Muslim pornography

[mjmacky]

Post your ankles you bunch of fat fucks.

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[manker]

I've just realised that you put a full calf bandage on that tiny scrape you suffered when you fell off your bike.

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:ghey:

[Squeamous]

Makes a change from being asked to walk around on people.

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[Squeamous]

I've just realised that you put a full calf bandage on that tiny scrape you suffered when you fell off your bike.

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:ghey:

I hear you post all your best work from the toilet.

[mjmacky]

I've just realised that you put a full calf bandage on that tiny scrape you suffered when you fell off your bike.
http://i.fststatic.com/smilies/ghey.gif

It was so I didn't rub antibacterial gel all over everything obviously, healed up nicely. It was really fucking itchy for the first two days.

[mjmacky]

Makes a change from being asked to walk around on people.

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That's totally softcore.

[Squeamous]

Mary's is slightly eerie :unsure:

[mjmacky]

Mary's is slightly eerie :unsure:

Blue screen from TV methinks.

[manker]

I've just realised that you put a full calf bandage on that tiny scrape you suffered when you fell off your bike.

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:ghey:

I hear you post all your best work from the toilet.brb

[Squeamous]

That's totally softcore.
That's how they come! You wouldn't want me to pretend I get changed after I get in from work would you?

[mjmacky]

That's totally softcore.
That's how they come! You wouldn't want me to pretend I get changed after I get in from work would you?


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qbYeWwPxJdc

[manker]

I hear you post all your best work from the toilet.brb

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[Squeamous]

I think we've found the one thing in the world that doesn't make me horny. Thank you Mary :mellow:

[mjmacky]

brb

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:glag:

I bet you spent the better part of a minute cleaning up the ground in front of the toilet.

[mjmacky]

I think we've found the one thing in the world that doesn't make me horny. Thank you Mary :mellow:

How perfect the timing that it followed manker's post and not mine :smilie4:

[Squeamous]

Oh don't even go there Manky

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[manker]

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:glag:

I bet you spent the better part of a minute cleaning up the ground in front of the toilet.
The ground in front of the toilet was already pretty clear.
However, I've made a mental note to never visit your toilet unless it's strictly necessary.

I don't know why but I kept giggling as I typed that.

[manker]

Oh don't even go there Manky

115628Oh my fucking word :lol:
Are they actual slippers?

Btw, I'm challenging you to a sock duel. Which you may win. But I've got awesome pants so I'll defeat you in the next duel to leave us all square going into the final challenge.

[Squeamous]

Oh my fucking word :lol:
Are they actual slippers?

Btw, I'm challenging you to a sock duel. Which you may win. But I've got awesome pants so I'll defeat you in the next duel to leave us all square going into the final challenge.

They're shoes, but they're from my dressing up box. Ditto the socks. You won't beat me on the pants front either. Remember I have glow in the dark acid face boxers?

[mjmacky]

Not to be left out of the toilet/sex shots, I retaliate with this:

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[mjmacky]

However, I've made a mental note to never visit your toilet unless it's strictly necessary.

I don't know why but I kept giggling as I typed that.

There are litter crystals that tend to populate the area in front of my toilet, picture explains all.

[Squeamous]

Your feet are naked man!! Good grief!! Your cat is looking at something else, Manky is washing his feet in the toilet and I don't know where to look. I suppose I could take a pic of my feet next to the recycling bin, but what would be the point?

[mjmacky]

Your feet are naked man!! Good grief!! Your cat is looking at something else, Manky is washing his feet in the toilet and I don't know where to look. I suppose I could take a pic of my feet next to the recycling bin, but what would be the point?

That's just because I'm HBO to your TBS Striptease. That might be an American cable in-joke.

[Squeamous]

That's just because I'm HBO to your TBS Striptease. That might be an American cable in-joke.

I am aware of Game of Thrones :snooty:

[manker]

However, I've made a mental note to never visit your toilet unless it's strictly necessary.

I don't know why but I kept giggling as I typed that.

There are litter crystals that tend to populate the area in front of my toilet, picture explains all.does it really explain why you thought other people would also place objects in front of their toilets.
I'm not even sure if it explains why you do, either :unsure:

[manker]

Oh my fucking word :lol:
Are they actual slippers?

Btw, I'm challenging you to a sock duel. Which you may win. But I've got awesome pants so I'll defeat you in the next duel to leave us all square going into the final challenge.

They're shoes, but they're from my dressing up box. Ditto the socks. You won't beat me on the pants front either. Remember I have glow in the dark acid face boxers?
|Doesn't matter, I'll win that round. You have no idea what's been lurking just over my cawk.

[Squeamous]

Neither do you. You weren't conscious for the whole of last weekend :naughty:

[mjmacky]

That's just because I'm HBO to your TBS Striptease. That might be an American cable in-joke.

I am aware of Game of Thrones :snooty:


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DuQP4d_r_Gs

[Squeamous]

Are you saying I've been badly dubbed? :ermm:

[mjmacky]

Are you saying I've been badly dubbed? :ermm:

No, no, I'm saying it's all unnecessary censorship.


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e0jjXTEqQP4

[Squeamous]

Easy for you to say, you're not the one ending up with sticky ankles.

[mjmacky]

Easy for you to say, you're not the one ending up with sticky ankles.

Oh don't you worry about your ankles, before you know it you'll be knee deep in sticky.

[Squeamous]

I won't! I've put them away now. That's all you're getting. Dirty little pervert :snooty:.

[Barbarossa]

Makes a change from being asked to walk around on people.

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Ahhh, if only that shiny thing were a little bit shinier.... :w00t:

[Barbarossa]

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:smilie4:

[manker]

Quality robot :smilie4:
If only it was a chrome cylon.

And also, we share a sense of what's hot to sock.

[Barbarossa]

Not to be left out of the toilet/sex shots, I retaliate with this:

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Sorry, but I just have to say, this picture is brilliant :glag:

Your cat does NOT look impressed! :lol:

[Barbarossa]

Also you have quite girly feet :unsure:

[manker]

Idk if you've ever seen a full length phoatie of Mary: from the calves up it's René Roussimoff, from the ankles down it's Rene Rousso.

[Squeamous]

Ahhh, if only that shiny thing were a little bit shinier.... :w00t:

:dry:



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:smilie4:

I always wondered who bought those liquid barometer things.

[Squeamous]

Idk if you've ever seen a full length phoatie of Mary: from the calves up it's René Roussimoff, from the ankles down it's Rene Rousso.

:lol:

[Barbarossa]

:dry:



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:smilie4:

I always wondered who bought those liquid barometer things.

I bought them when they were still cool :snooty:

From the original Gadget Shop too.

[Squeamous]

:slap:

They were never cool :console:

[manker]

That Woman.
She sure knows how to crush a man's spirit :no:

[ckrit]

She just pushed twelve of barbie's buttons in one fell stroke :no:

[manker]

I'm just PMing barbie details of her balustrade so he can dedicate his life to getting even with a 1000 yard stare.
Or whatever.

[Barbarossa]

They so were cool. I will not be persuaded otherwise.

They're way cooler than balustrades anyway, and who the hell above the age of 9 has a dressing up box anyway?

Mary, don't say anything...

[mjmacky]

Also you have quite girly feet :unsure:

Not up close and in full quality, but from a general distant viewpoint, yes they are quite lovely.

[mjmacky]

Idk if you've ever seen a full length phoatie of Mary: from the calves up it's René Roussimoff, from the ankles down it's Rene Rousso.

I believe you meant Rene Russo. :glare:

[Squeamous]

They so were cool. I will not be persuaded otherwise.

They're way cooler than balustrades anyway, and who the hell above the age of 9 has a dressing up box anyway?

Mary, don't say anything...

People who like to dress up :snooty:

I don't trust people who buy things from the gadget shop. They usually buy things they think are 'talking points', or they've wandered in on a Saturday afternoon while their missus is in a shoe shop or something, and they've been bewildered into their purchase by the flashing lights and things flying past their heads.



Also you have quite girly feet :unsure:

Not up close and in full quality, but from a general distant viewpoint, yes they are quite lovely.

They go with your girly eyelashes.

[mjmacky]

So is the gadget shop more like a Brookstone, Spencers or Hot Topic?

[manker]

Idk if you've ever seen a full length phoatie of Mary: from the calves up it's René Roussimoff, from the ankles down it's Rene Rousso.

I believe you meant Rene Russo. :glare:
I did, and that's a shame. I thought her name drummed perfectly with his.
It still does even now but less so :(

[Squeamous]

So is the gadget shop more like a Brookstone, Spencers or Hot Topic?

They sound like places old ladies buy their dunghampers. The Gadget Shop is the equivalent for bored middle aged men.

[Barbarossa]

When it first started circa 1995 or whatever, it contained proper cool stuff, not the cheap tat and condescending spotty shop assistants that came to be its hallmark in the latter years...

[manker]

She's just jealous because she can't get anything electronic to work properly unless her dad is over.

[manker]

Wft is a dunghamper :blink@

[ckrit]

A hamper for dung :mary@

[Barbarossa]

Is it one of those adult nappies?

[Proper Bo]

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[Squeamous]

When it first started circa 1995 or whatever, it contained proper cool stuff, not the cheap tat and condescending spotty shop assistants that came to be its hallmark in the latter years...

You have favourite eras? :slap:
Do you go in there when your missus is in Pastimes?


She's just jealous because she can't get anything electronic to work properly unless her dad is over.

Pfft, if it wasn't for me my dad would never get anything electronic working.


Wft is a dunghamper :blink@

Big knickers ofc


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Sexual.

[Barbarossa]

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I like the way you're looking at Mary's Muslim porn while knocking out your own Muslim porn... :)

[Barbarossa]

You have favourite eras? :slap:
Do you go in there when your missus is in Pastimes?

No I don't go in there anymore. My disposable gadget income now gets spent on kids' shoes :(

Also, the original Gadget Shop went bust yonks ago and is now mail order only, or some shit like that :dabs:

[manker]

I think Bo's knocking one out to the foot thread, as well.
Which is weird because I didn't think that about barbie's similar pose.

I'd think I was turning into The if two other people also hadn't posted :ermm:

[Squeamous]

No I don't go in there anymore. My disposable gadget income now gets spent on kids' shoes :(

Also, the original Gadget Shop went bust yonks ago and is now mail order only, or some shit like that :dabs:

It's always just when you need it that you find there's no stabby-eye emoticon.

[megabyteme]

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The lack of socks makes this pure win. :lol:

[Squeamous]

He is wearing socks!

[megabyteme]

He is wearing socks!

Great, now I've got to put the genie back in the bottle. :(

[manker]

I wonder if Bo wears docs around the house or if he put them on just for the phoatie to look like a double hard bar-steward.

We will find out the next time his lovely wife lets him use the internets.

[Squeamous]

:happy:

[Proper Bo]

I wonder if Bo wears docs around the house or if he put them on just for the phoatie to look like a double hard bar-steward.

We will find out the next time his lovely wife lets him use the internets.

I couldn't find my silver daps anywhere :no:

[manker]

I wonder if Bo wears docs around the house or if he put them on just for the phoatie to look like a double hard bar-steward.

We will find out the next time his lovely wife lets him use the internets.

I couldn't find my silver daps anywhere :no:The treble hard bar-steward you borrowed them off prolly took them back.
and beat you up on his way out right in the face for keeping them too long :smilie4:

[cinephilia]

Post your ankles you bunch of fat fucks.

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those socks are gay as fuck :ermm:

[mjmacky]

Post your ankles you bunch of fat fucks.

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those socks are gay as fuck :ermm:

I'm just not ready to look like a 50 year old in shorts :emo:

[manker]

Can anyone else countenance the audacity of cinephillia, mbm and Snee who posted in this thread without a pic of their ankles.
It beggars belief.

[mjmacky]

Can anyone else countenance the audacity of cinephillia, mbm and Snee who posted in this thread without a pic of their ankles.
It beggars belief.

I bet it's because they all have skinnier ankles than me and can't handle the abuse.

[enoughfakefiles]

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And it's not what you think it is on my slippers:happy:

[mjmacky]

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And it's not what you think it is on my slippers:happy:

I thought it was paint, so I guess my next guess is concrete dust. The ever elusive 3rd ankle appears.

[Squeamous]

Can anyone else countenance the audacity of cinephillia, mbm and Snee who posted in this thread without a pic of their ankles.
It beggars belief.


EFF has shamed them with his brazen display of 3 ankles. Hopefully they'll come to their senses.

[megabyteme]

Can anyone else countenance the audacity of cinephillia, mbm and Snee who posted in this thread without a pic of their ankles.
It beggars belief.

Will you people just quit stocking me...

[manker]

Can anyone else countenance the audacity of cinephillia, mbm and Snee who posted in this thread without a pic of their ankles.
It beggars belief.

Will you people just quit stocking me...Took me a while, they don't sound the same in my non-merkin head.

===

In other completely unrelated news, effy, I once threw away a pair of burnt orange puma suedes because I got jizz on them.

[Proper Bo]

Could you not have asked him to aim a bit further away, like?

[manker]

Could you not have asked him to aim a bit further away, like?:eyebrows:

I said that I got jizz on them. It's almost as if you think that there was some kind of burnt orange suede dap bukakke going on.

What a mind you have. I'm blaming the marriage.

[Proper Bo]

I just assumed that that's the sort of thing people who wear "burnt orange" shoes did :ghey:

[mjmacky]

Could you not have asked him to aim a bit further away, like?:eyebrows:

I said that I got jizz on them. It's almost as if you think that there was some kind of burnt orange suede dap bukakke going on.

What a mind you have. I'm blaming the marriage.

Right, I imagine it's because you shrieked and popped up too early since they were supposed to finish on your face. I would hold you accountable for your shoes.

[manker]

I was just cracking one off on the bed and my daps were on there.
Didn't notice the jizz gloop until it was much too late and it had all dried in. Washing it with water and soap didn't work at all :no:

You're the only people I've ever told about that. It's a good job you're not real or anything.

[Proper Bo]

I'm going to fax that story to your work :dave:

[mjmacky]

I was just cracking one off on the bed and my daps were on there.
Didn't notice the jizz gloop until it was much too late and it had all dried in. Washing it with water and soap didn't work at all :no:

You're the only people I've ever told about that. It's a good job you're not real or anything.

I think you're supposed to drink more vinegar, Meg's friend told me that helps. It doesn't make much sense unless you're supposed to vomit on your shoes afterwards though.

[mjmacky]

I'm going to fax that story to your work :dave:

:lol:

The client list is on a zip drive.

[manker]

I'm going to fax that story to your work :dave:
Surely not.
I've never known the people who live in my computer to turn against me.

And anyway, I found the Turkey t-shirt so you probably wont :unsure:

[manker]

I was just cracking one off on the bed and my daps were on there.
Didn't notice the jizz gloop until it was much too late and it had all dried in. Washing it with water and soap didn't work at all :no:

You're the only people I've ever told about that. It's a good job you're not real or anything.

I think you're supposed to drink more vinegar, Meg's friend told me that helps. It doesn't make much sense unless you're supposed to vomit on your shoes afterwards though.:glag:

[Proper Bo]

I'm going to fax that story to your work :dave:
Surely not.
I've never known the people who live in my computer to turn against me.

And anyway, I found the Turkey T-Shirt so you probably wont :unsure:

Faxing it to your wurk wouldn't be very :stalker: of me

I'll drive all the way to walesland and spray paint it on your windows :dave:

[mjmacky]

I'll drive all the way to walesland and spray paint it on your windows :dave:

Be sure to use the black stealth theme, the poor visibility would be just another instrument of Diabolical Dave's vengeance.

[manker]

Surely not.
I've never known the people who live in my computer to turn against me.

And anyway, I found the Turkey T-Shirt so you probably wont :unsure:

Faxing it to your wurk wouldn't be very :stalker: of me

I'll drive all the way to walesland and spray paint it on your windows :dave:http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v31/samsamsamsam/turkey-bribe.jpg

Just so you know I'm not just making it up. Again.
I didn't keep your address because I'm not ghey but PM me it and I'll send it out with the post tomoro

[Proper Bo]

:lol: :earl:

[manker]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v31/samsamsamsam/postmark-zomfg.jpg


:o

[Proper Bo]

:unsure:

[manker]

Six years ago, like.

[Proper Bo]

yeah, world cup 2006.
the first and only fantasy fitbaw i evar played:smilie4:

[manker]

Same.
If Zidane didn't get sent off, that Turkey t-shirt would be mine.

[Proper Bo]

But it isn't, it's mine and I want you to keep it as reminder of your inferior management skills or something else:smilie4:

[mjmacky]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v31/samsamsamsam/postmark-zomfg.jpg


:o

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[manker]

But it isn't, it's mine and I want you to keep it as reminder of your inferior management skills or something else :smilie4: Or is because you're not allowed to give your new marital address out :smilie4: :smilie4: :smilie4:

[manker]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v31/samsamsamsam/postmark-zomfg.jpg


:o

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Oh, fuck. Dave knows I live on a street now D;

[Proper Bo]

But it isn't, it's mine and I want you to keep it as reminder of your inferior management skills or something else :smilie4: Or is because you're not allowed to give your new marital address out :smilie4: :smilie4: :smilie4:

I'm still not married:kiss:

[mjmacky]

Oh, fuck. Dave knows I live on a street now D;

I'm not a very good drawrer of things so I don't know how to depict squinting really hard.