would the treble :naughty:

[manker]

:o
Quelle minx.

treble word score is now the new pet name for my meat-wanger

[Squeamous]

I must have been tired when I let that one slip :no: