New Moderator: Anon

[tesco]

Let's welcome our newest moderator,

anon (http://filesharingtalk.com/members/243166-anon)
http://i.fststatic.com/useravatar/avatar243166_8.gif

He has been one of the most devoted members to fst for many years, reporting literally thousands of issues he's seen around the board to the moderators and tidying our What Trackers Offer page.
The FST Team feels anon will make a great moderator.

[IdolEyes787]

If all that is true,and it is,then why does that feel like an apology to me?

Btw I would welcome him but I have to see which side of Nazi his toast is buttered on first.


At last a decent moderator, congratulations anon :)
Yeah I'm sure that he is thrilled by the congratulations from a dupe account .
Hopefully his first official act as staff will be to ban you followed shortly by flooding your real email address with midget porn .

[Cabalo]

Dave, dave...

[anon]

Hopefully his first official act as staff will be to ban you followed shortly by flooding your real email address with midget porn .

It was doing the same to one of those warez spammers... sorry bro :(

[IdolEyes787]

Dave, dave...

I'm going for humour tempered by equal parts irrational bitterness.:)

Anyway I'm over this place and angling for a job as HD.bits staff now as I could use the money.

[P2PDog]

Congrats anon. Well-earned!

[mjmacky]

Big mistake. We all know anon is completely under my control and will honor every one of my audacious requests.

[Funkin']

Congrats, anon. You can thank me for getting you the job by sending me a fresh pair of your sisters dirty panties. Something in green will do just fine.

[OlegL]

Congrats, anon.

[mjmacky]

Congrats, anon.

Anon, ban Oleg just for today (for congratulating you).

[anon]

Big mistake. We all know anon is completely under my control and will honor every one of my audacious requests.

Must... destroy... jacky...


Congrats, anon. You can thank me for getting you the job by sending me a fresh pair of your sisters dirty panties. Something in green will do just fine.

Can you hold on until I need a l33t tracker invite from you? That way I can maximize profits.



Congrats, anon.

Anon, ban Oleg just for today (for congratulating you).

You mean he's hiding a knife behind his back?

[IdolEyes787]

Does this mean that merwais will quit the site in disgust?
If so, bonus.

[megabyteme]

Does this mean that merwais will quit the site in disgust?
If so, bonus.

merwais is already disgusting enough.

Congrats, Anon! You've come a long way from your first post. :D

[cabbar]

Congratz @anon.

[Funkin']

Can you hold on until I need a l33t tracker invite from you? That way I can maximize profits. We already traded for one l33t tracker, how many do you need? But sure. Hers are worth the wait.

[IdolEyes787]

Let's welcome our newest moderator,

anon (http://filesharingtalk.com/members/243166-anon)
http://i.fststatic.com/useravatar/avatar243166_8.gif

He has been one of the most devoted members to fst for many years, reporting literally thousands of issues he's seen around the board to the moderators and tidying our What Trackers Offer page.
The FST Team feels anon will make a great moderator.

Mjmacky is devoted.Mjmacky is as petty as anybody for reporting people.
I think you attached that "useful" part just to deny him his rightful place as Mod.

To shoot further holes in your insidious plot , if someone has to "helpful " to be staff then explain skiz to me.:unsure:

[mjmacky]

You mean he's hiding a knife behind his back?

No, he's hiding it IN my back for not congratulating me on acquiring a new instrument of destruction.

[megabyteme]

Let's welcome our newest moderator,

anon (http://filesharingtalk.com/members/243166-anon)
http://i.fststatic.com/useravatar/avatar243166_8.gif

He has been one of the most devoted members to fst for many years, reporting literally thousands of issues he's seen around the board to the moderators and tidying our What Trackers Offer page.
The FST Team feels anon will make a great moderator.

Mjmacky is devoted.Mjmacky is as petty as anybody for reporting people.
I think you attached that "useful" part just to deny him his rightful place as Mod.

To shoot further holes in your insidious plot , if someone has to "helpful " to be staff then explain skiz to me.:unsure:

I believe this is staff's way of saying, "Quit reporting stuff, and just fix it yourself!" :)

[KFlint]

Congrats my friend!

Don't do all the job though, you zealous...! ;)

[mjmacky]

I didn't, at any point, see Oleg suffering through another ban. You have already let the power go to your head, anon. My bidding feels depressed and lonesome. :cry:

[Artemis]

Congratulations Anon, as I said elsewhere, a promotion well deserved.

[Funkin']

I didn't, at any point, see Oleg suffering through another ban. I haven't either. anon is already turning into a pretty bad mod...

[A]

Congratulations anon :hug: :fst:

[manker]

It seems a long time ago since he invented that spike which sears through a bit torrent user's monitor and stabs them in the face - or whatever it was that made people wet their panties when he first turned up.

Anyway, I think it's a very good choice as he seems to care about FST and also knows stuff about stuff.
Plus he's here a lot obviously because he has no life which is a very real requirement of any internets moderator.

Nice one, anon :happy:

[mjmacky]

Will he be seen in the lounge now?

[IdolEyes787]

Anyway, I think it's a very good choice as he seems to care about FST and also knows stuff about stuff.
Plus he's here a lot obviously because he has no life which is a very real requirement of any internets moderator.

Nice one, anon :happy:

Not so fast before everyone get all "Eww look Anon he's like the best thing since undetectable performance enhancing drugs",I really believe that his judgmental skills need to be put to the test.

OK "Anon" if that is really even your name :ermm: if you came upon a fiery car crash and found a man ,a woman and a baby trapped and about to die a horrible death but there was only time to save one,which one would you save and why?

To help in your decision, the man is wealthy ,the woman is beautiful and the baby is Black.

[anon]

Thanks to all the congratulators *tries not to look like an ungrateful bastard*


It seems a long time ago since he invented that spike which sears through a bit torrent user's monitor and stabs them in the face - or whatever it was that made people wet their panties when he first turned up.

It was a spear - a shining long Internets spear :sly:

I is now working on a program that sends a 220V jolt to someone's keyboard and mouse every time they ask something stupid.


Will he be seen in the lounge now?

We'll see.


OK "Anon" if that is really even your name :ermm: if you came upon a fiery car crash and found a man ,a woman and a baby trapped and about to die a horrible death but there was only time to save one,which one would you save and why?

To help in your decision, the man is wealthy ,the woman is beautiful and the baby is Black.

Does this particular scenario involve time travel? Baby could grow up to have green stars at some filesharing forum.

[NesteaZen]

Let's welcome our newest moderator,
[...]

He has been one of the most devoted members to fst for many years, reporting literally thousands of issues he's seen around the board to the moderators and tidying our What Trackers Offer page.
The FST Team feels anon will make a great moderator.
Liar. It's only because OneDDL closed.
For consolation, which *I* don't need.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W27pfiRg5WQ
Holding People's Hand - YouTube

edit: Forgot




congrats

- What was that?
- Nothing 8]

[Funkin']

OK "Anon" if that is really even your name :ermm: if you came upon a fiery car crash and found a man ,a woman and a baby trapped and about to die a horrible death but there was only time to save one,which one would you save and why? To help in your decision, the man is wealthy ,the woman is beautiful and the baby is Black. It's a trick question, anon. The answer is to just have your way with the wife(and the baby if your into that, hell even the man if that's your thing as well) and hop back into your car and drive away with your boy sack empty.

[mjmacky]

Bien anon, la rompes en ambos sitios, sigue adelante y felicitaciones

Translation

"Well anon, the you break? in both sites, keep on keeping on and congratulations"

I was hoping for more intrigue, but I think the grammar is fucked.

[anon]

the you break?

You break it. Unlike what common sense would suggest, it has a positive connotation.

[IdolEyes787]

Bien anon, la rompes en ambos sitios, sigue adelante y felicitaciones

Translation

"Well anon, the you break? in both sites, keep on keeping on and congratulations"

I was hoping for more intrigue, but I think the grammar is fucked.

I am waiting to see if anon deletes his post for not adhering to forum rules.

[anon]

I am waiting to see if anon deletes his post for not adhering to forum rules.

It was gone before you wrote yours. :happy:

[IdolEyes787]

I didn't write anything ,I'm afraid my account may have been hacked by Mary.Please look into that.

[mjmacky]

the you break?

You break it. Unlike what common sense would suggest, it has a positive connotation.

Obviously my Spanish is poorer than yours, but should that be "lo rompes"?


I didn't write anything ,I'm afraid my account may have been hacked by Mary.Please look into that.

Translation

"Mary is my dupe account and I meant to post that as Mary, but I posted from the wrong account".

[anon]

Obviously my Spanish is poorer than yours, but should that be "lo rompes"?

I have no idea of what is exactly being broken, but that expression and similar ones always use feminine gender. :idunno:


Translation

"Mary is my dupe account and I meant to post that as Mary, but I posted from the wrong account".

Stop doing that or I'll have to ban both accunts :smilie4:

[mjmacky]

I have no idea of what is exactly being broken, but that expression and similar ones always use feminine gender. :idunno:

Wouldn't be the first time the female variants are the targets of abuse.

[IdolEyes787]

Stop doing that or I'll have to ban both accunts :smilie4:

Read the fine print.My account predates yours so the rules explicitly state that I am your master.

Now get me a beer and wash my feet with your tears.

[Skiz]

I'm a bit late to the party but, congrats buddy. :)

[anon]

Read the fine print.My account predates yours so the rules explicitly state that I am your master.

Lies. I tried that on macky but it didn't work. :(

Thanks Skizo :)

[Burnsy]

Congrats Anon... well deserved promotion, and about time too...

[mjmacky]

Read the fine print.My account predates yours so the rules explicitly state that I am your master.

Lies. I tried that on macky but it didn't work. :(

I am a collective anomaly, I work poorly for anecdotal evidence.

[IdolEyes787]

Lies. I tried that on macky but it didn't work. :(

I am a collective anomaly, I work poorly for anecdotal evidence.
So you are the tool that proves the exception.

[mjmacky]

I am a collective anomaly, I work poorly for anecdotal evidence.
So you are the tool that proves the exception.

Personally, I would have gone with rue.

[LemOnzoo]

Congrats anon, nice.

[Old-Horse]

Gr8 news!, promotion deserved. :) Congrats anon.

[1000possibleclaws]

Was wondering when this would happen. Congratz!

[Funkin']

Well this thread turned out nicely. I thought there would be a ton of sissies typing shit like... "but but but he's a cheater, and since I don't have a life I actually care about what he does on the internet"!

[IdolEyes787]

Well this thread turned out nicely. I thought there would be a ton of sissies typing shit like... "but but but he's a cheater, and since I don't have a life I actually care about what he does on the internet"!

I would but besides the fact the politics of bt are a treacherous battlefield not fit for the unwary ,ill prepared or the faint of heart, frankly I'm afeared he might use his ungodly magic internet skills against me.

Also unless your account has been hacked , one sissy did just type that.

[anon]

frankly I'm afeared he might use his ungodly magic internet skills against me.

I'm totally magic missileing anyone who dares to bring the subject up :smilie4:

[IdolEyes787]

frankly I'm afeared he might use his ungodly magic internet skills against me.

I'm totally magic missileing anyone who dares to bring the subject up :smilie4:

As improbable as it sounds there might actually be some individual out there who is so depraved and totally sex obsessed ,with the the accompanying morals or an alley cat ,that he/she might mistake your innocent magic missileing reference to be an euphemism for what you would do to him/her with your penis.

So basically I'm warning you to expect mjmacky to start harping on you about being a cheater any time now.

I was going to add "Don't be too hard on him " but that would probably just exacerbate the situation.

[anon]

As improbable as it sounds there might actually be some individual out there who is so depraved and totally sex obsessed ,with the the accompanying morals or an alley cat ,that he/she might mistake your innocent magic missileing reference to be an euphemism for what you would do to him/her with your penis.

So basically I'm warning you to expect mjmacky to start harping on you about being a cheater any time now.

That wacky macky... I'll be careful with him, no matter how much he tries to sugar-coat himself.

[mjmacky]

Basically, the scene I am developing is that my asshole will be coated in honey while anon doubles his upload in it.

[megabyteme]

Basically, the scene I am developing is that my asshole will be coated in honey while anon doubles his upload in it.

Almost made this into a sigy, then slowly stepped back from it...

[IdolEyes787]

Basically, the scene I am developing is that my asshole will be coated in honey while anon doubles his upload in it.

Almost made this into a sigy, then slowly stepped back from it...

I'm 90% sure that was the wisest decision that you've made in your entire life.

[megabyteme]

Almost made this into a sigy, then slowly stepped back from it...

I'm 90% sure that was the wisest decision that you've made in your entire life.

I"ll stick with the one where some maniac wishes he could beat me to death just to be on the safe side.

[mjmacky]

Basically, the scene I am developing is that my asshole will be coated in honey while anon doubles his upload in it.

Almost made this into a sigy, then slowly stepped back from it...

That's because you realized that on its own, using it as a siggy could possibly make you seem like a gay homophobe.

[megabyteme]

Almost made this into a sigy, then slowly stepped back from it...

That's because you realized that on its own, using it as a siggy could possibly make you seem like a gay homophobe.
Maybe even both. :o

[Funkin']

Basically, the scene I am developing is that my asshole will be coated in honey while anon doubles his upload in it. That made me laugh. I'm not joking.

[Artemis]

Basically, the scene I am developing is that my asshole will be coated in honey while anon doubles his upload in it. That made me laugh. I'm not joking.

But would you make it into a signature? :blink:

[Kryatle]

I'm obviously late on this, but congrats anon.

[Mozart1933]

Congrats anon. Btw this forum seems really wired but also fun as hell. Maybe I'll meet you some time :ermm:

[manker]

Congrats anon. Btw this forum seems really wired but also fun as hell. Maybe I'll meet you some time :ermm:
:balustrade:

Welcome, btw.

[Artemis]

Congrats anon. Btw this forum seems really wired but also fun as hell. Maybe I'll meet you some time :ermm:

Did you mean wired or weird? If you meant wired, not all of us are methfreaks :snooty: if you meant weird, you haven't been around long enough to see us at our weirdest, it gets better. :yup: