Christian Pornography

[cabbar]

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[mjmacky]

Post a picture with you sticking a cross up your ass. Come on, do it.

[cabbar]

I'm a muslim and I satisfy myself with foot pisc. But I think you're a christian, you can use a cross!

[ckrit]

I'm a muslim and I satisfy myself with foot pisc. But I think you're a christian, you can use a cross!

I like the way this is going, and your babelfish.

I mean, you're an idiot and everything, but do elaborate.

[manker]

I'm a muslim and I satisfy myself with foot pisc.
:eyebrows:

Skype?

[ckrit]

And so our müesli douchespastic fades into the darkness, again :(

[Squeamous]

I'm a muslim and I satisfy myself with foot pisc.
:eyebrows:

Skype?

:lol:

[IdolEyes787]

Original profane post by wank

Pretty sure the Crusades started over less.
Nice to see that a 1000 years still hasn't taught some people anything.

[megabyteme]

The Catholics RULE this category:

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[mjmacky]

The Catholics RULE this category:

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[mjmacky]

I'm a muslim and I satisfy myself with foot pisc. But I think you're a christian, you can use a cross!

I see that I inadvertently managed to drag a believer in the metaphysical out of the woodwork. Then it looks like they managed to hammer you right back in before I got to have any true fun :(

It's all a joke to me, as you should have picked up on it when I didn't cry for the baby jesus upon suggesting dirty things with the cross. I should be in tears about how they took that baby jesus and nailed him to a cross, where he lived until he turned 33 and his body succumbed to liver failure.

[Squeamous]

:eat:

[megabyteme]

The Catholics RULE this category:

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Don't make me break out Photie Shawp...

[mjmacky]

Don't make me break out Photie Shawp...

It's OK, we know she's a slut so it couldn't possibly offend anyone.

[cabbar]

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[IdolEyes787]

All stirring up the hornet's nest generally get you is angry hornets.

[mjmacky]

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I'm not on there :emo:

[manker]

cabbar, is your response appropriate to a particularly innocuous post containing ankles and which only disparaged muslims in a mild way?
Also, is your reaction is typical of muslims in general?

Serious questions.
My answers would be no and no, btw.

[mjmacky]

I think he was meaning to upset me, but clearly has no idea how. If only he could use more words, I'm sure there will an ample amount of stupidity to follow, and I do find stupidity quite upsetting.

[manker]

I think he was meaning to upset me, but clearly has no idea how. If only he could use more words, I'm sure there will an ample amount of stupidity to follow, and I do find stupidity quite upsetting.Not everything is about you. I know why he did it, I was just wondering what his rationale would be concerning the apparently disproportionate retort.

obtw, you just committed the cardinal internets sin: calling someone stupid while concurrently fucking up the sentence.

[mjmacky]

I think he was meaning to upset me, but clearly has no idea how. If only he could use more words, I'm sure there will an ample amount of stupidity to follow, and I do find stupidity quite upsetting.Not everything is about you. I know why he did it, I was just wondering what his rationale would be concerning the apparently disproportionate retort.

obtw, you just committed the cardinal internets sin: calling someone stupid while concurrently fucking up the sentence.

At least I remember how I originally wrote it (this time).

"I'm sure there's stupidity to follow". I didn't think it properly characterized an amount and felt it needed a change in tense. Seems I missed a non suicide.

[Snee]

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Yeah, fuck those pedophiles with their nine year old wives.

Oh, wait, I was thinking of Muhammed.

[ckrit]

I am, in all honesty, liking the though process behind this thread.

1) Some guy who's nearly fluent in english posts a thread containing a fairly harmless joke about Islam in the title. cabbar probably doesn't even understand the joke completely, but...

2) cabbar, who takes his religion very srsly, becomes deeply offended.

3) cabbar then immediately assumes that said guy must be christian, because of ???

4) ...and sets out to offend christians right the fuck back.

5) Having slept through any english lessons he might have had, cabbar resorts to posting images he found through google...

6) ...and, not being a rocket surgeon, he tries to make the connection christianity = pedophilia, or christian religious leaders = pedophiles...

7) ...which might not be one of the very best angles, if in a "my ruleegion is bettar then urs"-type of argument, and your own religion happens to be Islam.


Or

1) cabbar is trolling, and misjudged his target audience/is a moron.



Either way, it's beautiful in its dave-like simplicity.

[Squeamous]

Am I missing something? Posting a poorly constructed retort hardly seems disproportionate to anything. Unless you're suggesting cabbar ought to have tried harder :unsure:

[megabyteme]

Am I missing something? Posting a poorly constructed retort hardly seems disproportionate to anything. Unless you're suggesting cabbar ought to have tried harder :unsure:

cabbar should have at least figured out what his target was before firing off his only rock(et).

[ckrit]

Am I missing something? Posting a poorly constructed retort hardly seems disproportionate to anything. Unless you're suggesting cabbar ought to have tried harder :unsure:
You don't reckon calling a bunch of dudes pedos and posting some pic of a burd sticking a cross up her bum is a bit of an overly ambitious response to mary trying to make people post pics of their ankles, then? :unsure:

[LemOnzoo]

I'm agnostic, but this topic is to sick. Moderators please lock it.

[manker]

No.

[manker]

Am I missing something? Posting a poorly constructed retort hardly seems disproportionate to anything. Unless you're suggesting cabbar ought to have tried harder :unsure:
You don't reckon calling a bunch of dudes pedos and posting some pic of a burd sticking a cross up her bum is a bit of an overly ambitious response to mary trying to make people post pics of their ankles, then? :unsure:This.

[Squeamous]

You don't reckon calling a bunch of dudes pedos and posting some pic of a burd sticking a cross up her bum is a bit of an overly ambitious response to mary trying to make people post pics of their ankles, then? :unsure:

Not really. Loads of priests are paedos, and crosses make very handy dildos, except maybe for the splinters, but if you're going to masturbate with a wooden one that really is your lookout I suppose. Also some people might get off on ther splinters, so really what goes on in the privacy of their own homes is nothing to do with anyone else. As long as they don't go on about it. I don't want it in my face. Nanny state gawn maaaad.

Cabbar's probably lolling and rofflemayoing at your outrage, ladies. I for one am underwhelmed. I hadn't realised I'd stumbled into afternoon tea at the Dorchester.

[ckrit]

"Outrage" :eyebrows:

[megabyteme]

Just splinters, Squeams? Don't forget Jesus' feet, or crown of thorns. :no:

[Barbarossa]

Well... I don't know what to say, except this thread doesn't contain much pornography . :eat:

[Squeamous]

Just splinters, Squeams? Don't forget Jesus' feet, or crown of thorns. :no:

Well I'll try, but I don't know if those are really going to get me off.

[megabyteme]

Just splinters, Squeams? Don't forget Jesus' feet, or crown of thorns. :no:

Well I'll try, but I don't know if those are really going to get me off.

Pics. :naughty:

[enoughfakefiles]

I'm agnostic, but this topic is to sick. Moderators please lock it.

Lock a thread in the lounge :unsure:

There hasn't been a thread locked in the lounge since last time there was a thread locked in the lounge :dabs:

[Artemis]

Cabbar's slurs do seem somewhat sectarian though, he has the Catholics firmly in his sights while ignoring all of the Protestants, the Baptists, the Mormons, the Amish, and if Tom Cruise is to be believed, the Church of Scientology.

I wonder why he hates the Catholics so?

[megabyteme]

Just splinters, Squeams? Don't forget Jesus' feet, or crown of thorns. :no:

Well I'll try, but I don't know if those are really going to get me off.

Remember: He's got a spear through his ribs for your pleasure...

[Squeamous]

Pics. :naughty:

Remember: He's got a spear through his ribs for your pleasure...

That was for my sins :naughty:



Cabbar's slurs do seem somewhat sectarian though, he has the Catholics firmly in his sights while ignoring all of the Protestants, the Baptists, the Mormons, the Amish, and if Tom Cruise is to be believed, the Church of Scientology.

I wonder why he hates the Catholics so?

Give him a chance Quick Draw McGraw! I'm sure he'll get to the others presently :happy:

[Darth Sushi]

Yeah, I usually don't like my porn so tame.

[mjmacky]

Cabbar's probably lolling and rofflemayoing at your outrage, ladies.

Where's the outrage? To me it looks like everyone is trying to figure him out. It isn't often that someone who keeps to bittard talk suddenly opens a thread in a lounge in response to another thread in the lounge. It was potentially exciting, but the way it's played out has been a bit of a letdown since he fucked off. We're left to extrapolate.

[mjmacky]

Somebody said I was nearly fluent in English, I resent the notion.

[megabyteme]

Somebody said I was nearly fluent in English, I resent the notion.

That's kinda like a gold medal in the Special Olympics, isn't it. Those who say aluminium take the silver.

[mjmacky]

Somebody said I was nearly fluent in English, I resent the notion.

That's kinda like a gold medal in the Special Olympics, isn't it. Those who say aluminium take the silver.

Let me hear you say that while I'm beating you with an aluminum pipe.

[megabyteme]

That's kinda like a gold medal in the Special Olympics, isn't it. Those who say aluminium take the silver.

Let me hear you say that while I'm beating you with an aluminum pipe.

Aluminum pipe- the :ghey: of pipes.

[Squeamous]

Cabbar's probably lolling and rofflemayoing at your outrage, ladies.

Where's the outrage? To me it looks like everyone is trying to figure him out. It isn't often that someone who keeps to bittard talk suddenly opens a thread in a lounge in response to another thread in the lounge. It was potentially exciting, but the way it's played out has been a bit of a letdown since he fucked off. We're left to extrapolate.

Yes, indignantly trying to figure him out. He's probably either trolling or over sensitive about his chosen deity. There, I've solved it.

[IdolEyes787]

Would it be racist of me to challenge cabbar to camels at 20 paces?

[mjmacky]

Would it be racist of me to challenge cabbar to camels at 20 paces?

No, just classist.

[Snee]

Where's the outrage? To me it looks like everyone is trying to figure him out. It isn't often that someone who keeps to bittard talk suddenly opens a thread in a lounge in response to another thread in the lounge. It was potentially exciting, but the way it's played out has been a bit of a letdown since he fucked off. We're left to extrapolate.

Yes, indignantly trying to figure him out. He's probably either trolling or over sensitive about his chosen deity. There, I've solved it.
Indignantly, now?

Do you want there to be more to this than the usual shits and giggles :eyebrows:

[Artemis]

Yes, indignantly trying to figure him out. He's probably either trolling or over sensitive about his chosen deity. There, I've solved it.
Indignantly, now?

Do you want there to be more to this than the usual shits and giggles :eyebrows:

Well it would be nice if someone else had an embolism, swore undying hatred, and then went on a campaign to pay back all the nasty people on this internets bored for their horrid attitude, because the current crop are beginning to sound like Chatty Cathy Dolls. We need a whole new loony to brighten the place up really, and cabbar seems promising. :naughty:

[Quarterquack]

Yeah, I usually don't like my porn so tame.

Going by your name I'm assuming you'd prefer nyotaimori at the mos eisley cantina - which suddenly doesn't sound all that bad to me.

[Squeamous]

I don't care. I've been drinking red wine :happy:

[cabbar]

Guyz, i'm apologize all of you. I don't hate any religion. Just a bit angry cause of muslim porn thread but my mistake. Sorry. :(

[chalice]

Guyz, i'm apologize all of you. I don't hate any religion. Just a bit angry cause of muslim porn thread but my mistake. Sorry. :(

Spastic.

[IdolEyes787]

Guyz, i'm apologize all of you. I don't hate any religion. Just a bit angry cause of muslim porn thread but my mistake. Sorry. :(

Understandable from all the pent- up sexual tension.
Hopefully you can find a woman to beat subjugate to relieve some of it.

[manker]

Guyz, i'm apologize all of you. I don't hate any religion. Just a bit angry cause of muslim porn thread but my mistake. Sorry. :(Yeah. I was also angry that there weren't any newd muslims in that thread.

Also, it's all very well saying sorry to the guys, but it's Squeams you really need to apologise to, she seems to have gotten quite indignant/outraged about the whole thing, which is quite natural given that she's a real girl who is probably on her period or wanting babies or something else.

[megabyteme]

Guyz, i'm apologize all of you. I don't hate any religion. Just a bit angry cause of muslim porn thread but my mistake. Sorry. :(Yeah. I was also angry that there weren't any newd muslims in that thread.

Also, it's all very well saying sorry to the guys, but it's Squeams you really need to apologise to, she seems to have gotten quite indignant/outraged about the whole thing, which is quite natural given that she's a real girl who is probably on her period or wanting babies or something else.

That would be rather cool if we could get cabbar to post his ankles. That'd earn him some points in my book.

[manker]

Yeah. I was also angry that there weren't any newd muslims in that thread.

Also, it's all very well saying sorry to the guys, but it's Squeams you really need to apologise to, she seems to have gotten quite indignant/outraged about the whole thing, which is quite natural given that she's a real girl who is probably on her period or wanting babies or something else.

That would be rather cool if we could get cabbar to post his ankles. That'd earn him some points in my book.
Good shout :smilie4:

Come on, cabbar. Hitch up that galabeya and post a pic of your ankles.

[mjmacky]

Guyz, i'm apologize all of you. I don't hate any religion. Just a bit angry cause of muslim porn thread but my mistake. Sorry. :(Yeah. I was also angry that there weren't any newd muslims in that thread.

Also, it's all very well saying sorry to the guys, but it's Squeams you really need to apologise to, she seems to have gotten quite indignant/outraged about the whole thing, which is quite natural given that she's a real girl who is probably on her period or wanting babies or something else.

She did mention the red whine.

[manker]

luls :happy:

[Squeamous]

Day 5 in the Period House.....rage long gone, also breast tenderness and water retention. Downside: swollen bewbs deflating. Upside: bloated period baby stomach in retreat. Appetite returning to normal. Bleeding now on an ad-hoc basis.

You're welcome.

[mjmacky]

Day 5 in the Period House.....rage long gone, also breast tenderness and water retention. Downside: swollen bewbs deflating. Upside: bloated period baby stomach in retreat. Appetite returning to normal. Bleeding now on an ad-hoc basis.

You're welcome.

You should call it the House of Red Autumn.

[Squeamous]

You should call it the House of Red Autumn.

Bit too poetic

[mjmacky]

You should call it the House of Red Autumn.

Bit too poetic

I thought it could use a little Asian irony.

[Squeamous]

Alrighty Mary

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[Quarterquack]

Day 5 in the Period House.....rage long gone, also breast tenderness and water retention. Downside: swollen bewbs deflating. Upside: bloated period baby stomach in retreat. Appetite returning to normal. Bleeding now on an ad-hoc basis.

You're welcome.

That's two reasons christianity and periods don't mix.

[mjmacky]

Alrighty Mary

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You don't get to emboss me around.

[megabyteme]

Day 5 in the Period House.....rage long gone, also breast tenderness and water retention. Downside: swollen bewbs deflating. Upside: bloated period baby stomach in retreat. Appetite returning to normal. Bleeding now on an ad-hoc basis.

You're welcome.

That's two reasons christianity and periods don't mix.

Bonus points for bleeding out of your palms and feet, though.

[mjmacky]

What did Jesus say to Mary?

Woman, see! Period hands!

[Squeamous]

Are you suggesting Jesus was fingering his mum when she was on the rag :unsure:

[mjmacky]

Are you suggesting Jesus was fingering his mum when she was on the rag :unsure:

Only if he was reminiscing, otherwise she'd be up on that cross quite sideways.

[Biggles]

Guyz, i'm apologize all of you. I don't hate any religion. Just a bit angry cause of muslim porn thread but my mistake. Sorry. :(

Hey if you can't laugh at religion what can you do?

I take it the picture at post 1 is an album cover or something :dabs: