is this for real or just the internet?

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people here, especially the ones who have been here for a while and post frequently in the lounge often are/seem to be "very smart and witty and funny and just know what to say exactly at the right time and have very good vocabulary" its really interesting to read their posts....its like watching "seinfeld/curb your enthusiasm",..
i know this thread wasnt the smartest idea
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is this how you all are in real life, talking to other real people? or its just on the internet ? if you feel you are one of those people mentioned above please do answer the question

[manker]

If you're after my Skype ID, you should have just asked.
No need for all the flattery, you big silly :wub:

[IdolEyes787]

is this how you all are in real life, talking to other real people?

No this is how I am in real life talking to imaginary people.

[Artemis]

All my friends are inside my computer, so of course I chat to them nicely, well all except that ghey pervert pervert dickhead manker. :wub:

[megabyteme]

I only talk like this to people I don't like. So yeah, everywhere...

[sheriff 01]

I was bored so i came down here to see what you guys talk about. I really cant say much except i think almost 99 percent of the lounge posters are reclusive shutins looking to escape there horrible existence in some sort of modest attempt at socialism-ahahaha!!!

[bbhaag]

people here, especially the ones who have been here for a while and post frequently in the lounge often are/seem to be "very smart and witty and funny and just know what to say exactly at the right time and have very good vocabulary" its really interesting to read their posts....its like watching "seinfeld/curb your enthusiasm",..
i know this thread wasnt the smartest idea
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is this how you all are in real life, talking to other real people? or its just on the internet ? if you feel you are one of those people mentioned above please do answer the question
Is this bitch trollin? He thinks you douchebags are "very smart and witty and funny"? Fuuuuuck.......god help us.:P

[megabyteme]

I was bored so i came down here to see what you guys talk about. I really cant say much except i think almost 99 percent of the lounge posters are reclusive shutins looking to escape there horrible existence in some sort of modest attempt at socialism-ahahaha!!!


Is this bitch trollin? He thinks you douchebags are "very smart and witty and funny"? Fuuuuuck.......god help us.:P

I'm certain the gentleman wasn't talking to either of you. :snooty:

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Is this bitch trollin? He thinks you douchebags are "very smart and witty and funny"? Fuuuuuck.......god help us.:P
well like everything else in life.....you need to spend enough time in the lounge to enjoy the humour and entertainment,.

[Squeamous]

I was bored so i came down here to see what you guys talk about. I really cant say much except i think almost 99 percent of the lounge posters are reclusive shutins looking to escape there horrible existence in some sort of modest attempt at socialism-ahahaha!!!

It's funny how we never come up there to see what you guys talk about, isn't it?

[sheriff 01]

@mbm -- you had me at ghey and strip club :bleh:
@squeamous -- you better check again, many of you common folk like to grace the presence of superstars up there-lol

[IdolEyes787]

@squeamous -- you better check again, many of you common folk like to grace the presence of superstars up there-lol

Royal "we" obviously.

[Squeamous]

I just assumed everyone else was as awesome as me. My mistake. Carry on!

[chalice]

I just assumed everyone else was as awesome as me. My mistake. Carry on!

Some of Idol's best work gets done up there. He's been doo-dooing on Deputy Dawg's head in fine style. Physical violence has been mentioned more than once.

That's how you know you're doing a decent job.

[IdolEyes787]

I try to only pick of women and people with learning disabilities.

[sheriff 01]

Thats about all he can pick on, his arms are about as big as sparrows kneecaps!! :glagpinch:

[IdolEyes787]

Thats about all he can pick on, his arms are about as big as sparrows kneecaps!! :glagpinch:
Overlooking the fact that birds don't have kneecaps and so what you said is totally nonsensical ,out of a sense of propriety I'm still going to kick the living fuck out of you.

[Snee]

I was bored so i came down here to see what you guys talk about. I really cant say much except i think almost 99 percent of the lounge posters are reclusive shutins looking to escape there horrible existence in some sort of modest attempt at socialism-ahahaha!!!
Not well, anyhow.

Maybe if you went back and finished highschool...

[sheriff 01]

200 grand a yr all with a grade 8 education!! Maybe i can make minimum wage like you if i had stayed in school. I admit it you win-ahahaha!!

[manker]

Prove it by giving me a lot of money :mellow:

[sheriff 01]

pm me your account details and i will wire you some booze and whore money :yay:

[manker]

people here, especially the ones who have been here for a while and post frequently in the lounge often are/seem to be "very smart and witty and funny and just know what to say exactly at the right time and have very good vocabulary" its really interesting to read their posts....its like watching "seinfeld/curb your enthusiasm",..
i know this thread wasnt the smartest idea
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is this how you all are in real life, talking to other real people? or its just on the internet ? if you feel you are one of those people mentioned above please do answer the questionPeople are funnier on the internet, and more assured, too, because you can take a while to compose what you reply.
You don't get that luxury when you talk to people in the pub or at work.

I think the answer to your query is that the internet exacerbates a person's personality attributes and does away with a lot of social awkwardness. Although the lack of eye-contact and physical proximity can also enhance a person's propensity to be a complete dick.


I would say that I sound at least three times as clever and seventeen times as funny on a forum than if you were talking to me face to face.
That still makes me fucking hilarious and razor sharp irl, btw :smilie4:

[Squeamous]

people here, especially the ones who have been here for a while and post frequently in the lounge often are/seem to be "very smart and witty and funny and just know what to say exactly at the right time and have very good vocabulary" its really interesting to read their posts....its like watching "seinfeld/curb your enthusiasm",..
i know this thread wasnt the smartest idea
.
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is this how you all are in real life, talking to other real people? or its just on the internet ? if you feel you are one of those people mentioned above please do answer the questionPeople are funnier on the internet, and more assured, too, because you can take a while to compose what you reply.
You don't get that luxury when you talk to people in the pub or at work.

I think the answer to your query is that the internet exacerbates a person's personality attributes and does away with a lot of social awkwardness. Although the lack of eye-contact and physical proximity can also enhance a person's propensity to be a complete dick.


I would say that I sound at least three times as clever and seventeen times as funny on a forum than if you were talking to me face to face.
That still makes me fucking hilarious and razor sharp irl, btw :smilie4:

I don't think you were one of the ones he was referring to poppet x

[IdolEyes787]

200 grand a yr all with a grade 8 education!! Maybe i can make minimum wage like you if i had stayed in school. I admit it you win-ahahaha!!

Gay hustler pays more than I ever would have guessed.

[manker]

I don't think you were one of the ones he was referring to poppet xA condescending kiss and a 'poppet' to boot.
It's a good job I know you're only joking else the blessed claret release following a cold steel rebuke to my lower arm area would seem like the only riposte open to me.

Yeah, so.
She's just messing about, everyone, I was totally one of the ones he was referring to :ermm:

[manker]

200 grand a yr all with a grade 8 education!! Maybe i can make minimum wage like you if i had stayed in school. I admit it you win-ahahaha!!

Gay hustler pays more than I ever would have guessed.
You know I actually think you should stop with the gay jokes as I'm thinking that sheriff is actually a gay and the board rules say we're not allowed to be racist against the gheys.

Statistically, one person in ten has homosexual leanings.
Out of the thirty or so people left on fst, I had assumed it would be AllenS (effeminate), Disme (foreign) and Skizo (protests too much) but we live and we learn.

[sheriff 01]

It's ok manker, idol is just jealous of me, he always has been :whistling

[megabyteme]

200 grand a yr all with a grade 8 education!! Maybe i can make minimum wage like you if i had stayed in school. I admit it you win-ahahaha!!

Funny, the rupee isn't normally bragged about...

Convert Indian Rupee to US Dollar


₨ 200000 = $ 3632.2361

[megabyteme]

Gay hustler pays more than I ever would have guessed.
You know I actually think you should stop with the gay jokes as I'm thinking that sheriff is actually a gay and the board rules say we're not allowed to be racist against the gheys.


Not to be conspiratorial, but has anyone ever heard Idol tell a story about dating, having a gurlfrend, etc.? :whistling

Granted, with toes like his (the hat matches the socks, if you know what I'm saying) it is possible he stays out of sight and only communicates via text. He's rich, so I imagine him living in an enchanted castle, and talking to his teapot and stuffs.


Maybe I'm entirely off on this. How's your gaydar working on this one, sheriff?? Shirley, you must be getting some kind cumguzzler vibe. :idunno:

[sheriff 01]

mbm, you are even more intuitive than i had originally thought. The biggest tell tale sign though is idols pent up hostility which can be seen in alot of his posts. This aggression is a characteristic trait of a man who has been in the closet far too long. :gossip:

[megabyteme]

With looks like his, let's hope that's a DARK closet. :fear:

[Snee]

200 grand a yr all with a grade 8 education!! Maybe i can make minimum wage like you if i had stayed in school. I admit it you win-ahahaha!!
That's the sort of high quality story and writing I'd expect from someone on your level, so congrats on living up to your full potential.

200 grand a year sucking people off all day long, I'm sure.

[Snee]

Gay hustler pays more than I ever would have guessed.
You know I actually think you should stop with the gay jokes as I'm thinking that sheriff is actually a gay and the board rules say we're not allowed to be racist against the gheys..
I'd agree, especially since I made last post above without seeing idle's. Seeing as it's the first thing everyone assumes, it simply must be true.

[IdolEyes787]

mbm, you are even more intuitive than i had originally thought. The biggest tell tale sign though is idols pent up hostility which can be seen in alot of his posts. This aggression is a characteristic trait of a man who has been in the closet far too long. :gossip:

Clearly you two geniuses are too clever for me and my reluctance to post intimate details of my life online could only be attributed to my vast gayness.

If I can take any solace from you Sherlocks uncovering my dark secrect it's that you didn't also label me something equally risible like being left-handed or ,God forbid,Black.

Btw if not for your vast intelligence mistakenly taking what I say seriously,I would have said that my anger issues are due to 'roid rage.

[megabyteme]

mbm, you are even more intuitive than i had originally thought. The biggest tell tale sign though is idols pent up hostility which can be seen in alot of his posts. This aggression is a characteristic trait of a man who has been in the closet far too long. :gossip:

Clearly you two geniuses are too clever for me and my reluctance to post intimate details of my life online could only be attributed to my vast gayness.

If I can take any solace from you Sherlocks uncovering my dark secrect it's that you didn't also label me something equally risible like being left-handed or ,God forbid,Black.

Btw if not for your vast intelligence mistakenly taking what I say seriously,I would have said that my anger issues are due to 'roid rage.

Nice cover up, gheyboi. :yup::lol:

[manker]

When he says; 'vast gayness', that's actually code for accommodating anus :smilie4:

If you're wondering how I know this, it's cus I watched a documentary on gays this one time when I left the TV on after Die Hard had finished and the remote control broke and the off button wouldn't work and the plug was in a different room. Which was locked.

[chalice]

It's a form of ventriloquism, innit. I was watching a repeat of QI the other day and there was some bint on it with a dummy, and they started discussing the art of throwing one's voice. There's an adage that states that in polite conversation people only say the second thing that comes into their minds. The first thing is usually too deranged for utterance. A good ventriloquist can use the dummy to forego that filtration process and let the id run rampant.

I'd say the same is true, to some extent, on the internets. You bunch of fucking cunts.

[Barbarossa]

people here, especially the ones who have been here for a while and post frequently in the lounge often are/seem to be "very smart and witty and funny and just know what to say exactly at the right time and have very good vocabulary" its really interesting to read their posts....its like watching "seinfeld/curb your enthusiasm",..
i know this thread wasnt the smartest idea
.
.
is this how you all are in real life, talking to other real people? or its just on the internet ? if you feel you are one of those people mentioned above please do answer the question

It would be, if I could think fast enough :earl:

[manker]

It's a form of ventriloquism, innit. I was watching a repeat of QI the other day and there was some bint on it with a dummy, and they started discussing the art of throwing one's voice. There's an adage that states that in polite conversation people only say the second thing that comes into their minds. The first thing is usually too deranged for utterance. A good ventriloquist can use the dummy to forego that filtration process and let the id run rampant.

I'd say the same is true, to some extent, on the internets. You bunch of fucking cunts.I like that. A lot.

[Something Else]

It's a form of ventriloquism, innit. I was watching a repeat of QI the other day and there was some bint on it with a dummy, and they started discussing the art of throwing one's voice. There's an adage that states that in polite conversation people only say the second thing that comes into their minds. The first thing is usually too deranged for utterance. A good ventriloquist can use the dummy to forego that filtration process and let the id run rampant.

I'd say the same is true, to some extent, on the internets. You bunch of fucking cunts.

I've not heard it put like that before. I still haven't. Nice usage tho'

[Squeamous]

Does anyone else keep reading the title of this fred as the opening bars of Bohemian Rhapsody?

[manker]

No but I will now :pinch:

And also, to clarify the Kalashnikov thing, I just assume you wear pristine white undergarments so it wouldn't be a problem.
Mine are usually dark so the guy-liner idea wouldn't work.

[Squeamous]

Do you wear dark underpants so your gf can't see the skidmarks? :happy:

[sheriff 01]

i dont wear any undergarments at all, my services are required far too much to fuck around with undergarments-lol

[Squeamous]

I'm not wearing any today, trufax. But that's because my washing machine has been out of action for 2 weeks and anyway, I'm on my period so I've got a tampon up there. Underwear in those circumstances just seems profligate.

[sheriff 01]

The only period i ever see is when a guy cant accomodate my size, which happens quite frequently ;)

[IdolEyes787]

It's a form of ventriloquism, innit. I was watching a repeat of QI the other day and there was some bint on it with a dummy, and they started discussing the art of throwing one's voice. There's an adage that states that in polite conversation people only say the second thing that comes into their minds. The first thing is usually too deranged for utterance. A good ventriloquist can use the dummy to forego that filtration process and let the id run rampant.

I'd say the same is true, to some extent, on the internets. You bunch of fucking cunts.

Nice analogy even if I did see your lips move.

[megabyteme]

I'm not wearing any today, trufax. But that's because my washing machine has been out of action for 2 weeks and anyway, I'm on my period so I've got a tampon up there. Underwear in those circumstances just seems profligate.

Would that be considered some sort of "wounded commando"? :unsure:

[manker]

Do you wear dark underpants so your gf can't see the skidmarks? :happy:Why would she be looking? Girls don't do that.
Surely it's only men who pick up and inspect underwear from the laundry basket :unsure:


I'm not wearing any today, trufax. But that's because my washing machine has been out of action for 2 weeks and anyway, I'm on my period so I've got a tampon up there. Underwear in those circumstances just seems profligate.But won't you get all wee over your jeans. I've heard that in women your age, sometimes a little will escape when you laugh or sneeze.


The only period i ever see is when a guy cant accomodate my size, which happens quite frequently ;):eyebrows:

Yeah the jury is still out. So is this sheriff guy a ghey or what.
He uses a lot of smilies so I think probably yes?

[Squeamous]

Would that be considered some sort of "wounded commando"? :unsure:

It's a mute point now; my washing machine part arrived today and I have a whole heap of knickers drying on the airer as I write :happy:


Why would she be looking? Girls don't do that.
Surely it's only men who pick up and inspect underwear from the laundry basket :unsure:

But won't you get all wee over your jeans. I've heard that in women your age, sometimes a little will escape when you laugh or sneeze.


You tend to notice if they're left sunny side up and you want to do a load of washing :pinch:

Do you know, I haven't had an accidental wee release in ages! I think it used to happen when I ran more than anything but I haven't done that for a couple of months because of the weather. Anyway I was wearing black jeans :happy:

[manker]

Ew. You disgusting girl. I was thinking of hygiene rather than you getting away with weeing yourself.
In penance I demand you post a pic of the damp knickers heap.

[Squeamous]

Too late. My washing machine part came yesterday and they're now all washed.

[manker]

Damn.
If only there was some way of getting your knickers damp.

[Squeamous]

While there are still pics of David Beckham on the internet that shouldn't be a problem :smilie4: