What I did this weekend...

[Squeamous]

http://www.thechapolympiad.com/

A chance to get dressed up in vintage finest and take part in a variety of ridiculous sporting events :D

The three-legged trouser race:

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Me competing in the bicycle and umbrella jousting contest:

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Rain stops play!

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Mr B the Gentleman Rhymer :happy:
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[weenden]

me i got to sweat my ass off entertaining friends in 103 degree day while getting plastered

[Artemis]

The umbrella jousting could end badly? :blink:

[manker]

Me competing in the bicycle and umbrella jousting contest:
You look halfway to hot in that pic.
I think we've finally found your good side :hooray:

[Proper Bo]

Are they the world's oldest students or something else?

[Squeamous]

me i got to sweat my ass off entertaining friends in 103 degree day while getting plastered

Blimey, the fun never starts 'round your gaff does it?


The umbrella jousting could end badly? :blink:

It did for some, but thankfully there were nurses with gin luges made out of drip bags on hand :happy:


You look halfway to hot in that pic.
I think we've finally found your good side :hooray:

I'm covering up most of myself with a briefcase, and you can barely see my face, that's why :happy:

[Squeamous]

Are they the world's oldest students or something else?

:snooty:

[Proper Bo]

Are they the world's oldest students or something else?

:snooty:

It does all look a bit "wacky".

[Quarterquack]

Should've worn your socks from the footie phoatie fred.

They're certainly vintage era.

[mjmacky]

Like the hipster Olympics. They were jousting umbrellas before it became cool. That's the plan at least, it'll never take off quite to the level they were expecting.

[manker]

:snooty:

It does all look a bit "wacky".
That's the English for you :smilie4:

[IdolEyes787]

Me competing in the bicycle and umbrella jousting contest:

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I am confused because as you are a self confessed rodent murderer my mind says no but apparently now other parts have no problem overlooking that.

[Proper Bo]

It does all look a bit "wacky".
That's the English for you :smilie4:

Shit off, racialist.

[Quarterquack]

I am confused because as you are a self confessed rodent murderer my mind says no but apparently now other parts have no problem overlooking that.

I have an idea on how you can decide once and for all. Squeam's had noted she was in London's nudity day youtube video.

Or was it underpants day?

Shirtless day?

It was some video with fat English wimmin with bigger flabs than bra straps.

[IdolEyes787]

I am confused because as you are a self confessed rodent murderer my mind says no but apparently now other parts have no problem overlooking that.

I have an idea on how you can decide once and for all. Squeam's had noted she was in London's nudity day youtube video.

Or was it underpants day?

Shirtless day?

It was some video with fat English wimmin with bigger flabs than bra straps.

I'm incredibly shallow.

[Quarterquack]

I'm incredibly shallow.

That's nice imagery. But it was already given, you're a cyclist, like.
It won't be a problem, though. Squeams has already stated she's O.K. with small sizes as long as she really likes the guy.

[IdolEyes787]

I'm incredibly shallow.

That's nice imagery. But it was already given, you're a cyclist, like.
It won't be a problem, though. Squeams has already stated she's O.K. with small sizes as long as she really likes the guy.

No cycling is simply one of many things that I have done in my life.
If you want a more accurate description I have " sexy force of nature " on my business cards.

[manker]

That's the English for you :smilie4:

Shit off, racialist.
I meant southern Englishers.
Not like us northern brits.

[manker]

I have an idea on how you can decide once and for all. Squeam's had noted she was in London's nudity day youtube video.

Or was it underpants day?

Shirtless day?

It was some video with fat English wimmin with bigger flabs than bra straps.

I'm incredibly shallow.They say opposites attract so I think you're in with a chance with Squeams since she's particularly deep.


I'm obviously not talking about her personality, no, she has a great big bucket fanny.

[chalice]

There is a distinct absence of :dave: in every one of those phoaties.

Someone who could be arsed should like totally rectify that or something.

[Quarterquack]

I have " sexy force of nature " on my business cards.

Did you print it on yellow stock, for subliminal messaging?

[manker]

There is a distinct absence of :dave: in every one of those phoaties.

Someone who could be arsed should like totally rectify that or something.
I thought about making every face in the bike-jousting picture dave's face except for Squeams.
I just couldn't be fucked, though.

It's the kind of thing Mary would do before she got caught up with blokes called wolf on sites where over 40s congregate and lament.

[manker]

btw, dave's face = :dave:

It would be kindof hard to photoshop his actual face from the pic barbie PM'd me into the photo. Plus I have an inkling that if I did that, dave would actually make good on his threat to mercy kill his sick wife or whatever the fuck he's on about this week.

[mjmacky]

It's the kind of thing Mary would do before she got caught up with blokes called wolf on sites where over 40s congregate and lament.

Actually, I was planning to draw him on a unicycle with one of those blunt ended pop up umbrellas. It was going to have to wait for when I got onto a computer, but all of your chatter on the topic has drizzled on my flame.

[mjmacky]

I guess I'll have to do option B.

[mjmacky]

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[Something Else]

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Where's Dave.

[megabyteme]

A chance to get dressed up in vintage finest and take part in a variety of ridiculous sporting events :D

The three-legged trouser race:

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A weekend of putting pants on that must have been a nice change. :P

Looks like you had a lot of fun. Thanks for poasting pics. :wub:

[Proper Bo]

Shit off, racialist.
I meant southern Englishers.
Not like us northern brits.

Orite:smilie4:

wales isn't north tho':unsure:

[OlegL]

OP, come to NYC and fuck me. Are you good looking? Show me your picture.

[OlegL]

Me competing in the bicycle and umbrella jousting contest:

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So, it's you on this picture? Then forget about my offer. I don't wanna fuck you.

[Proper Bo]

Offer her something chrome for her kitchen and she'll be yours
or so manker says, anyway.

edit:

So, it's you on this picture? Then forget about my offer. I don't wanna fuck you.


fucking:glag::earl:

[megabyteme]

Me competing in the bicycle and umbrella jousting contest:

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So, it's you on this picture? Then forget about my offer. I don't wanna fuck you.

:ghey:

[manker]

I meant southern Englishers.
Not like us northern brits.

Orite:smilie4:

wales isn't north tho':unsure:
The north south divide stretches from The Wash to the Bristol Channel.

Ay-oop :unsure:

[manker]

Offer her something chrome for her kitchen and she'll be yours
or so manker says, anyway.

edit:

So, it's you on this picture? Then forget about my offer. I don't wanna fuck you.


fucking:glag::earl:
:lol:
Class.

Autistic posters are like internets gold.
Fuck posting on a forum that doesn't have any, like.

[Proper Bo]

Orite:smilie4:

wales isn't north tho':unsure:
The north south divide stretches from The Wash to the Bristol Channel.

Ay-oop :unsure:

you're further south than the midlands, how can that be north:unsure:

[manker]

It's like diagonal, innit.
And also the midlands is north anyhow.

I'm basing this on a geography essay I typed up for a girl back in the before time.
It could be complete pish but she seemed to be good at geography and had smashing tits.

[Proper Bo]

It's like diagonal, innit.
And also the midlands is north anyhow.

I'm basing this on a geography essay I typed up for a girl back in the before time.
It could be complete pish but she seemed to be good at geography and had smashing tits.

if it's diagonal then you'd have places in the north further south than places in the south and vice versa or something else.

[manker]

Yeah.
It's a class thing with 'north' being a euphemism for 'poor'.

She was from Sussex, btw.

[Proper Bo]

I'm that northern that I don't know where sussex is:smilie4:

[Squeamous]

I'm incredibly shallow.They say opposites attract so I think you're in with a chance with Squeams since she's particularly deep.


I'm obviously not talking about her personality, no, she has a great big bucket fanny.

I think I bust my larynx cackling at that :smilie4:




It does all look a bit "wacky".

Well it is, but no-one admits that. The point is to enjoy it like it's all perfectly reasonable and nothing out of the ordinary at all. Otherwise you'd be too shy to participate :unsure:


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The three legged race has a whole new meaning now :happy:






A weekend of putting pants on that must have been a nice change. :P

Looks like you had a lot of fun. Thanks for poasting pics. :wub:

I saw you guys liked pics so I got you some pics :happy:
Also, I didn't have pants on the WHOLE weekend. What do you take me for?


OP, come to NYC and fuck me. Are you good looking? Show me your picture.

I'll meet you half way. Call me when you get there.

[Barbarossa]

I'm that northern that I don't know where sussex is:smilie4:

Thank fook :smilie4:

[Artemis]

So, it's you on this picture? Then forget about my offer. I don't wanna fuck you.

:ghey:

You didn't perchance happen to take a frame capture of Oleg in his natural environment during your skype conversations at all did you Meg? Just so that we could figure out how come our 30 year old virgin is quite so choosy. Especially since you described him as having fallen out of the ugly tree and hitting every branch on the way down. :idunno:

[megabyteme]

Kinda reminded me of Squiggy from Happy Days (https://www.google.com/search?num=10&hl=en&site=imghp&tbm=isch&source=hp&q=squigy+happy+days&oq=squigy+happy+days&gs_l=img.3...2630.12871.0.13665.17.7.0.10.1.0.117.792.0j7.7.0...0.0.VN8bD45MuRk&biw=1366&bih=635&sei=nu79T4OrKsy2qQGYvbGICg#num=10&hl=en&site=imghp&tbm=isch&sa=X&ei=n-79T8TGBsXIqgGTweWKCQ&ved=0CEkQvwUoAQ&q=squiggy+happy+days&spell=1&bav=on.2,or.r_gc.r_pw.r_qf.,cf.osb&fp=bfc85b14d01da885&biw=1366&bih=635). Seems about as successful in getting girls, too...

[manker]

Kinda reminded me of Squiggy from Happy Days (https://www.google.com/search?num=10&hl=en&site=imghp&tbm=isch&source=hp&q=squigy+happy+days&oq=squigy+happy+days&gs_l=img.3...2630.12871.0.13665.17.7.0.10.1.0.117.792.0j7.7.0...0.0.VN8bD45MuRk&biw=1366&bih=635&sei=nu79T4OrKsy2qQGYvbGICg#num=10&hl=en&site=imghp&tbm=isch&sa=X&ei=n-79T8TGBsXIqgGTweWKCQ&ved=0CEkQvwUoAQ&q=squiggy+happy+days&spell=1&bav=on.2,or.r_gc.r_pw.r_qf.,cf.osb&fp=bfc85b14d01da885&biw=1366&bih=635). Seems about as successful in getting girls, too...Oleg looks like a guy who looks like Tony Blair in the 1970s :blink:

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[Squeamous]

Would

[Barbarossa]

Me competing in the bicycle and umbrella jousting contest:

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That's a good picture of you. You look like you're having fun! :)

you've got funny-shaped legs though. I bet you get told that all the time ... :dave:

[manker]

Needs moar smiliez.

[Barbarossa]

I'm rationing myself to 1 per sentence :snooty:

[Squeamous]

Me competing in the bicycle and umbrella jousting contest:

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That's a good picture of you. You look like you're having fun! :)

you've got funny-shaped legs though. I bet you get told that all the time ... :dave:

Never actually! How? :O

[manker]

That's too many.
Try one per post. You can do it, barbie!

[manker]

That's a good picture of you. You look like you're having fun! :)

you've got funny-shaped legs though. I bet you get told that all the time ... :dave:

Never actually! How? :OOh, come on.
You must have been told it loads of times :ermm:

I actually thought you had polio.

[Squeamous]

Oh, come on.
You must have been told it loads of times :ermm:

I actually thought you had polio.

I've always been told I have great legs!!

[Barbarossa]

oops :pinch:

[manker]

I absolutely cracked myself up with that edit line.
It's a good job you people aren't real. You'd never get any work done what with all this gold I keep posting.

[manker]

Oh, come on.
You must have been told it loads of times :ermm:

I actually thought you had polio.

I've always been told I have great legs!!Your mum and dad are probably very nice people but they're hardly impartial.

[Barbarossa]

Yor right leg narrows alarmingly at the knee, like it's been put on upside down or something, and your other leg is slightly bent as if indicating that you were forced to walk too early as a baby/toddler...

To give you the benefit of the doubt, it may just be the photo....

:whistling

[Barbarossa]

I absolutely cracked myself up with that edit line.
It's a good job you people aren't real. You'd never get any work done what with all this gold I keep posting.

I really liked your American province quip :happy:

[manker]

:blushing:

I thought it mediocre.
But it's all for you, barbie. And digitally engineered bots just like you.

[Barbarossa]

It reminded me of when we used to say skweeky wasn't from Belgium, but it didn't matter anyway as it's just another part of France :D

Ahhhh, those were the days. In those bygone days when you could buy a beer for £2 ($150)

[mjmacky]

Yor right leg narrows alarmingly at the knee, like it's been put on upside down or something, and your other leg is slightly bent as if indicating that you were forced to walk too early as a baby/toddler...

To give you the benefit of the doubt, it may just be the photo....

:whistling

This post had me examining my own legs. Luckily, the way it thins at the ankles assures me that they aren't upside down.

[Squeamous]

Yor right leg narrows alarmingly at the knee, like it's been put on upside down or something, and your other leg is slightly bent as if indicating that you were forced to walk too early as a baby/toddler...

To give you the benefit of the doubt, it may just be the photo....

:whistling

I was sitting side saddle on a bicycle! I'm fully aware this is just an attempt to glean more pics and I am totally happy to satisfy your curiosity. Actual pic of actual legs:


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:blushing:

I thought it mediocre.
But it's all for you, barbie. And digitally engineered bots just like you.

I thought it was megalulz :happy:

[manker]

It reminded me of when we used to say skweeky wasn't from Belgium, but it didn't matter anyway as it's just another part of France :D

Ahhhh, those were the days. In those bygone days when you could buy a beer for £2 ($150)Germany because the flags were similar and because of the history between the two countries meaning it would piss her off more.

That was obviously all JP's doing and it hounded her off the board.
Quelle surprise. The man was a menace :(

[manker]

I was sitting side saddle on a bicycle! I'm fully aware this is just an attempt to glean more pics and I am totally happy to satisfy your curiosity.:eyebrows:

It's more your upper and inner thigh that is causing most of the consternation.

[Barbarossa]

I was sitting side saddle on a bicycle! I'm fully aware this is just an attempt to glean more pics and I am totally happy to satisfy your curiosity. Actual pic of actual legs:


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If anything that pic accentuates the knee-narrowing phenomenon ... :ermm:

[mjmacky]

I was sitting side saddle on a bicycle! I'm fully aware this is just an attempt to glean more pics and I am totally happy to satisfy your curiosity. Actual pic of actual legs:

Do you have one were you're not standing around kind of funny?

[Squeamous]

:eyebrows:

It's more your upper and inner thigh that is causing most of the consternation.

:dry:



Do you have one were you're not standing around kind of funny?

Not really, they're all kinda of me doing things while using my legs to facilitate the doing of those things. I don't make a habit of posing. This is the best I think I can do. Please bear in mind I’m wearing fancy dress :ermm:

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If anything that pic accentuates the knee-narrowing phenomenon ... :ermm:

I think I see the problem. I run and climb. I have large calves for my build so they make my knee and ankle look narrow.

[mjmacky]

It smells like an oncoming "post your zettai ryouiki" thread, but I won't do it since myself and Snee would probably be the only contributers. Further thinking about it, Snee probably wouldn't even participate.

[manker]

Please bear in mind I’m wearing fancy dress :ermm::lol:
Thank feck for that.

You do seem to spend a lot of your time dressed up as something or another. And to think barbie scoffed at your dressing up box.
Btw, one of your arms seems to be longer than the other.

[Barbarossa]

:glagpinch:

We'll not be satisfied until we get pinpoint accurate measurements of squeam's entire physique, I don't think.

Let's just cut to the chase here, Full body pic please, arms and legs in a position akin to Da Vinci's Vitruvian Man... :smilie4:

[mjmacky]

:glagpinch:

We'll not be satisfied until we get pinpoint accurate measurements of squeam's entire physique, I don't think.

Let's just cut to the chase here, Full body pic please, arms and legs in a position akin to Da Vinci's Vitruvian Man... :smilie4:

I couldn't think of a more subtle way to ask to see her flaccid penis.

[Barbarossa]

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[Squeamous]

:glagpinch:

We'll not be satisfied until we get pinpoint accurate measurements of squeam's entire physique, I don't think.

Let's just cut to the chase here, Full body pic please, arms and legs in a position akin to Da Vinci's Vitruvian Man... :smilie4:

I can tell you now I will not stand up to scrutiny. The following is a list of my physical imperfections from the floorboards up:

1) Right foot one size bigger than left.
2) Missing toenail on each foot on toe next to big toe.
3) Hands of an 80 year old woman.
4) Abnormally long monkey arms.
5) Right breast one size bigger than left. Nipples point in different directions.
6) Huge mekon-like forehead.


:lol:
Thank feck for that.

You do seem to spend a lot of your time dressed up as something or another. And to think barbie scoffed at your dressing up box.
Btw, one of your arms seems to be longer than the other.

Almost every time I go out I'm in some form of fancy dress. On that occasion I was dressed like an extra from LMFAO's Party Rock Anthem video. It was my birthday :happy:.


I couldn't think of a more subtle way to ask to see her flaccid penis.

I'll show you mine if you show me yours :naughty:

[Barbarossa]

OMG I need to see the monkey arms! :glag:

[chalice]

Mekon. Fantastic.

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You were a treenager.

[mjmacky]

I'll show you mine if you show me yours :naughty:

No, you'll show me yours if Barbie shows you his. I am a cake eater.

[Squeamous]

OMG I need to see the monkey arms! :glag:

:cry:

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Mekon. Fantastic.

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You were a treenager.

I don't know what a treenager is. The only reason I know I have a Mekon head is because my ex used to say so :pinch:



No, you'll show me yours if Barbie shows you his. I am a cake eater.

If only the world worked like that outside your head :console:

[Squeamous]

^ in that pic you also get to see my old lady hands. 2 for the price of 1.

[Barbarossa]

^ in that pic you also get to see my old lady hands. 2 for the price of 1.

...and your right boob is indeed bigger than your left :smilie4:



EDIT: Also, Holy crap you weren't wrong about the arms! :O

Still, you're a good sport, I'll begin stalking you now, if that's OK :balustrade:

[chalice]

The Mekon was the evil despot in charge of the Treen race, arch-nemesis to Dan Dare, Pilot Of The Future.

A race of rodent slayers, prone to disguise, the Treens are notable for their total lack of physiological symmetry and their pathological drive to invade Earth and lay waste to her dating sites with global efficiency.

[Squeamous]

...and your right boob is indeed bigger than your left :smilie4:



EDIT: Also, Holy crap you weren't wrong about the arms! :O

Still, you're a good sport, I'll begin stalking you now, if that's OK :balustrade:

Why not, take a ticket and join the back of the queue :happy:


The Mekon was the evil despot in charge of the Treen race, arch-nemesis to Dan Dare, Pilot Of The Future.

A race of rodent slayers, prone to disguise, the Treens are notable for their total lack of physiological symmetry and their pathological drive to invade Earth and lay waste to her dating sites with global efficiency.

You totally had me going until the dating websites bit! :fist:

[mjmacky]

If only the world worked like that outside your head :console:

If I started detailing just how often I get my way, you'd probably start crying out of frustration.

[manker]

:cry:

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Mrs. Tickle :happy:

[Barbarossa]

Can we just clarify, is that fancy dress too?

[manker]

I'd also like to take this opportunity to clarify something:
Do you guise see this also?

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I just noticed it the other day, after the software upgrade.

[Barbarossa]

No, no we don't :cry:

It's almost worth becoming a modulator again for that...

[mjmacky]

I'd also like to take this opportunity to clarify something:
Do you guise see this also?

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I just noticed it the other day, after the software upgrade.

I don't know, but you whited out some names, who are you protecting?

[Squeamous]

If I started detailing just how often I get my way, you'd probably start crying out of frustration.

Or boredom :blink:

I'm still not showing you my cawk.


Mrs. Tickle :happy:

:naughty:


Can we just clarify, is that fancy dress too?

No :snooty:

[manker]

No, no we don't :cry:

It's almost worth becoming a modulator again for that...I thought it was weird nobody talked about it.
Yeah, it's pretty cool. Haven't quite worked out how to use it for evil, but.

[manker]

I'd also like to take this opportunity to clarify something:
Do you guise see this also?

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I just noticed it the other day, after the software upgrade.

I don't know, but you whited out some names, who are you protecting?You don't know if you can see it or not :blink:

And I'm protecting the guilty.

[mjmacky]

I don't know, but you whited out some names, who are you protecting?You don't know if you can see it or not :blink:

And I'm protecting the guilty.

Because it wouldn't show me through the app anyway, and getting it loaded into full browser mode seemed to much an effort when I knew someone else would be looking into it at the same time. Call me passive.

[manker]

You don't know if you can see it or not :blink:

And I'm protecting the guilty.

Because it wouldn't show me through the app anyway, and getting it loaded into full browser mode seemed to much an effort when I knew someone else would be looking into it at the same time. Call me passive.:lol:
Fair enough.

[mjmacky]

You quoted me before I could correct 'to' to 'too'. Damn you SlideIT.

[manker]

You quoted me before I could correct 'to' to 'too'. Damn you SlideIT.First you work hard to make every thread about you. And then you mix up to and too.

Something fishy is afoot :dave:

[Barbarossa]

Yeah, something about a lack of toenails :sick:

[mjmacky]

You quoted me before I could correct 'to' to 'too'. Damn you SlideIT.First you work hard to make every thread about you. And then you mix up to and too.

Something fishy is afoot :dave:

Fuck you as I'm sure he was trying to copy me.