Manker, I can't believe you let things slip this badly.

[Skweeky]

I am getting this message when I log in:

Your PM box (http://filesharingtalk.com/private.php) is nearing its total capacity.
You should consider deleting some messages, or you will be unable to recieve any more messages.

Do you see anything wrong with that? :dry:

[manker]

I do indeed but it's not really my area of expertise.
You should talk to Squeams, I'm not sure how she does it but her box has never even been close to even half full.

[Skweeky]

I can deal with the full box - I've had mine filled and emptied twice now after all.

I am referring to the spelling mistake. I am very, very disappointed in you.

[manker]

:o

I thought like you were worried that I wouldn't be able to send you any more cock pics or something else, so I obviously veered the subject onto vaginas.
Will have to look into that, what a horrible thing to have happened.

I'll be too busy coding and fixing internets, myself, but I'll post a message somewhere and get my protege, tesco, to fix it.

[Skweeky]

So far I haven't even received one cock pic from you :snooty:

[manker]

:eyebrows:

How about a pic of my cock that didn't come from me but a different source.
It wouldn't be gentlemanly to name any names but That Woman has been known to play fast and loose with the truth before now :smilie4:

[Skweeky]

How will I know it is definitely yours?

[manker]

I have a policy of always getting my belly-button piercing in the shot with any and all cock pics so that ownership can't be disputed.

[Skweeky]

I want a pic of the piercing with Skweeky written underneath is, with the date, accompanied by said peen picture.
I strike a hard bargain.

[manker]

I don't see what I'm getting out of this deal. You're worse than That Woman.

Not saying no, just wondering if there's any chance I might get to add to my Skweeks collection :emo:

[Skweeky]

You recently acquired a lava-mount. That is enough.

[manker]

Well. You can have my lava-mount, then :snooty:

[Skweeky]

Go on then

[manker]

Ffs, I said no in the other thread. How did you manage to get me to post that :blink:

[Skweeky]

I learnt from the best.

Now get your Sharpie out and take your trousers off.

[manker]

That's a bit forward.
I don't do insertions til at least the fourth pic.

[Skweeky]

:happy:

[Squeamous]

I do indeed but it's not really my area of expertise.
You should talk to Squeams, I'm not sure how she does it but her box has never even been close to even half full.

I regularly prune mine. You would have thought Skweeks would be brilliant at that. Oh the irony.

How we doing with those cock pics? Skweeks, has he put out yet?

[Skweeky]

I am awaiting pictures of his lava-mount.

[manker]

:pinch:

gang rape on the interents is no laughing matter.

[Skweeky]

What would also be acceptable is a picture of your balls with our names written on them.
I suspect that is what you have named them anyway.

[manker]

Obviously they have to be boys' names.
And it's Cristiano and David, if you must know :snooty:

[Skweeky]

Whatever works for you. Make sure to use non-permanent marker though.

[manker]

Whatever works for you. Make sure to use non-permanent marker though.What would be the point in writing their names on them.
It would be like writing 'twelve inches of sheer meet induced fury the like of which you've never experienced' on my penoir.

[Skweeky]

Did you know that the French word for 'dressing gown' is peignoir? Is there a link?

[manker]

I did, actually, but it's just serendipitous.

[Squeamous]

What would also be acceptable is a picture of your balls with our names written on them.
I suspect that is what you have named them anyway.

:happy:

Come on Manky, enough dithering and show us your pleasure globes!

[manker]

Bullies :emo:

[Squeamous]

Now you know how it feels!

[manker]

A thread of my very own in which two predatory females demand to see what I piss with?
Yeah.

It's all a bit much, actually. I don't think I'm going to be able to fit my head thro' the bedroom door later :blushing:

[mjmacky]

Hey manky, sorry I'm late, I'm here with the cock picks! Here we are, oops, owww!!!

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[megabyteme]

A thread of my very own in which two predatory females demand to see what I piss with?
Yeah.

It's all a bit much, actually. I don't think I'm going to be able to fit my head thro' the bedroom door later :blushing:

Undoubtedly this thread will get a 'sticky', but not the type that will make it a constant section header. :no: