The Official: Come On Scotland

[Spider_dude]

come on scotland.

[3rd gen noob]

good luck to our boys

[Yogi]

I hope.....

I hope.....

I ........

.....

[thewizeard]

Come onThe Netherlands :)

[Spider_dude]

everyone knows who the winners will be tonight, the scots, cos wee dicks an awful manager.

[thewizeard]

Luckily wee Dick will be on the sideline and not actually playing!

[mrcall1969]

Hey...The Little Genital was the best thing that ever happened to R****rs :D :lol: :D :lol: :D

[the_faceman]

C'mon Lads - http://members.shaw.ca/wenpigsfly/smileys/toot.gifhttp://www.kleeneze.uklinux.net/images/openbb/smiley/braveheart1.gif

[Spider_dude]

http://www.lonelyplanet.com/mapimages/europe/scotland/scotland.gif

[Spider_dude]

this is my house.


http://www.cindyvallar.com/edinburgh.jpg

[the_faceman]

You stole my fountain you Bar Steward!

[mrcall1969]

Originally posted by Spider_dude@19 November 2003 - 19:05
this is my house.


http://www.cindyvallar.com/edinburgh.jpg
Must be a bit of a Gareth Hunt cuttin' yer grass :lol:

[Spider_dude]

you should see when i clean the stone once a year. but its not as bad as when i have to paint my bridge.


http://www.dunfermlineweb.co.uk/pictures/roadbridge.jpg

[mrcall1969]

Originally posted by Spider_dude@19 November 2003 - 19:14
you should see when i clean the stone once a year. but its not as bad as when i have to paint my bridge.


http://www.dunfermlineweb.co.uk/pictures/roadbridge.jpg
You missed a bit :P

[Spider_dude]

that was when i came online, i missed that bit.

[Spider_dude]

can any ducties translate this for me please.


http://www.sportcafe.nl/images/stamtafel/advocaat.jpg

http://members.lycos.nl/swvoetbal/images/seedorf01.jpg

[Spider_dude]

according to my ducth sorce, dick is saying "who can save me now"
and the ginge is saying "a good lawyer"

[Spider_dude]

http://www.chinkii.com/uploads/album/misc/dick_rk2.JPGi just found this pic of advocaat

[thewizeard]

1-0

[thewizeard]

2-0

[ezyryder]

2-1 really. and don't remind us.

[thewizeard]

3-0

[ezyryder]

Jesus another!

[Yogi]

me start to get in heaven..........

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: 3-0

[the_faceman]

"..and Davids goes down holding the leg that wasn't touched during the tackle"

beautiful indeed.

[mushmush]

Sry all you Scots....honest im not smiling while typing this from my home in ENGLAND :D :D

[ezyryder]

being scottish myself, i'd say im more annoyed at the English than Dutch. The attitude of the last poster shows why.

still like the dutch.

[mrcall1969]

Hey...it's Scotland..we're shite and we know we are!

We don't pretend/think we're better than what we actually are.

[ezyryder]

Hey spider your forgetting our Curling team!!!

[DarthInsinuate]

you'd think someone with as much talent as Davids would be able to get something as simple as diving right

[TClite]

well, I see the stoners decided to cheat their way to victory, fair enough. The diving and play acting has been quite spectacular, all you dutchies must be proud, im glad to see that Scotland have kept their integrity

[the_faceman]

Originally posted by mrcall1969@19 November 2003 - 21:38
Hey...it's Scotland..we're shite and we know we are!

We don't pretend/think we're better than what we actually are.
Well said. The English are in a weird position, with the team they have and the pool of players they have at their disposal, they should be close to challenging for European and World Titles, but are nowhere near.

I say weird because although they are underachieving, they are nowhere near as good as the English media and fans would have you believe.

Yes they are much better than Scotland (as are most teams these days). But they can still bite my banger.

[ezyryder]

4-0 :(

[Yogi]

Heaven................... :P :P :P :P :P

[TClite]

theyll be getting stoned tonight!

[thewizeard]

Iemand een voorspelling?

[mrcall1969]

Ok..now is the time for the "Guess The Score Sweep"....

I'll go for 6-0

[ezyryder]

7-1 scotland will get one more, but dutch another three at this rate.

[TClite]

hopefully 6-0

[ezyryder]

well its 5 - 0 now

[TClite]

if dougle-arse keeps this up, Holland will snap him up to solve their striker "crisis"

[mrcall1969]

6-0

[ezyryder]

holy christ 6 - 0 i give up now no more talking of scores

[Rocktron]

I don't like soccer....











































but...














Go Nederland! (Holland!)
6 - 0 as we speak.. (it's sickening) :unsure:
:rolleyes:

[ezyryder]

lets play a game folks. teh first one to post after a goal competition. lets start

edit have to post the score of course

[Lamsey]

http://www.mcbriens.net/liam/img/smilies/headhurts.gif http://www.mcbriens.net/liam/img/smilies/whack.gif http://www.mcbriens.net/liam/img/smilies/wedgie.gif http://www.mcbriens.net/liam/img/smilies/swearani.gif http://www.mcbriens.net/liam/img/smilies/nerves.gif http://www.mcbriens.net/liam/img/smilies/cry.gif

[thewizeard]

Originally posted by mrcall1969@19 November 2003 - 20:47
Ok..now is the time for the "Guess The Score Sweep"....

I'll go for 6-0
You got it right!

[mrcall1969]

Hey...at least we will still have 3 teams to support in Portugal ;)

[bronco]

Ruud


http://www.psv4u.com/nistelrooy/images/vannistelrooy.jpg :P




Unlucky lads :lol:

[TClite]

fututres orange

:P

[ezyryder]

Weighted Balls and Magnetic parts of the ball, also the pitch was at a slope! Cheats! :P

[mrcall1969]

And The Little Genitals hair weave was an unfair distraction :lol:

[Lamsey]

Originally posted by bronco@19 November 2003 - 21:37
http://www.psv4u.com/nistelrooy/images/vannistelrooy.jpg :P
Not only is he rude, but also an arrogant <censored>&#33;

[Skweeky]

ok, I&#39;m going to ask anyway


Who is the &#39;Little Genitals&#39; ? :ph34r:

[Lamsey]

Originally posted by Skweeky@19 November 2003 - 21:48
ok, I&#39;m going to ask anyway


Who is the &#39;Little Genitals&#39; ? :ph34r:
Dick Advocaat, the Holland manager.

It&#39;s a play on his normal nickname, "the little general".

[mrcall1969]

"Dick" Advocaat - Hollands manager...he was called The Little General....but I reckon The Little Genital is more appropriate :lol:

[Skweeky]

Shouldn&#39;t you look at yourself first sweety? :lol: :P :lol:

[mrcall1969]

Originally posted by Skweeky@19 November 2003 - 22:54
Shouldn&#39;t you look at yourself first sweety? :lol: :P :lol:
Poor Liam...what he do to deserve that??

[Lamsey]

Originally posted by Skweeky@19 November 2003 - 21:54
Shouldn&#39;t you look at yourself first sweety? :lol:&nbsp; :P&nbsp; :lol:
Too much info&#33;


edit: nice try marc, but the secret&#39;s out now ;)

don&#39;t worry too much about it mate - "size doesn&#39;t matter" and all that ;)

[j4y3m]

:&#39;( :&#39;( :&#39;( :&#39;( :&#39;( :&#39;( :&#39;( :&#39;( :&#39;( :&#39;( :&#39;( :&#39;( :&#39;( :&#39;( :&#39;( :&#39;( :&#39;( :&#39;(

[BILLY-THE-FISH]

unlucky Scotland and Wales :(
Being English I wanted the Scots to win and also the Welsh because I wanted as many "home" nations in the Euro 2004 tourny as possible&#33;

But I do wonder how many of them want England to win the Rugby world cup on saturday?????

Not many&#33;&#33;&#33;&#33;&#33;&#33;&#33; <_<

[mrcall1969]

Originally posted by Lamsey+19 November 2003 - 22:59--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (Lamsey @ 19 November 2003 - 22:59)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-Skweeky@19 November 2003 - 21:54
Shouldn&#39;t you look at yourself first sweety? :lol: :P :lol:
Too much info&#33;


edit: nice try marc, but the secret&#39;s out now ;)

don&#39;t worry too much about it mate - "size doesn&#39;t matter" and all that ;) [/b][/quote]
hehe ..... rumbled :(

[the_faceman]

Originally posted by BILLY-THE-FISH@19 November 2003 - 23:06
unlucky Scotland and Wales :(
Being English I wanted the Scots to win and also the Welsh because I wanted as many "home" nations in the Euro 2004 tourny as possible&#33;

But I do wonder how many of them want England to win the Rugby world cup on saturday?????

Not many&#33;&#33;&#33;&#33;&#33;&#33;&#33; <_<
if there were more English people like your good self ( of if the English media were at least ) i&#39;m sure outside support for England would be greater.

I personally, usually wish them well in any sport, but it pains me to hear them brag constantly when they actually do.

England vs Germany video anyone? i mean how long did it take to let that one go.

[j4y3m]

Originally posted by stupidguy@19 November 2003 - 22:05
:&#39;( :&#39;( :&#39;( :&#39;( :&#39;( :&#39;( :&#39;( :&#39;( :&#39;( :&#39;( :&#39;( :&#39;( :&#39;( :&#39;( :&#39;( :&#39;( :&#39;( :&#39;(
:spam:

[Lamsey]

Originally posted by BILLY&#045;THE&#045;FISH@19 November 2003 - 22:06
unlucky Scotland and Wales&nbsp; :(
Being English I wanted the Scots to win and also the Welsh because I wanted as many "home" nations in the Euro 2004 tourny as possible&#33;

But I do wonder how many of them want England to win the Rugby world cup on saturday?????

Not many&#33;&#33;&#33;&#33;&#33;&#33;&#33; <_<
Look at the whole history of invasions, bloodshed, ethinc cleansing etc and you&#39;ll see a reason why.

That, and the fact that the British National Anthem (which just happens to be the same as England&#39;s) includes a line about "rebellious Scots to crush". And we&#39;re expected to sing that.



Apart from that, I don&#39;t support England because I don&#39;t like their style of play; they tend to be rather negative and defensive in attitude, which makes for an unexciting match. Their performance in the group stages in the 2002 World Cup shows this up - scored 2 (one an undeserved penalty), conceded 1. In three games? Henrik Larsson alone has a better strikerate.


edit: just realised that you were talking about the rugby... same applies though, England don&#39;t actually try and play rugby - their tactics are "give the ball to Jonny Wilkinson and he&#39;ll score all the kicks". A boring, negative way to play rugby.

[thewizeard]

Originally posted by Lamsey+19 November 2003 - 22:13--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (Lamsey @ 19 November 2003 - 22:13)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-BILLY&#045;THE&#045;FISH@19 November 2003 - 22:06
unlucky Scotland and Wales :(
Being English I wanted the Scots to win and also the Welsh because I wanted as many "home" nations in the Euro 2004 tourny as possible&#33;

But I do wonder how many of them want England to win the Rugby world cup on saturday?????

Not many&#33;&#33;&#33;&#33;&#33;&#33;&#33; <_<
Look at the whole history of invasions, bloodshed, ethinc cleansing etc and you&#39;ll see a reason why.

That, and the fact that the British National Anthem (which just happens to be the same as England&#39;s) includes a line about "rebellious Scots to crush". And we&#39;re expected to sing that.



Apart from that, I don&#39;t support England because I don&#39;t like their style of play; they tend to be rather negative and defensive in attitude, which makes for an unexciting match. Their performance in the group stages in the 2002 World Cup shows this up - scored 2 (one an undeserved penalty), conceded 1. In three games? Henrik Larsson alone has a better strikerate.


edit: just realised that you were talking about the rugby... same applies though, England don&#39;t actually try and play rugby - their tactics are "give the ball to Jonny Wilkinson and he&#39;ll score all the kicks". A boring, negative way to play rugby. [/b][/quote]
God save our gracious Queen&#33;
Long live our noble Queen&#33;
God save the Queen&#33;
Send her victorious,
Happy and glorious,
Long to reign over us,
God save the Queen.

An additional verse is occasionally sung:

Thy choicest gifts in store
On her be pleased to pour,
Long may she reign.
May she defend our laws,
And ever give us cause,
To sing with heart and voice,
God save the Queen.


Are you sure Lamsey?

[BILLY-THE-FISH]

See to me when the Scottish say things like lamsey said it makes you sound JEALOUS or something&#33;

To me Scotland NIreland Wales and the Rep Of Ireland are all my second international teams&#33; If England can&#39;t win it I hope that one of these DO&#33;&#33;&#33;&#33;

and as for Henrik Larsson last time i checked he was&#39;nt scottish&#33;&#33; and until he comes down to the premiership and doe&#39;s the business he&#39;ll always be a maybe player????

[Icey]

Originally posted by Lamsey+19 November 2003 - 23:13--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (Lamsey @ 19 November 2003 - 23:13)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-BILLY&#045;THE&#045;FISH@19 November 2003 - 22:06
unlucky Scotland and Wales :(
Being English I wanted the Scots to win and also the Welsh because I wanted as many "home" nations in the Euro 2004 tourny as possible&#33;

But I do wonder how many of them want England to win the Rugby world cup on saturday?????

Not many&#33;&#33;&#33;&#33;&#33;&#33;&#33; <_<
Look at the whole history of invasions, bloodshed, ethinc cleansing etc and you&#39;ll see a reason why.

That, and the fact that the British National Anthem (which just happens to be the same as England&#39;s) includes a line about "rebellious Scots to crush". And we&#39;re expected to sing that.



Apart from that, I don&#39;t support England because I don&#39;t like their style of play; they tend to be rather negative and defensive in attitude, which makes for an unexciting match. Their performance in the group stages in the 2002 World Cup shows this up - scored 2 (one an undeserved penalty), conceded 1. In three games? Henrik Larsson alone has a better strikerate.


edit: just realised that you were talking about the rugby... same applies though, England don&#39;t actually try and play rugby - their tactics are "give the ball to Jonny Wilkinson and he&#39;ll score all the kicks". A boring, negative way to play rugby. [/b][/quote]
couldn&#39;t agree more with u.. btw i&#39;m welsh :P

[callum]

Originally posted by BILLY-THE-FISH@19 November 2003 - 22:22
and as for Henrik Larsson last time i checked he was&#39;nt scottish&#33;&#33; and until he comes down to the premiership and doe&#39;s the business he&#39;ll always be a maybe player????
Saying things like that is another reason we don&#39;t support english teams.

[bronco]

Originally posted by Lamsey+19 November 2003 - 20:46--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (Lamsey &#064; 19 November 2003 - 20:46)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteBegin-bronco@19 November 2003 - 21:37
http://www.psv4u.com/nistelrooy/images/vannistelrooy.jpg&nbsp; :P
Not only is he rude, but also an arrogant <censored>&#33;[/b][/quote]
He&#39;s not bad though is he :P

[Lamsey]

Originally posted by BILLY-THE-FISH@19 November 2003 - 22:22
See to me when the Scottish say things like lamsey said it makes you sound JEALOUS or something&#33;

To me Scotland NIreland Wales and the Rep Of Ireland are all my second international teams&#33; If England can&#39;t win it I hope that one of these DO&#33;&#33;&#33;&#33;

and as for Henrik Larsson last time i checked he was&#39;nt scottish&#33;&#33; and until he comes down to the premiership and doe&#39;s the business he&#39;ll always be a maybe player????
That post there shows some of that there arrogance ;)


See to me when the Scottish say things like lamsey said it makes you sound JEALOUS or something&#33;

Scots are welcomed all over the world. Tens of thousands of Scottish football fans went to Seville earlier this year and not one arrest was made.
In contrast, England games have nearly been cancelled due to fear of crowd troubles.

We&#39;re supposed to be jealous of a country like that?

In terms of footballing prowess, we may be less well-off than England, but our attitude is anything but jealous.



With regards to Larsson - did I say he was Scottish? No, I don&#39;t think I did. He was just the first example that popped into my head as a regular goalscorer.

As a Celtic fan, I think that&#39;s fair enough, especially when you consider that this man is a Golden Boot winner, has been capped many times for his country, is the most prolific scorer ever from Scottish teams playing in Europe, and who has scored against some of the most respected teams in the world such as Juventus, Porto and Liverpool, to name some recent examples. Maybe player? Hah.

The current rumour is that he&#39;ll be joining Barcelona once he leaves Celtic - why go to the Premiership when he can go to a much better league?

[Spider_dude]

well, we got fucked lads.

[mrcall1969]

Originally posted by BILLY&#045;THE&#045;FISH@19 November 2003 - 23:22
See to me when the Scottish say things like lamsey said it makes you sound JEALOUS or something&#33;

To me Scotland NIreland Wales and the Rep Of Ireland are all my second international teams&#33; If England can&#39;t win it I hope that one of these DO&#33;&#33;&#33;&#33;

and as for Henrik Larsson last time i checked he was&#39;nt scottish&#33;&#33; and until he comes down to the premiership and doe&#39;s the business he&#39;ll always be a maybe player????
I totally agree with Liam, who says Henke has to go to the Premiership to prove himself?

Are goals in World Cup and European Championship Final stages not enough?

It seems to me, and I am sure a lot of others, that English people tend to think until you have played in the Premiership then they can&#39;t truelly be called a "great" player?

Just a thought though, if the Premiership is "supposedly" the best league in Europe, and the vast majority of the English national team play there, why aren&#39;t they winning major competitions?


Edit: Typo

[nostalgia]

Originally posted by mrcall1969@20 November 2003 - 18:07
I totally agree with Liam, who says Henke has to go to the Premiership to prove himself?

Are goals in World Cup and European Championship Final stages not enough?

Yes, Henke learned to play football very well in Holland (Feyenoord Rotterdam, ring a bell). You all in Scotland can see that every weekend. ;)

Oh btw Lamsey,your remarks regarding R. van Nistelrooy ar imo totally out of order. Have you ever met him? Or are you just giving you opnion based on tv moments? :angry:

In Holland we know Van Nistelrooy as one of the most modest players in the game, always taking time for fans, children and so on and you call him an arrogant ##&#036;&#036;@@^^ and rude? Please wake up&#33; <_<


edit: typing

[mrcall1969]

Originally posted by nostalgia+20 November 2003 - 20:11--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (nostalgia @ 20 November 2003 - 20:11)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-mrcall1969@20 November 2003 - 18:07
I totally agree with Liam, who says Henke has to go to the Premiership to prove himself?

Are goals in World Cup and European Championship Final stages not enough?

Yes, Henke learned to play football very well in Holland (Feyenoord Rotterdam, ring a bell). You all in Scotland can see that every weekend. ;)

Oh btw Lamsey,your remarks regarding R. van Nistelrooy ar imo totally out of order. Have you ever met him? Or are you just giving you opnion based on tv moments? :angry:

In Holland we know Van Nistelrooy as one of the most modest players in the game, always taking time for fans, children and so on and you call him an arrogant ##&#036;&#036;@@^^ and rude? Please wake up&#33; <_<


edit: typing [/b][/quote]
Got to agree with Nostalgia here, I met Ruud on holiday in Tenerife in 2001, he was playing for PSV i think at the time and never seemed arrogant to me...always took time with the kids etc

[WeeMouse]

I just support Celtic and Scotland. If Rangers, England or any other team are playing, why should i support them? Oh, i&#39;m glad if they do well, but it really doesn&#39;t bother me if they win lose or draw.

i&#39;ve been called a bigot and a racist for this. <_< Nah....I just support my team and let the others get on with it&#33; :)



Ps Scotland got f***********************cked&#33; :rolleyes:

[Spider_dude]

language moose.

[mrcall1969]

Sure is a hell of a lot of *&#39;s

[Spider_dude]

ermmm, wtf arre you on about?

[Gemby!]

oh scotland - sport generally isnt your thing but fuck it - scotland&#39;s a great country &#33;&#33;&#33;&#33;&#33; :)

[mrcall1969]

Originally posted by Spider_dude@20 November 2003 - 21:18
ermmm, wtf arre you on about?
erm....you talking to me?