His pointer finger circled my puckered love cave. “Are you ready for this?” he mewled

[brotherdoobie]

#wtf

#50shadesofshite

#ThisIsErotic4TheMissionaryPositionCrowOnly


#:/


-doobs

[manker]

I obviously haven't read any of the books since my missus and all her friends are jizzing all over facebook about it - but I do agree with every point you made.

[megabyteme]

I'm in the dark on this one. :unsure:

Twilight ref, perhaps?

EDIT- Found it. Real quote? Really?!!! :pinch:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fifty_Shades_of_Grey

[manker]

From the excerpts I've looked at; it's Twilight without vampires or angst and written by someone with even less words at their disposal than Stephenie Meyer.
There's a lot of fucking though, apparently.

[Skweeky]

Personally, I prefer to have a flick thinking about non-fictional characters.

[manker]

Personally, I prefer to have a flick thinking about non-fictional characters.:smilie4:

[brotherdoobie]

From the excerpts I've looked at; it's Twilight without vampires or angst and written by someone with even less words at their disposal than Stephenie Meyer.
There's a lot of fucking though, apparently.


Spoiler alert ^




-doobs

[brotherdoobie]

Personally, I prefer to have a flick thinking about non-fictional characters.

Pics?


-doobs

[Squeamous]

Personally, I prefer to have a flick thinking about non-fictional characters.

Me too. I like to think about kids getting bummed.

Is there any of that in there Doobs?

[mjmacky]

Personally, I prefer to have a flick thinking about non-fictional characters.

Me too. I like to think about kids getting bummed.

Is there any of that in there Doobs?

:flowers:

[megabyteme]

"puckered love cave" just doesn't get me hard. I'm not even getting a tingle when imagining said phrase associated with any teen model/actresses. Anyone? :unsure:

[Artemis]

From the excerpts I've looked at; it's Twilight without vampires or angst and written by someone with even less words at their disposal than Stephenie Meyer.
There's a lot of fucking though, apparently.

Well that's handy, I feel so spiritually uplifted after a good read about other people fucking. :blink:

[brotherdoobie]

When she speaks of her "puckered love cave" she means her bum, right?


-doobs :unsure:

[Artemis]

When she speaks of her "puckered love cave" she means her bum, right?


-doobs :unsure:

Freud would love you. :yup:

[brotherdoobie]

Freud can suck his mother's cawk.



-doobs

[brotherdoobie]

Or his mother's cawk, if he's true to his word.


-doobs

[Skweeky]

When she speaks of her "puckered love cave" she means her bum, right?


-doobs :unsure:

For some reason I assumed he was talking about a vajayjay drenched in lemon juice.

[brotherdoobie]

When she speaks of her "puckered love cave" she means her bum, right?


-doobs :unsure:



For some reason I assumed he was talking about a vajayjay drenched in lemon juice.

Yes, because generally the vag is not puckered. Unless, it's mother-in-law vag we're talking about.

I imagine most of their vaginas as being grim and puckered, like.


-doobs

[Skweeky]

What, like protruding? :fear:

[brotherdoobie]

Like lips after a bite of a lemon ... like a Catholic nuns smile after catching one of the flock masturbating, like.


-doobs

[Darth Sushi]

Like lips after a bite of a lemon ... like a Catholic nuns smile after catching one of the flock masturbating, like.


-doobs

You mean "choking the bishop!" :lol:

[brotherdoobie]

What's the term for fingering the bishop?



-doobs :unsure:

[mjmacky]

What's the term for fingering the bishop?



-doobs :unsure:

The diagonal poke.