Wales, why you so dirty?

[Squeamous]

:no:

http://www.falmouthpacket.co.uk/news/8885115.Pervert_caught_pleasuring_himself_in_slurry_for_third_time/

[manker]

Redruth is in England, you mad bint.

Also:

A man found naked in a field amongst cow dung and mud had been sexually pleasuring himself, a court has heard.
The Roth family had suffered because of his behaviour, she went on, as it had affected their quality of life and their children who had been part of what was going on.
Children involved :blink:

When police officers arrived soon after, they found him covered in a large amount of slurry and mud, in a quagmire, surrounded by tissues.
Tissues :blink:

[Squeamous]

Whaaaat? It said Truro cc!

I thought that about the tissues. I thought, you're Welsh, you'll know.

[manker]

Truro is also in England.
I'm pretty sure that you saw 'farm' and immediately thought of my manly shoulders and cultured biceps and thought of Wales.

I've never actually been anywhere near a farm, btw.
My honed physique is actually due to a mixture of propitious genetics, creatine and extreme sports like ski-boxing.

[Squeamous]

Truro is also in England.
I'm pretty sure that you saw 'farm' and immediately thought of my manly shoulders and cultured biceps and thought of Wales.

I've never actually been anywhere near a farm, btw.
My honed physique is actually due to a mixture of propitious genetics, creatine and extreme sports like ski-boxing.

:lol: I've got such a funny mental image of a man spazzing out on skis now. Thank you sweety x

I think I'm just labouring under the entirely correct supposition that it's all the same thing really anyway :happy:

[mjmacky]

and extreme sports like ski-boxing.

I'm certain you only participate because you're that afraid of getting hit in the face.

[manker]

If you'd ever seen my face, you'd understand why.
It's a thing of beauty.

[Artemis]

:bag:

[mjmacky]

If you'd ever seen my face, you'd understand why.
It's a thing of beauty.

We're different people, so I don't find the beauty in pity.

[manker]

Your face is a pity.

[mjmacky]

Your mom is a pity.

[manker]

Your mam's face is a pity.

/win

[mjmacky]

Your mam

I wasn't aware that I had one of those.

[manker]

Your mam

I wasn't aware that I had one of those.They're like your mom except not such a filthy whore.

[mjmacky]

I wasn't aware that I had one of those.They're like your mom except not such a filthy whore.

Oh, no thank you then.

[manker]

Put the word out, I own this bitch.

[mjmacky]

I own a queen.