Stupid Email Spam!

[•Balla•]

i get this email from these ********


"[This is a joke that is really funny and it works!]
An old lady walked into a Grocery Store.
She wanted to buy the best dog food in the world for her little puppy.
She went up to the cash register to buy the food.
The sales-lady told her that the store did not allow old ladies to buy animal food unless they show the actual animal because a lot of old ladies like to eat the animal food themselves.
So the old lady went home, got her dog and went back to the store to buy her dog food.
The next day she came back to buy the best cat food around But the Saleslady told her the same thing, so the old lady went back home and brought her cat to the Grocery Store to buy the cat food.
The next day the old lady went to the Grocery Store again carrying a big container. She went up to the sales lady and said, "Put your hand inside here". The Saleslady shook her head. "NO", she said, "there is probably something in there that will bite me!" "I promise you that there is nothing in here that will bite you". the old lady said. So the Saleslady stuck her hand inside the container and screamed.
To find out what was inside the container you must send this to at least 10 people, when it says, your mail has been sent...instead of clicking OK, hit ALT-8 and the container will pop up on your screen. "

and nothing even fkin happens when i press alt 8 stupid bs i dont get it whats the point of these emails? do they get money for sending it to ppl?

[ZaZu]

mailwasher (http://www.mailwasher.net/) B)

[ibelledthecat]

Originally posted by •Balla•@19 November 2003 - 05:59
i get this email from these ********


"[This is a joke that is really funny and it works!]
An old lady walked into a Grocery Store.
She wanted to buy the best dog food in the world for her little puppy.
She went up to the cash register to buy the food.
The sales-lady told her that the store did not allow old ladies to buy animal food unless they show the actual animal because a lot of old ladies like to eat the animal food themselves.
So the old lady went home, got her dog and went back to the store to buy her dog food.
The next day she came back to buy the best cat food around But the Saleslady told her the same thing, so the old lady went back home and brought her cat to the Grocery Store to buy the cat food.
The next day the old lady went to the Grocery Store again carrying a big container. She went up to the sales lady and said, "Put your hand inside here". The Saleslady shook her head. "NO", she said, "there is probably something in there that will bite me!" "I promise you that there is nothing in here that will bite you". the old lady said. So the Saleslady stuck her hand inside the container and screamed.
To find out what was inside the container you must send this to at least 10 people, when it says, your mail has been sent...instead of clicking OK, hit ALT-8 and the container will pop up on your screen. "

and nothing even fkin happens when i press alt 8 stupid bs i dont get it whats the point of these emails? do they get money for sending it to ppl?
reply them an e-mail saying :-

first fuck ur mom's bootie.
then a white liquid will eject out of ur stick.
collect it in a glass
pour it over ur motherboard (of ur computer)
wait for the FBI to come and arrest u for performing terrorist :ph34r: acts.
rot in jail and leave the world in peace.
:D :P :D :P :D :P

[•Balla•]

lol did that


does mail washer actually work

[UKMan]

Originally posted by •Balla•@19 November 2003 - 19:32
lol did that


does mail washer actually work
I use it myself - works like this:
It tells you what mail is waiting to be fetched.
You can view the headers of the mail BEFORE you DL.
You can either DL the mail OR Bounce it back to the sender.

The free version works well, but only 1 email account is allowed.

Peace
UKMan

[Sparkle1984]

and nothing even fkin happens when i press alt 8 stupid bs i dont get it whats the point of these emails? do they get money for sending it to ppl?

You really seriously expected something to happen??!! :lol: :lol:

[scribblec]

the thing in the container is shit........

[•Balla•]

how u know? yea lol im new to pcs and i expected somting :unsure:

[scribblec]

Originally posted by •Balla•@19 November 2003 - 22:10
how u know? yea lol im new to pcs and i expected somting :unsure:
cos its an old joke........



no wait i sent it to 200 people and it poped out my cd drive rite nex to me a box full of shit.... ;)

[UKMan]

Originally posted by •Balla•@19 November 2003 - 23:10
how u know? yea lol im new to pcs and i expected somting  :unsure:
Try to be more carefull with your email in future •Balla•, i suggest you take spam mail a bit more seriously. It can f*ck you up real bad and people who send them just have no respect for the kind of damage it causes.

Try to get some kind of email previewer (like mailwasher for instance), there are plenty out there. This at least gives you the chance of killing that crap before you download it. Only open mail you are certain of who the sender is and dont listen to any wise cracks here ;) Its not worth opening stuff just because it looks cool only to find you have to reformat <_<

Peace
UKMan

[Keikan]

Originally posted by ibelledthecat+19 November 2003 - 09:34--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (ibelledthecat @ 19 November 2003 - 09:34)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-•Balla•@19 November 2003 - 05:59
i get this email from these ********


"[This is a joke that is really funny and it works&#33;]
An old lady walked into a Grocery Store.
She wanted to buy the best dog food in the world for her little puppy.
She went up to the cash register to buy the food.
The sales-lady told her that the store did not allow old ladies to buy animal food unless they show the actual animal because a lot of old ladies like to eat the animal food themselves.
So the old lady went home, got her dog and went back to the store to buy her dog food.
The next day she came back to buy the best cat food around But the Saleslady told her the same thing, so the old lady went back home and brought her cat to the Grocery Store to buy the cat food.
The next day the old lady went to the Grocery Store again carrying a big container. She went up to the sales lady and said, "Put your hand inside here". The Saleslady shook her head. "NO", she said, "there is probably something in there that will bite me&#33;" "I promise you that there is nothing in here that will bite you". the old lady said. So the Saleslady stuck her hand inside the container and screamed.
To find out what was inside the container you must send this to at least 10 people, when it says, your mail has been sent...instead of clicking OK, hit ALT-8 and the container will pop up on your screen. "

and nothing even fkin happens when i press alt 8 stupid bs i dont get it whats the point of these emails? do they get money for sending it to ppl?
reply them an e-mail saying :-

first fuck ur mom&#39;s bootie.
then a white liquid will eject out of ur stick.
collect it in a glass
pour it over ur motherboard (of ur computer)
wait for the FBI to come and arrest u for performing terrorist :ph34r: acts.
rot in jail and leave the world in peace.
:D :P :D :P :D :P [/b][/quote]
ewwww....

[TheDave]

i wonder how these reach me. how can anyone be daft enough to pass it on?

[Keikan]

Originally posted by TheDave@19 November 2003 - 16:37
i wonder how these reach me. how can anyone be daft enough to pass it on?
If you ever send one of these e-mail to like a teenie bopper/aol lamer or computer idiots then your in big trouble

[TheDave]

Originally posted by Keikan+19 November 2003 - 23:47--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (Keikan @ 19 November 2003 - 23:47)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-TheDave@19 November 2003 - 16:37
i wonder how these reach me. how can anyone be daft enough to pass it on?
If you ever send one of these e-mail to like a teenie bopper/aol lamer or computer idiots then your in big trouble [/b][/quote]
true, i get from all the girls where i live. theyre all kinda slack

[Smith]

http://www.ebaumsworld.com/angryspam.html


:lol: :lol:


is this u??

[Abe]

Here is one I got&#33;




"There was once a boy living in illinois ready to go online to check his e-mail , as he typed in the url and such and read his 3 new messages then he noticed a all upercase e-mail that read "I BET YOU HAVE A SMALL DIIIIIICK BUY THIS TO IMPRESS THE LADIES" the boy thought what an ass whip but who cares I can always delete this crap or forward it to my dad but after he deleted it a screen poped up with yellow flashing black images saying "BUY THIS PRODUCT YOU FOOL DO NOT DELETE ME , PRESS OK TO DELETE ME " the boys proceded to slam the enter key and suffered from a small siezer and said screw it and shut the comp off. The next day he turned on his comp and noticed he had a virus/spyware all over his computer from that danm e-mail. So the boy did some reseraching though the clog of pop ups and freezes and found he sent him the e-mail so he renched under his bed for a 9mm and a can of spam and toke the keys and drove to his/hers house. He procced to the door of the trailer when a bottle of empty beer fell off the house and hit him on the head , he then knocked on the door 4 time and waited and while he did he saw two 400 pound women with a holy shirt and holy sweats walk buy complaning about doller store prices and that someone stole someones corner . He waited for 2 minutes and slowly opened the door to find beer bottles , AOL free disk , Porn mags labeld chicks with dicks and junk food so he walk around until he saw the most horrible sight on the earth of a 400 pount naked fat guy sitting by an inflatable chick on his computer laughing eviley as he created more annoying spam and spyware so the kid taped his shoulder shoved the spam can down his throut and put two shots in his head and happly ever after "

Sorry i&#39;m just tired and really hate spam.......... <_< I&#39;m a bad writer

[UKMan]

Not sure whats worse, getting this crap through the mail or deliberately reading it here :x

[The Real Santa]

i got one asking if my septic system workes lol