Manky!

[Squeamous]

Hope it wasn't too stressful for you returning home to the set of Waterworld :happy:

[manker]

:eyebrows:

It wasn't raining?
Which is unusual in and of itself given that I live in a Welsh castle.

[Squeamous]

:eyebrows:

It wasn't raining?
Which is unusual in and of itself given that I live in a Welsh castle.

The Castle is a pub on high ground one presumes :eyebrows:

[manker]

I have no earthly idea what any of this means.

halp, Snee.

[Squeamous]

I thought Wales had disappeared under the waves like a poor man's Atlantis while you were off galavanting.

[manker]

Why a poor man's Atlantis :emo:

[Squeamous]

Because Wales sucks :happy:

[manker]

you've probably never been there because your face sucks

[j2k4]

Can't have such biting (!) dissent, kids.

Go play in the traffic - I'll drive.

[j2k4]

I'm sorry, I meant sucking dissent.

Apologies for the misunderstanding...

[j2k4]

A fly on your wall, so to speak. :)

[Squeamous]

Shut up, Manky's land is worth almost as much as a bit of yours and don't you forget it.

Manky - got your back bruv x

[manker]

Thanks, sparkly-cupcake-vixen.
Faint praise is good enough :smilie4:

[j2k4]

Oh, go ahead and praise him, ffs.

Faintly, now.

[manker]

Oh, go ahead and praise him, ffs.

Faintly, now.Alright, Kev.
Two things you need to know about Squeams:

I hardly ever read all of her posts
She can't open spoilers due to being technologically challenged.
:smilie4:

[Squeamous]

I know which side my bread is buttered on. He may not be much but he's regular.

[manker]

And also; she has a gigantic lady garden.

[Squeamous]

Alright, Kev.
Two things you need to know about Squeams:

I hardly ever read all of her posts
She can't open spoilers due to being technologically challenged.
:smilie4:

I'm on my home PC now :dry:

[Squeamous]

And also; she has a gigantic lady garden.

If it was a flower it would be a Titan arum lilly :smoke:

[mjmacky]

Did mommy drive you back manky?

[mjmacky]

And also; she has a gigantic lady garden.

If it was a flower it would be a Titan arum lilly :smoke:

Not the Amorphophallus titanum?

[manker]

And also; she has a gigantic lady garden.

If it was a flower it would be a Titan arum lilly :smoke:She's also into botany.

And by that I mean that she is no stranger to the tradesman's entrance.

[manker]

I'm on my home PC now :dry:Oh :pinch:

[manker]

Did mommy drive you back manky?No, she drove me there!
I caught the Eurostar back like a pro.

[Squeamous]

Not the Amorphophallus titanum?

The very one!


She's also into botany.

And by that I mean that she is no stranger to the tradesman's entrance.

That was a stretch. Like your tradesman's entrance. Still telling yourself you made it to Belgium? :no:

[manker]

I did and there were no radiators there :emo"

[mjmacky]

That was a stretch.

Moar details about what you can do with your large phallus and how you can destroy manker's fanny!

[mjmacky]

I did and there were no radiators there :emo"

Your pinky slipped.

[manker]

I did and there were no radiators there :emo"

Your pinky slipped.There's goo on it.

[Squeamous]

I did and there were no radiators there :emo"

You're a silly boy. You could have had your stag do around mine! :sneaky:




Moar details about what you can do with your large phallus and how you can destroy manker's fanny!

I thought I'd hog-tie him, hang him from the ceiling by elastic and use his weight to aid my thrusting motion, since I'm not quite used to the strap-on yet.

[manker]

You're a silly boy. You could have had your stag do around mine! :evil:Around your what :o



:eyebrows:

Just how big is your whisker biscuit

[mjmacky]

I thought I'd hog-tie him, hang him from the ceiling by elastic and use his weight to aid my thrusting motion, since I'm not quite used to the strap-on yet.

Some guys get really upset when their pornos turn into comedy, but not me, tickling my funny bone gives me just as much pleasure as tickling the other bone.

[Squeamous]

Around your what :o



:eyebrows:

Just how big is your whisker biscuit

You can fit a dart board and a full size Snooker table in there.




Some guys get really upset when their pornos turn into comedy, but not me, tickling my funny bone gives me just as much pleasure as tickling the other bone.

I wasn't joking :mellow:

[manker]

:eyebrows:

[mjmacky]

I wasn't joking :mellow:

I didn't imply there was one :naughty:

[Squeamous]

I wasn't joking :mellow:

I didn't imply there was one :naughty:

If you're implying I'm not funny that's not very funny :snooty:

[mjmacky]

I didn't imply there was one :naughty:

If you're implying I'm not funny that's not very funny :snooty:

OK, Mary5, I am a nice guy so I'll elaborate. I find amusement in your sexual shenanigans while safely watching from a distance :balustrade:

[Squeamous]

OK, Mary5, I am a nice guy so I'll elaborate. I find amusement in your sexual shenanigans while safely watching from a distance :balustrade:

Stop looking at my ankles you pervert.

[mjmacky]

Oh yeah baby, put some torsion on the fabric.

[Squeamous]

I'm getting my wellies!!

[mjmacky]

I'm getting my wellies!!

115630

[Squeamous]

Omfg, do you have a foot fetish? FFS! You tricked us!!! How will we ever trust you again :snooty:. You abused us. In our own homes. ​I'll have to move.

[manker]

I'm just glad I kept my socks on.
I took them off, at first, until I realised I had unsightly elastic marks and not quite enough hair to cover their secret shame.

[mjmacky]

I have marks too, I just don't have a good enough camera to capture the details.