Hoi, moderator?

[Barbarossa]

Would I be allowed to post a photo of myself tucking my genitalia in between my legs?


From the front, obviousement.

Thanks!

Oh, smiley ... :naughty:

[Skweeky]

Only if you draw a face on it

[Barbarossa]

You're not a moderator :snooty:

[Artemis]

It's been done before

http://i.imgur.com/27NtT.jpg

:naughty:

[Barbarossa]

That's not me.

[Skweeky]

But there is precedent - go for it I say

[Artemis]

That's not me.

I was helping out, against any possible immoral objections (it's not me either). :ohmy:

[Something Else]

Would I be allowed to post a photo of myself tucking my genitalia in between my legs?


From the front, obviousement.

Thanks!

Oh, smiley ... :naughty:

Please make sure there isn't a mirror behind you if you do.

[Skweeky]

We're waiting here Barbie

[Barbarossa]

Hang on, it will mean getting up from my desk...

[Artemis]

We're waiting here Barbie

You don't need a new avatar by any chance do you Skweeky? :naughty:

[Skweeky]

Bumba has had his time :naughty:

[manker]

Yeah it's alright. You can post yourself with a full rager if you like.
Or PM it. Whatever.

[Skweeky]

Hurry up Barbie - I am currently studying for my Project + exam; my brain is about to implode if I don't see anything amusing soon.

[Artemis]

Hurry up Barbie - I am currently studying for my Project + exam; my brain is about to implode if I don't see anything amusing soon.

Well there's not much chance of a boner pic after that comment, you'll have put him off his stroke. :blink:

[Skweeky]

He's got his Skweeky folder to look at :snooty:

[Barbarossa]

Hoi manker's got the skweeky folder not me :snooty:

In other news, I have photos, lol, I've got 4 to choose from, not sure which is my fave....

[Skweeky]

A poll is the only solution here

[mjmacky]

In other news, I have photos, lol, I've got 4 to choose from, not sure which is my fave....

The one of you lifting your skirt like a boarding school girl is pretty hawt.

[manker]

Hoi manker's got the skweeky folder not me :snooty:

In other news, I have photos, lol, I've got 4 to choose from, not sure which is my fave....I like the one where she arches her back with the Vibroscillator® and nipple clamps.

[Barbarossa]

No actually only one is in focus, lmao

[manker]

New thing:
Barbie's propensity to type 'lol' and 'lmao' and variations thereof increases exponentially when aroused.

[Skweeky]

His ability to use correct punctuation also seems to be affected.

[Barbarossa]

New thing:
Barbie's propensity to type 'lol' and 'lmao' and variations thereof increases exponentially when aroused.

I've been cheating on you with a chat medium that doesn't contain emoticons... (rofl)

[manker]

That explains where you picked up your new trick to make people think you're bold and exciting.
I'm just trying to imagine mrs. barbie's reaction when dave tells her.

Srsly, though. If I had to compile a list of 10 people from FST who I thought might do that, Bermuda Barbie wouldn't have figured.
You surreptitious cad.

[Squeamous]

Please make sure there isn't a mirror behind you if you do.

:lol:

Fruitbowl :naughty:

[mjmacky]

Please make sure there isn't a mirror behind you if you do.

:lol:

Fruitbowl :naughty:

I thought that was called the goat.

[Barbarossa]

That explains where you picked up your new trick to make people think you're bold and exciting.
I'm just trying to imagine mrs. barbie's reaction when dave tells her.

Srsly, though. If I had to compile a list of 10 people from FST who I thought might do that, Bermuda Barbie wouldn't have figured.
You surreptitious cad.

I bet you thought I wouldn't have the balls, and I think I've shown that.... ummm... nevermind!

[mjmacky]

I bet you thought I wouldn't have the balls, and I think I've shown that.... ummm... nevermind!

You nixed Eunuchs that theory.

[manker]

^
^
rofles :happy:

[Squeamous]

:lol:

Fruitbowl :naughty:

I thought that was called the goat.

Why?

[Barbarossa]

I didn't even know it had a name :O

[Squeamous]

Yeeeeees. It looks like a fruitbowl from behind.

[manker]

I'm undecided as to whether it looks less like a goat than a fruit bowl or less like a fruit bowl than a goat.

[Squeamous]

Take a pic and we'll let you know :sneaky:

[manker]

I'm going to tell barbie that you're trying to hound me off again.

[Squeamous]

I'm going to tell barbie that you're trying to hound me off again.

I want to see your penis! That's the direct opposite of not wanting to see it!

[manker]

I'm going to tell barbie that you're trying to hound me off again.

I want to see your penis! That's the direct opposite of not wanting to see it!Tricksy.
But I know your game. I'm not going to end up like Mulder, oh no.

You brutalised the lil chap's sensibilities :no:

/broken record

[Barbarossa]

I'm going to tell barbie that you're trying to hound me off again.

I want to see your penis! That's the direct opposite of not wanting to see it!

Google it, according to you they all look the same.... :dry:

[Squeamous]

I want to see your penis! That's the direct opposite of not wanting to see it!

Google it, according to you they all look the same.... :dry:

Only the Welsh ones. I've never seen a Welsh one before, I've just heard they're below world average. I want proof!

[manker]

It's reached that point where if I was sitting next to you in the pub and you kept asking to see it, I'd have gone; 'oh, alright then' and wopped it out.

As it is, I have to go to a little more effort and I'm not drunk, so, you might have to sweeten the deal, slightly.

[Artemis]

Google it, according to you they all look the same.... :dry:

Only the Welsh ones. I've never seen a Welsh one before, I've just heard they're below world average. I want proof!

It's why they used to wear leeks in their head dress when they went into battle, an overcompensation thing. :yup:

[manker]

:pinch:

Anyone who mentions convertibles gets an infraction

[Artemis]

How about a cabriolet? :naughty:

[manker]

I don't have one anymore, anyway :snooty:

[megabyteme]

Google it, according to you they all look the same.... :dry:

Only the Welsh ones. I've never seen a Welsh one before, I've just heard they're below world average. I want proof!

I think you've got their peens mixed up with Corgis. :lol:

[Squeamous]

It's reached that point where if I was sitting next to you in the pub and you kept asking to see it, I'd have gone; 'oh, alright then' and wopped it out.

As it is, I have to go to a little more effort and I'm not drunk, so, you might have to sweeten the deal, slightly.

I think I have some rohypnol somewhere.....






Only the Welsh ones. I've never seen a Welsh one before, I've just heard they're below world average. I want proof!

It's why they used to wear leeks in their head dress when they went into battle, an overcompensation thing. :yup:

So everyone would be looking at their big heads and not their little ones? Those Sneaky Welsh!

[botze]

I don't have one anymore, anyway :snooty:

i'm not sure :whistling

[whisper]

wtf is this thread about anyway?

[manker]

wtf is this thread about anyway?
Try reading it, spastic.

[Something Else]

wtf is this thread about anyway?


It's about people making ignorant comments.

[IdolEyes787]

wtf is this thread about anyway?
Try reading it, spastic.

Best Mod evar.

[Squeamous]

+1

[mjmacky]

wtf is this thread about anyway?

If squeams started it, then it's basically a thread about clarifying the color of a mod's stars.

[Squeamous]

:snooty:

[whisper]

lol i understand. so it's just another thread to increase post count for mods

[Something Else]

Your lol looks like Goatse.

[Barbarossa]

lol i understand. so it's just another thread to increase post count for mods

It's my thread and it's all about me so fuck the hell off already :P