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J'Pol
11-19-2003, 10:12 PM
"Less is More"

Pish - less is less.
TheDave
11-19-2003, 10:14 PM
money isnt everything :lol:
Illuminati
11-19-2003, 10:16 PM
http://engr.smu.edu/~stryfe/girls_are_evil.gif
J'Pol
11-19-2003, 10:22 PM
To adapt The's theme.

"Money can't buy you love"
TheDave
11-19-2003, 10:23 PM
money doesnt but you happiness either
DarthInsinuate
11-19-2003, 10:28 PM
Quote from Bowling for Columbine


Originally posted by Terrorist's brother with the funny voice
I believe the pen is mightier than the sword, but one must keep a sword handy incase the pen fails
Lamsey
11-19-2003, 10:28 PM
To quote the great Eddie Izzard:


Robbie Burns, great Scottish poet, once said "the best laid plans of mice and men aft gang aglay"... which of course means "the best laid plans of mice and men often go wrong.".

Now, that's fair enough, but let's just focus one minute here on one part of that sentence, the bit we just kinda gloss over....

"The best laid plans of mice often go wrong".



Now, I just want to know, exactly what mice plans is he talking about here? And he says the best laid plans of mice often go wrong. Does that mean the more 'less-thought-out' mice plans often work quite well? If mice just... wing it and go with the flow, they can really pull off quite a strategic idea? He was off his trolley!!!

[Scots accent] "I see mice! They make plans! They plan to get cheese! They run, they scatter! Oooh, one's fallen over! No cheese today! They're gonna put a stick in the mousetrap--they've broken the stick! Whoooa, Jessie! They've got a flipchart now, oooh, this is very serious. This is the best laid plans of mice.
UKMan
11-19-2003, 10:37 PM
"Not guilty m'lud!"
J'Pol
11-19-2003, 10:40 PM
A friend of mine once said "Clichés are ten a penny" he was not joking at the time.
ang3968
11-19-2003, 11:05 PM
love makes the world go round



ahh crap..... the world continues to spin whether it's love, hate or just good ole lust you're feeling....

:P
bigboab
11-19-2003, 11:07 PM
Do you think this is outside you are in?
TheDave
11-19-2003, 11:21 PM
the biggest [something] in the world
Lamsey
11-19-2003, 11:22 PM
Originally posted by TheDave@19 November 2003 - 23:21
the biggest [something] in the world
lump of lava? :P
namzuf9
11-19-2003, 11:51 PM
"Save the best for last."

Bollocks, I want the best now damnit!

"Only woman bleed" (Alice Cooper)

Bollocks, I've bleed far to much in my short life.

"Sarcasm is the lowest form of wit"

Bollocks, it's the only form of wit I know!
WeeMouse
11-20-2003, 07:55 PM
[Scots accent] "I see mice! They make plans! They plan to get cheese! They run, they scatter! Oooh, one's fallen over! No cheese today! They're gonna put a stick in the mousetrap--they've broken the stick! Whoooa, Jessie! They've got a flipchart now, oooh, this is very serious. This is the best laid plans of mice.

:)

it's ME!

Billy Connolly told the world what all glaswegian kids know. If you ask your dad for something, like........oooooooooh..............money, for example, Dad shouts back "MONEY!! I'll gie you MONEY!"

it's kinda an exclusive weegie thing, but it still cracks me up :D
Gemby!
11-20-2003, 08:03 PM
Originally posted by J'Pol@19 November 2003 - 22:12
"Less is More"

Pish - less is less.
unless your on about make-up cos if you have to much then you look weird

so less is more !!!

mwahahaha


my qoute * kill two birds with one stone *

i dont kill birds and i throw various equiptment not just stones :P

*edit* i usually dont hit anything anyway if i throw only one stone ....my aim is crap !*
DarthInsinuate
11-20-2003, 08:07 PM
Originally posted by some guy on some forum
they completely sold out to Hollywood with The Matrix: Revolutions
mrcall1969
11-20-2003, 08:10 PM
Scottish again.....I'll take my hand of yer arse........

I don't mind that...it's the "going on" I have trouble with!
Gemby!
11-20-2003, 08:18 PM
ooo i like the saying *same shit different day*

but what happens if you have a dodgey curry dont that mean that it will be different ?? :lol: